„Leads her?” Qin Ze solicited the teammate suggestions. “带不带她？”秦泽征求队友意见。 „Does not bring.” Li Liang flatly refuses. “不带。”李良一口回绝。 Liu Ziqiang Zhao Baliang schoolmate expressed indifferently. 刘自强赵八两同学则表示无所谓。 Qin Ze invited him to join the game, played to say with a smile: „Perhaps is really the younger sister?” 秦泽邀请他加入游戏,玩笑道:“没准真是妹子呢？” The second bureau was more relaxed than the first bureau, after a half hour of wearing, not stupidly moe, obeyed the director only at least, she as if knows that Qin Ze was the team core, so long as his labeling recorded, was obedient on the little darling, under Qin Ze made her come the road, she jolted under the road. Let her hit the dragonet, jolts dozen of dragonets. 第二局比第一局轻松多了,经过半个多小时的磨合,中单也不呆萌了,最起码听指挥,她似乎知道秦泽是团队核心,只要他一打标记,就乖乖听话,秦泽让她来下路,她就屁颠颠来下路。让她打小龙,就屁颠颠打小龙。 Three victories in a row. 三连胜。 Qin Ze looked at time, 1 : 30 pm, two o'clock have a professional course. 秦泽看了看时间,下午 1 点半,两点钟有一堂专业课。 „Winding, you played.” “下线了,你自己玩去吧。” „Does not want not to want, I win one game to rise the silver again. Great God asked the belt/bring, smooch dá.” Opposite acting like a spoiled and cute brat. “不要嘛不要嘛,我再赢一局就升白银啦。大神求带,么么哒。”对面撒娇卖萌。 „It is not good, must attend class.” “不行,要去上课了。” „Is hǒu hǒu hǒu, really an elementary student?” “吼吼吼,真的是小学生？” „Changes to the large character the small character!” “把小字改成大字！” „Where did Great God read university?” “大神们在哪里读大学？” „Shanghai Economics Uni.” “沪市财大。” „I am also Shanghai, scatters the flower.” “我也是沪市的,撒花。” „oh.” “哦。” „Next time will play again?” Opposite probed. “下次再玩？”对面试探道。 Qin Ze returned to one „.”, Withdraws from the game, settles accounts, closes down. 秦泽回了一个“嗯。”,退出游戏,结算,关机。 In the afternoon two professional courses, Qin Ze does not dare to be startled like the public class, the train of thought flies upwards. Even if got up his result of university old gentleman to be very tight, chicken soup that still grasped often said: Young and strong not diligently, the old boss disciple is sad. 下午两节专业课,秦泽可不敢像公开课那样魂飞天外,思绪飞扬。就算上了大学老爷子对他的成绩也抓的很紧,常说的一句鸡汤:少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。 old gentleman will fill in the future desperately to Qin Ze's...... 老爷子对秦泽的未来充满了绝望...... But the Qin Ze level is limited, attended a lecture each time, most can only understand half, he is not the Study Tyrant type, cannot achieve after school time to study the studies, before actually frequently Qin Baobao is drawing the library, after the Qin Baobao graduation, he immediately to the library says bye-bye. 可秦泽水平有限,每次听完课,最多只能理解一半,他也不是学霸类型,做不到课余时间专研学业,以前倒是经常被秦宝宝拉着去图书馆,秦宝宝毕业后,他立刻跟图书馆说拜拜。 6 : 00 pm, finished today's curriculum, the Qin Ze following roommate returned to the dormitory, the difficult running away male student dormitory dirty , noisy and disorder mortar nest, one week of trash can but actually, inside has not been the syrup balled paper. On the table had yesterday's going lunch boxes and some changing and washing the clothes. What is lucky is the air has no unusual smell. 下午 6 点,结束今天的课程,秦泽跟着室友回了宿舍,难逃男生宿舍脏乱差的臼窠,一个星期没倒的垃圾桶,里面是蜜汁纸团。桌上有昨天的外卖饭盒、一些换洗的衣服。万幸的是空气没什么异味。 Qin Ze all removes the bed sheet bed sheet that oneself several months has not rested, loads into a plastic bag, prepares to bring back to the home to throw in the washer. 秦泽把自己好几个月没睡的床单被单全部撤下来,装进一个塑料袋,准备带回家丢洗衣机里。 Four people chatted in the dormitory, Li Liang proposed that in the evening continued Internet café to fight bravely, obtains the people unanimously to agree. Qin Ze agreed joyfully, he played the addiction to be big, has time not to play the game. 四人在宿舍聊天,李良提议晚上继续去网咖奋战,得到众人一致同意。秦泽欣然同意,他玩瘾不小,有段时间没打游戏了。 „Watches the campus forum, watches the campus forum quickly!” Zhao Baliang a throat. “看校园论坛,快看校园论坛！”赵八两嗷一嗓子。 The opening campus forum that Qin Ze and the others had doubts, the post was topped the essence, the title laughs uproariously very much: „Appears Face-slapping Emperor, the anger hits School Grass Zhang Mingyu.” 秦泽等人疑惑的打开校园论坛,有一篇帖子被置顶加精,标题很有噱头:“惊现打脸帝,怒打校草张明玉。” The post elaborated in detail morning Finance Department public class, Zhang Mingyu by a nameless pawn hit the face splendid process, the style was been experienced, rises after staying low, written changing. Afterward is joined to several pictures. 帖子详细的阐述了早上金融系公开课,张明玉被一个无名小卒打脸的精彩过程,文笔老练,先抑后扬,写的跌宕起伏。随后配上几张照片。 The first Russian Language selection paragraph projection, second is Zhang Mingyu fervent recitation, third is the Qin Ze's back, exerts the pen rapid flight on the blackboard. Fourth is the Zhang Mingyu gloomy face. 第一张俄文精选段落投影,第二张是张明玉慷慨激昂的朗诵,第三张是秦泽的背影,在黑板上奋笔疾飞。第四张是张明玉阴沉的脸。 From the morning to the present, the 7~8 hour, the post has 3,000 to glance over, comments 999 + 从上午到现在,七八个小时,帖子已经有三千多浏览,评论999+ „Has the chart to have the truth, I believed.” “有图有真相,我相信了。” „Does attractiveness.” “干的漂亮。” „Maternal uncle takes you.” “舅服你。” „What gadget, looks for the stubble of my male god?” “什么玩意儿,找我男神的茬？” „How not to have illuminated directly, everyone flesh he.” “怎么没有正面照,大家人肉他。” „Looks at the back not, this goods compares with my male god?” “看背影也不怎样,就这种货色跟我男神比？” „hit the face your younger sister, Lanzhou sesame seed cake.” “打脸你妹,兰州烧饼。” „Zhang Mingyu's shitheaded fan are really many, this matter I listened to schoolmate on the scene saying that it is said teaching professor arranged extracurricular quest to schoolmates, translated that Russian Language and writes the sensibility, then the Zhang Mingyu cow roared stood saying that professor did not use, too pediatrics. Recited with Russian at the scene, word not at earliest convenience acting cool. schoolmates applauds in abundance, at this time that Face-slapping Emperor stood suddenly, shouted loudly one: „ I have a different opinion.” Sees only mounting the platform that he takes big strides fearlessly, brushes to translate the Chinese character, and refuted the Zhang Mingyu's view...... my schoolmate to express that he and his little friends was shocked. ” “张明玉的脑残粉真多,这事儿我听在场的同学说了,据说讲课的教授给同学们布置了课外任务,翻译那段俄文以及写感悟,然后张明玉牛哄哄的站起来说教授不用,太小儿科。当场用俄语朗诵了一遍,一言不合就装逼。同学们纷纷鼓掌,这时候那位打脸帝突然站起来,高呼一声:“我有不同意见。”只见他昂然阔步的走上讲台,刷刷刷翻译成汉字,并且驳斥了张明玉的看法......我同学表示他和他的小伙伴们都惊呆了。” „In building, I smiled, this was acting cool in legend inadequately instead by grass!” “楼上,我笑死了,这就是传说中的装逼不成反被艹！” „This face hits, I feel the pain.” “这脸打的,我都觉得痛。” „Zhang Mingyu excited gathers up the right face: Please continue!” “张明玉兴奋的凑上右脸:请继续！” „Our Economics Uni expert are many, calling that rich second generation to know that what was a mountain compares mountain tall.” “咱们财大牛人很多啊,叫那富二代知道什么叫一山更比一山高。” „Poster fool, Zhang Mingyu long live, Zhang Mingyu is invincible, Zhang Mingyu throughout the ages...... Zhang Mingyu smiles, put down spear/gun that is pointing at my head!” “楼主傻逼,张明玉万岁,张明玉无敌,张明玉千秋万代......张明玉笑了笑,放下了指着我脑袋的枪！” In the commentary mostly is loves to watch the fun , many Zhang Mingyu's supporting, frequenting each other, the expression is intense. 评论里大多都是喜闻乐见看热闹的,也有许多张明玉的拥戴者,你来我往,言辞激烈。 „Qin Ze your fire.” Li Liang looks at the commentary, while laughs loudly, is overjoyed. “秦泽你火了。”李良一边看评论,一边捧腹大笑,乐不可支。 Qin Ze was worried that said: „Can I live tomorrow? Can be bought the killer to eliminate a potential informant by Zhang Mingyu?” 秦泽担心的说:“我能活到明天吗？会不会被张明玉买杀手灭口啊？” The Zhao Baliang racket his shoulder, the sinking sound said: „older and younger brothers, walks, the thunderclap account number feels at ease to entrust to me.” 赵八两拍拍他肩膀,沉声说:“兄弟,一路走好,迅雷账号就安心托付给我吧。” Liu Ziqiang said with a smile: „Before walking, first takes a look at to me your older sister's picture.” 刘自强笑道:“走之前先把你姐的照片给我瞧瞧。” „Go away!” Qin Ze ridicules one, throws on the cell phone the bed, starts to take off/escape the pillow case. Almost forgot the pillow case. “都滚！”秦泽笑骂一声,把手机丢床上,开始脱枕头套。差点把枕头套忘了。 At this moment, the Qin Ze's telephone rang, lowers the head looks, comes the electricity person: old sis! 就在这时,秦泽的电话响了,低头一看,来电人:老姐！ The Qin Ze connection telephone, started exempted raises, is opening the pillowcase, while said: „Does?” 秦泽接通电话,开了免提,一边拆着枕套,一边说:“干嘛？” „You where?” In the speaker transmits the Qin Baobao sex appeal the acoustic ray, is somewhat hoarse, somewhat whined. “你在哪儿？”扬声器里传来秦宝宝性感的声线,有些沙哑,有些嗲。 Li Liang, Zhao Baliang and Liu Ziqiang three draft animals stare looks at the cell phone, the eyes shines. 李良、赵八两、刘自强三个牲口直勾勾的看着手机,双眼放光。 „In school, you how?” Qin Ze one listens to know that she has the matter, her usual sound may the least bit not whine. “在学校呢,你怎么了？”秦泽一听就知道她有事,她平时的声音可半点不嗲。 „How you have not come back.” “你怎么还不回来。” „I am late, possibly lodging does not come back.” Qin Ze said, they hit to play, all night long is the routine matter. “我晚点回来,也可能住宿舍里不回来了。”秦泽说,他们一打起游戏来,通宵达旦是常事。 „You do not come back me to jump from an upper story to give you to look.” Qin Baobao brought the weeping voice to say. “你再不回来我就跳楼给你看。”秦宝宝带着哭腔说。 „Had an accident!” “出什么事了！” „Big maternal aunt came......” Qin Baobao to say suffering. “大姨妈来了......”秦宝宝委屈地说。 „I come back immediately.” Qin Ze hangs the power failure words decisively, is taking the plastic bag, conducts the back the package, the stride walks toward out of the door. “我马上回来。”秦泽果断挂掉电话,提着塑料袋,背上包,大步朝门外走。 The big maternal aunt came...... 大姨妈来了...... Immediately comes back...... 马上回来...... your mother, the information content is big. 尼玛,信息量好大。 This boy really had a concubine, but also camouflages the single dog to mix side them. 这小子果然金屋藏娇了,还伪装成单身狗混在他们身边。 Three roommates close, supports, sponges on or depend on others, turn around to close the door. 三个室友一拥而上,一个抱腰,一个抱腿,一个反身关门。 „Mental illness do you, do.” Qin Ze dumbfounded. “神经病啊你们,干嘛呢。”秦泽懵逼。 „Your boy is atypical, I said that don't your three years do not live at school, how possibly have the trick?” “你小子不地道,我就说你三年不住校,怎么可能没有猫腻？” „Who the opposite party is, damn, the sound is good to whine the sex appeal, ignominious was hard.” “对方是谁,握草,声音好嗲好性感,可耻的硬了。” „Leniency to those who confess the resistance severely.” “坦白从宽抗拒从严。” „Urges to go faster, has no free time to make with you.” The Qin Ze tiger body shakes, shakes off three fellow who entangles the person, opens the bedroom gate, flashed. “去去去,没空跟你们闹。”秦泽虎躯一震,抖开三个缠人的家伙,拉开寝室门,闪了出去。 Runs downstairs, dashes about wildly. 一路小跑到楼下,狂奔起来。 Qin Baobao has the problem of painful menstruation, this he is knows that before also with the parents lived in the together time, each time menstrual period, she painful suffering extreme distress, a not being able to live appearance. At that time had mother to look, Qin Ze watched the fun in the , at that time also rejoiced secretly oneself were not a woman. As gets older, the painful menstruation was short, occasionally will hurt several times, the Qin Ze running supermarket will go to buy the brown sugar for her, soaks one cup of brown sugar and ginger tea, additional several grains of dry/does jujubes. These are the mother teach to Qin Ze's, Qin Baobao is the retarded child on life, these definitely cannot count on her. 秦宝宝有痛经的毛病,这个他是知道的,以前还跟父母住一起的时候,每次经期,她都痛的死去活来,一副活不成的样子。那时候有母亲照料着,秦泽在边上看个热闹,当时还暗自庆幸自己不是女人。随着年纪变大,痛经就少了,偶尔还是会疼几次,秦泽就会跑超市去给她买红糖,泡一杯红糖姜茶,加几粒干枣。这些都是老妈传授给秦泽的,秦宝宝是生活上的低能儿,这些肯定不能指望她自己。 „system, I see to exchange medical arts in points mall, can treat the painful menstruation.” “系统,我在积分商城看见过可以兑换医术,能治疗痛经吗。” „Host please examine.” “宿主请自行查看。” „your mother!” Qin Ze exploded a swearing, should run to walk fast, opens points mall, the life: Medical service: chinese medicine...... “尼玛！”秦泽爆了句粗口,该奔跑为疾走,打开积分商城,生活:医疗:中医...... Looked at for quite a while urgently, finally found prescription for treating female painful menstruation, a massage technique. Total 80 points. 火急火燎看了半天,终于找到一篇治疗女性痛经的药方,还有一门按摩手法。共计80积分。 „Host, suggested that you exchange primary chinese medicine proficient directly „”, only needs 150 points, after the exchange , the automatic learned massage technique also obtains ten primary prescription. ” “宿主,建议你直接兑换“初级中医精通”,只需要150点积分,兑换后自动学会按摩手法并且获得十张初级药方。” Differed nearly a time of points point, Qin Ze hesitant, chose exchange decisively „primary chinese medicine proficient”, how between disposable and permanent chose, Qin Ze did not choose a person to teach. 相差近乎一倍的积分点,秦泽犹豫了一下,果断选择兑换“初级中医精通”,一次性和永久性之间怎么选择,秦泽不用人教。 The University City pharmacy everywhere is, the hospital has two, a Sanjia Hospital, but sells the traditional Chinese medicine the shop is not many, this is because neighbor has a chinese medicine school, he took two station subways, dashes grasps the medicinal herb on simultaneous/uniform prescription to pharmacy, hit a taxi in the roadside directly, the 15 minute arrived at the community entrance. 大学城药店到处都是,医院都有两家,一家三甲医院,但卖中药的店不多,这还是因为附近有一家中医学院,他坐了两站地铁,飞奔到中药店抓齐药方上的药材,直接在路边打了辆出租车,十五分钟到小区门口。 Qin Ze opens the door the room time, Qin Baobao rolls up on the sofa, the high-heeled shoes have not escaped, are covering the belly, the brow is tight, is pale, the forehead and tip of the nose seep out the cold sweat. 秦泽开门进房的时候,秦宝宝蜷缩在沙发上,高跟鞋都没脱,捂着肚子,眉头紧蹙,脸色苍白,额头、鼻尖渗出冷汗。 „Also to be how painful.” Qin Ze closes the door, in the hand the thing flings toward the sofa on, is frowning to ask: „Is painful?” “怎么又痛了。”秦泽关上门,手上东西往沙发上一甩,皱着眉头问:“还痛不痛？” Qin Baobao visits him with the look of kitten, the strength of speech did not have, is gasping for breath to put out a character: „Pain ~” 秦宝宝用小猫似的眼神看着他,说话的力气都没了,喘着气吐出一个字:“痛~” „First said to the bed on again.” He grasps the Qin Baobao's silk stockings long leg, takes off the high-heeled shoes, the hand cuts through the leg to be curved, hugs her horizontally, goes back to the room. “先到床上再说。”他抓起秦宝宝的丝袜长腿,脱掉高跟鞋,手穿进腿弯,把她横抱而起,走回房间。 „āi yōu, you, want to hurt dead old sis lightly.” “哎呦,你轻点,想疼死老姐啊。” When Qin Ze she puts on the bed, the strength was heavier, Qin Baobao received the shake, the tears almost class/flow came out. 秦泽把她放到床上时,力道重了些,秦宝宝受了震荡,眼泪差点流出来。 The women are troublesome! 女人就是麻烦！ Qin Ze whispered at heart, put out a hand to solve the Qin Baobao chest front the button, 36 D was the crack clothes wants simply. 秦泽心里嘀咕,伸手就去解秦宝宝胸前的纽扣,36d简直是裂衣欲出。 „Does.” Qin Baobao is startled, freely painful suffering extreme distress, the subconsciousness covers the chest: „Do you want to seize the chance molest elder sister? Never expected that you are such Qin Ze, yīng yīng yīng......” “干嘛呢。”秦宝宝吃了一惊,尽管痛的死去活来,还是下意识捂住胸:“你想趁机猥亵姐姐？没想到你是这样的秦泽,嘤嘤嘤......” „ying your younger sister, the hand moves away, inside does not have a shirt.” Qin Ze pats her hand, grains of untie, the white small shirt was very personal, after lying down, revealed the smooth lower abdomen and navel. “嘤你妹啊,手拿开,里面不还有一件衬衫吗。”秦泽拍开她的手,一粒粒解开,白色小衬衣很贴身,躺下之后就露出了平坦的小腹和肚脐。 „Belly uncomfortable does not know that unties the clothes? Tight such.” Qin Ze one pack of sounds complained, transfers to the tail block, lifts the elder sister's silk stockings big long leg, holds back three Yinjiao Point positions slowly, is instep Taichong Point, after three minutes, changes into Blood Sea and Two Diji Point, so repeatedly. “肚子难受不知道解开衣服吗？勒的这么紧。”秦泽一叠声抱怨,移到床尾,抬起姐姐的丝袜大长腿,缓缓按压三阴交穴位,然后是脚背太冲穴,三分钟后,换成血海、地机二穴,如此反复。 Qin Baobao is narrowing charming eyes, as Qin Ze's holds back movement „oh ah oh ah”. 秦宝宝眯着媚眼儿,随着秦泽的按压动作“嗯嗯啊啊”。 Half childhood, the Qin Ze finger was sore, perspiration, cannot turn on the air conditioning, „how felt?” 半个小时候,秦泽手指酸疼,一头汗,偏偏又不能开空调,“感觉怎么样？” Qin Baobao traces the belly, blinks: „It is not sore.” 秦宝宝摸摸肚子,眨眨眼:“不疼了。” „Temporarily alleviated, I fry the bowl medicine to you now, you are lying down the rest, do not blow the air conditioning, covers the blanket, pays attention to maintain warmth.” “只是暂时缓解了,我现在给你煎碗药,你躺着休息,别吹空调,盖毯子,注意保暖。” „Decocts medicinal herbs?” Qin Baobao stares: „Right, you massaged a moment ago what's the matter, when you can this, Dammit, make elder sister not need to receive so many year of pain earlier.” “煎药？”秦宝宝一愣:“对哦,你刚才按摩是怎么回事,你啥时候会这一手了,妈蛋,早点使出来姐姐就不用受这么多年苦了。” „Massage technique online looks at the video study, the medicine runs to go to the pharmacy to ask that specially old traditional medicine doctor grasps, he said that governs the painful menstruation to be very effective.” Qin Ze said ill-humoredly: „Because of your old problem, I had not studied for a half month.” “按摩手法网上看视频学的,药是特意跑去中药店问老中医抓的,他说治痛经很管用。”秦泽没好气道:“还不是因为你这老毛病,我都学了半个多月。” Qin Baobao sits sets out, glances the circulation, the smiling face like the flower, suddenly honk mouth: „Good younger brother, to kiss one.” 秦宝宝坐起身,眼波流转,笑颜如花,忽然嘟起嘴:“好弟弟,亲一个。” „Kisses/Intimate your big-headed ghost.” Qin Ze turns around to go out of the room, carries the medicinal herb to enter the kitchen, the clean was clean, soaked ten minutes, put in the kettle the fire to boil the 15 minute, the flame fed ten minutes, one bowl of dark medicine juice boiled. “亲你个大头鬼。”秦泽转身走出房间,拎着药材进厨房,清洗干净,泡了十分钟,放汤罐里大火熬十五分钟,小火喂十分钟,一碗黑乎乎的药汁就熬好了。 „...... Is good to be difficult to drink.” Qin Baobao tasted one, immediately painstakingly face. “呜......好难喝。”秦宝宝尝了一口,立刻苦着脸。 „good medicine has a bitter taste.” Qin Ze said the sentence gold/metal sentence. “良药苦口。”秦泽说了句代代流传的金句。 Qin Baobao under the vision of younger brother threat, holds one's nose to fill the prescribing medicine soup, very non- virtuous young woman hit the belch. 秦宝宝在弟弟威胁的目光下,捏着鼻子灌下药汤,很不淑女的打了嗝。