MOTGAR :: Volume #13

#1239: Can make certain places grow......

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Contrasts Wigny and Obama these two „transportation vehicle”. 对比维尼和奥巴玛这两头“交通工具”。 Han Xuan thought that Wigny is more comfortable, the fatty meat are many, back is wide, does not need to be worried since it will conduct the back to fall down, except for sitting, can lie down. 韩宣觉得还是维尼更舒服一点,那胖子肉多、背宽,不用担心会从它背上掉下去,除了坐着,也可以躺。 The power foot and continuous cruise capability is also good, the absorption of shock effect is better, what is most essential is skin coarse meat is very thick safe, looks like the Hummer car(riage) probably, the shortcoming is eats „oil” is quite fierce. 动力足、续航能力也不错,减震效果更佳,最关键的是皮糙肉厚很安全,大概就像是悍马车,缺点是吃“油”比较厉害。 But Obama is more like the Ferrari race car, the performance is good, the semblance is also attractive, may drive the feeling to be not quite comfortable, brings „thunders( roars)” sound, compared with the eye-catching, the shortcoming is the road is not good to jolt, the absorption of shock is inferior cross country good. 而奥巴玛更像是法拉利跑车,性能不错,外表也好看,可驾驶起来感觉不太舒服,自带“轰鸣(吼叫)”声,比较拉风,缺点是路不好就颠簸,减震不如越野好。 Both are the hood versions, the wind whistling has blown from the face, moreover brings the self-piloting function, can avoid the obstacle, to seek for the path, what a pity the self-piloting sensitivity is not high, occasionally needs „pilot” to dial the steering wheel. 两者都是敞篷版的,风从脸上呼呼吹过,而且自带自动驾驶功能,可以躲避障碍物、寻找道路,可惜自动驾驶灵敏性不高,偶尔需要“驾驶员”拨正方向盘。 Goes out the time, the mother makes Han Xuan pick some cantharelloid mushrooms, where he knows has, is growing many close to the stretch of grove of water orchard, is making Obama lead itself to pass. 出门时候,老妈让韩宣采一些鸡油菌菇,他知道哪里有,靠近水果园的一片林子附近长着许多,正在让奥巴玛带自己过去。 The cantharelloid mushroom likes growing in the moist grove, is very common in the Montana state, the yellow semblance is very good to identify, in Snow Mountain Ranch nearby range, only then the pumpkin dried mushrooms are similar to it, the pumpkin dried mushrooms were poisonous, eat so many years, Han Xuan can recognize. 鸡油菌菇喜欢生长在潮湿的林子里,在蒙大拿州挺常见,黄色外表很好辨认,雪山牧场附近范围内,只有南瓜灯菌菇跟它相似,南瓜灯菌菇有毒,吃了那么多年,韩宣可以认出来。 Now the blueberry is still picking, but the quantity are not many, depends entirely on the manual collection, can see to raise the fruit farmer of basket everywhere. 如今蓝莓依然在采摘,不过数量已经不多,全靠人工采集,到处都能看见提着篮子的果农。 In a big vineyard, the branch is hanging the countless fruit, because of the Montana climate reason, the grape comparison late-maturing that plants newly, that side sweet Treasure Sea Pasture has started to harvest, here must wait by October probably. 一大片葡萄园里,枝头挂着累累果实,因为蒙大拿气候原因,新栽种的葡萄比较晚熟,甘宝海洋牧场那边已经开始收获,这里大概还要等到十月份。 The grape that in the orchard plants can eat directly, just staggers the listing seasons of other places, the cabernet sauvignon of old vineyard planter specifically is used to brew alcohol, almost must wait till autumn the time to pick. 果园里栽种的葡萄可以直接吃,刚好错开其他地方的上市季节,老葡萄园种植的赤霞珠则专门用来酿酒,差不多也要等到秋天时候才会采摘。 The busiest season will soon pass by, these were responsible for taking care of the staff in orchard to be relaxed recently, after receiving the grape, only then the truffle also needs to look. 最忙的季节即将过去,那些负责照顾果园的员工们最近轻松了许多,等到收完葡萄之后,就只有松露还需要照顾。 Just from a fruit farmer that must come the bamboo basket, Obama to turn head to look suddenly to the west side, without and other Han Xuan expressed gratitude, then led him to move fast. 刚从一位果农那要来竹篮,奥巴玛突然扭头看向西边,没等韩宣道谢,便带着他飞快跑动。 Han Xuan has not held on to your hat, almost since it conducts the back to fall down, knows that „self-piloting” malfunctioned, hurries the body toward the leans forward, shouts greatly: „ Hi! 韩宣没坐稳,差点从它背上掉下去,知道“自动驾驶”又失灵了,赶忙将身体往前倾,大喊道:“嗨！ Obama! You send anything to be insane! ” 奥巴玛！你又发什么疯呢！” Obama reduces speed the spot speed slightly, pays no attention to his words , to continue to run toward the west. 奥巴玛稍微减慢点速度,不理他的话,继续往西跑。 Found position that the smell transmitted, it stopped nearby square shape fiery pit that in building with the stone, in the pit the lumber is belching smoke the combustion, above baked the frame to put more than ten round things. 找到气味传来的位置,它停在一个用石头搭成的方形火坑附近,坑里木材正冒烟燃烧,上面烧烤架放着十多个圆圆的东西。 Has a fellow to hold the firewood to walk, after he sees Han Xuan, shows the smile saying: „ Ha. 有个家伙抱着木柴走来,他见到韩宣后,露出笑容说道:“哈喽。 Good morning, the weather is good today, Han. 早上好啊,今天天气不错,韩。 I am helping them prepare the breakfast, today the cafeteria pipeline went bad, having an empty stomach may not have the means to work. ” 我在帮他们准备早餐,今天食堂天然气管道坏了,饿着肚子可没办法干活。” „Very early in the morning eats this?” “一大早就吃这个？” Is so long in the Montana state life, Han Xuan knows certainly that this above roasts is anything. 在蒙大拿州生活那么久,韩宣当然知道这上面烤得是什么东西。 Its name is the Rocky Mountains oyster, does not have the nickel to relate in oyster with the life, these things...... are the good fruits. 它名字叫做落基山牡蛎,却跟生活在海里的牡蛎没半毛钱关系,这些东西......是牛的蛋蛋。 In the spring of every year , the small calf buys, the cowboys before the bull are in heat, all looks for the bull, then 11 castrate. 每年春天,当小牛犊买回来之后,牛仔们会在公牛发情之前,将公牛全都找出来,然后一一阉割掉。 What is fiercest is old Patton, it is said over 100,000 cows had discarded the fruit under his blade, in the ancient times castrated the person in room compared with Patton, felt dwarfed simply. 最厉害的是老巴顿,据说已经有超过十万头牛在他的刀下丢掉了蛋蛋,古代净身房的人跟巴顿相比,简直是小巫见大巫。 Han Xuan has looked the scene that castrates the bull, thinks each time will think the heart is cool. 韩宣看过阉割公牛的场景,每次想到都会觉得心凉。 Castrates the bull, only shears the nonsense, not to shear the bull's penis. 阉割公牛,只割牛蛋、不割牛鞭。 After firing off the anaesthesia, delimits two small mouths with the blade, the hand pushes, then entrains directly forcefully two nonsenses, using the scissors is more convenient. 打完麻醉之后,用刀划两个小口,手一挤,然后将两颗牛蛋直接硬生生拽掉,比用剪子方便。 The bull being in heat time short temper, the easy wound, after castrating, to benefit fattening period fattening. 公牛发情时候脾气暴躁,容易伤到人,阉割后有利于育肥期育肥。 Moreover the cow is not the casual copulation, is healthy and bull of no illness/quick medical history, can treat as the stud bull, calf that like this is born, the physique will be healthier. 而且牛不是随便交配,只有身体健壮并且无疾病史的公牛,才能当作种牛,这样诞生出来的小牛,体质会更加健康。 Therefore do not look at the pasture to have several tens of thousands of bulls, but rarely can see the scene of their copulation, except for stud bull that some choose specially, in other bull two legs that big lump, actually can only be used to urinate. 所以别看牧场有数万头公牛,但很少能见到它们交配的场景,除了一些专门挑选出来的种牛,其他公牛两腿之间那一大坨,其实只能用来尿尿。 Some people will visit the nonsense that purchases to cut . Moreover the price is not cheap, Snow Mountain Ranch here good fruit, can sell 25 US dollars. 会有人上门收购切割下来的牛蛋,而且价格不便宜,雪山牧场这里的牛蛋蛋,一个能卖出二十五美元。 The residents in Montana and peripheral several state, have the custom of since long eating the nonsense, this thing is a little disgusting, but after actually fries in oil, adds a seasoning, will turn into very delicious food. 蒙大拿和周边几个州的居民,长期以来都有吃牛蛋的习惯,这东西有点恶心,但其实油炸之后加点调料,会变成很美味的食物。 The natives believe that it can fortify yang, the Augusta town/subdues even also has „mountain oyster festival”, the held time is uncertain, around the Independence Day, has passed by probably this year. 当地人相信它能够壮阳,奥古斯塔镇甚至还有“山牡蛎节”,举行的时间不定,大概在独立日前后,今年已经过去了。 The Chinese medicine thinks that eats anything to make up anything, the doctor practicing western medicine thinks compares purely is the bull's penis of collogen, in the nonsense includes very high male hormone, truly can help the masculine enhancement function. 中医认为吃什么补什么,西医则认为相比起纯粹是胶原蛋白的牛鞭,牛蛋内含有很高的雄性荷尔蒙,确实可以帮助男性提高性功能。 Han Xuan has not eaten this thing from infancy to maturity, because Han Qianshan feared that he by these male hormone influences, was caused to grow ahead of time, does not have the advantage to the child health. 韩宣从小到大都没吃过这东西,因为韩千山怕他被那些雄性荷尔蒙影响,导致提前发育,对孩子身体健康没好处。 Now Han Xuan since the puberty, according to the traditional ideas of native, has eaten the nonsense in this age, can make certain places grow...... 如今韩宣已经进入青春期,按照当地人的传统观念,在这个年纪吃牛蛋,可以让某些地方发育得更……咳咳。 „ We often eat, but eats in the morning is the first time. “我们经常吃,不过早上吃是第一次。 Your father has not sold the nonsense this year, leaves us free, God and my wife blessed him. ” 你爸今年没卖牛蛋,免费留给我们,上帝和我老婆都祝福他。” Front fruit farmer then asked: „ Can you also come one? 面前这位果农接着问道:“你要不要也来一个？ In the morning just took from the ice bunker, although flavor not new good, but eats good. ” 早上刚从冰库里拿出来的,虽然味道没新鲜的好,不过吃起来也挺不错。” Han Xuan is intertwining to have what relations time in this with his wife, then saw him to take two nonsenses from the grill, installed in the kraft paper sack, scattered many cumin and chili powders hands over. 韩宣正在纠结于这跟他老婆有什么关系时候,便看见他从烤架上取了两个牛蛋,装在牛皮纸袋里,撒上很多孜然和辣椒粉递过来。 The unexpected happening received, Obama tongue stretches out the mouth, the correct use eye is staring at that person, expressed clearly oneself also want to eat. 鬼使神差地接过,奥巴玛舌头伸出嘴边,正用眼睛盯着那个人,清楚表示自己也想吃。 The Snow Mountain Ranch staff are many, is not everyone has the opportunity also to have these animals to contact the middle-aged person who with Han Xuan the fruit farmer dresses up, took a nonsense again, puts in front of Obama, but also puts out a hand to touch the wool on black tiger neck quietly. 雪山牧场员工很多,不是每个人都有机会跟韩宣还有这些动物们接触果农打扮的中年人,再次拿了一个牛蛋,放到奥巴玛面前,还悄悄伸手摸黑虎脖子上的毛。 Looked in he gives in the share of food, Obama has not haggled over himself to profit at the expense of the state very much naturally, is lowering the head with the mouth blows, but also stretches out the tongue to lick. 看在他给食物的份上,奥巴玛很大方地没有计较自己被揩油,正低头用嘴吹,还伸出舌头舔舔。 The nonsense is not big, its swallowed, because is somewhat hot, then swallows in a hurry, actually simply has not tasted is what flavor. 牛蛋不算大,它一口就吞掉了,因为有些烫,匆匆便咽下去,根本没尝到究竟是什么味道。 Han Xuan has the nonsense to leave, has not eaten this thing, a little trauma, places under one's nose to smell, the flavor is very fragrant. 韩宣则带着牛蛋离开,从没吃过这东西,有点心理阴影,放在鼻子底下闻闻,味道挺香。 Finally bit the mouth. 最终还是咬了口。 The seasoning flavor explodes in the tip of tongue, is mixing the burnt taste of baking, without the imagination is so disgusting, outside in the entrance is crisp glutinous, making one unable to bear want to eat second. 调料味道在舌尖爆炸,混合着烧烤的焦糊味,没想像中那么恶心,入口外脆内糯,让人忍不住想吃第二口。 If only then eat, will seem very strange. 假如只有自己吃,会显得很奇怪。 But Montana and surrounding several states, almost all grown men like eating it, causing the nonsense to fall short of demand for a long time, the person have the heard mentality, this was quite easy to accept...... 但蒙大拿和周围几个州,几乎所有成年男人都喜欢吃它,导致牛蛋长期供不应求,人都有从众心理,这样就比较容易接受了......
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