The wondrous use of Chapter 1415 village cell phone 第1415章山寨手机的妙用 „Is anything, this place waits for you to take,” “是什么,本座等着你拿出來,” Qin Chao is also motionless, stands there, is holding the arm, waits to look that Xiao Pan can put out any nice magic weapon. 秦朝也不动,站在那里,抱着胳膊,等着看萧畔能拿出什么像样的法宝來。 „Snort, you look when the time comes should not be surprised,” “哼,你看着,到时候别太惊讶,” Xiao Pan was saying, pulls out in hundred valuable pouches, immediately pulls out Qin Chao really surprisedly to the incorrect thing. 萧畔说着,在百宝囊里一掏,顿时掏出一件秦朝真的惊讶到不行的东西來。 „Ding ding ding, sees not to have, this is your Mortal Realm magic weapon, ha,” “当当当,看到沒,这是你们凡人界的法宝,哈哈哈,” Qin Chao looks at Xiao Pan is taking that magic weapon. 秦朝看着萧畔拿着的那个法宝。 Unexpectedly is the cell phone. 竟然是手机。 Moreover, is the most ancient mobile phone. 而且,还是最古老的大哥大。 Damn, which type this fellow must make. 我勒个草,这家伙是要闹哪样。 „Ahem, I may listen to Yin Yanpeng that fellow saying that this thing, can play any thousand li(500 km) to send greetings . Moreover, is the range of entire world, my megaphone, definitely relation on female apprentice Senior Brother they, I did not use this, calls reinforcements, they, may be fiercer than me, when the time comes, can definitely completely routed that you hit,” “哼哼,我可听殷延鹏那家伙说了,这东西,能玩什么千里传音呢,而且,是整个世界的范围,我的传声筒,肯定联系不上师姐师兄他们了,我就用这个,來叫援兵,他们两个,可比我厉害多了,到时候,肯定能把你打的落花流水,” Saying, him was turning on that mobile phone, sees the above numeric keyboard, has pulled out several, suddenly was lost in thought. 说着,他打开了那大哥大,看到上面的数字键,抽了几眼,忽然陷入了沉思。 Crossed for a long time, he asked. 过了许久,他问道。 „That...... How this thing uses,” “那个……这个东西怎么用,” „......” “……” Qin Chao this speechless. 秦朝这个无语啊。 „Hit your female apprentice Senior Brother mobile number to be good,” “打你师姐师兄的手机号就行了,” „...... I know that actually I test you,” “哦哦哦……我知道的,其实我就是考考你,” A Xiao Pan natural appearance. 萧畔一副理所应当的模样。 He puts out a hand, has gesticulated several on that telephone, suddenly also asked. 他伸出手來,在那电话上比划了几下,忽然又问道。 „Hits,” “怎么打,” „Damn, you do not test me,” “我勒个草,你不是考考我吗,” Qin Chao this speechless. 秦朝这个无语。 „Saw that the above numeric keyboard does not have,” “看到上面的数字键沒有,” „Saw, but these marks are quite strange, is anything that you said...... Numeric keyboard,” “看到了,不过这些符号好奇怪,就是你说的什么……数字键,” Where Xiao Pan knows the Arabic numerals. 萧畔哪里认识阿拉伯数字。 „Shit,” “我勒个去,” Qin Chao does not have the means that jumps, suddenly appears side Xiao Pan, had a scare Xiao Pan. 秦朝沒办法,一纵身,忽然出现在萧畔身边,把萧畔吓了一跳。 „You, you do not bring to play, I am useless the magic weapon,” “你,你不带玩赖的,我还沒用法宝呢,” „I do not punch you, how I must teach you to use the telephone,” “我沒要揍你,我要教你怎么用电话,” Qin Chao showed the whites of the eyes, takes that mobile phone, is pointing at the above nine numeric keyboards, „favored, this thing called the numeric keyboard, this was 1, this was 2......” 秦朝翻了个白眼,拿过那大哥大來,指着上面的九个数字键,“看好了,这东西叫数字键,这是1,这是2……” He with teaching child, but must teach the Arabic numerals. 他就跟教小孩子似的,还得把阿拉伯数字教一遍。 But that Xiao Pan actually seemingly is the small talent of this convenience, only listened, all remembered. 但那萧畔却貌似是这方便的小天才,只听了一遍,就全记住了。 „, I knew, originally is so interesting,” “哦哦哦,我知道了,原來这么有趣,” Xiao Pan was interested greatly, takes telephone to hold appreciatively several. 萧畔大感兴趣,拿着电话把玩了几下。 „Was good, I must look for the foreign aid now yo, you may probably be careful,” “好了,我现在要找外援了呦,你可要小心了,” „Looks quickly, this not that many patience,” “快找,本座沒那么多耐心,” Qin Chao this depression, bumps into a silly ghost. 秦朝这个郁闷,怎么碰到一个糊涂鬼。 Do not need him to help itself in Mortal Realm luckily, what he settle on is only he talent in refiner. 幸好自己不需要他在凡人界帮助自己,自己看中的只是他在炼器方面的天赋罢了。 Also, he understanding Ancient Eight Sects. 还有,他对上古八门的了解。 One to Ancient Eight Sects, it may be said that know nothing, has the words that he helps, should be able to understand some. 自己对上古八门,可谓是一无所知,有他帮忙的话,应该就可以多了解一些。 Knows oneself and other side to be undefeated in many battles. 正所谓,知己知彼百战不殆嘛。 „Oh...... Right, my Sister Senior Brother many numbers are coming,” “嗯嗯嗯……对了,我师兄师姐多少号來着,” Vision of his seeking help, fluttered to Qin Chao. 他求助性的目光,又飘向了秦朝。 „Damn, where I know,” “我勒个草,我哪里知道,” Qin Chao this upset. 秦朝这个闹心啊。 The words said that two antiques, will have the cell phone. 话说,那两个老古董,会有手机吗。 „Ok, tries their records of one's horoscope,” “算了,试试他们的生辰八字吧,” Fuck, this. 卧槽,这都可以。 Xiao Pan has pressed several on the cell phone, finally has pressed down the dial key. 萧畔在手机上按了几下,最后按下了拨号键。 Only hears in the telephone to spread a graceful female voice. 只听到电话里传出一阵优雅的女声。 „Sorry, your telephone the money owed engine off, please continue pays the phone bill......” “对不起,您的电话已欠费停机,请您续交话费……” „Well, what I input is the record of one's horoscope of Senior Brother, sound that braves the woman,” “咦,我输入的是师兄的生辰八字啊,怎么冒出來女人的动静,” A Xiao Pan also puzzled appearance. 萧畔还一副不解的模样。 „Your arrearage......” “你的手机欠费了……” Qin Chao this waterfall perspiration. 秦朝这个瀑布汗。 You dare comedy a point. 您敢更搞笑一点么。 „Money owed, what is the money owed,” “欠费,什么叫欠费,” „Did not have money, cannot telephone,” “就是沒钱了,不能打电话了,” „Ha, Mortal Realm telephones also to ask for money,” “哈,凡人界打电话还要钱,” „Nonsense, naturally, why Mortal Realm must spend to be good, hits the artillery also to buy the sheath,” “废话,当然,凡人界干什么都要花钱好不好,打炮还得买套子呢,” „Em, could not understand you to say anything...... However, my this magic weapon......” “额,听不懂你说什么……不过,我这法宝……” „Your this magic weapon is not easy-to-use,” “你这法宝不好用了,” Qin Chao shrugs the shoulders, „also has other any skills, with,” 秦朝耸耸肩膀,“还有什么其他的本事,用出來吧,” „I, I did not have other good magic weapons......” “我,我沒有其他的好法宝了……” A grievance of Xiao Pan face, „hum, I am because listened to Yin Yanpeng saying that this treasure was very good, I complied to descend the mountain to help his, the swindler, this swindler, he has deceived me, I did not manage, I must return to the school, I must return to the school...... Heavens, how the school returns......” 萧畔一脸的委屈,“呜呜,我就是因为听殷延鹏说这个宝贝很好,我才答应要下山帮他的,骗子,这个骗子,他骗了我,我不管了,我要回门派,我要回门派……天啊,门派怎么回啊……” Saying, this fellow was starting to wipe tears unexpectedly. 说着,这家伙竟然开始抹眼泪了。 The Qin Chao cold sweat got down. 秦朝的冷汗又下來了。 This fellow, is how same as the child. 这家伙,怎么跟小孩一样。 „Considers as finished, is not a magic weapon, I give you and that's the end,” “算了算了,不就是一个法宝么,我给你就是了,” Qin Chao was saying, took own village cell phone, has removed inside cell phone card while convenient. 秦朝说着,把自己的山寨手机拿了出來,顺便去掉了里面的手机卡。 The cell phone card cannot to him, the telephone be actually indifferent. 手机卡可不能给他,电话倒是无所谓。 „This is anything,” “这是什么,” „Cell phone, is in your mouth the Mortal Realm magic weapon,” “手机啊,就是你口中凡人界的法宝,” „You deceived people,” “你骗人,” Xiao Pan shouts immediately, „you look at your this, above does not have including the antenna, how possibly was the cell phone, Yin Yanpeng saying that the cell phone needed a big antenna, can the received signal,” 萧畔顿时嚷道,“你看你这个,上面连天线都沒有,怎么可能是手机,殷延鹏说了,手机都需要一根大大的天线,才能接收信号的,” „He deceives your,” “他骗你的,” Qin Chao simple the local area said that „the present cell phone, already did not need antenna such two things, you are taking this, another day I will manage a cell phone card to you, you can telephone to play,” 秦朝干脆了当地说道,“现在的手机,早就不需要天线那么二的东西了,你拿着这个,改天我给你办一张手机卡,你就能打电话玩了,” „, This, is really a cell phone,” “哦,这个,真的是手机,” „Naturally . Moreover, my this high level, not only can telephone, but can also play the game,” “当然,而且,我这个更高级,不仅仅能打电话,还能玩游戏,” „Plays the game, anything plays the game,” “玩游戏,什么是玩游戏,” Xiao Pan blinks. 萧畔眨眨眼睛。 „Is this, you look,” “就是这个,你看,” Qin Chao was saying, jumped in the cell phone an only game, the tetris. 秦朝说着,跳到了手机里唯一的一个游戏,俄罗斯方块。 „Sees not to have, the thing that this game, you use these giving, including the same place, can eliminate a standard, side is the integral, the integral that more many of eliminating, result are more, if has piled up with, you lost, above record is my integral, more than 10,000 points, unmanned can break at present,” “看到沒有,这个游戏,你用这几个给的东西,连到一起,就能消除一格,旁边是积分,消除的越多,得的积分就越多,如果堆满了,你就输了,上面记录里是我的积分,10000多分,目前还无人能破呢,” This, is the pride of Qin Chao university time. 这个,可是秦朝大学时候的骄傲。 „This, such interesting......” “这,这么有趣……” Xiao Pan meets, has manipulated two, started to become addicted unexpectedly. 萧畔接到手中來,摆弄了两下,竟然开始上瘾了。 He is pressing screen, two brave bright light. 他啪啪啪地按着屏幕,两眼冒着精光。 „Oh, I eliminated successfully, now I need a stick, I wanted the stick,” “哎呀哎呀,我消除成功了,现在我需要一根棒棒,我要棒棒,” Fuck, this too evil this. 卧槽,这太邪恶了这个。 Looks, Qin Chao that wholly absorbed Xiao Pan plays suddenly has actually won the cell phone. 看着萧畔玩的专心致志的,秦朝却突然夺走了手机。 „Hey hey hey, do you do, I must attain the stick to be good immediately,” “喂喂喂,你干什么,我马上就要拿到棒棒了,” Xiao Pan anxious resembles with that anything. 萧畔急的跟那什么似的。 „Our bets have not completed,” “我们的打赌还沒完成呢,” Qin Chao shrugs the shoulders, „first continues, then said that this thing, is I must leave my personal servant,” 秦朝耸耸肩膀,“先继续,再说吧,这个东西,是我要留给我的跟班的,” „I, I did not have the magic weapon that anything can use......” “我,我沒有什么能用的法宝了……” The eye of Xiao Pan had not left the Qin Chao village cell phone. 萧畔的眼睛一直沒离开秦朝的山寨手机。 „You admitted defeat,” “那你就是认输了,” „I, I......” “我,我……” Xiao Pan some are not as if willingly, but Qin Chao, then shook own cell phone. 萧畔似乎有些不甘心,而秦朝呢,则是晃了晃自己的手机。 „I, I complied,” “我,我答应了,” Xiao Pan for the cell phone, for the tetris, clenched teeth finally, complied, „, but, you must lead me to look that were more amusingly, was good,” 萧畔为了手机,为了俄罗斯方块,最后一咬牙,答应了,“但是,你要带我去看更多更多好玩的,才行,” „Relax, amusing many,” “放心,好玩的很多呢,” In the Qin Chao heart laughs in one's heart, mother's fucking cunt, has not thought really that 300 village cell phones, bought over a Ancient Eight Sects refiner master unexpectedly. 秦朝心中暗笑,马勒戈壁的,真沒想到,一个300块的山寨手机,竟然收买了一个上古八门的炼器高手。 „Mortal Realm other are not many, is these amusing things are many,” “凡人界别的不多,就是这些好玩的东西多,” „Oh...... Ended, I actually betrayed Sect......” “唉……完了,我竟然背叛了师门了……” Xiao Pan from the hand of Qin Chao, received the cell phone impatiently once more, then cannot bear shake the head, „, if made the master know, certainly must pat me,” 萧畔从秦朝的手里,迫不及待地再次接过手机,然后忍不住摇头,“要是让师父知道了,肯定要拍死我了,” „You like cultivating virtue in order to become an immortal,” “你喜欢修仙,” „Does not like, was arid...... I like manipulating something anything, refines all kinds of magic weapons, is my most loves,” “不喜欢,枯燥死了……我更喜欢摆弄一些东西什么的,还有炼制各种各样的法宝,是我的最爱,” Xiao Pan is hitting the tetris, while said. 萧畔一边打着俄罗斯方块,一边说道。 Qin Chao looks at his excited appearance, suddenly remembered itself to discover the mechanical games that Mother hid from the family|home in childhood, played the tetris the appearance. 秦朝看着他那个兴奋模样,忽然想起自己小时候从家里找出老妈藏起來的游戏机,玩俄罗斯方块的样子。 At that time, the spoiled child just emerged, this type can play the tetris the palm machine is the mainstream entertainment tool. 那时候,小霸王刚兴起,这种能玩俄罗斯方块的掌机才是主流的娱乐工具。 „Right, since you do not like cultivating virtue in order to become an immortal, why must stay in Ancient Eight Sects,” “对啊,既然你不喜欢修仙,干嘛要在上古八门呆着呢,” Qin Chao said with a smile, „this here, this will not compel you to practice,” 秦朝笑道,“在本座这里,本座不会逼着你修炼的,” „Really,” “真的,” Xiao Pan looks at Qin Chao surprisedly, „your school, does not need the strength excel master,” 萧畔惊讶地看着秦朝,“你们门派,难道不需要实力高强的高手吗,” Trains disciple to mature, becomes the nucleus of school, this is each school at the matter of doing. 培养弟子成才,成为门派的中坚力量,这是每一个门派都在做的事情。 „We need certainly, but is not you,” “我们当然需要,但不是你,” Qin Chao said with a smile, „you liked the refiner, then why we did not let your many refiners, came to serve for the school, compelling you to practice, you could not practice, but also delayed your refiner, gain does not equal the loss, therefore, this place never threateningly made itself not the matter that liked handling, you this here, were you to like doing good,” 秦朝笑道,“你更喜欢炼器,那么为何我们不让你多炼器,來为门派服务呢,逼着你修炼,你又修炼不上去,还耽误你炼器,岂不是得不偿失了,所以,本座从來不逼人做自己不喜欢做的事情,你在本座这里,做你喜欢做的就好,” „, Too, was too good,” “太,太,太棒了,” Xiao Pan is happy, „I discovered that I do not have white with your, good, but, my also request,” 萧畔乐得不行,“我发现,我沒白跟着你哈,那好吧,不过,我还有一个要求,” „Anything requests, said that” “什么要求,说,” „I not with Tai Yi Sect for enemy, therefore, if Sister Senior Brother, or our school asks you to trouble, I will not get rid absolutely,” “我不会和太一门为敌的,所以,如果师兄师姐,或者我们门派找你麻烦,我绝对不会出手,” „You also want to go back,” “那你还想回去,” „That, in school quite will not be bored, now I was your Luocha(Rakshasa) Sect person, if Sister Senior Brother, my master asked me to trouble, you must carry on the shoulder for me,” “那不会的,门派里好无聊的,现在我是你罗刹门的人了哈,要是师兄师姐,还有我师父找我麻烦,你也要为我扛着,” Xiao Pan said grinningly. 萧畔笑嘻嘻地说道。 The Qin Chao some not good feeling, how he thought suddenly that seemed like was also swindled was the same. 秦朝忽然有些不好的感觉,他怎么觉得,貌似自己也上当了一样。 „Your master favors you,” “你师父宠你么,” „Favors very much, moreover he sends to me by the great expectations,” “很宠啊,而且他对我寄以厚望的,” Xiao Pan was saying, „, because, my talent morals True Fire, cultivates the Magic Tool rare talent,” 萧畔说着,“因为,我天赋道德真火,是修炼法器的不世之材呢,” „Fuck, moral True Fire,” “卧槽,道德真火,” Luo De suddenly in Qin Chao loses one's voice at heart loudly shouts, „brat, this place also thinks that you looked for a fool, mother female genitals, has not thought that your this time picked the treasure,” 罗德忽然在秦朝的心里失声大嚷,“臭小子,本座还以为你找了个傻瓜,妈了个巴子啊,沒想到,你这次捡到宝了,” „Ha, what this word,” “哈,何出此言啊,” „Moral True Fire, is the refiner flame of best quality goods, had this type of flame, Magic Tool that refines, compared with common fierce high level dozens times . Moreover, wants to build the magical instrument, even repairs the words of magical instrument, only then moral True Fire, can achieve,” “道德真火,乃是极品的炼器火焰啊,有了这种火焰,炼制出來的法器,比寻常的厉害更高级几十倍,而且,想要打造神器,甚至修复神器的话,也只有道德真火,才能做得到,”