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#2: The day falls the irony of fate


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The second chapter the day falls the irony of fate 第二章天降奇缘 Qin Chao has had a dream, the scene in that dream is very chaotic. He only saw that he as if wears a black clothed, the opposite is many facial color bad people. In own hand is taking a strange bell, has not waited to lose, treasured sword drops from the clouds a sharply, jabs into own body. 秦朝做了一个梦,那梦里的情景很乱。他只看到,自己仿佛穿着一身黑衣,对面是好多面色不善的人。自己手中拿着一个古怪的铃铛,还没等丢出去,一把犀利地宝剑就从天而降,刺进自己的身体之中。 Then, obloquied that resounds through Yun empty/sky. 接着,一声大骂,响彻云空。 Mother, the brat, does not hand over the house rent father to lose your bedding roll!” Afterward, Qin Chao sees own landlord, likes putting on the dreadful male of big vest underpants, shoves open the crowd, in the hand grabs a cucumber, was flushing to oneself. “妈的,臭小子,再不交房租老子把你的铺盖卷丢出去!”随后,秦朝看到自己的房东,一个喜欢穿着大背心裤衩的猥琐男,推开人群,手里抓着一根黄瓜,正冲着自己冲了过来。 No, I will pay the house rent tomorrow!” Qin Chao frightens shouts one, sat from the bed directly. At this time, he discovered that oneself not in his more than 40 square meters kennel, but lay down in the decontaminating solution rich hospital. “别,我明天就交房租!”秦朝吓得大喊一声,直接从床上坐了起来。这时候,他才发现,自己不是在他那40多平米的狗窝之中,而是躺在消毒水浓郁的医院里。 I occasionally force to go, hospital?” Qin Chao remembers him as if to come. the hero of shock to rescue beautiful immediately yesterday evening, this touches the head, is entangling thick the bandage, but has bumped into the wound, loves him to call “我偶勒个去,医院?”秦朝立刻想起昨天晚上他似乎来了场震撼的英雄救美,这一摸脑袋,缠着厚厚地绷带,但还是碰到了伤口,疼得他嗷嗷直叫。 Cries out a what! round of spring!” Before his body, is standing a 40-year-old senior nurse, is a female, is staring Qin Chao, your head is all right, tomorrow remembers that comes to the hospital to change the medicine! Also, hurried to go downstairs money Jiao, this was your payment list!” “叫唤什么!发春啊!”在他身前,站着一个40多岁的老护士,还是个女的,瞪着秦朝,“你脑袋没啥事,明天记得来医院换药!还有,赶紧下楼把钱交了,这是你的缴费单!” Saying, that senior nurse puts out a white bill, patted on the Qin Chao bed. Qin Chao receives looks, good, the assorted addition same place, actually wants more than 2000! 说着,那老护士就拿出一张白色的单子,拍在了秦朝的床上。秦朝接过来一看,好嘛,杂七杂八的加到一块,竟然要2000多块! Has to make a mistake!” In the Qin Chao purse which also some these much money, he immediately lifts that payment to roar only, you look on this, I am the broken head, serves a need to make the ultrasound! Your this does not clarify is the pit father!” “有没有搞错啊!”秦朝荷包里哪还有这么多钱,他立刻举着那缴费单怒吼,“你看这上面,我就是破个头,用得着做b超吗!你们这不摆明了是坑爹么!” Your this was pounded perhaps having a bad effect on the prostate gland, making you inspect also for hello! Hurries to make a payment!” “你这被砸一下没准就把前列腺给带坏了,让你检查也是为了你好!赶紧交钱去!” The senior nurse shows the whites of the eyes, said. 老护士翻着白眼,道。 Does not have money!” The Qin Chao heart said that on the father adds less than 100 in any case, more than 100 jin (0.5 kg) fathers were putting, what to do you loved what to do. “没钱!”秦朝心道,反正老子身上加起来不到100块,这100多斤老子就搁着了,你爱咋办咋办吧。 Ahem, does not have money, I thought that your this poor devil does not have money!” That senior nurse pinches waist immediately, shouted abuse, your this poor devil I saw, looked that your this was the blind current that in the society waited for jobs. Snort, has not worked, does not have girlfriend, cannot hand over including the hospitalization expenses, wanted me saying that you anything that begged for food with the street in has not distinguished! Today does not pay this money, do not want to go out of the front door of this hospital!” “哼哼,没钱,我看你这穷鬼也是没钱!”那老护士顿时一掐腰,破口大骂道,“你这种穷鬼我见多了,看你这样就是社会上待业的盲流子。哼,没工作,没女朋友,连住院费都交不起,要我说,你跟街头上要饭的没什么区别!今天不交这钱,你就别想走出这医院的大门!” You!” The whole body of Qin Chao air/Qi trembles, his mother, this senior nurse is the abnormal menstruation, the speech was also too poisonous. Also, this hospital is amasses money, did not make a payment has not let go out. “你!”秦朝气的浑身发抖,这他娘的,这老护士是月经不调吧,说话也太毒了。还有,这医院是抢钱的吗,不交钱还不让出门了。 In that senior nurse , in hospital ward sends the invincible might greatly, an attractive female suddenly walked. This female attractive tragedy, she, as soon as comes, hospital ward that entire is noisy immediately complete silence. The patient who drunk water, patronized is looking at Beauty, the cup falls on the bed, scattered bed water not to realize. 就在那老护士在病房里大发神威的时候,一个漂亮的女子忽然走了进来。这女子漂亮的惨绝人寰,她一进来,整个闹哄哄的病房顿时鸦雀无声。一个正在喝水的病人,光顾着看美女,杯子都掉在了床上,撒了一床水都没察觉到。 Husband, your An Xin recuperates, I give you to pay expenses.” Saying, that Beauty snatches to seize the payment list in Qin Chao hand. Then, she looked all around around, frowns, said that „, here was too chaotic, I go through the formalities, we change to the ICU.” “老公,你安心养病,我去给你缴费。”说着,那美女劈手夺过秦朝手中的缴费单。接着,她环顾了一下四周,皱着眉头,道,“哎呀,这里太乱了,我去办手续,咱转到特护病房里去。” Then, in the dumbfoundedness of that senior nurse, left the hospital ward animated, stays behind a hospital ward looked at silly person. 说完,在那老护士的目瞪口呆中,俏生生地出了病房,留下一病房看傻了的人。 But Qin Chao, when she leaves, clearly saw that this young girl has pushed to oneself quietly the pushing eye. 秦朝,在她离开的时候,分明看到,这小妞悄悄对自己挤了挤眼睛。 In Qin Chao heart one warm, cannot help but has smiled. This young girl who called Su Ji, but also was really interesting. 秦朝心中一暖,不由得笑了起来。这个叫苏姬的小妞,还真是有意思。 That senior nurse does not dare loquacity, leaves resentfully. But is quick, Su Ji comes back, sits to the Qin Chao bedside, is truncating an apple very much earnestly. 那老护士也不敢多话,悻悻地离开。而很快,苏姬就又回来,坐到秦朝的床边,很认真地削着一个苹果。 This money when I taking advantage of your, definitely also you......” Qin Chao will stare at that Beauty to look at for quite a while, finally suppressed a few words. “这钱就当我借你的,肯定会还你……”秦朝盯着那美女看了半天,终于憋出了一句话来。 Comrade Qin Chao!” Su Ji white his eyes, then truncation almost the apples of remaining pits have only forced in his hand, you are wounded in action, on Organization is very satisfied to you, how can make you pull out the medical expenses.” 秦朝同志是吧!”苏姬白了他一眼,然后把一个削的几乎只剩下果核的苹果塞进了他的手中,“你这是光荣负伤,组织上对你很满意,怎么能让你自己掏医药费呢。” This...... It is not good, I said also your also you.” 2000 pairs of Qin Chao was not the small number, he was the typical androcentrism, if made a woman take out money to be hospitalized to oneself, there is nothing like wiped the neck to consider as finished. “这个……不行,我说了还你就会还你。”2000对秦朝来说不是小数目了,他还是典型的大男子主义,要是让一个女人给自己掏钱住院,莫不如抹了脖子算了。 You, but also is really stubborn. Good, that borrows, when you rich said again.” The young girls looked at Qin Chao very much complex, then has given him a big smiling face, was right, the doctor said that your is all right, can leave the hospital. Also, listening to that nurse saying that you did not have to work right. Happen, my Elder Sister is the Guangyuan School director, I said one to her, you arrive at her to go to work.” “你这人,还真犟。好,那就算借的,等你有钱了再说。”小妞很复杂地看了一眼秦朝,然后给了他一个大大的笑脸,“对了,大夫说你头没啥事,可以出院啦。还有,听那护士说,你还没有工作对吧。正好,我姐姐广元学校的董事,我跟她说一声,你就到她那上班好啦。” This is not good, I can look for the work......” Qin Chao to be a little embarrassed, after all, he rescues Su Ji, completely is the warm-blooded drift, does not seek after others repayment. “这不行,我能自己找工作……”秦朝有点不好意思,毕竟,他救下苏姬,完全就是热血冲头,并不是贪图人家的报答。 Has any incorrect, now I am your creditor, you want not to work, with any also my money!” Su Ji was saying, pulls out oneself black apple cell phone, with variegated butterfly, flutters to the hospital ward outside telephoned. “有什么不行的,现在我可是你的债主,你要没工作,拿什么还我钱!”苏姬说着,掏出自己黑色的苹果手机,跟一只花蝴蝶似的,飘到病房外面打了个电话。 Quick, she ran, said to Qin Chao. 很快,她又跑了回来,对秦朝说道。 Handles, meets you to go to Guangyuan to report. My a little matter, must go to Jingyang, an airplane of meeting, cannot accompany you to go. You went to the school, mentions my name on the line!” “搞定搞定,一会你就去广元报道好啦。我有点事,得去景阳市一趟,一会的飞机,就不能陪你去了哈。你到了学校,提我的名字就行!” Then, this little girl, took up own coat to run hurriedly. To entrance time, has not forgotten to turn head, mixed an ugly face to Qin Chao. 说完,这小丫头风风火火地,拿起自己的外套就又跑了出去。到门口的时候,还不忘回过头来,对秦朝拌了一个鬼脸。 Bye-bye, my village husband!” “拜拜啦,我的山寨老公!” In shakes hand the apple nucleus, Qin Chao felt that is similar to has a dream general. One seemingly have saved daughter young lady . Moreover, was the issue of this work, such solved? 握着手里的苹果核,秦朝就感觉如同做梦一般。自己貌似救了个千金大小姐,而且,这工作的问题,就这么被解决了? Qin Chao has tidied up, immediately left the hospital. Unnecessary hospitalization expenses, he may unable to pull out. This, turning head of Qin Chao leads absolutely is 100%, from infancy to maturity he confiscates to have been to such treatment. Because, although is not fat, but absolutely is not thin. One meter 75 height, body weight has 150 jin (0.5 kg). 秦朝收拾了一下,立刻离开了医院。多余的住院费,他可掏不起。这一路,秦朝的回头率绝对是100,从小到大他都没收到过这样的待遇。因为自己虽然不胖,但也绝对不瘦。一米75的身高,体重就有150斤。 Such height body weight, even if Qin Chao long again attractive, cannot be treated absolutely sees. In the summer is good, the big vest underpants, cannot look at anything. But to the winter, cotton-padded jacket cotton-wadded trousers one set, Qin Chao that is a ball. 这样的身高体重,即使秦朝长的再好看,也绝对不能受待见。夏天还好,大背心裤衩的,看不出来啥。但到了冬天,棉衣棉裤一套,秦朝那就是个球啊。 At this time, Qin Chao thought suddenly own body is somewhat different. The eyes of some of his nearsightedness all were good, moreover in the body also felt that has the strength very much, with just left that big otaku of school gate to be obviously different. 此时,秦朝忽然觉得自己身体有些不同。他本来有些近视的眼睛全好了,而且身体里也感觉很有力量,和刚出校门的那个大宅男明显不同。 Did that brick lay out itself the different functions? Qin Chao is indulging in flights of fancy. 难道,那一砖头把自己拍出异能了?秦朝胡思乱想着。 Mom, looks quickly, mummy!” A Loli very fresh-faced child, is holding mother's hand, while is pointing at Qin Chao, said in a baby voice. “妈妈,快看,木乃伊!”一个萝莉的很粉嫩地小朋友,一边拉着自己妈妈的手,一边指着秦朝,奶声奶气地说道。 Goes, do not talk nonsense!” Others Sirs compare to speak, when mother's racket hastily own Little Girl, points at Qin Chao saying that this is the mummy uncle, next time will remember the polite expression.” “去,别瞎说!”还是人家大人比较会说话,那当妈妈的连忙拍拍自己的小女儿,指着秦朝说道,“这是木乃伊叔叔,下次记得礼貌用语。” Knows that mummy uncle.” Young Loli is very sensible, immediately changes a statement. “知道啦,木乃伊叔叔。”小萝莉很懂事,立刻改口道。 Qin Chao has tears streaming down the face, feels itself by the head that gauze ties down, took to the streets resentfully. But at this time, his village cell phone fearless ting, has rung suddenly. 秦朝泪流满面,摸着自己被纱布缠住的脑袋,悻悻地上了街。而这时候,他那山寨手机昂然的铃声,忽然响了起来。 Master, the grandson makes the call......” this telephone to shake humming sound the straight sound, the loudspeaker of national products is Ox Bai! The people of almost entire street heard this ting , to continue to serve with the eye salute to Qin Chao. “主人,那孙子又来电话啦……”这电话震得嗡嗡直响,国产货的喇叭就是牛掰!几乎整条街的人都听到了这铃声,继续对秦朝施以注目礼。 Qin Chao has pulled out the telephone awkwardly, looks is a strange number. Perhaps is landlord that fellow, urges the room charge. 秦朝尴尬地掏出了电话,一看是个陌生号码。或许是房东那家伙吧,又来催房费的。 Big brother, can accommodate my two days again, you compel me again, I hung to death in your house result in!” “大哥,能不能再容我两天,你再逼我,我就吊死在你房子里得了!” That...... Is who Mr. Qin Chao......” knows, in the telephone hears a sweet female voice unexpectedly, had a scare Qin Chao. Shit, as the saying goes the left eye jumps the peach blossom to open, the right eye jumps Chrysanthemum (Asshole) to open. The father these two Oh an eyelid has not jumped, how to come the good luck? “那个……是秦朝先生么……”谁知道,电话里竟然传来一个甜甜的女声,把秦朝吓了一跳。我勒个去,俗话说左眼跳桃花开,右眼跳菊花开。老子这两天哪个眼皮也没跳啊,怎么就来桃花运了? Right right, I am Qin Chao.” “没错没错,我是秦朝。” Hello, this, I am Guangyuan international economy Institute, secretary Qin Ling of Chairman Su Fei. Please our school in afternoon, we go through the work formalities to you.” “您好,这样的,我是广元国际经济学院,苏妃董事长的秘书秦玲。请您在下午的时候来我们学校一趟,我们会给您办理工作手续。” Then, did not allow Qin Chao to say anything, one has made the telephone call. Qin Chao, the paternal grandmother drops depressed, the secretary temperament of this chairman so is also big. After cursing her, daily abnormal menstruation, doing husband who looked for a sexual impotence! 说完,也不容秦朝说什么,啪地一下就挂了电话。秦朝郁闷不已,奶奶滴,这一个董事长的秘书脾气也这么大。诅咒她以后天天月经不调,找个阳痿的做老公! However no matter what, his work solved finally temporarily. This male servant looked at his cell phone, already around 12 : 00. That Su Fei said is in the afternoon, the time may in the afternoon greatly. However since is asks her to handle matters, do not make too late good. 不过不管怎么说,他的工作总算是暂时解决了。这厮看了一眼自己的手机,已经12点多了。那苏妃说是下午,下午时间可大着呢。不过既然是求她办事,还是不要弄得太晚的好。 Guangyuan Institute is very far from here, has the distances of more than ten streets probably. Qin Chao feels several green paper money in own pocket, does not hate to go by car, therefore planned that walks for one hour to pass. 广元学院离这里很远,大概有十多条街的距离。秦朝摸着自己兜里的几张绿色的纸币,不舍得坐车,于是打算步行一个多小时过去。 When he passes through two streets, sees the street intermediate station a very lively pretty girl. Although is street center, but this time is the pedestrian green light, therefore the vehicles stop by the path. 当他走过两条街的时候,看到马路中间站着一个很活泼靓丽的女孩子。虽然是马路中央,但此时是行人绿灯,因此车辆都停在道路两旁。 About the girl looks around, seems looking for any person. At this time, a red race car, was similar to the wild horse that ran away, suddenly ran out of the cluster of vehicles of anchoring, insane same has turned toward that female to flush away. 女孩子左右张望,似乎在寻找什么人。这时候,一辆红色的跑车,如同脱缰的野马,忽然冲出了停泊的车群,疯了一样向着那女子冲去。 That race car is having whistling rumor, on the vehicle also has the grating heavy metal music. 那跑车带着呼呼的风声,车上还带过刺耳的重金属音乐。 The girl has not responded obviously that in the hand is also gripping a very fine cell phone, is telephoning there. But at this time, the race car has howled her side. 那女孩显然没反应过来,手里还攥着一个很精美的手机,正在那里打电话。而此时,跑车已经呼啸到了她的身边。 At this time Qin Chao has thought without enough time, the present is the so grave as to affect a human life time. The strength of his within the body rushes suddenly, overran toward that street. At this moment, his speed must be blessed by God, as if gust, the lightning rushed to that girl's side generally. 此时秦朝已经来不及多想了,现在是人命关天的时刻。他体内的力量忽然澎湃起来,向着那街道就冲了过去。这一刻,他的速度有如神助,仿佛一阵风,闪电一般冲到了那女孩的身边。 But at this time race car to near, but Qin Chao puts out a hand subconsciously, has blocked that race car. A huge strength transmits on his arm, he felt that his arm trembles, meets in the hand to start to grow a black scale piece by piece, probably an arm of monster, actually that car(riage) blocking. 而此时跑车到了近前,而秦朝下意识地伸出手来,一把挡住了那跑车。一股庞大的力量传递到他的手臂上,他感觉自己的手臂一颤,接着手上开始长出一片片的黑鳞,好像一个怪兽的手臂,硬是把那车给拦了下来。 Meanwhile, Bang, before that car(riage), sinks the same place, before the entire, face was pushed broken. This race car entire proceeded, car(riage) tail has curled upwards, but was very weak, the surrounding pedestrian has not paid attention. 同时,砰的一声,那车前凹下去一块,整个前脸都被挤碎。这跑车整个往前顿了一下,车尾巴都跟着一翘,但很微弱,周围的行人都没有注意。 But at this time, on the vehicle was also making a sound that heavy metal song, rumbling, making the will of the people pit-a-pat jump. 而这时候,车上还响着那重金属的歌曲,轰轰的,让人心都突突跟着跳。 Then, drinking a young man of dead drunk crawled from the vehicle, lies on own front, to somewhat is startled uncertain Qin Chao, has given a fist. 接着,一个喝的烂醉的年轻男子从车上爬了起来,趴在自己的车头上,对着还有些惊慌不定的秦朝,就给了一拳。 Damn, you walk damn not the long eye!” “操你妈,你们走路他妈的不长眼睛啊!” You!” Qin Chao was almost hit, has is hit a fist, the fire gets up at heart immediately. He frowns, stared that man one eyes. Finally the opposite party is spurting the liquor air/Qi, scolded. “你!”秦朝差点被撞,有被人打了一拳,心里顿时火起。他皱着眉头,瞪了那男人一眼。结果对方喷着酒气,骂道。 Damn! Stares your mother! You know that who my father is! I told you, my father was Li Fumin!” “操!瞪你妈啊!你知道我爸是谁么!我告诉你,我爸是李福民!” Your Uncle, my father or Li Shimin!” Qin Chao immediately a lot of fires, who heart this is, has hit the person also such horizontal! It is estimated that this male did not have to see own tragedy the bumper of car(riage), if sees, it is estimated that will cry. “你大爷的,我爸还是李世民呢!”秦朝顿时一肚子火,心道这是什么人啊,撞了人还这么横!估计这男的还没看到自己悲剧的车的保险杠,要是看到的话,估计会失声痛哭出来。 Walks quickly!” While Qin Chao wants with his theory time, side that very attractive school girl somewhat is immediately startled, holds up his hand one to take to one's heels to dash about wildly. But person who surrounding one fights the soy sauce, has encircled in abundance, the man one accuses to that was drinking. “快走!”正当秦朝想和他理论一下的时候,旁边那个很漂亮的女学生顿时有些惊慌,拉起他的手就一顿撒丫子狂奔。而周围一对打酱油的人,也纷纷围了上来,对着那喝多了的男子一顿指责。 Qin Chao when was being drawn running by the young miss, near the ear also transmits that man to have the shout of tipsy feeling. 秦朝在被小姑娘拉着奔跑的时候,耳边还传来那男子带着酒意的喊声。 Makes way to me! Knows that my father, my father is Li Fumin!” “都给我让开点!知道我爸谁么,我爸是李福民!” Today three, meet 9 points also to have one ~ 今天三更,一会9点还有一更~
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