MWA :: Volume #10

#63: Menopause old woman( one)


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Wu Yang looks to squirt chatty Tang dynasty pilgrim monk, no wonder Sun Wukong can unable to endure, if this normal people are unable to endure, Tete can rubbish. 吴阳看着唧唧歪哇个不停的唐三藏,难怪孙悟空会无法忍受,这要是正常人都无法忍受,太特么的能废话了。 Qingxia is also the appearance that is unable to endure, has not seen such wordy mother-in-law's person. 青霞也是一副无法忍受的模样,从来没有见过这么啰嗦婆妈的人。 Sun Wukong, your many excuses, clearly does not want to marry the west longitude.” Float said in in the air Goddess of Mercy reprimanding, how to explain again, cannot forgive you to bully master Miezu the behavior.” “孙悟空,你诸多借口,分明就是不想去娶西经。”悬浮在空中的观音斥责道,“再怎么解释,也不能原谅你欺师灭祖的行为。” Monk Tang started to speak, Goddess of Mercy elder sister, this is your is not right. Wukong he must eat me, but also is only a idea, has not become the fact, you also do not have the evidence, does its what crime have? Was inferior after it ate me, you have depending on having the evidence, decides his crime is not late again.” 唐僧又开始说话了,“观音姐姐,这就是你的不对了。悟空他要吃我,还只是一个构思,并没有成为事实,你又没有证据,它何罪之有呢?不如等它吃了我之后,你有凭有据,再定他的罪不迟。” Goddess of Mercy by Monk Tang wordy was tired to the lane, said: Tang dynasty pilgrim monk you are wordy, I have heard, but has not thought of you wordy such. I give your diamond circle to make you overpower this monkey, you do not use unexpectedly.” 观音都被唐僧的啰嗦给弄烦了,道:“唐三藏你啰嗦,我早就听说过了,只是没想到你这么的啰嗦。我给你的金刚圈让你制服这猴子,你竟然不用。” Oh, that diamond encircles the size is too bad, after first is heavy light, left Kuanyou is narrow, after he puts on, very uncomfortable......” “唉,那个金刚圈尺寸太差,前重后轻,左宽右窄,他戴上之后很不舒服……” An idle talk of Monk Tang Datong is incessant, Sun Wukong and Goddess of Mercy are unable to endure, called out together: Shut up!” 唐僧一大通的废话滔滔不绝着,孙悟空和观音都无法忍受了,一同叫道:“闭嘴!” Hides a supreme treasure behind hay, some sympathies looks at Sun Wukong, this monkey is not really easy. 躲在一处干草后面的至尊宝,有些同情的看着孙悟空,这个猴子真是不容易啊。 You understand now finally my pain, replied me.” Sun Wukong brandishes stick, is yelling toward the Goddess of Mercy. “你们现在终于了解我的痛苦了吧,回答我。”孙悟空挥舞起棒子,朝着观音大叫着。 Three women.” Sun Wukong rises with a spring, rushes over toward the Goddess of Mercy. “三八婆。”孙悟空一跃而起,朝着观音冲了过去。 Monster monkey suffers to death.” A Goddess of Mercy palm hit, the hand increased, grasped firmly Sun Wukong. “妖猴受死。”观音一掌打了过去,手变大,攥住了孙悟空。 Sun Wukong is struggling furiously, flew from the hand of Goddess of Mercy, after the in the air turn over, fell on the ground. 孙悟空奋力的挣扎着,从观音的手中飞了出来,在空中一个翻转后,落在了地上。 Depends on you also to tidy up me, you think that you are the Tathagata Buddha.” Sun Wukong is yelling to the Goddess of Mercy. “就凭你也想收拾我,你以为你是如来佛祖啊。”孙悟空对着观音大叫着。 Monk Tang anxious is yelling: Goddess of Mercy elder sister, do not hit, do not harm Wukong.” 唐僧急的大叫着:“观音姐姐,你们不要打了,不要伤害悟空啊。” Today I must enforce justice on behalf of Heaven.” The hand of Goddess of Mercy wields, piece of giant bamboo leaves fly toward Sun Wukong. “今天我要替天行道。”观音的手一挥,一片巨大的竹叶朝着孙悟空飞去。 How whatever Sun Wukong avoids to struggle, that piece of giant bamboo leaves gave to wrap him. 任凭孙悟空如何的躲避挣扎,那片巨大的竹叶还是将他给包裹住了。 Receives!” The one of the jade net bottle in Goddess of Mercy hand toward front attracted, wraps Sun Wukong's big bamboo leaves to be inhaled. “收!”观音手中的玉净瓶朝着前面一吸,包裹着孙悟空的大竹叶被吸入了进去。 A Monk Tang anxious appearance, Goddess of Mercy elder sister, shows mercy, asked that the person who can not have? He after all is my apprentice, is the apprentice has the mistake, the master is also responsible. Asked Goddess of Mercy elder sister to give his way out.” 唐僧一副焦急的样子,“观音姐姐,手下留情啊,试问人谁能无过呢?他总归是我徒弟,做徒弟的有错,师父也有责任。求观音姐姐放他一条生路吧。” I do not eliminate him, is unable to confess to Jade Emperor.” “我不消灭他,无法向玉皇大帝交代。” This poor monk will not enable you to feel embarrassed, asked elder sister and Jade Emperor says one, this poor monk is willing to assign/life to trade a life. I do not enter Hell......” “贫僧不会使你为难的,求姐姐和玉皇大帝说一声,贫僧愿意一命换一命。正所谓我不入地狱……” Hides behind the hay peep the supreme treasure, lifted the head, showed the self-satisfied smiling face: Moon came out finally, now does not walk, when treats?” 躲在干草后面偷看的至尊宝,抬起了头,露出了得意的笑容:“月亮终于出来了,现在不走,更待何时?” The supreme treasure turned on the moonlight treasure box, aimed at moon of space. 至尊宝打开了月光宝盒,对准了天上的月亮。 ! A hand patted on the shoulder of supreme treasure, supreme treasure, do you do here?” 一只手在至尊宝的肩膀上拍了一下,“至尊宝,你在这里干什么?” ah…… by the supreme treasure of having a scare, the moonlight treasure box in hand fell on the ground, just aimed sat in Monk Tang who the ground prepared to commit suicide. 啊……”被吓了一跳的至尊宝,手中的月光宝盒掉在了地上,刚好对准了坐在地上准备自杀的唐僧。 The one-layered red ray launches from the moonlight treasure box, according to Monk Tang's body. 一层红色的光芒从月光宝盒中发射出来,照在了唐僧的身上。 „, ah…… Monk Tang is yelling, was inhaled in the moonlight treasure box, the moonlight treasure box also followed to vanish. “啊,啊啊啊……”唐僧大叫着,被吸入了月光宝盒中,紧接着月光宝盒也跟着消失了。 The supreme treasure yelled: Moonlight treasure box, my moonlight treasure box.” 至尊宝大叫道:“月光宝盒,我的月光宝盒。” „A moonlight treasure box, do not care.” “一个月光宝盒而已,不要在意。” The supreme treasure stood, has turned around to yell: Wu Yang, can't your comet, why always pass with me?” 至尊宝站了起来,转过身大叫着:“吴阳,你这个扫把星,为什么老是和我过不去?” Visited you saying that I looked at your one person to squat here, cared that your, never expected that you actually want to run away with the moonlight treasure box, hurt my heart.” Wu Yang shakes the head to say. “看你说的,我只是看你一个人蹲在这里,过来关心你一下,没想到你却想用月光宝盒逃走,真是伤了我的心啊。”吴阳摇头道。 What person?” Also float drank one in the in the air Goddess of Mercy coldly. “什么人?”还悬浮在空中的观音冷喝了一声。 The supreme treasure looked to the Goddess of Mercy, called out: Mother Buddha, are not related with me, you and Wu Yang hero continues to chat, sees again.” 至尊宝看向了观音,叫道:“观音大士,和我没关系啊,你和吴阳英雄继续聊,再见。” The supreme treasure said that is dashing about wildly. 至尊宝说完狂奔着走了。 Qingxia arrived by Wu Yang's, somewhat anxious say/way: Wu Yang, we walk quickly.” 青霞走到了吴阳的旁边,有些焦急的道:“吴阳,我们快走。” Qingxia.” The Goddess of Mercy saw Qingxia, frowns slightly, here sees you to be just right, you flee arbitrarily, now brings to go back you.” “青霞。”观音看到了青霞,微微皱起了眉头,“在这里看到你正好,你擅自逃离,现在把你带回去。” Qingxia cold sound said: I will not go back with you, walks quickly.” 青霞冷声道:“我是不会和你回去的,快走。” Then, Qingxia rises with a spring, flies toward the distant place. 说完,青霞一跃而起,朝着远方飞去。 „To walk.” The Goddess of Mercy must pursue. “想走。”观音就要去追。 A white light flashes through, Wu Yang kept off in front of Goddess of Mercy, is saying with a smile: Goddess of Mercy.” 一道白光闪过,吴阳挡在了观音的前面,笑着道:“观音是吧。” Dissolute, dares to stop me.” Goddess of Mercy cold sound said. “放肆,竟敢阻拦我。”观音冷声道。 Say/Way that Wu Yang does not care about: I am very always dissolute, in my eyes, except for my wife, other all, has not distinguished with a grass, what are you?” 吴阳不在意的道:“我这个人一向很放肆,在我的眼中,除了我老婆,其余的一切,和一根草没有区别,你又算什么?” Blustering, who are you?” The Goddess of Mercy asked. “口出狂言,你是什么人?”观音问道。 Wu Yang, said you did not know.” Wu Yang light say/way. 吴阳,说了你也不认识。”吴阳淡淡的道。 Wu Yang? Indeed did not know, hurries to make way, otherwise does not take it ill me is not impolite.” 吴阳?的确不认识,赶紧让开,否则休怪我不客气。” Wu Yang some say/way of pondering: Mentioned, I there is a wife also called the Goddess of Mercy, many of but you attractive, had the makings compared with you, had the feminine qualities compared with you. You at best, look like one very much since the old woman of menopause.” 吴阳有些玩味的道:“说来,我有个老婆也叫观音,但却比你漂亮的多,比你有气质,比你更加的有女人味。你充其量,很像一个进入更年期的老妇女。” The Goddess of Mercy complexion in crystal stone space blushes slightly, low voice say/way: How can say that I am his wife.” 晶石空间中的观音脸色微微发红,小声的道:“怎么可以说我是他老婆。” Happy?” Nüwa is saying with a smile, he appreciates you very much.” “开心吗?”女娲微笑着道,“他很欣赏你啊。” „, No, the master do not talk nonsense.” Goddess of Mercy somewhat flurried say/way. “才,才没有,师父你不要胡说。”观音有些慌乱的道。 But outside Goddess of Mercy, must explode with rage simply, was talked into since the old woman of menopause, does not have the means to endure simply. 而在外面的这个观音,简直要气炸了,被说成进入更年期的老妇女,简直没办法忍受。 What did you say? Courts death.” The arm elongation of Goddess of Mercy, hits toward Wu Yang. “你说什么?找死。”观音的手臂伸长,朝着吴阳打去。 Wu Yang light smiles: Like this on the vitality/angry, your Buddhist doctrine wasn't fastidious pure in heart? You miss is really not 1.2 points.” 吴阳淡淡的一笑:“这样就生气了啊,你们佛法不是讲究清心寡欲吗?你差的真不是一点两点。” Looks the big hand that the Goddess of Mercy hits, Wu Yang's both hands push suddenly, the one-layered white light hit. 看着观音打来的大手,吴阳的双手猛然一推,一层白光打了出去。 Bang! 轰! Under the bombardment of Wu Yang white light, that big hand of Goddess of Mercy shrank fast but actually, the body trembled fiercely, almost cannot come to a stop on the lotus flower. 吴阳白光的轰击下,观音的那只大手快速倒缩了回去,身体猛颤了一下,差点没能在莲花上站稳。 How possibly?” The Goddess of Mercy unbelievable say/way, in her hand the blood is dropping. “怎么可能?”观音难以置信的道,她的手上鲜血在滴着。 Wu Yang optional say/way: You think that I am that monkey, how do you want to pinch how pinch? Old woman.” 吴阳随意的道:“你以为我是那个猴子,你想怎么捏就怎么捏?老妇女。”.. Likes Movie World's Archvillain asking everyone to collect:( www.bxwxorg.com) Movie World's Archvillain writing literature refresh rate is fastest. 喜欢电影世界大反派请大家收藏:(www.bxwxorg.com)电影世界大反派笔下文学更新速度最快。
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