The fifth chapter a mouth fan not loud 第五章一个嘴巴扇不响 „Hears not to have, extends your face!” Sees the Qin Chao somewhat astonished vision, this Wang Wenkun feels very satisfied, the mouth shouted also happier. His fleck of saliva flew, almost splashed on the face of Qin Chao. “听见没有,把你的脸伸过来！”看到秦朝有些惊愕的目光,这王文坤感觉十分满意,嘴里嚷的也更欢了。他的吐沫星子都飞了出来,差点溅在了秦朝的脸上。 Saw king fatty rampant appearance, the brow of Qin Chao wrinkled. 看到王胖子这个嚣张的模样,秦朝的眉头都皱了起来。 „Damn, the father spoke to you, you have not heard!” Wang Wenkun has drawn out his electric baton, brandishes, screamed to shout, „either let my fan, either puts down your uniform immediately, got the hell out to me!” “操,老子跟你说话,你没听见啊！”王文坤又拔出了自己的电棍,挥舞起来,大声嚷嚷道,“要么让我扇一下,要么立刻放下你的制服,给我滚蛋！” Sees this appearance, wants to exercise forbearance Qin Chao, finally cannot bear is also infuriated, cold talks back to say. 看到他这模样,本来想忍让一下的秦朝,终于忍不住又火冒三丈,冷冷地顶嘴道。 „My Qin Chao has the teacher, has the parents, why to be one's turn you to hit?” “我秦朝有老师,有父母,凭什么轮到你来打？” „Snort, let alone is you, even if your mother came, my also photo hits does not harm!” Wang Wenkun a little rampantly was obviously excessive, he also wants to maintain in the right and dignity of security guard place. “哼,别说是你,就算你妈来了,我也照打不误！”王文坤显然有点嚣张过头了,他也是想维护一下自己在保安处的权利和威严。 But, does not curse at people the shame and family member, this scolded was very happy, made Qin Chao red the eye. At this time, as if a wild animal sound shouts in the Qin Chao mind. 但正所谓,骂人不辱及家人,他这骂的很痛快,却让秦朝红了眼睛。此时,仿佛一个野兽般的声音在秦朝的脑海中呼喊。 Has killed him, has killed him! 杀了他,杀了他！ The murder is impossible, but punches his him not to be definitely able to be inescapable. Qin Chao proceeded to tread one step, this foot resembled the shape to ride the transit, trod above the ground, sent out a sad heavy sound. But the ground also shivered, had a scare surrounding security guard, thinks that the earthquake came. 杀人是不可能,但揍他丫的肯定是跑不了。秦朝往前踏了一步,他这一脚好像象骑过境,踏在地面之上,发出一声沉闷的重响。而地面也跟着颤抖了一下,把周围的保安都吓了一跳,以为地震来了。 But Qin Chao simultaneously flew a palm, the fan on that Wang Wenkun crazy fat face. This mouth, a sound does not have, actually this king fatty 200 jin (0.5 kg) big physiques, directly flew to the fan, while convenient hit to fly a nearby person of high filing cabinet. 而秦朝同时飞起一掌,扇在了那王文坤痴肥的脸上。这一嘴巴,一点响声都没有,却偏偏把这王胖子200来斤的大身板,直接给扇飞了出去,顺带撞飞了旁边的一个一人多高的文件柜。 This filing cabinet sinks , is also the iron hits, usually takes 45 security guard same places, can lift up reluctantly. But Wang Wenkun actually directly gives to hit that cabinet, he also horizontally lies down in that cabinet, likely a quickly butchered pig, pain groaning said. 这文件柜沉的很,又是铁打的,平常要45个保安一起,才能勉强抬动。而王文坤却直接把那柜子给撞到,他自己也横躺在那柜子上,像头快被宰割的猪,疼的哼哼直叫。 „Oh...... The murder......” that Wang Wenkun mouth is groaning, what is sore is looks fierce. His left face is swollen, speech straight ambiguous. “哎呀……杀人啦……”那王文坤嘴里哼哼着,疼的是龇牙咧嘴。他的左脸都肿了起来,说话都直含糊。 Hits to fly this fatty, in the Qin Chao heart the desire of that violence then gradually diverges. He had a scare, depends, how oneself hitting to fly the immediate superior. 把这胖子打飞,秦朝心中那暴力的欲望便渐渐散去。他自己吓了一跳,哇靠,自己怎么把顶头上司给打飞了。 But this Qin Chao is not silly, knows that at this time cannot give up, therefore he has coughed, drew out that Qin Ling to allocate to his rubber stick, a stick patted in the filing cabinet, had a bang, had a scare that Wang Wenkun, quite a while does not dare to make noise. 但这秦朝也不傻,知道这时候不能装熊,于是他咳嗽了一声,拔出了那秦玲配发给他的胶皮棍,一棍子拍在了文件柜上,发出一声巨响,把那王文坤吓了一跳,半天不敢出声。 „Told you, Chairman Su Fei was father's friend. I do not fear you to complain, you go freely. But the words I am throwing, if I know you to complain about me, I see your one time, hits your one time!” “告诉你,苏妃董事长是老子的朋友。我不怕你告状,你尽管去。但话我撂着,我若是知道你告我的状,我就见你一次,打你一次！” Then, saw that Wang Wenkun is a little also in a daze the appearance, Qin Chao does not know should say any was good. He gets a sudden inspiration, Bang has pounded filing cabinet, frightens the king fatty to quickly grasp the meaning of something. 说完,看到那王文坤还有点发傻地样子,秦朝又不知道该说什么好了。他灵机一动,又砰地砸了文件柜一下,吓得王胖子一激灵。 „Heard!” “听见了没有！” „Listened, hearing......” Wang Fatty to say hastily that then tremble crawled, the eye was staring at that Qin Chao secretly. The Qin Chao pretense wields that rubber stick, frightens Wang Wenkun to flee like a scared rat, ran hurriedly the security guard place. “听,听见了……”王胖子连忙说道,然后哆哆嗦嗦地爬了起来,眼睛偷偷盯着那秦朝。秦朝假模假样地一挥那胶皮棍,吓得王文坤抱头鼠窜,三步两步就跑出了保安处。 „Fierce......” surrounding security guard looked all around, the eye is greatly bright, then sits to Qin Chao side in abundance, flatters to him greatly. “厉害啊……”周围的保安们环顾了一下,眼睛大亮,然后纷纷坐到秦朝的旁边,对他大拍马屁。 Yeung Kwong so, is holding the thigh of Qin Chao, did not say, mixes with him. 那杨光更是如此,抱着秦朝的大腿,非说以后就跟着他混。 Qin Chao cold snort|hum, these fellows, have not thought one are really the Su Fei friend, flatters him. 秦朝冷哼一声,这些家伙,还不是以为自己真是苏妃的朋友,才来巴结他。 „This Wang Wenkun, but the tyrant in school!” Is called Chen Yingyang, appearance somewhat dreadfully security guard, by Qin Chao, sliding must flatter, „he practices moderation is the distant place relative of Director Su matter long family|home, has abused power in the school. When our these security guard, has not been short of by him is bullied. Because he likes with the electric baton gesture, therefore in our school, the people called him Electric Baton Wang.” “这王文坤可是学校的一霸啊！”一个叫做陈鹰扬,面貌有些猥琐地保安,在秦朝旁边,溜须奉承道,“他自持是苏董事长家的远方亲戚,就一直在学校里作威作福。咱们这些当保安的,没少被他欺负啊。因为他喜欢拿电棍比划,所以在咱们学校,人们都叫他王电棍。” This Chen Yingyang was saying, nasal mucus tears of crying, as if lived in old society, „, moreover this Electric Baton Wang was a bisexuality, use own right, raised a rumpus to others frequently...... Wuwuwu 5.” 这陈鹰扬说着,哭的一把鼻涕一把泪,仿佛自己生活在旧社会似的,“而且这王电棍还是个双性恋,经常利用自己的权利,对人家动手动脚的……5555。” Qin Chao hears here, had a scare. Shit, is Electric Baton Wang unexpectedly a bisexuality? He was noticing that Chen Yingyang that is black and dreadful appearance, cannot help but whispered at heart. Heavy taste, heavy taste. 秦朝听到这里,吓了一跳。我勒个去的,王电棍竟然还是个双性恋？他在看到陈鹰扬那又黑又猥琐的样子,心里不由得嘀咕。重口味啊,重口味。 „Brother Qin Chao, I thought shortly after you also just graduated.” This Chen Yingyang touches the tears, but also sat by Qin Chao, has pushed pushing toward his bosom. On Qin Chao breaks into sweat, the whole body fine body hair has exploded. He receives an electric shock, jumped toward side hastily, but also annoys that Chen Yingyang supercilious look. “秦朝兄弟,我看你也是刚毕业不久吧。”这陈鹰扬摸完眼泪,还一屁股坐在了秦朝旁边,往他的怀里挤了挤。秦朝身上直冒冷汗,浑身的寒毛都炸了起来。他触电似的,连忙往旁边跳了一下,还惹来那陈鹰扬的白眼。 „Does, on others does not have the virus, why to fear that appearance.” “干嘛,人家身上也没有病毒,干嘛怕成那个样子。” „He He, excuse me, I caught cold recently, feared that infects to others.” Qin Chao does not want the person this security guard room to offend, therefore found an excuse casually, said. “呵呵,不好意思,我最近感冒了,怕传染给别人。”秦朝也不想把这保安室的人得罪个遍,于是随便找了个借口,说道。 „Oh, you early said.” Comrade Chen Yingyang likely water snake, has pasted toward here, „Elder Brother Qin Chao also really gently sympathizes. Has not related, others also want to catch cold, you infected to others are good.” “哎呀,你早说嘛。”陈鹰扬同志又像个水蛇似的,往这边贴了一下,“秦朝哥哥还真温柔体贴啊。没关系,人家也想感冒,你传染给人家好了。” The Qin Chao cold sweat can take a bath, body tingling with numbness. But nearby security guard see that cannot bear cough, to sympathize the vision, looks at Qin Chao. 秦朝的冷汗都能洗澡了,身上这个发麻。而旁边的保安们见状,忍不住都咳嗽起来,以同情地目光,看着秦朝。 Can supply to subdue|grams just, even if maneating man, cannot fight the false mother. 正所谓柔能克刚,就算再凶悍的男子汉,也斗不过好伪娘啊。 „Looked that anything looked what!” this Chen Yingyang showed the whites of the eyes, is staring that several security guard, scolded, „hateful, why should why go!” “看什么看什么！”这陈鹰扬翻了个白眼,瞪着那几个保安,骂道,“讨厌,都该干嘛干嘛去！” Was such reproven by him, these security guard scatter in a panic entirely, did various respectively. 被他这么一训斥,这几个保安统统作鸟兽散,各干各的去了。 „Volume, did you speak such are effective?” Qin Chao cannot help but surprised. “额,你说话这么管用？”秦朝不由得惊讶。 „Naturally, others are Chief security guard!” Chen Yingyang was saying, gave back to Qin Chao to throw a coquettish look. Like his that big black face, is joined to the coquettish look that caresses flatters, certainly kills simply. “当然,人家是保安队长嘛！”陈鹰扬说着,还给秦朝抛了个媚眼。他那大黑脸,配上这样抚媚的媚眼,简直就是绝杀。 Qin Chao was speechless, this also Chief security guard. Thinks that he and that Wang Wenkun relations, Qin Chao understands finally, anything was called „skirt belt” to relate. 秦朝无语了,就这还保安队长呢。想到他和那王文坤的关系,秦朝终于明白,什么叫做“裙带”关系了。 „Elder Brother Qin Chao, later must look after mutually.” This Chen Yingyang and Qin Chao chatted, while the hand was dishonest, touched on him. “秦朝哥哥,以后要互相照顾哦。”这陈鹰扬一边和秦朝聊天,一边手还不老实,在他身上摸来摸去。 Qin Chao sat toward side calmly, then asked. „Team leader, what custom our do security guard have?” 秦朝不动声色地往旁边坐了坐,然后问道。“队长,咱们这保安有什么规矩么？” Saying, finger of Electric Baton Wang was losing to his pile of thick documents, said that „can all carry these really?” 说着,一指王电棍丢给他的那摞厚厚的文件,道,“真的要把那些全背下来？” „Bah!” Chen Yingyang bah, has shown the whites of the eyes saying that „you listen to him to talk nonsense. Before each security guard enters here, must be suffered by him first. Oh, everybody to work, to live hand to mouth to eat, difficult.” “呸！”陈鹰扬呸了一声,翻着白眼说道,“你听他胡说。每个保安进这里之前,都要被他先折磨一番。唉,大家都是为了工作,为了混口饭吃,难啊。” Qin Chao looks at the Chen Yingyang black face, suddenly remembered South Korea in the past very popular two books. «Chrysanthemum (Asshole) Fragrance» and «Hears Chrysanthemum (Asshole) Fragrance». 秦朝看着陈鹰扬的黑脸,忽然想起韩国当年很流行的两本书。《菊花香》和《又闻菊花香》。 „Suffers very much, indeed very much suffers.” He shivered with fright, echoes to say hastily. “很折磨,的确很折磨。”他打了个冷战,连忙附和道。 „Yes......” Chen Yingyang continues saying that „actually security guard of this Guangyuan Institute, imagines without you are so difficult to do. So long as we not stick one's neck out, usually suspends the appearance, do not stir up trouble, should not be in charge, do not make mistakes. These three leave, is our security guard rules.” “是啊……”陈鹰扬继续说道,“其实这广元学院的保安啊,没有你想象的那么难做。我们只要明哲保身,平时摆好样子,别惹事,别管事,别犯错。这三别,就是咱们保安的守则。” „Wait / Etc.!” Qin Chao beckons with the hand, „this do not stir up trouble, do not make mistakes I to understand. But this should not be in charge, how to say?” “等等！”秦朝一摆手,“这别惹事,别犯错我懂。可这别管事,是怎么说？” Qin Chao is not quite clear, when security guard is ineffective, did that also call security guard? 秦朝不太明白,当保安不管事,那还叫保安么？ „Oh, my silly elder brother.” This Chen Yingyang has pinched orchid fingers, has pushed Qin Chao forehead, „rebuking” said that „the student in this school, is the latent talent, you know that which student family|home background is how hard. If you managed mistakenly, instead gave you and school puts to trouble!” “哎呀,我的傻哥哥。”这陈鹰扬捏了个兰花指,推了秦朝的脑门一下,“嗔怪”道,“这学校里的学生,都是藏龙卧虎的,你知道哪个学生家背景是多么硬么。万一你管错了,反而给你和学校添麻烦！” Saying, showed the whites of the eyes, said that „said again, the school gives me every month 4000, but makes me stand guard, does not make me go all out. We are security guard, is not the police.” 说着,又翻了个白眼,道,“再说了,学校每个月给我4000块,只是让我站岗的,又不是让我拼命的。咱们是保安,又不是警察。” Qin Chao has understood what is heard finally, originally school spent to hire these many security guard, was a flower trellis, did for show. Really to essential time, these security guard cannot apply. No wonder a moment ago he crazily punched Electric Baton Wang time, nobody is willing to come up the help. 秦朝终于听明白了,原来学校花钱雇了这么多保安,也就是个花架子,摆摆样子罢了。真到关键的时候,这些保安一个都派不上用场。难怪刚才他狂揍王电棍的时候,没一个人愿意上来帮忙。 While Chen Yingyang is hesitating, must sit to the Qin Chao bosom, with the body buys over this chairman friend time, out of the door has resounded the knock suddenly. 正当陈鹰扬犹豫着,要不要坐到秦朝怀里,用身体收买这位董事长朋友的时候,门外忽然响起了敲门声。 The people look, originally is that attractive Secretary Qin Ling, stands there, looks that Qin Chao sneers. 众人一看,原来是那漂亮的秦玲秘书,站在那里,看着秦朝一阵冷笑。 „Qin Chao, you come out.” Although is only chairman secretary, but the right of this young girl, may compared with this group of security guard mostly. She spoke, the Qin Chao busy not late repeat went out of the gate. “秦朝,你出来一下。”虽说只是董事长秘书,但这小妞的权利,可比这帮保安大多了。她老人家发话,秦朝忙不迟迭地走出门去。 „Your line, comes first day, Electric Baton Wang punching.” This Qin Ling also white Qin Chao, but Qin Chao has saying that similarly is the supercilious look, this Qin Ling Beauty gives, absolutely is the cake and hemp, was similar to is massaged from head to foot, that called quite comfortably. “你行啊,来第一天,就把王电棍给揍了。”这秦玲也白了秦朝一眼,但秦朝不得不说,同样是白眼,这秦玲美女给的,绝对是又酥又麻,如同被人从头到脚按摩了一遍,那叫相当舒服。 But Chen Yingyang supercilious look...... Shit, this goods are not supercilious look, is the nightmare. 而陈鹰扬的白眼……我勒个去,这货不是白眼,是噩梦。 You look at Qin Ling this thigh, this small waist,...... Volume, this **, deeply is attracting the Qin Chao place. 你看秦玲这大腿,这小腰,还有……额,这**,都是深深吸引着秦朝的地方啊。 „Asked that your words, where toward looks!” Qin Ling by being scared that this pervert looks , in could not bear fling started the folder, hit above the Qin Chao mummy. “问你话呢,往哪里看！”秦玲被这色狼看的发毛,忍不住甩了一下手里的文件夹,打在了秦朝的木乃伊头上。 „Oh my......” this is the Qin Chao wound, probably had been knocked by the hammer, loves him to grin. “哎呦……”这可是秦朝的伤口啊,好像被锤子磕了一下似的,疼得他直咧嘴。 „Snort, making you look again randomly.” Although this Qin Ling feels somewhat embarrassed, but the mouth still strove to excel said. “哼,让你再乱看。”这秦玲虽然感觉有些不好意思,但嘴里仍要强地说道。 „Yes yes yes, Miss Qin Ling, small has made a mistake, next time does not dare to look randomly. However the Qin Ling Elder Sister stature is really good, hey......” “是是是,秦玲大小姐,小的错了,下次再也不敢乱看了。不过秦玲姐姐身材真好,嘿嘿……” „Goes your!” Qin Ling white his eyes, „how you do not have properly, said the proper business to you! Told you that the chairman may get angry, your later limelight.” “去你的！”秦玲白了他一眼,“你这人怎么没个正经的,跟你说正事呢！跟你说,董事长可发火了,你以后注意点。” „Ignition?” Qin Chao stares, „why gets angry?” “发火？”秦朝一愣,“为什么发火？” „Snort, is not you speaks irresponsibly.” Qin Ling Beauty shot a look at his one eyes, „you have hit Electric Baton Wang, but also clamored oneself is the Director Su friend. Your this did not slander the chairman, can she not get angry?” “哼,还不是你自己乱说。”秦玲美女瞥了他一眼,“你打了王电棍也就算了,还叫嚣自己是苏董的朋友。你这不是诋毁董事长嘛,她能不发火？” „Mother, this Electric Baton Wang, calumniated somebody to superiors really!” The towering rage of Qin Chao air/Qi, „next time father will see him, must kill him!” “妈的,这王电棍,真的去打小报告了！”秦朝气的火冒三丈,“下次老子看见他,非打死他不可！” „Hello!” Qin Ling wields the folder, the hand arrives airborne, changed a direction, hit on the shoulder of Qin Chao, „you, how with hoodlum! Next time will not permit to speak irresponsibly, this time.” “喂！”秦玲挥起文件夹,手到空中,改了个方向,打在了秦朝的肩膀上,“你这人,怎么跟流氓似的！下次不准乱说了啊,这次就算了。” „Thanks Qin Ling Elder Sister, thanks Qin Ling Elder Sister......” on the Qin Chao mouth to express gratitude again and again, whispered at heart again. “谢谢秦玲姐姐,谢谢秦玲姐姐……”秦朝嘴上连连道谢,心里却再嘀咕。 Snort, I am the Su Fei friend, slanders her? One day, the father makes her also come to slander my on own initiative! 哼,我是苏妃的朋友,就是诋毁她？总有一天,老子让她也来主动诋毁我一下！ Zhang Tuizhang pushes! The chapter pushes as follows! 章推章推！章推如下！ «Web Infinite Second of Killing» «Aristocrat Magian» «Unparalleled Military God» «Dragon Linyi World» «China Medicine Immortal» «Different Primal chaos Grandmaster»...... Too, has owed the brothers to be too many, thinks again then Zhang Tui! 《网游之无限秒杀》《贵族魔法师》《无双武神》《龙临异世》《中华医仙》《异界太极宗师》……还有太多了,欠兄弟们太多了,想起来再接着章推！