The secondchapter the dayfalls the irony of fate
第二章天降奇缘Qin Chaohas had a dream, the scene in thatdreamis very chaotic. Heonlysawthatheas ifwears a black clothed, the oppositeismanyfacial colorbadpeople. Inownhandis taking a strangebell, has not waitedto lose, treasured sworddrops from the clouds a sharply, jabs into ownbody.秦朝做了一个梦,那梦里的情景很乱。他只看到,自己仿佛穿着一身黑衣,对面是好多面色不善的人。自己手中拿着一个古怪的铃铛,还没等丢出去,一把犀利地宝剑就从天而降,刺进自己的身体之中。Then, obloquiedthatresounds throughYunempty/sky.
接着,一声大骂,响彻云空。„Mother, the brat, does not hand over the house rentfatherto loseyourbedding roll!”Afterward, Qin Chaoseesownlandlord, likesputting on the dreadfulmale of bigvestunderpants, shoves open the crowd, in the handgrabs a cucumber, was flushingtooneself.
“妈的,臭小子,再不交房租老子把你的铺盖卷丢出去!”随后,秦朝看到自己的房东,一个喜欢穿着大背心裤衩的猥琐男,推开人群,手里抓着一根黄瓜,正冲着自己冲了过来。„No, Iwill pay the house renttomorrow!”Qin Chaofrightensshoutsone, satfrom the beddirectly. At this time, he discovered that oneselfnotin his more than 40square meterskennel, butlay downin the decontaminating solutionrichhospital.
“别,我明天就交房租!”秦朝吓得大喊一声,直接从床上坐了起来。这时候,他才发现,自己不是在他那40多平米的狗窝之中,而是躺在消毒水浓郁的医院里。„Ioccasionallyforceto go, hospital?”Qin Chaoremembershimas ifto come. the hero of shockto rescuebeautifulimmediatelyyesterday evening, thistouches the head, is entanglingthick the bandage, buthas bumped into the wound, loveshimto call
“我偶勒个去,医院?”秦朝立刻想起昨天晚上他似乎来了场震撼的英雄救美,这一摸脑袋,缠着厚厚地绷带,但还是碰到了伤口,疼得他嗷嗷直叫。„Cries out a what!round of spring!”Beforehisbody, is standing a 40-year-oldseniornurse, is a female, is staringQin Chao, „yourheadis all right, tomorrowremembers that comes to the hospitalto change the medicine! Also, hurriedto go downstairsmoneyJiao, thiswasyourpaymentlist!”
“叫唤什么!发春啊!”在他身前,站着一个40多岁的老护士,还是个女的,瞪着秦朝,“你脑袋没啥事,明天记得来医院换药!还有,赶紧下楼把钱交了,这是你的缴费单!”Saying, thatseniornurseputs out a whitebill, pattedon the Qin Chaobed. Qin Chaoreceiveslooks, good, the assortedadditionsame place, actuallywants more than 2000!
说着,那老护士就拿出一张白色的单子,拍在了秦朝的床上。秦朝接过来一看,好嘛,杂七杂八的加到一块,竟然要2000多块!„Hasto make a mistake!”In the Qin Chaopursewhichalsosomethese much money, heimmediatelyliftsthatpaymentto roaronly, „youlook on this, Iam the brokenhead, serves a needto make the ultrasound! Yourthisdoes not clarifyis the pitfather!”
“有没有搞错啊!”秦朝荷包里哪还有这么多钱,他立刻举着那缴费单怒吼,“你看这上面,我就是破个头,用得着做b超吗!你们这不摆明了是坑爹么!”„Yourthiswas poundedperhapshaving a bad effect on the prostate gland, makingyouinspectalsoforhello! Hurriesto make a payment!”
“你这被砸一下没准就把前列腺给带坏了,让你检查也是为了你好!赶紧交钱去!”
The seniornurseshows the whites of the eyes, said.
老护士翻着白眼,道。„Does not havemoney!” The Qin Chaoheartsaidthaton the fatheradds less than100in any case, more than 100jin (0.5 kg)fatherswere putting, what to doyoulovedwhat to do.
“没钱!”秦朝心道,反正老子身上加起来不到100块,这100多斤老子就搁着了,你爱咋办咋办吧。„Ahem, does not havemoney, Ithought that yourthispoor devildoes not havemoney!”Thatseniornursepincheswaistimmediately, shouted abuse, „yourthispoor devilIsaw, looked that yourthiswas the blindcurrent that in the societywaited for jobs. Snort, has not worked, does not havegirlfriend, cannot hand overincluding the hospitalization expenses, wantedme saying that youanything that begged for foodwith the streetinhas not distinguished! Todaydoes not paythismoney, do not wantto go out of the front door of thishospital!”
“哼哼,没钱,我看你这穷鬼也是没钱!”那老护士顿时一掐腰,破口大骂道,“你这种穷鬼我见多了,看你这样就是社会上待业的盲流子。哼,没工作,没女朋友,连住院费都交不起,要我说,你跟街头上要饭的没什么区别!今天不交这钱,你就别想走出这医院的大门!”„You!” The whole body of Qin Chaoair/Qitrembles, his mother, thisseniornurseis the abnormal menstruation, the speech was also too poisonous. Also, thishospitalisamasses money, did not make a paymenthas not letgo out.
“你!”秦朝气的浑身发抖,这他娘的,这老护士是月经不调吧,说话也太毒了。还有,这医院是抢钱的吗,不交钱还不让出门了。Inthatseniornurse , in hospital wardsends the invincible mightgreatly, an attractivefemalesuddenlywalked. This femaleattractivetragedy, she, as soon ascomes, hospital ward that entireis noisyimmediatelycomplete silence. The patient who drunk water, patronizedis looking atBeauty, the cupfallson the bed, scatteredbedwaternot to realize.
就在那老护士在病房里大发神威的时候,一个漂亮的女子忽然走了进来。这女子漂亮的惨绝人寰,她一进来,整个闹哄哄的病房顿时鸦雀无声。一个正在喝水的病人,光顾着看美女,杯子都掉在了床上,撒了一床水都没察觉到。„Husband, yourAn Xinrecuperates, Igiveyouto pay expenses.”Saying, thatBeautysnatchesto seize the paymentlist in Qin Chaohand. Then, shelooked all aroundaround, frowns, saidthat„, herewas too chaotic, Igo through the formalities, wechange to the ICU.”
“老公,你安心养病,我去给你缴费。”说着,那美女劈手夺过秦朝手中的缴费单。接着,她环顾了一下四周,皱着眉头,道,“哎呀,这里太乱了,我去办手续,咱转到特护病房里去。”Then, in the dumbfoundedness of thatseniornurse, left the hospital wardanimated, stays behind a hospital wardlooked atsillyperson.
说完,在那老护士的目瞪口呆中,俏生生地出了病房,留下一病房看傻了的人。ButQin Chao, whensheleaves, clearlysawthatthisyoung girlhas pushedtooneselfquietly the pushingeye.
而秦朝,在她离开的时候,分明看到,这小妞悄悄对自己挤了挤眼睛。InQin Chaoheartonewarm, cannot help buthas smiled. Thisyoung girl who calledSu Ji, but also was really interesting.秦朝心中一暖,不由得笑了起来。这个叫苏姬的小妞,还真是有意思。Thatseniornursedoes not dareloquacity, leavesresentfully. Butis quick, Su Jicomes back, sitsto the Qin Chaobedside, is truncating an applevery muchearnestly.
那老护士也不敢多话,悻悻地离开。而很快,苏姬就又回来,坐到秦朝的床边,很认真地削着一个苹果。„ThismoneywhenItaking advantage ofyour, definitelyalsoyou......”Qin Chaowill stare atthatBeautyto look atfor quite a while, finallysuppresseda few words.
“这钱就当我借你的,肯定会还你……”秦朝盯着那美女看了半天,终于憋出了一句话来。„ComradeQin Chao!”Su Jiwhitehiseyes, thentruncationalmost the apples of remainingpitshave only forced in hishand, „youare wounded in action, onOrganizationis very satisfiedtoyou, howcanmakeyoupull out the medical expenses.”
“秦朝同志是吧!”苏姬白了他一眼,然后把一个削的几乎只剩下果核的苹果塞进了他的手中,“你这是光荣负伤,组织上对你很满意,怎么能让你自己掏医药费呢。”„This...... It is not good, Isaidalsoyouralsoyou.”2000pairs of Qin Chaowas not the smallnumber, hewas the typicalandrocentrism, ifmade a womantake out moneyto be hospitalizedtooneself, there is nothing likewiped the neckto consider as finished.
“这个……不行,我说了还你就会还你。”2000对秦朝来说不是小数目了,他还是典型的大男子主义,要是让一个女人给自己掏钱住院,莫不如抹了脖子算了。„You, but also is really stubborn. Good, thatborrows, whenyourichsaidagain.” The young girlslooked atQin Chaovery muchcomplex, thenhas givenhim a bigsmiling face, „was right, the doctorsaid that youris all right, canleave the hospital. Also, listening tothatnurse saying that youdid not haveto workright. Happen, myElder Sisteris the Guangyuan Schooldirector, Isaidonetoher, youarrive at her to go to work.”
“你这人,还真犟。好,那就算借的,等你有钱了再说。”小妞很复杂地看了一眼秦朝,然后给了他一个大大的笑脸,“对了,大夫说你头没啥事,可以出院啦。还有,听那护士说,你还没有工作对吧。正好,我姐姐是广元学校的董事,我跟她说一声,你就到她那上班好啦。”„Thisis not good, Icanlook for the work......”Qin Chaoto be a little embarrassed, after all, herescuesSu Ji, completelyis the warm-bloodeddrift, does not seek afterothersrepayment.
“这不行,我能自己找工作……”秦朝有点不好意思,毕竟,他救下苏姬,完全就是热血冲头,并不是贪图人家的报答。„Hasanyincorrect, nowIamyourcreditor, youwantnot to work, withanyalsomymoney!”Su Jiwas saying, pulls outoneselfblackapplecell phone, withvariegated butterfly, fluttersto the hospital wardoutsidetelephoned.
“有什么不行的,现在我可是你的债主,你要没工作,拿什么还我钱!”苏姬说着,掏出自己黑色的苹果手机,跟一只花蝴蝶似的,飘到病房外面打了个电话。Quick, sheran, saidtoQin Chao.
很快,她又跑了回来,对秦朝说道。„Handles, meetsyouto go toGuangyuanto report. Mya littlematter, mustgo toJingyang, an airplane of meeting, cannotaccompanyyouto go. Youwent to the school, mentionsmynameon the line!”
“搞定搞定,一会你就去广元报道好啦。我有点事,得去景阳市一趟,一会的飞机,就不能陪你去了哈。你到了学校,提我的名字就行!”Then, thislittle girl, took upowncoatto runhurriedly. Toentrancetime, has not forgottento turn head, mixed an ugly facetoQin Chao.
说完,这小丫头风风火火地,拿起自己的外套就又跑了出去。到门口的时候,还不忘回过头来,对秦朝拌了一个鬼脸。„Bye-bye, myvillagehusband!”
“拜拜啦,我的山寨老公!”
In shakes hand the applenucleus, Qin Chaofelt that is similar tohas a dreamgeneral. Oneseeminglyhave saveddaughteryoung lady . Moreover, was the issue of thiswork, suchsolved?
握着手里的苹果核,秦朝就感觉如同做梦一般。自己貌似救了个千金大小姐,而且,这工作的问题,就这么被解决了?Qin Chaohas tidied up, immediatelyleft the hospital. Unnecessaryhospitalization expenses, hemay unable to pull out. This, turning head of Qin Chaoleadsabsolutelyis100%, from infancy to maturityheconfiscatesto have been tosuchtreatment. Because, althoughis not fat, butabsolutelyis not thin. Onemeter75height, body weighthas150jin (0.5 kg).秦朝收拾了一下,立刻离开了医院。多余的住院费,他可掏不起。这一路,秦朝的回头率绝对是100,从小到大他都没收到过这样的待遇。因为自己虽然不胖,但也绝对不瘦。一米75的身高,体重就有150斤。Suchheightbody weight, even ifQin Chaolongagainattractive, cannotbe treatedabsolutelysees. In the summeris good, the bigvestunderpants, cannot look atanything. Butto the winter, cotton-padded jacketcotton-wadded trousersoneset, Qin Chaothatis a ball.
这样的身高体重,即使秦朝长的再好看,也绝对不能受待见。夏天还好,大背心裤衩的,看不出来啥。但到了冬天,棉衣棉裤一套,秦朝那就是个球啊。At this time, Qin Chaothoughtsuddenlyownbodyis somewhat different. The eyes of some of hisnearsightednessallwere good, moreoverin the bodyalsofelt that has the strengthvery much, withjustleftthatbigotaku of school gateto be obviously different.
此时,秦朝忽然觉得自己身体有些不同。他本来有些近视的眼睛全好了,而且身体里也感觉很有力量,和刚出校门的那个大宅男明显不同。
Did thatbricklay out itself the different functions? Qin Chaois indulging in flights of fancy.
难道,那一砖头把自己拍出异能了?秦朝胡思乱想着。„Mom, looksquickly, mummy!” A Loliveryfresh-facedchild, is holdingmother'shand, whileis pointing atQin Chao, saidin a baby voice.
“妈妈,快看,木乃伊!”一个萝莉的很粉嫩地小朋友,一边拉着自己妈妈的手,一边指着秦朝,奶声奶气地说道。„Goes, do not talk nonsense!”OthersSirscompare to speak, whenmother'srackethastilyownLittle Girl, points atQin Chao saying that „thisis the mummyuncle, next timewill remember the polite expression.”
“去,别瞎说!”还是人家大人比较会说话,那当妈妈的连忙拍拍自己的小女儿,指着秦朝说道,“这是木乃伊叔叔,下次记得礼貌用语。”„Knows that mummyuncle.”YoungLoliis very sensible, immediatelychanges a statement.
“知道啦,木乃伊叔叔。”小萝莉很懂事,立刻改口道。Qin Chaohas tears streaming down the face, feels itselfby the head that gauzeties down, took to the streetsresentfully. Butat this time, his villagecell phonefearlessting, has rungsuddenly.秦朝泪流满面,摸着自己被纱布缠住的脑袋,悻悻地上了街。而这时候,他那山寨手机昂然的铃声,忽然响了起来。„Master, the grandsonmakes the call......”thistelephoneto shakehumming sound the straightsound, the loudspeaker of national productsisOxBai! The people of almostentirestreetheardthisting , to continue to serve with the eye salutetoQin Chao.
“主人,那孙子又来电话啦……”这电话震得嗡嗡直响,国产货的喇叭就是牛掰!几乎整条街的人都听到了这铃声,继续对秦朝施以注目礼。Qin Chaohas pulled out the telephoneawkwardly, looksis a strangenumber. Perhapsislandlordthatfellow, urges the room charge.秦朝尴尬地掏出了电话,一看是个陌生号码。或许是房东那家伙吧,又来催房费的。„Big brother, canaccommodatemytwodaysagain, youcompelmeagain, Ihung to deathinyourhouseresult in!”
“大哥,能不能再容我两天,你再逼我,我就吊死在你房子里得了!”„That...... IswhoMr.Qin Chao......”knows, in the telephonehears a sweetfemale voiceunexpectedly, had a scareQin Chao. Shit, as the saying goes the left eyejumps the peach blossomto open, the right eyejumpsChrysanthemum (Asshole)to open. The fatherthesetwoOh an eyelidhas not jumped, howto come the good luck?
“那个……是秦朝先生么……”谁知道,电话里竟然传来一个甜甜的女声,把秦朝吓了一跳。我勒个去,俗话说左眼跳桃花开,右眼跳菊花开。老子这两天哪个眼皮也没跳啊,怎么就来桃花运了?„Rightright, IamQin Chao.”
“没错没错,我是秦朝。”„Hello, this, IamGuangyuaninternational economyInstitute, secretaryQin Ling of ChairmanSu Fei. Pleaseourschoolinafternoon, wego through the workformalitiestoyou.”
“您好,这样的,我是广元国际经济学院,苏妃董事长的秘书秦玲。请您在下午的时候来我们学校一趟,我们会给您办理工作手续。”Then, did not allowQin Chaoto sayanything, onehas made the telephone call. Qin Chao, the paternal grandmotherdropsdepressed, the secretarytemperament of thischairmansois also big. After cursingher, dailyabnormal menstruation, doinghusband who looked for a sexual impotence!
说完,也不容秦朝说什么,啪地一下就挂了电话。秦朝郁闷不已,奶奶滴,这一个董事长的秘书脾气也这么大。诅咒她以后天天月经不调,找个阳痿的做老公!Howeverno matter what, hisworksolvedfinallytemporarily. Thismale servantlooked at his cell phone, already around 12 : 00. ThatSu Feisaidisin the afternoon, the timemayin the afternoongreatly. Howeversinceisasksherto handle matters, do not maketoolategood.
不过不管怎么说,他的工作总算是暂时解决了。这厮看了一眼自己的手机,已经12点多了。那苏妃说是下午,下午时间可大着呢。不过既然是求她办事,还是不要弄得太晚的好。GuangyuanInstituteis very farfromhere, has the distances of more than tenstreetsprobably. Qin Chaofeelsseveralgreenpaper money in own pocket, does not hateto go by car, thereforeplanned that walks for onehourto pass.
广元学院离这里很远,大概有十多条街的距离。秦朝摸着自己兜里的几张绿色的纸币,不舍得坐车,于是打算步行一个多小时过去。Whenhepasses throughtwostreets, sees the streetintermediate station a verylivelyprettygirl. Althoughisstreetcenter, butthis timeis the pedestriangreen light, therefore the vehiclesstopby the path.
当他走过两条街的时候,看到马路中间站着一个很活泼靓丽的女孩子。虽然是马路中央,但此时是行人绿灯,因此车辆都停在道路两旁。About the girllooks around, seems looking foranyperson. At this time, a redrace car, was similar to the wild horse that ran away, suddenlyran out of the cluster of vehicles of anchoring, insanesamehas turned towardthatfemaleto flush away.
女孩子左右张望,似乎在寻找什么人。这时候,一辆红色的跑车,如同脱缰的野马,忽然冲出了停泊的车群,疯了一样向着那女子冲去。Thatrace caris havingwhistlingrumor, on the vehiclealsohas the gratingheavy metalmusic.
那跑车带着呼呼的风声,车上还带过刺耳的重金属音乐。
The girlhas not respondedobviouslythatin the handis also gripping a veryfinecell phone, is telephoning there. Butat this time, the race carhas howledherside.
那女孩显然没反应过来,手里还攥着一个很精美的手机,正在那里打电话。而此时,跑车已经呼啸到了她的身边。At this timeQin Chaohas thought without enough time, the presentis the so grave as to affect a human lifetime. The strength of hiswithin the bodyrushessuddenly, overrantowardthatstreet. At this moment, hisspeedmust be blessed by God, as ifgust, the lightningrushed tothatgirl'ssidegenerally.
此时秦朝已经来不及多想了,现在是人命关天的时刻。他体内的力量忽然澎湃起来,向着那街道就冲了过去。这一刻,他的速度有如神助,仿佛一阵风,闪电一般冲到了那女孩的身边。Butat this timerace cartonear, butQin Chaoputs out a handsubconsciously, has blockedthatrace car. A hugestrengthtransmitsonhisarm, hefelt that hisarmtrembles, meetsin the handto startto grow a blackscalepiece by piece, probably an arm of monster, actuallythatcar(riage)blocking.
而此时跑车到了近前,而秦朝下意识地伸出手来,一把挡住了那跑车。一股庞大的力量传递到他的手臂上,他感觉自己的手臂一颤,接着手上开始长出一片片的黑鳞,好像一个怪兽的手臂,硬是把那车给拦了下来。Meanwhile, Bang, before thatcar(riage), sinks the same place, before the entire, facewas pushedbroken. Thisrace carentireproceeded, car(riage)tailhas curled upwards, butwas very weak, the surroundingpedestrianhas not paid attention.
同时,砰的一声,那车前凹下去一块,整个前脸都被挤碎。这跑车整个往前顿了一下,车尾巴都跟着一翘,但很微弱,周围的行人都没有注意。Butat this time, on the vehiclewas also making a soundthatheavy metalsong, rumbling, making the will of the peoplepit-a-patjump.
而这时候,车上还响着那重金属的歌曲,轰轰的,让人心都突突跟着跳。Then, drinking a young man of dead drunkcrawledfrom the vehicle, liesonownfront, tosomewhatis startleduncertainQin Chao, has given a fist.
接着,一个喝的烂醉的年轻男子从车上爬了起来,趴在自己的车头上,对着还有些惊慌不定的秦朝,就给了一拳。„Damn, youwalkdamn not the longeye!”
“操你妈,你们走路他妈的不长眼睛啊!”„You!”Qin Chaowas almost hit, hasis hit a fist, the firegets upat heartimmediately. Hefrowns, staredthatmanoneeyes. Finally the opposite partyis spurting the liquorair/Qi, scolded.
“你!”秦朝差点被撞,有被人打了一拳,心里顿时火起。他皱着眉头,瞪了那男人一眼。结果对方喷着酒气,骂道。„Damn! Staresyourmother! Youknow that whomy fatheris! Itoldyou, my fatherwasLi Fumin!”
“操!瞪你妈啊!你知道我爸是谁么!我告诉你,我爸是李福民!”„YourUncle, my fatherorLi Shimin!”Qin Chaoimmediatelya lot offires, who heartthisis, has hit the personalsosuchhorizontal! It is estimated thatthismaledid not haveto seeowntragedy the bumper of car(riage), ifsees, it is estimated thatwill cry.
“你大爷的,我爸还是李世民呢!”秦朝顿时一肚子火,心道这是什么人啊,撞了人还这么横!估计这男的还没看到自己悲剧的车的保险杠,要是看到的话,估计会失声痛哭出来。„Walksquickly!”WhileQin Chaowantswith his theorytime, sidethatveryattractiveschool girlsomewhatis immediately startled, holds uphishandoneto take to one's heelsto dash about wildly. Butperson who surroundingonefights the soy sauce, has encircledin abundance, the manoneaccusestothatwas drinking.
“快走!”正当秦朝想和他理论一下的时候,旁边那个很漂亮的女学生顿时有些惊慌,拉起他的手就一顿撒丫子狂奔。而周围一对打酱油的人,也纷纷围了上来,对着那喝多了的男子一顿指责。Qin Chaowhenwas being drawnrunningby the young miss, near the earalsotransmitsthatmanto have the shout of tipsy feeling.秦朝在被小姑娘拉着奔跑的时候,耳边还传来那男子带着酒意的喊声。„Makes waytome! Knows that my father, my fatherisLi Fumin!”
“都给我让开点!知道我爸谁么,我爸是李福民!”Todaythree, meet9pointsalsoto haveone~
今天三更,一会9点还有一更~
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