The person who today holds the post of the management is King Kerry. 今天担任主持的人是金-凯瑞。 Thomas calls him, after the opposite party knows the Thomas status, complied immediately. 托马斯给他打了个电话,对方得知托马斯身份后,立马就答应了。 Hits like Han Xuan to one in congressional senator who at the meeting has met, asking him to help handle the Shen Yutong double nationality to be the same. 如同韩宣打给一位在聚会上见过面的国会参议员,请他帮忙办理沈语彤的双国籍一样。 Now others do not fear that he requested himself to handle matters, managing many were happier, but also looked forward to maintain the relations with Han Xuan, this was also one of charm money and power and influence brought. 现在别人不怕他请求自己办事,办得越多越开心,还巴不得跟韩宣搞好关系呢,这也是金钱和权势带来的魅力之一。 Since developed «Detective Airplane nose» last year and «In disguised form Strange», the box office is hot, «Fool And flatter Melon that» the additional God gate film company distributes again, first week box office broken 20 million, global box office 280 million US dollars. 自从去年演了《神探飞机头》与《变相怪杰》,票房火爆,再加上帝门影业公司代为发行的《阿呆与阿瓜》,首周票房破两千万,全球票房两亿八千万美元。 Established King Kerry at one fell swoop in the comedy position. 一举奠定了金-凯瑞在喜剧界的地位。 On the popularity, he can compare favorably with Tom Hanks, Tom Kruse and other actors now, when he dresses up by Elvis, after wearing the wig and sunglasses enter the stage, caused hot of audience. 论知名度,他如今能够与汤姆-汉克斯、汤姆-克鲁斯等演员相媲美,所以当他以猫王打扮,戴着假发和墨镜出场后,引起了现场观众们的热呼。 On King Kerry face is hanging his symbolic smile, opens the mouth saying: „ She'll-never-be-mine......( she will never possibly be me) 金-凯瑞脸上挂着他那标志性的笑容,开口道:“She’ll-never-be-mine......(她永远不可能属于我) No-way......( not possible) ” No-way......(不可能的)” This is a «In disguised form Strange» most classical monologue. 这是《变相怪杰》中最经典的一段独白。 The audience cross thousand, sea of people. 观众过千,人山人海。 On the scene 5000 continue, pleasant everywhere is the heads. 在场的五千都不止,入眼到处都是人头。 The bibliophiles who have watched the movie, give the warmest cheers, without watching movie, is not parsimonious in expressing own happiness. 看过电影的书迷们,给予最热烈欢呼声,即使没看过电影的,也毫不吝啬于表达自己的开心。 What is more frantic than the audience is the television station host, they most like seeing similar scene, is laughing to the camera lens alone, introduced that the bamboo slip sells to meet on the spot the situation, is looking like for the observers...... is a little silly. 比观众更狂热的是电视台主持人,他们最喜欢看到类似的场景,独自对着摄像机镜头哈哈大笑,介绍签售会现场情况,在为旁观者们看来......有点傻。 King Kerry and other noises ceased, continue saying: „ To be honest, receives the manager makes me after the news of host, my a little surprise. 金-凯瑞等吵闹声停息,继续说道:“说实话,接到经纪人让我来当主持人的消息后,我有点诧异。 Now reluctantly is the A-lister, I like money being good, but is not meets exactly. 如今好歹勉强算是一线演员嘛,我喜欢钱不错,但不是什么活都接。 Afterward heard managed the Han Xuan bamboo slip to sell the meeting, I complied obediently. 后来听说主持韩宣的签售会,我又乖乖答应了。 Without the means that who lets his grandfather is the bosses of film company, really to not deliver my Aston Martin. ” 没办法,谁让他外公是电影公司的老板呢,真不是为了送我的这辆阿斯顿-马丁。” People look at the past with the direction that he pointed , a fiery red race car is stopping in that immediately exuded the ridicule sound that cheered but actually. 人们随着他手指的方向看过去,一辆火红跑车正停在那,顿时发出阵倒喝彩的嘲笑声。 „ Good, good, was given to discover by you, who makes me love it. “好吧、好吧,被你们给发现了,谁让我爱它呢。 I and Han Xuan contact not many, believes that everyone also rarely sees him, because of that crazy annual meeting, we could not participate, the product release conference could not receive the invitation. 我和韩宣接触得不多,相信大家也很少看到他本人,因为那种疯狂的年会,我们参加不了,产品发布会也收不到邀请函。 Only can has a look at him probably in Time title page, then hides in room sighed, compared with him, own life is defeated. ” 大概只能在《时代》杂志的封面上看看他,然后躲在房间里感叹,和他相比,自己的人生是多么失败。” These words stir up people to laugh, Han Xuan had been on a Time weekly title page last year, last week worked as the title page character with him again. 这句话惹得人们大笑,韩宣去年上过一次《时代》杂志的周刊封面,上周再次用他当了封面人物。 Less than six months, serves as the title page by Time twice, although King Kerry was saying that is very difficult to see Han Xuan, but also has the meaning of praise. 不到半年时间,被《时代》两次用做封面,虽然金-凯瑞在说很难见到韩宣,但也有着赞扬的意思。 King Kerry voice then transmits: „ If my past do well at school, I will definitely choose to become an attorney, or a doctor. 金-凯瑞嗓音接着传来:“假如我当年的学习成绩好,我肯定会选择成为一名律师、或者一名医生。 But I resulted in the type to see sickness that the book wants to sleep, therefore can only become the actor. 但我得了种看到书就想睡觉的病,因此只能成为演员了。 This time receives the invitation, I think, if the host does not know that book content, that will be very awkward? 这次接到邀请,我想,如果主持人不知道书的内容,那岂不是会很尴尬？ Therefore went to the bookstore to buy one set of his book, only looked at dozens pages of «Harry Potter», thought that no, such book can sell 20 million books at the worst casually, it seems like it was the author to be very easy to be right. 于是去书店买了一套他的书,只看几十页《哈利-波特》,觉得没什么大不了的,这样的书随随便便都能卖出两千万本,看来当作者很容易才对。 But the having a dream time, I dreamed of a delivering a letter owl, hit on my family's window glass...... by this posture. 可是做梦时候,我梦见了一只送信的猫头鹰,撞在了我家的窗户玻璃上……以这种姿势。 Is supporting the eyelid with the matches, after reading several books, in the following several days, whenever I see family's fireplace, wants toward in facing set, to attempt to transmit to Ms.'s Julia Roberts bedroom. 用火柴撑着眼皮,读完几本书后,在接下来的几天时间里,每当我看见家里的壁炉,就想往里面钻,企图将自己传送到茱莉亚-罗伯茨女士的卧房里。 What a pity Han Xuan has not written concretely flies the group of powder formulas, otherwise the treasury of Federal Reserve should be hapless. 可惜韩宣没写具体的飞路粉配方,不然美联储的金库就该倒霉了。 Right, compared with the treasury of Federal Reserve, I hopes her family/home...... ” 没错,比起美联储的金库,我更希望去她家……” The ugly face adds on the funny limbs movement, made people smile quickly insanely, Han Xuan in the backstage, heard that is happily chatting shaking the head. 鬼脸加上搞笑的肢体动作,快让现场人们笑疯了,韩宣在后台,闻言笑着摇了摇头。 Before had not been teased like this, had to plant is looking at the misconception of Oscar Academy Awards awards party, the feeling was very novel, very United States. 以前没被人这样打趣过,有种在看奥斯卡金像奖颁奖晚会的错觉,感觉很新奇、很美国。 After the atmosphere was provoked, time that Han Xuan goes on stage. 当气氛被挑动起来后,韩宣上场的时间到了。 The background of stage also changes into the green skin, to take beast person Du Longtan of big axe, the opposite is half big kid who is grasping the magic stick, seems at the duel. 舞台的背景随之换成绿色皮肤、拿着大斧头的兽人杜隆坦,对面是个握着魔法杖的半大孩子,好似在决斗。 Respectively corresponding this issue «Demon Beast World» and «Harry Potter And Flame cup» these two books. 分别对应这次发布的《魔兽世界》与《哈利波特与火焰杯》这两本书。 Wears the crack jeans, wrapped V to lead Han Xuan of grey thin woolen sweater to go on stage. 穿着破洞牛仔裤,套了件V领灰色薄毛衣的韩宣上场。 Surroundings tens of thousands of balloons fly immediately, in the sound transmits „happy-birthday-to-you , happy-birthday-to-you ~” birthday song. 周围成千上万个气球顿时飞起,音响里传来“happy-birthday-to-you,happy-birthday-to-you~”的生日歌。 His footsteps stiffen, the astonished expression teased badly the people under stage, the big laughter resounded suddenly. 他的脚步僵住,惊愕表情逗坏了台下的人们,大笑声骤然响起。 Han Xuan really does not know that will arrange this, the expression is not installs, does not know whether to laugh or cry under the acoustic master to stage to wave the hand, hints to replace. 韩宣真不知道会安排这出,表情也不是装出来的,哭笑不得对台下的音响师摇手,示意换掉。 After turning the normal electron is happy, he arrives at the stage center, with a smile to waving the banner and other thing of the book friends waves. 等变成正常的电子乐后,他来到舞台中央,笑着对挥舞横幅等物件的书友挥挥手。 All bodyguards and disperse over a hundred plainclothed policemen in crowd, after he appears is highly nervous, non-stop looking around toward about, pays attention to any suspicious movement. 所有保镖和分散在人群中的上百位便衣警察们,在他出现后神情高度紧张起来,不停往左右张望,注意任何可疑的动作。 After cheers two minutes, still continues, do not look that Han Xuan often appears in the reports of major media, but can see with one's own eyes his opportunity to be rare truly. 欢呼声两分钟后依然继续,别看韩宣时常出现在各大媒体的报道中,但真正可以亲眼看到他的机会难得。 Those present is exceptionally excited, once was only riddle same BOY, now finally sees live. 在场的人们情绪异常激动,曾经只是个谜一样的BOY,现在终于看到活的了。 The Han Xuan face smiles quickly stiffly, suppressed several minutes of words, this has the opportunity saying: „ Today is not my birthday, do not misunderstand. 韩宣脸都快笑僵,憋了几分钟的话,这才有机会说出口:“今天不是我生日,别误会。 Thank everyone's arrival, facing so many people, I some legs is now soft, cannot bear want to run. 感谢大家的到来,面对这么多人,我现在有些腿软,忍不住想要跑。 The gift only prepared 2000, yesterday I also blamed Mr. Thomas to do, if cannot deliver, will appear me to be very awkward, I wrongly accused him evidently. ” 礼物只准备了两千份,昨天我还责怪托马斯先生做多了,万一送不出去,会显得我很尴尬,看样子我错怪他了。” Gift word has the charm, countless people talked at once to closely examine are what gifts. 礼物这个词有魔力,无数人七嘴八舌追问是什么礼物。 The Han Xuan smile is shy, grasps the microphone to explain: „Poster, is printed with the poster of my picture, is very happy?” 韩宣笑容腼腆,握着话筒解释道:“海报,印有我照片的海报,是不是很开心？” „It is not!” Under the stage these people shout with one voice, does not show due respect for the feelings to ridicule his narcissism very much. “不是！”台下这些人异口同声喊道,很不给面子地笑骂他自恋。 „Some people cannot receive the gift, should very be disappointed, or...... I in my website main page, send some selfies, after you download, prints?” “其中有些人拿不到礼物,应该会很失望吧,要不……我在我的网站主页上,发些自拍,你们下载好后去打印出来？” Han Xuan seems like has not heard their words, continued the narcissism to say. 韩宣像是没听到他们的话,继续自恋说着。 Laughter transmits, scolding him is shameless, prints the poster to fear to spend, but also wants these people to print. 一阵笑声传来,骂他无耻至极,印海报怕花钱,还要自己这些人去打印。 „Un, is very evidently satisfied, that decided happily.” “嗯,看样子都很满意啊,那就这么愉快的决定了。” Han Xuan is with smile on the face, extracts to clamp in the armpit book, lifts looked to them, the mouth said: „ Some people should play our company's affiliated «demon beast: Human and beast person» play. 韩宣面带笑容,抽出夹在腋下的书,举给他们看,嘴里说道:“有些人应该玩过我公司旗下的《魔兽:人类与兽人》游戏。 This book is I according to the world structure of that game, a novel that writes, is quite novel. 这本书就是我按照那个游戏的世界构造,写出来的一本小说,比较新奇。 Introduced, said met the play to pass. 介绍完毕,多说会剧透。 The belly is hungry, I must go home to have the lunch, bye-bye ~ ” 肚子饿,我要回家吃午饭了,拜拜~” Throws toward the ground the book, does not return walks to the stage. 将书往地上一扔,头都不回地向台下走。 People hears word is shocked. 众人闻言愣住。 Then, the unprecedented laughter resounds through, some people covered the belly to smile to lie, this fellow was quite funny......( to be continued.) 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