In the realitydistinguishesfemale and male, basicallylooks at the crotchsection, everyonedoes thatis the thoughtinertia.
现实里分辨雌雄,基本都是看裆部的,大家这么做都是思维惯性。However«Rebirth»as the holographic numerical simulationgame, insidemonsteris quite lifelike, although the setting sundemonapeis nothuman, but the good and evil is also the primate, ifreallyputs the sexexternally, many are somewhat ungraceful.
不过《重生》作为全息模拟游戏,里面的怪物相当逼真,落日魔猿虽然不是人类,但好歹也是灵长类,真要是把性别放到外观上,多少有些不雅。Thereforesetting sundemonapecrotch who everyonesees, is completely empty......
所以大伙所看到的落日魔猿胯下,全是空空如也……Seesthisscene, the famous metropolis cannot help but depressed: „! GamedesignerTetewas inexpensive!”
见此场景,名都不由得郁闷道:“靠!游戏设计师太特么贱了!”Everyonelooks askance, meow, if the gamedesignerreallydesigns the sexexternally, thatisinexpensivegood.
大伙纷纷侧目,喵的,如果游戏设计师真的把性别设计到外观上,那才是贱好吧。„Shameless, how did yousayentire?”Everyoneasked the shamelesssay/way.
“无忌,你说怎么整?”大伙问无忌道。Is frowningto thinkto sayshamelessly: „Howdug upupto throw the smalldream? It is said the aesthetic appreciationandhuman of monkeyare similar, throwdefinitelyisDuke......”
无忌皱着眉头想了想道:“把小梦扒光了扔过去如何?据说猴子的审美和人类差不多,扑上去的肯定是公的……”„!”Dreamexquisitehearswordis angry: „Ithought that digs up the lightto throwgoodalsoyou.”
“靠!”梦玲珑闻言大怒:“我觉得把你扒光扔过去也行。”„Iam notfemale.”Lets goshamelessly.
“我不是女的啊。”无忌摊手。
The exquisitedreamsaid: „Doesn't matter, hasfemale monkey.”
玲珑梦道:“没关系,有母猴子。”„......”Everyone'snod of looking pensive, did not turn toshamelessly...... the behavior of monkeyanimalexpressionnature is not implicit, reallywanted, ifsaidsuchshamelessly, threw the effect of playing is also the same shamelessly.
“唔……”所有人若有所思的点了点头,把眼光转向了无忌……猴子这种动物表达性质的行为一点都不含蓄,真要如无忌所说那样,把无忌扔过去起到的效果也是相同的。Althoughestimates in many waysshamelessly, butfacingexquisitedreamcrazedwoman, everyoneis willingto offendshamelesslymany.
虽然无忌估计多端,但是面对玲珑梦这个丧心病狂的女人,大伙更愿意得罪无忌多一点。„Day, do youwantto do?”Shamelessin great surprise, panicasking.
“日,你们想干啥?”无忌大惊,惊慌失措的问道。„Hehe!”Sends the sleeveis proceedingwithMingduto rubarrogantlyonestep, the shamelesscomplexionis pale, is pointing attwohumanity: „Youdareto proceedagainonestep, Idietoyoulook.”
“嘿嘿!”寄傲和明都撸着袖子往前一步,无忌面色惨白,指着二人道:“你们再敢往前一步,我就死给你们看。”„Ok, no joking!”Springflies in circlesto seethesetwoyoungbastardsreally to dig up the shamelessclothes, makes noiseto advisehastily.
“行了,别闹了!”春翔见这俩小王八蛋真要扒无忌衣服,连忙出声劝阻。„Howto incur, spring does elder brotherwantto volunteer?”Mingdugrinningasking.
“咋招,春哥想自告奋勇吗?”明都笑嘻嘻的问道。Springflies in circles saying: „Does not usethattroublesome, don't wehave the fruit? Threw the fruiton the line.”
春翔道:“不用那么麻烦,咱们不是有水果吗?扔水果就行了。”„Throws the fruit?”Peoplehearswordstares: „Whatviewhas? The monkeyis notlikeseating the fruit?”
“扔水果?”众人闻言一愣:“有什么说法吗?猴子不都是喜欢吃水果的吗?”If a monkey of sexdoes not likeeating the fruit, throwing the fruitis passable, since the hobby is the same, throws the fruitto be basically equal tothrowingfeedsfood.
若是其中一个性别的猴子不爱吃水果,扔水果还说得过去,既然爱好相同,扔水果基本等于投喂食物。„Hehe!”Springflies in circlesdreadfullysmiled, everyonewhole bodyhadgoosebumps.
“嘿嘿!”春翔猥琐的笑了一下,所有人浑身都起了一层鸡皮疙瘩。Thenspringflies in circles saying: „Ithought that likeseating the peachshouldbe the Dukemonkey, likeseating the bananashouldbefemale monkey......”
接着春翔说道:“我觉得吧,喜欢吃桃子的应该是公猴子,喜欢吃香蕉的应该是母猴子……”„???”
“???”„......”
“……”„mysterious...... cheap person!!!”
“次奥……贱人!!!”Hasexquisitedreamcrazedwoman, Quanzhen Churchthesefellowthoughtsdivergequick......
有玲珑梦这种丧心病狂的女人在,全真教这些家伙思维发散的很快……Listenedspringto fly in circles saying that everyonefirstgawked, laterspeechless, collapsedfinallycollectively, hemeow, thiswas never proper, thinks that hehadwhatrespected opinion, show that unexpectedly the dogsaid a lower limit!!
听春翔说完,大家先是一愣,随后一阵无语,最后集体崩溃,他喵的,这个老不正经,原以为丫有什么高见,狗曰的竟然秀了一把下限!!Seeseveryonethisexpression, Yang Nastupidlyasked that the exquisitedreamsaid: „What do you mean? Is the monkey the fruit that the differentsexes like really different?”
见大家这个表情,杨娜傻兮兮的问玲珑梦道:“啥意思啊?猴子真的是不同性别喜欢的水果不一样吗?”„Pū......”exquisitedreamspurted the moutholdblood, explainedtoYang Nalow voice, one that the Yang Nalittlefacebrusheswas red, gouged the springto fly in circlesruthlessly.
“噗……”玲珑梦喷了口老血,小声跟杨娜解释了一番,杨娜小脸刷的一下就红了,狠狠地剜了春翔一眼。Springflies in circlesstillhappilysaid: „What kind of, the scheme of old manis very unique, does not injure the soldierto be ablethemto take.”
春翔犹自得意道:“怎么样,老夫的计谋很独特吧,不伤一兵一卒就能将他们拿下。”„Go away! Is never proper!”Peoplesimultaneous/uniformQishumiddle finger.
“滚!老不正经!”众人齐齐竖中指。„Hey, is shameless your grandson, the old manishelpsyour, did youalsoscold the old man?”Springflies in circlesuncomfortablesaying.
“嘿,无忌你这孙子,老夫是帮你的,你还骂老夫?”春翔不爽的说道。„Yourbrother-in-law, youroldtrash!”Gets angryshamelessly: „Wedo the proper business, cannot be dreadful!”
“你妹夫啊,你个老垃圾!”无忌怒道:“咱干正事呢,能不能不猥琐!”Althoughspringflies in circlesthisgoodsis the dreadfulacting of Quanzhen Church, usuallyinshoulddo the proper businesstimebut is actually unambiguous, butthislittle whileis dreadful, obviouslysomeare not the times.
虽说春翔这货一直都是全真教的猥琐担当,平日里该干正事的时候倒也不含糊,可这会儿还猥琐,显然有些不是时候。„Whatto be dreadful, the systemskillsetthislink, definitelywill have the method of dealing, youforgotwords that fellow who sells the fruitspoke?”Springflies in circlesseriouslyanswered.
“猥琐啥啊,系统技能设置了这个环节了,肯定会有应对的方法,你忘了卖水果的那家伙说的话了吗?”春翔一本正经的解释道。„This......”springflies in circles such a to raise, everyonethought of the words of fruit stallbossimmediately.
“这个……”春翔这么一提,大家顿时想到了水果摊老板的话。„Peachbananawants, the setting sundemonape of setting sunforestmaylike”.
“桃子香蕉要不要,落日森林的落日魔猿可喜欢了”。Thinks ofhere, everyonesomewhatbelieveswords that springflies in circles.
想到这里,所有人都有些相信春翔的话了。Playing the gamewas so long, everyonecontactedmanySstepduty, thisdutylike the brainextreme turn, wasto have no wayto be solvedwith the normal thought that thereforewas calledcannotcomplete the task, although said that but the Sstepdutyalsohad the breakthrough point, so long as the rapidness of thoughtdiscovery, were not difficultto find the breakthrough point.
玩游戏这么久了,大家接触到了不少s阶任务,这种任务就像脑筋急转弯一样,用正常思维根本是没法解决的,所以被称为不可完成任务,虽然这么说,但s阶任务也有突破点,只要思维发现的快,就不难找到突破点。Allexpertplayersknow,in the process of Sstepduty, eachnpcwords, possiblyis the breakthrough point, sincesells the fruitbossto saythese words„accidentally”, thereforethese words are thisdutyhaveinevitablyrelate.
所有的高手玩家都知道,在s阶任务的过程中,每一个npc的话,都可能是突破点,既然卖水果的老板“无意中”说出这句话,所以这句话必然是和这个任务有所联系的。
The meaning of fruit stallbossis very simple, the setting sundemonapelikes the peachandbananathesetwofruits, sothinks, the mentality that springflies in circlesis basically correct.
水果摊老板的意思很简单,落日魔猿喜欢桃子和香蕉这两种水果,如此一想,春翔的思路基本正确。Howto distinguishfemale and male, decidinghoweveris relatedwith the peachbanana, issuchdreadfulresolutionmethod, makeseveryoneunacceptable.
如何分辨雌雄,定然和桃子香蕉有关,可是这么猥琐的分辨方法,还是让大家不能接受。„Youthink that the designerandyouare equally dreadful?”Saying that despisesshamelessly.
“你以为设计师和你一样猥琐?”无忌鄙视的说道。„? Is yourmeaning the designer is not very dreadful?”Springflies in circlesinsteaddespises.
“哦?你的意思是设计师还不够猥琐?”春翔反鄙视。„Eh......”shamelessagainspeechless, to be honest, playedso manygamesshamelessly, has not seencompared with the designers who «Rebirth»playto designsmellyhas not been concerned about face, simply the dreadfulthiswordmakesforthemgood.
“额……”无忌再次无语,说实话,无忌玩了这么多游戏,就没见过比《重生》游戏设计还臭不要脸的设计人员,猥琐这种词简直就是为他们而造的好吧。„Or, do wetry?”Askedotherhumanityshamelessly.
“要不,咱们试试?”无忌问其他人道。„Tries, otherwise can youfind outmore dreadfulmeans?”Everyoneexpressed the supportfor the shamelessproposition.
“试试吧,不然你能想出更猥琐的办法吗?”大家对无忌的提议表示赞同。Without the means that springflies in circles such shamelessexcuse, deeplytouchedQuanzhen Churchthisgroup of fellows...... othersoftento say the like attracts likeunexpectedlyno wonder, will tradeto makeotherplayersdefinitelyto fly in circles the springclubs dead randomly, wherewill approve ofhisstupid idea.
没办法,春翔这么无耻的说辞,竟然深深打动了全真教这群家伙……难怪人家常说人以群分,换做其他玩家肯定会把春翔乱棍打死了,哪里会赞同他的馊主意。Saweveryoneto be in agreement, to put out a handto pull outpeachand a bananashamelessly, was throwingto the setting sundemonape.
见大家意见一致,无忌伸手掏出了一个桃子和一个香蕉,对着落日魔猿就扔了出去。
The setting sundemonapesees the banana and peach, immediatelybecameonegrouprandomly, rushing to be firstpursued.
落日魔猿看到香蕉和桃子,顿时乱成了一团,争先恐后的追了过去。Before long the systemtransmits the prompt: „Youfeedsetting sundemonapeKrylowspecial productbigpeach, Krylowloyalty + 30......”
不一会系统传来提示:“你喂养落日魔猿克里姆一个特产大桃子,克里姆忠诚度……”„Youfeed a setting sundemonapeLindaspecial productbanana, the Lindaloyalty + 30......”
“你喂养落日魔猿琳达一个特产香蕉,琳达忠诚度……”Krylow, Linda, knewfrom the namefemale and male......
克里姆、琳达,从名字来看就知道雌雄了……„Mygrass, but also is really distinguisheslike this!!”Sees the system promptshamelessly, the chinfalls, thisgamedesignerreallydreadfuldoes not have the lower limit.
“我艹,还真是这样分辨的!!”无忌看到系统提示,下巴都掉了下来,这游戏设计师果然猥琐的没有下限。„What kind of, Isaid that the clothing/takingdoes refuse to accept?”Springflying in circlesfavoritesay/way.
“怎么样,我就说嘛,服不服?”春翔得意道。
The peoplehad nothing to say in reply, eventhiscan, but alsowhodaresto refuse to accept?
众人无言以对,连这都能中,还有谁敢不服?„Everyonegraspsseparately!”Fortime-savingforalsodoes not mess up the monkeys, distributed the peachto the peopleshamelessly, threwtoward the monkeygroupintogether.
“大家分头去抓!”为了节省时间也为了不把猴子们搞混,无忌把桃子分发给了众人,一起往猴群中抛了过去。When the monsterloyaltyis bigger than70, will follow the player, quick, after Quanzhen Churchthisgroup of fellows everyone , was flowing the monkey of salivawithoneeagerly......
当怪物忠诚度大于70的时候,就会跟随玩家,很快,全真教这群家伙每人身后都跟了一只眼巴巴流着口水的猴子……
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