M1979 :: Volume #3

#370: Infomercial


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Good!” “好!” Under the stage the applause first is etiquette, slowly is getting more and more warm, unexpectedly is prolonged. 台下掌声先是礼仪性的,慢慢地越来越热烈,居然经久不息。 Huang Bingxin won cheer of full house! 黄炳新赢得了满堂的喝彩! Still everywhere is lending money unable to borrow to be worried for sudden being short of money? You also when to lend money unable to borrow feels awkward? Knew that my you will not regret absolutely, does not need to be difficult to add to worry for the turnover of capital! Looks for the trade underfunded, giving opportune help prestige is good.” “还在为突然的缺钱到处借钱借不到而苦恼吗?你还在为借钱借不到的时候而感到尴尬么?认识我你绝对不会后悔,再也不需要为资金周转难添烦恼了!资金不足找通商,雪中送炭信誉好。” Huang Bingxin makes persistent efforts, affectionate and fullness of saying. Heavy and humorous, the tragedy and incredibleness, the reality and fantasy is a furnace, making the person in conference site fresh. 黄炳新再接再励,说的深情而又饱满。沉重与幽默,悲剧与荒诞,现实与幻想为一炉,令会场上的人耳目一新。 He makes an effort to knock the table, one, said rhythmically hoarsely, wants 7 points interest! You go to entire world any bank! Will not have this interest! Right, you have not misunderstood! The annual interest wants 7%!” 他使劲敲着桌子,一句一顿地,非常有节奏地,声嘶力竭地说,“只要7个点的利息!你去到全世界任何一家银行!都不会有这个利息!对,你们没有听错!年息只要7!” In the attic has launched a red scroll: Does not lend money disgraced! Cannot borrow money to lose face! 顶楼上展开了一个红色的条幅:借钱不丢人!借不到钱才丢人! Li He suddenly was actually dodged waist! He wants to go on stage to choke to death these two really to compel funny! 李和却突然被闪了腰!他真的想上场去掐死这两个逗逼! No wonder said that must strengthen promotion of cultural and ethical progress, the aesthetic level of this group of people was also too bad, this words can also applaud! 难怪说要加强精神文明建设,这帮人的审美水平也太差了,这种话也能鼓掌! He has thought of that type of infomercial advertisement suddenly. 他突然想到了那种电视购物广告。 You also wait for any you to hesitate anything, quickly takes up the telephone order! 你还等什么你还犹豫什么,赶快拿起电话订购吧! So long as 998, fall through the price 998, falls through the price 998! 只要998,破盘价998,破盘价998! The surface has the gold/metal! Has, has! 表面有金哦!有没有,有没有! Drills, really gold/metal, but we want today! 真钻,真金,而我们今天只要! If you are pessimistic to the future, loses the power to the life, that has a look at the infomercial advertisement! 如果你对未来悲观失望,对生活失去动力,那就看看电视购物广告吧! Goes back.” Li He could not stay here, otherwise he feared really cannot hold to kick from the stage these two. “回去吧。”李和在这里呆不下去了,要不然他真怕憋不住会把这两人从台下踢下去。 Outside rain breeze is big, whinny fluttering of fallen leaf everywhere. 外面的雨小风大,萧萧落叶漫天的飘。 Sits in the car(riage), passed by 5 trade bank buildings time, that hung in the huge billboard of attic is makes him satisfy, you developed, I made contribution!’ This message is good. 坐在车里,路过5层的通商银行大楼的时候,那挂在顶楼的巨幅广告牌却是让他满意了,‘您发展,我尽力!’这个广告词还是不错的。 His throat discomfort, the phlegm makes a sound enters one, a cigarette that just smoked not but actually, made him give to suppress the gas bag, will not smoke will not die, good that did not pull out. 他喉咙不适,痰响一进一出,一声不倒一声的,刚抽出来的一支烟,又让他给憋着气塞了进去,不抽烟也不会死,还是不抽的好。 Wu Shuping cares asked, Mr. Li, you did catch cold? Can go to the hospital to look?” 吴淑屏关心地问,“李先生,你感冒了?要不要去医院看一下?” Li He beckoned with the hand saying that was all right. This season is dry, this ghost appearance.” 李和摆摆手说,“没事。这个季节干燥,都这鬼样子。” Returns to the first matter of hotel to call what Fang, a little thought the wife and son. 回到宾馆的第一件事就是给何芳打电话,有点想媳妇和儿子了。 „Does wife, think me?” “媳妇,想我没有?” Beauty that thinks.” what Fang asked, you said after I had a child, was fat?” “想的美。”何芳问,“你说我是不是生完孩子以后就又胖了?” Un.” “嗯。” Probably was the face high quality meat are also many?” “好像是不是脸上肉也多了?” Un.” “嗯。” what Fang interrogated, you light un anything, you spoke.” 何芳质问,“你光嗯什么啊,你说话啊。” Your vision is really good! Coming out that this can look at!” “你眼光真好!这都能自己看的出来!” Comes back to tidy up you again!” what Fang has not obtained the comfort, air/Qi has made the telephone call. “回来再收拾你!”何芳没求得安慰,气唿唿的挂了电话。 Li He sexually harasses successfully, laughs happily. 李和调戏成功,高兴地哈哈大笑。 On the lying down bed took several literary magazines conveniently, finally does not have getting down that looks, one will quote Conde, one will praise Nietzsche, he cannot understand, threw simply. 躺床上本来随手拿了几本文学期刊,结果没有一本看的下去,一会引用康德,一会赞美尼采,他看不懂,索性就扔了。 He was a pity that these people such have the talent, did not do the philosophy to be a pity. 他只是可惜这些人这么有才,不去搞哲学可惜了。 Goes downstairs has the dinner time, finds Chen Dadi to chat in the entrance with a girl, girl's hair is the present popular wave, steadily is not short, the nose goes up, is very lovable, wears the paint leather shoes, is the white leadership of hotel, the appearance is being very gentle, two people chatted did not have, eye, god. Li He understands clearly. 下楼吃晚饭的时候,瞧见陈大地跟一个女孩子在门口聊天,那女孩子的头发是现在流行的波浪,不长不短,鼻子上翘,很可爱,穿着漆皮鞋,系着酒店的白色领导,样子很文静,两个人聊天的时候没,眼到,神到。李和了然。 Eats meal while asked that your object?” 一边吃饭一边问,“你对象?” Chen Dadi does not want scratching the head of meaning, said, „is also unsure.” 陈大地不要意思的挠挠头,说,“还没谱呢。” Li He said, I am not the presbyopia. You have also had reached adulthood, how should how. Grasps, must handle matters, informs my one.” 李和笑着说,“我又不是老花眼。你也老大不小了,该怎么着就怎么着。抓紧吧,要办事的时候,也通知我一声。” Next year wanted 32.” Chen Dadi sighed all of a sudden, said that this year age had the family/home not to dare to return.” “明年要32了呀。”陈大地一下子感叹起来,说,“这年龄是有家不敢回啊。” That grasps.” Li He deeply has the same feeling, this year age returns to home village, the parents must certainly urge the marriage. “那就抓紧。”李和深有同感,这年龄回乡,爹妈肯定要催婚的。 Stands in the entrance, by outside curtain of rain, saw the opposite scientific meeting hall celebration New Year's Day scroll faintly. He then thinks, is the New Year's Day, 1990 New Year's Day, to the Spring Festival was less than one month. 站在门口,透过外面的雨幕,隐隐也看见了对面科学会堂庆祝元旦的条幅。他这才想起来,已经是元旦了,1990年的元旦,离春节不到一个月了。 Was placed came in the present issue, was returns to home village to celebrate the new year, returned to Hong Kong? 摆在眼前的问题又来了,是回乡过年,还是回香港? After a person gets married, is guarantees everybody or guarantees the small family/home, has such being in a dilemma after all, side is the old lady, side is a wife. 一个人成家之后,是保大家还是保小家,总归有这样的两难,一边是老娘,一边是媳妇。 However thinks that this year the general fourth child and fifth child have no way to celebrate the new year, together in Hong Kong, he finally decides to return to Hong Kong simply. 不过想想今年大概老四和老五也是没法回去过年的,索性都一起在香港罢了,他最终还是决定回香港。 As for Capital City, he did not have the time temporarily. He waits the victory of date benzole to come out now, goes to a Soviet Union, then buys, buys, buys. 至于京城,他是暂时没有时间去了。他现在就等着日苯的战果出来,去一趟苏联,然后就是买,买,买。 The family background that he just thinks, a Poussin stopped in the entrance of hotel, came out several people who to have a scare Li He from inside. 他正想的出身呢,一辆普桑停在了饭店的门口,从里面出来的几个人把李和吓了一跳。 His hurrying back passes away, is hits to incur does not hit to incur? 他慌忙背过身去,是打招唿还是不打招唿呢? He does not want to hit to incur. 他真的不想打招唿。 Hesitant, the back was given to pat, he was startled jumped, saw face that three he does not want to see. 犹豫着呢,后背被人给拍了一下,他惊了一跳,看到了那三张他不想看到的脸。 Professor Li, you may make us quite look.” Guo Dong layer on layer/heavily has patted under the shoulder of Li He with that powerful big hand. “李教授,你可让我们好找啊。”郭东用那有力的大手又重重的拍了下李和的肩膀。 „Is your several this handles matters?” Li He was saying to Liu Baoyong. “你们几位这是来办事?”李和是对着刘保用说的。 Guo Dong said, we are look your.” 郭东说,“我们就是来找你的。” Looks my?” Li He was startled to turn over to startled to welcome on the sofa of hall several people, then received the tea that the service person delivered personally, held to three people, drank to make tea, warms-up, outside was quite cold.” “找我的?”李和惊归惊不过还是把几个人迎进了大厅的沙发上,然后亲自接过服务员送过来的茶,捧给了三个人,“喝点茶,暖暖身子,外面比较冷。” Liu Baoyong sits down, has been sizing up to hotel around, floating leaf blow/boast on tea several, said, your this hotel is good, compared in big in Capital City, that Shoushan old man's hotel does not have high so is so big.” 刘保用坐下,对着酒店四周打量了一遍,在茶水上的浮叶吹了几口,才说,“你这个酒店不错,比在京城里的大,那寿山老头的饭店可没这么高这么大。” Overpraised.” Li He this time many had not felt greatly, the ins and outs have made others dig up to draw in any case cleanly, this saying also visibly tells him, my anything knew, do not cover-up. “过奖了。”李和这次没有多大的感觉了,反正老底已经让人家扒拉干净了,这话也就是明着告诉他,我什么都知道了,也别藏着掖着了。 Also, he also already expected will have such one day. However what makes him worry was these three people have not evaded the exposed status before him. 再说,他也早就料到会有这么一天的。不过让他担忧的是这三个人已经不避讳在他面前暴露身份了。 Guo Dong said, I did call well? Chairman Li? Professor Li?” 郭东说,“我怎么称唿好?李董事长?李教授?” Li He said ill-humoredly, casual.” 李和没好气的说,“随便吧。” He does not need to install the common people now again, installs others not to believe. According to Huang Jianxiang's words, great Chinese richest family Li Laoer! He inherited the glorious tradition of Chinese local tyrant! Tao Zhugong, T. V. Soong, Yu Qiaqing this moment soul takes possession! He has represented the Chinese merchant glorious history and tradition of! He was not one has been fighting in this moment, he was not a person! 他现在没必要再装良民了,装了人家也不信了。按照黄健翔的话来说,伟大的中国首富李老二!他继承了中国土豪的光荣传统!陶朱公、宋子文、虞洽卿此刻灵魂附体!他一个人代表了中国商人悠久的史和传统!在这一刻他不是一个在战斗了,他不是一个人! Shouted your Professor Li.” Liu Baoyong has distributed cigarettes to him, sees him to beckon with the hand, asked, shut out to miss?” “还是喊你李教授吧。”刘保用递了一根烟给他,见他摆手,笑问,“嫌弃差了?” Li He shakes the head saying that throat is uncomfortable, cannot pull out again.” 李和摇头笑说,“喉咙不舒服,不能再抽了。” ( To be continued......) r (未完待续……)r
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