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#1: Selects female handing over high

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My beautiful woman beautiful and fragrant flowers select female handing over high 我的美女群芳高挑女递员 In the morning, the beautiful sunlight has come from the window external irradiation, the lonely air/Qi of room was subtracted gradually, at once has the feelings of some warm currents. 1 早晨,明媚阳光已经从窗口外照射进来,房间的冷清之气被渐渐减去,旋即有了些许的暖流之感。一 Su Ming had a yawn, idle straightens up while convenient lazily, the little brother then crawled, protested is discontented. 苏明打了个哈欠,顺带惰懒地伸了个腰,小弟接着爬了起来,抗议不满。 On the face of Su Ming revealed wiped bitterly and astringently, „have no reason! The father is so good a man, but straight is adaptable to the situation pliable, sold sprouted, played two, played the role of shota developed the uncle, played small fresh, swallowed under the heavy taste, installed( real) virgin, played 3 p, put on the sailor suit, wielded the small leather whip, heard the concert, ate the big gear, you complained my venomous tongue, your facial paralysis my abdomen was black, you spoke the salacious story I to pat the table to laugh, you must play the literary arts I to look up to the starry sky, can look that the literary film burst into tears against the wind, can take a look at the mouth to seek novelty emphatically. Is without turning a hair, my little darling male progress youth the library, I wallows in degeneration to drink frequently the night not to turn over to the bedroom daily, dares the base to dare not to cry spoiled noisily, feels emotion righteousness not to divide, the superficial cloud poor business conditions are light, innermost feelings huge waves pound agaist the shore. Is the father so good a man not to have the girlfriend unexpectedly?.” 苏明的脸上露出了一抹苦涩,“没理由啊！老子这么好一个男人,可直可弯能屈能伸,卖的了萌,耍的了二,扮得了正太演的了大叔,玩的了小清新,咽得下重口味,装(真)的了处男,玩的了3p,穿的了水手服,挥的了小皮鞭,听得了音乐会,吃得了大排档,你吐槽我就毒舌,你面瘫我就腹黑,你讲荤段子我拍桌大笑,你要玩文艺我仰望星空,能看文艺片迎风流泪,也能瞅着重口猎奇面不改色,我乖乖男上进青年天天图书馆,我自甘堕落喝酒动辄夜不归寝,敢基敢腐不哭不闹,有情有义没名没分,表面云淡风轻,内心惊涛拍岸。老子这么好一个男人居然还没有女朋友？。” Without the day of woman is no doubt unendurable, but moral behavior also super rotten, thinks that thief charming man, is the wool repeatedly unlucky? Can't achieve wishes everywhere? Adjusts the school girl in theatrical troupe with two buddies, that two fellows were scolded viciously, oneself spat several saliva, naturally, is takes the lead in sexually harassing. The penniless deceives two small mm to eat the popsicle, after eating to the full, prepares to sneak off, the proprietress holds the blade to chase down, small mm they said: Elder Brother, we do not have money( cup has)... That night did not have money to buy the smoke, cut a roadside electric wire, sold to receive the aunt in waste stand, the aunt flies into a rage: Your Sir, steals my family electric wire( went)... 也罢,没有女人的日子固然难熬,可就连人品也超级烂,想自己贼么帅气的男人,为毛就屡屡倒霉呢？处处不能如愿呢？跟两位哥们去调戏班内的女学生,那两个家伙被恶骂一顿,自己则被吐了几口口水,当然,是自己带头调戏的。身无分文骗两个小mm去吃雪糕,吃饱了后准备溜走,老板娘持刀追杀过来,小mm她们说:哥哥,我们没钱(杯具)。。。那天晚上没钱买烟,去剪了一段路边电线,卖给收废站的大妈,大妈勃然大怒:你大爷的,偷我家电线(了个去)。。。 You said person, has the personal status have no reason always not to pick up the little girl unlucky...... 你说吧,这么有品位的人没理由总是倒霉又泡不到妞啊…… Su Ming took up the mirror earnestly illuminated the photo, actually wants to see clearly itself where to have problems, when must look at a while, his narcissism smiles „, no issue, is the thief charming, the thief is attractive, this face did not say that is charmed all female student, at least can also be charmed the school flower rank, in the legend lives together I to come.” 苏明拿起了镜子认真的照了照,想看清楚自己究竟哪儿出问题了,待得看了一会儿,他自恋地笑了笑“嗯,没啥问题,还是贼么帅气,贼么有魅力,这张脸不说迷倒全班女生,至少也能迷倒校花级别,传说中的同居我来咯。” Did intentionally the eye-catching Su Ming to go down a building living room, arrived in the washroom to make the toothpaste, therefore washed in a big hurry, the warm and sufficient condition belly then went to the room to tidy up the books while convenient. 故作拉风的苏明走下了一楼客厅,来到洗手间里面弄了牙膏,于是快快地洗漱一番,顺带温饱肚子然后回房间收拾一下书本。 In the room arranges chaotically , without one thing to put neatly, that old -style computer covers entirely the dust not to touch and go, in the bed the clothes pillow entangles in the same place, the ground is the cigarette butt finds at everywhere, as the modern best quality goods dwelling male, naturally must have the dwelling male style...... 房间之内摆置乱糟糟的,没有一样东西放得整齐,那台老旧式电脑布满灰尘也没擦过,床里衣服枕头缠在一块,地上更是烟头随处可见,作为现代极品宅男,自然要有宅男的风范…… Tidies up the books, takes the book bag, Su Ming is leaving the room to prepare to go to the school, mother Wang Xiu went to the company to go to work, the darkness gets off work, must guard a door to lock a point, although we also calculate a young thief, but thief against thief difficult against thief. 收拾书本,拿着书包,苏明离开房间准备去学校,老妈王秀已经去了公司上班,天黑才下班回来,得把门锁紧一点,虽然咱也算一个小贼,但贼防贼难防贼的。 „Thump thump.” While Su Ming prepares to open the door, some out of the door people knocked knocking suddenly. “咚咚。”正当苏明准备开门,门外忽然有人敲了敲。 „Li Gao, does your younger sister, lend money?” Su Ming knows the person who knocks on a door who is, is Li Gao that draft animal, won't be will pick up the little girl to squander money came to go to the school with oneself taking advantage of the fare? “李高,你妹的,是不是又来借钱的？”苏明知道敲门的人是谁,正是李高那牲口,不会又是泡妞把钱花光了过来跟自己借车费去学校吧？ Must really be this, oneself cut off the brothers to relate with him , had more than 500 taking advantage of own money, has not thought time. 要真是这样,自己跟他断绝兄弟关系,靠,借自己的钱有五百多了,就没有想过还的时候。 Opens the door, how one looked, Su Ming gawked immediately, recognized was Li Gao comes, where thinks the person who saw was not, stood in the entrance person is a female delivery man, the stature selects high, the cheek was fair and clear, having the smile to look. 开了门,咋一看,苏明马上楞了呢,原本认定是李高来的,哪想到见到的人不是,站在门口的人是一个女快递员,身材高挑,脸蛋白净,带着微笑地看了过来。 „Hello! I am deliver express.” The female delivery man said with a smile slowly, in the hand took paper carton packing. “你好！我是来送快递的。”女快递员缓缓笑道,手里拿了一个纸盒包装。 „Delivers express?” Su Ming a little muddled, saw the packing material in her hand puzzled. “送快递？”苏明有点儿糊涂,不解地看到了她手中的包装物。 „Not? Address that here assigns, I have not misread, No. 668 residential family/home, you have a look, isn't your family's address?” The female delivery man sees the Su Ming doubts appearance, the exit|to speak says with a smile. “不是吗？这儿可是指定的住址,我没有看错的,668号市民家,你自己看看,难道不是你家的住址？”女快递员见到苏明的疑惑样子,出口笑道。 Su Ming looks at the address that packing material inscribed, is really the detailed address of family/home, oneself may not have online to purchase the thing, is the mother purchases? Do others mail to the mother? 苏明看了一眼包装物写上的住址,果然是自己家的详细地址,自己可没有在网上购买东西,难道是老妈购买的？还是别人寄给老妈的？ „Please pay the express fee, I have other express item to deliver, is unable to stop over the too much time.” The female delivery man is pushing the say/way. “请付给快递费,我还有别的快件要送,无法逗留过多时间。”女快递员推着道。 „Good, how much money?” Su Ming feels the pocket to take out money, fortunately, the mother gave herself this month pocket money also 80 Yuan, otherwise does not have money to pay the opposite party. “好的,多少钱？”苏明摸着口袋掏出钱来,还好,老妈给了自己这个月的零用钱还有80元,要不然都没钱付给对方。 „55 Yuan.” She hands over the eastern west side to say. “55元。”她递上东西边说道。 „Not, such expensive/noble expense?” Some Su Ming loving dearly paid 55 Yuan, the female delivery man drove to leave with a smile, he just wants to put the mother room the thing, actually discovered the addressee wrote was not the mother name, but was a man named Xia Tianming, Su Ming suspected all of a sudden this was not the thing of mother, but was quick sending delivers the thing mistakenly, no, should be that person who mailed out the goods makes a mistake in writing the address, the fellow was really stupid, wrote down an address to make a mistake in writing. “不会吧,这么贵的费用？”苏明有些心疼的付给了55元,女快递员笑着开车离开了,他刚想把东西放去老妈房间,却发现收件人写的不是老妈名字,而是一个叫夏天明的男人,苏明一下子猜想这不是老妈的东西,而是快寄员把东西送错了,no,应该是寄出物品的那个人把地址写错,那家伙真是笨,写个地址都写错。 While the Su Ming preparation went out to say this was not my thing time, that delivery man does not have the shadow not to have the trace, as if rushed to time not to have long known very much to that direction road. 正当苏明准备出去说这不是咱家的东西的时候,那个快递员已经没影没踪,似乎很赶时间早就不知道开向那个方向的公路。 „, Wastes money, I 55 quick pocket money did not have like this, is not good, since spends, whose I manage the thing am, opens has a look.” The Su Ming somewhat indignant appearance, decided that opens the goods to look is anything. “靠,花了冤枉钱啊,我55快的零用钱就这样没有了,不行,既然花了钱,我管东西是谁的,打开看看。”苏明有些气愤的样子,决定打开物品看一下是什么东西。 The packing box was hit by Su Ming, the eye slightly seems like, startled well discovered that inside is depositing together the light cyan strange thing, does not seem like the circuit wafer, is not the jade makes anything, but fills is volatilizing the light azure light mysteriously. 包装纸盒被苏明打了开,眼睛微微地看上去,惊咦地发现里面存放着一块淡青色的古怪东西,不像是电路板,也不是玉令啥的,而是充满神奇地挥发着淡淡的青光。 „Sun-dried shelled shrimp thing? Will shine?” Su Ming felt inconceivable, the eye is staring at the azure optical glass of that half palm of the hand size stubbornly. “虾米东西来的？会发光？”苏明感到了不可思议,眼睛死死盯着那块半个巴掌大小的青色光片。 After how many observing and emulating and research, Su Ming is still not able to see that this is what type of thing, can only treat as a riddle it, but he was depressed, how to owe 55 Yuan ocean, won't be that female delivery man is a swindler? A casual lane thing said that express, receives money travels in a hurry? 经过几番观摩与研究,苏明依然无法看出这是属于何种物件,只能把之当做一个谜,不过他郁闷了,咋就亏了55元大洋啊,不会是那个女快递员是个骗子吧？随便弄个东西说是快递的,收了钱匆匆跑路？ Right, certainly is this. 对,一定是这样的。 Has not thought that intelligent such as I, unexpectedly at meeting such retarded working as , that female was too extremely evil. 没想到聪明如我,居然会上了这么弱智的当,靠啊,那女的太万恶了。 Su Ming greeted her entire family female, including her, if can also see her, the father must go against her buttocks. 苏明问候她全家女的,包括她本身,如果还能见到她,老子一定要顶她屁股。 „Died...... Su Ming to throw that goods to the sofa on unlucky” depressed, now knows oneself were an idiot, the woman rushed to time to play to slide a moment ago, oneself should think immediately was right. “倒霉死……”苏明闷闷不乐地丢了那物品到沙发上,现在才知道自己是个蠢货,刚才那女人那么赶时间玩溜,自己应该马上想到了才对。 „Brushes!!!” Suddenly, the Su Ming complexion seems others to owe him 100,000 ugly times, the thing of that azure optical glass unexpectedly put out a round azure light/only, is very powerful, making Su Ming unable to bear close eye several seconds, in opening the eyes discovered that thing becomes unthinkable, unexpectedly the living room covers on a similar isolation virtual space. “刷！！！”陡然,苏明脸色好像别人欠了他十万块般难看的时候,那个青色的光片的东西竟然吐出了一轮青光,很强盛,令得苏明忍不住闭上眼睛数秒,在睁开双眼就发现那东西变得匪夷所思,居然把客厅之内笼罩上一个类似隔绝外界的虚拟空间。 „what situation? How it caused this strange space, well, how I felt no longer in the family/home, but in mysterious environment?” Su Ming looks at the surroundings very much surprised, the family/home or the family/home, but the present family/home puts Buddha to be transparent. “神马情况？它怎么弄出了这种奇怪的空间,咦,我怎么感觉不再家里了,而是在神秘的环境中？”苏明很吃惊地看着周围,家还是家,可是现在的家放佛透明若隐若现。 The Su Ming curious past took up that azure strange thing, found suddenly body one bright, at once the thing in hand disappears, integrated own body unexpectedly, the body some strange feeling, probably towering between were many immediately some type of thing, but is unable to explain that is anything...... 苏明好奇过去拿起了那个青色奇物,忽地发现身体一亮,旋即手中的东西不见了,竟然融入了自己的身体,身体马上有了奇怪的感觉,好像突兀之间多了某种东西,但又无法说明那是什么…… To the words of reader: Sought the collection! Asked to hit to enjoy and ask to support and seek the support! This book stud horse harem, the bed and play were too much, guarantee would-be you to look crisply, a day of before dawn (3 - 5 am) extreme speed renewed, was absolutely powerful, was popular absolutely, not happiness do not look...... 给读者的话:求收藏！求打赏、求包养、求支持！本书种马后宫,床、戏过多,保准你看爽了,一天五更极速更新,绝对给力,绝对吃香,不喜者勿看下去……
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