Gate that Chapter 365 can run 第365章会跑的门 „Qin Chao, you have learned half a month Japan language, coming two me to listen.” “秦朝,你都学了半个月的岛国语了,来两句我听听。” Half a month later, in the two buildings in Liu Chang villa, the beautiful hostess stood in that in the hand was carrying a small pointer, looks at Qin Chao arrogantly, was the anger groans said. 半个月后,在刘畅别墅的二楼里,美丽的女主人站在那,手里拎着个小教鞭,盛气凌人地看着秦朝,又是怒哼哼地说道。 For half a month, Liu Chang was soon insane. 这半个月,刘畅快要疯掉了。 She thought that she should be a very qualified teacher, daily the post teaches by example the Qin Chao Japan language, taught the bed to come up on the difference, invisible by this deserve death fellow had also been occupied many small advantages. 她觉得自己应该是个很合格的老师了,天天贴身教秦朝岛国语,就差教到床上去了,无形之中还被这该死的家伙占去了不少便宜。 But Qin Chao that head does not know that is anything does, first day completing, forgets obstinately next day! 可秦朝那脑袋也不知道是什么做的,愣是第一天学完,第二天就忘！ Saw that for half a month passed, in this Japan language the most basic phonetic notation also read not entire! 眼看半个月过去了,这岛国语中最基本的音标还念不全呢！ „Can say two really?” In Qin Chao plays PSP, the eyelid is not lifting, speaks thoughtlessly to say. “真的要说两句？”秦朝手里玩着一个psp,眼皮也不抬,随口说道。 „Nonsense, naturally must say!” Liu Chang came the temperament, a heart this fellow was also too hateful. She walked, snatched to seize his PSP, threw one side. “废话,当然要说！”刘畅来脾气了,心道这家伙也太可恶了。她走了过去,劈手夺过了他的psp,扔到了一边。 „You came Japan to do, did not make you play to play, must make the duty!” “你来岛国干什么来了,不是让你玩游戏来了,是要做任务的！” The appearance that Liu Chang expecting too much, said indignantly, „duty, duty ok? Did you give to forget the duty? Won't your Japan language, go to look for the base? Hurries, said two to me!” 刘畅一副恨铁不成钢的样子,愤愤地说道,“任务,任务ok？难道你把任务都给忘了吗？你连岛国语都不会,怎么出去找基地？赶紧的,给我说两句！” „Searched for ga......” Qin Chao to see Liu Chang to get angry, has to nod. “搜噶……”秦朝看到刘畅发怒了,只好点点头。 „Then said!” Liu Chang nods, wields small leather whip to say. Her heart said that this Qin Chao also calculates the long dessert, will also say that searched for ga. Must place couple of days ago, “接着说！”刘畅点点头,挥着小皮鞭道。她心道,这秦朝还算长点心,还会说搜噶了。要放在前两天, This male servant will say two words, Baka-yaro (dumbass), Yamete. 这厮就会说俩词,巴嘎押路,雅蠛蝶。 „This does not have the topic, you made me say anything.” Qin Chao returned to one. “这没有话题,你让我说什么啊。”秦朝回了一句。 Liu Chang deliberately considered, is. She had pondered, then asked. 刘畅一寻思,也是。她思考了一下,然后问道。 „I give you to establish a scene. If, you have become lost in Sapporo, sees Japan girl, wants to go forward to ask the way, how should you say?” “那我给你设定个场景吧。假如,你在札幌迷路了,看到一个岛国女生,想上前问路,你该怎么说？” „, This simplicity!” Qin Chao eye one bright, the racket begins to shout. The Liu Chang heart said that ok, if meets these basically, went out anything did not have the issue. “哦哦哦,这个简单！”秦朝眼睛一亮,拍着手嚷道。刘畅心说,行啊,要是会这些最基本的了,出门什么的也就没问题了。 „Simple, how was simple you to say?” “简单,简单你怎么说？” „Baka-yaro (dumbass), hoyden!” Qin Chao was saying, but also smilingly, before gathering the Liu Chang body, in she slid on the tender small face to touch. “巴嘎押路,花姑娘！”秦朝说着,还笑眯眯地,凑到刘畅身前,在她滑嫩的小脸上摸了一把。 A Liu Chang grief and indignation, this fellow was really at heart incurable! 刘畅心里一阵悲愤,这家伙真的没救了！ „Qin Chao, do you want dead?” On the Liu Chang face is the heavy line, whistling the sound that the small pointer in hand brandishes. “秦朝,你是不是想死？”刘畅脸上都是黑线,手里的小教鞭挥舞的呼呼响。 „No! no! Yamete! Yamete!” Qin Chao calls out in alarm again and again, dodges the pointer that Liu Chang is hitting. “no！no！雅蠛蝶！雅蠛蝶！”秦朝连连惊呼,躲闪着刘畅打过来的教鞭。 „Do not hide! I thought that you were the skin are itchy!” Liu Chang shouts angry, „I already listened to a few words, the young tree not to hold straight, I or hit your two whips, I thought that you do not grow the memory!” “你别躲！我看你就是皮痒了！”刘畅恼怒地喊道,“我早就听过一句话,小树不扶不直溜,我要不打你两鞭子,我看你不长记性！” „Yamete, Yamete!” If Qin Chao did not shout fortunately, he such shouted that Liu Chang has gotten angry, took the pointer full room to pursue Qin Chao to run. “雅蠛蝶,雅蠛蝶！”秦朝若是不喊还好,他这么一喊,刘畅就更怒了,拿着教鞭满屋子追着秦朝跑。 The result runs up to near the sofa, Qin Chao has not paid attention, was stumbled by the sofa foot of under foot under. 结果跑到沙发边上,秦朝一个没注意,被脚下的一个沙发脚绊了下。 By his skill, this foot can kick the sofa directly. But after all in the Liu Chang family|home, is not worthwhile the sofa kicks badly, he proceeded to plant crookedly. 本来以他的本事,这一脚能直接把沙发踢飞。但毕竟是在刘畅家里,也犯不上把沙发踢坏,他就往前栽歪了一下。 But such, he quickly can also balance comes. 但就这么一下,他很快也能平衡过来。 That but at this time, the peaceful death did not die appeared. Liu Chang pursues sharply, has not watched, the wooden clogs on foot have also hit on the sofa foot. 可就在这个时候,好死不死的一幕出现了。刘畅追得急,一眼没看住,脚上的木屐也撞到了沙发脚上。 This may be good, the attractive stewardess young girl, has hit the Qin Chao bosom directly. 这可好,漂亮的空姐小妞,直接撞到了秦朝怀里。 Two person Oh my, tumbled together on the sofa. 两个人一起哎呦一声,跌倒了沙发上面。 This sand becomes tender softly, Qin Chao is holding Beauty is also soft. 这沙发软软的,秦朝抱着的美女也是软软的。 Although that Liu Chang stature is not plentiful, but also is tall Tiao Beauty. One meter 75 head, the figure has much. At this time, was hugged by Qin Chao in bosom, Qin Chao thought one gained sends greatly. 那刘畅身材虽然不是丰满,但也是高挑的美女。一米75的个头,身段很有型。这时候,被秦朝抱在怀中,秦朝觉得自己赚大发了。 But his hand, does not know that is intentionally or Mongolia and China, happen to touched in one plentifully, was the softest place. 而他的手,也不知道是故意还是蒙中的,正好摸在了一个最丰满,也是最柔软的地方。 That Liu Chang long is so big, although pursues her male student specially many, but she because is actually in the relations of Organization, has not associated a boy. 那刘畅长这么大,虽然追她的男生特别的多,但她却因为身在组织的关系,从来没有交往过一个男孩子。 Let alone, is hugged by a male student now in the bosom! 更别说,现在被一个男生搂在怀中！ Moreover, oneself very sensitive place, was grasped by him in the palm. 而且,自己很敏感的地方,又被他握在掌心里。 Liu Chang from top to bottom, cannot help but the worn out and aching, subconsciously shouted one. 刘畅浑身上下,不由得酸软不已,下意识地喊了一声。 „Yamete......” “雅蠛蝶……” „Pū, ha Ha Ha......” Qin Chao was very awkward, a little small self-satisfied. But hears Liu Chang to shout that these words, fall about makes noise immediately, the body trembles. “噗,哈哈哈……”秦朝本来还挺尴尬,又有点小得意的。但听到刘畅喊出这句话来,顿时忍不住大笑出声,身体一颤一颤的。 Liu Chang the double cheek is crimson immediately, has hit Qin Chao that hard chest with the elbow maliciously, result pain she. 刘畅顿时双颊绯红,狠狠地用手肘撞了秦朝那硬梆梆的胸口一下,结果疼的还是她自己。 The young girls get angry anxiously, the outstanding buttocks have turned two, then sat from the bosom of Qin Chao, ablaze with anger visits him. 小妞怒急,翘臀扭了两下,然后从秦朝的怀中坐了起来,怒气冲冲地看着他。 „Your this fellow, is not good to be diligent the Japan language, now also takes my advantage!” Saying, the pointer must fall toward the body of Qin Chao. “你这家伙,不好好学岛国语也就罢了,现在还来占我的便宜！”说着,教鞭就要往秦朝的身上落去。 Time that but must fall shortly, Liu Chang also hesitated at heart, then hit the whip on the sofa, exuded the numerous sounds. 但眼看就要落上去的时候,刘畅心里又犹豫了一下,转而把鞭子打在了沙发上面,发出重重的响声。 „If today does not punish your, I thought that you must ascend the sky!” “今天要是不惩罚你一下,我看你就要上天了！” Sees Liu Chang that furious appearance, Qin Chao cannot bear want to smile at heart. 看到刘畅那气哼哼的样子,秦朝心里就忍不住想笑。 Also remembered a moment ago soft in hand, in the Qin Chao lower abdomen somewhat was fiery. 又想起刚才手里的柔软,秦朝小腹之中就有些火热。 When Liu Chang must say anything, the doors of these two buildings were sounded suddenly. 就在刘畅又要说什么的时候,这二楼的房门忽然被人敲响。 „Liu Dui, below had express of Mr. Qin.” “刘队,下面有秦先生的快递。” Out of the door has broadcast sunglasses male sound. 门外传来了墨镜男的声音。 He has called Liu Chang for Liu Dui, it seems like Liu Chang in Organization is also a little status. 他一直称呼刘畅为刘队,看来刘畅在组织里也是有一点地位的。 „I knew.” Liu Chang has complied with one ill-humoredly, „lets him and other.” “我知道了。”刘畅没好气地应了一声,“让他等一下。” „Good.” Sunglasses male sound of footsteps walks toward downstairs. “好的。”墨镜男的脚步声往楼下走去。 „You, oneself take express!” Liu Chang points at Qin Chao with the pointer, the mouth was saying furiously. “你,自己去拿快递！”刘畅用教鞭指着秦朝,嘴里气哼哼地说道。 „Ah? is my not Japan language.” Qin Chao blinked very much innocently. “啊？可是我不会岛国语啊。”秦朝很无辜地眨了眨眼睛。 „I, no matter, could not make you not to come up!” Liu Chang holds the arm, sits on nearby sofa, no longer responds this hateful ghost. “我不管,弄不了你就别上来了！”刘畅一抱胳膊,坐在旁边的沙发上,不再搭理这个讨厌鬼。 Qin Chao has to shrug the shoulders, opens the door to walk toward downstairs, is at heart strange. 秦朝只好耸耸肩膀,打开门往楼下走去,心里还在奇怪。 Can be the package that who gives himself to mail? Knows one live in this, has probably Li Baishan and bright. 会是谁给自己邮寄的包裹呢？知道自己住在这的,好像只有李百山和熙吧。 It seems like that perhaps is Li Baishan gives own thing? 看来,或许是李百山交给自己的东西？ Before Qin Chao arrives at the porch, outside stands a mailman of wear green uniform, in the hand is taking a package, sur- bill. 秦朝走到门廊前,外面站着一个穿着绿色制服的邮递员,手里拿着一个包裹,外加一张单子。 „Sir, is your package?” “先生,是您的包裹吧？” That person saw that a man of wear black windproof coat walks, immediately asks the Japan language. 那人看到一个穿着黑风衣的男子走过来,立刻用岛国语问道。 „Yes.” Qin Chao received that package, the mouth also replies in the fluent Japan language, „is this package where sends?” “是的。”秦朝接过那包裹,嘴里也用流利的岛国语答道,“这是从哪里寄过来的包裹？” „This my too well, you do not look.” The mailman said. “这个我不太清楚,您自己看吧。”那邮递员说道。 „Good.” “好。” Qin Chao takes to begin a stroke, has signed own Japan name in the bill, then has closed the door. 秦朝拿起笔,在单子上签下了自己的岛国名字,然后关上了房门。 This Japan name, is Li Baishan gets up to oneself, called any Yamazaki Katou. This name, after seemingly involves itself, in the Japan status, Qin Chao also recognized. 这个岛国名字,也是李百山给自己起的,叫什么山崎加藤。这个名字,貌似涉及到自己以后在岛国的身份,秦朝也就认了。 Called Qin Chao to be of pleasant to hear, the name of multi- atmosphere. 还是叫秦朝好听啊,多大气的名字。 If Liu Chang saw a moment ago this, will be very certainly surprised. 而如果刘畅看到刚才这一幕的话,一定会十分惊奇。 Because Qin Chao not only very much smoothly said the Japan language, but also has written own name with the Japan writing. 因为秦朝不仅仅很流畅地说出了岛国语,还用岛国文字写出了自己的名字。 Although Qin Chao does not like learning the foreign language, but present he was different from him of past school days. 秦朝虽然不喜欢学外语,但现在的他已经和当年学生时代的他不同了。 After entering Cultivation, his brain territory, obtained very full development. 进入修真之后,他的脑域,也得到了很充分的开发。 In memory, basically is photographic memory that type. 在记忆方面,基本上就是过目不忘那种。 Therefore learns the Japan language, for him is very simple. Just, he does not want to display that too exaggerates, made one are not the person is similar. 所以学习岛国语,对他来说很简单。只不过,他不想表现的那么太夸张,弄得自己不是人类似的。 Qin Chao is sizing up this package, discovered that above does not have any information of sender. 秦朝打量着这个包裹,发现上面并没有寄件人的任何信息。 He stands in the porch, has torn up that outside packing, reveals inside not big box. 他站在门廊,撕掉了那外面的包装,露出里面一个不大的盒子来。 What can be? Qin Chao guessed correctly can probably be the thing that side Li Baishan sends, but is any thing that very curious in has. 会是什么呢？秦朝大概猜到会是李百山那边送来的东西,但还是很好奇里面装的什么东西。 He opened the box, sees inside goods, immediately was startled. 他打开了盒子,看到里面的物品,顿时吃了一惊。 My goodness, unexpectedly is this gadget! 好家伙,竟然是这玩意！ He put out a hand to pull out has installed in inside that pink makeup kit, placed in the hand. 他伸手掏出了装在里面的那个粉红色的化妆盒,放在手中。 „Did bright unexpectedly and send to me her Magic Tool?” “熙竟然把她的法器和给我送来了？” „Oh, I also think that whom makes me help, how is your this fellow.” “哎呀呀,我还以为让我帮谁呢,怎么是你这个家伙。” Qin Chao is feeling strange, that makeup kit shot suddenly, gathered, was opening the mouth to say. 秦朝正奇怪着,那化妆盒忽然弹了开来,一张一合地,对着自己开口说道。 „Fuck, I have forgotten, your this fellow will also speak!” Qin Chao swallows the saliva. “我靠,我都忘了,你这家伙还会说话！”秦朝咽了咽口水。 „What is my this fellow, you do not understand the politeness really!” That makeup kit spouts base, the Qin Chao straight cough of choking, „father has the name, called the rouge!” “什么叫我这家伙,你真不懂礼貌！”那化妆盒喷出一股粉底来,呛的秦朝直咳嗽,“老子是有名字的,叫胭脂！” „Fuck, how is the name of woman.” Qin Chao cannot bear curl the lip. “我靠,怎么还是个娘们的名字。”秦朝忍不住撇了撇嘴。 „Bah!” That makeup kit has as if gotten angry, jumped from the hand of Qin Chao directly, „your this fellow too hateful, I have not helped you, I must return to the mainland!” “呸！”那化妆盒似乎怒了,直接从秦朝的手中跳了出去,“你这家伙太讨厌了,我不帮你了,我要回大陆去！” Then, it, pasted above that door. 说完,它啪的一声,贴到了那房门之上。 Then, the above of that door, presented a familiar ugly face immediately. 接着,那房门的上面,顿时出现了一张熟悉的鬼脸。 The red mouth, black eye, this face is staring Qin Chao angry. 红色的嘴巴,黑色的眼睛,这面孔正恼怒地瞪着秦朝。 „Paid no attention to you, the father must go back!” Saying, this door Bang jumped down from the wall, moreover grew two hand two feet strangely, pedals the step on step on to run toward outside. “不理你了,老子要回去！”说着,这房门砰地一声从墙上跳了下来,而且还怪异地长出了两只手两只脚,蹬蹬蹬往外面跑去。 „Fuck, your Uncle, hurries!” “我靠,你大爷的,赶紧回来！” Qin Chao had a scare immediately, the makeup kit of this deserve death, whom you must exit to scare to death! 秦朝顿时吓了一跳,这该死的化妆盒,你这是要出去吓死谁啊！ Bright, you give me this thing, is helps me, gives the father to disturb! 熙啊,你送我这东西,是来帮我,还是来给老子捣乱的！ That leafed door, more than two meters high, wobbles from side to side, is upon the jump on the street. 那一扇门,两米多高,一扭一扭的,在街上跑来跑去。 On good present street nobody, once except for this street, outside should be the downtown area. 还好现在街道上没人,不过一旦除了这条街,外面就该是闹市区了。 Qin Chao does not hesitate, pursued hastily. 秦朝也不犹豫了,连忙追了上去。 „Halts!” Qin Chao shouts. “站住！”秦朝嚷道。 „Does not stand, does not stand!” That runs, while has not forgotten to turn around, is curling the lip to Qin Chao, „my hateful, do not help you! I do not halt, irritate you, irritates you!” “就不站,就不站！”那门一边跑,一边还不忘转过身来,对着秦朝撇着嘴,“我讨厌你,才不要帮你呢！我就不站住,气死你,气死你！” Was shouting, this front door rushed to the intersection suddenly. 正嚷着,这大门忽然跑到了十字街口。 But a Mitsubishi black passenger vehicle happen to flushed, „Bang” has hit on that. 而一辆三菱黑色轿车正好冲了出来,“砰”地一声撞到了那门上面。 „Squeek!” The driver stepped on the brake already without enough time, when this Menton flew to be very far, then Bang fell in the ground in distant place. “吱！”那司机踩刹车已经来不及了,这门顿时飞出去很远,然后砰地一声摔在了远处的地面上。 „Nani (What)?” The driver is the dreadful middle-aged uncle, he jumps out of the car(riage), looks the opposite is lying down that leaf has the hand to have the front door of foot. “纳尼？”那司机是个猥琐的中年大叔,他跳下车来,怔怔地看着对面躺着的那扇有手有脚的大门。 =============================================================== =============================================================== Three of today on Monday, previous owing have made up, the wools do not urge me to want ~ today is conflict, three send together, making everybody crisp one ~ 今天周一,把上次欠的三更补了,羊毛们就别催着我要了哈~今天又是过节,就三更一起发,让大家爽一下~