MSG :: Volume #10

#965: Inconceivable joke life

„You are joking with me, you are certainly joking with me!” Young Wade laughs, immediately starts for own argument. „Can I be the most wanted terrorist? Do not crack a joke, I am a proper person. Always dry/does is the legitimate business, the matter that evades taxes continually has not been done, do not say words that anything issued a warrant for arrest and so on. You made certainly a mistake!” “你在和我开玩笑,你一定是在和我开玩笑！”小韦德哈哈一笑,立刻就开始为自己的辩解了起来。“我怎么会是个通缉犯呢？你别开玩笑了,我可是个正经人。从来干的都是合法的生意,连偷税漏税的事情都没有做过,更不要说什么被通缉之类的话了。你一定是搞错了！” „Made a mistake? Is impossible.” Smiles, Spidey has pressed firmly between the fingers own chin, like this was saying to Wade. „Egyptian that time very serious world security accident, altogether has existences of five criminals according to the news. Victor, the electricity rope and laser eye that except that already the annihilated revelation, was imprisoned, only the remaining code numbers die the mercenary soldier who waits on not to be brought to justice. According to by prisoner person's related description, this fellow who is called dead to wait on looks like with your appearance.” “搞错了？不可能吧。”嘿嘿一笑,小蜘蛛就捏住了自己的下巴,这样对着韦德说道。“埃及那一次非常严重的世界安全事故,根据消息一共是有五个犯人的存在。除了已经被消灭掉的天启,被囚禁起来的维克多、电索和镭射眼,就只剩下一个代号死侍的佣兵还没有被捉拿归案。根据被囚犯人的相关描述,这个叫做死侍的家伙可是和你的模样非常像的啊。” „Like? Perhaps is only really the resembles. You must know, likely is my this type every day by own commander awakens fellow, definitely has many adorers and mockers, which perhaps was only extremely in worshipping the fellow of oneself idol puts on my actor to stir up trouble everywhere. You must know, this matter cannot cease.” “像吗？也许只是真的像而已吧。你要知道,像是我这种每天被自己帅醒的家伙,肯定是有不少的崇拜者和模仿者的,也许只是哪个太过于崇拜自己偶像的家伙穿上了我的这身行头到处惹事而已。你要知道,这种事情是杜绝不了的。” Has pulled the mask on oneself face, young Wade said in an innocent tone like this. But suddenly, he looked like has thought anything was the same, immediately was saying to Spidey. 扯了扯自己脸上的面罩,小韦德以一副无辜的语气这样说道。而突然的,他就像是想到了什么一样,立刻对着小蜘蛛说道。 „Or this, this time is my friendship provides the help to you, was not money. But looks in our sentiment such good share, when you have not seen me, will we say goodbye next time what kind of?” “要不这样,这一次算是我友情给你提供帮助,就不算钱了。而看在我们俩感情这么好的份上,你就当没看到我,我们下次再见怎么样？” „Not much!” Shook the head, on the Spidey face has shown immediately the sly smiling face. „You must know, so long as at this time I you reporting, gives you again casually the peaceful point charge, in your remaining days do not want to feel better. Fully implements the time of wisdom weapon management in this, you even continually frankly and uprightly appear in the society of human are unlikely. Therefore, if you want the later day to feel better, then you can only choose to listen my!” “不怎么样！”摇了摇头,小蜘蛛脸上立刻就露出了狡猾的笑容。“你要知道,这个时候只要我把你给上报出去,再随便给你安点罪名,你剩下的日子里就不要想好过了。在这个全面实行智械化管理的时代,你甚至连光明正大地出现在人类的社会里都不大可能。所以,如果你想要以后的日子能够好过点的话,那么你只能选择听我的！” „Listens your? Do you make Uncle Wade listen your?” “听你的？你让韦德大爷听你的？” Died to wait on to elongate the tune, obviously to this request very had the opinion. But sees his reflection, Spidey solicitously was saying to him immediately. 死侍拉长了腔调,显然对这个要求非常的有意见。而看到他的这幅反映,小蜘蛛立刻就投其所好地对着他说道。 „Right, listens my. So long as you can help me deliver to a safe place these people. I can give you to above request spacious processing, temporarily relieves to your issuing a warrant for arrest order. Even said that if you want, I can the higher authority request, to give you wages and benefits and benefits good work. What kind, can consider?” “没错,听我的。只要你能帮我把这些人送到一个安全的地方去。我就可以向上面要求给你一个宽大的处理,暂时解除掉对你的通缉命令。甚至说,如果你愿意,我可以向上级要求,给你一个工资待遇和福利不错的工作。怎么样,要不要考虑一下啊？” „I always felt that this inside has any plot to exist. Your this fellow seemed like not any good person said likely!” “我总感觉这里面有什么阴谋存在。你这个家伙看起来也不像是什么好人的说！” In a soul sin grave somewhat becomes dark the fellow who turns purple to say unexpectedly oneself are not the good person, this is really makes Spidey some not know that said any was good. If did not look that this fellow is compels funny, moreover now he also indeed needs the help of this fellow. On these sins depending on him, Spidey can enjoy the eye of his trial. Therefore immediately, he can only say to Wade ill-humoredly. 一个灵魂上罪孽深重的都有些发黑发紫的家伙居然会说自己不是什么好人,这实在是让小蜘蛛有些不知道说什么好了。如果不是看这个家伙是个逗逼,而且现在他也的确需要这个家伙的帮助的话。就凭他身上的这些罪孽,小蜘蛛都可以赏他一个审判之眼。所以当下,他只能没好气地对着韦德说道。 „I give you a suggestion, if you do not want, is casual you. However consequence?” “我只是给你一个建议,如果你不愿意的话,也随便你。不过后果吗？” This suggestion sounds the threat the flavor/smell to be extremely heavy, but after feeling this threat, Wade grinning, has made finally contact with the shoulder of Spidey, was saying with a smile to him. 这个建议听起来威胁的味道极重,而在感受到了这种威胁之后,韦德咧了咧嘴,最终还是搭上了小蜘蛛的肩膀,对着他笑道。 „Good, my dear friend. Looked in share that in both of us such hit it off well with one another, this matter is not cannot discuss? However can I ask one first? If I comply to give you to work, the basic wage does calculate? Also, leaves the duty bonus to calculate? Weekly salary or monthly salary? Whom does the duty seize to turn over to?” “好的嘛,我亲爱的朋友。看在我们俩这么投缘的份上,这种事情也不是不能商量的吗？不过我能先问一句吗？如果我答应给你们打工的话,基础工资怎么算？还有,出任务的奖金怎么算？周薪还是月薪？任务缴获归谁？” „This matter you and on spoke face-to-face, I only responsibly recommended!” “这种事情你自己和上面谈,我只负责引荐！” Patted Wade's hand, Spidey has turned toward the captain who that frightened quickly cannot move to call one, making him move as soon as possible. But at this time, Wade has also whistled, was calling out to river bank side. 拍开了韦德的手,小蜘蛛就向着那个吓得都快不能动的船长招呼了一声,让他尽快行动。而这个时候,韦德也呼哨了一声,对着河岸的一边叫道。 „summer Kela, a bit faster walks. I found the ship that can exit! The passage ticket is free.” “夏珂拉,快点走。我找到能出去的船了！船票是免费的。” This shouted that lets eye that Spidey stares itself in a big way to get angry immediately, his some cannot believe to look at this accent fellow, the surprise ask to him. 这一声喊让小蜘蛛立刻瞪大了自己冒火的眼睛,他有些不可置信地看着身边这个不着调的家伙,诧异地对他问道。 „Do you have the partner unexpectedly?” “你居然还有同伙？” „Looked at you saying that I was liked by everybody, the flower saw young Wade who spent. Possibly how not to have 2-3 reliable little friends in the nearby.” “瞧你说的,我可是人见人爱,花见花开的小韦德。怎么可能没有两三个靠得住的小伙伴在边上。” Wade held oneself face shyly, has made an inappropriate beautiful inexpensive goods expression. But this time Spidey line of sight on his body, he has not placed that the line of sight by the companion who on Wade whistles to summon. 韦德羞涩地捧起了自己的脸,做出了一副让人受不了的妖艳贱货的表情。而此时的小蜘蛛视线根本就不在他的身上,他已经是把视线放在了那个被韦德一个呼哨召唤过来的同伴身上。 First, this is a woman. Sounds to make people feel somewhat inconceivable, is Wade such mouthful idle talk and inexpensive words fellow also woman is likely willing to treat unexpectedly side him, this really lets the person feeling is this world had problems. But makes people feel what could not accept was, this woman was long very attractively, the standard of far ultra normal person. 首先,这是一个女人。听起来让人感觉有些不可思议,像是韦德这样满嘴废话、贱话的家伙居然还有一个女人愿意待在他身边,这实在让人感觉是这个世界出了问题。而更让人感觉接受不了的是,这个女人还长得很漂亮,远超正常人的水准。 It looks like the extremely rich beautiful temperament fine face, making the person see again cannot bear put aside own vision. But that nearly perfect female figure, is makes her attracting ability select for promotion to a situation of exaggeration directly. A such woman, should give people theoretically a profligate feeling. However Spidey this feeling, instead cannot feel unusual classical and noble from her body. Resembles this is not an ordinary beautiful woman, but is in princess who the millenniums after a legend walk is the same. 看起来极其富有妖艳气质的精致脸孔,让人一见就再也忍不住移开自己的目光。而那种近乎完美的女性身形,更是让她的魅惑能力直接拔升到一个夸张的地步。这样的一个女人,理论上来说应该会给人一种放荡的感觉的。但是小蜘蛛并没有这种感受,反而从她的身上能感觉到一种奇特的古典和高贵。就好像这不是一个普通的美女,而是一个历经千年走过来的传说中的公主一样。 Has saying that ran into a such woman really to surprise people at this time. But saw her, as soon as floats to fly on ship directly to hold in the arms the movement of Wade arm, the accident/surprise of Spidey innermost feelings deepened. He knows that dies to wait on Wade. What appearance Wilson is. 不得不说,在这个时候遇到这样的一个女人实在是太让人意外了一些。而看到她一漂飞到船上就直接搂住韦德胳膊的动作,小蜘蛛内心的意外就更加加深了一些。他可是知道死侍韦德.威尔逊到底是一个什么样的模样的。 The day hammer bureau has included in many world the critical information of each top-secret organization. And about had been forced to dismiss the information of x organization, they also retained a complete bottom case. But these, as one at-large, the wanted top-secret important criminal, dies to wait on Wade. Wilson's material naturally must make any be capable of arresting his person to understand clearly in heart. 天锤局收录了不少世界上各个绝密组织的关键信息。其中关于已经被强制解散了的x组织的信息,他们也保留了一个完备的底案。而这其中,作为一个在逃的,被通缉的绝密要犯,死侍韦德.威尔逊的资料自然是要让任何一个有能力抓捕他的人了然于心的。 This was a death mercenary soldier, can use this type of lethal weapon skilled, and was skilled in the top character of close combat wrestle and sabreplay. Naturally, these can only make him a dangerous human, but cannot make him the role that super hero must dread a continually. 这是一个死亡佣兵,是能够熟练使用这种杀人武器,并且精通近战格斗和刀术的顶尖人物。当然,这些只能让他成为一个危险的人类,而不能让他成为一个连超级英雄都必须忌惮的角色。 He truly fearful place is because he accepted the experiments of x organization. Reason that because suffers from cancer, to rescue oneself, he accepted the Mutants gene transformations of x organization. This experiment from some perspective was successful. He escaped the destiny of death, succeeds lived from the illness hand. However he was also defeated, because the cancer cell proliferated his whole body, turned into a person non- person ghost not clever image his whole person. 他真正可怕的地方是因为他接受了x组织的实验。因为身患癌症的原因,为了解救自己,他接受了x组织的变种人基因改造。这个实验从某种角度上来说算是成功了。他摆脱了死亡的命运,成功的从病魔的手中活了下来。但是他也算是失败了,因为癌细胞扩散到了他的全身,把他整个人都变成了一个人不人鬼不鬼的形象。 That image this described that is good? Spidey is very difficult to state clearly, he can only say, if some people can look that his face has the food, can be considered as on is a spiritual powerhouse. 那个形象该怎么形容才好呢？小蜘蛛很难明说,他只能说,如果有人能看着他的那张脸把饭吃进去的话,都可以算得上是一个精神上的强者了。 But is such one lets the person including the face that the food cannot eat up, unexpectedly will have a such pretty woman to be willing with him to make this intimate degree the movement. He is really some does not know that said anything was good. 而就是这么一张让人连饭都吃不下的脸,居然还会有一个这么漂亮的女人愿意和他做出这种亲密程度的动作。他实在是有些不知道说什么才好了。 But as if saw the confusion and puzzled on Spidey face, the woman who that is called summer Kela has curled upwards the outstanding corners of the mouth, reveals one attracting smiling face that makes the person heart and liver tremble, then such was asking to Spidey. 而似乎是看出了小蜘蛛脸上的困惑和不解,那个叫做夏珂拉的女人翘了翘嘴角,露出一个让人心肝打颤的魅惑笑容,然后就对着小蜘蛛这么问道。 „Can look, you probably the relations to me and Wade's are interested very much!” “看得出来,你好像对我和韦德的关系很感兴趣啊！” „, Said also right. You and are he, very ripe?” “呃,这么说也没错。你和他,很熟吗？” Said such words tactfully, Spidey indicates the meaning that have not been affronting, while expressed the innermost feelings was curious. Said, in this age, the curiosity also is really very heavy. Since summer Kela such asked that then he naturally was hits the snake along with the stick on. 委婉地说出了这样的话,小蜘蛛一边表明着自己没有冒犯的意思,一边直抒出自己内心的好奇来。说真的,在他这个年龄,好奇心还真是很重的。既然夏珂拉这么问了,那么他自然是打蛇随棍上了。 „Naturally!” summer Kela can understand the Spidey implied meaning, but she also does not conceal was replying to him. „On Wade each part, I am very familiar. In other words, I can accept with him play any pattern, any posture. You should understand my meaning.” “当然！”夏珂拉是可以听懂小蜘蛛的言下之意的,而她也毫不掩饰的对着他回答道。“韦德身上的每一个部分,我都很熟悉。换句话说,我能接受和他玩任何花样,任何姿势。你应该明白我的意思吧。” „Understood, yes!” Facing such straightforward reply, Spidey felt immediately has blushed with shame. He has not looked, this unexpectedly is a such open female. But meanwhile, he also has to feel to admire for the heavy taste of this woman. Should this feeling make him reach an agreement? Also really loves the invincible catching up foot. “明白,明白！”面对这样直白的回答,小蜘蛛顿时感觉到了一阵汗颜。他还真的没有看出来,这居然是一个这么开放的女性。而同时,他也不得不为这个女人的重口味感到佩服。这种感觉该让他怎么说好呢？还真是真爱无敌的赶脚啊。 But at this time, listened to these two people to hit Wade of code word somewhat to return to the taste at the same time to come, he has pulled oneself crook of the elbow first, in situation that in cannot pull from summer Kela the arms the arm, he can only the transfer of fire the body of Spidey, ask to him maliciously. 而这个时候,一边听着这两个人打着暗语的韦德有些回过了味来,他先是扯了扯自己的臂弯,在没能把手臂从夏珂拉的怀里扯出来的情况下,他只能把火力转移到了小蜘蛛的身上,对着他不怀好意地问道。 „I felt that some do not suit, seemed like you were saying that my any malicious remarks were the same!” “我感觉有些不对劲,怎么看起来像是你在说我的什么坏话一样！” „This is your misconception!” Asked facing this quality, Spidey definitely will not acknowledge. Naturally, he also has his explanation regarding oneself behavior. „I told the facts. Wade, traces oneself conscience, then told me, what was your face likely?” “这是你的错觉！”面对这种质问,小蜘蛛肯定是不会承认。当然,他对于自己的行为也有着自己的一番解释。“我只是实话实说而已。韦德,摸摸自己的良心,然后告诉我,你的脸像是个什么？” „What you want to say that was sprinkled the fruit of sulphuric acid?” “你想说什么,被泼了硫酸的蛋蛋？” „Excuse me, can not open this yellow compartment. Can we trade an appropriate point adjective? For example, has fried in oil golf?” “拜托,能不能不开这种黄腔。我们可以换一个合适一点的形容词吗？比如说,油炸过的高尔夫球？” „, I like this. This adjective makes me think my original that face or the white time.” “啊,我喜欢这个。这个形容词让我想起来我原来的那张脸还是白色的时候。” Made an effort to pat the shoulder of Spidey, died to wait on to him has been revealing very rare good intentions. 用力地拍了拍小蜘蛛的肩膀,死侍对着他露出了非常难得的善意。 „Do you know? I appreciated you more and more. Likely is you such with the fellow who I am in harmony but now is few. Wants us to find time to open a room/house to chat together what kind. Believes me, regarding the buttocks what I model shape anything is very confident.”( To be continued.) “你知道吗？我越来越欣赏你了。像是你这么和我合拍的家伙现在可是很少了。要不要我们抽个空一起开个房聊一聊怎么样。相信我,我对于臀部塑形什么的还是很有信心的。”(未完待续。)
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