MSG :: Volume #16

#1564: Deceitful monster king Duoshe envoy

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ba wave rushed to is not only by the forehead beautiful scenery absent-minded the monster king of eye, side him, such as he monster king is the case everywhere by the forehead scenery has feared like this. 灞波儿奔不是唯一一个被天庭胜景恍惚了眼睛的妖王,在他身边,如他这样被天庭景色惊住了的妖王比比皆是。 In most monsters live in the situation in cavern, these things in forehead were really some too do not attack the person. Has a look at others life, has a look at own life again. Besides the monsters of these seeing the world, other most estimates is a nerve twitch, then the entire monster lived becomes insipid. 在绝大多数的妖怪还是住在洞穴里的情况下,天庭里的这些东西实在是有些不要太打击了人了。看看人家的生活,再看看自己的生活。除了那些个见过世面的妖怪之外,其他的绝大多数估计都是一阵神经抽搐,然后整个妖生都变得索然无味了起来。 This ratio? Does not have the ratio. What if these people in forehead live is the mansion, place that then they live, most also can only be the restroom. Envies the envy? This is the affirmation, but light is envies and envies is also useful. Here is the forehead, is not the world of mortals. That set of robber procedure that they in habitually used in those days is invalid. Even if envies again, envies again, they also can only look helplessly, does not dare to make any action out of the ordinary. 这怎么比？根本没得比。如果说天庭里的这些人住的是豪宅的话,那么他们住的地方,最多也只能算是厕所而已。羡慕嫉妒？这是肯定的,但是光是羡慕和嫉妒又有什么用。这里是天庭,不是凡间。他们往日里惯用的那一套强盗做法根本行不通。所以哪怕是再羡慕,再嫉妒,他们也只能眼睁睁地看着,不敢做出任何出格的举动来。 Grandma Liu enters Prospect Garden is about this situation. But rushes in ba wave along with monster king Men who numerous make much ado about nothing, was received and instructed the envoy stripped in Yaochi Gong the time, he saw immediately numerous who in oneself past wants not to dare to imagine existed. 刘姥姥进大观园大致就是这种情况。而就在灞波儿奔随着一众大惊小怪的妖王们,被接引使者一路带到了瑶池宫中的时候,他立刻就看到了自己往日里想都不敢想象的一众存在。 30 days naturally do not calculate this grade of unimportant person, as the world of mortals monster king, take by the role of forehead punitive expedition, he always to engrave on mind regarding the God who these most probably run into frequently. Although is also insufficient to turn into the situation that the ash knows, but has a liking for can also recognize almost. 30天将这等小人物自然不算,作为下界妖王,经常要被天庭讨伐的角色,他对于这些个最可能遇到的神将从来都是铭记在心的。虽说还不至于到化成灰都认识的地步,但是一眼看上也能认出个7788。 Naturally, he refers to is not the thunder iron acute communicable disease, milky way various God also has several groups of star Monarch these fellows. Although said that these fellows are high official in forehead, but they will appear here, is the inherent connotation. After all here is the forehead, is place that they should place. If saw continually these fellows are surprised, if this many have not experienced is good. 当然,他所指的也不是雷火斗瘟,星汉诸神还有几路星君这些家伙。虽然说这些家伙算是天庭里的大官儿,但是他们会出现在这里,本来就是应有之意。毕竟这里是天庭,是他们本来就应该身处的地方。如果说连看到这些家伙都要惊讶的话,这要是多没有见识才行。 Makes him feel that truly was five side five old Emperor this class antiquity Gods. Four big Bodhisattvas in Western Paradise, nether world Sacred Mountains of China Great Emperor, the appearances of ancestor of town Yuan child these people place immortal but also the God clouds nine house emperors of being correct gate, Shangdong Eight Immortals of game world, as well as never make inquiries. 真正让他感到是五方五老帝君这类的上古神祗。西天的四大菩萨,阴司的五岳大帝,还有道门的神霄九宸帝君,游戏人间的上洞八仙,以及从不问事的地仙之祖镇元子这些人的出现。 Theoretically, the forehead invites, these can appear greatly is not here strange. No matter grandmother's festival of the queen mother of the west, is the old Monarch's Buddhist meeting, they were the patrons. However again how patron, was impossible to say time arriving was so uneven. Others did not say, the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattvas and Sacred Mountains of China emperors little will come out from the hell nether world. Arrived including them, saw that some do not suit. 理论上来说,天庭宴请,这些个大能会出现在这里并不奇怪。不管是王母的蟠桃会,还是老君的法会,他们都算是常客了。但是再怎么常客,也不可能说一次到的这么齐。别人不说,地藏王菩萨和五岳帝君可是很少会从地狱阴司里出来的。连他们都到了场,怎么看都有些不太对劲啊。 ba wave racing Xinli was whispering, under an eye revolution, quietly has held on receiving and instructing envoy. On the side of him pulls out a large pearl from the arm hole, filled in his hand. At the same time was saying with a smile to his flattery. 灞波儿奔心里嘀咕着,眼睛一转之下,就是悄悄地拉住了身边的接引使者。他一边从袖笼里掏出一颗斗大的明珠,塞到了他的手上。一边对着他谄笑道。 „This emperor's subjects! Does not know that actually forehead here is any day, unexpectedly linked these to give 11 to invite greatly. The small monster I have not seen the world, somewhat feared at heart affronted anything to abstain from. Therefore, but also looks at the emperor's subjects to look in our friendship, raises 0.12. Excuse me, excuse me!” “这位仙使！不知道天庭这里究竟是什么日子,居然连这些个大能都给11请来了。小妖我没怎么见过世面,心里有些怕冒犯了什么忌讳。所以,还望仙使看在我俩的交情上,提0.12。劳驾,劳驾！” precious pearl of Ryonggung-ri, even if in the forehead is also the rare rare thing. But this receives and instructs the envoy is not the great person of seeing the world, therefore the precious pearl starts, his whole person is self-satisfied. 龙宫里的宝珠,即便是在天庭里也是少见的稀罕物。而这个接引使者也不是什么见过世面的大人物,所以宝珠一入手,他整个人都已经是飘飘然了起来。 In his opinion, this black flood dragon essence is not the goods at the worst. He did not fear oneself receive bribe the matter holding by this fellow. Therefore after quietly the precious pearl puts in the bosom, he has drawn ba wave to run in the corner of nobody, started to explain to him. 在他看来,这个黑蛟精也不是什么大不了的货色。他也不怕自己收受贿赂的事情被这个家伙给捅上去。所以在悄悄地把宝珠放入怀中之后,他就已经是拉着灞波儿奔走到了无人的角落里,开始对着他解释了起来。 „I what background, no matter you are, no matter also you did inquire this for what? In brief, looks in the share of that precious pearl, I can give you to direct actually 12. However left my mouth, entered your ear, this matter only then your my two people can know. If there is third person again, I will no doubt not have any good end. Do not want to live are leaving from the forehead, knows?” “我不管你是什么来路,也不管你打听这个是为了什么？总之,看在那颗宝珠的份上,我倒是可以给你指点个12。不过出了我口,入了你耳,此事就只有你我两人能知道。若是再有第三人,我固然不会有什么好下场。你也别想活着从天庭离开,知道吗？” „Naturally, naturally. The small monster I fear death inborn, will not tell absolutely to the third person knows.” “当然,当然。小妖我天生怕死,绝对不会告诉给第三个人知道的。” ba wave racing Lianshen accepted, did not haggle over anything to lose the power and prestige of monster king. He is the murrel that in the thick patch of grass was born, naturally is impossible to haggle over this type of thing. But looks that he such is tactful, that receives and instructs the envoy also immediately to pat his shoulder, was saying to his whisper. 灞波儿奔连身应承,一点也不计较什么失了妖王的威风。他本身就是草莽里出生的黑鱼,当然不可能计较这种东西。而看着他这么识趣,那个接引使者也是立刻就拍着他的肩膀,对着他耳语道。 „You look at this Western Paradise Bodhisattva, how many side Emperor complete/even are to come, somewhat strange, they who why in the past was affected are so honest today, didn't have to sit including the meals and snacks there? It is strange as you of monster, why in that many ordinary days to you shouted that hits the fellow who shouted "kill" actually to dare to put at this time? I told you, the reason was very simple. Because this is God your majesty decree. The God invited your upper boundary to discuss official business, nobody dares to look for your troubles at this time. Only if they do not want to live, otherwise taking advantage of their courage, they do not dare to make any action out of the ordinary. Naturally, you are also same. I raise here select your one, in front of the God, should or restrains is selecting your evil spirit temperament. If there is provoked the God, you have 80 lives, feared that insufficiently loses.” “你看这西天菩萨,几方帝君齐来,是不是有些奇怪,为什么往日里拿腔作势的他们今天这么老实,一个个连饭点都没有就已经坐在那里了？是不是作为妖怪的你很奇怪,为什么那么多平日里对你们喊打喊杀的家伙这个时候却连个屁都不敢放呢？我告诉你,原因很简单。因为这是天帝陛下的旨意。天帝邀请你们上界议事,就没有人敢在这个时候找你们的麻烦。除非他们是不想活了,不然就算是借他们一个胆子,他们也不敢做出什么出格的举动来。当然,你们也一样。我在这里提点你一句,天帝面前,最好还是收敛着点你们的妖魔脾气。要是惹恼了天帝,你就是有80条命,怕是都不够丢的。” „God?” Hears here recently unceasingly to be mentioned, as if already exaggerating to existence of horizon. ba wave rushed has bared subconsciously grinning. He has not seen the God has been any appearance, but he actually knows that the original that jade emperor is the fact of good-for-nothing. Can sit quietly more than 2000 years of positions including a good-for-nothing, saw that will not lose face is right. Will these great people such fear why him? “天帝？”听到这里近来不断被人提起到的,仿佛已经被夸大到了天际的存在。灞波儿奔下意识地就龇了龇牙。他从来没见过天帝是什么模样,但是他却知道原来的那个玉帝是个窝囊废的事实。连一个窝囊废都能稳坐2000多年的位置,怎么看都不会太出彩才对。为什么这些个大人物会这么惧怕他呢？ He thinks that is not quite clear. But received and instructed the envoy as if also to look at doubts in his heart. Looks in the share of that pearl, receives and instructs the envoy such once again to answer to him. 他心里想不太明白。而接引使者似乎也看出来了他心中的疑惑。看在那颗明珠的份上,接引使者就这么对着他再度解释道。 „You think that the present God is the original jade emperor, do not have a dream. The jade emperor blood now still on cutting the broadsword in immortal platform is drying in the sun. Don't the Tathagata Buddha in Western Paradise know? Originally that fellow big ostentation, coming a forehead jade emperor to be able with the dog that we whip on to be the same, probably Tathagata is his father. Finally? Hadn't been given to hit half dead by a present God thought? Let me tell you, initially Tathagata old died out to take the exchange by oneself the words, the present Western Paradise Buddhism estimated that was almost finished. Even if this, the Buddhism also has almost changed one's name now. The god of the north that the God trusted aide, just appointed swung the demon Emperor to be in charge of Mt. Xumi of Buddhism, took responsibility to permit by the God including their Guan Yin to him. You are this matter are fierce! Is imposing?” “你以为现在的天帝是原来的玉帝啊,别做梦了。玉帝的血现在还在斩仙台上的大刀上晾着呢。西天的如来佛祖知道不？原来那家伙多大的排场,来天庭一趟玉帝都能把我们驱策的跟狗一样,好像如来是他爹似的。结果呢？还不是被现在的天帝一个念头就给打个半死？我跟你说,当初要不是如来老儿以自身寂灭来作为交换的话,现在的西天佛门估计都差不多完蛋了。而即便是这样,佛门现在也已经是差不多改名换姓了。天帝的心腹,刚任命的真武荡魔帝君已经入主了佛门的须弥山,连他们的观世音菩萨都被天帝做主许给了他。你是这事厉不厉害！威不威风？” This receives and instructs the envoy obviously is the Zhou Yi fans, words disclosed all was his worship and respect to this new God. But facing his excuse, ba wave rushed hesitant after such one after next, chose has believed. But this believes, he thought immediately the matter is not simple. 这个接引使者显然是周易的粉丝,话语里透露的无不是他对这个新任天帝的崇拜和敬仰之情。而面对他的这番说辞,灞波儿奔在犹豫了那么一下下之后,还是选择了相信。而这一相信,他立刻就觉得事情不简单了起来。 The solemn God, is such invincible existence, unexpectedly the young monsters their these worlds of mortals drawing, how this matter to see how some do not suit. 堂堂天帝,还是这么无敌的存在,居然会把它们这些下界的小妖怪给拉上来,这种事情怎么看怎么都有些不对劲啊。 Must say that is the plot words, really said does not pass. Because their these monsters, although was known as that is monster king anything. However with the Deva Gods, that God compares, absolutely does not have what comparability. He did not think oneself have anything is can be worth the God coveting. He does not think that the God will settle on their anything thing. 要说是阴谋的话,也实在是讲不通。因为他们这些个妖怪虽然号称是妖王什么的。然而和天界众神,还有那个天帝一比,根本就没有什么可比性。连他自己都不觉得自己有什么是能够值得天帝觊觎的。他就更不认为天帝会看中他们什么东西了。 Has thought of here, ba wave rushed to the pitch-black face to reappear the bitter color/look. Then a face is receiving and instructing the envoy such to say to this sincerely. 想到了这里,灞波儿奔乌黑的脸上就浮现出了苦色。然后一脸诚恳地对着这个接引使者这么说道。 „Emperor's subjects bright mirror, the small monster at heart is really somewhat terrified. Does not know that the emperor's subjects can disclose, the God your majesty want me and other in the small monsters the forehead, what matter is behavior?” “仙使明鉴,小妖心里实在是有些惶恐。不知道仙使能不能透露一下,天帝陛下要我等小妖上天庭来,到底是所为何事呢？” „How this matter do I know?” Beckoned with the hand, receives and instructs saying that the envoy very much does not bear. „I, if knew these matters, but also competent this lives. Feared that was is not already selected by the God, with the second son Daoist immortal same went, when his trusted aide. I said that your this monster is worried about this doing? Will the God also eat you to be inadequate? Do not regard this is in these ravines of your monster, is common to eat cannot see. The God has Deva, so long as wants, any thing cannot obtain. Will have your ideas to be inadequate. Do not have a dream, this times think blindly, might as well think under saw right in front of one God, how should be able to make a good impression. If there is become, in the future your riches and honors may not lack!” “这种事情我怎么知道？”摆了摆手,接引使者就很是不耐的说道。“我要是知道了这些事情,还能干这活。怕不是早就被天帝选中,跟二郎真君一样去当他的心腹了。我说你这妖怪担心这个干什么？难道天帝还会吃了你们不成？别把这当成是你们妖怪的那些山沟沟里,寻常里连个吃食都看不到。天帝坐拥天界,只要想要,什么东西得不到。难道还会打你们的主意不成。别做梦了,有这个功夫瞎想,还不如想想等下面见天帝,该怎么才能留下个好印象。要是成了,往后你的荣华富贵可就一点不缺了！” Saw that this received and instructed the envoy not to be willing to respond itself again, ba wave rushed hastily in stops up a pearl to him, simultaneously asked for mercy. 眼看着这个接引使者已经不愿意再搭理自己了,灞波儿奔连忙在塞了一颗明珠给他,同时告饶道。 „Emperor's subjects should not be offended, should not be offended. This is the direction money, uses to the emperor's subjects sleek/moist throat. The small monster I really am at heart terrified, this is my first on forehead, from the start has not seen such market. Therefore if the emperor's subjects can pass ** anything gives the small monster me, but also requests the emperor's subjects to direct much, many direction are.” “仙使别见怪,别见怪。这是个指点钱,给仙使润嗓子用的。小妖我实在是心里惶恐,这还是我第一次上天庭,压根就没见过这样的市面。所以仙使要是能透**什么给小妖我的话,还烦请仙使多多指点,多多指点个才是。” „You on said actually.” “你倒是上道。” Also is a treasure enters bosom, usually in says is the resourceful strategist, calculates the receiving and instructing envoy who secret has also beamed with joy. He is the fellow who likes meddlesome news, otherwise was impossible such easy to rush by ba wave for buying. When ba wave rushes to reveal such a low attitude, but also the advantage delivers to front of him unceasingly the time, he cannot hold on to the gate immediately to his quietly whisper. 又是一个宝贝入怀,平日里自称是智多星,算天机的接引使者也是眉开眼笑了起来。他本身就是个喜欢八卦消息的家伙,不然也不可能这么容易就被灞波儿奔给收买了。所以当灞波儿奔露出这么一个低姿态,还好处不断地送到他面前的时候,他立刻就把不住门的对着他悄声耳语了起来。 „, Looked in share that in you such know the limitation, I also again direct your two. Spoke the sentence honest remark, how the God thinks that we are not clear. However in soaring to the clouds palace said according to the same day God, I think he incurs you to come up, to offer amnesty most likely you, making you work oneself to death for the forehead.” “也罢,看在你这么识相的份上,我也就再指点你两句。说句实在话,天帝怎想的,我们也不清楚。不过根据当日天帝在凌霄殿上所说,我想他老人家招你们上来,十有八九是为了招安你们,让你们为天庭卖命来着。” „Works oneself to death?” ba wave rushes to the eye one suddenly, at heart immediately is one cold. Must gather the evil spirit to work oneself to death including the forehead, whom is this must hit? Attacks the void outlet demon? That did not have 100 lives unable to preserve. “卖命？”灞波儿奔眼睛一突,心里立刻就是一寒。连天庭都要招揽妖魔去卖命了,这是要去打谁？攻打虚空的外道邪魔吗？那不是有100条命都保不住了。 ba wave rushes more wants more to fear at heart, but his performance falls in receiving and instructing the eyes of envoy, is makes him disdain to smile. 灞波儿奔心里越想越怕,而他的这幅表现落在接引使者的眼中,却是让他不屑一笑。 „Takes a look at your this morality and conduct. I told you, this was a good deed. If really useful you, you change from bad to good also arrived. Has a look on this day the palace, has a look on these Gods prominent appearance. Knows? If the God shows mercy, you have the opportunity to turn their. Therefore do not blame me not to tell you, has the opportunity to hold. Otherwise, you for a lifetime also to dead monster!” “瞧瞧你这德行。我告诉你,这可是件好事。若是真的用得上你们,你们时来运转的时候也就到了。看看这天宫,看看那些上神们显赫的样子。知道吗？要是天帝开恩,你们也是有机会变成他们的。所以别怪我没告诉你,有机会一定要抓住。不然,你一辈子也就是给死妖怪而已！” „How this words said” “此话怎讲”
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