Chapter 1649 underpants fight 第1649章内裤保卫战 This, what may hit that fly is seven meat eight elements. 这一下,可把那苍蝇撞的是七荤八素的。 „Fuck...... Is it possible that the Uncle guidance has gone bad,” “卧槽……大爷的导航莫非坏了,” The fly was dizzy to transfer, looks at Qin Chao. 苍蝇晕乎乎地转了过來,看着秦朝。 „Comes one time again,” “再來一次,” Qin Chao puts out a hand, one flings toward side. 秦朝一伸手,往旁边一甩。 The body of fly flew immediately, hits on another nearby computer screen. 苍蝇的身体顿时自己飞了出去,撞到另一旁的电脑屏幕上。 „,” “啪,” That fly pain shouted. 那苍蝇疼的嚷了出來。 „Uncle, Uncle you were too ruthless, has forgiven slightly,” “大爷,大爷您太狠了,饶了小的吧,” This fly knew that has met the fierce role, begs for mercy to say hastily. 这苍蝇自知遇到了厉害的角色,连忙求饶道。 „You are really the variation,” “您果然是变异的,” „Scratches, you are variation, pinches you to consider as finished,” “擦,你才是变异的,捏死你算了,” Qin Chao puts out a hand. 秦朝又伸出手來。 „No, no, Uncle, small has made a mistake,” “别,别,大爷,小的错了,” The fly continues to beg for mercy hastily, „small collecting many years of crumbly bread contributes, gives Uncle you, only asked Uncle to forgive slightly, small lived one not to be easy,” 苍蝇连忙继续求饶,“小的把珍藏多年的面包屑贡献出來,交给大爷您,只求大爷饶过小的吧,小的活一把不容易啊,” Collects many years of crumbly bread...... 珍藏多年的面包屑…… Qin Chao asked for mercy. 秦朝告饶了。 „Considers as finished, to me, your food you remains is eating,” “算了算了,离我远一点,你的食物你自己留着吃吧,” „Uncle you are really kindhearted,” “大爷您真是菩萨心肠啊,” This fly also believes in Buddhism. 得,这苍蝇还信佛。 Also is, the Buddhist is fastidious about six all living things. 也是,佛家讲究六道众生。 Every all living things, can cherish Buddha-nature. 凡是众生,都可以心怀佛性。 „Uncle, since you to small is so good, small also has no alternative but to repay you, otherwise small feeling sorry,” “大爷,既然您对小的这么好,小的也不能不报答您,不然小的过意不去,” The fly said suddenly. 苍蝇忽然说道。 „Repayment,” “报答,” Qin Chao this depression, oneself take a fly to repay anything. 秦朝这个郁闷,自己要一个苍蝇报答什么。 „Uncle, you with small comes, small leads you to look at a good thing, absolute good thing, crumbly bread anything compares with it, simply is the dregs,” “大爷,您跟小的來,小的带您看一个好东西,绝对的好东西啊,面包屑什么的和它比起來,简直就是渣啊,” „,” “哦,” Is it possible that this fly can also bring itself to find the rare treasure that any Divine Immortal keeps. 莫非这苍蝇还能带自己找到什么神仙留下來的异宝。 The Qin Chao look moves. 秦朝神色一动。 Remembered Bai Yuandai to find nine Yang Shen (Divine Yang) merit in the past shamelessly. 想起当年白猿带着张无忌找到九阳神功。 Is it possible that this fly can also get itself to see big law in any legend and so on. 莫非这苍蝇也能领自己见到什么传说中的大法之类的。 It seems like during is dark, God to oneself good. 看來冥冥之中,老天爷对自己还是不错的嘛。 Qin Chao nods, „that good, leading me to pass,” 秦朝点点头,“那好吧,带我过去,” „Uncle, you come up, small carries on the back you to go,” “大爷,您上來吧,小的驮着您去,” Fly back wing. 苍蝇亮亮背后的翅膀。 Qin Chao backs up immediately two steps, „considers as finished, I will fly,” 秦朝顿时倒退两步,“算了,我自己会飞,” „Uncle you will crack a joke, you have not been winged,” “大爷您真会开玩笑,您又沒长翅膀,” Qin Chao lifts the foot, floats in airborne. 秦朝一抬脚,漂浮在空中。 „Uncle is really the Deity,” “大爷真乃神人也,” The fly cannot bear two shine immediately, flatters again and again. 苍蝇顿时忍不住两眼放光,连连拍着马屁。 „Good, leads me to have a look at the treasure quickly,” “好了好了,快带我去看看宝贝吧,” „Hey, Uncle with small comes,” “嘿嘿,大爷跟小的來吧,” The fly was saying, humming sound flew. 苍蝇说着,嗡嗡地飞了起來。 Qin Chao follows in its. 秦朝跟在它的身后。 „This brat actually also chatted with the fly such happy,” “这臭小子竟然跟苍蝇也聊的这么欢,” At this time, in the middle of the faintly recognizable purple palace, Luo Nie sees outside one, cannot bear curl the lip. 此时,在飘渺紫府当中,罗涅看到外面的一幕,忍不住撇嘴。 „Old fogy, knows to peep,” “老家伙,就知道偷窥,” Luo De satirized in side. 罗德在旁边讽刺道。 „Scratches, you when he sexually harass Yu Lu, direct-current saliva that does not look,” “擦,你丫在他调戏余露的时候,不也看的直流口水吗,” Luo Nie uncovers the Luo De ins and outs hastily. 罗涅连忙揭罗德的老底。 „Nonsense, this is worried about Youngster Qin puts on the man wholeheartedly, the vigilant heart drops, this place is also helps him pay attention to the surrounding dangerous anything,” “胡说八道,本座是担心秦小子一心扑在男人身上,警惕心下降,本座也是帮他注意周围危险啥的,” „, Your this tiny tot will find the excuse to oneself,” “靠,你这小不点真会给自己找借口,” Luo Nie cannot bear despise. 罗涅忍不住鄙视。 „You are not, old codger,” “你不也是,老不死,” Luo De does not make concessions. 罗德丝毫不退让。 „, Does not lower oneself to the same level with your this tiny tot, but the brat was also too odd, unexpectedly and fly chatted was so happy,” “靠,不跟你这小不点一般见识,不过臭小子也太离谱了,竟然和苍蝇聊的这么开心,” „Because he has the Buddha-nature,” “因为他身怀佛性,” Luo De said that „and my this demon, your this immortal is different, Youngster Qin is three cultivates, Buddha demon immortal, but in, affects in a big way to him, should the Buddha-nature,” 罗德说道,“和我这魔,你这个仙不同,秦小子乃是三修,佛魔仙,但其中,对他影响最大的,应该还是佛性,” „Right, Buddhist tasteful all living things equality, our immortal is Heaven and Human as One, your demon is most ignominious, conceited,” “沒错,佛家讲究众生平等,我们仙是天人合一,你们魔最可耻,唯我独尊,” „Which your immortal was good to go, only cultivated own goods,” “你们仙好哪去了,都是只修炼自己的货,” „Practices moral culture the Qi Jia governing even world,” “修身齐家治国平天下,” Luo Nie argued immediately that „does not fix oneself body first, how to discuss other,” 罗涅立刻辩解,“不先修好己身,如何谈别的,” „Resulted, quick do not look to give a pretext to oneself,” “得了吧,快别给自己找借口了,” Luo De curls the lip, „in this world unprincipled person these many, how have not looked at your Immortal coming out tube one,” 罗德撇撇嘴,“这个世界上坏人这么多,怎么沒看你们仙人出來管一管,” „Person is doing, the day is looking, these unprincipled people sooner or later must by the retribution,” “人在做,天在看,那些坏人迟早要遭报应的,” „Scratches, that is the Karma theory of circulation of Buddhist, you toward you on set of anything, are not concerned about face,” “擦,那是佛家的因果循环理论,你往你们身上套什么,要脸不,” „You shut up, shouted you again expels the faintly recognizable purple palace,” “你闭嘴,再嚷把你赶出飘渺紫府,” „, Knows that said the matter with this, has the skill to hit King of Fighters 98, our Skill/KungFu is clear,” “靠,就知道拿这个说事,有本事打把拳皇98,咱真功夫见分晓,” „Scratches, fears you, previous time Li Yin that girl kibitzs to you, you can be victorious the eight gods of this immortal,” “擦,怕你啊,上次要不是离音那丫头给你支招,你能打得过本仙的八神吗,” „You also felt all right saying that the imaginary that girl has also supplied ideas to you good, your was not concerned about face,” “你还好意思说,幻那丫头也给你出谋划策了好不好,你个不要脸的,” „Becoming, this time no one let the dragon females help, we look at own skill,” “成,这次谁都别让龙女们帮忙,咱看自己本事,” „Comes, fears you to be inadequate,” “來就來,怕你不成,” Qin Chao naturally does not know that in within the body two old fogies cook up one group, he sees the treasure in fly mouth at this time, immediately a heavy line of face. 秦朝自然不知道体内两个老家伙又炒成一团,他此时看到苍蝇口中的宝贝,顿时一脸的黑线。 In white small is hanging there, opens the breeze that the window is insufflating along with side, flutters slightly. 一条白色的小内内正挂在那里,随着旁边开着的窗户吹进來的小风,微微飘动。 „Uncle, you looked that this is the treasure of slightly saying,” “大爷,您看,这就是小的说的宝贝,” An excitement of that fly face, in the gigantic two eyeballs braves the green light, „, the flavor of this thing may be more nice-smelling compared with my crumbly bread, simply is immortal, heard that previous, is refreshing,” 那苍蝇一脸的兴奋,硕大的两颗眼珠子里直冒绿光,“嘿嘿嘿,这东西的味道可比俺的面包屑好闻多了,啧啧啧,简直就是仙物啊,闻上一口,神清气爽啊,” Saying, in must toward that be small to swoop. 说着,就要向着那小内内飞扑过去。 Qin Chao direct foot this male servant kicking. 秦朝直接一脚把这厮给踢飞了。 Scratched, has made for quite a while, the treasure in this fellow mouth, was the Li Xue underpants. 擦,弄了半天,这家伙口中的宝物,原來就是李雪的内裤。 It seems like is underpants that Li Xue just changed, washed to dry in the sun here. 看來是李雪刚换下的内裤,洗好了晾在这里的。 Li Xue should manage a household the office, here lives. 李雪应该又是把办公室当家了,在这里生活來着。 This year the head, has not thought including the fly such color. 这年头,沒想到连苍蝇都这么色。 Oh, like such chaste person, almost became extinct. 唉,像自己这么纯洁的人,几乎已经绝种了吧。 Qin Chao lies down in the Li Xue underpants, like of cradle, cannot bear mumble. 秦朝躺在李雪的内裤里,像摇篮似的荡來荡去,忍不住嘟囔道。 „Uncle...... Also makes small going in swing......” “大爷……也让小的进去荡一荡吧……” The fly looks in side pitifully. 苍蝇可怜巴巴地在旁边看着。 „No way, later does not permit to approach here, otherwise this Uncle chokes to death you,” “门都沒有,以后不准靠近这里,否则本大爷掐死你,” Qin Chao raises up a middle finger, told that fly, „after here, was the Uncle domain,” 秦朝竖起一根中指,告诉那苍蝇,“这里以后是本大爷的地盘了,” „Good......” “好吧……” The fly wood has the means that who makes opposite party fierce. 苍蝇木有办法,谁让对方比自己厉害呢。 Worthily is the variation fellow. 不愧是变异的家伙。 Also will drink another day a that pollution the water. 改天自己也喝点那污染的水去。 Perhaps can turn into the fly to exceed others in ability also perhaps. 说不定能变成苍蝇超人也说不定。 When the time comes, must wrest away this treasure. 到时候,一定要霸占这个宝贝。 The fly has gotten down a great ambition to oneself. 苍蝇对自己下了一个伟大的志向。 At this time, near the ear actually suddenly has heard a shouting sound. 就在这时候,耳边却忽然传來了一阵嚷声。 „The above person is listening to me, here is the domains of our king, other people drew back immediately,” “上面的人给我听着,这里是我们王的地盘,其他人等立刻退出去,” Qin Chao and that fly downward look immediately. 秦朝和那苍蝇顿时往下一看。 My goodness. 好家伙。 Qin Chao cannot bear be startled. 就连秦朝都忍不住吃了一惊。 That is anything. 那是啥。 Long was too familiar. 长的太熟悉了吧。 The brown brings a transparent helmet and armor, rows of dense and numerous legs. 棕色带点透明的盔甲,一排排密密麻麻的腿。 The head is saluting two whiskers...... 头顶带着两个触须…… Damn, this is not Little Qiang (cockroach) in legend. 我勒个草,这不是传说中的小强么。 That Little Qiang (cockroach) appearance, is actually very in a threatening manner scary. 那小强气势汹汹地模样,倒是挺吓人的。 „Here is the domains of our king, does not want dead immediately get lost,” “这里是我们王的地盘,不想死的立刻滚出去,” The fellow shouts. 那家伙嚷道。 „Uncle, we run,” “大爷,我们快跑吧,” The fly wept and wailed suddenly, „these fellows were here overlord, then may be bad,” 苍蝇忽然哭喊起來,“这些家伙是这里的霸主啊,这下可糟了,” „Overlord,” “霸主,” Qin Chao gawked, in animal also had such a saying. 秦朝愣了一下,动物里还有这么一说。 „Right, they are here most formidable biology, other living thing are not their matches,” “沒错,他们是这里最强大的生物,其他的生物都不是他们的对手,” Worthily is Little Qiang (cockroach), here lorded it over unexpectedly. 不愧是小强啊,竟然都在这里称王称霸了。 The fly shouts hastily, „Uncle, we walk quickly, does not walk, must be finished,” 苍蝇连忙嚷道,“大爷,我们快走吧,再不走,就要完蛋了,” „It is not good,” “不行,” Qin Chao the brow selects immediately, „this Uncle must pledge to fight to the death to protect the Li Xue underpants,” 秦朝顿时眉头一挑,“本大爷要誓死保护李雪的内裤,” „It seems like you do not want to walk,” “看來你们是不想走了,” That Little Qiang (cockroach) the tooth palate, „that do not blame me not being impolite in a flash,” 那小强一晃牙腭,“那就别怪我不客气了,” Saying, him whiz whiz was climbing up on nearby wall, then, a following wing vibrated. 说着,他嗖嗖地爬上了一旁的墙壁上,然后,后面的一对翅膀震动了一下。 This cockroach jumped instantaneously, jumps is very high, shook the tooth palate to turn toward Qin Chao to nip. 这蟑螂瞬间跳了起來,跳的还挺高,晃着牙腭就向着秦朝咬了过來。 „Had been finished......” “完蛋了……” The fly has covered own eye, as if not endure to look at following one. 苍蝇捂住了自己的眼睛,似乎不忍看下面的一幕。 „Died,” “死去,” Is the underpants securer, the Qin Chao skill is not weak. 身为内裤保卫者,秦朝的身手可不弱。 His palm pinches, immediately, the body of that cockroach is split up, scatters place. 他手掌一掐,顿时,那蟑螂的身体就四分五裂,散落一地。 The fly is surprised. 苍蝇大吃一惊。 This is any move. 这是什么招数。 „Small cockroach, dares in front of this Uncle dissolute,” “小小蟑螂,也敢在本大爷面前放肆,” Qin Chao sways on the underpants, „starting today, here was the Uncle domain, entering, death,” 秦朝在内裤上晃來晃去,“从今天开始,这里就是本大爷的地盘了,擅入者,死,” During the speeches, Qin Chao stared in a big way the eye suddenly. 说话间,秦朝突然瞪大了眼睛。 Because, he sees, in this surrounding corner, crawls suddenly tan Little Qiang (cockroach). 因为,他看到,这周围的角落里,忽然爬出來一只只黄褐色的小强。 These fellows form groups, are getting more and more. 这些家伙成群结队的,越來越多。 Suddenly, in the ground, on wall, everywhere is. 眨眼之间,地面上,墙壁上,到处都是。 Just like has become a regiment. 俨然成了一个军团了。 Shit...... 我勒个去…… Qin Chao could not bear swallow saliva. 秦朝忍不住吞了一口口水。 In this Li Xue office, how so many Little Qiang (cockroach). 这李雪的办公室里,怎么会有这么多的小强。 „Hateful, is who dares to cause trouble in our domains,” “可恶,是谁敢在我们的地盘上闹事,” Little Qiang (cockroach) sees the corpse of companion, cannot bear shout. 一个小强看到同伴的尸体,忍不住嚷道。 „Is he, that sits in our king newly scheduled throne above fellow,” “是他,那个坐在我们大王新预定宝座上面的家伙,” New scheduled throne. 新预定的宝座。 Miserable, sentimental that Little Qiang (cockroach) is also the color stick. 惨,感情那小强也是个色棍啊。 „My goodness, get lost from our king scheduled thrones,” “好家伙,从我们大王预定的宝座上面滚下來,” One crowd of Little Qiang (cockroach) exclaimed immediately. 一群小强顿时吼道。 „Otherwise has killed you,” “不然杀了你,” „Uncle, Uncle we run,” “大爷,大爷我们快跑吧,” The fly has been scared, a how huge army. 苍蝇都吓傻了,多么庞大的一支军队啊。 „Runs, in my dictionary does not have this character,” “跑,我的字典里就沒这个字,” Qin Chao selects the brow immediately, „I must pledge to fight to the death to guard this underpants, does not allow these fellows to tarnish absolutely,” 秦朝顿时一挑眉头,“我要誓死守卫这条内裤,绝对不允许这些家伙來玷污,” „Young fellow, it seems like you have refused to be convinced until one is faced with grim reality,” “好小子,看來你是不见棺材不落泪了,” My goodness, the trivial cockroach, speaks the proverb unexpectedly. 好家伙,区区一蟑螂,竟然还会俗语。 „Brothers, on, making him experience our fierce,” “兄弟们,上,让他见识见识咱们的厉害,” „,” “嗷嗷嗷,” Immediately, these cockroach were insane. 顿时,这些蟑螂都疯了。 Fast climbed up the wall, then threw toward Qin Chao threateningly. 一个个飞快地爬上了墙壁,然后张牙舞爪地向着秦朝扑了过來。 Suddenly, dense and numerous cockroach, actually very scary. 一时间,密密麻麻的蟑螂,倒是十分的骇人。 „Dies,” “都去死,” Qin Chao where will fear these gadget. 秦朝哪里会惧怕这些玩意。 He stands on the underpants, about both hands wields. 他站在内裤上面,双手左右一挥。 „Ling'er, hot thunder,” “灵儿,火雷,” „Kacha,” “咔嚓,” The red thunder and lightning wreaks havoc instantaneously in this room. 红色的雷电瞬间肆虐在这屋子里面。 Control of Qin Chao to the strength is proper, these hot thunder spread, opens together the lattice. 秦朝对力量的控制非常到位,这些火雷散布出去,张开一道网状。 These Little Qiang (cockroach) hit above, in abundance electricity has become the powder powder. 那些小强撞到上面,纷纷电成了齑粉。 But the other things in underpants and room, had not actually been affected, 而内裤和屋子里的其他东西,却沒有受到影响,