MOTGAR :: Volume #15

#1487: Li Wanji

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The natives „violate my China, although must execute” this network word, reorganized „to violate my river cedar, having the well was open”, sounded like the joke, might as well self-ridicule. 当地人把“犯我中华者,虽远必诛”这句网络词,改编成了“犯我河楠者,有井无盖”,听起来像是笑话,也未尝不是在自嘲。 The ancestors time, Han Xuan had inquired that university roommate, asked why others the river cedar with the well shutter will link. 上辈子时候,韩宣询问过那位大学舍友,问他人们为什么会将河楠跟井盖联系在一起。 He said that oneself is not clear, because the media propagandize and add on the Internet users unscrupulously to join in the fun again, causes this matter in people's mind, makes very deep impression. 他表示自己也不清楚,因为媒体们肆无忌惮的宣传、再加上网民们凑热闹,才使得这件事在人们心目中,留下很深的印象。 Once the poor impression forms, needs to be able from others mind to cancel for a long time, probably like the Lanzhou ramen, the Shaxian snack, Daqing petroleum and clear island beer. 不好的印象一旦形成,需要很长时间才能从别人心目中抹去,大概就像兰州拉面、沙县小吃、大庆石油、清岛啤酒。 Lives the resident in Daqing, all digs the petroleum? Of course not. 难道生活在大庆的居民,全都挖石油吗？当然不是。 A native of Tianjing plenary session did not engage in the crosstalk, military Chinese not with the duck neck, when the food eats, a native of Huizhou continuously in Huangshan. 天京人不都全会说相声,武汗人没拿鸭脖当饭吃,徽州人也不是都住在黄山上。 Mentioned the region discrimination, what northerner some words saying. 说起地域歧视,何北人更有话说。 Because they always like self-ridiculing, said people the discrimination time, do not have oneself to play, probably the whole nations forgot the motherland also to have this place. 因为他们总是喜欢自嘲,说人们连歧视时候,都不带自己玩,好像全国人民都忘了祖国还有这个地方。 Actually this is the highest-level black, regarding this matter, wants to light the root cigarette to be static, depressed...... 其实这才是最高级的黑,谈起这件事,就想点根烟静一静,郁闷啊...... The population of Huaxia each province are many, the population quality is also divided the height, each place has the good person, there is an unprincipled person, cannot because of certain exceptional case things, all pin the dirty hat in a province everyone's head, this is unfair and objective. 华夏每个省的人口数量都很多,人口素质也分高低,每个地方有好人,也有坏人,不能因为某些特例事情,把脏帽子全都扣在一个省所有人的头上,这样并不公平和客观。 The nature natural boundary, all administrative areas have not conducted the management thus to incite for the government, the location that but in the household register labels is different, not significant difference. 自然界没有天然的边界划分,所有行政区都是为了方便政府进行管理从而鼓捣出来的,只是户籍上标注的所在地不同而已,彼此之间并没有明显的差别。 Each country has the region discrimination, with United States, discriminated against the situation is too serious before, even must protect the black person, Indian and woman in the form of law wait/etc, insulted them in the spoken language, was caught to be imprisoned the fine, therefore people can only these topics, place do not say at heart. 每个国家都有地域歧视,就拿美国来说,以前歧视情况太严重,甚至要以法律的形式来保护黑人、印第安人和妇女等等,用言语侮辱他们,被抓到要坐牢罚款,于是人们只能把这些话题,放在心里不说出来。 Afterward the region discrimination, became the teasing item that they usually most loved to talk about, this matter did not have the means to forbid, if did not fear is hit, can definitely mention in public places. 后来地域歧视,就成了他们平时最津津乐道的调侃事项,这种事没办法禁止,如果不怕被打,完全可以在公众场合谈起。 United States region discrimination is quite serious, the New York person felt oneself are the space center, especially cannot have a liking for nearby New Jersey, thought that they are poor and earth, but traditional New England people, thought that the New York people is a nouveau riche, absolutely does not have the gentleman's manner of Europe. 美国的地域歧视情况相当严重,纽约人觉得自己是宇宙中心,尤其看不上旁边的新泽西,觉得他们又穷又土,但传统新英格兰人民,又觉得纽约人都是暴发户,完全没有欧洲的绅士风度。 The two sides despise mutually, because the New York person is rich, is in the upper hand slightly. 两边互相鄙视,纽约人因为有钱,稍微占了上风。 The northeastern part looks down upon others, the west also looks down upon others, the south was looked down upon by all people especially, but also looks down upon everyone. 东北部瞧不起其他所有人,西部同样瞧不起其他所有人,南部被所有人格外瞧不起,但也瞧不起所有人。 Finally, the middle area was looked down upon by everyone, even Alaska and Hawaiian resident, looks down upon them. 最后,中部地区被所有人瞧不起,甚至连阿拉斯加和夏威夷居民,都瞧不起他们。 ...... The resident who therefore Han Xuan always loves dearly the middle area, sometimes, poor is also a mistake. ……所以韩宣总是心疼中部地区的居民,有时候,穷也是种错。 Imagines unlike people, cowboy culture prosperous Texas, was also looked down upon by other areas very much accidentally/surprisingly. 跟人们想象中不同,牛仔文化兴盛的德克萨斯州,很意外地也被其他地区瞧不起。 The residents in other places, think that their short temper, likes wearing very silly cowboy clothes, and a word does not open fire at earliest convenience. 其他地方的居民,认为他们脾气暴躁、喜欢穿着很傻的牛仔衣服、并且一言不合就开枪。 However, the Texan regarding this and does not care, looks like in arrogant them, besides the universe strongest Texas, the residents in other places, stupidly lack completely...... 然而,德州人对此并不在意,在高傲的他们看来,除了宇宙最强的德州以外,其他地方的居民,全部都是傻缺…… The Montana state is very awkward, it encountered with what Bei the same situation. 蒙大拿州很尴尬,它遭遇了跟何北一样的处境。 The United States state were too many, many people write the state famous time, the subconsciousness will forget Montana, as for desolated place that teasing...... a big piece of bird does not defecate, thing that having anything talks about. 美国的州太多了,许多人写州名时候,都会下意识忘记蒙大拿,至于调侃嘛......一大片鸟不拉屎的荒芜之地,有什么好谈的东西。 Moistened the light of Yellowstone Park and Glacier National Park, which others are at it do not know. 要不是沾了黄石公园和冰川国家公园的光,别人连它在哪都不知道。 The chat time, the people in other places asked: „Do you come from where?” 聊天时候,其他地方的人问:“你来自于哪里？” „Montana state.” “蒙大拿州。” „......, Yellowstone Park is very beautiful”, or „, I want to go to Glacier National Park traveling”, before people replied probably like this. “……哦,黄石公园很漂亮”,或者“哦,我想去冰川国家公园旅游”,以前人们大概都是这样回答。 In recent years, benefits becomes famous from Snow Mountain Ranch gradually, the Montana state then enters in the line of sight of many. 这些年来,得益于雪山牧场渐渐出名,蒙大拿州这才进入很多人的视线里。 At this moment. 此时此刻。 Han Xuan said the sentence to Gabriel, 韩宣对加布里尔说了句, Let them look that appearance very young Chinese compatriot. Since the opposite party can say „also jumps from an upper story”, should be knows that a while ago happened at that jumping from an upper story event of spiral building, if only the slight effort minor matter , helping him be also indifferent while convenient. 让他们把那位样貌很年轻的华人同胞找来。对方既然能说出“也跳楼”,应该是知道前段时间发生在螺旋大厦的那起跳楼事件,如果只是举手之劳的小事,顺便帮帮他也无所谓。 Presents others, after seeing Gabriel's action, can only express to envy, the United States Jew helps the Jew and black person help the black person and Indian help the Indian, now Han Xuan helps his compatriot, they are speechless. 在场其他人,看见加布里尔的举动后,只能表示出羡慕,美国犹太人帮助犹太人、黑人帮助黑人、印第安人帮助印第安人,现在韩宣帮助他同胞,他们对此无话可说。 That Chinese runs very much excitedly, follows another Chinese, that person that previously spoke, introduced oneself: „ Hello, thanked you to be willing to see us. 那位华人很激动地跑来,身后还跟着另一位华人,先前说话的那人,自我介绍道:“你好你好,非常感谢你愿意见我们。 I am called a wickedness, in the second half of 1996 exchanged the New York university from the snowy mountain university, learned/studied the computer program. 我叫做张无道,1996年下半年从雪山大学交流到纽约大学,学习计算机编程。 This is my partner, the name is Li Wanji, he is also my schoolmate, before and present with me in same class...... ” 这位是我的合伙人,名字是李万机,他也是我同学,以前和现在都跟我在同一个班……” Han Xuan not only has a snowy mountain middle school that is located in the Queens high ground, has the snowy mountain university on the Huaxia Shanghai stock market Chongming, calculates the time, they should be in 1994 the time, the first group of students of recruitment. 韩宣家不仅有座位于皇后区高地的雪山中学,在华夏沪市崇明岛上还有座雪山大学,算算时间,他们应该是1994年时候,招收的第一批学生。 The snowy mountain university implements five-year, some specialty two years, for three years United States, Huaxia government subsidy part of school expenses, the old gentleman also pulls out part internally, because this university practices the fine British system, therefore the student number are not many, even subsidy part of school expenses and living expenses, could not spend how much money. That the university internally, is very special existence, the independence in the Huaxia existing education system, the teacher does not calculate the formal establishment now, the school has the independent recruitment of students qualifications, similarly can also attain the official degree card that Ministry of Education issues. 雪山大学实行五年制,部分专业两年在国内、三年来美国,华夏政府补贴一部分学费,老爷子也掏一部分,因为这所大学实行精英制,因此学生数量不多,就算补贴一部分学费和生活费,也花不了多少钱。那所大学如今在国内,算是一个非常特殊的存在,独立于华夏现有的教育体制,老师不算正式编制,学校拥有独立招生资格,同样也可以拿到教育部颁发的正式学位证。 Present Huaxia, without the future will be powerful, Old Man Han will be the overseas patriotic Chinese leader, in addition his strong international influence, therefore the position will be quite unique, will have the request for this matter to above specially, where will have the truth that will not agree with. 现在的华夏,没有将来强大,韩老爷子身为海外爱国华人领袖,再加上他本身强大的国际影响力,因此地位比较独特,专门为这件事向上面提出请求,哪有不同意的道理。 The establishment of snowy mountain university, made written comments the agreement by Mr. Deng at that time personally. 雪山大学的成立,当时由邓先生亲自批示同意。 Said that „regardless of black cat white cat, can catch the mouse is good cat” and „crossing the river while feeling the stones”, mostly takes out money by Old Man Han in any case, communicates the item with United States here student, is under the charge to him, since has decided the reform and opening, making the young people learn/study the Western advanced technology, will not be the misdemeanor, why to look for trouble works as the unprincipled person dry/does? 都说“无论黑猫白猫,能抓到老鼠就是好猫”、“摸着石头过河”,反正大多都由韩老爷子掏钱,跟美国这边的学生交流事项,也是由他负责,既然已经决定改革开放,让年轻人去多学习西方先进技术,不会是坏事,干嘛没事找事干当坏人呢？ In the course of contacts, the snowy mountain university was really incited like this, so far, has recruited four students, Han Xuan has also donated a sum of money, the total is 8 million US dollars, for studying in subsidy and cost-of-living allowance. 一来二去,雪山大学真的就这样被鼓捣出来了,到目前为止,已经招收四届学生,韩宣也捐赠过一笔钱,总数达到八百万美元,用于留学补贴和生活补贴。 Frequently from old man there, heard that the news about snowy mountain university, sees this today for the first time in the school the live student. 经常从老头那里,听说关于雪山大学的消息,今天第一次见到这所学校里活的学生。 The United States altogether five universities, reach the exchange agreement with the snowy mountain university at present, the student who now recruits, pulls out the talent from the highest quality people, delivers them to come the United States primary prerequisite, is English must pass through. 美国总共有五所大学,目前跟雪山大学达成交流协议,如今招收的学生,都是从尖子里面拔人才,送他们来美国的首要前提,就是英语水平必须过关。 Now, Han Xuan does not have the thoughts to think other, whole face dumbfounded expression. 现在,韩宣没心思想其他的,满脸目瞪口呆表情。 By this named „Li Wanji” the young people frightening, cannot bear think that his name, was really goes against heaven's will. 被这位叫做“李万机”的年轻人给吓到,忍不住心想他这名字,真是太逆天了。 Always I heard that such and such leader days...... small train, dirty...... 总是听说,某某领导日......小火车,污污污污...... 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