Bureau Chief Lancelot, is 10,000 does not want to come in the innermost feelings. 局长兰斯洛特,在内心是一万个不想来。 Cannot come good, because of the day before yesterday, on White House Official Website, system was activated. 不过不来不行,因为前天,白宫官网上,有一项系统被激活了。 White House once released a stipulation, when some citizen suggestion, in 30 days, breaks through ten ******** after the support, White House must respond. 白宫曾经出台了一个规定,当某项公民建议,三十,突破十********支持后,白宫必须做出回应。 By today, White House has responded to the proposal that many citizens have put forward. 截止今天,白宫已经回应过许多个公民提出的建议。 Number of times more than one, unavoidably some replies of scuffling in inside. 次数一多,难免有些敷衍了事的回复在里面。 For example „we cannot comment”, „we can only express idle talk that regrettably attention” and so on cannot be inferior. 譬如“我们不能置评”,“我们只能遗憾地表示关注”之类不如不回的废话。 Naturally also many not very awkward suggestions, for example asked White House to decide as sweetly the soft bean curd, please ban the Yanjing fried cake fruit and so on. 当然也有许多啼笑皆非的建议,比如请白宫将豆腐脑定为甜的,请取缔燕京的煎饼果子之类。 However this time is different, by domestic famous environmentalist Wodhem, the suggestion that sends out publicly, once were sent out, in the short half-day time, the collection filled 100,000 signature support. 但是这次不同,由国内著名环保人士沃德姆,公开发出的建议,一经发出,就在短短半天时间内,集满了十万位签名支持。 The subject content is very simple, he suggested that USA sends out a team to go to China, the discussion this set of Industrial Sewerage Treatment Device imported project. 议题内容很简单,他建议美国派出一支团队去华夏,洽谈这套工业污水处理设备的引进项目。 Wodhem is one is worth the American people respectable environmentalist, he once to expose some multinational corporation, polluted the local environment that side Africa wantonly the issue, but was hired the ringer to fire two spears/guns by the capitalist continually, was survived lay down the entire two years in the hospital. 沃德姆是一位值得美国人民尊敬的环保人士,他曾经为了揭露某件跨国企业,在非洲那边大肆污染当地环境的问题,而被资本家雇佣枪手连开两枪,大难不死地在医院躺了整整两年。 In addition the short half-day time, breaks the record the collection fully ten ********. Just took office soon Mr. President, even if 100,000 did not prefer at heart, cannot scuffle to this proposition. 加上短短半天时间,就破纪录地集满十********。刚刚上任不久的总统先生,哪怕心里有十万个不情愿,也不能对这项提议敷衍了事。 In order to subside outrage(d) of people, for also just took office soon ruling path for oneself, won the reputation. 为了平息群众的愤怒,也为了为自己刚刚上任不久的执政道路,赢得口碑。 A Mr. President paper order, will annoy Head of the Ministry of Environmental Protection Lancelot that goes wrong, trampling China. 总统先生一纸命令,将惹出乱子的环保局长兰斯洛特,给踹来了华夏。 Yesterday, White House noted China Ministry of Environmental Protection from the Official channel, had the high-level access request. 昨日,白宫从官方渠道照会华夏环保部,提出高层访问请求。 China here naturally have no reason to refute, can only complete the reception work. 华夏这边自然没有理由反驳,只能做好接待地工作。 No mistake, Mr. President decides to walk the Official way, displays the pressure on Monster Heavy Industry. 没有错,总统先生决定走官方途径,对巨兽重工施展压力。 China time, on Tuesday 3 : 00 pm. 华夏时间,星期二下午 3 点。 Bureau Chief Lancelot takes the chartered airplane to arrive in Beijing Airport, after Standard flow reception ceremony, Bureau Chief Lancelot delegation, conducts the shoulder the flag that visits the China environmental protection, arrives at China Ministry of Environmental Protection, conducts the friendly visit to environmental protection. 局长兰斯洛特乘坐包机抵达华夏首都机场,经过标准流程的接待仪式后,局长兰斯洛特一行,扛着参观华夏环保事业的旗子,来到华夏环保部,进行环保方面的友好访问。 In the Ministry of Environmental Protection receiving callers hall, great vice- Guilin Landscape Map, hangs on the pure white white marble wall horizontally. Bureau Chief Lancelot and Ministry of Environmental Protection leader, sits well on such as the landscape painting below ring-like seat of fairyland elegantly, one side USA and China entourage do respectively. 环保部的会客大厅内,巨副的桂林山水图,横挂于洁白汉白玉墙壁上。局长兰斯洛特与环保部领导,端坐在秀美如仙境的山水画下方环形座椅上,美国与华夏的随行人员各做一边。 Opposite of them, is magnificence Amoi hears special reporter of channel. USA Ministry of Environmental Protection Bureau Chief visits, this is one also calculates that the important diplomatic matter, naturally wants on the news to notify. 他们对面,是华夏新闻频道的特约记者。美国环保局局长前来访问,这是一件还算重要的外交事情,当然要上新闻通报一下。 „Mr. Lancelot, but also please forgive our entertainments inconsiderately.” Be responsible for receiving his Ministry of Environmental Protection to lead Fang Wenshu, grips the Lancelot palm kindly, in the ordinary words the smile said: „Your this time comes so sudden, perhaps us the good too many projects give you to visit.” “兰斯洛特先生,还请原谅我们的招待不周。”负责接待他的环保部领导房文书,亲切地握住兰斯洛特手掌,用普通话说微笑道:“您这次来的如此突然,我们这边都没准好太多的项目给您参观。” „You are too polite, from stepping into that instant of airport, your enthusiasms follow throughout side me.” The Lancelot straight body that visits, exhibits the smiling face to give the reporters photograph. “您太客气,从踏入机场的那一霎,贵方的热情就始终伴随在我身边。”前来访问的兰斯洛特端正身躯,摆出笑容给记者们拍照。 „Mr. Wenshu, China and USA friendship is well-established. Since 1995, we had joined UN worldwide environmental issue congress together, the issue about environmental protection, we have been grasping the common goal.” “文书先生,华夏与美国的友谊源远流长。自1995年,我们双方共同加入联合国全球环境问题大会以来,关于环保方面的问题,我们就一直秉持着共同目标。” „this time I take the liberty to come, is really your country, in the environmental protection issue, made let the world shocking achievement!” “这次我冒昧而来,实在是贵国,在环境保护问题上,做出了让世界震惊的成就！” Photographs, Lancelot puts Panasonic to come, the body leans slightly on the soft silk sofa, with the blessing tone, is patting the back of the hand of Fang Wenshu gently: „Your country does not need to prepare, our two countries the exchange in environmental protection have conducted many times.” 拍完照,兰斯洛特放松下来,身子略微倾在柔软的真丝沙发上,用祝福口吻,轻轻拍着房文书的手背:“贵国不用准备,我们两国双方在环保上的交流已经进行过很多次。” „This time, we mainly want to understand, your country's gratifying result in industrial sewage processing.” “这一次,我们主要想了解一下,贵国在工业污水处理方面的喜人成果。” Knows you for this. 就知道你是为这个而来。 Fang Wenshu cannot be bearing the unstated criticism at heart, this fellows come also really a rapidness. Usually the official visit notes over one month ahead of schedule, this time is quicker than the speed that going abroad took vacation, notes the next day to fly. 房文书在心里忍不住腹诽,这帮家伙来地还真叫一个快。通常正式访问都是提前一个月以上照会,这次却比出国度假的速度还快,照会过第二天就飞来了。 Thinks like this at heart, on the Fang Wenshu face the smiling face is impregnable: „Where where, this is not our merit. Mr. Lancelot had understood, this gratifying result, is our China famous Monster Heavy Industry creates.” 心里这样想,房文书脸上笑容无懈可击:“哪里那哪里,这并不是我们功劳。想必兰斯洛特先生已经了解,这个喜人成果,是我们华夏著名的巨兽重工创造出来的。” „Well” Lancelot ships out a curious appearance of my not too understanding: „Originally is Monster Heavy Industry, our Mr. President, likes their Company product.” “咦”兰斯洛特装出一副我不太了解的好奇样子:“原来是巨兽重工,我们总统先生,也非常喜欢他们公司的产品。” „Mr. Wenshu, can arrange, making us visit this Company?” “文书先生,能安排一下,让我们参观参观这家公司么？” „That sewage treatment plant, Mr. Wenshu, you do not know, also becomes famous compared with the giant star in USA this sewage treatment plant.” “还有那种污水处理厂,文书先生,您不知道,在美国这家污水处理厂比巨星还出名。” „Such as you hope.” Fang Wenshu simply does not have the means to reject this proposition. “如你所愿。”房文书根本没办法拒绝这个提议。 ............ ………… The USA Ministry of Environmental Protection delegation, must come Zhongyun City to visit the news, layer by layer transmitted from the Official channel. 美国环保局访问团,要来中云市参观地消息,一层一层从官方渠道传达了下来。 This speed is fast, quickly to letting Zhongyun City one group of child leaders is caught off guard. 这个速度非常快,快到让中云市一帮子领导措手不及。 „What, USA Ministry of Environmental Protection can Bureau Chief, come our Zhongyun visit?” “什么,美国环保局局长,要来咱们中云参观？” In Leading Group conference that 3 : 00 pm, holds urgently, Zhongyun City Ministry of Environmental Protection Bureau Chief Ma Xinyu, fantasy look. 下午 3 点,紧急召开的领导班子会议上,中云市环保局局长马心羽,一副活见鬼眼神。 „Tomorrow will come?” “明天就来？” „Hasn't Mayor, the day made a mistake?” Bureau Chief Ma Xinyu extremely said with amazement: „According to the convention, the higher-up leader visits informs one month ahead of schedule. USA heavyweight department member who this time comes. Tomorrow they come, we cannot organize the manpower, does not have the time to prepare to receive the work.” “市长,日子没弄错吧？”局长马心羽万分惊讶道:“按惯例,上级领导访问都是提前一个月通知。这次来的还是美国重量级部门一把手。明天他们来,我们根本组织不出人手,也没时间去准备接待工作啊。” „Notice that I also receive suddenly, order not wrong, the delegation will come tomorrow morning.” Zhongyun City Mayor Xia Yuming, sits before the board, has a headache is pinching the forehead: „The anxiety in time, the higher authority will understand.” “我也是突然收到的通知,命令没有错,访问团明天上午就来。”中云市市长夏雨明,坐在会议桌前,颇为头痛地捏着眉心:“时间上的紧张,上级会理解的。” „Over the two days our laborious, must put out 12 working zeal, all completes the this time task everywhere.” “这两天我们大家辛苦一下,要拿出十二分干劲,全满地完成这次任务。” „Since our time is not enough, that strives to use the other time on the blade.” “既然我们时间不够,那就争取把余下的时间用在刀刃上。” Mayor Xia Yuming starts to issue the reception work: „Landscaping Bureau is responsible for in the visit route of USA delegation, highways clean work. Airport arranges to have the characteristics reception room immediately, keeps us to greet that Mr. Bureau Chief together.” 市长夏雨明开始布置接待任务:“园林局负责美国访问团的参观路线上,道路清洁工作。机场方面立刻布置出有特色的接待室,留我们一起去迎接那位局长先生。” „The place that USA that Bureau Chief must visit, sends people to inform now, must achieve perfect.” “还有美国那位局长要参观的地点,现在就派人通知,务必做到尽善尽美。” „......” “还有……” ............ ………… „What?” “什么？” „You said, USA Ministry of Environmental Protection that fellow named Lancelot, wants to visit our Monster Heavy Industry?” “你是说,美国环保局那个叫兰斯洛特的家伙,想要来参观我们巨兽重工？” In yesterday the Blue Sky Building Director-General office, is examining cell phone sales volume report form Ye Qing that counted, similarly with fantasy the look, watched this government personnel. 蓝天大厦的总裁办公室内,正在查看昨天统计出来的手机销量报表的叶青,同样同活见鬼眼神,看住了这位政府工作人员。 „Chief Ye, waited till tomorrow, you may 10 million unable to use again 【This fellow】 Called them.” This staff compensate to say with a smile: „Also asked Chief Ye to take on, our also means rejected their requests.” “叶总,等到了明天,您可千万不能再用【这家伙】来称呼他们呀。”这位工作人员赔笑道:“还请叶总担待个,我们也办法拒绝他们的要求啊。” „This fellow, really feels all right!” “这家伙,也真好意思来！” „Ok, I will receive well their.” “行了,我会好好接待他们的。” Ye Qing „receives well”, bit is especially heavy. 叶青把“好好接待”,咬的格外重。