( Preamble slip of the pen writes incorrectly Brazil, has changed) (前文笔误错写成巴西,已改) The network speed does not have that side Silicon Valley quick, was only slightly slow 2-3 seconds, but can also accept. 网络速度没硅谷那边快,只是略微卡顿了2-3秒,还可以接受。 Waits for Han Xuan to see clearly inside content time, the expression gradually becomes strange. 等韩宣看清里面内容时候,表情逐渐变得古怪起来。 This year that side Cuba just now Internet access, the time compared with Huaxia also late, United States some dislikes this country obviously. 今年古巴那边才刚接入互联网,时间比华夏还迟,可见美国有多讨厌这个国家。 Cuban perfect Internet environment, the domestic network has almost not been blank one piece, therefore some large numbers of Cubans, rushed to the middle of the United States website recently. 古巴没有完善的互联网环境,国内网络几乎是空白一片,所以有大批古巴人,最近跑到美国的网站当中。 According to the truth, meets these people of English to be the Cuban intellectual, their official languages are the Spanish. 按道理来说,会英语的那些人应该是古巴知识分子,他们那里的官方语言是西班牙语。 But is such intellectual, in the near future wrote the strip laughable opinion, and by the netizens of warmheartedness, withstood/top the destiny browser to search for the headline this month hotly. 但就是这样的知识分子,近期写出了条可笑的言论,并且被热心肠的网友们,顶上了destiny浏览器本月热搜头条。 Seeing only that fellows who say is the Cuban parliament members, wrote in a forum: „ United States 100% do not dare to attack Brazil. 只见那位自称是古巴议会成员的家伙,在一个论坛里写道:“美国百分之百不敢打巴西。 If, I meant which day if has by some chance, United States does not consider resources bite off more than can chew to attack Cuba suddenly, moreover was defeated by our Cuba, signs the agreement by the stance and United States of victor, must certainly make United States cede some territories to give us. 假如,我是说假如万一有哪天,美国突然自不量力攻打古巴,而且还被我们古巴打败,以胜利者的姿态和美国签下协议,其中一条肯定要让美国割让一些领土给我们。 I think that wants Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, the Missouri state, Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida, Alabama and Georgia is quite good. 我认为要德克萨斯州、俄克拉荷马州、堪萨斯州、密苏里州、阿肯色州、密西西比州和弗罗里达州、阿拉巴马州、佐治亚州比较好。 Moreover, beautiful Hawaii must take. 另外,漂亮的夏威夷也要拿下。 Signs the good agreement, divides them to our Cuba permanently, and establishes the army in the border, preventing United States to counter-attack ” 签署好协议,将它们永久划分给我们古巴,并且在边境设置军队,防止美国反攻” The Han Xuan eyebrow on selects gradually, suddenly threw to smile! 韩宣眉毛渐渐上挑,突然扑哧笑了出来！ Now the United States military power does not say that is the world's first, at least in first three, he cannot think through this Cuban, the energy that actually where comes, said that must let the United States cede territory. 如今美国的军事力量不说是世界第一,至少也在前三之列,他想不通这位古巴人,究竟是哪来的底气,说要让美国割让领土。 This is also not funniest, what is funnier is under United States netizen that 700,000 replies. 这还不是最搞笑的,更搞笑的是下面美国网友那七十万条回复。 A building writes: „Is the strength of spirit a little good, how all not to receive entire United States!” 一楼写着:“有点骨气好不好,怎么不把整个美国全收了！” Two buildings write: „ I discovered that these words the key point is, the Cuban wanted Alabama, does not want Louisiana. 二楼则写着:“我发现这句话的重点在于,古巴人连阿拉巴马州都要了,就是死活不要路易斯安纳州。 The people in our Louisiana incur you to annoy you! 我们路易斯安纳州的人招你惹你啦！ The petroleum and natural gas resource are so rich, the minerals are also many, I protested this obvious region discrimination! ” 石油和天然气资源那么丰富,矿产也很多,我抗议这种明显的地域歧视！” Downstairs then return to the covered passageway: „Thousand good fortunes ten thousand bypass Louisiana painstakingly, I was convinced.” 楼下接着回复道:“千幸万苦绕过路易斯安纳州,我真是服气了。” „Cuban possibly underestimated the battle efficiency of our Hawaii resident, our battle efficiencies and sceneries are equally beautiful!” “古巴人可能是低估了我们夏威夷州居民的战斗力,我们的战斗力和风景一样美丽！” These words obviously are the Hawaiian residents write. 这句话明显是夏威夷州居民写的。 Han Xuan then draws again downward, discovered that the Tennessee state people write: „ Really does not want our Tennessee state, this place is really completely no one cared that sad. 韩宣接着再次往下拉,发现有位田纳西州人写着:“果然不要我们田纳西州,这地方真是完全没人关心啊,悲伤。 Our Tennessee state is located in the United States center, can treat as the springboard to capture the entire American mainland, this general knowledge does not understand!? 我们田纳西州位于美国腹地,可以当作跳板攻取整个美洲大陆,这点常识都不懂吗！？ His mother's Cuban, obviously is region discrimination ” 他娘的古巴人,显然是地域歧视” „It does not want our New Mexico unexpectedly! Our chicken tied hams are also very delicious!” “它居然不要我们新墨西哥州！我们的鸡肉卷也很好吃啊！” „Actually cannot have a liking for New York, actually cannot have a liking for New York” “竟然看不上纽约,竟然看不上纽约” Middle is also doping the opinions of some Cubans, the writing that for example Han Xuan is looking at: 当中还掺杂着些古巴人的言论,比如韩宣正在看的这位写道: „ Unlike must assassinate our leaders, to attack and occupy United States of Cuba all day. “跟整天要刺杀我们领导人、攻占古巴的美国不同。 We won even, cannot bully United States, the territory in Cuba is very big, wants so many lands is not good to manage. ” 我们就算胜利了,也不能欺负美国,古巴的领地已经很大,要那么多土地不好管理。” Another writes: „ Has a dream? 另一位写着:“做梦呢吧？ Your this saying apparently does not have the confidence to our Cuba. 你这话显然是对我们古巴没有信心。 The system of Cuba is very superior, American can realize that our superior, later will naturally be assimilated, realizes the peace to seize. 古巴的制度很优越,美国人能体会到我们的优越,以后自然会被同化,实现和平占领。 You are thinking attacking and occupying, does not have the confidence to own country! ” 你老想着攻占,就是对自己的国家没有信心！” Han Xuan covers the belly to laugh, his smiles to be very high, but saw that these really could not bear! 韩宣捂住肚子哈哈大笑,他的笑点很高,但看到这些实在是忍不住了！ Secretary Dawson hears the sound to walk, asked cheerfully he said: „ Did young boss, what interesting matter come across? 道森秘书听到声音走进来,乐呵问他说:“小老板,遇到什么有意思的事情了？ I helped you prepare the milk, fresh milk that just bought, but was not your family pasture production...... ” 我帮你准备了牛奶,刚刚才买来的鲜奶,但不是你家牧场生产的……” „ No, “没有, Some netizens' commentaries, I discovered that they have the talent very much, you also come to have a look. Cannot think that the network liveness is so high, facing the public account numbers of all Internet users, must make to be good evidently a bit faster ” 只是一些网友的评论,我发现他们很有才,你也过来看看。想不到网络活跃度已经这么高了,看样子面对所有网民的公众账号,要快点弄出来才行” Han Xuan give away the position to beckon, Dawson walks to come to see to arrive at these commentaries, was happy, the mouth is saying: „What thing is the public account number?” 韩宣让出位置招招手,道森走来看到那些评论,也乐了,嘴里说着:“公众账号是什么东西？” „ Similar to the o personal web page, present can only look to the good friend, but the public number is from all over the world everyone can pay attention. “跟o个人主页差不多,不过现在的只能给好友看,而公众号是世界各地所有人都可以关注。 For example I open an account number, so long as pays attention to my person, can see the message that I send. 例如我开设个账号,只要关注我的人,都可以看见我发送的消息。 When the personal web page the promotion time, will try to add this function next time, or other organized a model of new software is also good. ” 等个人主页下次升级时候,试着添加这个功能吧,或者另外创办一款新软件也行。” Han Xuan opens own main page again, discovered under present kitty news that issued a moment ago, had/left several replies, he does not have the energy to look after so many cats, but the kitty is the animal that the need person cares about, looks to like their master ratios keeping the side to be better. 韩宣再次打开自己的主页,发现刚才发布的赠送猫咪消息底下,多出了几条回复,他没精力照顾那么多猫,而猫咪是种需要人关心的动物,找个喜欢它们的主人比留在自己身边更加好。 Old gentleman's once assistant, in the convenience store department Mr. Joseph who is the executive writes now: „ I want the rag doll cat. 老爷子曾经的助理,现在在便利店部门当高管的约瑟夫先生写:“我要布偶猫。 My wife soon celebrated a birthday, just gives this, very thanked. ” 我妻子快要过生日了,刚好送给她这个,十分感谢。” „Then I want the Persian cat, what color?” This commentary is United States sweetheart Jennifer Anniston stays behind. “那么我要波斯猫,什么颜色的？”这条评论是美国甜心詹妮弗-安妮斯顿留下的。 Then the daughter of Anthony executive officer, returned to the strip: „ Good, I adopt Scotland to fold the ear cat. 接着安东尼执行官的女儿,也回了条:“好吧,我收养苏格兰折耳猫。 Han, when do you come my family to play again? ” 韩,你什么时候再来我家玩？” Prince William said: „Palace etiquette officer definitely does not make me raise the cat, but I like very much, what to do......” 小威廉王子说:“宫廷礼仪官肯定不让我养猫,但是我很喜欢,怎么办……” These replies are good, see the next commentary time, Han Xuan was speechless. 这些回复都还好,看见下一条评论时候,韩宣无语了。 The person of message unexpectedly is Princess Diana, she is also idling the bored internet, wrote: „William! Oneself have a look at the time! You should sleep!” 留言的人居然是戴安娜王妃,她也闲着无聊上网,写道:“威廉！自己看看时间！你该睡觉了！” „Good mother, I rests now” “好的妈妈,我现在就睡” Pitiful Prince William, accesses the net to be given to hold by his mother, Han Xuan sees here to sigh, can only pay silent tribute for him. 可怜的小威廉王子,上网被他老妈给抓住,韩宣看到这里叹了口气,只能为他默哀。 French new president Yak Chirac who has met in Paris, took office for a half year United States to pay a state visit afterward. 在巴黎见过一面的法国新总统雅克-希拉克,上任半年后来美国进行国事访问。 Visited last year to Silicon Valley, Han Xuan was invited along personally, at that time demonstrated the o time, two people exchanged the account number to increase the good friend. 去年到硅谷参观,韩宣亲自去作陪,当时演示o时候,两人交换了账号添加好友。 This ten thousand years of stealth diving party, cannot think that is still using that account number, tonight the sudden sudden rising kept the sentence: „ Princess Diana, good evening. 这位万年隐身潜水党,想不到还在使用那个账号,今晚突然诈尸留了句:“戴安娜王妃,晚上好。 Who several other people are, I do not know them, raises to me the norwegian forest cat, believes that my daughter will like it. 其他几个人是谁,我不认识他们,将挪威森林猫给我养吧,相信我女儿会喜欢它的。 Han Xuan, I heard from the news, you sleep in the Federal Reserve conference today, does attractively! ” 韩宣,我从新闻里听说,你今天在美联储会议上睡觉了,干得漂亮！” „......” “……” Han Xuan admits defeat. 韩宣吃瘪。 These names in his good friend name list, can scare to death the average person, even the daughters of President Clinton are his good friend. 他好友名录里的那些名字,能吓死普通人,连克林顿总统的女儿都是他好友。 11 give the reply, five cats had the whereabouts, stretches oneself said to Dawson: „ Takes down these information, delivers to them the cat. 一一给出回复,五只猫都有了着落,伸了个懒腰对道森说:“记下这些信息,将猫给他们送过去。 The time early, I do not take a bath, does here have the bathtub? 时间不早了,我要去洗澡,这里有没有浴缸？ ...... Considers as finished, possibly is unclean, I am simple. ……算了,可能不干净,我还是简单冲冲吧。 During the daytime rested full, now is in high spirits, I estimated that may lose sleep. ” 白天睡饱了,现在精神很好,我估计可能会失眠。” Secretary Dawson takes the small book, which cat sits takes down to give to anyone in the computer preface. 道森秘书拿着小本子,坐在电脑前记录下应该将哪只猫送给谁。 This moment raising the head replied: „Just can process the document of company, your mailbox has more than 20 to treat the process information.” 此刻抬起头回答说:“刚好可以处理完公司的文件,你的邮箱已经有二十多条待处理信息。” „Un” “嗯” Han Xuan hears word was standing same place the little while, dozes off intentionally walks out, the mouth is saying: „Today is very late, I thought that I sleep, tomorrow will say again, good night.” 韩宣闻言在原地站了会儿,故意打个瞌睡往外走,嘴里说着:“今天已经很晚,我觉得我还是睡觉吧,明天再说,晚安。” Secretary Dawson is instantaneously speechless( ~ ~) 道森秘书瞬间无语(~~)