Chapter 1708 basic guide 第1708章入门指南 Heavenly Secret Gate front is one piece seems like very tranquil lakelet, although is the beginning of winter season soon, but in this lake is still the fish plays, the lotus is in full bloom, probably could not feel that winter intent is the same. 天隐门的前面是一片看似很平静的小湖,虽然已经是快要入冬的季节,但这湖中依然是鱼儿嬉戏,荷花盛开,好像丝毫感觉不到冬意一样。 If not the familiar person, is certainly surprised, why here can be so, certainly must present to make the marvelous sight and so on. 如果是不熟悉的人,一定要惊讶,这里为何会是如此,肯定要奉做奇观之类的。 But only the person of Cultivation knows that here has certainly made any strategy, maintains such traces of spring abundant. 但只有修真界的人才知道,这里一定是做了什么阵法,才会保持如此的春意盎然。 At this time, Qin Chao is standing in this lake opposite, looks at this broad lake, the heart is living sigh with emotion. 此时,秦朝正站在这湖对面,望着这广阔的湖泊,心生感慨。 The own present appearance is not own, in the original look, has smeared. 自己现在的长相都不是自己的,在原有的相貌上,丑化了一些。 With Nine Fairy Princess, Su Fei their words, has defeated by appearance, depends on the strength to win the Wu Qingye heart. 用九天仙妃,苏妃她们的话來说,靠长相自己已经败了,还是靠实力來博得吴清叶的芳心吧。 In addition that Wu Qingye estimate is wonderful ugly incomparable, possibly a hateful pretty boy kind of appearance. 加上那吴清叶估计是奇丑无比,可能讨厌小白脸一类的长相。 Is a face sinister aspect, can perhaps pity clearheadedly also perhaps. 都是一脸凶相,沒准能够惺惺相惜也说不定。 Therefore, at this time Qin Chao after secret mask has put on make-up, the whole person is a whole face ugly and ferocious-looking guy. 所以,此时秦朝用天机面具化妆了之后,整个人就是一个满脸横肉的大汉。 Long that called one...... Is unfair to the audience. 长的那叫一个……对不起观众啊。 Reason that this appearance, by Su Fei. 之所以这个打扮,都是靠苏妃。 She according to that Tai Gu City , the village Qin Chao appearance dresses up. 她是根据那次太古城之中,山寨秦朝的模样來打扮的。 The Qin Chao heart said that oneself this time was contends in martial arts to live with the bride's family, frightened the child to come. 秦朝心说,自己这次是來比武招亲來了,还是來吓唬小孩子來了。 This long is really, was too powerful. 这长的实在是,太给力了。 Qin Chao looked under producing an inverted image in lake water, has to sigh. 秦朝看了看身下湖水中的倒映,不得不叹了口气。 It is said the lake opposite was Heavenly Secret Gate, but in this lake has the strategy, the bystander can not excel at rushing , the words that excelled at rushing, all regarded as by Heavenly Secret Gate the enemy puts to death. 据说湖对面就是天隐门了,但这湖上有着阵法,外人不得擅闯,擅闯的话,一律被天隐门视为敌人而诛杀。 Only the means of lake, travels by boat. 唯一过湖的办法,就是坐船。 This ship is the Heavenly Secret Gate ship, said according to Nine Fairy Princess, the person who all the Heavenly Secret Gate martial arts contest lives with the bride's family, must when the daily food, is 7 points of modern time to 9 points, is waiting in the small alcove of this bund, then everybody unifies to travel by boat. 这船是天隐门的船,根据九天仙妃所说,所有來天隐门比武招亲的人,都必须在每天的食时,也就是现代时间的7点到9点之间,在这湖边的小亭子里等着,然后大家统一坐船过去。 Several women of Qin Chao by family|home was being compelled, is earliest that comes. 秦朝被家里的几个女人逼着,算是來的最早的一个了。 His only son stands in this bund, looks that own producing an inverted image expressed admiration. 他独子站在这湖边,看着自己的倒映啧啧称奇。 On this welldoing, but also lives with the bride's family, perhaps goes in must by these Heavenly Secret Gate disciple, when looks for a job catches up. 就这德行,还招亲,恐怕进去就得被那些天隐门弟子当找事的赶出來。 Su Fei too has really exaggerated, must make such an appearance for a part to oneself. 苏妃实在是太夸张了,非要给自己弄这么个扮相。 Bald, Yaya. 还是个秃头,丫丫的。 First time on the head is so cool. 头一次脑袋上这么凉快。 Let alone was the cheek, you looked at clothes. 别说是脸蛋了,你看身上的衣服吧。 Does not make Qin Chao use Multiplication Coat, simulated one set of cloddish black blouse set on the body. 非让秦朝用增殖外衣,模拟出一套土里土气的黑布衫套在了身上。 Also must flow out several cracks, appeared oneself experienced hardship to the full. 还必须流出几个破洞來,显得自己饱经风霜。 Really was convinced they. 真是服气死他们了。 „I go, which you you are hit come,” “我去,兄台你这是打哪來啊,” Is shaking the head, near the ear hears one to call out in alarm suddenly. 正摇着头,耳边忽然传來一声惊呼。 Qin Chao also felt that neighbor came several people, it seems like pinches the point to participate in the person who the martial arts contest lives with the bride's family. 秦朝也感觉到附近來了好几个人,看來都是掐着点参加比武招亲的人吧。 He turns the head to look, sees only a young bookworm, leading several male servants to walk slowly. 他转头一看,只见一个白面书生,带着几个家丁缓缓走來。 That young bookworm arrogance is incomparable, a white magnificent and expensive long gown, above is embellishing golden Dragon Wen, looks at the well known riches and honor others. 那白面书生傲气无比,一身白色的华贵长袍,上面点缀着金色龙纹,一看就是有名望的富贵人家。 The young bookworm looked actually does not look own, by him not a far very thin taoist priest saw himself actually, greeted. 白面书生倒是看都不看自己一眼,倒是他旁边不远的一个挺瘦的道士看到了自己,打了个招呼。 Besides this taoist priest, several men, some wear the clothing of school, some optional appearance, it seems like participate in the person who this martial arts contest lives with the bride's family. 除了这道士之外,还有几个男子,有的穿着门派的服装,有的随意打扮,看來都是参加这比武招亲的人。 „This moon/month of martial arts contest lives with the bride's family, the scale reduced actually much,” “这月的比武招亲,倒是档次降低了不少啊,” Although that young bookworm with has not been seeing Qin Chao, but glanced his one eyes with the split vision. 那白面书生虽然沒有用正眼看秦朝,但还是用余光瞟了他一眼。 „Really was any people can participate, killed the pig also has been OK, Heavenly Secret Gate, should improve the scale of participant,” “真是什么人都能來参加了,杀猪的也可以了,天隐门,也该提高一下参赛者的档次了,” Hears the words of that young bookworm, Qin Chao thinks really a foot kicks on his facade. 听到那白面书生的话,秦朝真想一脚踢他门面上。 Ok, this time is contends in martial arts to live with the bride's family, is not stirs up trouble, endured. 算了,这次是來比武招亲的,不是來惹事的,忍了。 „Young master, this time you had Thunder Xi the super god beast, can definitely level the Heavenly Secret Gate young girl, therefore, you endure patiently for the time being first, waited to marry this Heavenly Secret Gate Sect Master, the Heavenly Secret Gate matter, was not you decides,” “少爷,这次您有了雷系的超级神兽,肯定能摆平天隐门的小妞,所以,您姑且先忍耐一下,等娶了这天隐门的门主,天隐门的事情,还不是您说了算,” A subordinate urged hastily. 一个手下连忙劝道。 „,” “正是,” That Young Master master nods. 那大少爷点点头。 „My Wang Jiuyi has Thunder dragon leopard god beast, but also cannot take her Wu Qingye,” “我王九一有雷龙豹这神兽在,还拿不下她一个吴清叶么,” In the Qin Chao heart shakes the head. 秦朝心中摇头。 Also bumps into a brain to be remnant. 又碰到一个脑残的。 „You, which you are hit come, really will not kill the pig,” “兄台,你这是打哪來啊,不会真是杀猪的吧,” Other people have sized actually up two to Qin Chao, has not paid attention. 其他人倒是对秦朝只是打量了两眼,不曾理会。 That thin taoist priest, was laughing and playing to collect actually. 倒是那瘦道士,嬉笑着凑了上來。 „I am Taihang Mountains vagrant cultivator, insufficient is the topic,” “我乃是太行山一散修,不足为題,” Qin Chao beckons with the hand casually, said that „does not know the brother is,” 秦朝随便一摆手,说道,“不知道兄又是哪位,” „Hey, this poor Daoist name in religion Hua Jian, is called the Hua Jian taoist priest, is vagrant cultivator,” “嘿嘿,贫道法号花间,人称花间道士,也是一散修,” The taoist priest hey however smiles, said that „our two are predestined friends actually, you look at them, which is not Upright Sect sends greatly,......” 那道士嘿然一笑,说道,“咱们两个倒是有缘啊,你看他们这些人,哪个不是名门大派出來的,啧啧……” „You actually not too common taoist priest,” “你倒是个不太寻常的道士啊,” Qin Chao curls the lip, „called my you, did not call the donor, was the taoist priest, but also came out to contend in martial arts to live with the bride's family, if your master knew, has not irritated,” 秦朝撇撇嘴,“叫我兄台,不叫施主,身为道士,还出來比武招亲,要是你师父知道了,还不气死了,” „Taking advantage of your auspicious words, the master of this poor Daoist was already irritated,” “借您吉言,贫道的师父早就被气死了,” That Hua Jian taoist priest actually laughs, said that „cultivates Dao Cultivation saying that what cultivates is Heavenly Dao, but Heavenly Dao Heaven and Human as One, my Hua Jian has not bumped including the women, gathers what one,” 那花间道士却是哈哈一笑,说道,“修道修道,修的是天道,天道可是天人合一,我花间连女人都沒碰过,合的哪门子一啊,” Sweat, what quibble evil this is. 汗,这是哪门子的歪理邪伦啊。 Qin Chao has been convinced this Hua Jian taoist priest. 秦朝算是服气了这花间道士了。 Wine and meat taoist priest also almost. 酒肉道士还差不多。 „Does not know how you called,” “不知道兄台怎么称呼啊,” „I called Qin 12,” “我叫秦12,” Qin Chao said had used code number. 秦朝说了一个曾经用过的代号。 „Qin 12, this name was not of pleasant to hear,” “秦12,这名字不好听啊,” That wine and meat taoist priest counted on the fingers that then frowns to say. 那酒肉道士掐指一算,然后皱着眉头说道。 „, Said,” “哦,怎么说,” Qin Chao somewhat was actually curious. 秦朝倒是有些好奇了。 His slightly same geomancy, this name actually does not have any deficiency. 他自己也略同风水,这名字倒是沒什么不妥之处啊。 „You, you looks, this Qin 12, Qin 12...... Is linked to each other words that looks, that was not Qin b,” “兄台,你看,这秦12,秦12……连在一起看的话,那不就是秦b吗,” „Scratches, this is not the modern words, how you understood,” “擦,这不是现代话么,你怎么懂得,” Qin Chao immediately waterfall perspiration. 秦朝顿时瀑布汗。 „Hey, you underestimated this poor Daoist is not, this poor Daoist was not only vagrant cultivator, but also was holding concurrent jobs the Neo-Confucianism society honor association president,” “嘿嘿,兄台小看了贫道不是,贫道不仅仅是一散修,还兼职着道学学会荣誉会长呢,” This Hua Jian taoist priest was saying, but also has pulled out own credential, looks to Qin Chao. 这花间道士说着,还掏出了自己的证件,给秦朝瞧了一眼。 This Qin Chao this corona shortly. 这一眼看的秦朝这个晕啊。 This goods are really not the what proper taoist priest. 这货果然不是神马正经道士。 Also Neo-Confucianism society honor association president, this not pit father. 还道学学会荣誉会长,这不坑爹呢么。 „Oh, looked that you this does not believe that” “哎呀,看兄台这是不信啊,” Saying, pulls out ipad to come from own universe sleeve, Qin Chao looked at one, the 3 g wireless surfer of paternal grandmother. 说着,从自己的乾坤袖里掏出一ipad來,秦朝看了一眼,奶奶的还是3g无线上网的。 „Or you your Baidu/hundred degree, this poor Daoist also has Baidu/hundred degree entry that” “要不兄台您百度一下,贫道还有百度词条那,” Qin Chao is streaming with sweat immediately. 秦朝顿时汗流浃背。 This fellow, simply is a funny guy. 这家伙,简直就是个活宝啊。 „Or you, you can select the magic arts not, must also join our societies,” “要不兄台,您会点道法不,要不要也加入我们这学会,” This fellow also started a native of Latvia. 这家伙还开始拉人了。 „Ok, I am not skilled in the magic arts, has exempted,” “算了,我可不精通道法,还是免了,” Qin Chao has rejected the good intention of this fellow hastily. 秦朝连忙拒绝了这家伙的好意。 How one said that is also the mainland only five-star general, is the Seventh Branch direct line specially appointed detective. 自己怎么说也是大陆唯一的五星上将啊,还是第七科的直系特派探员。 Possibly how to join a society of god stick, has pulled this. 怎么可能加入一个神棍的学会,太扯了这个。 „Oh, that has been a pity......” “哎呀,那太可惜了……” The Hua Jian taoist priest whispered, „has been short of 300 membership dues......” 花间道士嘀咕了一句,“少了300块会费啊……” „Ha,” “哈,” On the Qin Chao forehead the blue vein jumps. 秦朝脑门上青筋直跳。 „It is not, that anything, you is also attended the martial arts contest to live with the bride's family,” “啊不是,那什么,兄台也是來参加比武招亲的吧,” „Naturally, otherwise I come this to drop around,” “当然,不然我來这串门么,” Qin Chao curls the lip to say. 秦朝撇撇嘴说道。 „Looks at you appearance not like, that Wang Jiuyi also whispered a moment ago, you are you this Heavenly Secret Gate male servant,” “看兄台这面相不像啊,刚才那王九一还嘀咕,兄台您是不是这天隐门的家丁呢,” The Hua Jian taoist priest laughs. 花间道士哈哈一笑。 Scratches, father now on this welldoing. 擦,老子现在就这德行么。 „You so looks unfamiliar, should be the first time attended this martial arts contest to live with the bride's family,” “兄台如此面生,应该是第一次來参加这比武招亲的吧,” That Hua Jian taoist priest mouth also keeps, was asking Qin Chao. 那花间道士嘴巴也不停,一个劲地问着秦朝。 Why does not know, Qin Chao detected that other participants, look at themselves with a vision of sympathy. 不知道为何,秦朝发觉,其他的参加者,都用一种同情的目光看着自己。 It seems like these people have also received tormenting of Hua Jian taoist priest. 看來这些人也都受过花间道士的荼毒啊。 „Yes, is not good,” “是,不行么,” „Cracks a joke, this is not how good, Taihang,” “开玩笑,这怎么不行呢,太行了,” The Hua Jian taoist priest said hastily that „you you do not know, this martial arts contest lives with the bride's family, but needs the fresh blood, this poor Daoist comes every month, every month comes, finally hoped you,” 花间道士连忙说道,“兄台您是不知道啊,这比武招亲,可就需要新鲜血液啊,贫道月月來,月月來,终于把您盼來了,” „, Every month comes, you consider the big maternal aunt,” “靠,月月來,你当是來大姨妈么,” Qin Chao bears want to punch the impulsion of this taoist priest. 秦朝忍住想揍这道士的冲动。 „cough cough, that anything, you have misunderstood, what poor Dow Jones Index is the new person,” “咳咳,那什么,兄台误会了,贫道指的是新人啊,” He was saying, suddenly, has lowered the sound mystically, said. 他说着,忽然神神秘秘地,压低了声音,说道。 „12 brother has not to know that since you are the first time, these are somewhat well-mannered, feared that is you too had not understood, if this has offended others Heavenly Secret Gate custom, Heavenly Secret Gate may probably list as the object who does not welcome 12 brother,” “12兄有所不知啊,您既然是第一次來,这其中有些规矩,怕是您还不太了解,这若是触犯了人家天隐门的规矩,天隐门可就要把12兄列为不欢迎的对象了,” „Custom,” “还有规矩,” Qin Chao has gawked staring. 秦朝愣了愣。 However 12 brother...... This name. 不过12兄……这叫法。 Ok, always compared with b brother. 算了,总比b兄强啊。 „Naturally, this poor Daoist has been holding the Lei Feng spirit, the providing relief idea, has written this Heavenly Secret Gate martial arts contest guide specially,” “当然了,贫道抱着雷锋精神,济世理念,特意书写了这本天隐门比武指南,” That Hua Jian taoist priest extracts a thread-bound book from universe sleeve, gives Qin Chao, said. 那花间道士又从乾坤袖里抽出一本线装书來,递给秦朝,说道。 „Wants 250 dollars, you can instantaneously change an expert from the martial arts contest new military recruits, so long as 250, this is the kinship hemorrhage price, this poor Daoist is also sees 12 brother your familiar by face, is predestined friends with this poor Daoist, the initial cost 999, the special price 250 sell you now,” “只要250块钱,您就能瞬间从比武菜鸟变老手,只要250啊,这是亲情出血价啊,贫道也是看12兄您面善,和贫道有缘,原价999,现在特价250卖您了,” „You are remaining......” “您还是自己留着吧……” 250, Tete was appropriate. 靠,250,太特么贴切了。 „12 brother, you do not give up this 250, you think that you have attained this guide, knew Heavenly Secret Gate some customs, can smooth here has contended in martial arts, you buy my this guide now, but can also deliver you free one set of Wu Qingye style analysis, had this analysis, you first time fight with Wu Sect Master, can understand that the opposite party every gesture and motions, you can win like this, you won, Heavenly Secret Gate is not your, you also care about this 250,” “12兄,您可别舍不得这250啊,您想啊,您拿到了这指南,知道了天隐门的一些规矩,就能顺顺利利的在这里比武了,您现在买我这本指南,还能免费送您一套吴清叶招式简析,有了这本简析,您就算第一次和吴门主交手,也能了解到对方的一招一式,这样您就能取胜,您取胜了,天隐门不就是您的,您还在乎这250么,” This fellow glib lips are really agile. 靠,这家伙嘴皮子还真利落。 Such powerful reason, can make him give saying that too broke off good. 这么强悍的理由,都能让他给说出來,太牛掰了。 This buddy is not suitable to be the taoist priest, is more suitable to make the marketing. 这哥们不适合做道士,更适合做市场营销。 Paternal grandmother claw. 奶奶个爪的。 „Snort,” “哼,” Has not waited for Qin Chao to answer, nearby young bookworm Wang Jiuyi actually first opened the mouth. 沒等秦朝搭腔,一旁的白面书生王九一却先开口了。 His cold snort|hum, said. 他冷哼一声,说道。 „Can win the Wu Qingye person, only then my Wang Jiuyi, you, are the trash,” “能赢了吴清叶的人,只有我王九一,你们,都是垃圾,” ================================================ ================================================ Zhang Tui evil base friend «Career of new book ~@ Dark green Teacher», looked that the book title knew, this book the metropolis novel of evil, warm-blooded youth class, everybody remembers that supports yo ~ 章推一下邪恶基友的新书~@《苍老师的职业生涯》,看书名就知道了,这书有多邪恶,热血青春类的都市小说,大家记得去捧场呦~