MB :: Volume #4

#381: Knocked down 4 this uncle


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My beautiful woman beautiful and fragrant flowers 380 this uncles knocked down 4 我的美女群芳380把这个大叔打晕了四更 The morning beautiful sunlight hung loose, making the gold/metal of entire sand beach bright, just like huge sand, intermittent ocean waves are attacking the shore, wave flowers, as high as more than one meter, the shore has many tourists to play with water, time 8 : 00 am, jogging that people come out to jog, absorbs the beach the air, with matter that some like! 早晨的明媚阳光披散了下来,使得整个沙滩的金亮辉煌,犹如一个庞大的沙地,一阵阵海浪冲击着岸边,浪花朵朵,高达一米多,岸边有好多游客在玩水,时间早晨 8 点,人们出来跑步的跑步,吸收海滩的空气,和一些自己喜好的事情! Today's method is sand beach here, did you prepare?” Saying of tour guide smile face, took a small flag, leading the tourists to come here of sand beach. “今天的玩法是沙滩这里,你们准备好了吗?”导游笑颜颜的说道,拿了一条小旗子,带着游客们来到沙滩的这里。 Tour guide, this sand beach, although is big, but does being insufficient let our amusement one day? „ “导游,这个沙滩虽大,但是不足以让我们玩乐一天吧?“ Yes, yes! Plays day of words to feel bored! „ “是啊,是啊!玩一天的话会感到无聊的!“ The tour guides hehe smile, we have the introduction and amusement law of specialty, naturally cannot make you bored, collected your money, naturally can have the joy that your viewing slowly and play!” 导游呵呵一笑,“我们都有专业的介绍和玩乐之法,自然不会让你们无聊,收了你们的钱,自然会带你们慢慢的观景和玩的喜兴啦!” The Li Lili mouth is holding in the mouth malt sugar, asked that what did that we make in the morning?” 李莉莉嘴里叼着一口麦芽糖,问道,“那我们早晨做什么啊?” „Very simple, do you eat the watermelon?” The tour guides unfold the face to smile. “很简单,你们吃西瓜吗?”导游展颜笑笑。 Everyone doubts, Wang Xiaoyu said, I, I i like eating the watermelon!” 大家一阵疑惑,王小雨说道,“我,我i喜欢吃西瓜!” Watermelon has anything to be delicious, too many melon seeds, the meaning did not have, I liked eating the sugar!” Li Liya lovable saying. “西瓜有什么好吃的,太多瓜子了,一点意思没有,我喜欢吃糖!”李利亚可爱的说道。 Hehe, loli most liked certainly eating the candy cane!” Does not know that which fellow spreads the sound secretly. “呵呵,萝莉当然是最喜欢吃棒棒糖了!”不知道哪个家伙偷偷传出声音。 Your younger sister, you likes eating the candy cane!” Li Lili slightly was sensible a point, as if thought of anything, the cheek is flesh color, exit|to speak panting in indignation scolding! “你妹,你才喜欢吃棒棒糖!”李莉莉稍微懂事了一点,似乎想到了什么,脸蛋粉红,出口气呼呼的骂道! Hehe......” “呵呵……” Everyone smiled brightly, Li Yuling saw loli to be bullied, scolded one to go back! 大家笑得灿烂了,李玉玲见萝莉们被欺负了,也是骂了一句回去! Su Ming shakes fully is helpless, others conduct a tour were introducing that slights the law, Li Liya was booing, is direct to feel disappointed, others were certainly discontented! 苏明甩了甩头满是无奈,别人导游正在介绍一下玩法,李利亚倒好,直接过来扫兴了,别人当然不满了! The tour guides arrived at a stall that with a laugh sells the watermelon, said with a smile, everyone played the technique, haven't you tried to suck the watermelon like this pleasure?” 导游笑呵呵的走到了一个卖西瓜的摊位,笑道,“大家过来玩玩手法,你们没试过这样咂西瓜的乐趣吧?” The tourists encircled there of watermelon stall, looks guy who sold the watermelon, this guy smile was dreadful, ferocious-looking, saw the business, cannot help but happy expression hehe entertainment. 游客们围到了西瓜摊位的那里,看着一个卖西瓜的大汉,这个大汉笑容猥琐,满脸横肉,见到有生意了,不由得喜气呵呵的招待起来。 Boss, gives me a stick! I want crisp!” The tour guides said with a smile. “老板,给我一棒!我要爽一下!”导游笑道。 Is good to drop! Please wait a bit!” A guy face is dreadful, however rear grip loose loose trousers, the looked surrounding tourists look at each other in blank dismay, the tour guide will not be...... “好滴!请稍等!”大汉一脸猥琐,然后把手松了松长裤,看的周围的游客们面面相觑,导游不会是…… Actually everyone thought crookedly, saw only the guy to sit the ground by the cowgirl appearance suddenly, is putting the top of the head a watermelon, unexpectedly inconceivable supported the watermelon not to fall, looked everyone called out in alarm, is it possible that has this guy practiced the iron first-class honor? 其实大家都想歪了,只见大汉忽然以观音坐莲的样子坐着地上,然后把一个西瓜放着头顶,竟然不可思议的撑住了西瓜没有摔下来,看的大家惊呼不已,这个大汉莫非练过了铁头功? Actually looks at the guy cowgirl posture, they know that the guy experienced certainly the countless practice to be able a big watermelon to support in the top of the head can hold, but not but actually. 其实看着大汉这个观音坐莲的姿势,他们知道大汉一定是经历了数之不尽的练习方能把一个大西瓜撑在头顶可以持而不倒。 Friends, yes!” The tour guides took a wooden club, valiant is standing, smiled one beamingly and buoyant, then holds the stick single-handed, a watermelon of stick to guy top of the head sucks, Peng!” Watermelon instantaneously sucked broke to pieces, but is not during the expectation turns into the mud appearance, but becomes circular green tea broken, the looked tourists are approving unceasingly, this tour guide is flamboyant! That good result that unexpectedly can suck! “亲们,看着了!”导游拿了一个木棍,英姿飒爽的站着,神采奕奕的笑了一声,然后单手执棍,一棍子对大汉头顶的西瓜咂去,“彭!”西瓜瞬间被咂的碎了一块块,但不是料想之中变成烂泥般的样子,而是碎成一块块圆形的瓜片,看的游客们赞着不断,这个导游牛逼啊!居然能咂的那么好的成绩! Tour guide slightly modest smiling, said that „, to play? Do your techniques have me is so accurate? First reaches an agreement, sucks one to spend 100, will suck rottenly does not need you to eat, spreads some host's side people responsible for eating.” 导游略微谦虚的笑笑,道,“谁要想玩?你们的手法有我这么准吗?先说好,咂一个要花一百块,咂烂不需要你们吃,摊主方会有人负责吃。” Hee hee! I, I must play!” Li Lili very interested saying, she could not have waited to suck, how fun can such matter be short of this barbaric loli? “嘻嘻!我,我要玩哦!”李莉莉很有兴趣的说道,她已经等不及要咂了,这么好玩的事怎么能少了这位野蛮萝莉? Good, you first come, to wait to remember pays money!” The tour guides said with a smile. “好吧,你先来,等会记住付钱!”导游笑道。 Li Lili took one pack of Renminbi to give the person who was responsible for receiving money from the belt-bag, then received that circular wooden club, said, uncle, my technique was very accurate, you may be prepared!” 李莉莉从腰包里面拿了一叠人民币给了负责收钱的人,然后接过了那个圆形木棍,说道,“大叔,我手法可是很准的,你可要准备好了!” „, Your technique is well more accurate, achieves 90 points of words I to be free, does not collect your money, Amitabha, fine!” “好好,你手法越准,达到90的话我免费,不收你的钱,阿弥陀佛,善哉善哉!” Bumps!” “碰!” Li Lili closed the eye, both hands grasped a stick stick in the past, without the watermelon in imagination was stave, but spread a stick to suck the sound of meat. 李莉莉闭上了眼睛,双手握棍一棍子过去,没有想象中的西瓜破碎,而是传出了一阵棍子咂肉之声。 The vision looks, pitiful vendor already fainting ground! Was sucked the left face by a Li Lili stick...... 目光一瞧,可怜的摊主已经昏倒地上了!被李莉莉一棍子咂中左脸…… Lili, how did you project on others faces?” Qin Yuan very speechless said to Li Lili, looks at the unlucky vendor, the expression of everywhere star, she brings exclusion ran, said several apologies to the vendor! 莉莉,你怎么打到人家的脸部去了?”琴媛很无语的对李莉莉说道,看着倒霉的摊主啊,漫天星星的表情,她带着嫌弃的跑了过去,对摊主说了几声道歉! I, I am timid, closes the eye to wield the stick!” Li Lili said awkwardly, uncle, did not do right by, hasn't injured you?” “我,我胆小啊,闭上眼睛挥棍的!”李莉莉尴尬说道,“大叔,对不住了,没打伤你吧?” Wound has not injured actually, the left face was crooked!” The guys are very apparently discontented, oh feels the left face! “伤倒是没伤,左脸歪了!”大汉显然很不满,哎哟摸着左脸! Hee hee! I accompany your money, you forgive me!” Saying of Li Lili naivete. “嘻嘻!那我陪你钱,你原谅我吧!”李莉莉稚气的说道。 Li Yuling knocked her top of the head, teaches saying that Lili your what attitude, projected on the person not to apologize to others sincerely, compensated others money? You think how much money others do cherish that? Really, apologized immediately, the sincerity did not have!” 李玉玲则敲了一记她的头顶,训道,“莉莉你什么态度,打到人了还不对人家真诚的道歉,赔人家钱?你以为人家稀罕那几个钱吗?真是的,马上道歉,一点诚意没有!” „, Apology! The eldest sister you should not be angry.” Li Lili earnestly honest apologized to the guy, the person who the guy is not but actually easy to bear a grudge, accepted her apology reluctantly, Li Lili therefore said, ok, Uncle, making me wield a stick again, this time I will not close the eye!” “哦,道歉就是啦!大姐你别生气。”李莉莉恳诚的对大汉道歉了,大汉倒也不是容易记仇的人,勉强接受了她的道歉,李莉莉于是说道,“好了,大叔,让我再挥一棒,这次我不会闭上眼睛了!” Guy forehead face sweat, looks that the Li Lili indefinite stick plays to take a stroll, said that really he starts to feel for himself worried! 大汉额头一脸汗水,看着李莉莉不确定的棍子耍来耍去,说真的他开始为自己感到担忧了! Bumps.” “碰。” Li Lili wielded a stick again, this time hit the watermelon finally, a guy heavy heart obtained the slow loosen! 李莉莉再次挥了一棍,这次终于打中了西瓜,大汉一颗沉重的心啊可谓得到了缓松! Watermelon became the mud broken, you zero!” The guys give the appraisal to say. “西瓜碎成烂泥了,你得零分!”大汉给出评价说道。 Uncle you looks flatly! Unexpectedly to great-aunt zero?” Li Lili that air/Qi, the circle tender cheek was angry, a foot flew to the guy, do not look guy was tall, however in the posture that does not have any protection and sits, angry loli sent valiantly is pushed, to flying turned a somersault. “大叔你找扁啊!居然给姑奶奶零分?”李莉莉那个气呢,圆嫩嫩的脸蛋愤怒起来了,一脚对大汉飞了过去,别看大汉的身材高大,但是在没有任何防备和坐着的姿势,被恼怒的萝莉发彪悍的一推儿,还是给飞的翻了一个跟头。 „, This anything girl, often punches the person!” Guy depressed gas channel/angrily said. “呀哟,这什么女孩啊,动不动就揍人!”大汉郁闷不已的气道。 Supporting of Li Lili cunning and unreasonable young lady points at him to exclaim, your younger sister! Gets what one deserves you to be hit by me, unexpectedly gives me the zero, I usually take a test take one percentage above, I may take the egg time? Irritates me , the bastard, selected with him in the past only!” 李莉莉一副刁蛮大小姐的架住指着他吼道,“你妹啊!活该你被我打,居然给我零分,我平时考试可是都拿一百分以上的,我怎么可能会拿鸡蛋的时候?气死我也,坏蛋,过去跟他单挑!” Li Lili holds the hand of Su Ming to act like a spoiled brat! 李莉莉拉着苏明的手撒娇起来! The surrounding person felt that a parade is big, was this girl too also persistently unreasonable? Punched the person not to regret, unexpectedly also shouted must continue to punch? 周围人感到一阵头大,这女孩也太蛮不讲理了吧?揍了人没有感到后悔,居然还嚷着要继续揍? Su Ming spanked Li Lili small, said, Lili you went too far, if others' enduring patiently is not good, did accounts with you early, you do not know were oneself excessive? Goes, oneself apologized, draws others to set out!” 苏明打了一下李莉莉的小屁股,道,“莉莉你太过分了,如果别人的忍耐不好,早跟你算账了,你不知道自己过分了么?去,自己去道歉,拉别人起身!” Does not go, snort/hum!” Li Lili cunning and unreasonable saying. Honk had small mouth! “才不去,哼!”李莉莉刁蛮的说道。嘟起了小嘴儿! Others also squat your foot, we did not help you, did you feel better?” Su Ming said. “那别人也来蹲你一脚,我们也不帮你了,你心里好受么?”苏明说道。 Naturally is not happy!” “当然不高兴啊!” „Do you pay attention to others' feeling?” “那你有没有理会别人的感受?” I..” “我。。” Uncle, I, you will not forgive me again!” “大叔,我再也不会了,你再次原谅我吧!” The guys sighed, did not have really to haggle over with a little girl, on the contrary, he discovered that this little girl made the atmosphere here but actually active. The person who the surroundings surround are getting more and more! 大汉叹了口气,也没有真的跟一个小女孩计较,相反,他发现有这个小女孩在这里倒让气氛变得活跃起来了。周围围观的人越来越多呢!
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