MSG :: Volume #18

#1792: Being without lofty aspiration dwelling male Bob

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Bob is the dwelling male. 鲍勃是个宅男. Is male with most dwellings, his human and animals are harmless, does not excel at the public relations, the friend few pity, do not ask for the girl to like, somewhat crazy fat at the same time, all day in knows that wallows in two dimension world. 和大多数的宅男一样,他人畜无害,不擅长社交,朋友少的可怜,不讨女孩子喜欢,有些痴肥的同时,整日里就知道沉迷在二次元世界里。 Naturally, he also has with the general dwelling male different place. And the most typical point is, he is a technical dwelling, moreover is not a very general technical dwelling. 当然,他也有和一般宅男不一样的地方。其中最典型的一点就是,他是一个技术宅,而且还是一个非常不一般的技术宅。 Which is isn't ordinary? This issue can see the answer from his unit of work. 到底是哪一点不一般呢？这个问题从他的工作单位就能看出答案。 Bob. Wilson, the original SHIELD five levels of agents, presently holds public office at in Tianchui the bureau branch logistics management center. As non- field workers, his only function manages his numerous and disorderly material and data for day hammer bureau US Branch. This is his talent, the intelligence quotient is since childhood superior, and obtains him of over five doctorates to let the thing that the person has a headache about facing these, is always handy. 鲍勃.威尔森,原神盾局五级特工,现供职于天锤局分部后勤管理中心。作为一个非外勤人员,他唯一的作用就是替天锤局美国分部管理他那庞杂的资料和数据。这是他的天赋,从小就智商超常,并且获得过五个以上博士学位的他面对这些让人头疼的东西,从来都是得心应手的。 Did not say that he does not have the ability to deal with is more complex, more important work, but is this dwelling male thoughts fellow absolutely does not have the thoughts to mix such work. 不是说他没有能力去应付更加复杂,也更加重要的工作,而是这个宅男心思的家伙根本就没有心思去掺和这样的工作。 Carries out the weapon research development, excuse me, he is the pure pacifist, let alone was does to develop, even if were touches this type of destructive weapons he not to want. But carries out the lifeform or the chemical experiment, if when college days fortunately. At that time, his many can also guarantee own academic on pure nature. But after waiting till he has graduated to work, in SHIELD in the present day hammer bureau, he is not willing again to be engaged in such work. 搞武器研究开发,不好意思,他是纯粹的和平主义者,别说是搞开发了,就算是碰这种杀伤性武器他都不太愿意。而搞生物或者化学实验,如果说是在大学时代的时候还好。在那个时候,他多少还能保证自己学术上的纯粹性。而等到了他毕业工作了以后,不论是在神盾局里还是在现在的天锤局里,他都不愿意再从事这样的工作。 Others do not know that these work are do do, he clear. Every day the light has fluttered from him at present these data, can give him to direct an enough accurate truth. These high-tech weapon development experiments, the super soldier plans of these human body research, each sufficiently makes him genuinely repel any to contact these things the possibilities. 别人不知道这些工作是干嘛的,他心里可是清清楚楚。每天光是从他眼前飘过的那些数据,都能给他指引出一个足够准确的真相。那些高科技武器开发试验,那些人体研究的超级士兵计划,每一个都足以让他打心眼里排斥任何一个接触这些东西的可能。 He is rather is treated as the idiot fool not to be willing by himself and these things involves on relations of faint trace. Therefore quick, he reduces from a senior researcher to present this can only squat in the warehouse, managed the logistical materials and on the information post. 他是宁愿被人当做白痴蠢蛋也不愿意让自己和这些东西牵扯上一丝丝的关系。所以很快的,他就从一个准高阶研究员沦落到现在这个只能蹲在仓库里,管理后勤物资和信息的岗位上了。 In favors in his person eyes, this is the matter that is a pity. Because of his ability, these knowledge that he masters, can make him be competent a more important work absolutely, a gain huger benefit. However, he oneself destroying. Let him from crawl to drop in the dust to the clouds altitude in directly. 在很多看好他的人眼里,这是一件非常可惜的事情。因为他的才能,他所掌握的那些知识,绝对能让他胜任更重要的工作,获取更巨大的利益。但是,他自己把自己给毁了。让他从能爬到云端的高度上直接跌落到了尘埃之中。 What a pity, very being a pity. However Bob does not think actually. Regarding him, can do such idle work, but can also lead one weekly salaries about four figures, is enough satisfied matter. 可惜,非常的可惜。然而鲍勃自己倒是不这么认为。对于他来说,能做着这样清闲的工作,还能领着一份将近四位数的周薪,已经是足够一本满足的事情了。 Others are resorting to arms the saw to one pile at sixes and sevens organism, he is playing the game. Others are taking the spear/gun, rides airplane to live to kill in the outside dozen, he is pursuing new. The same wage, completely the different work, this also has anything to be good to be worth complaining. If really complained, you might as well think that these have gotten the colleagues of lunch, compared with them, you should not feel that rejoiced? 别人在对着一堆乱七八糟的生物体动刀动锯,他在玩游戏。别人拿着枪,坐着飞机在外面打生打死,他在追新番。同样的薪水,完全不一样的工作,这还有什么好值得抱怨的。真要是抱怨的话,你不如去想想那些已经领了便当的同事们,和他们相比,你难道不应该感觉庆幸吗？ Bob like this is always consoling oneself, is living the life of muddling along. When SHIELD after turned into today's day hammer bureau turbulently, passing in these ridiculed after his old colleagues 11 places have also gotten the lunch, he insists oneself idea. 鲍勃从来都是这样自我安慰着,过着得过且过的生活。而当神盾局几经动荡变成了今天的天锤局,过往里那些嘲笑他的老同事们也11地领了便当之后,他就更加坚持自己的这种想法。 When a salt fish, not having anything not to be good. Most at least your this salt fish is all right can also jump da two. Like these ambitious fellows, now basically has not become the dead fish. 当一个咸鱼而已,没有什么不好的。最起码你这个咸鱼没事还能蹦跶两下。不像那些野心勃勃的家伙们,现在基本已经成了死鱼了。 Bob like this mixed year by year, until this day, he arrives at own business location as usual. 鲍勃就这样混了一年又一年,直到这一天,他照常地来到自己的办公地点。 This is located on the small town of Southwestern United States. Not is too far from Los Angeles, approximately is also 2-3 hours of driving distance. The characteristics are the Danish style building, the windmill, the wine and characteristics handicraft. Because closes right up against the Los Angeles like this big city, although the inhabitant is scarce, but traffic actually quite huge. 这是位于美国西南部的一个小镇上。离洛杉矶市区不算太远,大约也就是两三个小时的车程而已。特色是丹麦风格的建筑物,风车,葡萄酒和特色工艺品。因为靠着洛杉矶这样的大城市,虽然住户稀少,但是人流量却相当的巨大。 In Bob's business location surface here is a logistics stopover station, besides provides the logistics services for here inhabitant, but also included has provided the mail thing for regional tourists the services project. To a certain extent, here business is also quite good. Otherwise, this house sparrow equally big minor stop cannot be able to raise several staff. 鲍勃在这里的办公地点表面上是一个物流中转站,除了为这里的住户提供物流服务之外,还囊括了为各地的游客提供邮寄物件的服务项目。从某种程度上来说,这里的生意还算是相当不错的。不然的话,这个麻雀一样大的小站也不能养得起十几名员工。 Naturally, this and Bob has not related. Because of him not from here lead(er) wages. In fact, his work also somewhat comes apart with this stopover station. Because in name , he although is the superintendent in this stopover station, but in fact, makes having someone else of this work. He is responsible for moving to oneself front others' work achievement, then directs others pretentiously. 当然,这和鲍勃没有关系。因为他并不从这里领工资。事实上,他的工作也和这个中转站有些脱节。因为名义上,他虽然是这个中转站的管理者,而实际上,做这个工作的另有其人。他只是负责把别人的工作成果搬到自己的面前,然后装模作样的指挥别人而已。 In the eyes of these staff, he is one somewhat shy, moreover boss who is also very good to speak. But only some of he also his unkind secretaries know, his work manages under this stopover station hideaway base truly. 在那些员工的眼里,他是一个有些腼腆,而且也很好说话的老板。但是只有他自己还有他那个刻薄的秘书才知道,他真正的工作是管理这个中转站底下的隐藏基地。 Besides preserves the special commodity that some do not use frequently, he must do also reorganizes various information that the Los Angeles area transmits, then compiles sends to need these information the places. By his ability, this is a very relaxed work. Therefore naturally, he can the time flower large bundle in other places. 除了保存一些并不经常用到的特殊物资之外,他要做也就是整理一下洛杉矶地区传来的各种信息,然后汇总发到需要这些信息的地方而已。以他的能力来说,这是件很轻松的工作。所以当然的,他能把大把大把的时间花在其他的地方上。 This most lets his colleague, is his secretary egg pain matter. Because if who is doing the superficial camouflage work all day busily, actually when discovery own colleague always with a laugh, idle sitting idle and enjoying the fruits, will have such idea. 这是最让他的同事,也就是他的那个秘书蛋疼的事情。因为任是谁整天忙忙碌碌地做着表面性的伪装工作,却发现自己的同事总是笑呵呵,无所事事的坐享其成时,都会有着这样的想法。 He more than once puts forward the request to hope that can exchange each other work content with Bob, but, because of the jurisdiction rank insufficient relations, he simply does not have the means to accept Bob's work. Such time grew, he has naturally suppressed a lot of resentment. But this displays in the camouflage work that he usually in must maintain, naturally is makes him appear unkind and acrid. 他不止一次提过要求希望能和鲍勃调换彼此的工作内容,但是,因为权限等级不够的关系,他根本没有办法接受鲍勃的工作。这样时间长了,他自然是憋了一肚子的怨气。而这表现在他平日里所要维持的伪装工作上,自然是让他显得刻薄而且尖酸起来。 Today is also same, when Bob walks with a laugh with he greets, he immediately showed the whites of the eyes. Then unemotionally was saying to him. 今天也是一样,当鲍勃笑呵呵的走进来和他打着招呼的时候,他立刻就翻了个白眼。然后面无表情的对着他说道。 „Today's work has arranged, I record in your work book, you only needed to be OK according to the above plan conduct. Moreover I reminded you, camouflage work was my responsible content, when I punished the staff who these made mistakes, you should better not casually the sufficient good person, let off them gently. You make my work very difficult like this to do, knows?” “今天的工作已经安排好了,我记录在你的工作簿上,你只需要按照上面的计划行事就可以了。另外我提醒你,伪装工作是我负责的内容,所以当我惩罚那些犯了错的员工时,你最好不要随便地充好人,把他们给轻轻放过。你这样让我的工作很难做,知道吗？” „Does not have the issue, Liu Yi (easy). I ensure such will not do next time.” “没问题,刘易斯。我保证,下次不会这么做了。” Always was the human and animals harmless dwelling male naturally is strikes one's chest to make the guarantee. But regarding his guarantee, showed the whites of the eyes as Liu of colleague Yi (easy), left here. 从来都是人畜无害的宅男当然是拍着胸脯做出了保证。而对于他的保证,作为同事的刘易斯只是翻了个白眼,就已经是自顾自地离开了这里。 He knows work that then Bob must carry out, but if jurisdiction insufficient he wants to continue to stay there, looks for trouble for oneself. As the agent of day hammer bureau, he has certainly oneself professional personal integrity. Even if is not willingly, he also can only the work that continues itself to do. 他知道接下来鲍勃要进行的工作,而权限不够的他如果想要继续留在那里的话,也是给自己找麻烦而已。作为天锤局的特工,他当然有着自己的职业操守。所以哪怕是在不甘心,他也只能去继续自己应该做的工作。 However, today and past differed from obviously. When because he walks from Bob's office, he immediately saw two fellows of wear black western-style clothing, swaggering welcomed him to walk. 不过,今天和往日显然有所不同。因为当他从鲍勃的办公室里走出来的时候,他立刻就看到了两个穿着黑西装的家伙,大摇大摆地迎着他走了过来。 He who has undergone the specialist training can certainly notice that these two fellows act the essence that disclosed. They have experienced the strict military training absolutely, and special personnel who is engaged in the secret work. This made him raise the spirit immediately, while has thrived toward dried fish quietly a information, he also moved forward to meet somebody, was interrogating to them fierce. 接受过专业训练的他当然能够看到这两个家伙动作间所透露出来的本质。他们绝对是经历过严格军事训练,并且从事秘密工作的特殊人员。这让他心里立刻提起了精神,在悄悄地向着鲍勃发了一个信息的同时,他也是迎了上去,对着他们厉声质问了起来。 „This is personal business location, does not allow any visitor without the consent to step. Two, you came to wrong place!” “这是私人的办公地点,不允许任何未经同意的访客涉足。两位,你们来错地方了！” „Liu Yi (easy). Jordan? We staff from day hammer bureau branch, this is our credential and internal number, you can confirm. Our times have order to carry out, therefore, can ask you to make way, do not hinder our official business?” “刘易斯.乔丹？我们是来自天锤局分部的工作人员,这是我们的证件和内部编号,你可以验证一下。我们这次来是有命令要执行的,所以,能不能请你让开,不要妨碍我们的公务？” Hearing is the colleague current, after confirming their status, Liu Yi (easy) naturally also has no reason to continue to prevent again. He made way oneself body, but is quick, he noticed that these two strong fellows like are towing a dead pig, dragging Bob to walk from his office. 听到是同事当前,在确认过他们的身份之后,刘易斯自然也没有理由再继续阻挡下去。他让开了自己的身子,而很快的,他就看到这两个膀大腰圆的家伙像是拖着一头死猪一样,拖着鲍勃从他的办公室里走了出来。 This makes him somewhat surprised, because nobody him understood the human and animals that own this colleague are more harmless. Who let alone he can be places the spy here, even if makes him make use of own authority then to embezzle any thing, he feared that is not having courage. 这让他心里有些惊讶,因为没有人比他更了解自己这个同事的人畜无害。别说他会是什么人安插在这里的间谍了,就算是让他利用自己的职权之便去贪污什么东西,他怕是都没有这个胆子。 Such clean, perhaps unexpectedly will commit a crime to present also a young fatty of virgin, came the person to give to carry off by above, this is he cannot believe in any event. But in line with such suspicion, he was closely examining to these two staff immediately. 这样干干净净,恐怕到现在都还是也一个处男的小胖子居然会犯了事,被上面来人给带走,这是他无论如何都不能相信的。而本着这样的怀疑态度,他立刻就对着这两个员工追问了起来。 „Bob made a mistake, you must such seize him, where among this had makes a mistake?” “鲍勃到底犯了什么错误,你们要这么抓走他,这中间是不是有什么地方弄错了？” „Sorry, was you make a mistake. The order that we receive is leading Bob. Wilson goes to Washington to take office, in other words he was promoted. The ghosts know that this fellow is any problem, unexpectedly will reveal this kind of appearance. Damn, I had not noticed that the person after hearing oneself is promoted is this response.” “抱歉,是你弄错了吧。我们接到的命令是带着鲍勃.威尔森去华盛顿上任,换句话说他升职了。鬼知道这个家伙到底是什么毛病,居然会露出这样一幅样子。见鬼的,我还从来没有看到人在听到自己升职后是这幅反应的。” „Now you saw!” Although can understand why very much Bob can be this appearance, but Liu Yi (easy) cannot bear the envy avoided him to pray for rescue the look that. “现在你见到了！”尽管很能理解鲍勃为什么会是这副样子,但是刘易斯还是忍不住嫉妒的避开了他求救的眼神。 Is promoted, since this has been he continuously dream. But now this good deed has not fallen to his head, unexpectedly also falls above the fellow of Bob this being without lofty aspiration, this really made him have a heaven not to have the feeling of eye. 升职,这可是他一直以来的梦想。而现在这种好事没有落到他头上也就算了,居然还落在鲍勃这个胸无大志的家伙头上,这真是让他有了一种老天无眼的感觉。 In this case, he of getting more mad can only beckon with the hand hastily, hints them as soon as possible carrying off Bob. But saw that had no way to maintain the easy and comfortable livelihood again, Bob looked like kills the pig same to wail immediately. 在这种情况下,越想越气的他只能是连忙摆手,示意他们尽快把鲍勃给带走。而眼看着自己再也没法维持着自己安逸的生活了,鲍勃立刻就像是杀猪一样哀嚎了起来。 Naturally, this does not help matters, he still like tied up the ticket to load into a black Chevrolet. But looks that these called out the staff who sound provokes by Bob, Liu Yi (easy) is envying, while was driving away to these people happily. 当然,这无济于事,他依然像是被绑了票一样装进了一辆黑色的雪佛兰里面。而看着那些被鲍勃嚎叫声招惹出来的员工们,刘易斯心里一边嫉妒着,一边痛快地对着这些人驱赶了起来。 „Good, do not watch the fun. The issue that because Mr. Wilson smuggles, had carried off by i people. If you do not want to provoke these fearful fellows, good that should obediently and honestly treat as anything not to see.” “好了好了,别看热闹了。威尔森先生因为偷税的问题,已经被i的人带走了。你们要是不想招惹上这些可怕的家伙的话,最好还是老老实实地当做什么都没看见的好。”
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