MMOMG :: Volume #7

#666: Dreadful game designer


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In the reality distinguishes female and male, basically looks at the crotch section, everyone does that is the thought inertia. 现实里分辨雌雄,基本都是看裆部的,大家这么做都是思维惯性。 However «Rebirth» as the holographic numerical simulation game, inside monster is quite lifelike, although the setting sun demon ape is not human, but the good and evil is also the primate, if really puts the sex externally, many are somewhat ungraceful. 不过《重生》作为全息模拟游戏,里面的怪物相当逼真,落日魔猿虽然不是人类,但好歹也是灵长类,真要是把性别放到外观上,多少有些不雅。 Therefore setting sun demon ape crotch who everyone sees, is completely empty...... 所以大伙所看到的落日魔猿胯下,全是空空如也…… Sees this scene, the famous metropolis cannot help but depressed: „! Game designer Tete was inexpensive!” 见此场景,名都不由得郁闷道:“靠!游戏设计师太特么贱了!” Everyone looks askance, meow, if the game designer really designs the sex externally, that is inexpensive good. 大伙纷纷侧目,喵的,如果游戏设计师真的把性别设计到外观上,那才是贱好吧。 Shameless, how did you say entire?” Everyone asked the shameless say/way. “无忌,你说怎么整?”大伙问无忌道。 Is frowning to think to say shamelessly: How dug up up to throw the small dream? It is said the aesthetic appreciation and human of monkey are similar, throw definitely is Duke......” 无忌皱着眉头想了想道:“把小梦扒光了扔过去如何?据说猴子的审美和人类差不多,扑上去的肯定是公的……” „!” Dream exquisite hears word is angry: I thought that digs up the light to throw good also you.” “靠!”梦玲珑闻言大怒:“我觉得把你扒光扔过去也行。” I am not female.” Lets go shamelessly. “我不是女的啊。”无忌摊手。 The exquisite dream said: Doesn't matter, has female monkey.” 玲珑梦道:“没关系,有母猴子。” „......” Everyone's nod of looking pensive, did not turn to shamelessly...... the behavior of monkey animal expression nature is not implicit, really wanted, if said such shamelessly, threw the effect of playing is also the same shamelessly. “唔……”所有人若有所思的点了点头,把眼光转向了无忌……猴子这种动物表达性质的行为一点都不含蓄,真要如无忌所说那样,把无忌扔过去起到的效果也是相同的。 Although estimates in many ways shamelessly, but facing exquisite dream crazed woman, everyone is willing to offend shamelessly many. 虽然无忌估计多端,但是面对玲珑梦这个丧心病狂的女人,大伙更愿意得罪无忌多一点。 Day, do you want to do?” Shameless in great surprise, panic asking. “日,你们想干啥?”无忌大惊,惊慌失措的问道。 Hehe!” Sends the sleeve is proceeding with Mingdu to rub arrogantly one step, the shameless complexion is pale, is pointing at two humanity: You dare to proceed again one step, I die to you look.” “嘿嘿!”寄傲和明都撸着袖子往前一步,无忌面色惨白,指着二人道:“你们再敢往前一步,我就死给你们看。” Ok, no joking!” Spring flies in circles to see these two young bastards really to dig up the shameless clothes, makes noise to advise hastily. “行了,别闹了!”春翔见这俩小王八蛋真要扒无忌衣服,连忙出声劝阻。 How to incur, spring does elder brother want to volunteer?” Mingdu grinning asking. “咋招,春哥想自告奋勇吗?”明都笑嘻嘻的问道。 Spring flies in circles saying: Does not use that troublesome, don't we have the fruit? Threw the fruit on the line.” 春翔道:“不用那么麻烦,咱们不是有水果吗?扔水果就行了。” Throws the fruit?” People hears word stares: What view has? The monkey is not likes eating the fruit?” “扔水果?”众人闻言一愣:“有什么说法吗?猴子不都是喜欢吃水果的吗?” If a monkey of sex does not like eating the fruit, throwing the fruit is passable, since the hobby is the same, throws the fruit to be basically equal to throwing feeds food. 若是其中一个性别的猴子不爱吃水果,扔水果还说得过去,既然爱好相同,扔水果基本等于投喂食物。 Hehe!” Spring flies in circles dreadfully smiled, everyone whole body had goosebumps. “嘿嘿!”春翔猥琐的笑了一下,所有人浑身都起了一层鸡皮疙瘩。 Then spring flies in circles saying: I thought that likes eating the peach should be the Duke monkey, likes eating the banana should be female monkey......” 接着春翔说道:“我觉得吧,喜欢吃桃子的应该是公猴子,喜欢吃香蕉的应该是母猴子……” „???” “???” „......” “……” mysterious...... cheap person!!!” “次奥……贱人!!!” Has exquisite dream crazed woman, Quanzhen Church these fellow thoughts diverge quick...... 有玲珑梦这种丧心病狂的女人在,全真教这些家伙思维发散的很快…… Listened spring to fly in circles saying that everyone first gawked, later speechless, collapsed finally collectively, he meow, this was never proper, thinks that he had what respected opinion, show that unexpectedly the dog said a lower limit!! 听春翔说完,大家先是一愣,随后一阵无语,最后集体崩溃,他喵的,这个老不正经,原以为丫有什么高见,狗曰的竟然秀了一把下限!! Sees everyone this expression, Yang Na stupidly asked that the exquisite dream said: What do you mean? Is the monkey the fruit that the different sexes like really different?” 见大家这个表情,杨娜傻兮兮的问玲珑梦道:“啥意思啊?猴子真的是不同性别喜欢的水果不一样吗?” ......” exquisite dream spurted the mouth old blood, explained to Yang Na low voice, one that the Yang Na little face brushes was red, gouged the spring to fly in circles ruthlessly. “噗……”玲珑梦喷了口老血,小声跟杨娜解释了一番,杨娜小脸刷的一下就红了,狠狠地剜了春翔一眼。 Spring flies in circles still happily said: What kind of, the scheme of old man is very unique, does not injure the soldier to be able them to take.” 春翔犹自得意道:“怎么样,老夫的计谋很独特吧,不伤一兵一卒就能将他们拿下。” Go away! Is never proper!” People simultaneous/uniform Qishu middle finger. “滚!老不正经!”众人齐齐竖中指。 Hey, is shameless your grandson, the old man is helps your, did you also scold the old man?” Spring flies in circles uncomfortable saying. “嘿,无忌你这孙子,老夫是帮你的,你还骂老夫?”春翔不爽的说道。 Your brother-in-law, your old trash!” Gets angry shamelessly: We do the proper business, can not be dreadful!” “你妹夫啊,你个老垃圾!”无忌怒道:“咱干正事呢,能不能不猥琐!” Although spring flies in circles this goods is the dreadful acting of Quanzhen Church, usually in should do the proper business time but is actually unambiguous, but this little while is dreadful, obviously some are not the times. 虽说春翔这货一直都是全真教的猥琐担当,平日里该干正事的时候倒也不含糊,可这会儿还猥琐,显然有些不是时候。 What to be dreadful, the system skill set this link, definitely will have the method of dealing, you forgot words that fellow who sells the fruit spoke?” Spring flies in circles seriously answered. “猥琐啥啊,系统技能设置了这个环节了,肯定会有应对的方法,你忘了卖水果的那家伙说的话了吗?”春翔一本正经的解释道。 This......” spring flies in circles such a to raise, everyone thought of the words of fruit stall boss immediately. “这个……”春翔这么一提,大家顿时想到了水果摊老板的话。 Peach banana wants, the setting sun demon ape of setting sun forest may like. “桃子香蕉要不要,落日森林的落日魔猿可喜欢了”。 Thinks of here, everyone somewhat believes words that spring flies in circles. 想到这里,所有人都有些相信春翔的话了。 Playing the game was so long, everyone contacted many S step duty, this duty like the brain extreme turn, was to have no way to be solved with the normal thought that therefore was called cannot complete the task, although said that but the S step duty also had the breakthrough point, so long as the rapidness of thought discovery, were not difficult to find the breakthrough point. 玩游戏这么久了,大家接触到了不少s阶任务,这种任务就像脑筋急转弯一样,用正常思维根本是没法解决的,所以被称为不可完成任务,虽然这么说,但s阶任务也有突破点,只要思维发现的快,就不难找到突破点。 All expert players know, in the process of S step duty, each npc words, possibly is the breakthrough point, since sells the fruit boss to say these words accidentally, therefore these words are this duty have inevitably relate. 所有的高手玩家都知道,在s阶任务的过程中,每一个npc的话,都可能是突破点,既然卖水果的老板“无意中”说出这句话,所以这句话必然是和这个任务有所联系的。 The meaning of fruit stall boss is very simple, the setting sun demon ape likes the peach and banana these two fruits, so thinks, the mentality that spring flies in circles is basically correct. 水果摊老板的意思很简单,落日魔猿喜欢桃子和香蕉这两种水果,如此一想,春翔的思路基本正确。 How to distinguish female and male, deciding however is related with the peach banana, is such dreadful resolution method, makes everyone unacceptable. 如何分辨雌雄,定然和桃子香蕉有关,可是这么猥琐的分辨方法,还是让大家不能接受。 You think that the designer and you are equally dreadful?” Saying that despises shamelessly. “你以为设计师和你一样猥琐?”无忌鄙视的说道。 „? Is your meaning the designer is not very dreadful?” Spring flies in circles instead despises. “哦?你的意思是设计师还不够猥琐?”春翔反鄙视。 Eh......” shameless again speechless, to be honest, played so many games shamelessly, has not seen compared with the designers who «Rebirth» play to design smelly has not been concerned about face, simply the dreadful this word makes for them good. “额……”无忌再次无语,说实话,无忌玩了这么多游戏,就没见过比《重生》游戏设计还臭不要脸的设计人员,猥琐这种词简直就是为他们而造的好吧。 Or, do we try?” Asked other humanity shamelessly. “要不,咱们试试?”无忌问其他人道。 Tries, otherwise can you find out more dreadful means?” Everyone expressed the support for the shameless proposition. “试试吧,不然你能想出更猥琐的办法吗?”大家对无忌的提议表示赞同。 Without the means that spring flies in circles such shameless excuse, deeply touched Quanzhen Church this group of fellows...... others often to say the like attracts like unexpectedly no wonder, will trade to make other players definitely to fly in circles the spring clubs dead randomly, where will approve of his stupid idea. 没办法,春翔这么无耻的说辞,竟然深深打动了全真教这群家伙……难怪人家常说人以群分,换做其他玩家肯定会把春翔乱棍打死了,哪里会赞同他的馊主意。 Saw everyone to be in agreement, to put out a hand to pull out peach and a banana shamelessly, was throwing to the setting sun demon ape. 见大家意见一致,无忌伸手掏出了一个桃子和一个香蕉,对着落日魔猿就扔了出去。 The setting sun demon ape sees the banana and peach, immediately became one group randomly, rushing to be first pursued. 落日魔猿看到香蕉和桃子,顿时乱成了一团,争先恐后的追了过去。 Before long the system transmits the prompt: You feed setting sun demon ape Krylow special product big peach, Krylow loyalty + 30......” 不一会系统传来提示:“你喂养落日魔猿克里姆一个特产大桃子,克里姆忠诚度……” You feed a setting sun demon ape Linda special product banana, the Linda loyalty + 30......” “你喂养落日魔猿琳达一个特产香蕉,琳达忠诚度……” Krylow, Linda, knew from the name female and male...... 克里姆、琳达,从名字来看就知道雌雄了…… My grass, but also is really distinguishes like this!!” Sees the system prompt shamelessly, the chin falls, this game designer really dreadful does not have the lower limit. “我艹,还真是这样分辨的!!”无忌看到系统提示,下巴都掉了下来,这游戏设计师果然猥琐的没有下限。 What kind of, I said that the clothing/taking does refuse to accept?” Spring flying in circles favorite say/way. “怎么样,我就说嘛,服不服?”春翔得意道。 The people had nothing to say in reply, even this can, but also who dares to refuse to accept? 众人无言以对,连这都能中,还有谁敢不服? Everyone grasps separately!” For time-saving for also does not mess up the monkeys, distributed the peach to the people shamelessly, threw toward the monkey group in together. “大家分头去抓!”为了节省时间也为了不把猴子们搞混,无忌把桃子分发给了众人,一起往猴群中抛了过去。 When the monster loyalty is bigger than 70, will follow the player, quick, after Quanzhen Church this group of fellows everyone , was flowing the monkey of saliva with one eagerly...... 当怪物忠诚度大于70的时候,就会跟随玩家,很快,全真教这群家伙每人身后都跟了一只眼巴巴流着口水的猴子……
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