MESIS :: Volume #1

#16: Cannot the pā pā object


Professor Li claps, earnestly announced: Similar Yang Chen matter, I did not want to happen, five days again on the hand over completed work. Everyone makes persistent efforts, tries harder. After the conclusion, we had a glee feast, then your also this graduation. However, today's matter, this processing must process. I decided that pulls out 1,000 to come out from the Yang Chen bonus, reward gives Qin Ze.” 李教授拍拍手,郑重宣布:“类似杨晨的事情,我不希望再有发生,还有五天就交工了。大家再接再厉,加把劲。结束后我们吃个庆功宴,然后你们也该毕业了。不过,今天的事情,该处理还是要处理。我决定从杨晨的奖金中抽一千出来,奖励秦泽。” Everyone does not have the opinion, money is not in my bonus pulls out in any case. 大家都没意见,反正钱不是我的奖金里抽。 But Qin Ze from the Yang Chen look, felt the deep evil intention from this small rascal. 秦泽杨晨眼神中,感受到了来自这个小赤佬的深深恶意。 9 : 30, Qin Ze and Professor Li greet, go out to attend class. 九点半,秦泽李教授打了声招呼,出门上课去了。 12 half, two securities investment study ends of course, happen to were the meals and snacks, student huā lā la gush out the classroom. Suddenly, is reminded of dear ones who have left. 十二点半,两节证券投资学课程结束,正好是饭点,学生哗啦啦涌出教室。眨眼间,人去楼空。 Qin Ze just trod the classroom, pursues a tall as a cow and big as a horse fellow, bind rounds his waist to tow toward the classroom, that stance, with must visit gentlewoman forcefully. 秦泽刚踏出教室,身后追上来一个牛高马大的家伙,箍住他的腰就往教室里拖,那架势,就跟要强行临幸良家妇女似的。 Qin Ze relaxes the tight body, whatever he partly towed to return to the classroom that partly entrained. 秦泽放松紧绷的身体,任由他半拖半拽的回了教室。 Zhao Baliang schoolmate Qin Ze according to seat, good inferior military salute, loud and clear: Report sleeping director, in us a rebel.” 赵八两同学秦泽按在座位上,行了个蹩脚的军礼,掷地有声:“报告寝室长,我们中出了一个叛徒。” Li Liang and Liu Ziqiang bold and uninhibited sits on the school desk, the look looks disdainfully. 李良刘自强大马金刀坐在课桌上,眼神睥睨。 hearing this, sleeping director Li Liang pounds on the table, satisfaction said: Good that very you handle.” 闻言,寝室长李良一拍桌子,满意道:“你处置的很好。” old driver Qin Ze angrily said: Gets the hell out, your younger sister.” 老司机秦泽怒道:“滚蛋,中出你妹啊。” Li Liang hmph hmph saying: Also dares to talk back, two battalion commanders, your Italian Artillery? Three battalion commanders, your world cannon stand by.” 李良哼哼道:“还敢顶嘴,二营长,你的意大利炮呢?三营长,你的人间大炮随时待命。” A Liu Ziqiang face indifferent solution belt, Zhao Baliang hehe smiles strangely. 刘自强一脸冷漠的解裤腰带,赵八两嘿嘿怪笑。 Qin Ze helplessly said: What matter does organization look for my? The villains join the underground party for three years, the boast commisserate boast commisserate industry, pledges to fight to the death to defend the motherland, obeys the organization arrangement. Has not taken people's common people A-list absolutely.” 秦泽无奈道:“组织找我什么事?小人加入地下党三年来,矜矜业业,誓死保卫祖国,服从组织安排。绝对没有拿人民百姓一针一线。” Although does not know that several roommates pull out what wind, but he coordinates tacitly. 虽然不知道几个室友抽什么风,但他默契配合。 Good, I asked you, the room gauges of our 303 dormitories were what/anything!” Li Liang acts as the gavel by the books, makes an effort a racket. “那好,我问你,咱们303宿舍的室规是什么!”李良以书本充作惊堂木,用力一拍。 Qin Ze hesitant, said honestly: Four man hearts, the gay partner status is heavy like the mountain. The life only loves five girls, if who takes off/escapes only who first perishes.” 秦泽犹豫了一下,老老实实道:“四条汉子一条心,基友地位重如山。一生只爱五姑娘,谁若脱单谁先亡。” The younger sister who several are tidying up the books looks surprisedly, Qin Ze ashamed wants to cover the face. 几个正在收拾书本的妹子惊讶的看过来,秦泽羞耻的想捂脸。 Li Liang patted the Qin Ze's shoulder, the look is serious, solemnly said: Since you know, I was not many said that older and younger brothers, walked, next generation or ally.” 李良拍了拍秦泽的肩膀,神色严肃,沉声道:“既然你知道,那我就不多说了,兄弟,一路走好,下辈子还是战友。” Liu Ziqiang strikes an attitude to pull out his Italian Artillery. 刘自强作势就要掏出他的意大利炮 Qin Ze in great surprise: Asked the bean gunnysack, the organization bright mirror, I have not violated the room gauges of 303 dormitories, I was am unjust, I now or the strip single dog, everyone is the single dog, why the single dog was awkward the single dog...... wèi wèi, you also really pulled out...... me, my super main character indicated that refused to accept.” 秦泽大惊:“求豆麻袋,组织明鉴,我没有违反303宿舍的室规,我是冤枉的,我现在还是条单身狗,大家都是单身狗,单身狗何必为难单身狗……喂喂,你还真掏啊……我,我龙傲天表示不服。” Li Liang sneers: You said that yesterday's telephone what's the matter, the conclusive evidence, does not allow the comrade you to quibble. Relieved going.” 李良冷笑一声:“那你说昨天的电话怎么回事,铁证如山,不容同志你狡辩。安心的去吧。” Qin Ze understood finally, rolls the eyes: „The field work of organization is too rough, waits for enhancing, that is my elder sister, cannot the pā pā pā object, therefore I still am the good comrade. Please two battalion commanders take back your Italian Artillery, the three battalion commander your world cannon of also please receive.” 秦泽总算明白了,直翻白眼:“组织的调查工作太粗糙,有待提高,那是我姐,并不是可以啪啪啪的对象,所以我依然是好同志。请二营长收回你的意大利炮,三营长你的人间大炮也请收回去。” Takes seriously?” “当真?” Compared with really gold/metal also.” “比真金还真。” Li Liang is all smiles: Was organization misunderstands you, wife's younger brother fertilized, fertilized,” 李良笑容满面道:“是组织误会你了,小舅子受精了,受精了,” wèi wèi, this did not call right.” 喂喂,这称呼不对啊。” wife's younger brother is not anxious, listening to several brothers-in-law to say to you. Master Confucius said: Appetite for food and sex. Classic of Poetry said: The gentle and graceful girl gentleman quite gathers together. Summarizes, is a few words: The single dog is the loser on society.” 小舅子莫急,听几位姐夫给你慢慢道来。孔子夫子曰:食色性也。诗经曰:窈窕淑女君子好逑。总结起来呢,就是一句话:单身狗是社会上的失败者。” On organization after thinking, the deeply feeling room gauge is contrary to humanity, should abolish and revise. Prosperity for country, the development of society, what we should be positive is the motherland birth outstanding descendant. Therefore, Comrade Qin Ze, for the motherland for the people, you should positively to the outstanding younger sister of organization recommendation wave big buttocks outstanding big long leg.” 组织上经过深思熟虑,深感室规有违人道,应该废除、修改。为了国家的繁荣,社会的发展,我们应该积极的为祖国生育优秀后代。所以,秦泽同志,为了祖国为了人民,你应该积极向组织推荐波大臀翘大长腿的优秀妹子。” Sleeping director said is reasonable, I second the motion.” “寝室长说的有道理,我附议。” I also second the motion.” “我也附议。” Zhao Baliang and Liu Ziqiang cast the yes vote. 赵八两刘自强投赞同票。 I, I go to......” Qin Ze to stare, tastes fiercely. your mother, by routine. “我,我去……”秦泽一愣,猛地回过味来。尼玛,又被套路了。 Reported organization, I had the words saying that was organization offers is our proper consciousness. However, the sleeping director you were known as old driver, pā pā pā the younger sisters of innumerable not respectable family, the proper waste, how I can push toward the fiery pit in elder sister.” “报告组织,我有话说,为组织奉献一切是我们应有的觉悟。但是,寝室长你号称老司机,啪啪啪了无数不良家的妹子,妥妥的人渣,我怎么能把姐姐往火坑里推。” Li Liang is angry: „Do you dare to say my waste? Two battalion commanders, your motherf**ker Italian Artillery?” 李良大怒:“你敢说我人渣?二营长,你tm意大利炮呢?” no no no, do not misunderstand, I do not aim at you.” Qin Ze disdains saying: I mean, everyone present is a waste.” 不不不,别误会,我不是针对你。”秦泽不屑道:“我的意思是,在座的各位都是人渣。” Do not think on you can routine! 别以为就你们会套路 Looks to hit!” “找打!” Extinguished him.” “灭了他。” Father's broadsword has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger.” “老子的大刀已经饥渴难耐了。” Four people create a disturbance to run the classroom, the sky is dusky, without Sun, is a cloudy day, the cool breeze blows gently, in hot in the summer, this is an extremely comfortable day. 四个人打打闹闹跑出教室,天空灰蒙蒙,没有太阳,是个阴天,凉风习习,在炎炎夏季,这是个极舒服的日子。 Three people had the lunch in the cafeteria, the net addiction youngster Liu Ziqiang unprecedented proposition played the basketball. 三人在食堂吃了午饭,网瘾少年刘自强破天荒的提议去打篮球。 This proposed that was adopted unanimously. 此项提议被一致通过。 303 dormitories persist in early morning running exercise Zhao Baliang except for every day, sunlight youth who other three people do not deeply love the sports, the dormitory naturally does not have the basketball. Is good likes playing the basketball because of the next door 304 dormitory several fellows, sleeping director Wang Tiancheng is a basketball fan. 303宿舍除了每天坚持晨跑锻炼的赵八两,其他三人都不是热爱运动的阳光青年,宿舍自然没有篮球。好在隔壁304宿舍几个家伙喜欢打篮球,寝室长王天成是篮球迷。 Sleeping director Wang Tiancheng stripped, has the box lunch, while leads the roommate to hit instance dungeon, the game and Qin Ze several playing athletics class that games they play are different, wears down time very much. 寝室长王天成光着膀子,一边吃盒饭,一边率领室友打副本,他们打的游戏和秦泽几个玩的竞技类游戏不同,很消磨时间 Old Wang, plays a ball game.” Zhao Baliang patted knocking at the door, the jar sound jar air/Qi. 老王,打球去不去。”赵八两拍了拍门,瓮声瓮气。 Wang Tiancheng nickname Old Wang Next Door, abbreviation: Old Wang! 王天成绰号“隔壁老王”,简称:老王 I brushed this instance dungeon, our bedroom happen to must go to the basketball court later, today is not hot, did not play a ball game wastes.” The Old Wang eye does not leave the computer screen, good of also five military iffucers, were been what a pity bumpy by the whole face of whelk disaster. “等我刷完这副本,我们寝室正好待会要去篮球场,今天不热,不打球就浪费了。”老王眼睛不离电脑屏幕,五官长的还不错,可惜被青春痘祸害的满脸坑坑洼洼。 Qin Ze pulled out the cell phone to look at time, urged: Hurry up, I have the matter later.” 秦泽掏出手机看了看时间,催促道:“快点啊,待会我还有事呢。” He most plays forty minutes, must go to work. 他最多玩四十分钟,就得去“工作”。 Old Wang turns the head to look, was happy, smiles hē hē to tease: āi yōu, Face-slapping Great God. First time some people dare slap Zhang Mingyu's face, you became famous in our department.” 老王转头一看,乐了,笑呵呵打趣道:“哎呦,打脸大神。头一次有人敢打张明玉的脸,你在咱们系都出名了。” Old Wang this person will very come the matter, the jx person, slick, human communication very one set, even if Qin Ze this type does not make a long stay the person in dormitory, still with his very warm feelings. 老王这个人挺会来事,jx人,八面玲珑,人际交往很有一套,就算秦泽这种不长住宿舍的人,也和他挺热络。 After five minutes, two dormitory eight people, accompany to move toward the basketball court. 五分钟后,两个宿舍八个人,结伴走向篮球场。 Basketball outside gathers round the iron net, the area is extremely broad. At this moment, the students sweat profusely in the field, wear the short sleeve underpants, the foot pedal basketball shoe. This cool weather, the person of ball-playing are many. 篮球场外围着铁网,占地面积极广。此刻,学生们在球场上挥汗如雨,穿短袖裤衩,脚蹬篮球鞋。这种凉爽的天气,打球的人不少。 Economics Uni has a construction cost not poor basketball hall, but is not usually open, generally only when the school various is the basketball tournament is open. 财大有一座造价不菲的篮球馆,不过平时不开放,一般只在学院各系篮球赛的时候才开放。 They selected an unoccupied basketball frame, shooting practiced the feel, started to compete. 他们挑了一个无人占领的篮球框,投篮练了练手感,开始比赛。 Old Wang has the strength of half school basketball team, is influenced by the surroundings, his three roommates will play two, by the skill enough steamroll Qin Ze's 303 dormitories. Therefore the kick-off modestly declined to a weak side. 老王有半个校篮球队的实力,近朱者赤,他的三个室友都会耍两下,论技巧足够碾压秦泽的303宿舍。于是开球就谦让给了弱势一方。 Both sides dozen of halves the game, four people are somewhat crowded, the most reasonable type of distribution is three person one groups, but they altogether only have eight people. 双方打半场,四个人有些拥挤,最合理的分配方式是三个人一组,但他们总共只有八个人。 Li Liang serves, the ball passed to Qin Ze, the Qin Ze symbolic dribbling moment, passes to Liu Ziqiang. 李良发球,球传到了秦泽手上,秦泽象征性的运球片刻,就传给刘自强 After Liu Ziqiang catches a ball, was defended rapidly, Zhao Baliang wallops his body side, exclaimed: Passes.” 刘自强接球后,迅速被防住,赵八两猛冲到他身侧,吼道:“传球传球。” Liu Ziqiang then passes to him the ball, after getting the ball, a Zhao Baliang schoolmate tiger roars, the person beyond two parting lines, still has started the running jump shot. His build tall and strong, strong, charging so to be irresistible like the person good chariot. Old Wang tries to stop, but was hit to stagger by him. 刘自强便把球传给他,得了球后,赵八两同学一声虎吼,人还在两分线外,已经开始三步上篮。他体形魁梧,膀大腰圆,冲锋起来就像人行战车那样势不可挡。老王试图阻拦,但被他撞了个踉跄。 Three strides direct as cross as basket, colludes on blue, „”, the ball hits on the basket, has not entered...... 三大步直接跨到篮下,勾手上蓝,“哐”一声,球打在篮框上,没进…… I know to be able like this! 我就知道会这样! Qin Ze holds the volume. 秦泽扶额。 A Old Wang tiger jump grabs the rebound, while convenient throwing down that almost the Li Liang small physique hits, dribbles jumps out the center line rapidly, direct taking off shooting. 老王一个虎跳抢到篮板,顺便把李良的小身板撞的差点摔倒,运球飞速窜出三分线,直接起跳投篮。 The basketball has drawn a perfect arc, hollow enters the net. 篮球划过一个完美的弧线,空心入网。 This can also enter.” Li Liang scolded one damn. “这也能进。”李良骂了一声“握草”。 Old Wang is valiant: Please ask me to shoot the god.” 老王雄赳赳气昂昂:“请叫我射神。” The three-pointer is the Old Wang unique skill, in his words, shooting only practices three points, the inside connection only practices slam dunk, because in the field these two entrain the skill that very dazzles to hold in the mouth most to attract the younger sister attention crazily forever, takes slam dunk as. slam dunk he does not think, without that spring, has to back off, practices the three-pointer. 三分球是老王的拿手绝技,用他自己的话说,“投篮只练三分,内线只练灌篮”,因为球场上这两项狂拽酷炫叼的技能永远是最吸引妹子注意力的,其中以灌篮为最。灌篮他是别想了,没那个弹跳力,只好退而求其次,练习三分球。 A side of goal serves, pass after several times, inside connection by Qin Ze and other civil air defense stubbornly, therefore the ball passed to Old Wang, he deeply inspires, disregards spring disappointing Li Liang, taking off, shooting, this time has not entered, the ball hits on the basket. 进球的一方发球,几次传球后,内线被秦泽等人防的死死,于是球又传到了老王手上,他深吸一口气,无视弹跳力差劲的李良,起跳,投篮,这次没进,球打在篮框上。 The Zhao Baliang physique lords it over under the backboard, grabs the ball without the suspense, flings to center line nearby Liu Ziqiang, after Liu Ziqiang dribbles slips away the center line, fast charges into the backboard, taking off shooting, does not have the suspense...... not to enter! 赵八两的体格在篮板下称王称霸,毫无悬念抢到球,甩给三分线附近的刘自强,刘自强运球溜出三分线后,飞快冲向篮板,起跳投篮,毫无悬念......没进! Feeds in the ball to me, I under backboard.” This time cannot grab the rebound Zhao Baliang to complain toward Liu Ziqiang one pack of sounds. “把球传回给我呀,我在篮板下。”这次没能抢到篮板的赵八两刘自强一叠声抱怨。 Your nearby has two people, I do not have the civil air defense.” Liu Ziqiang afraid argument. “你边上有两个人,我没人防的。”刘自强心虚的辩解。 Rubbish. They must attack.” Qin Ze interrupts two people disputes, sighs woefully at heart, Liu Ziqiang is in the bedroom four people the basketball foundation is most solid, Zhao Baliang is powerfully-built, but will not play the basketball, Li Liang this type pulled out the dog wealthy and powerful family of spatial body by the wine and women, all year round can touch several basketballs to be good,...... big bro do not smile the Second Brother as for him, do not have much difference from Li Liang. “别废话了。他们要进攻了。”秦泽打断两人的争执,心里哀叹,刘自强算是寝室四人中篮球基础最扎实的,赵八两体格强壮,但不会打篮球,李良这种被酒色掏空身子的狗大户,一年到头能摸几次篮球就不错了,至于他自己......大哥别笑二哥,和李良没多大区别。 Qin Ze, you go to against Old Wang, we trade.” Li Liang slightly runs over, must relieve a garrison with him, explained: Your is taller than me, moreover my physical strength is not good, cannot follow him.” 秦泽,你去防老王,我们换换。”李良小跑过来,要和他换防,解释道:“你个子比我高,而且我体力不好,跟不上他。” Said seems like my physical strength very seems. 说的好像我体力很好似的。 Qin Ze ridicule in heart, not hesitant, complies to relieve a garrison with Li Liang. 秦泽心里吐槽,没犹豫,答应和李良换防。 An opposite party small child dribbles to advance the inside connection, Zhao Baliang stretches out the arms, like a big black bear that throws the food, has the imposing manner very much, intercepted him to advance the route. 对方一个小青年运球突进内线,赵八两张开双臂,像一只扑食的大黑熊,很有气势,截住了他突进路线。 The fellow looks at the big fellow who threatened, passes to behind Old Wang outside center line the ball decisively. 那家伙看了看气势汹汹的大块头,果断把球传给身后三分线外的老王 At this time Qin Ze just relieved a garrison, did not have near body, to fully neutral gear of Old Wang shooting. 这时候秦泽刚刚换防过来,还没近身,给足了老王投篮的空档。 Old Wang taking off, projects the basketball by the standard posture. During is the center of attention, the ball rises slowly. 老王起跳,以标准的姿势投出篮球。众人瞩目之中,球缓缓升高。 In the Qin Ze eye, the brown basketball is revolving to the hand and rise, the first step that draws the perfect arc, in the mind surges suddenly a thought: Perhaps I can keep off it.” 秦泽眼中,褐色的篮球旋转着离手、升高,画出完美弧线的第一步,脑海中忽然涌起一个念头:“也许我能把它挡下来。”
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