MWA :: Volume #17

#67: The school flower is very coarse


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Hears those words of opposite party, held the male student of rose to sit down exhausted slowly on the ground, how this?” 听到对方的那句话,捧着玫瑰花的男生慢慢瘫坐在了地上,“怎么这样?” Thinks one that must win time the younger sister opportunity, was actually rejected by the opposite party finally, really wants to cry but have no tears, because sang «Small Apple» coarse? 原本以为是必胜的一次把妹机会,结果却被对方拒绝了,真是欲哭无泪,只是因为唱《小苹果》难听吗? Opposite female student continued: I know that for these days many male students sang the small apple to vindicate to the female student, succeeded. But should not be so superficial, so long as you who I think sang the small apple I to agree.” 对面的女生继续说着:“我知道这几天有很多男生唱小苹果向女生表白,很多都成功了。但你不要把我想的那么肤浅,只要你唱一下小苹果我就同意了。” Of pleasant to hear, at least has 10 percent of Teacher Wu Yang does not request you to sing.” This female student somewhat indignant calling out, then turned around to walk fast. “不要求你唱的有多好听,至少有吴阳老师的十分之一啊。”这女生有些气愤的叫道,然后转身快速的走了。 little magnificence......” male student extends / a hand toward the back of female student. “小华……”男生朝着女生的背影伸/出一只手。 Do not be sad, so long as you sang «Small Apple» of pleasant to hear, little magnificence she will agree absolutely.” A following male student walked came the comfort to say. “不要难过,只要你把《小苹果》唱的好听一点,小华她绝对会同意的。”后面的一个男生走了过来安慰道。 My real singing is very coarse?” “我真的唱的很难听吗?” Do not say like this, you think merely is only very coarse? Wants the human life.” “不要这样说,你以为仅仅只是很难听吗?是要人命啊。” Holds your Sir......” “操你大爷……” Side of artificial lake, is a male student and a female student, in the hand of this male student takes a love letter, is reading to the female student loudly. 人工湖的旁边,又是一个男生和一个女生,这个男生的手中拿着一张情书,对着女生大声念着。 Dear Ali, you are my small apple, how I like you not disliking many, you red small face warms my pit of the stomach, lightens my life the fire...... Ali, is my girlfriend.” “亲爱的阿丽,你就是我的小苹果,我怎么爱你都不嫌多,你红红的小脸儿温暖我的心窝,点亮我生命的火……阿丽,做我的女朋友吧。” Good.” Move of Ali face. “好。”阿丽一脸的感动。 Good, you are my small apple, Ali.” “太好了,你就是我的小苹果,阿丽。” both sides excited hugging in one. 双方激动的抱在了一起。 The beforehand that press women and several cameramen stand in that to the male and female not far place, two people patting. 之前的那个女记者和几个摄像师站在那对男女不远的地方,将二人给拍了下来。 The press women are saying: Now is very popular such confession way, sang the small apple confession, interpolated the love letter confession the lyrics of small apple. Success ratio very high, saw 5 pairs of confession scenes from start to the present, only then a pair failed, the reason sang small Apple was too coarse.” 女记者说着:“现在很流行这样的告白方式,唱小苹果告白的,将小苹果的歌词写进情书告白的。成功率非常的高,从开始到现在看到了五对告白场景,只有一对失败了,原因是将小苹果唱的太难听了。” „After listening to the small apple, many people said that the waist is not sour the leg is not painful, the one breath can on five buildings, eat fragrant, why to be strong. Why «Small Apple» will have such magic power? Really impatient wanted to see his creator Teacher Wu Yang.” “听了小苹果后,很多人表示腰不酸了腿不痛了,一口气能上五楼了,吃嘛嘛香,干啥都有劲。《小苹果》为什么会有这样的魔力呢?真是迫不及待的想要见到他的创作者吴阳老师了。” The press women wandered in the entire Taiwan University, asked numerous student, looks for the Wu Yang's whereabouts, however had not found eventually. 女记者在整个台大转悠了一圈,问了众多学生,寻找吴阳的下落,然而终究还是没有找到。 The small apple is disseminating at the terrifying speed, particularly the popularization of network, boosted the crazy dissemination of small apple. 小苹果以恐怖的速度传播着,尤其是网络的普及,更是助推了小苹果的疯狂传播。 Spreads the entire Taipei city from Taiwan University, then became popular in the entire Taiwan, main street and small alley, KTV and disco were small apple that make human-controlled unable to trig the demonic nature sound of vibration everywhere, can see that everywhere jumps crowd that the small apple danced. 从台湾大学流传到整个台北市,然后风靡到了整个台湾,大街小巷、KTV、迪厅到处都是小苹果那让人控制不住抖动的魔性声音,到处都能看到跳小苹果舞蹈的人群。 The dances of various types of «Small Apple» editions are spreading in the network, what square aunt version «Small Apple», environmental protection worker version «Small Apple», bear child version «Small Apple», police version «Small Apple»...... as well as various spoof versions. 各种《小苹果》版本的舞蹈在网络上流传着,什么广场大妈版《小苹果》、环卫工人版《小苹果》、熊孩子版《小苹果》、警察版《小苹果》……以及各种恶搞版。 The small apple is still continue disseminate crazily, China mainland, South Korea and Japan...... 小苹果还在继续疯狂的传播着,天朝大陆,韩国、日本…… Even can see that various star artists perform the small apple. 甚至能看到各种明星艺人去表演小苹果。 Naturally all these have not related with Wu Yang, he does not have to think an own small apple can the fire to this degree, brainwashing Divine Comedy is brainwashing Divine Comedy, when puts, can be popular at the terrifying speed. 当然这一切都与吴阳没关系,他也没想到自己一首小苹果可以火到这个程度,洗脑神曲就是洗脑神曲啊,放到什么时候,都可以以恐怖的速度流行起来。 Many artist companies are seeking for Wu Yang, said that anything must pack to build him, making him the national male god of new generation, the Son of Heaven anything. 很多艺人公司都在寻找吴阳,说什么要包装打造他,让他成为新一代的国民男神,天王什么的。 Funny? How Wu Yang is possibly interested in such matter, he sang is only plays, is not what star. 搞笑?吴阳怎么可能对这样的事情感兴趣,他唱歌只是玩一下而已,可不是为了当什么明星。 To work as the words of star, he can become on this world momentarily the man of most show air/Qi, but such does and has to suppose the significance? 想要当明星的话,他随时可以成为这个世界上最骚气的男人,但那样做又有设么意义? power, beauty and system were the Wu Yang's pursue, star anything's pediatrics too. 力量美女系统才是吴阳的追求,明星什么的太小儿科了。 Side that a Wu Yang person sat in the artificial lake, oneself arrived at this world also time, except for experiencing student lived, did dim daylight with Shen Jiayi / dark, has probably not made what proper business. 吴阳一人坐在了人工湖的旁边,自己来到这个世界也有一段时间了,除了体验一把学生生活,与沈佳宜搞搞暧/昧,好像就没做什么正事了。 Cannot continuously this.” In the Wu Yang's eye flashes through a none, naturally, such life is also leisurely and carefree, in some sense, is very good. “不能一直这样啊。”吴阳的眼中闪过一丝精光,当然,这样的生活也廷悠闲舒适的,从某种意义上来说,也是很不错的。 But Wu Yang after all is not an average person, such life has had occasionally, this way was a crime. 吴阳毕竟不是一个普通人,这样的生活偶尔过过还可以,一直这样下去就是一种罪了。 The Wu Yang's vision looks in the direction of villa, saw only Shen Jiayi to stand in front of villa, as if very hesitant, several hands put on the doorbell, finally has not pressed. 吴阳的目光朝着别墅的方向看去,只见沈佳宜站在了别墅的门前,似乎非常的犹豫,几次手放到了门铃上,最后都没有按。 The Wu Yang's corners of the mouth reveal one to smile evilly, is looks evidently my. 吴阳的嘴角露出一丝邪笑,看样子是来找我的啊。 hey hey feeds, isn't this my Senior Colonel Shen spends? How to come to here? If were seen by the male schoolmates, I will be envied dead.” The Wu Yang's sound resounds in Shen Jiayi back. 喂喂喂,这不是我的沈大校花吗?怎么会来这里?要是被男同学们看到了,我可是会被嫉妒死的。”吴阳的声音在沈佳宜的背后响起。 Shen Jiayi fast turning around, the complexion blushes slightly, the action definitely looked by this fellow in the eye. 沈佳宜快速的转身,脸色微微发红,自己刚才的举动肯定都被这个家伙看在眼中了。 What school is colored, will you care about these?” Shen Jiayi has one to shame the angry say/way. “什么校花啊,你会在乎这些吗?”沈佳宜带着一丝羞恼道。 Caring, I am a worldling, regarding appearance anything's caring.” Wu Yang arrives at Shen Jiayi front, looks at Shen Jiayi face. “在乎,我就是一个俗人,对于外貌什么的很在乎。”吴阳走到沈佳宜的面前,看着沈佳宜的脸。 Shen Jiayi backed up one step, the look somewhat moved aside, „can't you proper?” 沈佳宜倒退了一步,眼神有些躲闪,“你就不能正经一点吗?” Can, what matter then you do ask me to have?” Wu Yang asked. “能啊,那么你来找我有什么事情?”吴阳问道。 Regarding this saying, Shen Jiayi is somewhat discontented, was all right cannot look for you? However Shen Jiayi has not asked like this. 对于这话,沈佳宜有些不满,难道没事就不能找你了吗?不过沈佳宜没有这样问出来。 That, who said that I look your, I passed by here.” Shen Jiayi looks to one side, this saying she does not believe. “那个,谁说我来找你的,我只是路过这里。”沈佳宜看向一边,这话她自己都不相信。 „, This. I noticed probably somebody wants according to the doorbell several times......” “哦,这样啊。我好像看到某个人几次想要按门铃……” No, do not say.” Shen Jiayi pushed Wu Yang, the complexion is redder, is really, can embarrass her? Bastards. “不,不要说了。”沈佳宜推了吴阳一下,脸色更红,真是的,非要让她难堪吗?混蛋。 Say/Way that Wu Yang smiles: Good, then I did invite Shen Xiaohua?” 吴阳笑眯眯的道:“好,那么我请沈校花进去好吗?” Do not call our school to be colored, school flower anything, is listening coarse.” Shen Jiayi discontented say/way. “不要叫我校花了,校花什么的,听着就难听。”沈佳宜不满的道。 Coarse?” Wu Yang opened the door, this title, but many people want.” “难听?”吴阳打开了门,“这个称号,可是很多人都想要得到的啊。” I do not want, I feel coarse.” Shen Jiayi ill-humored say/way. “我才不想要,我就觉得难听。”沈佳宜没好气的道。 The Wu Yang's eye transferred, the time is changing, school flower word felt that is also changing. 吴阳的眼睛转了一下,时代在变,校花这个词感觉也在变。 Like young lady word, before placing, is a polite name, puts the present, good, everyone understands. 就像小姐这个词,放在以前是一种礼貌称呼,放到现在,好吧,大家都懂的。 School flower word to the Wu Yang's feeling on some silver, thinks of the school to be colored, first thinks before is these people, clear school flower, the back actually lies down in adoptive father's bosom...... 校花这个词给吴阳的感觉就有些银荡,一想到校花,首先想到的就是那些人前清纯的校花,背后却躺在干爹的怀中…… Stops, cannot think . 打住,不能想了。.. 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