Swallowed the black hole another end, Wu Yang is released, stood in the ground, looks at all around. 吞噬黑洞的另一端,吴阳被释放了出来,站在了地上,看着四周。 Here is a boundless barren hill, the yellow sand proliferates, remote. 这里是茫茫的一片荒山,黄沙遍布,前不着村,后不着店的。 „Is here the Sacred Mountains of China mountain?” Wu Yang is talking to oneself the say/way. “这里难道就是五岳山？”吴阳自语着道。 Wu Yang walked one section toward front, reveals one to smile evilly, he saw a person, throws over the mourning band, to hit the paper umbrella, to ride the woman of mule. 吴阳朝着前面走了一截,露出一丝邪笑,他看到了一个人,一个披着黑纱、打着纸伞、骑着骡子的女人。 This familiar, Wu Yang will not forget, the start of boast western roaming, spring the 30 mother arrives at the Sacred Mountains of China mountain, and axe help/gang. 这熟悉的一幕,吴阳是不会忘记的,大话西游的开始,春三十娘来到五岳山,并去了斧头帮。 „Spring 30 mother.” Wu Yang talked to oneself, „the present should greet? This woman has valiantly.” “春三十娘啊。”吴阳自语了一句,“现在该去打个招呼吗？这个女人可是有彪悍啊。” „Ok, words that wants to greet, some are the opportunities. Now? Oh.” Wu Yang smiles evilly, the body changed into white particle, the fusion for a white butterfly, flew toward the spring 30 mother. “还是算了,想要打招呼的话,有的是机会。现在嘛？嗨嗨。”吴阳一阵邪笑,身体化为了一股白色的粒子,聚变为了一只白色的蝴蝶,朝着春三十娘飞了过去。 Wu Yang flew all around of mule, is flying regarding the spring 30 mother, because the spring 30 mother's head is hoodwinking the mourning band, Wu Yang is unable to see clearly spring the 30 mother's appearance. 吴阳飞到了骡子的四周,围绕着春三十娘飞着,由于春三十娘的头上蒙着黑纱,吴阳无法看清春三十娘的模样。 However on spring 30 mother's body, Wu Yang, but clear smelled the fragrances of peach blossoms. 但是在春三十娘的身上,吴阳可是清晰的闻到了一股股桃花的香味啊。 Spring the 30 mother also noticed Wu Yang this butterflies, sent the making noise sound said of: „Has not thought that can also see the butterfly in this wilderness, in this peach blossom by my hand was attracted?” 春三十娘也注意到了吴阳这只小蝴蝶,发出了声音道:“没想到在这荒漠中还能看到蝴蝶,是被我手中这桃花吸引过来的吗？” Indeed took several bunches of peach blossoms in the spring 30 mother's hand, Wu Yang is falling on the peach blossom. 的确在春三十娘的手上拿着几束桃花,吴阳落到了桃花上。 „hā hā hā......” the spring 30 mother smiled, „you accompanied me to walk journey good.” “哈哈哈……”春三十娘笑了起来,“那么你就陪我走一程好了。” Wu Yang is saying in the heart secretly: Your this seductress/evil spirit, looked how I tidy up you when the time comes, hā hā hā hā. 吴阳在心中暗暗说着:你这个妖精,看我到时候怎么收拾你,哈哈哈哈。 The mule is swinging, saw a worn-out incomparable earth inn in front finally. 骡子就这么一路荡着,在前面终于看到了一所破旧无比的土客栈。 Spring the 30 mother is harnessing the mule, went toward the earth inn, got down the mule, a hand Wu Yang of peach blossom selecting in hand. 春三十娘驾着骡子,朝着土客栈而去,下了骡子,一只手将桃花的吴阳给挑在了手中。 „Butterflies, accompany me to go to have a look.” Spring the 30 mother is smiling. “小蝴蝶,陪我进去看看吧。”春三十娘笑着走了进去。 Inside is a worn-out courtyard, fishy, one group of men are smiling in the food and drink, each one is the hooligan images. 里面是一个破旧的大院子,乌烟瘴气的,一帮男人们在吃喝笑着,个个都是流氓像。 Courtyard all men looked toward the spring 30 mother, took up the axe, slowly encircled toward the spring 30 mother. 院子所有男人都朝着春三十娘看了过去,一个个拿起了斧头,缓缓的朝着春三十娘围了过去。 Spring 30 mother leisure crisscrossed the peach in the front gate wall slit, starts reorganized is throwing over mourning band. 春三十娘慢悠悠的将桃花插在了门墙的缝隙上,开始整理披着的黑纱。 „What person?” Sat defeats the male to call one in most one. “什么人？”坐在最中间的一个挫男叫了一声。 „Can't everyone look at me is a woman?” Spring on the 30 mother's face mourning band with, smiled the surface such as the flower say/way. “难道各位看不出来我是一个女人吗？”春三十娘将脸上的黑纱给拿了下来,笑面如花的道。 Wu Yang looks at spring the 30 mother's face, is indeed attractive, the handsome eye cultivates the eyebrow, the black hair like the waterfall, has a wind / sentiment ten thousand flavors. 吴阳看着春三十娘的脸,的确漂亮,俊眼修眉,黑发如瀑,有着一种风/情万种的味道。 The person in courtyard sees spring the 30 mother, together surprised, then silver smiled, „hā hā hā......” 院子中的人看着春三十娘,一同惊讶了一下,接着一个个银笑了起来,“哈哈哈……” „Second in command, is big beauty.” A bald person is calling. “二当家,是个大美女啊。”一个秃顶叫着。 Defeating the male is the second in command silver is also smiling, „hā hā hā, saw, blind person.” 挫男也就是二当家银笑着,“哈哈哈,看到了啦,瞎子。” „hā hā hā, what do you come to here to make?” The seconds in command are laughing asking. “哈哈哈,你来这里做什么？”二当家大笑着问道。 „ Way of the world is dangerous, Spring 30 mother's indifferent say/way. “世途险恶,我一个弱小女子,想要找一个栖身之所歇息一下,洗洗身上的风/尘。”春三十娘淡然的道。 The seconds in command are saying with a smile coldly: „Do you know where here is?” 二当家冷笑着道:“你知不知道这里是什么地方？” „This place is fishy, everyone the appearance is also fierce, does not seem like an inn, is it possible that is a bandits'inn?” Spring the 30 mother is provoking the finger, making Wu Yang beat back and forth. “此地乌烟瘴气,各位又面目狰狞,绝不像是一家客栈,莫非是一家黑店？”春三十娘挑动着手指,让吴阳来回的跳动着。 The seconds in command are saying with a smile inexpensively: „Knows perfectly well is the bandits'inn, you also dare to come, doesn't fear the extreme danger?” 二当家贱笑着道:“明知是黑店,你还敢进来,不怕羊入虎口吗？” „Second in command, we seize property, tribulations the color?” That bald person named blind person is saying with a smile. “二当家,我们是劫财,还是劫色？”那个叫做瞎子的秃顶笑着道。 „hā hā hā......” the surrounding person is laughing. “哈哈哈……”周围的人都在大笑着。 „Did you say? Both must tribulation.” The seconds in command are laughing wildly. “你们说呢？两个都要劫。”二当家狂笑着。 Spring the 30 mother chuckle, said: „Who is the sheep, who is the tiger? Now is also too early saying that if everyone is a robber, did not fear that I am the gang leader?” 春三十娘轻笑了起来,道:“谁是羊、谁是虎？现在还言之过早,如果各位是强盗,就不怕我是强盗头子吗？” The seconds in command pound on the table, stood suddenly, called out: „Where are you sacred?” 二当家一拍桌子,猛然站了起来,叫道:“你到底是何方神圣？” Spring the 30 mother looks at second in command and the others, the faint smile, she inserts peach blossom on front gate wall flies. 春三十娘看着二当家等人,似笑非笑,她插在门墙上的桃花一朵朵的飞起来。 „Peach blossom mistake, infertile.” Spring the 30 mother cold sound said, then sprinkled a copper coin, „copper coin falls to the ground, the head/number of people does not guarantee.” “桃花过处,寸草不生。”春三十娘冷声道,接着洒了一把的铜钱,“铜钱落地,人头不保。” „, Is the spring 30 mother who that murder such as chops firewood.” Seconds in command and the others all panic is running. “啊,是那个杀人如砍柴的春三十娘啊。”二当家等人全都惊慌失措的跑着。 Spring the 30 mother sneers saying: „Copper coin has fallen on your heads, if it fell, your heads may probably to me, when the ball kicked.” 春三十娘冷笑道:“铜钱已经落在了你们的头上,要是它落了下来,你们的人头可都要给我当球踢了。” Seconds in command and one group of robbers instantaneously static, is maintaining the stiff strange posture, the body is still trembling to fight. 二当家和一帮强盗们瞬间静止了下来,一个个保持着僵硬的怪异姿势,身体还在颤斗着。 „Didn't you entrain a moment ago very much?” Spring the 30 mother arrived at the front of second in command. “你刚才不是很拽吗？”春三十娘走到了二当家的面前。 The leg of second in command trembles to fight, cold sweat dī dī is dropping, say/way embarrasedly: „I do not know that is you arrives at this place, does not realize somebody's highposition or merits, but also invited the great-aunt, forgave......” 二当家的腿颤斗着,冷汗一滴滴的滴着,讪讪的道:“我不知是您老人家降临此地,有眼不识泰山,还请姑奶奶恕,恕罪……” „Forgives?” Spring the 30 mother is saying with a smile, waving the arms about was a palm of the hand hits on the face of second in command. “恕罪？”春三十娘笑着道,甩手就是一巴掌打在了二当家的脸上。 „ah……” second in command was wasted. “啊……”二当家被打飞了出去。 „Second in command!” Other robbers said. “二当家！”其他的强盗都叫了起来。 Spring the 30 mother's eyes sweep, peaceful, the eye looks to the one side. 春三十娘的眼睛一扫,一个个都安静了下来,眼睛看向一旁。 „Pays attention to your copper coin.” Spring 30 mother's light say/way. “注意你的铜钱。”春三十娘淡淡的道。 The second in command of landing, stared in a big way the eye, looks the copper coin of soon falling to the ground, the tongue passed is extending, the copper coin of making an effort supporting. 落地的二当家,瞪大了眼睛,看着快要落地的铜钱,舌透用力的伸着,将铜钱给托住了。 „hū hū......” second in command is breathing heavily the atmosphere, „does not have, has not fallen.” “呼呼……”二当家喘着大气,“没,没掉。” Light show air/Qi are disseminating in the courtyard, spring the 30 mother smelled the nose, cold sound said: „Is anyone of you urinating?” 一股股淡淡的骚气在院子中传播着,春三十娘嗅了嗅鼻子,冷声道:“你们谁在撒尿？” „It is not I.” Sound with one voice. “不是我。”异口同声的声音。 Everyone looks toward the crotch section of second in command, ground already tide. 所有人都朝着二当家的裆部看去,地面已经潮了。 „Second in command you frightened the urine.” The blind people called out. “二当家你吓尿了。”瞎子叫道。 „No, without ah……” “没,没有啊……” „Dares to wet pants in my front, the old lady castrated you.” Spring the 30 mother walks toward the second in command. “敢在我的面前尿裤子,老娘阉了你。”春三十娘朝着二当家走去。 „No, does not want, the great-aunt......” both hands of second in command add on pair / leg to rub in the ground, fast is backing up. “不,不要啊,姑奶奶……”二当家的双手加上双/腿在地面上蹭着,快速的倒退着。 Spring the 30 mother goes forward fast, stepped on the crotch section of second in command, „also wants to run?” 春三十娘快速上前,一脚踩在了二当家的裆部,“还想跑？” „ah……” pitiful incomparable cry. “啊……”凄惨无比的叫声。 These days renewal will be very unstable, because of since the test stage of end of the period, sand river did not have the means that asking brothers to forgive. 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