Swallowed the black holeanotherend, Wu Yangis released, stoodin the ground, looks atall around.
吞噬黑洞的另一端,吴阳被释放了出来,站在了地上,看着四周。Hereis a boundlessbarren hill, the yellow sandproliferates, remote.
这里是茫茫的一片荒山,黄沙遍布,前不着村,后不着店的。„Is here the Sacred Mountains of Chinamountain?”Wu Yangis talking to oneself the say/way.
“这里难道就是五岳山?”吴阳自语着道。Wu Yangwalkedonesectiontowardfront, revealsoneto smileevilly, hesaw a person, throws over the mourning band, to hit the paper umbrella, to ride the woman of mule.吴阳朝着前面走了一截,露出一丝邪笑,他看到了一个人,一个披着黑纱、打着纸伞、骑着骡子的女人。Thisfamiliar, Wu Yangwill not forget, the start of boastwesternroaming, spring the 30motherarrives at the Sacred Mountains of Chinamountain, andaxehelp/gang.
这熟悉的一幕,吴阳是不会忘记的,大话西游的开始,春三十娘来到五岳山,并去了斧头帮。„Spring30mother.”Wu Yangtalked to oneself, „the presentshouldgreet? Thiswomanhasvaliantly.”
“春三十娘啊。”吴阳自语了一句,“现在该去打个招呼吗?这个女人可是有彪悍啊。”„Ok, words that wantsto greet, someare the opportunities. Now? Oh.”Wu Yangsmilesevilly, the bodychanged intowhiteparticle, the fusionfor a whitebutterfly, flewtoward the spring30mother.
“还是算了,想要打招呼的话,有的是机会。现在嘛?嗨嗨。”吴阳一阵邪笑,身体化为了一股白色的粒子,聚变为了一只白色的蝴蝶,朝着春三十娘飞了过去。Wu Yangflewall around of mule, is flyingregarding the spring30mother, because the spring30mother'sheadis hoodwinking the mourning band, Wu Yangis unable to see clearlyspring the 30mother'sappearance.吴阳飞到了骡子的四周,围绕着春三十娘飞着,由于春三十娘的头上蒙着黑纱,吴阳无法看清春三十娘的模样。Howeveronspring30mother'sbody, Wu Yang, butclearsmelled the fragrances of peach blossoms.
但是在春三十娘的身上,吴阳可是清晰的闻到了一股股桃花的香味啊。Spring the 30motheralsonoticedWu Yangthisbutterflies, sent the making noisesound said of: „Has not thought that can also see the butterflyinthiswilderness, inthispeach blossombymyhandwas attracted?”
春三十娘也注意到了吴阳这只小蝴蝶,发出了声音道:“没想到在这荒漠中还能看到蝴蝶,是被我手中这桃花吸引过来的吗?”Indeedtookseveralbunches of peach blossomsin the spring30mother'shand, Wu Yangis fallingon the peach blossom.
的确在春三十娘的手上拿着几束桃花,吴阳落到了桃花上。„hā hā hā......” the spring30mothersmiled, „youaccompaniedmeto walkjourneygood.”
“哈哈哈……”春三十娘笑了起来,“那么你就陪我走一程好了。”Wu Yangis sayingin the heartsecretly: Yourthisseductress/evil spirit, looked how Itidy upyouwhen the time comes, hā hā hā hā.吴阳在心中暗暗说着:你这个妖精,看我到时候怎么收拾你,哈哈哈哈。
The muleis swinging, saw a worn-outincomparableearthinninfrontfinally.
骡子就这么一路荡着,在前面终于看到了一所破旧无比的土客栈。Spring the 30motheris harnessing the mule, wenttoward the earthinn, got down the mule, a handWu Yang of peach blossomselectinginhand.
春三十娘驾着骡子,朝着土客栈而去,下了骡子,一只手将桃花的吴阳给挑在了手中。„Butterflies, accompanymeto go to have a look.”Spring the 30motheris smiling.
“小蝴蝶,陪我进去看看吧。”春三十娘笑着走了进去。Insideis a worn-outcourtyard, fishy, onegroup of menare smilingin the food and drink, each oneis the hooliganimages.
里面是一个破旧的大院子,乌烟瘴气的,一帮男人们在吃喝笑着,个个都是流氓像。Courtyardallmenlookedtoward the spring30mother, took up the axe, slowlyencircledtoward the spring30mother.
院子所有男人都朝着春三十娘看了过去,一个个拿起了斧头,缓缓的朝着春三十娘围了过去。Spring30motherleisurecrisscrossed the peachin the front gate wallslit, startsreorganizedis throwing overmourning band.
春三十娘慢悠悠的将桃花插在了门墙的缝隙上,开始整理披着的黑纱。„Whatperson?”Satdefeats the maleto calloneinmostone.
“什么人?”坐在最中间的一个挫男叫了一声。„Can't everyonelook atmeis a woman?”Springon the 30mother'sfacemourning bandwith, smiled the surfacesuch as the flowersay/way.
“难道各位看不出来我是一个女人吗?”春三十娘将脸上的黑纱给拿了下来,笑面如花的道。Wu Yanglooks atspring the 30mother'sface, is indeed attractive, the handsomeeyecultivates the eyebrow, the black hairlike the waterfall, has a wind/sentimentten thousandflavors.吴阳看着春三十娘的脸,的确漂亮,俊眼修眉,黑发如瀑,有着一种风/情万种的味道。
The person in courtyardseesspring the 30mother, togethersurprised, thensilversmiled, „hā hā hā......”
院子中的人看着春三十娘,一同惊讶了一下,接着一个个银笑了起来,“哈哈哈……”„Second in command, isbigbeauty.” A bald personis calling.
“二当家,是个大美女啊。”一个秃顶叫着。Defeating the maleis the second in commandsilveris also smiling, „hā hā hā, saw, blind person.”
挫男也就是二当家银笑着,“哈哈哈,看到了啦,瞎子。”„hā hā hā, what do youcome tohereto make?” The seconds in commandare laughingasking.
“哈哈哈,你来这里做什么?”二当家大笑着问道。
„ Way of the worldis dangerous, Spring30mother'sindifferentsay/way.
“世途险恶,我一个弱小女子,想要找一个栖身之所歇息一下,洗洗身上的风/尘。”春三十娘淡然的道。
The seconds in commandare saying with a smilecoldly: „Do youknow where hereis?”
二当家冷笑着道:“你知不知道这里是什么地方?”„Thisplaceis fishy, everyone the appearanceis also fierce, does not seem like an inn, is it possible thatis a bandits'inn?”Spring the 30motheris provoking the finger, makingWu Yangbeatback and forth.
“此地乌烟瘴气,各位又面目狰狞,绝不像是一家客栈,莫非是一家黑店?”春三十娘挑动着手指,让吴阳来回的跳动着。
The seconds in commandare saying with a smileinexpensively: „Knows perfectly wellis the bandits'inn, youalsodareto come, doesn't fear the extreme danger?”
二当家贱笑着道:“明知是黑店,你还敢进来,不怕羊入虎口吗?”„Second in command, weseize property, tribulations the color?”Thatbald personnamedblind personis saying with a smile.
“二当家,我们是劫财,还是劫色?”那个叫做瞎子的秃顶笑着道。„hā hā hā......” the surroundingpersonis laughing.
“哈哈哈……”周围的人都在大笑着。„Did yousay? Bothmusttribulation.” The seconds in commandare laughing wildly.
“你们说呢?两个都要劫。”二当家狂笑着。Spring the 30motherchuckle, said: „Whois the sheep, whois the tiger? Nowis also too early saying that ifeveryoneis a robber, did not fear that Iam the gang leader?”
春三十娘轻笑了起来,道:“谁是羊、谁是虎?现在还言之过早,如果各位是强盗,就不怕我是强盗头子吗?”
The seconds in commandpound on the table, stoodsuddenly, called out: „Where are yousacred?”
二当家一拍桌子,猛然站了起来,叫道:“你到底是何方神圣?”Spring the 30motherlooks atsecond in commandand the others, the faint smile, sheinsertspeach blossomonfront gate wallflies.
春三十娘看着二当家等人,似笑非笑,她插在门墙上的桃花一朵朵的飞起来。„Peach blossommistake, infertile.”Spring the 30mothercoldsound said, thensprinkled a copper coin, „copper coinfalls to the ground, the head/number of peopledoes not guarantee.”
“桃花过处,寸草不生。”春三十娘冷声道,接着洒了一把的铜钱,“铜钱落地,人头不保。”„, Is the spring30mother who thatmurdersuch aschops firewood.”Seconds in commandand the othersallpanicis running.
“啊,是那个杀人如砍柴的春三十娘啊。”二当家等人全都惊慌失措的跑着。Spring the 30mothersneers saying: „Copper coinhas fallenonyourheads, ifitfell, yourheadsmayprobablytome, when the ballkicked.”
春三十娘冷笑道:“铜钱已经落在了你们的头上,要是它落了下来,你们的人头可都要给我当球踢了。”Seconds in commandandonegroup of robbersinstantaneouslystatic, is maintaining the stiffstrangeposture, the bodyis still tremblingto fight.
二当家和一帮强盗们瞬间静止了下来,一个个保持着僵硬的怪异姿势,身体还在颤斗着。„Didn't youentraina moment agovery much?”Spring the 30motherarrived at the front of second in command.
“你刚才不是很拽吗?”春三十娘走到了二当家的面前。
The leg of second in commandtremblesto fight, cold sweatdī dīis dropping, say/wayembarrasedly: „Ido not know that isyouarrives atthisplace, does not realize somebody's highposition or merits, but alsoinvited the great-aunt, forgave......”
二当家的腿颤斗着,冷汗一滴滴的滴着,讪讪的道:“我不知是您老人家降临此地,有眼不识泰山,还请姑奶奶恕,恕罪……”„Forgives?”Spring the 30motheris saying with a smile, waving the arms aboutwas a palm of the handhitson the face of second in command.
“恕罪?”春三十娘笑着道,甩手就是一巴掌打在了二当家的脸上。„ah……”second in commandwas wasted.
“啊……”二当家被打飞了出去。„Second in command!”Otherrobbers said.
“二当家!”其他的强盗都叫了起来。Spring the 30mother'seyessweep, peaceful, the eyelooksto the one side.
春三十娘的眼睛一扫,一个个都安静了下来,眼睛看向一旁。„Pays attention toyourcopper coin.”Spring30mother'slightsay/way.
“注意你的铜钱。”春三十娘淡淡的道。
The second in command of landing, staredin a big way the eye, looks the copper coin of soonfalling to the ground, the tonguepassedis extending, the copper coin of making an effortsupporting.
落地的二当家,瞪大了眼睛,看着快要落地的铜钱,舌透用力的伸着,将铜钱给托住了。„hū hū......”second in commandis breathing heavily the atmosphere, „does not have, has not fallen.”
“呼呼……”二当家喘着大气,“没,没掉。”Lightshowair/Qiare disseminatingin the courtyard, spring the 30mothersmelled the nose, coldsound said: „Is anyone of youurinating?”
一股股淡淡的骚气在院子中传播着,春三十娘嗅了嗅鼻子,冷声道:“你们谁在撒尿?”„It is not I.”Soundwith one voice.
“不是我。”异口同声的声音。Everyonelookstoward the crotchsection of second in command, groundalreadytide.
所有人都朝着二当家的裆部看去,地面已经潮了。„Second in commandyoufrightened the urine.” The blind peoplecalled out.
“二当家你吓尿了。”瞎子叫道。„No, withoutah……”
“没,没有啊……”„Daresto wet pantsinmyfront, the old ladycastratedyou.”Spring the 30motherwalkstoward the second in command.
“敢在我的面前尿裤子,老娘阉了你。”春三十娘朝着二当家走去。„No, does not want, the great-aunt......”both hands of second in commandadd onpair/legto rubin the ground, fastis backing up.
“不,不要啊,姑奶奶……”二当家的双手加上双/腿在地面上蹭着,快速的倒退着。Spring the 30mothergoes forwardfast, stepped on the crotchsection of second in command, „alsowantsto run?”
春三十娘快速上前,一脚踩在了二当家的裆部,“还想跑?”„ah……”pitifulincomparablecry.
“啊……”凄惨无比的叫声。These daysrenewal will be very unstable, because ofsince the teststage of end of the period, sand riverdid not have the means that askingbrothersto forgive. Whenputwinter vacation, Iwill renewwell, hā hā hā........
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