MC :: Volume #7 奥创纪元

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„Everybody all cheer, you great, charming and unequalled Deadpool enters with the lights ablaze.” “大家一切欢呼,你们伟大、帅气、无与伦比的死侍闪亮登场。” In period of time show air/Qi full sound, a very flexible form jumped from the darkness. 在一阵子骚气十足的声音中,一个十分灵活的身影从黑暗当中蹦了出来。 The whole body of Deadpool wears the reddish black interaction the cerebral cortex leotard, has the curve feeling that the body serves as contrast under the clever movement very much. 死侍的全身身着红黑相间的皮质紧身衣,在灵巧的动作下将身体衬托的很有曲线感。 Somewhat cannot also help smiling in Fang Leng of auditorium, Deadpool enters the stage now is doing completely is jumping the ballet same movement. 正在观众席的方冷也是有些忍俊不禁,死侍现在出场完全是在做着跳芭蕾一样的运动。 This „dance step” show air/Qi is full, making people feel that cannot distinguish clearly Deadpool is male is the female. 这“舞步”骚气十足,让人都感到分不清死侍到底是男是女。 „Thump!” The footsteps that finally just scratches the surface all of a sudden fall, Deadpool Wade fell on the center of this arena steadily. “咚！”最后一下子蜻蜓点水的脚步落下,死侍韦德稳稳地落在了这竞技场的中央。 „pā pā ....... Hi, Buddy and fellow beautiful women, I am your level idols- Deadpool.” “啪啪.......嗨,各位伙计、各位美女,我是你们的级偶像———死侍。” Deadpool can be said as the extreme narcissism, he does not appear already, once is entering the scene then must become extremely outstanding. 死侍可以说是极度自恋,他不出现则已,一旦登场便是要变得极为抢眼。 Deadpool is standing on tiptoes the tip of the toe, came ballet revolving of 36 o, finally exhibits the S shape the posture, intentionally before appearing , after being raised, curls upwards. 死侍又踮着脚尖,来了个36o度的芭蕾般的旋转,最后摆出个s形的姿势,故意显得前凸后翘。 „Uh ....... Oh ........” facing Deadpool this show the side behavior, the audience of audience has not been the period of time astonished with puzzled. “呃.......哦........”面对死侍这骚的没边的行为,全场的观众也是一阵子惊愕和不解。 „Has a look to look, my buttocks do curl upwards?” Deadpool also intentionally digs to sell show. “看看看,我的屁股翘不翘？”死侍还故意撅起来卖骚。 Fang Leng in audience group sees Deadpool this behavior is also frowning, mused at heart Deadpool is also going too far of plays. 在观众群里的方冷看到死侍这种行为也是不由的皱了眉头,心里暗想死侍也是玩的过了火。 Shows off a coquettish Deadpool vision to sweep to with destruction Delatre in arena, on this grows the tall and strong guy of gray scale to stare one pair of ominous item to look to him. 卖弄完一通风骚的死侍目光又是扫向同在竞技场的毁灭者德拉特,这名身上长着灰色鳞片的魁梧大汉正瞪着一双凶目看向他。 „Hehehe, Friend ~~~ should not be ominous. We are come athletics one, do not result in eight lifetime deep hatred. Un, this. If I lost me to pay you again 300,000 dollars, did not deceive you absolutely.” “嘿嘿嘿,老兄~~~别那么凶吗。咱们都是来竞技一下的,别跟八辈子血仇似得。嗯,这样吧。要是我输了那么我个人再付给你300000美金,绝对不骗你。” Deadpool shrugs, to destroying teased with the happy Hehe Delatre of sound. 死侍耸耸肩,用乐呵呵的声音对毁灭者德拉特调侃道。 Destruction Delatre thoroughly was also enraged, brandishes two great fists then to pound toward Deadpool. 毁灭者德拉特也是被彻底激怒,挥舞两只巨拳便是朝死侍砸过来。 „Thump!” Great fist numerous pounding in arena ground, pavement forcefully pounded one pile of fissures. “咚！”巨拳重重的砸在竞技场地面上,水泥地被硬生生的砸出了一堆裂痕。 Deadpool is the skill is clever, when the opposite party fist falls several somersaults tumbled the one side. 死侍却是身手灵巧,在对方拳头落下之时几个跟头翻滚到了一旁。 „Strength also big ~~~” Deadpool fiercely jumps after avoiding, flew to kick then kicks the destruction Delatre's head. “力气还蛮大的吗~~~”死侍在躲开后又是猛地跃起,一记飞踢便是踢中了毁灭者德拉特的头部。 „~~~” grandiose such as Delatre of rhinocero angrily roars, brandishes the heavy blows to hit toward Deadpool. Deadpool moves aside by clever movement, Delatre heavy blows forcefully has one air tearing intermittently whistling the sound, but as before is actually not able to hit Deadpool. “嗷~~~”壮硕如犀牛的德拉特怒吼一声,挥舞重拳又是朝死侍打过去。死侍又是凭借灵巧的动作躲闪,德拉特重拳硬生生的将空气撕裂带起一阵阵呼呼声,但是却依旧是无法打中死侍。 The Deadpool skill is agile, but destruction Delatre the strength is very strong, but after all extremely in relying on the brute force, copes with the common match to be good, copes with Deadpool badly on was too far. 死侍身手本来就算是敏捷,而毁灭者德拉特虽然力量很强大,但是毕竟太过于依赖蛮力,对付一般的对手还行,对付死侍就差的太远了。 „Hehehe, looks strongly your results in cow, was too together amusing with you. also your such big fellow usually eats meal definitely eats much. If goes to the chamberpot convenience definitely to draw the full chamberpot? Oh, no. You were break to pieces chamberpot place directly. Oh ~~~ the buttocks greatly are cow ~~~ your not only buttocks are big, is the chrysanthemum certainly also big? Can be able to catch up with one foot?” “嘿嘿嘿,瞧你壮的跟牛似得,跟你一起太好玩了。还有你这样子的大块头平时吃饭肯定吃不少吧。而且要是去马桶方便肯定能拉满一马桶吧？哦,不。你是直接一屁股把马桶座碎了。唉~~~屁股大就是牛啊~~~你不但屁股大,菊花也一定大吧？能赶得上一英尺吗？” Deadpool is accepts a challenge flexible while sells show to result in spits the trough. Finally the entire audience teasing roar with laughter by the spitting trough of this heavy taste. 死侍是一边灵活应战一边卖骚似得吐槽。结果全场观众都是被这种重口味的吐槽给逗得哄堂大笑。 „Played to suffice with you.” A Deadpool also fiercely somersault leapt the destruction Delatre's top of the head. “跟你玩够了。”死侍也是猛地一个跟头跃到了毁灭者德拉特的头顶。 „Bastard!” Delatre was also angry, grasped toward the top of the head with a pair of great hand. “混蛋！”德拉特也是愤怒了,用一双巨手朝头顶抓来抓去。 However the Deadpool movement is actually the flexible astonishment, making Delatre this big fellow helpless. 但是死侍的动作却是灵活的惊人,让德拉特这个大块头无能为力。 „Looks to incur, looks to incur. Hits you, hits you.” Deadpool rides the neck defecates to this destruction Delatre's head beats a while, made that Delatre is comes under attack completely passively. “看招,看招。打你,打你。”死侍骑脖子拉屎般的对这毁灭者德拉特的头部一阵子拳打脚踢,弄得德拉特完全是被动挨打。 „~~~ bastard ~~~ gives me to get down.” Destruction Delatre can only angry roaring and sways the body, as before is actually not able to make Deadpool. “嗷~~~混蛋~~~给我下来。”毁灭者德拉特只能够一个劲的怒吼和摇晃身体,却依旧无法把死侍弄下来。 Thorough helpless Delatre has a specific use toward the ground in fiercely hits, wants in top of the head also to pound the Deadpool of entanglement in the ground. 彻底无能为力的德拉特猛地用头朝地面上一撞,想要把纠缠在头顶上的死侍也砸在地面上。 Deadpool sees the potential not to jump wonderfully fiercely, at this moment leaves Delatre head hitting the ground , is less than one second. 死侍见势不妙猛地跃起,此刻离德拉特头部撞地只有不到一秒。 „Thump!” Destruction Delatre's gigantic giant numerous collisions in the ground, the entire giant were smash in the cement floor under the brute force unexpectedly directly. “咚！”毁灭者德拉特硕大的巨头重重的撞在地面上,整个巨头在蛮力之下居然直接是砸进了水泥地面中。 Crossed dozens seconds of this destruction Delatre actually again not to crawl, obviously had been hit the corona. 过了数十秒这毁灭者德拉特却是没有再爬起来,显然已经是被撞晕。 „The Deadpool player wins.” The referee has judged the victory of Deadpool. “死侍选手获胜。”裁判宣判了死侍的胜利。 „Great, Deadpool. Too graceful!” Fang Leng Punisher is also extremely in high spirits. “好样的,死侍。太帅了！”方冷身旁的惩罚者也是极为兴高采烈。 Applause that the Fang Leng smile did not speak, Deadpool Wade with oneself is very familiar, the enemy of this rank to Wade simply was a piece of cake. Wade strict too earnest hitting, has not been playing the fight. 方冷微笑不语的鼓掌,死侍韦德跟自己已经是很熟悉了,这种级别的敌人对韦德来说简直是小菜一碟。韦德严格来说都没有太认真的打,一直是玩着战斗的。 Deadpool stretches out the arms like the star cheers to the entire audience: „Buddy and beautiful women, is Deadpool attractive to the fight that everybody does bring? Then continues, everybody shouted together: Deadpool, comes one again.” 死侍则是张开双臂像个明星一样对全场观众欢呼:“伙计们、美女们,死侍给大家带来的战斗好不好看？接下来继续,大家一起大喊:死侍,再来一个。” The entire audience really left „Deadpool, comes a shout again.” 全场观众果然出了“死侍,再来一个的喊声。” Deadpool happy cannot help but dances, perhaps the coquettish dance step sufficiently makes everyone on the scene glance unforgettablily. 死侍乐的不由自主的又是跳起舞来,风骚的舞步恐怕足以让在场的每一个人都过目难忘。 Afterward started rounds competitions, Deadpool makes the audience on the scene appreciate the grand feast that visions and senses of hearing had both by his flexible the mouth artillery of skill and comedy. Deadpool has sung the crosstalk, lets the atmosphere long-time liveliness in entire arena. 随后又是开始了一轮轮比赛,死侍凭借他灵活的身手和搞笑的嘴炮让在场观众欣赏了一场场视觉和听觉兼具的盛宴。死侍一直是唱相声,让整个竞技场里的气氛长久的活跃。 Also came more than ten competitions, Deadpool was smoothly won the victory. Somewhat is truly thorny besides final several, other Deadpool won is very smooth. 又是来了十多场比赛,死侍是场场都顺利地赢得胜利。除了最后几个确实有几分棘手外,其他场次死侍赢得都是十分顺利。 „Below 65 th, because the Deadpool player wins one after another. Other have not been possible with volunteer the player who it is a worthy opponent. Below is invited bringing up the rear player black leopard to come and Deadpool who we conduct the side one high under.” “下面第65场,因为死侍选手接连胜利。已经没有其他可与之匹敌的志愿参赛选手。下面有请我们举办方的压阵选手黑豹来与死侍一较高下。” „Black leopard?” The Fang Leng vision concentrates, the expression was also straight, more careful observation this arena. “黑豹？”方冷目光微凝,表情也是端正了些,更加仔细的观察这竞技场。 However in the Fang Leng heart is the period of time whispers, can this black leopard be the level hero who that Africa comes? This was also very difficult saying that after all impossible matter always that coincidence. 但是方冷心中是一阵子嘀咕,此黑豹会不会是那个非洲出身的级英雄呢？这也是很难说,毕竟不可能事情总是那么巧合。 Deadpool in the middle of arena beckoned with the hand, seems somewhat excited: Player who „you conduct the side? That estimate will be very interesting. Good, where making me have a look is sacred.” 在竞技场当中的死侍则是摆了摆手,似乎是有些兴奋:“你们举办方的选手？那估计会挺有趣。好吧,让我看看到底是何方神圣。” In another channel of arena, a form walked slowly. 在竞技场的另外一个通道里,一个身影缓缓地走了出来。 Quick then exposes in the line of sight of people. 很快便是暴露在众人的视线当中。 The Fang Leng vision closely decides on this player. Sees only this player black tight-fitting war clothes. The hood is similar black leopard. 方冷的目光紧紧地定在这选手身上。只见这选手一身黑色的紧身战衣。头罩则是类似一只黑色的豹子。 „Really is he?” Fang Leng also guessed. However some difficult insurance people not to pretend to be, the words that must confirm need further careful observation. “难道真是他？”方冷也是猜测。不过难保不会有人冒充,要确认的话需要进一步仔细的观察。 First sets a small target, for example 1 second remembers: The book lives in a strange or foreign place the cell phone version reading website: 先定个小目标,比如1秒记住:书客居手机版阅读网址:
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