Li He had a scare, not the happy Old Man Qin words, what was gets what one deserves I single! 李和吓了一跳,不高兴秦老头的话,什么叫活该我单身！ „Doing that Master Qin, your this mysteriously appeared and disappeared?”. “秦师傅,你这神出鬼没的干嘛呢？”。 „Has put behind you, I said, your day of this day fights the dog to stroll accompanied by pet bird to eat at a restaurant to drift along”. “一直搁你后面呢,我说,你这天天就斗狗遛鸟下馆子混日子啊”。 „I have not strolled accompanied by pet bird”, Li He corrected Mr. Qin fault promptly. “我没遛鸟”,李和及时纠正秦老头的错处。 „Ok, ok, that is teases the dog to eat at a restaurant”. “行,行,那是逗狗下馆子”。 „I have the work, has not drifted along”, Li He does not like listening to this old man to speak. “我也有工作,也没混日子啊”,李和不怎么爱听这老头说话。 „Doesn't drift along? Where has the young people to consume in this time daily? Were you big? Must discuss the friend, can marry? If I your parents must worry dead”, righteousness words that Old Man Qin said. “不是混日子？哪有年轻人天天把时间耗这里面的？你多大了？要不要谈朋友了,要不要结婚了？我要是你爹妈非得操心死”,秦老头说的义正言辞。 The Li He reminder said, „you have seen my father, do you look at him to worry?”. 李和提醒道,“你见过我爹的,你看他操心吗？”。 Old Man Qin was at a loss for words, he has seen Li Zhaokun, Li Zhaokun little has not taken a stroll in the lane entrance, his eyes can look at any color, is not willing to respond. 秦老头语塞,他是真见过李兆坤的,李兆坤在巷口里可没少溜达,他一眼就能瞧出什么色的,是决计不愿意搭理的。 „Don't you compete with me, look for my thread of conversation?”. “你非跟我较劲,找我话茬是吧？”。 „Master Qin can we speak a principle”, Li He thought that this old man today substance abuse, is a little impervious. “秦师傅咱能不能讲点理”,李和觉得这老头今天嗑药了,有点不可理喻。 „You also were really first said that I unreasonable”, Mr. Qin temperament has come up, „that you said that my where doesn't reason with?”. “你还真是第一个说我不讲道理的”,秦老头的脾气上来了,“那你说我哪里不讲理了？”。 „Was good, we change topic”, Li He does not want to intertwine again, this old man is not really affable, this old man's stingy small qi energy, does not dare to believe that simply he is a translator, simultaneously his son also occupies the top digit in the ministries, where likely prominent family, superficially petty bourgeois cannot again the petty bourgeois. “行了,那咱换话题”,李和不想再纠结下去,这老头真不是好惹的,这老头的抠门小气劲,简直不敢让人相信他是个翻译家,同时他儿子也在部委里面居高位,哪里像显赫的家庭,表面上看小市民的不能再小市民了。 „I the granddaughter introduced that is what kind to you?”. “我把孙女介绍给你怎么样？”。 „What?”, Li He placed Mr. Qin forehead the hand, this old man brain had the issue. “啥？”,李和把手放在秦老头的额头,这老头脑子有问题。 „Why”, Master Qin patted his hand. “干啥”,秦师傅把他的手拍下来。 Li He asked with the tone of sympathy, „do you go out today take a drug?”. 李和用同情的语气问道,“你今天出门吃药了吗？”。 The say/way that Master Qin was filled with righteous indignation, „rolled the calf, the father tells properly you”. 秦师傅义愤填膺的道,“滚犊子,老子跟你说正经的呢”。 „Rank is missing, you are my father, then your granddaughter, was not my niece” “辈分差着呢,你是我老子,然后你孙女,不就是我侄女了吗” „Is old I not to joke with you”, Old Man Qin was very the illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy, this small vegetable oil salt did not enter. “老我没跟你开玩笑”,秦老头很是气结,这小子油盐不进。 „Master Qin, this joke opened in a big way”, this world change was too rapid, Li He did not understand. “秦师傅,这个玩笑开大了”,这个世界变化太快,李和理解不了。 „What's wrong, how my granddaughter cannot be joined to your, you know how many people have to pursue her?”, Old Man Qin panting in indignation asked. “怎么,我孙女配不上你怎么的了,你知道有多少人追求她吗？”,秦老头气呼呼的质问道。 „It is not this meaning, is I cannot seek friendships, cannot seek friendships really”, that girl temperament, Li He cannot seek friendships, that girl disposition, in the entire lane does not have not to know that flares up instantly, moreover is very difficult to extinguish. “不是这个意思,是我高攀不起,真的高攀不起”,那姑娘的脾气,李和是真的高攀不起,就那姑娘性格,整个巷子里没有不知道的,一点火就着,而且很难熄。 What girl is long was does not have the words saying that the cream of the crop look, Li He also frequently saw, the name also had the characteristics, calling Qin to have the meter/rice, it is said was Old Man Qin in the countryside hungry must feel dizzy, his son gave him to send the letter/believes, said that the wife lived a girl, and while convenient asked girl gave any name to be good, Old Man Qin replied in writing saying that called Qin to have the grain, did not have any thing preciously compared with the grain, must call Qin to have the grain. On this name, first do not say that the son did agree, wife first is not glad. 姑娘长的是没话说,百里挑一的相貌,李和也是经常见到的,名字也有特色,叫秦有米,据说是秦老头在乡下饿的要发昏了,他儿子给他去了信,说媳妇生了个丫头,并且顺带问了一句姑娘起啥名字好,秦老头回信说叫秦有粮,没什么东西比粮食更宝贵的了,必须叫秦有粮。就这名字,先不要说儿子同意不同意,媳妇第一个就不乐意。 Old Man Qin was gruff, insisted that must call Qin to have the grain, his son did not have idea, the reply has compromised, or called Qin to have the meter/rice. The old man is not glad, in the grain also had the sorghum surface, the naked oat surface, corn flour, the soybean surface, the mung bean surface, the black soybeans surface, the red bean surface, the barley surface, the wheat surface, the buckwheat surface, the seed of Job's tears surface and oats surface, the light calls the meter/rice, did you make the bread flour think? 秦老头是个倔的,坚持要叫秦有粮,他儿子没辙,回信妥协了,要不叫秦有米吧。老头不乐意,粮食里面还有高粱面、莜麦面、玉米面、黄豆面、绿豆面、黑豆面、红豆面、大麦面、小麦面、荞麦面、薏米面、燕麦面,光叫米了,你让面粉怎么想？ This good fortune not entire! 这个福气不全啊！ Two sides reach a stalemate, finally returns to the city until old man, the white and tender tender granddaughter one meter over, calling the grain to be truly coarse , agreed that has the meter/rice to have the meter/rice, 两方相持不下,最后直到老头回城,白嫩嫩的孙女已经一米出头了,叫有粮确实难听,也就同意了,有米就有米吧, Finally, when Qin had meter/rice to grow up, she is not glad, in this family/home poorly, unexpectedly called the meter/rice, a big live person called such a name, went out embarrassed, even if called the millet, she can also feel better, she requested to change name over and over again, had not achieved wishes. 结果呢,待秦有米长大,她自己就不乐意了,这家里得多穷啊,居然叫有米,一个大活人叫这么个名字,出门都不好意思,哪怕叫小米,她心里还能好受点,她三番五次的要求改名字,都没如愿。 Was Old Man Qin does not want, had the meter/rice to have the grain is the good fortune, the good fortune changed also to, like this high-level intellectual, was senior the farmer more difficult than the countryside at crucial moments. 是秦老头不愿意,有米有粮是福气,福气改了还得了,这样的高级知识分子,在关键时刻比乡下老农民还拧巴。 This Qin Xiaomi her father to hate, you said that reported good news reports good news, your being all right made the grandfather give any name! 这秦小米把她父亲给怨恨上了,你说报喜就报喜吧,你没事让爷爷给起啥名字啊！ The Old Man Qin son was complained about by the unmarried girl, is a lot of grievance, I initially was casual that polite one, who thinks that he took seriously! 秦老头的儿子被闺女埋怨,也是一肚子委屈,我当初就是随便那么客气了一句,谁想他当真了啊！ Therefore finally had the boy, the unique skill has not dared to make Old Man Qin give the name! 所以最后又生了男孩,绝技不敢让秦老头起名字了！ Old Man Qin stared Li He one, say/way unrestrained/no trace of politeness, „I know that you could not seek friendships, therefore you tried hard to pursue, you idled in any case are also idling, is right? I pass a news to you, she did not have object”. 秦老头瞪了李和一眼,毫不客气的道,“我知道你高攀不起,所以你努力去追一下呗,反正你闲着也是闲着,对不对？我给你透个消息,她还没对象”。 Li He swinging is the same with the wave, „cannot overtake, cannot overtake, I am in rube, the mud on leg have not washed cleanly”. 李和头摇的跟波浪一样,“追不上的,追不上的,我就是地里的泥腿子,腿上的泥巴还没洗干净呢”。 „No, I am also the rube family background, no one can take a liking to anyone. Also you were also an associate professor, diligently one was hopeful. Don't you diligently, how know unable to overtake? Me told well her helps you cause a vigor again, on your side again dessert, two next sum total did not become, the young people wanted to be confident, how did not try not to know that good”, Old Man Qin became is with good intention suddenly. “别啊,我也是泥腿子出身,谁也别瞧不上谁。再说你好歹也是个副教授,努力一把还是有希望的。你不努力,怎么就知道追不上？我这边跟她好好说说,再帮你使点劲,你那边再上点心,两下一合计不就成了嘛,年轻人要有信心,不试试怎么知道不行呢”,秦老头突然间变得善解人意。 „It is not good, is not good”, Li He hears that „vice-” character, is not at heart comfortable. “不行,不行”,李和听到那个“副”字,心里就不怎么舒服。 As long as is selling anxiously, does not have well what, Li He confessed oneself are not silly, definitely cannot listen to this old man to brag. 但凡急着推销出去的,没有什么好的,李和自认自己不傻,肯定不能听这老头瞎吹。 „Not to be how good, my granddaughter's long clown?”. “怎么不行呢,我孙女长的丑？”。 „That cannot, long is very attractive”, Li He from saying of bottom of one's heart, this girl , if ugly, does not have really attractively. “那不能,长的很好看”,李和发自肺腑的说道,这姑娘要是丑,真没好看的了。 „Did school record lower?” “学历低了？” „Cannot, solemn good university outstanding student”, an established intellectual family, have a high-school student to call strangely. “不能够啊,堂堂名牌大学高材生”,一个老牌知识分子家庭,出个高中生才叫稀奇呢。 „Isn't unit of work good?”, Old Man Qin was anxious. “工作单位不好？”,秦老头急了。 „That cannot, the cadres of big mechanism/organization compared with my this broken teacher strong hundred times”, this be the Li He real soul talk. “那更不能了,大机关的干部比我这破老师强个百倍”,这句更是李和的真心话了。 Old Man Qin was black the face to ask, „can't shut out her temperament not to be good?”. 秦老头黑着脸问道,“不能嫌弃她脾气不好吧？”。 Li He was happy, sentimental your this old man know! 李和乐了,感情你这老头自己知道啊！ „Hehe, is very lively”. “嘿嘿,是挺活泼的”。 Old Man Qin ill-humored say/way, „, if the temperament were good, I cannot look for you!” 秦老头没好气的道,“要是脾气好,我也不能找你啊！” Li He was angry, that cannot work as the taking over a business hero with me! 李和恼了,那也不能拿我当接盘侠啊！ „Master Qin, the day early, we respectively did not go various home”. “秦师傅,天也不早了,咱各回各家吧”。 „I told you, my granddaughter is gentle is very gentle, has the filial piety very much, has compassion very much”, Master Qin held on Li He. “我跟你说,我孙女温柔起来也很温柔的,也很有孝心,也很有爱心”,秦师傅拉住李和。 Flickering ghost! 忽悠鬼呢！ Li He can believe this saying to call fishily! 李和能信这话才叫有鬼呢！ „Master Qin, which point you had a liking for my, I change to be good!” “秦师傅,你看上了我哪点好,我改行不行！” „I have a liking for you to be lazy, security”. “我就看上你懒,安全”。 Instantaneous friend completely 瞬间友尽 Li He engages in introspection, initially decided Earth, is to is wrong. 李和扪心自问,当初决定来地球,到底是对是错。 „Where my was lazy?”, Li He must compete. “我哪里懒了？”,李和非要较劲。 The say/way that Old Man Qin disdained, „your objects were disinclined to look, what wasn't lazy is?” 秦老头不屑的道,“你连对象都懒得找,不是懒是什么？” „I had the object, Master Qin, do not take the trouble really”, Li He offered a sacrifice to the trump card. “我有对象,秦师傅,你真别费心了”,李和祭出杀手锏。 „Also can have girlfriend on your this goods”, only Master Qin thought was what Fang, but it is well known she was missing the age with Li He, even if two months ago lived in a courtyard, nobody has always thought that which house is not occupied by several families, this Li He, others were also a pity that such big house was occupied by two people, but also so many spatial rooms, many people also asked that Li He did rent, inside had attractive single girl many. “就你这种货色也能有女朋友”,秦师傅唯一想到的就是何芳了,但是众所周知她跟李和差着年龄呢,哪怕两个月以前住一个院子,从来也没人多想过,哪个宅子不是住着十几户人家,就这李和家,人家还可惜这么大的宅子就住了两个人,还有那么多的空房间,许多人还问李和租不租,里面不乏有漂亮的单身姑娘。