The Kangyuan Company this time release massage armchair product, has the very heroic spirit name. 康源公司这次推出的按摩椅产品,有个非常豪气的名字。 — — life therapist! ——生命理疗师！ Selling price same 88,000, the entire massage armchair modeling is fancy. 售价同样八万八,整个按摩椅造型非常花俏。 One chair more than 400 cattys in weight, the person sits on the chair wraps to the foot from the beginning, above disorderly mess device, many are the same as the critically ill guardianship hospital bed. 一张椅子重达400多斤,人坐在椅子上从头包到脚,上面乱七八糟设备,多的跟重症监护病床一样。 Flashy but lacking substance! 华而不实！ This is Ye Qing after attaining the product publicity handbook, after appraisal that the multi-analysis gives. 这是叶青在拿到产品宣传手册后,经过详细分析给出的评价。 The massage armchair massage armchair, on this world the most comfortable massage way, forever is a manpower. 按摩椅按摩椅,这世界上最舒服的按摩方式,永远都是人手。 Kangyuan Company on the original product, increases again multipurpose, but wants to achieve the effect of manpower whole body massage, as before disparity long distance. 康源公司在原有产品上,增添再多功能,但是想要达到人手全身按摩的效果,依旧差距十万八千里。 The traditional machinery massage technique, is unable to be the ball bearing, the rap, is far from Comfort. And on one set of massage armchair, most also in vertebra, waist, calf, arm these points. 传统机械按摩手法,无法就是滚珠,敲击,根本谈不上舒适度。并且一套按摩椅上,最多也就是在脊椎,后腰,小腿,手臂这几个点。 Establishes more massage points, wanting the linkage to get up more complex. This also why Mechanical Engineering Chair receives the reason that hounds warmly, its linkage function may be called goes against heaven's will, can the simulation of perfect various movements. 设置越多的按摩点,想要联动起来就越复杂。这也是为何机械工学椅受到热烈追捧的原因,它的联动功能堪称逆天,可以完美的模拟出各种动作。 Kangyuan Company is not good, but they want to achieve this, therefore on Kangyuan Company this model of new product, developed one set to have the technology of laughing uproariously very much. 康源公司不行,但是他们又想做到这点,所以康源公司这款新产品上,开发了一套很有噱头的技术。 Whole body magnetism rubs technology. 全身磁摩技术。 The principle is very simple in the Ye Qing eye, uses the electromagnetic wave, the release the low frequency biological electrical signal of similar human body, thus makes the muscle of person have the uncontrolled movement. 原理在叶青眼中很简单,利用电磁波,释放出类似人体的低频仿生电信号,从而让人的肌肉产生不受控制的运动。 At present the popular digital massage meter, is similar principle. But Kangyuan Company conducted the improvement innovation, can achieve through the pulse does not paste the electrode patch, can stimulate the muscular motion. 目前流行的数码按摩仪,就是类似原理。只不过康源公司进行了改进创新,通过脉冲可以做到不贴电极贴片,就能刺激肌肉运动。 This massage armchair automatic detection customer(s) body weight, the computer chip will then calculate the most appropriate bio-electrical signal. 这张按摩椅会自动检测用户的体重,然后电脑芯片计算出最合适的生物电信号。 Truly can play the massage role, but the shortcoming is also very obvious. Easy has the electric shock feeling of acupuncture, does not have the Comfort feeling of traditional massage, but also is very easy to cause muscle weariness. 确实可以起到按摩作用,但是缺点也很明显。容易有针刺的电击感,也没有传统按摩的舒适感,还很容易引起肌肉疲劳。 Naturally on publicity, Kangyuan Company definitely not publicity what/anything shortcoming, if only reads the publicity handbook, Ye Qing even thinks that Kangyuan Company made one, comes out compared with the chair that Mechanical Engineering Chair also went against heaven's will. 当然在宣传上,康源公司肯定不会宣传什么缺点,如果只看宣传手册,叶青甚至会以为康源公司制造出了一张,比机械工学椅还逆天的椅子出来。 This is also Kangyuan Company does everything possible to discredit the Mechanical Engineering Chair reason, because Mechanical Engineering Chair achieves their unthinkable things. 这也是康源公司想尽办法来抹黑机械工学椅的缘故,因为机械工学椅做到他们想都不敢想的事情。 — — — — simulates the manpower to massage to the full, and can the whole body massage. ————最大程度模拟人手按摩,并且可以全身按摩。 Master Craftsman leads the bodyguard of ultra eye-catching, strolls the Kangyuan Company conference site time. All Receptionist and tourists, look at immediately on him, including that three foreigners. 精巧大师带着超拉风的保镖,逛进康源公司会场时候。所有的接待员和游客,立刻把目光锁定在了他身上,包括那三名外国人。 The manner of eye-catching, making Kangyuan Company Receptionist branch out one immediately delightedly, walks goes forward politely and Master Craftsman answers. 拉风的派头,让康源公司的接待员立马欢喜地分出一位,走上前客气的和精巧大师搭腔。 „Kangyuan Company, knows.” Expression that Master Craftsman I understand: Your Company product that „before I used, the effect is very good. Now your Company release the new product, I come to have a look specially.” “哦康源公司,知道知道。”精巧大师一副我了解的表情:“之前我就用的你们公司产品,效果很好呀。现在你们公司推出了新产品,我特意过来看看。” „This model of product , if good, I can consider to introduce one batch, uses our Group channel to sell.” “这款产品如果不错的话,我可以考虑引进一批,利用我们集团的渠道来销售。” „This model of product was our Company spent five years of development, and has obtained the domestic medical instrument product registration form, with the UDI authentication internationally, even if made the exit|to speak not to have the issue.” “这款产品是我们公司花了五年时间研制的,并且已经取得国内医疗器械产品注册证,和国际上的UDI认证,即使做出口也没问题的。” „You can first experience and ensure this model of product cannot disappoint you.” “您可以先体验一下,保证这款产品不会让您失望。” „I first have a look, you are busy at you, the entertainment foreign merchant is important.” Master Craftsman sits to a model of old product on, after skilled reassignment parameter, is curling upwards one leg on the other massage while watches the fun. “我先看看,你们忙你们,招待外商要紧。”精巧大师坐到一款老产品上,熟练的调动参数后,翘着二郎腿一边按摩一边看热闹。 Sees Master Craftsman so proficiently to operate the massage armchair, this reception was happy, rushed to serve tea to entertain him. 看见精巧大师如此熟练地操作按摩椅,这名接待开心极了,赶忙去端茶招待他。 That side, a foreign customer under the warm entertainment of Receptionist, the preparation has sat this model of life therapist massage armchair to experience. 那边,一名外国客户已经在接待员的热情招待下,准备坐上这款生命理疗师按摩椅体验一番。 Side that female translator, similarly in invitation. 旁边那名女翻译,也同样在邀请之列。 Two people very unusual lying down on the massage armchair, Receptionist non-stop inputting various types of parameters on nearby computer control board, later opens the this time product the climax, the whole body magnetism massage technology. 两人很稀奇的躺在按摩椅上,接待员在一旁的电脑操控板上不停输入各种参数,随后开启这次产品的重头戏,全身磁按摩技术。 Nearby Master Craftsman, continuation of maintaining composure sits on the chair, Monstrous Laborer also looked for the massage armchair to sit. 一旁精巧大师,不动声色的继续坐在椅子上,身旁的巨力苦工也找了个按摩椅坐了下来。 More than 300 jin (0.5 kg) serious bodies, making that massage armchair squeak squeak make noise. 三百多斤的沉重身躯,让那台按摩椅吱吱作响。 Sees that foreign customer to start to experience the product, after Master Craftsman, but the lens position of single camera, aims at that massage armchair that sat the foreigner. 看见那名外国客户开始体验产品,经精巧大师把但单相机的镜头位置,对准那张坐了老外的按摩椅。 This is one by has transformed specially the camera, inside was installed a directional electromagnetic pulse launcher ingeniously, and technology content is higher, from Third Stage Ionized Environmental Purifier Black Tech blueprint(s), the technology that transplants. 这是一台被特殊改造过的相机,里面被巧妙地安装了一台定向电磁脉冲发射器,并且科技含量更高,是从第三阶段的电离环境净化器黑科技图纸中,移植出来的技术。 Kangyuan Company most new product can release the bioelectricity, in the Master Craftsman hand this camera will also put, but puts is the high-frequency nization pulse, to is harmless, can actually seriously disturb the normal work of electronic component. 康源公司的最新产品会释放生物电,精巧大师手中这台相机也会放,不过放地是高频电离脉冲,对人体无害,却可以严重干扰电子元器件的正常工作。 The most essential this thing or the direction detection, this also directly caused the massage armchair of that foreign customer to have the issue, but side that female translator did not have the issue. 最关键这玩意还是定向的,这也就直接造成了那位外国客户的按摩椅有问题,而旁边那名女翻译的没问题。 The high-frequency nization pulse that the naked eye is unable to catch together, drills into the goal massage armchair accurate, under the influences of these nization pulses, bioelectric generator frequency in the massage armchair, immediately with hitting adrenalin, started to release the physicist to come, complex bioelectricity pulse that could not untie. 一道肉眼无法捕捉的高频电离脉冲,精准地钻入目标按摩椅中,在这些电离脉冲的影响下,按摩椅中的生物电发生器频率,立刻跟打了肾上腺素一样,开始释放物理学家来了,也解不开的复杂生物电脉冲。 This foreign customer sits in the massage armchair last time, the feeling was good, the whole body numb numb muscle follows to beat. 这位外国客户坐在按摩椅上时候,原本感觉还行,浑身麻麻的肌肉跟着在跳动。 However is quick he to feel not right, how shoulder can't there feel the sound slowly, waist there has the stabbing pain feeling? 不过很快他就感觉到不对劲了,怎么慢慢肩膀那里感觉不到动静,腰部那里有刺痛感觉？ Just wants to tell Receptionist this issue, this foreign customer did not have also to and speech, the superficial pain, a ghost called suddenly, jumped from the massage armchair, jumped old tall. 正想把这个问题告诉接待员,这名外国客户还没还得及说话,就忽然表面痛苦,啊一声鬼叫,从按摩椅上跳了出来,蹦地老高。 After falling to the ground, covers the waist to keep buys ga to buy ga calling, the tears almost class/flow comes out. 落地后捂着后腰不停买噶买噶的叫着,眼泪都差点流出来。 The female translator also does, anxiously how asked him. 女翻译也做起来,焦急问他怎么了。 „Damn, you did not say that this type of massage armchair, is impossible to have offending somebody?” The tucking in waist that this foreigner customer looks fierce, reveals palm of the hand big fiery red to burn the mark. “该死,你们不是说这种按摩椅,不可能发生伤人事件么？”这位国外客户龇牙咧嘴的撩起后腰,露出一片巴掌大的火红灼痕。 Kangyuan Company Receptionist was also silly, these tourists were also sillier. 康源公司的接待员也傻了,那些游客也更傻了。 „Please provide a reasonable explanation, otherwise I will make the attorney file the lawsuit to your product safety performance.” The female translator looked oneself Boss is injured, got angry immediately. “请你们提供一个合理的解释,否则我会让律师对你们的产品安全性能提出诉讼。”女翻译一看自己的老板受伤,立马红眼了。 „Show auspicious show auspicious” the receptions of Kangyuan Company, the waist bent the sun-dried shelled shrimp quickly, bowing apology. “骚瑞骚瑞”康源公司的接待们,腰都快弓成了虾米,一个劲的鞠躬道歉。 Assumed personal command Manager complains of injustice hastily, said that their products cannot have the problem, their simulation bio-electrical signal technology, after strict test. 坐镇的经理则连忙叫屈,说他们的产品不会出现问题,他们的模拟生物电信号技术,是经过严格测试的。 „I knew.” Manager was suddenly enlighted, points at Receptionist that is responsible for debugging saying: „Certainly was she substituted wrongly the parameter, Mr. Bits you could rest assured that we will certainly compensate to that you were harmed.” “我知道了。”经理恍然大悟,指着负责调试的接待员说:“一定是她调错了参数,比特先生你放心,我们一定会对您受到的伤害进行补偿。” „Mr. Bits, this certainly is a misunderstanding, please believe me.” “比特先生,这一定是个误会,请您相信我。” „Xiu inscription we go to the next home to have a look.” This foreigner waved, covers the waist to walk lamely. “秀铭我们去下一家看看吧。”这名老外挥挥手,捂着腰一瘸一拐走了。 Another two foreign customers you look at me, I look at you, seems somewhat indecisive. 另外两名外国客户你看我,我看你,似乎有些犹豫不决。 Kangyuan Company Manager non-stop explaining, this was the staff substituted certainly wrongly the parameter, later he also ran up to that massage armchair, by this proved oneself said unmistakably. 康源公司的经理不停解释,这一定是员工调错了参数,随后他还自己跑到那张按摩椅上,以此来证明自己所说无误。 The time passed by for 1-2 minutes, on the Manager face also does not have any anomaly. 时间过去了1-2,经理脸上也没有任何异常。 Two foreigner customers are half believing and half doubting, sat on this model of life therapist massage armchair to experience, Manager that did not feel relieved hurried to debug personally. 两位国外客户将信将疑,也都坐到了这款生命理疗师按摩椅上体验,不放心的经理赶紧过来亲自调试。 Perhaps is Kangyuan Company here stream of people too many reasons, reporter of several wear NBC television station work waistcoats, carried video camera and microphone arrived at outside, looking at the stance prepares shooting. 或许是康源公司这里的人流太多缘故,几个穿着NBC电视台工作马甲的记者,扛着摄像机和话筒来到了外面,看架势是准备拍摄一下。 Kangyuan Company Manager is overjoyed, but the NBC television station one of the USA five big broadcast television stations, the influence on ascend the sky greatly. 康源公司的经理大喜过望,NBC电视台可是美国五大广播电视台之一,影响力大上了天。 He is preparing to welcome the past, NBC reporter takes the microphone, the diameter arrived sat near foreigner customer on the massage armchair, inquired that he had what view to this convention. 他正准备迎过去,NBC的记者却拿着话筒,直径走到了坐在按摩椅上的国外客户边上,询问他对本次会展有什么看法。 Originally others interview the person on one's own side, but this, video camera will still definitely issue a license even their products, was equal to giving them to have the advertisement imperceptibly. 原来人家是采访自己人,不过就算这样,摄像机也肯定会把他们的产品给照下来,无形中等于给了他们打广告。 Lets Kangyuan Company Manager excitedly is, this foreigner customer accepts the interview time naturally, but also raised a Kangyuan Company this model of massage armchair while convenient, said that they are Lamburn medical instrument Company representative stationed in China, is interested in this model of product very much. 更让康源公司的经理兴奋地是,这位国外客户大大方方接受采访时候,还顺带提了一下康源公司这款按摩椅,说他们是兰伯恩医疗器械公司的驻华代表,对这款产品很感兴趣。 He also invited on this cheeks indistinctly some freckles female reporter, came to experience, said that the feeling was good. 他还邀请这位脸颊上影影绰绰有些雀斑的女记者,也过来体验一下,说感觉还不错。 „My God!” Kangyuan Company Manager almost crashes into the happy heaven, hears this saying he to go forward immediately warmly, invites this female reporter, comes the experience life therapist massage armchair. “我的天！”康源公司的经理差点坠入幸福的天堂,听到这话他立刻热情上前,邀请这位女记者,过来体验生命理疗师按摩椅。