Chapter 1887 bundles the wondrous use of immortal rope 第1887章捆仙绳的妙用 The boss in restuarant is quite strange, how today this Shangguan Yan they have a western-style food to eat for four hours. 西餐厅的老板比较奇怪,今天这上官燕他们怎么吃个西餐吃了四个多小时了。 The midway saw that Liu Chang also left. 中途看到刘畅还离开了。 They have any matter to discuss. 难道他们有什么事情在谈么。 In the politeness, this boss was also embarrassed the past to ask. 处于礼貌,这老板也沒好意思过去问。 After is the patrons, it is estimated that Shangguan Beauty and that young fellow cannot take drugs anything in inside. 毕竟都是常客,估计上官美女和那个小伙子也不能在里面吸毒啥的。 This boss does not know, although Shangguan Yan they have not taken drugs in the theater box, but now the dinner table is one piece in confusion. 这老板不知道,虽然上官燕他们沒有在包厢里吸毒,但是现在餐桌已经是一片狼藉了。 Especially the expensive tablecloth, above except for the liquor water, is some water-damaged, did not have what complete place. 尤其是昂贵的桌布,上面除了酒水,就是某种水渍,就沒有什么完好的地方了。 It is estimated that waits for the boss to see, the heart of crying has. 估计等老板看到的时候,哭的心都有了。 „Right...... Tomorrow you change the good point clothes, always do not wear your black big windproof coat,” “对了……明天你换身好点的衣服來,别总穿着你那件黑色的大风衣,” Shangguan Yan said that „after my my mother, is a very nitpicking person, you wear this big windproof coat, the old woman also thinks that you are the agent who searches,” 上官燕说道,“我家母后可是个很挑剔的人,你穿这件大风衣,老太太还以为你是來搜查的特工呢,” „Hey, I indeed am an agent,” “嘿,我的确是个特工啊,” Qin Chao cannot bear smile. 秦朝忍不住笑起來。 One may hang the work of Seventh Branch, has the honor name of five-star general. 自己可挂着第七科的工作呢,更是有五星上将的荣誉称谓啊。 „No, you may not say,” “别,你可千万别这么说,” Shangguan Yan anxiously looks at Qin Chao immediately, said that „you must say you are an agent, after my my mother,......” 上官燕顿时大为紧张地看着秦朝,说道,“你要说你是特工,我家母后……” „Does not like,” “不喜欢,” „It is not, too will be excited, perhaps first divorce, then provides leadership married you,” “不是,会太兴奋,沒准自己先离婚,然后身先士卒的就嫁给你了,” Shangguan Yan said this saying time, has fought a shiver. 上官燕说这话的时候,打了个寒战。 But Qin Chao trembled. 而秦朝更是哆嗦了一下。 Motherfucker, has not made a mistake. 我勒个靠,沒有搞错吧。 Old women one age, so will not be flagitious. 老太太都一把年纪了,不会这么凶残吧。 „Looked that your look seemingly does not believe......” “看你的眼神貌似是不太相信啊……” Shangguan Yan smiles, the thigh has rubbed two on the leg of Qin Chao, has changed a comfortable sitting posture, then said that „my queen mother is all right complained with me, this whole life too has rehabilitated, especially marries my father, the life that young section chief anything of this kind of insurance company, she vainly hopes, is the nation girl, wears the sexy leather clothing chaps, is carrying the pistol, fights for state power with the agent boyfriend,” 上官燕嘿嘿一笑,大腿在秦朝的腿上蹭了两下,换了个舒服的坐姿,然后说道,“我母后沒事就跟我抱怨,这辈子太平反了,尤其嫁给我爹,这样一个保险公司的小科长啥的,她梦想的生活,就是邦女郎,穿着性感的皮衣皮裤,拎着把手枪,跟着特工男友打天下,” „I go......” “我去……” Qin Chao was afraid immediately at heart. 秦朝顿时心里更害怕了。 Such agile and fierce mother-in-law...... The determination must see. 这样剽悍的丈母娘……确定必须要见吗。 „Or...... I invited two handsome guys to you, you carried a shoulder-pole load,” “要不……我给你请两个帅小伙,你挑挑,” Qin Chao exploringly asked that „our Tianyang Entertainment had the young handsome fellow who some just signed with properly, the performing skill good......” 秦朝试探性地问道,“我们天阳娱乐正经有一些刚签约的小帅哥,演技都挺不错……” „You die,” “你去死,” How this matter Shangguan Yan possibly complies. 这种事情上官燕怎么可能答应。 She has given a Qin Chao big supercilious look directly, then said that „in brief this matter you, who made you resting my queen mother's clever daughter, to this time, you have not wanted to be responsible for not being good, this miss, may the Chrysanthemum eldest daughter, now be eaten by you cleanly,” 她直接给了秦朝一个大大的白眼,然后说道,“总之这事就你了,谁让你已经把我母后的乖女儿给睡了,到了这个时候,你不想负责都不行了,本姑娘,可还是黄花大闺女,现在被你吃干净了都,” „Cucumber eldest daughter,” “黄瓜大闺女么,” „Believes the old lady to give to gnaw off your Little Qin Chao,” “信不信老娘把你小秦朝给咬掉,” „Does not believe that you do not give up,” “不信,你可不舍得,” Qin Chao smiles, then to say. 秦朝嘿嘿一笑,然后说道。 „Your that small gadget has anything not to give up, your has gnawed off, the old lady buys any Adam God's Sword that online sells, not good cucumber also compared with your,” “你那小玩意有啥不舍得的,把你的咬掉了,老娘去买把那个网上卖的什么亚当神剑,再不行黄瓜也比你的强,” „, Had not force-fed you a moment ago,” “靠,刚才还沒喂饱你是么,” Qin Chao by clenching jaws of Shangguan Yan air/Qi, „who has shouted a moment ago that the husband I cannot bear, too big was coming,” 秦朝被上官燕气的咬牙切齿,“刚才是谁一直喊,老公我受不了,太大了來着,” „That definitely is not an old lady,” “那肯定不是老娘啊,” Shangguan Yan blinks the eye, then looks at Qin Chao especially innocently, „can be you shouts,” 上官燕眨巴眨巴眼睛,然后特无辜地看着秦朝,“会不会是你自己喊得,” „Shangguan Yan Shangguan Yan, I am Cultivator, even if does your one day here a night, will not be tired, you do not want to come one round again,” “上官燕啊上官燕,我可是修真者,就算在这里干你一天一夜,都不会累的,你不会想再來一发吧,” „No, old lady...... Little Girl child made a mistake was not good,” “别,老娘……小女子错了还不行么,” Shangguan Yan said immediately gently and charmingly infinitely that „Little Girl did not have the strength, Uncle you fiercest good, said again we how long has it been in others theater box, worked as here is really the Han courtyard is quick......” 上官燕立刻娇柔无限地说道,“小女子沒力气了,大爷您最厉害了好么,再说咱俩都在人家包厢里多久了,真当这里是汉庭快捷了呀……” „Knows wrong good,” “知道错就好,” Qin Chao nods satisfied, „knows can change mistakenly, friendly greatest,” 秦朝满意地点点头,“知错能改,善莫大焉,” „Yes yes yes, Little Girl does not dare to annoy Qin Uncle, otherwise Qin Uncle should not feed Little Girl to eat the cucumber,” “是是是,小女子再也不敢惹秦大爷了,不然秦大爷该不喂小女子吃小黄瓜了,” Then, looks at Qin Chao with look pitifully. 说完,用可怜巴巴地眼神看着秦朝。 „,” “靠,” Qin Chao was admired thoroughly, wants to kneel to knock two heads to Shangguan Yan , the bye-bye big god. 秦朝算是彻底拜服了,真想跪下來给上官燕磕俩头,拜拜大神。 This woman, was Evildoer throws mistakenly the embryo. 这种女人,就是妖孽投错了胎了。 The ancestors she possibly was the grandson mahatma. 上辈子她可能是孙大圣。 „I said real, your wear appearance must the limelight,” “我说真的呢,你穿着打扮一定要多注意点,” Shangguan Yan thousand urged ten thousand to exhort „, although you were only the cucumber, but the old lady was also the sincerity likes your, I do not think that the time your impression mark, did not have that sea turtle to be high, that may really be finished, the old lady is your person, must make me marry that sea turtle, the old lady might as well jumps the river dead considering as finished,” 上官燕千叮咛万嘱咐“虽然你只是小黄瓜,但老娘也是真心喜欢你的,我可不想到时候你的印象分,还沒那个海龟高,那可就真完蛋了,老娘已经是你的人了,要让我嫁给那海龟,老娘还不如跳江死了算了,” „No, how I give up, relax, I when the time comes certainly dress up makes you satisfy,” “别啊,那我怎么舍得,放心吧,我到时候一定打扮的让您老人家满意喽,” Qin Chao pats the chest to say. 秦朝拍着胸膛说道。 „Goes your, does not make me satisfy, but makes my queen mother satisfy,” “去你的,不是让我满意,而是让我母后满意,” Shangguan Yan emphasizes immediately, „makes the old lady satisfy is useful, except for your cucumber, other old ladies was very satisfied,” 上官燕立刻强调道,“让老娘满意有什么用,除了你的小黄瓜,其他的老娘都已经很满意了,” „, My talent is not the cucumber,” “靠,我的才不是小黄瓜,” Qin Chao protests immediately. 秦朝立刻抗议道。 „Yes yes yes, works as is not the cucumber,” “是是是,就当不是小黄瓜吧,” Shangguan Yan has not disputed with Qin Chao this issue, but continues saying that „heard that returnees are very competent, 30 years old took two doctorates, moreover it is said that he plays the stock to be very fierce, made the stock in a US very big company, now returns to homeland to think that make a money to make the investment company,” 上官燕沒和秦朝争执这个问題,而是继续说道,“听说那个海归派很有实力,30岁就已经拿了两个博士学位了,而且据说他玩股票很厉害,本來在美国一家很大的公司弄股票,现在回国想自己赚点钱做投资公司,” „Hey, manages his anything sea turtle, to my Qin Chao, turned into the dead tortoise entirely,” “嘿,管他什么海龟,到了我秦朝这边,统统变成死王八,” Qin Chao said with a smile. 秦朝笑道。 „Serious, treats the enemy unable to treat it lightly, you have a look at your careless manner,” “严肃点,对待敌人不能掉以轻心,你看看你那吊儿郎当的态度,” Shangguan Yan curls the lip, said that „my queen mother most hateful was the man of being smiling, your this appearance, making me more for you worry that show year,” 上官燕撇撇嘴,说道,“我母后最讨厌的就是嬉皮笑脸的男人了,你这个样子,让我倍加为你担忧啊,骚年,” „In brief you look at me to display,” “总之你就看我表现吧,” The Qin Chao heart said that can save including Earth, but also does not handle an old woman. 秦朝心说,连地球都能拯救,还搞不定一个老太太么。 „That line, I also hurry to go home to take a bath, is mounted by the body that you make, hateful died,” “那行,我也赶紧回家洗澡去,被你弄的身上黏黏的,讨厌死了,” Shangguan Yan has given a Qin Chao acme of beauty and deportment coquettish look. 上官燕给了秦朝一个千娇百媚的媚眼。 „That easy to do, I help you lick cleanly and that's the end,” “那好办,我帮你舔干净就是了,” Qin Chao forgot to return to lick lip. 秦朝流连忘返地舔了舔嘴唇。 The red wine really defers to own method to be tastiest. 红酒果然还是按照自己的方法最好喝啊。 „Dies, the old lady also has the flight tonight, tomorrow afternoon flight will come back,” “去死,老娘今晚还有航班,明天下午的航班回來,” Shangguan Yan stared Qin Chao one maliciously, then said that „where has the time many to send with you here - sentiment, will not take a bath, could not catch the airplane, tomorrow afternoon, will drive my family to see me,” 上官燕狠狠地瞪了秦朝一眼,然后说道,“哪有时间跟你多在这里发-情,再不会去洗澡,就赶不上飞机了,明天下午,开车來我家见我,” „Drives......” “开车……” Qin Chao immediately perspiration. 秦朝顿时汗了起來。 „Naturally drove, you want to take taxi, was seen by my Mother, must be despised decisively,” “当然开车了,难道你想打车來,被我老妈看到了,果断要被鄙视的,” Shangguan Yan said. 上官燕说道。 „Volume...... Which you live,” “额……你们家住哪啊,” Qin Chao cannot bear ask. 秦朝忍不住问道。 „Day lake community 12,” “天湖小区12幢,” Shangguan Yan said lightly. 上官燕淡淡地说道。 „,” “靠,” Qin Chao in great surprise, „your family actually lives in the villa community immediately, your father is not a young section chief in wealth dangerous company, lives in that expensive place,” 秦朝顿时大惊,“你家竟然住在别墅小区,你老爹不是一个财险公司的小科长吗,怎么住那么贵的地方,” „My queen mother is the princess of big group manager,” “我母后是大集团老总的千金小姐嘛,” Shangguan Yan loses a few words. 上官燕丢出一句话。 „, I was more anxious,” “靠,我更紧张了,” Qin Chao wiped the cold sweat immediately. 秦朝顿时抹起了冷汗。 „Your queen mother must that counter Heavens,” “你母后要不要那么逆天啊,” „Oh, I am familiar with, you earlier are also familiar with,” “哎呀,我都习惯啦,你也早点习惯吧,” Shangguan Yan beckons with the hand, then jumps down from the leg of Qin Chao, starts to put on her several by the uniform of shrink. 上官燕摆摆手,然后从秦朝的腿上跳下來,开始穿她那几件被弄皱的制服。 But the corsage was not careful that was ripped by Qin Chao badly, Shangguan Yan this time goes out is also the short navigation, has not taken the underwear of changing and washing. 而胸衣不小心被秦朝撕坏了,上官燕这次出门也是短航,沒有拿换洗的内衣。 She is looking at the coat of slightly a little dew point, some sorrow mulberries. 她望着自己微微有点露点的外衣,有些忧桑了。 „What to do this may...... Qin Chao, your Uncle, you must take full responsibility,” “这可怎么办……秦朝,你大爷,你得负全责,” She carries by the corsage of tearing in half, some hidden bitterness look at Qin Chao. 她拎起自己被撕成两半的胸衣,有些幽怨地看着秦朝。 „This...... Is spur-of-the-moment, impulses for a while......” “这个……一时冲动,一时冲动……” Qin Chao specially awkward, has to compensate to say with a smile. 秦朝特别的尴尬,只好赔笑道。 „What to do you say the old lady now,” “那你说老娘现在怎么办吧,” Shangguan Yan is pointing at the uniform of salient point, looks at each other to the Qin Chao angry glare. 上官燕指着自己凸点的制服,对秦朝怒目相视。 „That anything, was inferior that I change to the chest post to you,” “那什么,不如我给你改成胸贴吧,” Qin Chao wonderful idea. 秦朝奇思妙想。 „The chest pastes your younger sister, or the old lady simply like this goes to see the person to consider as finished, was seen unable to lose in any case, my 2000 the corsages of buying, were given to discard by you, cannot use,” “胸贴你妹啊,要不老娘干脆就这样出去见人算了,反正被看见也不能掉块肉,我2000块买的胸衣,就被你给报废了,不能用了,” Shangguan Yan simple gas channel. 上官燕干脆气道。 „, That is how good,” “靠,那怎么行,” Qin Chao does not do immediately, their woman can it be that other people can look casually. 秦朝顿时不干了,自己的女人岂是其他人能随便看的。 This is not cracks a joke. 这不是开玩笑呢么。 „Who said that unusable, you look at this Uncle,” “谁说不能用的,你看本大爷的,” Qin Chao was saying, the Shangguan Yan coat untying, two attractive full globes jumped, immediately made Shangguan Yan call out in alarm one. 秦朝说着,把上官燕的上衣给解开了,两颗漂亮的饱满球状物跳了出來,顿时让上官燕惊呼了一声。 „, You must do,” “靠,你要干嘛,” „Sees the father,” “看老子的,” Qin Chao was saying, takes up the Shangguan Yan corsage, then the left hand puts out section of bunch of immortal ropes. 秦朝说着,拿起上官燕的胸衣,然后左手拿出一截捆仙绳來。 Qin Chao the first Shangguan Yan chest button on the Shangguan Yan full chest. 秦朝先把上官燕的胸衣扣在了上官燕饱满的胸上。 Then, he puts out bunch of immortal ropes, has used magic arts. 接着,他拿出捆仙绳,施展了一个法术。 Immediately, this bunch of immortal ropes tied up on the corsage, actually corsage hanging. 顿时,这捆仙绳绑在了胸衣上面,硬是把胸衣给挂住了。 „Goes, this, the magic arts are really convenient,” “去,这都可以,法术还真方便啊,” Shangguan Yan said surprisedly. 上官燕惊奇地说道。 „That is,” “那是,” Qin Chao smiles, if makes Xiao Pan know that he gives the Qin Chao bunch of immortal ropes to be used to give the woman to make the corsage scallop, it is estimated that will grasp crazily. 秦朝嘿嘿一笑,要是让萧畔知道,他给秦朝的捆仙绳被用來给女人做胸衣带子的话,估计会抓狂吧。 However no matter Xiao Pan is glad, Qin Chao has done, moreover asked for the Shangguan Yan favor successfully. 不过不管萧畔乐意不乐意,秦朝还是这么干了,而且成功讨得了上官燕的欢心。 „Ahem, this also almost,” “哼哼,这还差不多,” Shangguan Yan wears the coat, looks at the front, nods satisfied. 上官燕把上衣重新穿好,看着胸前,满意地点点头。 „Miss Shangguan satisfies good,” “上官大小姐满意就好啊,” Qin Chao compensates to smile again and again. 秦朝连连赔笑。 In this world something are very simple, for example sweeps small Japan. 这个世界上有些事情很简单,比如扫荡小岛国。 In this world something are very difficult, for example asks for the favor of woman. 这个世界上有些事情很难,比如讨女人的欢心。 Therefore in comparison, Qin Chao is willing to go to extinguish 100 Kojima, is not willing to annoy a woman to get angry...... 所以相比之下,秦朝更愿意去把小岛君们灭上100回,也不愿意去惹一个女人发怒…… Naturally, is woman who like. 当然,是自己喜欢的女人。 „3 : 00 pm, to my family, do not forget,” “明天下午三点,到我家來,千万别忘了,” Before Shangguan Yan just before leaving, urged one, „also has the dignity of putting on, the speech should not be smiling, if annoyed to be angry queen mother Sir, the old lady married that overseas Chinese to look to you,” 上官燕临走前,又叮嘱了一句,“还有穿的体面一点,说话也别嬉皮笑脸的,要是把母后大人惹生气了,老娘就嫁给那个华侨给你看,” „I killed that overseas Chinese to look to you,” “那我就杀了那个华侨给你看,” „No, the old lady cracks a joke,” “别啊,老娘开玩笑的,” „I am also crack a joke,” “我也是开玩笑的,” „By you, but the old lady loves you,” “靠你,但老娘更爱你,”