MSG :: Volume #11

#1035: Mordey old immortal supernatural power is boundless

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„Welcome, welcome to visit the tonight's Mordey talk show. I am your good friends, your good partners, good teacher on your life road, is in the world best Eight Trigrams (gossip) dissemination person Mordey. Roush. I will give everybody to bring an endless satisfied night!” “欢迎,欢迎各位光临今晚的莫迪脱口秀。我是你们的好朋友,你们的好伙伴,你们人生路上的好导师,也是世界上最好的八卦传播人莫迪.劳什。我将给大家带来无尽满足的一夜！” Always by serious is not concerned about face to be famous, was called by the general viewer friends for the popular talk-show director of Mordey old immortal warmly has stood before own stage, and is offering an issue of program that oneself he has produced newly to the audience and to the camera. 向来以一本正经的不要脸而著称,被广大的观众朋友们热情地称呼为莫迪老仙的热门脱口秀节目主持人已经是站在了自己的舞台前,并且对着观众、对着摄像机送上了自己的他最新制作的一期节目。 „I believe that everybody recently feelings, that is terrified restless. In fact, I am also same. Everybody knows that I am very timid. Therefore I in hearing that moment of truth urinated directly the pants, then without enough time traded including the clothes, directly entered in my personal air-raid shelter. I remember that I and everybody has said that I fear death very much, therefore I have covered a small refuge shelter to myself specially. I can live in inside relieved for several years. Yes, I think I can stay relieved in my small refuge shelter several years. Has not thought that yesterday unexpectedly was brought an entire relocation team to look by my television station boss. They have removed my family's front door, but also has unloaded the wall of my refuge shelter. Then he also told me unexpectedly. Mordey, you must go to work, your also issue of program must do.” “我相信大家最近都有一种感觉,那都是惶恐不安的。事实上,我也一样。大家都知道我很胆小。所以我在听到事情真相的那一刻直接就尿了裤子,然后连衣服都来不及换,就直接钻进了我的私人防空洞里。我记得我和大家说过,我很怕死,所以我专门给自己盖了一个小避难所。我能在里面安心地生活十几年。是的,我本来以为我能安安心心地在我的小避难所里呆上个十几年的。没想到昨天居然被我的电视台老板带着一整个拆迁队找了上来。他们拆了我家的大门,还卸了我避难所的墙。然后他居然还告诉我。莫迪,你要上班了,你还有一期节目要做。” „You know that what at that time my response was? My God, quick judgment day. Do I also want to go to work unexpectedly?” “你知道当时我的反应是什么吗？哦,我的神啊,都快世界末日了。我居然还要上班？” Can become the gold medal director of television station, is wresting away some time of entire television station gold, Mordey naturally has the considerable foundation of basic skills. 能当上电视台的金牌主持人,霸占着整个电视台最黄金的一段时间,莫迪自然是有着相当的功底的。 He spoke humorously humorous, the expression naturally arrived, not only did not make people think uncomfortable, and had an inborn affinity. His speech is in addition serious, the style of but in fact actually quite not being concerned about face. Really receives the affection of present people. 他说话诙谐幽默,表情自然到位,既不让人觉得难受,又有一种天生的亲和力。再加上他那种说话一本正经,但是实际上却相当不要脸的行事风格。实在是非常受时下人们的喜爱。 Therefore as soon as he opens the phonograph, basically the audiences on the scene very much showed due respect for the feelings to smile. But saw such situation, Mordey accompanies these audiences to smile the period of time first, then both hands turned, have made under the movement of pressure. After audience peaceful, is earnest said. 所以他一拉开话匣子,基本上在场的观众都是很给面子地笑了起来。而看到这样的情形,莫迪先是陪着这些观众笑了一阵子,然后才双手一翻,做出了个下压的动作。待全场安静了之后,才认真得说道。 „Everybody, everybody. Everyone who I want to present knows that this world had anything. Two countries, counted by the 100 million innocent human. Under an evil plot poisoned tragically dies. This is human most catastrophe in history, is the biggest threat that human faces. Although I am only an entertainer of comedy, but I am also one of the human. Therefore, before the program starts, I want to make everybody has a look at my manner. But my manner is, Hydra, your this son-of-bitch, dies! I cursed you, your crazed bastards, I cursed you. Eats the excrement, goes to hell!” “各位,各位。我想在场的每一个人都知道这个世界发生了什么。两个国家,数以亿计的无辜人类。在一个邪恶的阴谋毒害下不幸罹难。这是人类有史以来的最大灾难,也是人类所面对的最大威胁。我虽然只是一个搞笑的艺人,但是我也是人类的一员。所以,在节目开始之前,我想让大家看看我的态度。而我的态度就是,九头蛇,你这个狗娘养的,去死吧！我诅咒你,你们这些丧心病狂的混蛋,我诅咒你。吃屎去吧,下地狱去吧！” The director of talk-show likely is not the master of ceremonies of any proper news. But the television program of Europe and America does not have the domestic that many art. The master of ceremonies basically wants saying that anything said anything, even if has any ungraceful phrase not to relate. Broadcasts later in any case time „bi” will replace with one. 脱口秀节目的主持人可不像是什么正经新闻的节目主持人。而欧美的电视节目也没有国内的那么多讲究。节目主持人基本上是想说什么就说什么的,就算是有什么不雅字眼也没有关系。反正后期播放的时候都会用一个“哔”来代替。 Moreover, although Mordey said many ungraceful phrases, however in his standpoint may not have what issue. Scolds goes too far some people who Hydra this matter scolded not to say his anything again. Perhaps also some people clap and cheer! Having no scruples that therefore he scolded radically. 而且,莫迪虽然说了不少的不雅字眼,但是他的立场上可没有什么问题。骂九头蛇这种事情骂的再过火也不会有人说他些什么。说不定还有人拍手称快呢！所以他根本骂的毫无顾忌。 However scolded two to be also good, talked endlessly is not his style. Moreover as a gold medal director, if only knows that curses at people, will then implicate own popularity without doubt. He may not have to handle the matter of this getting rid of one's capable subordinates silly. Therefore quick, he has subsided the angry look on oneself face, has exhibited a low and deep and sad appearance. 不过骂上两句也就行了,喋喋不休可不是他的风范。而且作为一个金牌主持人,如果只知道骂人的话,那么无疑是会拖累自己的人气的。他可没有那么傻去做这种自毁长城的事情。所以很快,他就平息了自己脸上的怒色,摆出了一副低沉而且悲伤的模样。 „I think that should have many viewer friends to be the same with me, has the deep hatred to this extreme evil counter- human organization. However I must remind your am, before you hate them, what must first remember is these fall guys. Hundred million fall guys! The conservative estimate surpassed 150 million human dead in this disaster. This was the human in history biggest sacrifice. These will possibly have your friend, your family member, your lover. However now, because of the plot of this evil organization, they could not return to side you again.” “我想应该会有很多观众朋友们和我一样,对这个极端邪恶的反人类组织有着深深的痛恨。但是我要提醒你们的是,在你们仇恨他们之前,首先要记得的是那些牺牲者。过亿的牺牲者！保守估计超过150000000的人类死在了这场灾难之中。这是人类有史以来最大的牺牲。这其中可能会有你的朋友,你的亲人,你的爱人。但是现在,因为这个邪恶组织的阴谋,他们再也回不到你们身边了。” „I know that you hate these damn executioners! However the present, I actually hopes that we can console the ghost that these die of punishment on a false charge innocently. Here, I proposed. All people present, fellow audiences before including television. I hope that we can the same place, pay silent tribute for these innocent people. Even if only then five minutes also good, making us sad and pities, informs these pitiful compatriots.” “我知道你们憎恨那些该死的刽子手！但是在现在,我却希望我们能慰藉那些无辜冤死的亡魂。在此,我提议。在座的所有人,包括电视机前的各位观众们。我希望我们能够一起,为这些无辜者进行默哀。就算是只有五分钟也好,让我们把悲伤和怜悯,告知这些可怜的同胞们。” No matter how Mordey thinks that but on the surface, he actually worked. Any extremely painful look is his reverent movement, has to touch the will of the people the ability. But under his lead, the entire scene is a silence. 不管莫迪心里是怎么想的,但是在表面上,他却是做足了功夫。无论是哪种沉痛的神色还是他那虔诚的动作,都有着能够打动人心的能力。而在他的带动下,整个现场都是一片寂静。 All people in bowing the head in silent mourning, some people as if were being said sores, immediately then cannot bear cry to make noise. But such situation uniform persistence the dozen minutes, has the institute slightly quite slow. But at this time, Mordey saw the director to the hand signal that oneself make, immediately on settles the throat clear , to continue to say. 所有的人都在低头默哀着,有些人似乎是被说中了伤处,当下便是忍不住哭出了声来。而这样的情况一致持续了十几分钟,才算是稍微地有所好缓。而这个时候,莫迪看到了现场导演对自己打的手势,立刻就清了清嗓子,继续说道。 „Sorry, everybody. Although I want to continue working this paying silent tribute very much. However in the time does not allow me such to do. The matter that therefore pays silent tribute can only stop. Now, making us say the proper matter.” “抱歉,各位。虽然我很想继续把这种默哀给进行下去。但是时间上并不允许我这么做。所以默哀的事情只能到此为止了。现在,让我们来说说正经的事情。” „I think that who everybody certainly is the honored guest who clear we invite today is? Right, this is the present most fiery topic character. He within, has caused around the world the public opinion stir of considerable degree. Here, I can say responsiblily, I envy him very much. Damn, perhaps on Earth, you can say that you do not know Tom. Kruse, does not know Leonardo. Tikha Purio, does not know Scarlet. Johnson, does not know Taylor. Swift. Even can say that you do not know Mordey. Roush. However you know certainly him. In world most irritable super heroic Earth towerman Smith. Week. Let us welcome the super hero of this sudden appearance by the applause, makes us use the applause to thank him all that makes in Britain.” “我想各位一定是都已经清楚了我们今天请来的嘉宾到底是谁？没错,这是如今最为火热的话题人物。他在全世界范围之内,都引起了相当程度的舆论轰动。在这里,我可以负责任的说,我很羡慕他。该死的,也许在地球上,你可以说你不认识汤姆.克鲁斯,不认识莱昂纳多.迪卡普里奥,不认识斯嘉丽.约翰逊,不认识泰勒.斯威夫特。甚至可以说你不认识莫迪.劳什。但是你一定认识他。世界上最火爆的超级英雄地球守望者史密斯.周。让我们以掌声欢迎这位异军突起的超级英雄,也让我们用掌声感谢他在英国所做的一切。” Mordey has drawn out today's key man half jokingly. But in scene pressings drumbeats, Smith. The week has been smiling, then on the scene was waving to all people lightly. 莫迪半开玩笑地引出了今天的关键人物。而就在现场一片紧促的鼓点中,史密斯.周已经是微笑着走了进来,然后平平淡淡地对着在场的所有人挥了挥手。 Needs to maintain the star entertainers of oneself acting career to be different by the audience with these, Smith. The week does not need these audiences to become own parents, therefore he naturally does not need to flatter to them desirably. But also this light manner, can actually all on the scene to have a natural feeling. 和那些需要靠观众来维持自己演艺事业的明星艺人们不同,史密斯.周并不需要这些观众来当自己的衣食父母,所以他自然也不需要对他们刻意奉承。而也正是这份平平淡淡的态度,却能让在场的所有人都产生一种理所应当的感觉。 Those words, are different at this time in those days. The past human treated as itself the absolute protagonist, recognized, for this world did not have their support not to be good. But all people naturally need to pass through their allowing, can have certain status in this world. Otherwise, manages you are any super hero, is any president emperor. It is not glad, your anything is not. 还是那句话,今时不同往日。以往的人类把自己当做绝对的主角,认为的是这个世界没有了他们的支撑就不行。而所有的人自然是需要经过他们的容许,才能在这个世界上拥有一定的地位。不然,管你是什么超级英雄,还是什么总统皇帝。一个不乐意,你就什么都不是。 But the present situation was not general human becomes the time of absolute protagonist. The world population has been short all of a sudden at least 1/60, but this also merely is only a start, no one had that assurance saying that this can finish. When next this situation appears on you, what you can depend upon is who? Government? Of course not, you can depend upon, only then super hero, moreover must be the formidable super hero. But in the current these super heroes, the Earth towerman who also only then this braves suddenly is most reliable, is most formidable one. 而现在的情况可不是什么广大人类成为绝对主角的时代了。世界人口一下子少了至少1,而这还仅仅只是个开始,谁也没有那个把握说这会是结束。当下一次这种情况出现在你身上的时候,你能依靠的是谁？政府吗？当然不是,你能依靠的只有超级英雄,而且还必须是强大的超级英雄。而在目前的这些超级英雄中,也只有这个突然冒出来的地球守望者才是最可靠,也是最强大的一个。 The world of present is human needs help from him, but is not he needs help from human. Situation that this type entire inverts lets his behavior, although is somewhat desolate, but has resounded with a warm applause. But Mordey who most is good at mediating rambled on at this time. 现在的这个世界是人类有求于他,而不是他有求于人类。这种整个颠倒过来的情况让他的行为虽然有些冷淡,但是还是引来了一片热烈的掌声。而最善于打圆场的莫迪更是在这个时候瞎扯道。 „Mister Zhou manner very modest, this point is different from these stars who we saw in the past. Naturally, this should also be. Because Mister Zhou does not need to take out money from belt-bag like these people, buys any movie ticket and peripheral anything.” “周先生的态度非常的谦虚,这一点和我们以往见到的那些明星们可不一样。当然,这也是应该的。因为周先生可不需要像那些人一样从各位的腰包里掏钱,买什么电影票和周边什么的。” Here, he exaggerated waved, then respectfully to Smith. The week bent the waist. 说到这里,他夸张地挥了挥手,然后恭恭敬敬地对着史密斯.周弯下了腰。 „Was good, please take a seat, mister of respect. I think that everybody present has certainly many issues to ask you. But I had found most valuable several. If you do not mind, can reply on these issues us slightly?” “好了,请入座,尊敬的先生。我想大家现在一定有很多问题想问你。而我则从中找到了最有价值的几个。如果你不介意的话,能不能就这些问题对我们稍稍地做些回答呢？” Does not know that is any reason is willing to present Smith in this talk show stage. The week hears this issue, smiled mystically, then nods, a school of scholarly style replied. 不知道是什么原因才愿意出现在这种脱口秀舞台上的史密斯.周听到这个问题,神秘地笑了笑,然后就点着头,一派儒雅风范地回答道。 „Naturally. Isn't this I presents the goal here?” “当然可以。这不就是我出现在这里的目的吗？” „That, the first issue!” “那么,第一个问题！” Abandons the link that the past these teased and played tricks on, Mordey looks own front Smith. The week, was intense has rubbed rubbing hands, then settled the throat clear, asked loud. 抛开了以往的那些调侃、戏弄的环节,莫迪看着自己面前的史密斯.周,紧张得搓了搓手,然后清了清嗓子,高声地发问了起来。 „Mister Zhou. Will you are, want why to save these to place the refugees above Britain?” “周先生。你是出于什么原因,才会想要去拯救那些身处在英国之上的难民呢？” This issue was asks on the drop, asked an idle talk. If there is changed a super hero here, these words asked simply why was equal to you wants to be a super hero same not to have the nutrition. However, what because of being being here is Smith. The week, is one by formidable existence that other super heroes recognize. This reply becomes especially meaningful. But also because of this, everyone, in front of the television of scene, has raised up the ear, wants to know that he will give what kind of reply. 这个问题算是问在了点子上,也算是问了一句废话。因为如果换了一个超级英雄在这里的话,这句话问的简直就等同于你为什么想做一个超级英雄一样没有营养。但是,正因是在这里的是史密斯.周,是一个被其他超级英雄公认的强大存在。这个回答才变得格外有意义。而也正是因为这样,每个人,不论是在现场的还是电视机前的,都竖起了耳朵,想要知道他到底会给出一个怎么样的回答。 In field a silence, Smith. The smiling face on week face actually becomes pondering especially. He thinks so all people on the scene, simultaneously sweeps to the vision of camera also can probably see that these sit the person in front of television are the same, the profound look makes people uneasy whether sitting or standing. When his answer says, directly has caused in an uproar. 场上一片寂静,史密斯.周脸上的笑容却变得格外的玩味。他就这么看着在场的所有人,同时扫向摄像机的目光也好像是能看到那些坐在电视机前的人一样,深邃的眼神让人坐立不安。而当他的答案说出口的时候,更是直接地引起了一片哗然。
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