Also does not know that died to wait on the ear of yellow weasel said anything, quick, two grown men intimately embraced in one. Some mood even out-of-control of yellow weasel, because of two women on the scene can clear seeing, he almost excited in class tears. 也不知道死侍在黄鼠狼的耳边说了什么,很快的,两个大男人就亲密地搂抱在了一起。黄鼠狼的情绪甚至有些失控,因为在场的两个女人能清楚的看到,他几乎激动的在流眼泪。 „Damn, these two people will not have a leg.” “该死的,这两个人不会有一腿吧。” This is summer Kela the idea, she now naturally is the very worry, is worried about own status. 这是夏珂拉的想法,她现在当然是非常的担心,担心自己的地位。 „Damn, these two people are really not gay.” “见鬼,这两个人不会真的是gay吧。” This is the idea of Maria Hill. As a ideologically quite traditional person, she does not have the means to accept the two grown man affectionate appearances to the present confidently, therefore, she has interrupted immediately the intimate interactions of these two people, then urged to them. 这是玛利亚.希尔的想法。作为一个思想上比较传统的人,她到现在也没有办法坦然接受两个大男人卿卿我我的模样,所以立刻的,她就打断了这两个人的亲密互动,转而对他们催促道。 „Gentlemen, pay attention to a fate to gather with the time. I do not want oneself precious time waste at looking at your performances. Do not forget me to give your work, I must take out money!” “先生们,注意一下场合和时间。我可不想把自己宝贵的时间浪费在看你们的表演上。别忘了我给你们的工作,我可是要掏钱的！” Money, in the final analysis attractive. Dies to wait on with the yellow weasel not with the idea that money does not pass, therefore they transformed the manner immediately, has been replying to Maria seriously. 钱,说到底还是有吸引力的。死侍和黄鼠狼都没有和钱不过去的想法,所以他们立刻就转变了态度,一本正经地对着玛利亚回复了起来。 „Does not have the issue, Madame. However before that issue, what person you want. Is ordinary soldier of fortune of which having fought many battles, has not the ordinary fellow of special capability like Wade?” “没问题,女士。不过还是之前的那个问题,你想要什么样的人。是哪种身经百战的普通雇佣兵,还是像韦德这样有着特殊能力的不普通的家伙呢？” This issue Maria has considered carefully. She does not lack the soldier of that so-called having fought many battles, although said that the military strength of recent government has too many problems to tackle, but no matter what, they is a powerful country. How to reassign some elite soldiers to achieve again. 这个问题玛利亚仔细地考虑过。她并不缺那种所谓的身经百战的士兵,虽然说最近政府的兵力捉襟见肘,但是不管怎么说,他们是一个实力雄厚的国家。再怎么样抽调一些精锐的士兵还是能够做到的。 What they lack is that unusual fellow, can at crucial moment the character who the special capability changes the situation. In this type of person super hero registration personnel lists has many, but there is an actual combat capability are not many. But under compares, if yellow weasel can provide this type already to have the special ability, has to have the soldier of fortune of actual combat experience, then filled her to plan an important part without doubt. 他们缺少的是那种不平常的家伙,是能够用特殊能力在关键时候扭转局势的人物。这种人超级英雄注册人员名单上有不少,但是有实战能力的却不多。而相比较之下,如果黄鼠狼真的能提供这种既具备特殊的能力,有拥有实战经验的雇佣兵的话,那么无疑是填补了她计划中至关重要的一环。 This does not need any hesitant choice. Therefore, she is immediately confident like this was saying to the yellow weasel. 这是不需要有任何犹豫的选择。所以立刻的,她就坦然得对着黄鼠狼这样说道。 „I need these to have special capability. Like the condition that before opened, so long as you can find one to let my satisfied candidate to me, I gave you 200,000 incentives. The people who if you can need me gave to even up, in I even can take responsibility to you a government establish the status of munitions merchant. You should understand this status the significance.” “我需要那些有特殊能力的。和之前开出来的条件一样,只要你能给我找到一个让我满意的人选,我就给你200000的中介费。而如果你能把我需要的人都给找齐了,我甚至能够做主给你一个政府编制内的军火商人的身份。你应该明白这个身份的意义吧。” The Maria Hill words said is so clear, the yellow weasel is certainly impossible not to do clearly. 玛利亚.希尔的话说的这么清楚,黄鼠狼当然不可能搞不明白。 As a soldier of fortune broker, his work quite numerous and diverse. Besides manages one to be used to shield the status the bar, he must be responsible for giving the soldiers of fortune to provide the work the opportunity, necessary information as well as weapon and other all kinds of outside aid. 作为一个雇佣兵掮客,他的工作相当的繁杂。除了经营着一个用来掩护身份的酒吧之外,他还要负责给雇佣兵们提供工作的机会,必要的情报以及武器等各种各样的场外援助。 The simple point said, a big much must close right up against him to eat meal by the people who working oneself to death to make money. Although said that he does not need to be out personally, raises the spear/gun to work oneself to death, but spoke the sentence honest remark, he does also almost living on head don't again belt. 简单点说,一大伙子靠卖命赚钱的人都是要靠着他来吃饭的。虽然说他不用亲自下场,提着枪去卖命,但是说句实在话,他干的也差不多是把脑袋别再裤腰带上的活。 No one can guarantee, which day took the soldier of fortune of his duty to let slip, what trouble will have to him in front. He is only a soldier of fortune broker, is not the metropolis soldier king, if really the trouble found in front of him, he can depend upon soldiers of fortune who only then these beg for food to eat in his side, but counted on that this group of people will breakneck for him, he might as well counted on that Wade can mount daily side him, do 24 hours protect his completeness? 谁也不敢保证,哪一天接了他任务的雇佣兵失了手,会把什么样的麻烦带到他面前。他只是一个雇佣兵掮客,可不是什么都市兵王,真要是麻烦找到他面前了,他能依靠的只有那些在他身边讨饭吃的雇佣兵们,而指望这伙人会为了他而玩命,他还不如指望韦德能天天黏在他身边,24小时保护他的周全呢？ However, if there is official backgrounds of government, then the situation is different. First a very important issue is, he can attain the highest-quality weapon from the channel of government. This point compared with the past in covertly, the doing munitions business that hid may solid many, the profit space was also bigger. 不过,如果有了政府的官方背景的话,那么情况就不一样了。首先一个很重要的问题就是,他可以从政府的渠道拿到最优质的武器。这一点比往日里偷偷摸摸,躲躲藏藏的做军火生意可实在的多,利润空间也更大。 Next, had the background of government, anybody wants him to think over ahead of time such. Although the running dog given name of government is not of pleasant to hear, but the deterrent force is full. Besides the individual lunatic, or is these indeed has the qualifications and strength despises the organization of government, which person but also does not have to arrive to stroke the tiger of government to courageously. 其次,有了政府的这个背景,任何人想要动他都要提前掂量那么一下。政府的走狗这个名号虽然不好听,但是威慑力却是十足的。除了个别的疯子,或者是那些的确有资格和实力蔑视政府的组织之外,还没有哪个人能胆子大到去捋政府的虎须。 This is the best protection, only it even have the profit by the words of value compared with this list over a million dollars business. Because this single business gives him, only then temporary advantage, but such a status can give him, is actually advantage for a lifetime. 这是最好的保护,单论价值的话它甚至要比这一单上百万美金的生意更有赚头。因为这一单生意给他的只有一时的好处,而这么一个身份能给他的,却是一辈子的好处。 In such a case, fool also knows how should choose. Therefore immediately, yellow weasel on saying of being too busy. 在这样的情况下,傻子也知道该怎么选择。所以立刻的,黄鼠狼就忙不迭的说道。 „Please feel relieved, vice president woman, I guaranteed. You will be to candidate who I provide satisfied!” “请放心,副总统女士,我保证。你会对我提供的人选感到满意的！” Yellow weasel also know, the light is this verbal promise any convincing function. Therefore immediately, he uses oneself personal connection, starts to contact him to know these special talents who everywhere. 黄鼠狼自己也知道,光是这样的口头保证起不到任何的说服作用。所以立刻的,他就利用起了自己的人脉,开始到处联络起他所认识的那些特殊人才们。 The soldiers of fortune are different from the regular army, the sloppy individuality has not possibly decided them because of a telephone on running over hurriedly. This point Maria also has certain preparation, therefore she gives the time of yellow weasel is 24 hours. 雇佣兵和正规军到底不一样,散漫的个性决定了他们不可能因为一个电话就风风火火的跑过来。这一点玛利亚也有一定的心理准备,所以她给黄鼠狼的时间是24小时。 24 hours, being insufficient enables the yellow weasel the soldiers of fortune all ultra of understanding to give to call, but called almost is also not the issue. But also behind his bar, is the storeroom, the present is the place between interviews. This had been given the interview of great expectations by the yellow weasel, has opened finally. 24小时,不足以让黄鼠狼把所有认识的超能雇佣兵都给叫来,但是叫来7788还不是问题。而也就是在他酒吧后面,原本是储藏室,现在是面试间的地方。这场被黄鼠狼给予了厚望的面试,也终于是拉开了帷幕。 Maria is the person of government, moreover that type frequently presents the government high-level personnel on television. This type interviews she not to need not to be inappropriate makes an appearance casually, therefore the yellow weasel has given her own office, and installed a special camera to monitor the entire process of interview to her. 玛利亚是政府的人,而且还是那种经常出现在电视上的政府高层人员。这种面试她没有必要也不合适随便露面,所以黄鼠狼把自己的办公室让给了她,并且给她装了一个专门的摄像头来监视面试的全过程。 But on the surface, he and Wade are the inspection officer of this interview. Two people take are being printed with the paper that Maria requests, the waiting that been bored to death the person of interview is visiting. But is quick, the person who first receives the message has walked. 而在表面上,他和韦德才是这个面试的考核官。两个人拿着印有玛利亚要求的纸张,正在百无聊赖的等待着面试的人上门。而很快的,第一个收到消息的人就已经找上门来。 A big black person, stands the estimate to have two meters high quickly. Whole body muscle ballooning, the gloss is brightly burnished. The appearance is in addition rogue, one comes up to give people him to feel shortly very much intrepidly. 一个高大的黑人,站起来估计快有两米高。浑身的肌肉鼓胀,油光锃亮。再加上面相凶恶,一眼看上去就给人一种他很强悍的感觉。 „Yellow weasel, I likes this fellow. He looks like looks like a fierce fellow!” “黄鼠狼,我喜欢这个家伙。他看起来就像是一个厉害的家伙！” Regarding this appearance excellent character, the dead aide comes to be liberal in expresses own affection orally. Naturally, the thing that he likes are many went, knew that his person no one will take seriously his words, except for yellow weasel. 对于这种卖相绝佳的人物,死侍从来都是不吝于在口头上表达自己的喜爱的。当然,他喜爱的东西多了去了,认识他的人谁都不会把他的话当真,除了黄鼠狼。 „Knows, the noise. A very fierce expert, can utilize various types of individual weapon skilled, and has not the general talent in invasion.” “认识一下,喧嚣。非常厉害的一个好手,能熟练运用各种单兵武器,并且在入侵方面有着非常不一般的天赋。” The yellow weasel was saying, has handed in Wade's hand the resume that prints. But Wade looked at one, threw it one side. 黄鼠狼说着,把一份打印出来的个人简历递到了韦德的手上。而韦德只是看了一眼,就把它丢到了一边去。 „Name is very good, what then your superpower is?” “名字很不错,那么你的超能力是什么？” „I can twist the electromagnetic field, in magnetic fields including your brain. Can make you anxious, dizziness as well as pain” “我可以扭曲电磁场,包括你们脑子里的磁场。可以让你焦虑,眩晕以及痛苦” The big black person moves the finger, lets the hanging lamp twinkle on ceiling, when he aims the finger dies to wait on them, dies to wait on the yellow weasel to start to present the tinnitus, disgusting as well as dizziness and other ill symptoms. 高大的黑人只是动了动手指,就让天花板上的吊灯闪烁不已,而当他把手指指向死侍他们的时候,不论是死侍还是黄鼠狼都开始出现了耳鸣,恶心以及眩晕等不适症状。 The yellow weasel has not borne, has spat directly. But under compares, dies to wait on, although does not feel better, but many so is not distressed. 黄鼠狼没有忍住,直接吐了出来。而相比较之下,死侍虽然也是不怎么好受,但是却多少没有这么狼狈。 „Good Mate, your skill we have experienced, a bit faster stops. This way I must think that I was pregnant!” “好了伙计,你的本事我们见识过了,快点停下来吧。再这样下去我都要以为我怀孕了！” A few words stopped the performance of noise, died to wait on has aimed at behind camera the vision. 一句话叫停了喧嚣的表演,死侍就把目光对准了身后的摄像头。 „We need fellow like this. I thought that if he can make enemies feel that was pregnant likely, our duties should be very relaxed.” “我们需要这样的家伙。我觉得如果他能让敌人都感觉像是怀孕了的话,我们的任务应该挺轻松的。” Although his words hear vulgarly, but the truth is solid. Therefore quick, he saw with the yellow weasel two people the camera resembles nod same about swinging. 他的话虽然听得粗俗,但是道理却是实实在在的。所以很快的,他和黄鼠狼两个人就看到了摄像头好像点头一样的上下摆动。 This has given them an affirmative answer, but regarding this, two people naturally were the excited collection complete/even have held. 这算是给了他们一个肯定的答复,而对此,两个人自然是兴奋的集齐了掌来。 Has handled a person, is second. But second is one looks like the thin and tall Slav Caucasian. This person comes, introduced oneself. 搞定了一个人,接下来就是第二个。而第二个则是一个看起来高高瘦瘦的斯拉夫裔白人。这个人一进来,就已经是自我介绍了起来。 „I am Zager Stee” “我是扎格斯特” „, Good. I thought that your special skill can place the finger, on the pulse of society? He seems like quite fierce dj, not?” “哦,不错。我觉得你的特长是能把手指放在,呃社会的脉搏上？他看起来像是一个相当厉害的dj,不是吗？” Dies to wait on is calling the label by the own first impression him, the person but who this is called Zager Stee refuted quickly. 死侍在凭借自己的第一印象给他打标签,但是这个叫做扎格斯特的人却很快地反驳道。 „No, I am not dj, my special skill is vomits some type of strong acid. Un, wants me to vomit to you?” “不,我可不是什么dj,我的特长是呕吐某种强酸物。嗯,要不要我给你们呕吐一下？” „, Does not use. I told you, did we just go to the Abbiss dining room to eat meal, understand?” “不不不,不用了。我跟你讲,我们刚刚去阿比斯餐厅吃过饭,懂了吗？” Shaking the head that two people go all out, does not want to see any thing of losing one's appetite at this time obviously. They do not have what suspicion regarding Zager Stee's ability actually, but they somewhat have doubts, can a such fellow play the role in their duties? 两个人拼命的摇头,显然不想在这个时候看到任何倒胃口的东西。他们对于扎格斯特的能力倒是没有什么怀疑的,只是他们有些疑惑,这样的一个家伙能在他们的任务中起到作用吗？ Decision-making power not on their bodies, therefore they focused in behind camera. After seeing the camera started to nod, the yellow weasel has decided on the decision immediately. 决定权不在他们的身上,所以他们把目光放在了身后的摄像头身上。而在看到了摄像头开始点头之后,黄鼠狼立刻就拍板决定了下来。 „Good, you were hired! Next” “好的,你被录用了！下一个” Sent Zager Stee, the yellow weasel to give in the following list the pressure with. 打发了扎格斯特,黄鼠狼就把压在下面的名单给拿了上来。 „Next person is, invisible man. Un, this is, an invisible man?” “下一个人是,隐身人。嗯,这位,就是隐身人？” „Invisible man? But” “隐身人？可是” Dies to wait on a face to compel to look ignorant at present, naturally, his at present is among storage of being empty. It looks like resembles nobody to stand here, but dies to wait on does not want to think that obviously he thinks himself at present nobody, therefore, he is suddenly enlighted immediately the common platoon the hand. 死侍一脸懵逼地看着眼前,当然,他的眼前是空无一物的储物间。看起来好像没有人站在这里,但是死侍显然不想让人认为他觉得自己眼前没有人,所以立刻的,他就恍然大悟一般的排起了手来。 „, Invisible man. Ha haha fierce. I have not discovered him unexpectedly, this may be really fierce, contrast. I thought that we hired him, such skill was we need absolutely!” “哦,隐身人。哈哈哈厉害啊。我居然一点都没有发现他,这可真厉害,对比。我觉得我们就把他录用了吧,这样的本事绝对是我们所需要的！” Without any should with, should have the reply that not to have including a live person. This let wait on to think immediately awkwardly. 没有任何的应和,连一个活人该有的回复都没有。这让死侍立刻就觉得尴尬了起来。 „He not here, right.” “他不在这儿,对吧。” „Perhaps has been late, you know that this appearance possibly cannot project on the rental car. Even if drives to start off to be possible blocking by the police!” “也许是迟到了,你知道的,他这个样子可能打不到出租车。就算是开车上路都有可能被警察给拦下来！” The yellow weasel is giving his candidate to argue, after all is person 200,000 commissions, he does not plan casual giving up. But stealth ability also indeed is Maria needs, therefore is quick, his defense had Maria's support. 黄鼠狼在给他的人选辩解,毕竟是一个人200000的佣金,他可不打算随便的放弃。而隐身的能力也的确是玛利亚所需要的,所以很快的,他的辩护就得到了玛利亚的支持。 The invisible men pass smoothly, is next. 隐身人顺利过关,然后就是下一个。 „My name is the corrosion, but you can call me to break to pieces the star!” “我的名字是锈蚀,但是你们可以叫我碎星！” It looks like big, keeps the native of East Asia of long hair to come in such to say in a put on a high and mighty act tone. But regarding this, died to wait on with yellow weasel has looked one mutually, then the impolite judgment said. 看起来高大,留着长发的东亚人一进来就以一种趾高气昂的语气这么说道。而对此,死侍和黄鼠狼相互对望了一眼,然后就不客气的评判道。 „Un, broken star name is good. The corrosion was very bad.” “嗯,碎星这名字还行。锈蚀就很糟糕了。” „Yes, sounds awful. Then, where do you come?” “是的,听起来就糟糕。那么,你是从哪儿来的？” „Star that called world.” “一个叫莫杰世界的星球。” „Therefore you are an alien? This name also got up too rottenly. What advantage do the aliens have to us? I meant, what skill you do have?” “所以你是个外星人吧？这个名字也起得太烂了。外星人对我们有什么好处？我是说,你有什么本事？” Dies to wait on to start to find fault, but regarding this, the corrosion very much immodestly said. 死侍开始挑刺,而对此,锈蚀就很不客气地说道。 „Basically said that my each point compared with you. Your earthmen, simply are the weak chickens!” “基本上说,我每一点都比你们强。你们地球人,简直就是弱鸡！” Such owes the flat words is lets wait on the mood not to be very happy obviously, therefore, he to rust away the sound that can hear to talk in whispers with the yellow weasel immediately. 这么欠扁的话显然是让死侍心情很不愉快,所以立刻的,他就和黄鼠狼以锈蚀能够听到的声音窃窃私语了起来。 „Do you know? Has flash that I hope that can find this star. Above is anything the rice bucket that I am worse , a troop practical fool. I must go to that when their superhumans.” “你知道吗？有那么一瞬间,我希望能找到这个星球。上面全是什么都比我差的饭桶,一大群实用的傻蛋。我一定要去那当他们的超人。” „Isn't that Canada?” “那不就是加拿大吗？” The yellow weasel thinks, some saying of being suddenly enlighted. 黄鼠狼想了想,有些恍然大悟的说道。 „You to me close the mouth that your mouthful spews. Any Canada, you spoke any frank talk to me!” “你把你那满嘴喷粪的嘴给我闭上。什么加拿大,你给我说什么大实话！” Two people are pulling some useless things, but at this time, the telephone of yellow weasel had rung suddenly. Looked at a number, yellow weasel respectfully has connected the call immediately, but, near his ear has resounded immediately Maria's voice. 两个人扯着一些没用的东西,而这个时候,黄鼠狼的电话突然响了起来。看了一眼号码,黄鼠狼立刻就恭恭敬敬的接通了电话,而立刻的,他的耳边就响起了玛利亚的声音。 „Takes him. The person of national defense will be interested in an alien. If he is really an alien. If not, then mental hospital can be he best destination.” “把他拿下来。国防的人会对一个外星人感兴趣的。如果他真的是一个外星人的话。而如果不是,那么精神病院会是他最好的去处。” Has brought to the attention of government, is such a result. This is high-sounding talk too fate. After sympathy looked at a corrosion, the yellow weasel on full is the apology was saying to him. 引起了政府的注意,就是这么一个结果。这就是高调太很的下场。而在同情的看了一眼锈蚀之后,黄鼠狼就满是歉意地对着他说道。 „You were hired, Sir. Good luck!” “你被录用了,先生。祝你好运吧！” Has handled the corrosion, is next. However the next candidate, was lets wait on stares in a big way the eye immediately. 搞定了锈蚀,然后是下一个。不过下一个人选,却是让死侍立刻就瞪大了眼睛。 The black person young girl of explosive warhead, this nothing. The key is her explosive stature, immediately lets wait on almost soon to give to stare the eyeball. 爆炸头的黑人小妞,这没什么。关键是她那爆炸性的身材,立刻就让死侍几乎快要把眼珠子都给瞪出来了。 „Oh, oh, oh. Your unique skill is really good, I like!” “哇哦,哇哦,哇哦。你的绝活真棒,我喜欢！” „Hat? What unique skill?” “hat？什么绝活？” Perhaps stemming from a little gay reason, the yellow weasel has not realized anything, he has sent out a very stupid issue. But regarding this, dies to wait on stubbornly is staring at the big chest of black person young girl, simultaneously was saying to him on the quiet. 也许是出于有一点gay的原因,黄鼠狼并没有意识到什么,以至于他发出了一个非常愚蠢的问题。而对此,死侍只是死死盯着黑人小妞的大胸,同时悄悄地对着他说道。 „Haven't you looked? Such big unique skill?” “你没看出来吗？这么大的绝活？” „Is so big? Big?” “这么大？有多大？” The yellow weasel is still violating blurry, then immediately, he heard thump a loud sound. That is the wall pounded sound that bang makes noise, but has such a sound, then also means actually some female tyrannosaurus left the eruption not to be far. 黄鼠狼还在犯迷糊,然后立刻的,他就听到了咚的一声巨响。那是墙壁被人砸的轰隆作响的声音,而有着这么个声音,那么其实也就意味着某条母暴龙已经离爆发不远了。 This let wait on to receive own flower immediately the thoughts, was inquiring to the black person young girl seriously. 这让死侍立刻收起了自己的花花心思,然后一本正经地对着黑人小妞询问了起来。 „Do you name? Young girls.” “你叫什么名字？小妞。”