Chapter 771 makes me attend class 第771章让我上课 Has stopped up very long car(riage), finally Qin Chao did not have the means that has opened the vehicle door. 堵了很久的车,最后秦朝没办法了,推开了车门。 „Why do you want to go?” “你要干啥去？” Jiang Dong asked strangely. 蒋东奇怪地问道。 „Did not play to traffic jams with you, I must hurry, that side the short note has urged.” “不跟你玩堵车了,我得赶紧走了,那边已经短信催了。” Qin Chao looked at a cell phone, above writes also to have ten minutes, mother. 秦朝看了一眼手机,上面写着还有十分钟,妈妈到。 „, You must ride bicycle.” “哦,你要骑自行车去啊。” Jiang Dong looked at one to stop up the dense and numerous streams of vehicles, said that „, but you looked that probably could not push the bicycle.” 蒋东看了一眼堵得密密麻麻的车流,说道,“但你看,好像连自行车都挤不进来啊。” „You said is very right.” “你说的很对。” Qin Chao vehicle door again Guan Hao, because side is a car(riage), cannot shove open, „, therefore, I decide to take the road.” 秦朝把车门重新关好,因为旁边就是一车,根本推不开,“所以,我决定走上路。” „What starts off?” “什么上路？” Jiang Dong is not quite clear. But at this time, Qin Chao has pressed the glass, the body very flexible, drilled on the vehicle roof. 蒋东不太明白。而这时候,秦朝已经按开了车窗,身子非常灵活地,钻到了车顶上。 „Fuck, why this fellow must......” “我靠,这家伙要干啥……” Jiang Dong just said that hears the vehicle roof Bang, probably had any heavy item to press above. 蒋东刚说完,就听见车顶砰的一声,好像有什么重物压在了上面。 Many knows the Qin Chao little ability Jiang Dong, the face whiten. 多少知道秦朝一点点本领的蒋东,脸色苍白。 „Fuck, not!” “我靠,不是吧！” Has not waited for him to extend to look that is riding the shadow of bicycle, has ridden from the vehicle roof, is pressing his silver-white front, leapt on the vehicle roof of front car(riage). 没等他把头伸出去看,一个骑着自行车的黑影,已经从车顶骑了下来,压着他的银白色车头,跃到了面前一辆车的车顶上面。 „Fuck, this fellow was definitely insane!” “卧槽,这家伙肯定是疯了！” The mouth of Jiang Dong could not close. 蒋东的嘴巴都合不上了。 „Fuck, whose his mother is insane!” “卧槽,谁他妈疯啦！” „Which this comes, acrobatic troupe!” “这哪来的,杂技团啊！” „Paralysis, the car(riage) went bad you to compensate!” “麻痹,车坏了你赔啊！” One group of people shot the head, to Qin Chao that on the stream of vehicles ran quickly, shouted abuse. 一群人把脑袋都弹了出来,对着在车流上奔驰的秦朝,破口大骂。 Qin Chao, no matter how the following vehicle owners scolded. In any case, father's bicycle is tempered, cannot damage your vehicle. He on this crowd cluster of vehicles, with lightning speed, leads the way. 秦朝呢,才不管下面的车主们怎么骂。反正,老子的自行车是淬炼过的,伤不到你们的车子。他就在这拥堵的车群上,风驰电掣,一路前行。 Now anything is unimportant, quickly levels Mother of that girl is main. 现在什么都不重要,赶快把那丫头的老妈摆平才是最主要的。 Qin Chao is pedalling the bicycle, while prayed must rush promptly. 秦朝一边蹬着自行车,一边祈祷着要及时赶到。 This astonishing picture, making the one side be responsible for the scattered traffic police also seeing. 这一幕惊人的景象,让一旁负责疏散的交警也看到了。 Young traffic police just about to go forward to stop, side had the senior traffic police to hold on him. 一个年轻交警刚要上前阻拦,旁边有个老交警就把他拉住了。 „Why do you go?” “你干啥去？” „That person violated the traffic regulations, I blocked him.” “那人违反交通规则了吧,我去拦他。” That year the light traffic police one's blood bubbles up to the brim said. 那年轻交警热血沸腾地说道。 „You are silly.” That senior traffic police have patted hat of young traffic police, said that „you can go in? Moreover, you 2, whose bicycle you cannot see that are!” “你傻啊。”那老交警拍了年轻交警的帽子一下,说道,“你能进去吗？而且,你2啊,你看不出那是谁的自行车啊！” „Whose the Ah? bicycle also does divide?” The young traffic police feel the head, does not know the reason why. “啊？自行车还分谁的？”年轻交警摸着脑袋,不知道所以然。 „Nonsense!” “废话！” The senior traffic police scolded, „that was the Qin Sir bicycle, Sunan City 128 th!” 老交警骂道,“那是秦爷的自行车啊,苏南市第128！” „Does not ride the bicycle, installs a skirt he......” “不就骑自行车的么,装个屌啊他……” That year a light traffic police saying ended, the surrounding several passenger vehicles have pulled open the glass suddenly, several black western-style clothes were gazing at him icily. 那年轻交警一说完,周围几辆轿车忽然拉开了车窗,好几个黑西服冷冰冰地注视着他。 „Em?” “额？” The young traffic police had a scare, nearby senior traffic police hold down hastily his head, said with a smile to these people politely. 年轻交警吓了一跳,旁边的老交警连忙按住他的脑袋,客客气气地对这些人笑道。 „Excuse me, excuse me, he is the new person, the new person, anything does not understand.” “不好意思,不好意思,他是新人,新人,什么都不懂。” Then, draws the young traffic police one side, scolded secretly. 说完,把年轻交警拉到一边,偷偷骂道。 „You are silly, that is Qin Sir! You do not know that who Qin Sir is?” “你傻啊,那是秦爷！你不知道秦爷是谁吗？” „No, does not know......” “不,不知道……” The young traffic police shake the head. 年轻交警摇摇头。 „My this just did not assign Sunan City......” “我这不是刚分配到苏南市么……” „Great Qin Syndicate, you always know!” “大秦帮,你总知道吧！” „This knows, before coming, heard. Great Qin Syndicate, but dominates entire north **.” “这个知道,来之前就听说了。大秦帮,可是称霸整个北方**的啊。” The young traffic police remember before one come, always leads to he has spoken the words. 年轻交警记得自己来之前,老领导对他说过的话。 To the north, is Great Qin Syndicate that do not provoke. This faction, in the past from Nakaga, Dongchuan, as well as Sunan City, three development. Finally, is getting more and more formidable, finally entire north completely under the control of this faction. 到了北方,千万不要招惹的就是大秦帮。这个帮派,当年从中川,东川,以及苏南市,三线发展。最后,越来越强大,最后整个北方全部在这帮派的掌控之下。 „You know well! Qin Sir, is the Great Qin Syndicate godfather!” “你知道就好！秦爷,就是大秦帮的教父！” „!” “啊！” The young traffic police felt suddenly sensation to urinate, almost sits down exhausted on the ground. 年轻交警忽然感觉一阵尿意,差点瘫坐在地上。 He understood finally why that many people, look at themselves with the vision of haze. 他终于理解,为啥那么多人,会用阴霾的目光看着自己了。 One, but also is really walks one in the Yanluo (King of Hell) palace...... 自己,还真是在阎罗殿上走一遭啊…… Qin Chao does not have thoughts principle young traffic police, he does not have the opportunity to know that had has spoken own malicious remarks personally. 秦朝也没心思理这个年轻交警,他也没机会知道有这么个人说过自己的坏话。 Because of this Great Qin Syndicate godfather, is busy the crazy step on bicycle now, hurries to level Si Yaqian that woman. 因为这个大秦帮的教父,现在正忙着狂蹬自行车,赶着去摆平司亚倩那个女人呢。 Also misses one minute of time, he arrived at the Sunan City Medical School entrance finally. 还差一分钟的时候,他终于来到了苏南市卫校的大门口。 Guarding the door security guard saw that rides the young fellow of bicycle, must ride toward in harebrainedly, immediately gives to block him. If that young traffic police looked, definitely fills with the feeling. 看门的保安看到一个骑自行车的小伙子,冒冒失失地就要往里骑,立刻就把他给拦了下来。要是那个年轻交警看了,肯定满怀感慨。 This security guard urogenous, he does the matter that I have not done to do very much. 这个保安很尿性,他干了我不干做的事。 „Yeah yeah, that anyone, halts!” “哎哎哎,那个谁,站住！” „Ah? how?” “啊？怎么了？” Qin Chao deliberately considered, this vocational institutions kind, does not enter casually. 秦朝寻思,这职业院校一类的,不是随便进的么。 „Some stipulations, the bicycle can not enter the school.” “有规定,自行车不得进学校。” That security guard answered, „couple days ago some people rode a bicycle to hit the person in the school, therefore now school were many stipulation.” 那保安解释道,“前几天有人在学校里骑车撞人了,所以现在学校就多了个规定。” „Originally is this.” “原来是这样。” About Qin Chao looked at one, found a parking awning, has depended on the vehicle. 秦朝左右看了一眼,找到门外的一个停车棚,把车子靠了过去。 At this time, on an arm brought old Uncle of sleeve emblem to walk. 这时候,一个胳膊上带着袖章的老大爷走了过来。 „Parking payment.” “停车交钱。” „Ah?” “啊？” The Qin Chao heart said that now stops bicycle also to make a payment. 秦朝心说,现在停自行车还得交钱。 „Otherwise lost the car(riage) not to manage.” “不然丢车了可不管。” „to become to become, multi- money.” “成成,多钱啊。” Qin Chao this worries, finally also one pile of matters. 秦朝这个着急啊,结果还一堆事。 „One hour two dollars. The students show the student identity card, can the half price.” “一小时两块钱。学生出示学生证,可以半价。” Old Uncle with this small radio, said leisurely. 老大爷一手拿这个小收音机,慢条斯理地说道。 The Qin Chao heart said that, father possibly is this student, father not female. 秦朝心说,靠,老子可能是这的学生么,老子又不是女的。 Qin Chao toward old Uncle ten dollars, that old Uncle satisfied left. 秦朝往老大爷手里塞了十块钱,那老大爷才满意地离开了。 He, entered school hurriedly, sees other side of the school gate, anxious Yang Li that back and forth saunters. 他急匆匆地,进了学校,看到校门另一面,急的来回转悠的杨莉。 „Yang Li!” “杨莉！” „Uncle...... Teacher Qin, how you came back.” “大叔……秦老师,您怎么才回来啊。” Qin Chao surprised turning head looked, Si Yaqian has not come, this did Yang Li change a statement? 秦朝惊讶的回头看了看,司亚倩没来啊,这杨莉怎么就改口了？ „Hee hee, mother has not come, I first am familiar with, so as to avoid one will reveal the secret.” “嘻嘻,妈妈没来呢,我就是先习惯一下,免得一会露馅了。” This girl, the ghost is actually smart. 这丫头,倒是鬼机灵。 „But, Uncle, you put on one, my mother will kill does not believe you will be our teachers!” “不过,大叔,你穿着一身来,我妈打死也不会相信你是我们老师的啊！” Yang Li is drawing Qin Chao black windproof coat, said. 杨莉拉着秦朝身上的黑色风衣,说道。 „Are Ah? your teachers usually the swim suit go forth to battle?” “啊？难道你们老师平时都是泳装上阵？” „Goes your, the uncle is not really proper.” “去你的,大叔真不正经。” Yang Li showed the whites of the eyes, said that „they wear the white coat.” 杨莉翻了个白眼,道,“他们都是穿白大褂的。” Saying, puts out a hand a finger, behind was walking the past white coat man, „that teaches the clinical trial, abnormal male.” 说着,伸手一指,后面正走过去的一个白大褂男子,“那个,就是教临床试验的,变态男。” „...... It is not the white coat.” “……不就是白大褂么。” Behind Qin Chao finger of Yang Li, „do you look at that are your mother?” 秦朝一指杨莉背后,“你看那是不是你妈妈？” „Ah?” Yang Li had a scare, turns head to look hastily that discovered passes an obese old woman. “啊？”杨莉吓了一跳,连忙回头看,发现过去一个肥胖的老女人。 Immediately is a little angry, turns head to reprove oneself this uncle two, actually surprisedly discovered that his black windproof coat, when does not know, turned into a white long unlined gown. 顿时有点生气,回头想训斥自己这大叔两句,却惊奇地发现,他身上的黑色风衣,不知道什么时候,已经变成了一件白色的大褂。 „This, this......” “这,这……” Although knows own this uncle is mysterious, but occasionally the uncle takes to her pleasant surprise, makes Yang Li very accidental. 虽然知道自己这大叔蛮神奇,但偶尔大叔带给她的惊喜,还是让杨莉很意外的。 „He He, was then OK, I also conformed to the abnormal male standard.” “呵呵,这下可以了吧,我也符合变态男的标准了吧。” Qin Chao transferred. 秦朝转了一下。 „Probably, but also is short of anything......” “好像,还欠缺点什么……” Yang Li is holding the arm, probably appreciates the model to be the same, looks at Qin Chao, then said. 杨莉抱着胳膊,好像欣赏模特一样,看着秦朝,然后说道。 „Also good...... Um, I knew.” “还不错……嗯,我知道了。” Yang Li stretches out a finger, in own eye that gesture two, said that „uncle, does have the eyeglasses?” 杨莉伸出一根手指,在自己的眼睛那比划了两下,道,“大叔,有没有眼镜？” „Has, but also has.” “有,还真有。” Qin Chao puts out a hand, in the hand are many gold-rimmed eyeglasses, then put up on the bridge of the nose. 秦朝一伸手,手中多出一个金丝眼镜,然后架在了鼻梁上面。 „My goodness!” “好家伙！” Yang Li has exclaimed in surprise, „good refined animal!” 杨莉都惊叹了,“好一个斯文禽兽啊！” „Shit......” “我勒个去……” Qin Chao touches the nose, „can't give me to select the good praise word?” 秦朝摸了摸鼻子,“就不能给我点好的赞美词？” „Is this not very good?” “这还不够好么？” Yang Li smiles, „I am a very rare quart person yo, Uncle.” 杨莉嘿嘿一笑,“我可是很难得夸一个人的呦,大叔。” „Good, I accepted your praise.” “好吧,那我就收下你的赞扬了。” Qin Chao reorganized white coat on a lower part of the body, said that „we mother come in this and other.” 秦朝整理了一下身上的白大褂,说道,“我们在这等你妈妈来吧。” „You are insane!” “你疯啦！” Yang Li has patted under the buttocks of Qin Chao immediately, said that „teacher where has with the student daily in the same place, you must go to the classroom!” 杨莉顿时拍了下秦朝的屁股,说道,“老师哪有和学生天天在一起的,你得去教室！” „Shit!” “我勒个去！” Qin Chao had a scare, in the future will jump one step, said that „your this color little girl! Also, I am not really a teacher, how can go to the classroom!” 秦朝吓了一跳,往后跳了一步,说道,“你这色妞！还有,我又不是真老师,怎么能去教室！” „Now, our class and grade is studying by oneself!” “现在,我们班级在自习！” Yang Li said complacently that „I already planned. Teacher who today teaches to dissect to us, has delivered one bottle of Cola. Naturally, after he drinks up, the matter that has diarrhea, has not related with me. This dissection class, he should also in the restroom.” 杨莉得意洋洋地说道,“我早就计划好了。今天给我们教解剖的老师,送了一瓶可乐去。当然,他喝完之后,闹肚子的事情,就和我没关系了。这堂解剖课,他应该还在厕所呢。” „You, is your meaning, makes me attend class?” “你,你的意思,是让我去上课？” The Qin Chao eyeglasses almost fall. 秦朝的眼镜差点掉下来。 Too fearful, Yang Li makes the father attend class unexpectedly! 太可怕了,杨莉竟然让老子去上课！ This does not pull! 这不扯呢么！ „secure, this class everybody dissects the Little White mouse actually! The material I, attained the classroom for the teacher very much industriously......” “安啦,这节课大家其实就是解剖小白鼠啦！材料我很勤劳地,替老师拿到教室了呢……” „Shit......” “我勒个去……” Qin Chao wants to scratch the cold sweat. 秦朝真想擦冷汗。 „Is dissection fish good? I make together the sweet and sour carp to you while convenient.” “解剖鱼行不行？顺便我给你们做一道糖醋鲤鱼。” „Uncle!” “大叔！” Yang Li is speechless immediately, „we are the dissection classes, is not the household management branch! Here is Medical School, is not the new Dongfang (Eastern) chef school!” 杨莉顿时无语,“我们是解剖课,不是家政科！这里是卫校,不是新东方厨师学校！” „Ok ok ok, I try......” “成成成,我就试试吧……” Qin Chao did not have the means that the time without enough time, has also had to be drawn running by Yang Li. 秦朝没办法了,时间也来不及了,只好被杨莉拉着跑。 After entering the classroom building, two people have let loose the hand. 进了教学楼之后,两个人就放开了手。 After all, in this, cannot display was too obvious. 毕竟,这里面,不能表现的太明显了。 After Yang Li loosens Qin Chao, told him. 杨莉松开秦朝之后,告诉他。 „I return to the classroom first, your several, after five minutes, the attending class bell sound, you go. Three buildings, 302 classrooms. My mother, possibly when attended class a small meeting to come. She is woman of many doubting, the previous time, you a little made her suspect probably. But why does not know, she had afterward believed you.” “我先回教室,你数着,五分钟后,上课铃响,你就去。三楼,302教室。我妈妈,可能在上课一小会的时候过来。她可是个很多疑的女人,上一次,你好像有点让她怀疑了。但不知道为什么,她后来相信了你。” „cough cough, does not have anything, you go quickly.” “咳咳,没什么,你快去吧。” Qin Chao east Capital City has killed half continually, but also fears a class? 秦朝连东京都干掉过半个,还怕上个课？ However as the retaliation, he has patted Yang Li outstanding buttocks moderately. Young girl two water mistily, white Qin Chao, then pedalled the step on step on to run up the staircase. 不过作为报复,他不轻不重地拍了杨莉的翘臀一下。小妞两眼水蒙蒙地,白了秦朝一眼,然后蹬蹬蹬就跑上了楼梯。 Now has not attended class, occasionally also has student. 现在还没上课,偶尔还有上上下下的学生。 Qin Chao deliberately considers to smoke, but seemed like the time without enough time, has lingered in the hall. 秦朝寻思想抽个烟,但貌似时间来不及了,就一直在大厅徘徊。 However, this paces back and forth, had a trouble. 不过,这一徘徊,就有了点麻烦。 „Well? Isn't this uncle?” “咦？这不是大叔么？” A familiar sound, thinks from him. 一个熟悉的声音,从他背后想起来。 Qin Chao hurries to turn head to look that immediately has the firing in bursts to be cold. 秦朝慌忙回头一看,顿时有点发寒。 My goodness, unexpectedly is Han Bing that young miss awfully! 好家伙,竟然是韩冰那个要命的小姑娘！