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#6: Plays the spoof

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My beautiful woman beautiful and fragrant flowers play the spoof 我的美女群芳玩恶搞 „Lili! Helps me revenge?” Qin Yuan depended on near the ear of Li Lili to say low voice, loses face, she will not plan such Yin foot, she must vent one to Su Ming even. “莉莉！帮我报仇好吗？”琴媛靠到了李莉莉的耳边小声说道,丢了面子,她可不会打算这样阴一脚就算了,她要对苏明发泄一顿的。 „Good, good. Does Sister Yuan, how cope with him?” Li Lili nods mischievously, very interested complying said, speaking of giving people a hard time, her where has the share that does not participate in? “好啊,好啊。媛姐姐,怎么对付他？”李莉莉调皮地点了点头,很有兴趣的答应道,说到整人,她哪有不参加的份呢？ Qin Yuanyuan said in her ear several, then revealed wiped badly the bad happy expression, said „Lili, this time by you, your was the elder sister vents anger.” 秦媛媛在她耳边说了几句,然后露出了一抹坏坏的笑意,说“莉莉,这次靠你了,你的为姐姐出气哦。” „Un un, relax Sister Yuan, I will do, looked!” Li Lili is confident, arrived at that side Su Ming, stretches out the small hand does not have the politeness very much patted a desktop, exclaimed „feeds, Su Ming, can your you, help?” “嗯嗯,放心啦媛姐姐,我会做的,瞧好了！”李莉莉信心满满,走到了苏明那边,伸出小手就很没礼貌的拍了一下桌面,吼道“喂,苏明,你你你,能帮我一个忙吗？” „Is this attitude that you ask others for help? I reject.” Su Ming sees she very barbaric stance, how to promise her. “这是你求人的态度？我拒绝。”苏明见她很野蛮的架势,怎么会答应她呢。 „How do you want to help me?” The Li Lili naivete may asking of person. “那你要怎样才帮我忙？”李莉莉稚气可人的问道。 „Simple, puts down my language copy clerk I to promise you, hey, your younger sister do not rip! Ripped my book I also with attending class? I complied, complied with your general headquarters.” Su Ming breathless saying, because Li Lili has snatched the language copy clerk, prepares to destroy his book to deter him. “简单,放下我的语文书我就答应你,喂,你妹的别撕呀！撕了我的书我还用上课吗？我答应了,答应了你总行吧。”苏明气急败坏的说道,因为李莉莉已经抢过了语文书,准备毁灭他的书来威慑他。 „Hee hee, this was you said that I have not compelled you!” Li Lili puts down the language copy clerk, full is I very gentle appearance. “嘻嘻,这可是你说的,我没有强逼你哦！”李莉莉放下语文书,满是我很温柔的样子。 „What wants me to help make?” Su Ming relaxes resentfully, fortunately, the language copy clerk preserved, had not been destroyed by her arbitrarily. “要我帮做什么？”苏明悻悻松了一口气,还好,语文书保住了,没有被她蛮横毁灭。 „Actually is not the difficult matter, after being on vacation from school, you and I go to the music studio to move a thing, remember, you , if not go, I cope with your books.” “其实也不是什么难事,放学后你和我去音乐室搬点东西,记住呀,你要是不去,我就对付你的书本。” „Do you deter me?” “你威慑我？” „Has! How I deterred! This is English book, is quite heavy, I lose to the window outside.” “有吗！我怎么威慑了！哦,这是英语书,好重啊,我丢到窗口外去。” „!” Su Ming got angry, this he comes to feel embarrassed intentionally oneself, does not want to mix. “靠！”苏明怒了,这丫成心过来为难自己的,不想混了是吧。 Seeing with own eyes Su Ming must get angry, Li Lili glaring ran, talked in whispers with Qin Yuan, two people expressions wrote all over the appearance that the evil schemes worked. 眼见苏明要发火,李莉莉贼溜溜的跑了回去,和琴媛窃窃私语,两人的表情写满了阴计得逞的样子。 Although Su Ming does not know that what they are discussing, what is certain is inevitably with oneself related, do they want to cope with itself with joint forces? 苏明虽然不知道她们在讨论什么,不过可以肯定的是必然与自己有关,她们难道想合力对付自己？ Su Ming came an alert heart, the secretly thought to guard suddenly, school flower beautiful, loli was barbaric, but the woman was quite narrow-minded, now he discovers, overthrew the beautiful woman to obtain superpower points, this was a mammoth task. 苏明猛然来了一丝戒备心,暗道要防着点,校花美,萝莉野蛮,但女人是较为小心眼的,现在他才发现,推倒美女获得超能点数,这是一个何等艰巨的任务。 After being on vacation from school . Su Ming tidied up the books, extended to want reluctantly, hehe smiled one, will leave the school to put the Li Lili pigeon, Li Lili one step has first come. 放学后。苏明收拾了书本,懒懒伸了个要,嘿嘿笑了一声,正要离开学校放李莉莉鸽子,李莉莉已经先一步过来了。 „Su Ming, we go!” Li Lili played beautiful hair to say. “苏明,我们去吧！”李莉莉玩起了秀发说道。 „Knew!” Su Ming sees her to defend itself actively, has thought at heart is not wonderful, the love spoof that Li Lili becomes famous, young succuba one won't, be will plan to play itself? “知道了！”苏明见她这么积极的守着自己,心里已经想到了不妙,李莉莉出了名的爱恶搞,小魔女一个,不会是打算玩自己吧？ The line the music studio entrance, Su Ming observed the situation around one, where thinks the mechanism/organization? Certainly has to cheat. 行到了音乐室门口,苏明环视了一下周围,心想机关在哪儿？一定有诈的。 „Hey, what do you make anxiously? The great-aunt will not eat you.” Li Lili installs good saying very much. “喂,你这么紧张做啥？姑奶奶又不会吃了你。”李莉莉装得很善良的说道。 „Who knows?” Su Ming does not believe her not to have the evil heart at heart from the start, looked at around one, sees has not felt strange the place, he aspirates slightly, but has not relaxed vigilantly. “谁知道呢？”苏明心里压根不信她没有坏心,看了一眼周围,见到没有奇怪之处,他稍微吐了口气,但没有放松警惕。 „Good, Su Ming you go in the thing.” Li Lili said with a smile. “好啦,苏明你进去拿东西。”李莉莉笑道。 „With thing?” “拿东西？” „Right, others do not have the strength! You is a boy, should have the man true colors , helping my small and weak girl busy! Quick, goes to help me with the thing, I asked the person to move in a personal stone table yesterday, now wants to make not to have the manpower, has to ask you to help.” Li Lili feels sorry for in him behind said neatly, the eye pupil actually shines, sly smiling secretly “对呀,人家没力气嘛！你是男孩,理应有男人本色,帮助我弱小女孩子的忙嘛！快呀,进去帮我拿东西,我昨天请人搬来了一个私人的石桌,现在想弄回去却没有人手,只好求你帮忙了。”李莉莉在他身后可怜楚楚说道,眼眸子却忽闪忽闪的,狡猾的偷偷笑着 If Su Ming saw the villainous smile that her plot is going to work, will certainly turn around to leave, will not help her move the stone table. 苏明如果看到了她阴谋将要得逞的奸笑,一定会掉头走人,根本不会去帮她搬石桌。 Su Ming opened the door of music studio, the instinct drew back, when must see clearly had not estimated that during such a bucket of water sprinkled, he believes not to have the mechanism/organization, after all this year on the outside gate played the Yin move of matter to be many went, is not strange. 苏明打开了音乐室的门,本能的退了回来,待得看清楚没有预想之中那样一桶水泼了下来,他才相信没有机关,毕竟这年头门上耍阴招的事情多了去了,已经不奇怪。 „Without deceiving you, like I such good girl, how to handle that despicable matter.” Li Lili grinning say/way. “没骗你嘛,像我这么善良的女孩子,怎么会做那种卑鄙事情。”李莉莉笑嘻嘻道。 „Good, I believe you.” Su Ming walked. “好吧,我相信你。”苏明走了进去。 „Crash-bang......” just arrived at the entrance, the Su Ming cup has to be sprinkled by one bucket of water. “哗啦啦……”刚到门口,苏明杯具地被一桶水泼了下来。 „Day...... the gate had opened, how to sprinkle now?” Su Ming air/Qi acts crazy. “日……门已经打开了,怎么现在才泼下来？”苏明气得发飙。 „Because this is artificial! It is not automatic, the fool, the super fool, then you may be miserable, ahem, Sister Yuan had/left a foul odor finally.” One that Li Lili shouted went into the music studio. “因为这是人工的呀！又不是自动的,笨蛋,超级笨蛋,这下你可惨了,哼哼,媛姐姐终于出了一口恶气。”李莉莉呼的一下跑到了音乐室里面。 Qin Yuan puts down the string on hand, followed to run, she cannot guarantee that the Su Ming meeting must kill people. 琴媛放下手上的绳子,也跟着跑了过去,她不敢保证苏明会要杀人。 „, To run!” Su Ming had come one share fire, pursued to them directly . “靠,想跑呢！”苏明已经来了一股子火,直接对她们追了上去,。 „Lili, quickly still peel.” Qin Yuan said anxiously. “莉莉,快仍果皮。”琴媛焦急说道。 „Knew, throws, still, threw.” Li Lili took a box of peel, lost to the Su Ming front. “知道了,扔,仍,扔扔扔。”李莉莉拿了一箱果皮,对苏明的面前丢了出去。 „Pū, rolling.” Su Ming fell several somersaults, once again the cup had, the side is the peel, is sudden, situated in running he who the opposite party loses where guards “扑,滚滚。”苏明摔了几个跟头,又一次杯具了,身边全是果皮,对方丢的也是突然,处于奔跑中他哪里防备过来 Su Ming got angry thoroughly, these two little girls play intentionally oneself, the music studio absolutely does not have the Li Lili personal stone table, deceiving oneself came clearly to suspend is helps Qin Yuan revenge. 苏明彻底怒了,这两个妞故意玩自己的,音乐室根本就没有李莉莉的私人石桌,骗自己过来明摆了就是帮琴媛报仇。 „Sister Yuan, without peel!” Li Lili laughs is pointing at distressed Su Ming, then turned the head to look to Qin Yuan. “媛姐姐,没有果皮了呀！”李莉莉笑哈哈的指着狼狈的苏明,然后转头看向了琴媛。 Qin Yuan snort/hum smiled one, said that „with next move” she rushed to that side of bandstand quickly, took the microphone, simultaneously Li Lili moved in front of the sound Su Ming directly. 琴媛哼笑了一声,“用下一招”说完她快步冲到了音乐台的那边,拿了话筒,同时李莉莉把音响正面移动到了苏明面前。 „close to!!!! Ha!” “巴！！吧！！哈哈哈！” The sound opens in a big way, has almost not shaken the ear of Su Ming deaf falls, Su Ming soon the tears rushed, this also gave people a hard time. 声音开得最大,差点没把苏明的耳朵震聋掉,苏明快要泪奔了,这也太整人了。 Several moves, Su Ming was given by them again and again entire was miserable, the heart is angry the heart to be angry. 连连中了几招,苏明可谓被她们给整惨了,心有气啊心有气。 „It is not good, had not incurred, we run.” The Qin Yuan anxious hasty said to Li Lili, Li Lili first rushed to the classroom. “不好,没招了,我们快跑。”琴媛急忙忙对李莉莉说了一句,李莉莉最先奔出了教室。 Su Ming sees this, where has to the truth that they leave, ate such several to owe, how saying that must ask for an interest. 苏明见此,哪有给她们离开的道理,吃了这么几个亏,怎么说也要讨回一点利息吧。 „Dead Su Ming, what kind of, crisp? Looked that you dare to bully this eldest sister.” Qin Yuan escapes has not forgotten on self-satisfied one. “死苏明,怎么样了啊,爽了呀？看你敢欺负本大姐。”琴媛逃跑的时候还不忘得意上一句。 „Time acceleration.” “时间加速。” Su Ming selected a superpower strength, will pass through in own Qin Yuan the acceleration, the sudden accident, she controls radically does not know herself, the body is suddenly light, did not step on a peel of foot ground carefully, ‚’ calls out in alarm one, Qin Yuan throws down, the body of position Su Ming falls, the slim slender figure, before gives like this pressed the Su Ming body, Su Ming fiercely feels two group soft plentiful tender chests to squeeze own chest, was full of the inconceivable elasticity...... 苏明点了一下超能力,正要经过自己身边的琴媛中了加速,突如其来的变故,她根本控制不知自己,身体忽然轻飘飘的,不小心踩了一脚地上的果皮,‘呀’惊叫一声,琴媛摔倒下去,摔去的位置正是苏明的身上,修长苗条的身材,就这样给压到了苏明身前,苏明猛地感受到了两团软软的丰满娇胸紧压自己的胸膛,充满了不可思议的弹性……
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