Chapter 1823came to the wrongplace, dwarf
第1823章來错地方了,矮子„Baka (Idiot), hatefulChinaman, sois unexpectedly rampant, oursupernatural power, makesyouexperience,”
“八嘎,可恶的支那人,竟然这么嚣张,吾等神力,就让你见识见识,”Thunder Godsaw that Qin Chaorelaxedhas gotten downowntwolightningsonkeeping off, but alsosatirized itself, was hot tempered.雷神看到秦朝轻松就挡下了自己的两道闪电,还讽刺自己,更加暴躁了。Hewithprofessionaldrummer, the drumstick in handup and downdances in the air, suddenly the quickdanceresultscame, Qin Chao that looks is dazzled.
他就跟职业鼓手似的,手里的鼓槌上下飞舞,眨眼间快舞出花來了,看的秦朝是眼花缭乱的。Butthunder and lightning, wreaks havoc, coverstowardQin Chao.
而一道道雷电,也肆虐开來,噼里啪啦地向着秦朝笼罩而來。
A Qin Chaoside shoring the spider webis protectingshield, at the same timeturns towardbehindbacks up, seems avoidingthesethunder and lightning the power and prestigeto be the same.秦朝一边撑着蛛网护盾,一边向着身后倒退,似乎在躲避这些雷电的威风一样。„Ha, IamThunder God, mygodthundercan the relaxedyourdeductingsediment,”
“哈哈哈,吾乃雷神,吾之神雷可以轻松把你劈成渣滓,”Thunder Godlaughs, as ifin his eyes, Qin Chaohad been divided.雷神哈哈大笑,似乎在他眼中,秦朝已经被劈死了似的。„In the pastmyWrathtime, the thunder and lightningcandestroy a villagetogether, killsyourChinaman, has more than enough to spare,”
“当年吾愤怒的时候,一道雷电可以毁灭一座村庄,杀你一个支那人,绰绰有余,”Thunder Godgoes all outto knockdances and beats big drum, Qin Chaowas worriedreally the drumsurfaceanti-was staved.雷神拼命敲打着腰鼓,秦朝真担心鼓面抗不住被敲破了。Howeverhave also experiencedthisThunder Godpower and prestige, it seems likeexcept forbeating a drum, thisbuddydid not haveotherskills.
不过自己也见识过这雷神的威风了,看來除了打鼓,这哥们也沒其他本事了。Might as wellgo to an orchestrato be good, can perhaps findhisspring.
不如去个乐队多好,说不定能找到他的春天。Qin Chaoshakes the head, then the personal appearancedodges, suddenlyvanishesin the front of thattwogods.秦朝摇摇头,然后身形一闪,忽然间消失在那两个神明的面前。Immediately, twogodsbothare surprised, search high and low the Qin Chaoposition.
顿时,两个神明都大吃一惊,四处寻找秦朝的位置。Truly speaking, thesetwogodsengage in introspectiona littleare suffering from injustice.
说实在的,这两个神明心中都有点委屈。Mustknow that theyinJapanmaybe the biggods of ranking among the best, inmanytemples, is consecrating the idols of twopeople.
要知道他们在岛国可都是数一数二的大神明,多少神庙之中,都供奉着两个人的神像啊。Manypeopleimploredtwopeopleto show mercy, canbless the Japangood crop weather.
多少人祈求着两个人开恩,可以保佑岛国的风调雨顺。Thunder Godsaidthatoneselfthunder and lightninggets downtogether, candestroy a village, does not crack a joke.雷神所说,自己一道雷电下去,能毁灭一个村庄,可不是开玩笑的。HeandFujincoordinates, among the momentdestroysomevillagesfrequently.
他和风神配合起來,经常须臾间毁灭一些村子。Thismaybe the strength of gods.
这可都是神明的力量。
The resultis in good condition, suddenlyheard that Yamata no Orochidied.
结果好端端的,忽然听说八歧大蛇死了。Then an examination, my goodness, really the Yamata no Orochiauradid not have.
然后一查看,好家伙,果然八歧大蛇的气息沒有了。Existence of Yamata no Orochi, butrelates to the Japanfate.八歧大蛇的存在,可是关系到岛国命数的。Yamata no Orochidies, theirJapandestinyalsobasicallyto the end.八歧大蛇一死,他们岛国的气运也就基本上到头了。Is the Japangods, thiswas equal todestroying their source of belief.
身为岛国的神明,这等于毁灭了他们的信仰之源啊。Howthisresulted.
这怎么得了。Twogodsequal, might as wellto the Kitakyushumainland, killthatChinaman, thenhas wrested away the Kitakyushumainland, makingthere the Japandomain.
两个神明一合计,不如到九州大陆去,把那个支那人干掉,然后霸占了九州大陆,让那里成为岛国的地盘。Since the Japandestinycompletely, thathas tradedto the placerules.
既然岛国气数尽了,那就换给地方统治嘛。So long astheirancestral tabletnotbut actuallythatonline.
只要他们的神位不倒那就行了。FinallytothisKitakyushumainland, had foundthatChinamanaurawith great difficulty.
结果到了这九州大陆,好不容易找到了那支那人的气息。But the surfacehad not seen that twopeoplewere entrainedto the desert that thisbirddoes not defecatecome.
可面还沒见到呢,两个人就被拽到这鸟不拉屎的沙漠來了。deserve death, thisChinamanthinks that the godsflynot to be tired.该死,这支那人以为神明飞起來就不累嘛。Moreoveralsoright in the faceonewas satirized, the Thunder Godmood was not naturally beautiful.
而且又被劈头盖脸地一顿讽刺,雷神的心情自然是不怎么美丽了。HemustkillthisChinamanto set up the prestige, then enters the Kitakyushumainland, massacrestheseso-calledKitakyushuImmortal.
他要干掉这个支那人立威,然后再进军九州大陆,把那些所谓的九州仙人给都杀掉。Thunder Godmore is more beautiful, thisdrumknocksalsomore and more beltfelt.雷神越想越美,这鼓敲的也越來越带感了。Fiercelyonehear, but alsoveryhas the rhythm.
猛地一听,还挺有节奏感。
To chopthatChinaman, butsuddenly, the opposite partyvanishedunexpectedly.
本想把那支那人劈死,但眨眼间,对方竟然消失了。Byowndeductingsediment.
被自己劈成渣滓了。
It is not right, does not havethatpleasant sensation.
不对啊,沒有那种快感啊。Thunder Godis wondering, a soundresoundsfromhistop of the headsuddenly.雷神正纳闷呢,一个声音忽然从他的头顶响起。„Shouldswallow the bait,”
“该上钩了,”
The voicefalls, the spider webtwinedtogethersuddenlyinhiswaist, directlyhiswhole personentraining.
话音落下,一道蛛网忽然缠绕在了他的腰间,直接把他整个人给拽了起來。NearbyFujinis surprised, helooks up, sees onlyonthistop of the head, whendoes not know, are manyto have obstructed a day of greatnet.
旁边的风神大吃一惊,他抬头一看,只见这头顶上面,不知道什么时候,多了一张遮天巨网。ButowngoodpartnergoodbasefriendThunder God, the bodyto tie hands, was stuckonthatgiantspider web.
而自己的好伙伴好基友雷神,身上五花大绑地,被粘在了那巨大的蜘蛛网上面。SolemnThunder God, is bundlednowwithbundlingpig, cannot move, was sealed upincluding the mouth, called unable to call.
堂堂雷神啊,现在被捆得跟捆猪似的,动弹不得,连嘴巴都被封住了,叫都叫不出來。Yamete......雅蠛蝶啊……Mustbe so flagitious......
要不要这么凶残啊……Fujinnearlysitson the ground.风神险些一屁股坐在地上。
The dignity of anySpiritual God, thisflashdid not have.
什么神灵的威严啊,这一瞬间都沒有了。ThatisThunder God......
那可是雷神啊……Currentlyhasanythingto distinguishwithonly the deadpig.
现在跟只死猪有什么区别。„Hum......”
“呜呜呜……”Thunder Godis swaying from side to side the body, bundledshookinhisspider webseveral, tight that verythencontracted.雷神扭动着身体,捆在他身上的蛛网跟着晃了几下,然后又收缩的很紧。By the spider web, spider's silksdraw the swingappearance, makingQin Chaosit above swingsslightly.
在蛛网旁边,一根根蛛丝拉成秋千地模样,让秦朝坐在上面微微地荡來荡去。Butinhismouthis holding in the mouthcigarette, saidslowly.
而他口中叼着香烟,缓缓说道。„I, ifyou, honestlylay downinthatwere good, youmorestruggled, thisspider's silkmoretight, the carefulmeeting, the spider's silkhas explodedtoyourbody,”
“我要是你,就老老实实地躺在那好了,你越挣扎,这蛛丝勒的越紧,小心一会,蛛丝把你的身体给勒爆了,”„Hum,”
“呜呜呜,”Thunder God seemed protestingthatwas only a pity the mouthwas stopped up, anywordscould not say.雷神似乎在抗议,只可惜嘴巴被堵住了,啥话也说不出來。Onlycanuse an eye, is staringQin Chao.
只能用一双眼睛,瞪着秦朝。What a pityisominousdoes not get up, thismale servantagainimpulsive, knows what fearfulmatchownpresentran into.
可惜也是凶不起來了,这厮就算再冲动,也知道自己现在遇到一个什么样可怕的对手了。„Has forgotten, devilgods,”
“忘了,还有个鬼子神明呢,”Qin Chaolooked atonetowardbelow, looksto arriveinfollowingFujin.秦朝往下面望了一眼,看到了站在下面的风神。Fujincannot bearback upimmediatelytwosteps, felt that crotchunitworn out and aching, probablywasa littlequickincontinence of urine.风神顿时忍不住倒退两步,感觉裆部一阵酸软,好像是有点快小便失禁了。Hateful, oneselfgood and evil is also gods.
可恶啊,自己好歹也是一个神明。Howto havethisfeeling.
怎么会有这种感觉。Ashamed, was too ashamed.
羞耻啊,真的太羞耻了。„Baka (Idiot),”
“八嘎,”Fujincould not bear, hisright handdraws out a Kodachi, is keeping offQin Chao of swingto the sky, has swept a blade.风神也忍不住了,他右手拔出一把小太刀,对着天空中挡着秋千的秦朝,扫了一刀。Immediately, threemeterslongwindblade edgefliestogether, has cuttowardQin Chao.
顿时,一道三米多长的风刃飞出來,向着秦朝切了过去。
The Qin Chaopersonal appearancevanishesinsuddenlyairborne, thatwindblade edgesharpcut openvery muchhas been connecting the spider's silk of swing.秦朝的身形骤然消失在空中,那风刃很锋利地切开了连接着秋千的蛛丝。ButwhilethisSkill/KungFu, inFujinanotherhandputs out a loudspeaker, placesin the mouth, aims in the skyto be bundledpigsameThunder God, mustblow.
而趁着这个功夫,风神另一只手里拿出个喇叭來,放在口中,对准天空中被捆得猪一样的雷神,就要吹起來。Thisloudspeaker is the same with the Thunder Goddrum, is a speciesmagic weapon, canblow out the exceedingly highstrong winds, is similar to the bladerain, givesto tear into shredsthesespider webs.
这喇叭和雷神的腰鼓一样,是一种属性法宝,可以吹出通天狂风,如同刀雨,把那些蛛网都给撕碎。Howeverat this time, thatChinamanform, does not know when appearsbeforehisbody.
但是这时候,那支那人的身影,不知道什么时候出现在他身前。
A handaccording, in his is liftingon the arm of loudspeaker.
一只手正按在他那举着喇叭的胳膊上。„Nha, Yamete......”
“雅,雅蠛蝶……”Fujinpants crotchagainworn out and aching.风神的裤裆再一次酸软了。Hecannot bearback upseveralsteps, looks atthatQin Chao, in the visionhas been full of the fear.
他忍不住倒退几步,看着那秦朝,目光中充满了恐惧。„Very muchhas the courage, butthreegrown man, do not blow a trumpet, does not have the visual effect,”
“还是很有勇气的,不过三个大男人,就不要吹喇叭了,沒有视觉效果的,”Qin Chaowas saying, the palmemitsspider's silks.秦朝说着,掌心冒出一根根蛛丝來。ThatFujinis lifting the arm of loudspeaker, immediatelywas givento pass throughbydozensspider's silks, moreoverthesespider's silkfoot pin rodson the ground, were bringing the Yinredblood thread.
那风神举着喇叭的胳膊,顿时被数十道蛛丝给贯穿,而且那些蛛丝一根根地钉在了地上,带着殷红色的血丝。„,”
“啊啊啊,”Hurting of Fujinweb, called out pitifully.风神钻心的疼,惨叫起來。ButQin Chaoloosensownspider's silk, thesespider's silkwindingson the arm of Fujin, were this armfixingin the ground.
而秦朝松开自己的蛛丝,那些蛛丝缠绕在风神的胳膊上,算是把他这只胳膊给固定在地面上了。„Baka (Idiot),”
“八嘎,”
The achehas initiatedWrath in heart.
疼痛引发了心中的愤怒。Fujinanotherhandgrabstoo the blade, sweepsto the waist of Qin Chao.风神另一只手抓着太刀,扫向秦朝的腰间。Butspider's silkwindingsinhiswrist|skill, hiswrist|skillpulling, makinghisbladetoowieldhalf, stopped.
但一道道蛛丝缠绕在他的手腕上,把他的手腕给拉扯住,让他的太刀挥到了一半,就停了下來。Thesespider's silkshave tightenedhiswrist|skill, the blood threadforms the redbead, tumbled the groundfollowingthesespider's silks.
那些蛛丝勒紧了他的手腕当中,血丝结成红色的珠子,顺着那些蛛丝滚落到了地上。Qin Chaolooks atthatpainsuffering extreme distressFujinwith a laugh, said.秦朝笑呵呵地看着那疼的死去活來的风神,说道。„What kind, mybundleplaysis powerful, does not know that hasyouto blow a trumpetto playfeels,”
“怎么样,我的捆绑玩的还算给力吧,不知道有沒有你吹喇叭玩的來感啊,”„Baka-yaro (dumbass), you, who youare,”
“巴嘎押路,你,你到底是什么人,”Fujinthoroughfearing.风神彻底的怕了。Thisfellow, heisanybackground.
这个家伙,他到底是什么來头。„Youare the gods in China,”
“你是支那的神明吗,”Hehas thought ofanythingsuddenly, complexionchangesinstantaneously, „, youareCelestial Emperor of China......”
他忽然想到了什么,脸色瞬间大变,“难道,难道你是支那的天帝……”„Yourheadinsertedin the chamberpot,”
“你脑袋插马桶里了吧,”Qin Chaocurls the lip, „howIpossiblyamCelestial Emperor, IjustammainlandsmallCultivator, but alsodares saying that Chinesetwocharacters, Ithought that yourmouthdoes not want,”秦朝撇嘴,“我怎么可能是天帝,我只不过是大陆一个小小的修真者罢了,还有,还敢说支那两个字,我看你的嘴巴是不想要了,”Saying, a Qin Chaospider's silkwas flying, has passed throughaboutcheek of thatFujindirectly.
说着,秦朝一根蛛丝飞出去,直接贯穿了那风神的左右腮帮子。„,”
“嗷嗷嗷,”Fujinwithwas killedpig, pitiful yellagain and again.风神跟被杀猪似的,惨叫连连。Meanwhileinhisheartfear.
同时他心中更加的恐惧。
Such powerfulmonster, unexpectedlyis onlysmallCultivator.
这么强悍的怪物,竟然只是一个小小的修真者吗。Heavens, oneselfandThunder Godalsowantto dominate the Kitakyushumainland......天啊,自己和雷神还想称霸九州大陆呢……Nowlooks like, theyprobablyweakpitiful......
现在看來,他们好像弱的可怜啊……Thismatter, only thenmade the Amaterasubiggodgo into action.
难道,这种事情,只有让天照大神出马了吗。InFujinheartalarmed and afraiduncertaintime, Qin Chaoalsospokesuddenly.风神心中正惊惧不定的时候,秦朝忽然又说话了。„Was right, forgotto tellyou, althoughIwas notCelestial Emperor, butCelestial Emperorwasmy wife,”
“对了,忘了告诉你,虽然我不是天帝,但是天帝是我的老婆,”Then, Qin Chaohit a soundto refer.
说完,秦朝打了个响指。In that Fujinalarmed and afraidanddesperatevision, spider's silksflew, is similar to the whiteocean waves, submerged the body of Fujininstantaneously.
在那风神惊惧而绝望的目光中,一根根蛛丝飞了出來,如同白色的海浪,瞬间淹沒了风神的身体。
The bloodlighthas exploded, butalsomade the spider's silkannihilatingsuddenly.
血光爆了出來,但眨眼间也让蛛丝给湮灭了。Thunder God that the spaceis hanging, a pants crotchmoistness.
天上悬挂的雷神,裤裆一阵湿润。Hewantsto screamonepanic-stricken, is not good.
他想惊恐的尖叫一声,都不行。
The mouthwas being stopped up.
嘴巴被人堵着呢。„Was good, has attended toone, thisyou,”
“好了,料理了一个,该你了,”Qin Chaofrowns, shuntsseveralmeters.秦朝皱着眉头,躲开几米。Hisheart said that the Japangods can also the urinationpants.
他心说,岛国的神明还会尿裤子么。Thisis unscientific.
这也太不科学了。„Iam very benevolent, at the point of death before , at leastmadeyousayseverallast words,”
“我很仁慈的,临死前起码让你说上几句遗言吧,”Saying, Qin Chaohit a soundto refer.
说着,秦朝打了个响指。Thatis sealing the Thunder Godspider web, immediatelywas torn.
那封着雷神的蛛网,顿时被撕扯开。„Yamete, Yamete,”
“雅蠛蝶,雅蠛蝶,”Thunder Goddid not have the beforehanddignity, what replaces it isunceasingpitiful yell.雷神已经沒了之前的威严,取而代之的是不断的惨叫。„Yamete, do not killme, do not killme, Icanbe the servanttoyou, is the slave, makesanythingto be good...... Yametehas......”
“雅蠛蝶,不要杀我,不要杀我,我可以给你做奴仆,做奴隶,做什么都行啊……雅蠛蝶有……”Has not waited forhimto shout the time , the spider webrocked.
沒等他喊完的时候,蛛网晃动了起來。
The giantspider that completelycomprised of the whitespider's silk, lieson the spider web, then a pair of greatpalateis tearing the body of Thunder God, suddenlyhas swallowedhim, onlyleaves behindballredblood, with some yellowliquid, downwardis drippingfollowing the spider web.
一只完全由白色蛛丝组成的巨大蜘蛛,趴在蛛网上,然后一对巨腭撕扯着雷神的身体,眨眼间就把他吞噬了,只留下一弹红色的血液,和黄色的某种液体,顺着蛛网往下淌着。„Thislast wordstoodeficientcreativity,”
“这种遗言太缺乏创意了,”Qin Chaoshrugs the shoulders, has cleaned up the spider web, thentakes backtoownwithin the body.秦朝耸耸肩膀,把蛛网清理了一下,然后才收回到自己的体内。
The bloodwhat, keepsinthesesand.
鲜血呀神马的,都留在这些沙子上吧。Onemay, ifwants means that to hurry.
自己可要想个办法,赶紧回去了。In the drill ground in daycityhigh school, the physical educationis also about to end.
在天城高中的操场上,体育课也快结束了。StoodinnearbyQin Chao, suddenlysaidtoLiu Chang.
原本站在一旁的秦朝,忽然对刘畅说。„Youlook, Igo to a restroom,”
“你看一下,我去趟厕所,”Saying, was turning aroundto walktoward the classroom building.
说着,转身向着教学楼走去。Butone sidedepressedLiu Huihui, seesthis, suddenly an eyerevolution, thencoversownbellyto say.
而一旁闷闷不乐的刘慧慧,看到这一幕,忽然眼睛一转,然后捂着自己的肚子说道。„Oh, TeacherLiu, mybellygoodpain, I to go to the bathroom......”
“哎呀,刘老师,我肚子好痛,我要去卫生间……”„You must go, good...... Mustfind the personto holdyou,”
“你也要去,好吧……要不要找人扶着你,”„Does not neednot to use, Ido not have the issue,”
“不用了不用了,我一个人沒问題,”Saying, thisLiu Huihuispeedily, was vanishingin the drill ground,
说着,这刘慧慧一溜烟,消失在操场上,
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