Wu Yanglooksto squirtchattyTang dynasty pilgrim monk, no wonderSun Wukongcan unable to endure, if this normal peopleare unable to endure, Tetecanrubbish.吴阳看着唧唧歪哇个不停的唐三藏,难怪孙悟空会无法忍受,这要是正常人都无法忍受,太特么的能废话了。Qingxia is also the appearance that is unable to endure, has not seensuchwordymother-in-law'sperson.
青霞也是一副无法忍受的模样,从来没有见过这么啰嗦婆妈的人。„Sun Wukong, yourmanyexcuses, clearlydoes not wantto marry the west longitude.”Floatsaidinin the airGoddess of Mercyreprimanding,„howto explainagain, cannotforgiveyouto bullymasterMiezu the behavior.”
“孙悟空,你诸多借口,分明就是不想去娶西经。”悬浮在空中的观音斥责道,“再怎么解释,也不能原谅你欺师灭祖的行为。”Monk Tangstartedto speak, „Goddess of Mercyelder sister, thisisyouris not right. Wukonghemusteatme, but also is only a idea, has not become the fact, youalsodo not have the evidence, does itswhatcrimehave? Was inferior after itateme, youhavedepending onhaving the evidence, decideshiscrime is not lateagain.”
唐僧又开始说话了,“观音姐姐,这就是你的不对了。悟空他要吃我,还只是一个构思,并没有成为事实,你又没有证据,它何罪之有呢?不如等它吃了我之后,你有凭有据,再定他的罪不迟。”Goddess of MercybyMonk Tangwordywas tired to the lane, said: „Tang dynasty pilgrim monkyouare wordy, Ihave heard, buthas not thought ofyouwordysuch. Igiveyourdiamondcircleto makeyouoverpowerthismonkey, youdo not useunexpectedly.”
观音都被唐僧的啰嗦给弄烦了,道:“唐三藏你啰嗦,我早就听说过了,只是没想到你这么的啰嗦。我给你的金刚圈让你制服这猴子,你竟然不用。”„Oh, thatdiamondencircles the size is too bad, after firstis heavylight, leftKuanyouis narrow, after heputs on, veryuncomfortable......”
“唉,那个金刚圈尺寸太差,前重后轻,左宽右窄,他戴上之后很不舒服……”
An idle talk of Monk TangDatongis incessant, Sun Wukong and Goddess of Mercyare unable to endure, called outtogether: „Shut up!”
唐僧一大通的废话滔滔不绝着,孙悟空和观音都无法忍受了,一同叫道:“闭嘴!”Hides a supremetreasurebehindhay, somesympathieslooks atSun Wukong, thismonkeyis not really easy.
躲在一处干草后面的至尊宝,有些同情的看着孙悟空,这个猴子真是不容易啊。„Youunderstandnowfinallymypain, repliedme.”Sun Wukongbrandishesstick, is yellingtoward the Goddess of Mercy.
“你们现在终于了解我的痛苦了吧,回答我。”孙悟空挥舞起棒子,朝着观音大叫着。„Threewomen.”Sun Wukongrises with a spring, rushes overtoward the Goddess of Mercy.
“三八婆。”孙悟空一跃而起,朝着观音冲了过去。„Monstermonkeysuffers to death.” A Goddess of Mercypalmhit, the handincreased, grasped firmlySun Wukong.
“妖猴受死。”观音一掌打了过去,手变大,攥住了孙悟空。Sun Wukongis strugglingfuriously, flewfrom the hand of Goddess of Mercy, after the in the airturn over, fellon the ground.
孙悟空奋力的挣扎着,从观音的手中飞了出来,在空中一个翻转后,落在了地上。„Depends onyoualso to tidy upme, youthink that youare the TathagataBuddha.”Sun Wukongis yellingto the Goddess of Mercy.
“就凭你也想收拾我,你以为你是如来佛祖啊。”孙悟空对着观音大叫着。Monk Tanganxiousis yelling: „Goddess of Mercyelder sister, do not hit, do not harmWukong.”
唐僧急的大叫着:“观音姐姐,你们不要打了,不要伤害悟空啊。”„TodayImustenforce justice on behalf of Heaven.” The hand of Goddess of Mercywields, piece of giantbamboo leavesflytowardSun Wukong.
“今天我要替天行道。”观音的手一挥,一片巨大的竹叶朝着孙悟空飞去。HowwhateverSun Wukongavoidsto struggle, thatpiece of giantbamboo leavesgaveto wraphim.
任凭孙悟空如何的躲避挣扎,那片巨大的竹叶还是将他给包裹住了。„Receives!” The one of the jadenetbottle in Goddess of Mercyhandtowardfrontattracted, wrapsSun Wukong'sbigbamboo leavesto be inhaled.
“收!”观音手中的玉净瓶朝着前面一吸,包裹着孙悟空的大竹叶被吸入了进去。
A Monk Tanganxiousappearance, „Goddess of Mercyelder sister, shows mercy, asked that the personwhocannot have? Heafter all is myapprentice, is the apprenticehas the mistake, the masteris also responsible. AskedGoddess of Mercyelder sisterto give his way out.”
唐僧一副焦急的样子,“观音姐姐,手下留情啊,试问人谁能无过呢?他总归是我徒弟,做徒弟的有错,师父也有责任。求观音姐姐放他一条生路吧。”„Ido not eliminatehim, is unable to confesstoJade Emperor.”
“我不消灭他,无法向玉皇大帝交代。”„This poor monkwill not enableyouto feel embarrassed, askedelder sisterandJade Emperorsaysone, this poor monkis willingto assign/lifeto trade a life. Ido not enterHell......”
“贫僧不会使你为难的,求姐姐和玉皇大帝说一声,贫僧愿意一命换一命。正所谓我不入地狱……”Hidesbehind the haypeep the supremetreasure, lifted the head, showed the self-satisfiedsmiling face: „Mooncame outfinally, nowdoes not walk, whentreats?”
躲在干草后面偷看的至尊宝,抬起了头,露出了得意的笑容:“月亮终于出来了,现在不走,更待何时?”
The supremetreasureturned on the moonlighttreasure box, aimed atmoon of space.
至尊宝打开了月光宝盒,对准了天上的月亮。pā!啪!
A handpattedon the shoulder of supremetreasure, „supremetreasure, do youdohere?”
一只手在至尊宝的肩膀上拍了一下,“至尊宝,你在这里干什么?”„ah……”by the supremetreasure of having a scare, the moonlighttreasure box in handfellon the ground, justaimedsatinMonk Tang who the groundpreparedto commit suicide.
“啊……”被吓了一跳的至尊宝,手中的月光宝盒掉在了地上,刚好对准了坐在地上准备自杀的唐僧。
The one-layeredredraylaunchesfrom the moonlighttreasure box, according to Monk Tang'sbody.一层红色的光芒从月光宝盒中发射出来,照在了唐僧的身上。„, ah……”Monk Tangis yelling, was inhaledin the moonlighttreasure box, the moonlighttreasure boxalsofollowedto vanish.
“啊,啊啊啊……”唐僧大叫着,被吸入了月光宝盒中,紧接着月光宝盒也跟着消失了。
The supremetreasureyelled: „Moonlighttreasure box, mymoonlighttreasure box.”
至尊宝大叫道:“月光宝盒,我的月光宝盒。”„A moonlighttreasure box, do not care.”
“一个月光宝盒而已,不要在意。”
The supremetreasurestood, has turned aroundto yell: „Wu Yang, can't your comet, whyalwayspasswithme?”
至尊宝站了起来,转过身大叫着:“吴阳,你这个扫把星,为什么老是和我过不去?”„Visitedyou saying that Ilooked atyour one personto squathere, cared that your, never expected thatyouactuallywantto run awaywith the moonlighttreasure box, hurtmyheart.”Wu Yangshakes the headto say.
“看你说的,我只是看你一个人蹲在这里,过来关心你一下,没想到你却想用月光宝盒逃走,真是伤了我的心啊。”吴阳摇头道。„Whatperson?”Alsofloatdrankonein the in the airGoddess of Mercycoldly.
“什么人?”还悬浮在空中的观音冷喝了一声。
The supremetreasurelookedto the Goddess of Mercy, called out: „Mother Buddha, are not related withme, youandWu Yangherocontinuesto chat, sees again.”
至尊宝看向了观音,叫道:“观音大士,和我没关系啊,你和吴阳英雄继续聊,再见。”
The supremetreasuresaid that is dashing about wildly.
至尊宝说完狂奔着走了。Qingxiaarrived by Wu Yang's, somewhatanxioussay/way: „Wu Yang, wewalkquickly.”
青霞走到了吴阳的旁边,有些焦急的道:“吴阳,我们快走。”„Qingxia.” The Goddess of MercysawQingxia, frownsslightly, „hereseesyouto be just right, youfleearbitrarily, nowbringsto go backyou.”
“青霞。”观音看到了青霞,微微皱起了眉头,“在这里看到你正好,你擅自逃离,现在把你带回去。”Qingxiacoldsound said: „Iwill not go backwithyou, walksquickly.”
青霞冷声道:“我是不会和你回去的,快走。”Then, Qingxiarises with a spring, fliestoward the distant place.
说完,青霞一跃而起,朝着远方飞去。„To walk.” The Goddess of Mercymustpursue.
“想走。”观音就要去追。
A white lightflashes through, Wu Yangkept offinfront of Goddess of Mercy, is saying with a smile: „Goddess of Mercy.”
一道白光闪过,吴阳挡在了观音的前面,笑着道:“观音是吧。”„Dissolute, daresto stopme.”Goddess of Mercycoldsound said.
“放肆,竟敢阻拦我。”观音冷声道。Say/Way that Wu Yangdoes not care about: „I am very always dissolute, in my eyes, except formy wife, otherall, has not distinguishedwith a grass, what are you?”吴阳不在意的道:“我这个人一向很放肆,在我的眼中,除了我老婆,其余的一切,和一根草没有区别,你又算什么?”„Blustering, who are you?” The Goddess of Mercyasked.
“口出狂言,你是什么人?”观音问道。„Wu Yang, saidyoudid not know.”Wu Yanglightsay/way.
“吴阳,说了你也不认识。”吴阳淡淡的道。„Wu Yang? Indeeddid not know,hurriesto make way, otherwisedoes not take it illme is not impolite.”
“吴阳?的确不认识,赶紧让开,否则休怪我不客气。”Wu Yangsomesay/way of pondering: „Mentioned, Ithere is a wifealsocalled the Goddess of Mercy, many of butyouattractive, had the makingscompared withyou, had the feminine qualitiescompared withyou. Youat best, look likeonevery muchsince the oldwoman of menopause.”吴阳有些玩味的道:“说来,我有个老婆也叫观音,但却比你漂亮的多,比你有气质,比你更加的有女人味。你充其量,很像一个进入更年期的老妇女。”
The Goddess of Mercycomplexion in crystal stonespaceblushesslightly, low voicesay/way: „Howcansay that Iam his wife.”
晶石空间中的观音脸色微微发红,小声的道:“怎么可以说我是他老婆。”„Happy?”Nüwais saying with a smile, „heappreciatesyouvery much.”
“开心吗?”女娲微笑着道,“他很欣赏你啊。”„, No, the masterdo not talk nonsense.”Goddess of Mercysomewhatflurriedsay/way.
“才,才没有,师父你不要胡说。”观音有些慌乱的道。But outside Goddess of Mercy, mustexplode with ragesimply, was talked intosince the oldwoman of menopause, does not have the meansto enduresimply.
而在外面的这个观音,简直要气炸了,被说成进入更年期的老妇女,简直没办法忍受。„What did yousay? Courts death.” The armelongation of Goddess of Mercy, hitstowardWu Yang.
“你说什么?找死。”观音的手臂伸长,朝着吴阳打去。Wu Yanglightsmiles: „Like thison the vitality/angry, yourBuddhist doctrinewasn't fastidiouspure in heart? Youmiss is really not1.2points.”吴阳淡淡的一笑:“这样就生气了啊,你们佛法不是讲究清心寡欲吗?你差的真不是一点两点。”Looks the big hand that the Goddess of Mercyhits, Wu Yang'sboth handspushsuddenly, the one-layeredwhite lighthit.
看着观音打来的大手,吴阳的双手猛然一推,一层白光打了出去。Bang!
轰!Under the bombardment of Wu Yangwhite light, that big hand of Goddess of Mercyshrankfastbut actually, the bodytrembledfiercely, almostcannotcome to a stopon the lotus flower.
在吴阳白光的轰击下,观音的那只大手快速倒缩了回去,身体猛颤了一下,差点没能在莲花上站稳。„Howpossibly?” The Goddess of Mercyunbelievablesay/way, inherhand the bloodis dropping.
“怎么可能?”观音难以置信的道,她的手上鲜血在滴着。Wu Yangoptionalsay/way: „Youthink that Iamthatmonkey, how do youwantto pinchhowpinch? Oldwoman.”吴阳随意的道:“你以为我是那个猴子,你想怎么捏就怎么捏?老妇女。”..LikesMovie World's Archvillainaskingeveryoneto collect:( www.bxwxorg.com) Movie World's Archvillainwritingliteraturerefresh rateis fastest.
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