MWA :: Volume #18

#30: Wu Yang's singing sound


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Drinks, drinks, drinks...... 喝酒,喝酒,还是喝酒…… Sang, sings, sang...... 唱歌,唱歌,还是唱歌…… Dances, dances, dances...... 跳舞,跳舞,还是跳舞…… Various performance sketches and crosstalks, even is the double reed...... 表演各种的小品、相声,甚至是双簧…… In any case various women and Wu Yang play, casual anything plays very much, did not fear the song that oneself sang can suffer dead , did not fear dance that oneself danced like penguin general...... 反正诸女吴阳玩的都很嗨,随便什么都去玩,也不怕自己唱的歌能把人折磨死,也不怕自己跳的舞有如企鹅一般…… All unusual optional, no one ridiculed in any case, is only the laughter, to laugh heartily. 一切都非常的随意,反正也没人嘲笑,只是笑声,一切都是为了欢笑。 Eats and drinks and chats, this is the life. 吃吃喝喝、说说笑笑,这才是人生嘛。 Wu Yang, sang, everyone sang, did you as the household head, you feel all right?” White Queen takes the microphone to arrive in front of Wu Yang's. 吴阳,唱首歌吧,大家都唱了,你身为一家之主,你好意思嘛?”白后拿着话筒走到吴阳的面前。 Immediately all around creating a disturbance sound: 顿时四周一片起哄的声音: Father, sang a song, I wanted to listen.” “爸爸,唱一首歌吧,我想要听听。” Husband, sang, sang is coarse we not to say your anything.” “老公,唱吧,唱的难听我们不会说你什么的。” Husband, requests one quickly, I said that anticipated very much.” “夫君,快点唱一个,我表示很期待。” Wu Yang, you, if the man, you sang, do not instigate.” 吴阳,你要是男人的话,你就唱,不要怂。” ...... …… Wu Yang scratched a nose with the hand, said: You determined that wants me to sing?” 吴阳用手擦了一下鼻子,道:“你们确定要我唱歌?” Determination!” Exceptionally unified sound. “确定!”异常统一的声音。 But reached an agreement, does not permit to cheat, we know that you can change your acoustic ray with your ability, then sang the sound of pleasant to hear.” The purple Xuan called out. “但是说好了,不准作弊,我们知道你可以用你的能力来改变你的声线,进而唱出好听的声音。”紫萱叫道。 White Queen say/way with a laugh: You can count on that he could not cheat absolutely, in my microphone was installed with the sound return to original state machine, but can the acoustic ray of change returning to original state, how regardless of he changed the acoustic ray, was useless.” 白后笑呵呵的道:“你们放心,他是绝对作弊不了的,我的话筒上可是安装有声音还原机器的,可是能把改变的声线给还原出来的,无论他怎么改变声线,都是没用的。” How you did not say early.” Su Yueming and Alice, red / red sorceress, iron fan and segment soft called out together. No wonder, they changed the acoustic ray obviously, the song that finally sang was that coarse, originally was this. “你怎么不早说。”苏月明爱丽丝、绯/红女巫、铁扇、段柔一同叫道。难怪,她们明明改变了声线,结果唱出的歌还是那么难听,原来是这样。 White Queen some say/way of teasing: What's wrong? Did you cheat a moment ago?” 白后有些戏谑的道:“怎么?难道你们刚才都作弊了吗?” No.” “没有。” How possibly, this shameless matter, coming out that only then husband can make, I will not do.” “怎么可能,这种无耻的事情,只有夫君能做的出来的,我是不会做的。” Yes, we have not cheated absolutely.” “就是,我们绝对没有作弊。” Several females denied immediately. 几女立即否认。 White Queen shrugged saying: These did not matter, Wu Yang, sang, everyone waited to listen.” 白后摊了摊手道:“这些都无所谓了,吴阳,唱吧,大家都等着听呢。” Wu Yang some say/way embarrasedly: Like my surpassing Andy Lau, the soul singer who exceeds Jacky Cheung, did not need to sing, you understood.” 吴阳有些讪讪的道:“像我这种赛过刘德华,胜过张学友的灵魂歌手,还是不用唱了吧,你们都明白的。” The mother, damn White Queen, invents what sound return to original state machine, this also lets his acting pretentious happy acting pretentious, but how also makes him cheat. 妈的,该死的白后,发明什么声音还原机器,这还让他装逼愉快的装逼,还让他怎么作弊。 We are not clear.” various women loud say/way. “我们不明白。”诸女大声道。 You sang, everyone has sung, you cannot escape.” “你还是唱啊,大家都唱过了,你是逃不掉的。” Yes, is a man? Is inferior to our women? Slow-going, despises you.” “就是,还是个男人吗?难道不如我们女人吗?磨磨蹭蹭的,鄙视你。” Father, come on, do not make elder sister despise you.” “爸爸,加油啊,不要让姐姐们鄙视你啊。” Shanshan called one: Yang elder brother, you sang «Small Apple» were good, you sang was very of pleasant to hear.” 珊珊叫了一声:“阳哥哥,你就唱《小苹果》好了,你唱的很好听的。” Shanshan remembers Wu Yang in «Mermaid» world, «Small Apple» that sang. 珊珊可是记得吴阳在《美人鱼》的世界中,唱的《小苹果》。 Shen Jiayi also called one: Yes, sang «Small Apple», I know you can sing was very of pleasant to hear.” 沈佳宜也叫了一声:“是啊,就唱《小苹果》,我知道你可以唱的很好听的。” Good suitable, has he sung this song in your world?” Several females look at Shen Jiayi. “佳宜,难道他在你们的世界中唱过这首歌?”几女看着沈佳宜。 Is.” Shen Jiayi nods, leading to tease, at that time, but there are many ignorant young female students to be crazy for him.” “是的啊。”沈佳宜点了点头,带着一丝戏谑道,“那个时候,可是有很多的无知小女生为他疯狂的。” Our men, other skill does not have, acting pretentious plays cool, deceiving woman that really has one very much.” Gwynne is saying with a laugh. “我们的这个男人,别的本事没有,装逼耍酷,骗女人那是真的很有一手啊。”格温笑呵呵的说着。 Wu Yang coughed: Since good suitable with Shanshan knows of pleasant to hear that I sang, I did not need to sing, the opportunity of performance gave you.” 吴阳咳嗽了一声:“既然佳宜与珊珊都知道我唱的好听,我就不用唱了,表现的机会让给你们了。” Hehe, that was good suitable with Shanshan said that we have not listened. Who knows that you did cheat at that time?” “呵呵,那是佳宜与珊珊说的,我们又没听过。谁知道你那个时候是不是作弊了?” Yes, sang quickly, rubbish.” “就是啊,快唱,废什么话啊。” Sang, sang, sang......” Becky, Hermione and Tessa to pat the palm, had the rhythm very much said. “唱起来,唱起来,唱起来……”贝姬赫敏泰莎拍着手掌,很有节奏的叫起来。 Afterward everyone is shouting like this: Sang, sang, sang......” 随后每个人都这样喊着:“唱起来,唱起来,唱起来……” Wu Yang forcing did not have the means that in the eye flashed through a ruthless color, said: Sang sings, you think that I did not dare, I will make you to despise me, taunt me, paid the price.” 吴阳给逼迫的没办法了,眼中闪过一丝狠色,道:“唱就唱,你们以为我不敢啊,我会让你们为轻视我、嘲讽我,付出代价的。” Right, various women paid the serious price. 没错,诸女都付出了惨重的代价。 Wu Yang that likes the male donkey to call / spring singing sound, the lethality was too big, the range is extremely broad, spreads over the entire Castle in the Sky. 吴阳那有如公驴叫/春的歌声,杀伤力实在太大了,范围极广,传遍整个天空之城。 Numerous intelligent robots hear the singing sound, immediately the procedure/program is confused, is spinning same place, in the electric spark is thin huā lā. 众多的智能机器人听到歌声,顿时程序错乱,在原地打转着,电火花稀里哗啦着。 Received intense sound wave disturbance, was disturbed by the intense sound wave, wrong, wrong, wrong......” “受的强烈声波干扰,受到强烈声波干扰,错误,错误,错误……” Bang...... 轰…… Some intelligent robots exploded directly. 有的智能机器人直接爆掉了。 In various women pain, covered the ears with the hand. 在现场的诸女就更加的痛苦了,一个个用手捂着耳朵。 Asked you do not sing, asked you, others sang to ask for money, you sang are awfully, good pain......” “求你不要唱了,求求你了,别人唱歌要钱,你唱歌是要命啊,好痛苦……” Father, stops quickly, stops quickly, my ear......” “爸爸,快停下来,快停下来,我的耳朵……” „It is not good, this simply is the sound of Hell, is quite uncomfortable.” “不行了,这简直就是地狱之音啊,好难受。” My ear, my ear was given rape by this sound......” “我的耳朵,我的耳朵被这声音给强女干了……” However Wu Yang cannot hear, why he thorough being infatuated in oneself singing sound , why he had sung so of pleasant to hear? 但是吴阳听不到,他已经彻底的陶醉在了自己的歌声中,为什么,为什么他唱的如此的好听? Before was simply wrong, with the ability change acoustic ray, did not absoltely need, did not need completely. 以前简直就是错误啊,用能力改变声线,根本没必要,完全没必要。 By the present, he discovered, his sound is the sound of sounds of nature. 到现在,他才发现,他的声音就是天籁之音。 , Wu Yang opened the eye finally, that group of women certain deep by his singing sound confusing is unable to extricate oneself. 一曲终了,吴阳睁开了眼睛,那帮女人们一定已经深深的被他的歌声给迷的无法自拔了吧。 Wu Yang looked, having a scare, because various women is showing the whites of the eyes, some even quick mouth spat the foam, scant of breath. 吴阳看了过去,给吓了一跳,因为诸女一个个翻着白眼,有的甚至都快口吐白沫了,呼吸困难。 Wu Yang talked to oneself: Never expected that I sang such good, was infatuated like this, then I sang one to be good again, you certainly very happy right.” 吴阳自语道:“没想到我唱的这样好,一个个都陶醉成这样了,那么我就再唱一首好了,你们一定会很高兴的对吧。” Father asked you, asked you, do not sing......” a hand to hold the Wu Yang's foot. “爸爸求求你了,求你了,不要唱了……”一只手抓住了吴阳的脚。 azure, you? How to lie in my under foot?” Wu Yang will lie in his immediately, painful azure extremely hugging. “青儿,你怎么了?怎么趴在我的脚下了?”吴阳立即将趴在他脚下,痛苦万分的青儿给抱了起来。 Say/Way that azure pain rebukes oneself: Father, I made a mistake, we made a mistake, we should not make you sing, lets off, lets off us.” 青儿痛苦又自责的道:“爸爸,我错了,我们都错了,我们不该让你唱歌的,放过,放过我们吧。”.. Likes Movie World's Archvillain asking everyone to collect:( www.bxwxorg.com) Movie World's Archvillain writing literature refresh rate is fastest. 喜欢电影世界大反派请大家收藏:(www.bxwxorg.com)电影世界大反派笔下文学更新速度最快。
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