#1187: 1164: The instant noodles of which brand both delicious and cheap
Chapter 1187
第1187章1164: The instant noodles of whichbrandbothdeliciousandcheap
1164:哪个牌子的泡面既好吃又便宜Firstfaced withchoice, isShanghaicustomer(s).
第一个面临选择的,是一位尚海用户。Hisname wasAng LeeChen, was a ordinaryoffice worker.
他叫李安辰,是一位普普通通上班族。This yearheadclass of clantypicallyhas a fashionablenickname„moonlightclan”, Ang LeeChenis no exception, heevery month8000manywages, alwaysinsending the 12weeks after wagesdisappeared.
这年头上班族通常都有个时髦外号“月光族”,李安辰也不例外,他每月八千多的工资,总是在发了工资后的一两星期就不见踪影。Ang LeeChendoes not know where the wagesconcreteflowerwent, received the wagesalso the flower the unofficial receipt , the credit card, againnext1-2inns.
李安辰也不知道工资具体花哪里去了,拿到工资还了花呗白条、还了信用卡,再下1-2馆子。
The wagesdid not have!
工资没了!
When the holographiceyeglassesjustcame out, Ang LeeChenhas once thoughtclenches teethto loanto buyone.全息眼镜刚出来时,李安辰曾想过咬咬牙贷款买上一个。Finallyless than two days, onlinepassed on the holographiceyeglassesto wearinsanelyfor a long timewill seriously harm the vision, evenledblindly.
结果没过两天,网上又疯传全息眼镜佩戴久了会严重损害视力,甚至把人带瞎。Ang LeeChenfelt the ingredient that thisinsidesaid things just to frighten people, mustaccount for80%at least.
李安辰觉得这里面危言耸听的成分,起码要占八成。Reallymustharmthatin a big way, why can the holographiceyeglassesthrough the examination of nationalproduct inspection?
真要危害那么大,全息眼镜凭什么能通过国家产品检验的检测?Do not pullwhatmoneytransaction, reallymustseriouslyharm the vision, thatholographiceyeglassessellso many, in the near futurewill eruptcertainlymassively. When the time comes, is not the issue that the correlation detectionpersonnelrice bowlcanpreserve, butcanbe sentenced the indefinitematter.
别扯什么金钱交易,真要严重损害视力,那全息眼镜卖出去那么多,在不久的未来铁定会大规模爆发出来。到时候,就不是相关检测人员饭碗能不能保住的问题,而是会不会被判无期的事情。Is it possible that haven't the intelligence quotients of thesepeoplearrived at the Elementary Schoollevel?
那些人的智商莫非都没到小学水平?
The electronic productsmostpay great attention to the uniformity of product, is not the food, eachraidbecause of the raw materialissue, mighthavevariousconditions.
电子产品最注重产品的一致性,又不是食品,每一个批次都会因为原料问题,有可能出现各种状况。Believes that this, oftendoes not bring the brainto read the news.
相信这个的,往往都不带脑子去看新闻。ButmostInternet users, looked that the newsis not willingto think.
可大部分网民们,看新闻都不愿意动脑子。Thismatteris noisy, Ang LeeChendoes not darefulldoes not believe.
这件事沸沸扬扬,李安辰也不敢全盘的不信。Hethinks that the holographiceyeglasses may havecertain impact on the vision, butneedslong-term to manifesthas problems.
他认为全息眼镜可能会对视力造成一定影响,但需要长期才能体现出问题。Thereforehedecidesto wait.
所以他决定等一等。Thisfirst-grade, waited for99Yuanholographiceyeglassesexperiencecards, withmaking the relevant personnel of falsearticlewas stressed the news.
这一等,等来了九十九元的全息眼镜体验卡,和制造虚假文章的相关人员被抓消息。Clenched teethto brush8600earnest moneywith the credit card, becausehisgoing to workplacewas nearfromair logisticsrelaycenter, was also ripewithinsideperson, the earliest possible time of deliveryheranto pick up by oneselfoneselforder, andactivatedimmediately, becomesnationalfirstactivationexperiencecardcustomer(s)luck.
咬咬牙用信用卡刷了八千六的保证金,因为他上班地方距离航空物流中转中心非常近,跟里面人也熟,货到的第一时间他就跑去自提了自己的订单,并在第一时间激活,幸运成为了全国第一位激活体验卡的用户。Really......
真……Incense stick|FragrantAh!
香啊!Attained the holographiceyeglasses, Ang LeeChenhas soakedinvirtualworld, entirenight.
拿到全息眼镜,李安辰已经泡在了虚拟世界里,整整一夜。That night, heandinnumerablewithall over the countryvoice„ally”gathersinNew York.
这一夜,他和无数操着天南海北口音的“战友”们聚在纽约。Frombyalienpersonoppressivefleeing to the wilderness, by the present they have been ablethrough the mutualtactical coordination, to attractbringing death of alienpatrolaircraftwithseveral hundredpeoplein the specificmapat first, forambushin the customer(s)creationopportunity in one sideroof.
从最初被外星人虐的落荒而逃,到现在他们已经可以通过互相战术配合,用数百人在特定地图吸引外星巡逻飞行器的送死,为埋伏在一旁楼顶的用户创造机会。
The ambushincustomer(s) of three layersbuildingroof, musthold the aircraftenergyweaponto open fire, the alienpersonattentionplaceseliminationgroundcustomer(s)thatflash, jumps down, pressesaircraftwith the huge crowd.
埋伏在三层楼楼顶的用户们,要抓住飞行器能量武器开火,外星人注意力都放在消灭地面用户的那一瞬间,一跃而下,用人海把飞行器压下来。Sacrificemanypeople, aircraftpressedleave alone, the alienpersonopenedtenboth handseven, stillgave up any idea of that escapedascends to heaven.
别管牺牲多少人,飞行器一压下来,外星人就算张了十双手,也休想逃出升天。Thismerelybeginning.
这只是起点。Afterpassing the nightto fight bravely, whennext morning.
经过一夜奋战,等到第二天上午。The500people of regiments that Ang LeeChenis, had seizedtwoaircraftandsixindividualenergyweapons. Thesesixenergyweapons, have madethemhave a hard steelpatrolaircraftcapital.
李安辰所在的这个五百人军团,已经缴获了两架飞行器、六把单兵能量武器。这六把能量武器,已经让他们有了硬钢一架巡逻飞行器的资本。TiredAh!
累啊!Fights bravelyinvirtualworld, does not sitin front of the computer of a mouseaccording to the matter of keyboard.
在虚拟世界中奋战,可不是坐在电脑面前点点鼠标按一按键盘的事情。Here, wantsto makewhatmovement, in realitymustfollowto do.
在这里,想要做出什么动作,现实里的自己就要跟着做出来。
The physical abilitylimitedAng LeeChento be at【Chinadomain】Corps, otherwisethat night the timetheywill not harvestsixenergyweapons.
体能限制了李安辰所在的【华夏领域】战队,不然这一夜时间他们绝不会才收获六把能量武器。Herewith the alienpersonfights, althoughnotfallingoverall, buttheirspoils of war can actually store uptowrappersonally.
在这里和外星人战斗虽然不会掉落积分,但他们的战利品却可以储存到个人包裹中。Inoutside, the energyweaponis an exquisitely shapeddata plate, entered the New Yorkmap, canwieldconveniently, turns into the mightastonishingenergyweapon.
在外面,能量武器就是一张造型精美的铭牌,进了纽约地图,就能随手一挥,变成威力惊人的能量武器。NowinAng LeeChen and corpsothermembers, are sitting down exhausted the roadsideinNew YorkJackson Street.
现在李安辰和战队里其他成员,正瘫坐在纽约杰克逊大街的路边。TheircorpsCaptain, is a nouveau richelevelplayer of field armyfamily background. A Primordial Spiritcoverall, a superbmarksmanship, withdazzlingtactical maneuver. Makeshim the absolutemain force in corps, in the energyweaponin the hand, movedSuperhero to fightseveralroundswithlast night.
他们战队队长,是一位野战军出身的土豪级玩家。一身的元神套装,一手出神入化的枪法,和让人眼花缭乱的战术动作。使得他成为了战队中的绝对主力,能量武器在手,和昨晚活动里的超级英雄都能战上几个回合。„It is not good, Inowtired, even if the armdid not even lift up.”Captainis sprawled, lies downis piling up one on top of anotherunder the automobile that the arhatfolds, the soundlikejustregained consciousnessfrom the intensive care unitweakly.
“不行了,我现在累的哪怕连胳膊都抬不动了。”队长四仰八叉地,躺在一堆叠罗汉叠起来的汽车底下,声音虚弱地如同刚从加护病房里苏醒。„Team... Captain, Ithought that thismapmustmakemeplay for a month, Ihaveself-confidentonemonthlater, duelthreegymtrainers.”Ang LeeChenalsolies downby the automobile, theseautomobilesaretheirseveral hundredpeoplepile up the three layersmouthto be highforcefully, connect the streettwo sidesroofto use.
“队…队长,我觉得这地图要让我玩上一个月,我有自信一个月后,单挑三个健身房健身教练。”李安辰也躺在汽车旁,这些汽车是他们几百人硬生生摞起三层口高,连通街道两边房顶用的。„Do not boast, Iam the gymcoach.”In the crowd of nearbyparalysissomepeoplemumbledone, „Iprepareto resignam not dry, Imusthave a fitnesstraining classinvirtualworld.”
“别吹牛了,我就是健身房教练。”旁边瘫痪的人堆里有人嘟囔一声,“不过我准备辞职不干了,我要在虚拟世界里办一个健身培训班。”„Great idea, such a saying, Ito think that is also goodat the virtualworldneighborhooddrawingtraining class, Iteach the fine arts.”
“好主意啊,这么一说,我觉得在虚拟世界里弄个画画培训班也不错,我是教美术的。”„Iamprogramming, probablyherecannot seek the newoccupation.”Ang LeeChensomewhatwants to cry but have no tears.
“我是程序员,好像在这里谋不到新职业啊。”李安辰有些欲哭无泪。NearbyCaptainhey heysmiles, „should not be discouraged, Ilookto be very good, do not seek the occupation that yourtactical maneuverdoes, canlead the younger sisterwithmetogether.”
旁边的队长嘿嘿一笑,“别灰心,我瞧你战术动作做的很不错,谋不到职业,可以跟我一起带妹呀。”„Thatis, IamPudongeatchickenGreat God, variousshowsoperatedto be skilled in the bone.”Ang LeeChenreveals the sillysample the self-satisfiedsmiling face.
“那是,我可是浦东新区吃鸡大神,各种骚操作精通到了骨子里。”李安辰露出傻子样的得意笑容。Howeverquick, hissmiling facelivedstiffly.
不过很快,他的笑容僵硬住了。„How won't the brothers, fall asleep?”NearbyCaptain, lifted the armto pushhisfiercely, the lattercontinuedstiffly.
“怎么了兄弟,不会睡着了吧?”旁边队长龇牙咧嘴地,抬起胳膊推了他一下,后者持续僵硬中。Crossed for fiveseconds, Ang LeeChenhas gotten back one's composure.
足足过了五秒,李安辰才回过神。Ang LeeChenshows the meatpainfulexpression that wantsto cry, „was finished, justIreceived the systemprompt, saidmy99Yuanexperiencecardtimealreadyless thana halfhour.”
李安辰露出想哭的肉痛表情,“完蛋了,刚刚我收到系统提示,说我的九十九元体验卡时间已经不足半小时。”„Ifaint, youdid not say that Iforgot.”Thatgymcoachgū lūcrawls, „Iam the 11:00activation, nowquick10:00, less thanonehour of naturaltime?”
“我晕,你不说我都忘了。”那位健身房教练咕噜一声爬起来,“我是十一点激活的,现在都快十点了,岂不是还有不到一个小时的潇洒时间?”
The words of coachin the crowd the chain-reaction, manypeoplehurriedto cutsystemimmediately, inquiredoneselfrest ofexperiencecardtime.
教练的话顿时在人群中起了连锁反应,很多人都赶紧切出系统,查询自己剩余的体验卡时间。„Isaid that yourbrainsdo have the issue?”nouveau richeCaptainhanded over a supercilious lookto the crowd, „onOfficial Websitedid not say before snatching the experiencecard, mustfirstpay8600deposit, do youturn intopurchasenotwas enough of holographiceyeglasses the depositdirectly?”
“我说你们脑子是不是有问题?”土豪队长给人群递了一圈白眼,“官网上不是说抢体验卡之前要先缴纳八千六的押金,你们直接把押金变成全息眼镜的购买款不就行了?”„Iamsuchdry/doesAh!”Ang LeeChenthought that thischoicealsowantedyou saying that mybrainalsodid not have the problem, definitelychose the firstoption.
“我就是这样干的啊!”李安辰心想这个选择还要你说,我脑子又没毛病,肯定选第一个选项。„A youhowalsobeing as if in a tranceexpression?”
“那你怎么还一副丢了魂的表情?”„Ilove dearly.”Ang LeeChenwants to cry but have no tears, „advanced paymentismycredit cardbrushes, now are not only many8600holes, Ialsodecided the doublePrimordial Spiritglovea moment ago, withrotarytreadmill......”
“我心疼啊。”李安辰欲哭无泪,“预付款是我信用卡刷的,现在不仅多了八千六的窟窿,我刚才还定了双元神手套,和万向跑步机……”„Mycredit cardquota30,000, emptynowthoroughly, Ifromnext month, reallymusteat the instant noodlesto live. Whichbrandinstant noodleseveryoneknows, bothdeliciousandcheap?”
“我的信用卡额度三万,现在彻底空了,我从下个月起,真得吃泡面过日子了。大家知道哪个牌子泡面,既好吃又便宜嘛?”„Was finished, Ifear the instant noodles unable to eat.”
“完蛋了,我恐怕泡面都吃不起。”„damn it, I am also a credit card.”
“我靠,我也是信用卡。”„Iam colored......”
“我是花呗……”„I am also......”
“我也是……”„PresentlyIfromborrowinginborrow......”
“我从借呗里现借的……”„Eats the instant noodlestogether, Iknow that the flavor of agriculturalheartis good.”
“一起吃泡面,我知道农心的味道不错。”„Mychoicevermicelli, the eggdoes not give upthattype.”
“我选择挂面,鸡蛋都舍不得加地那种。”In the crowdwails a piece, thisyeartenyoungsterhavenineis the moonlightclan, Ang LeeChenwants to cry but have no tears, are they?
人群中哀嚎一片,这年头十个年轻人有九个都是月光族,李安辰欲哭无泪,他们又何尝不是?Thentheythought that the longpainis inferior to the shortpain, while the time of presenteveryonecollectiveparalysis, hurriedto fall the holographiceyeglassessimplyto the pocketinsaidagain.
然后他们觉得长痛不如短痛,干脆趁着现在大家集体瘫痪的时间,赶紧把全息眼镜落到口袋里再说。Otherwisewhoknows that can the experiencecardtimearrived, whatsmall trickshave?
不然谁知道体验卡时间到了,会不会出什么幺蛾子?Becauseif the person who purchases are too really manyare too many, eyeglasses of Monster Industrialintheirhandsdoes summonagain?
要是因为购买的人实在太多太多,巨兽工业把他们手里眼镜再召回去呢?„Ghosthowlingwhat, making the alienpersonhear, but alsothinks that wecalled the instant noodlescorps.”Captainfelt that the facewas lostcompletelybythisfellows.
“一个个鬼嚎什么,让外星人听见了,还以为我们叫泡面战队。”队长感觉脸都被这帮家伙丢尽了。
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