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#57: Big while is small

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„What are you saying?” Hu Jiao'er complexion you changes, said with a smile forced: „I cannot understand.” “你在说什么？”胡娇儿脸色莜地一变,牵强笑道:“我听不懂。” Won't he see own is not little sister? Is impossible, will the method that he clearly only then Body Tempering boundary 9-layer, own solemn True Yuan Stage powerhouse resorts, how be given to see through by him? Let alone, own and little sister originally long general appearance, regardless of the sound or the shape have no difference, the old person who helps often also makes a mistake the own sisters two people status, how does he have this skill? 他不会看出自己不是小妹了吧？不可能啊,他分明只有淬体境九层,自己堂堂一个真元境强者耍出来的手段,怎会被他给看穿？更何况,自己与小妹本就长的一般模样,无论声音还是形态都没什么区别,帮里的老人时常还弄错自己姐妹两人的身份呢,他又如何有这份本事？ Yang Kai is looking at her lightly, said with a smile lightly: „Girl so said, isn't willing to acknowledge?” 杨开淡淡地望着她,轻笑道:“姑娘这般说,是不愿意承认了？” „What acknowledged? I really do not know that you are saying anything.” Hu Jiao'er is making the final effort. “承认什么呀？我真不知道你在说什么。”胡娇儿做着最后的努力。 Yang Kai rubbed the forehead, helpless said: „I words explanation white spot. The girls, you are not Hu Mei'er, I think that...... you should be her twin elder sister.” 杨开揉了揉额头,无奈道:“那我就把话说明白点了。姑娘,你不是胡媚儿,我想……你应该是她的双胞胎姐姐。” Hu Jiao'er stares, at once eats to say with a smile: „Why said?” 胡娇儿一愣,旋即吃吃笑道:“为何这么说？” this time she does not have to deny again strongly, but have a relish looks at Yang Kai, she also wants to know where own gives oneself away. If Yang Kai could not say first four earthly branches, that is clearly cheating own in the spoken language. 这一次她倒没再强硬否认,而是饶有兴致地看着杨开,她也想知道自己到底是在什么地方露出了马脚。如果杨开说不出个子丑寅卯,那分明就是在用言语诈自己了。 Perhaps he now is also only the doubts, cannot affirm, can therefore want own to open the mouth to acknowledge. In the Hu Jiao'er heart guessed. 可能他现在也只是疑惑,不敢肯定,所以才会要自己开口承认。胡娇儿心中猜测。 „Girl this was testing my eyesight.” Yang Kai is not angry, laughed, turns around to arrive at the table to take up that teacup that own drank tea a moment ago, sipped tastes: „Actually, I did not affirm you are Hu Mei'er, but I am certain now, you are not she!” “姑娘这是在考我的眼力了。”杨开也不恼,呵呵一笑,转身走到桌边拿起自己刚才喝茶的那个茶杯,抿了一口道:“其实,我一直都不肯定你到底是不是胡媚儿,但是现在我可以肯定了,你不是她！” The Hu Jiao'er look is startled, is actually clenching jaws that hates, originally the words were really the probe! Irritated me! This miss True Yuan Stage martial artist, one is not paying attention unexpectedly the say/way of Body Tempering boundary boy, this may really be in the sewers capsizes, loses face. 胡娇儿神色一怔,却是恨的咬牙切齿,原来刚才的话真的是试探啊！气死我了！本姑娘一个真元境的武者,竟然一不留神着了个淬体境小子的道,这可真是阴沟里翻船,丢尽了脸面。 Denied again did not have the meaning, Hu Jiao'er smiled one tenderly, was sideways to sit on the fragrant bed, the enchanting stature was partly visible, the beautiful pupil sized up Yang Kai, the sound is asking gently: „When do you from start to begin to have suspicions?” 再否认下去也没意思了,胡娇儿娇笑一声,侧身坐在香床上,妖娆身材若隐若现,美眸打量着杨开,声音轻柔地问道:“你从什么时候开始起疑的？” „Drinking tea time.” Yang Kai knocked the teacup on own, „, although the tea aroma is pleasant, actually cannot cover the woman fragrance on cup, moreover rim here also has a light hickey, I think that this teacup should be some people had used some time ago? But that talent is the Hu Mei'er miss.” “喝茶的时候。”杨开敲了敲自己手上的茶杯,“虽然茶香宜人,却没能掩盖住杯子上的女人香气,而且杯口这里还有个淡淡的唇印,我想这茶杯应该是不久前才有人用过吧？而那个人才是胡媚儿姑娘。” „Depends on this point, you then think that I amn't Mei'er?” Hu Jiao'er stunned. “就凭这一点,你便认为我不是媚儿？”胡娇儿愕然。 „Naturally incessantly this point.” Yang Kai shakes the head slowly, what „second makes me begin to have suspicions is your makings! I do not think that only separated more than ten days of time, makings of woman can have the tremendous changes. Said thinking highly words, Mei'er miss charming slightly obviously immature, but miss your charming of is actually the unusual conditions.” “当然不止这一点。”杨开缓缓摇头,“第二个让我起疑的是你的气质！我不认为只隔了十几天时间,一个女人的气质能发生翻天覆地的变化。说句恭维的话,媚儿姑娘的妩媚稍显稚嫩,而姑娘你的妩媚却是浑然天成。” „This saying I like listening.” The Hu Jiao'er covering the mouth chuckle, „continued, but also?” “这话我爱听。”胡娇儿掩口轻笑,“继续说,还有没有了？” „Third, the Mei'er miss body of you and is quite fragrant similar, but the words of careful taste, have the difference, her fragrance is sweet, your fragrance is slightly elegantly simple.” “第三,你与媚儿姑娘身上的体香极为相似,但仔细品味的话,却又有不同,她的香气甘甜,你的香气略显淡雅。” „Brat!” Hu Jiao'er complexion pink, Yang Kai this undisguised words made her be somewhat hard to practice moderation, remember for the sacrifice that to test him made, Hu Jiao'er wished one could a palm of the hand front confident man to crank up the meat patty a moment ago. “臭小子！”胡娇儿面色粉红,杨开这露骨的话让她有些难以自持,想起刚才为了试探他而做出的牺牲,胡娇儿恨不得一巴掌把面前这个侃侃而谈的男人拍成肉饼。 „Fourth......” Yang Kai disregarded Hu Jiao'er to eat the look of person, continued. “第四……”杨开无视了胡娇儿吃人的眼神,继续说着。 „Also......” Hu Jiao'er was startled, her didn't expect this Body Tempering boundary martial artist brat saw so many flaws radically unexpectedly, originally she also thinks flawlessly. “还有啊……”胡娇儿吃惊了,她根本没想到这个只有淬体境武者的臭小子居然看出了这么多破绽,本来她还以为天衣无缝的呢。 „Hehe, the fourth point was the wound on miss your foot. That injury seems like sprains, actually is actually your own transports/fortunes the merit to shake the wound from the interior. This is the biggest faulty stroke in handwriting, the Mei'er miss, although is young female, actually is also martial artist, possibly so to be how easy to sprain the foot of own?” “呵呵,第四点便是姑娘你脚上的伤了。那伤势看起来象是扭伤,其实却是你自己运功从内部震伤的。这是最大的败笔,媚儿姑娘虽然是个少女,却也是武者,怎么可能这么容易就扭伤自己的脚？” „This actually my negligence.” Hu Jiao'er nods gently, at that time is only thinking how to let the Yang Kai fell into a trap, has not actually thought was so profound. “这倒是我的疏忽。”胡娇儿轻轻点头,那时候只想着如何让杨开中计了,却没想的这么深远。 raised the head, sees Yang Kai still to ponder, Hu Jiao'er not less than said: „Do not tell me, you also saw what flaw.” 抬起头来,见杨开还在沉思,胡娇儿不啻道:“可别告诉我,你还看出什么破绽了。” Hu Jiao'er supports is not convinced, how own thinks that was full of holes the perfect matter to his here? He analyzes also rationally, letting the person is unable to refute. 胡娇儿挺不服气的,怎么自己以为完美的事情到他这里就破绽百出了呢？偏偏他分析的还头头是道,让人无从反驳。 This brat looks at was really sick! 这臭小子看着真厌烦！ He must also dare saying that the words of what flaw, the great-aunt must want him to be attractive, does not understand looks at others complexion. 他要还敢说有什么破绽的话,姑奶奶非得要他好看,一点都不懂的看人家脸色。 „That did not say.” The Yang Kai brow wrinkled the wrinkle. “那就不说也罢。”杨开眉头皱了皱。 Listened to him saying that Hu Jiao'er is not glad actually, the beautiful pupil cold frost, the faint smile was sweet, Yin Ya/silver tooth bit to say tightly: „Said!” 听他这么说,胡娇儿倒是不乐意了,美眸寒霜,浅笑嫣然,银牙紧咬道:“说！” „Does not say!” Yang Kai shakes the head. “还是不说了！”杨开摇头。 Hu Jiao'er gets angry: „I made you say that you said that where had like you hangs the person appetite.” 胡娇儿怒道:“我让你说你就说,哪有象你这样吊人胃口的。” Yang Kai smiles bitterly: „I feared that says will annoy miss angry/vitality.” 杨开苦笑一声:“我怕说出来会惹姑娘生气。” The Hu Jiao'er phoenix eye narrows the eyes: „Annoys my angry/vitality? What was that surely not good matter?” 胡娇儿凤眼一眯:“惹我生气？那定是什么不好的事情了？” „Em.” “恩。” „I must listen.” “那我就更要听一听了。” „But you must guarantee that not angry/vitality is good.” “可你得保证不生气才行。” „You did not say how I do know own to be able angry/vitality?” “你都不说,我如何知道自己会不会生气？” „That even.” “那就算了。” „You...... you do not know, when has the dispute with the woman, makes concessions one step?” Hu Jiao'er hates secretly, this boy looks at is astute, is actually a youth, a point puzzled character and style. “你……你就不知道在和女人发生纠纷的时候,退让一步的？”胡娇儿暗恨不已,这小子看着精明,其实是个愣头青,一点都不解风情。 „Draws back one step, I will be injured, I thought that...... I cannot be victorious you.” The Yang Kai complexion is earnest. “退一步,我会受伤,我觉得……我打不过你。”杨开脸色认真。 „Calculates that you also a little know the limitation!” Hu Jiao'er happily smiles, the body curls up wind, strolls to arrive at the table from fragrant bed that the clothing sat lightly, looks at Yang Kai, the hesitation moment said charming and sultry: „Good, I ensure cannot be mad your.” “算你还有点识相！”胡娇儿得意一笑,身子卷起一股风,从香床那漫步来到桌边,衣衫翩跹地坐了下来,风情万种地看着杨开,沉吟片刻道:“好吧,我保证不会生你的气。” „The guarantee do not hit me.” “也保证别打我。” „Ok!” Hu Jiao'er is clenching teeth to reply, „you told me, what was this final flaw?” “行！”胡娇儿咬着牙答道,“你告诉我,这最后的破绽是什么？” Yang Kai stern saying: „Actually, is not the flaw, is only the miss you and Mei'er miss long is not quite same.” 杨开正色道:“其实,也不算破绽,只是姑娘你和媚儿姑娘长的不太一样罢了。” „Where different?” Hu Jiao'er strange saying, own and little sister are completely a mold carves, where will have what different place? “哪里不一样了？”胡娇儿奇道,自己和小妹完全就是一个模子刻出来的呀,哪会有什么不一样的地方？ Yang Kai pounds pounds the mouth well, hesitates long time, to speak haltingly saying: „Your buttocks, big, while is small! Is inferior to the symmetry of Mei'er miss!” 杨开砸吧砸吧嘴,迟疑好半晌,才嗫嚅道:“你的屁股,一边大,一边小！不如媚儿姑娘的匀称！” A these words exit|to speak, Hu Jiao'er the complexion is red in an instant, a Yuan Qi fierce eruption of True Yuan Stage, in the room the strong winds howl immediately. 这句话一出口,胡娇儿霎那间脸色通红,一身真元境的元气凶猛爆发,屋内顿时狂风呼啸。 „Remembers that you guaranteed a moment ago!” The Yang Kai surface does not change lustful intent not to jump, reminded one lightly. “记得你刚才的保证！”杨开面不改色心不跳,淡淡地提醒了一句。 Hu Jiao'er astonishing imposing manner withers suddenly, the air/Qi whole body trembles is not good to manifest suddenly, Yin Ya/silver tooth almost bit, good long time to pound on the table indignantly, scolds one tenderly: „Fart!” 胡娇儿惊人的气势陡然萎缩下来,气的浑身发抖却又不好发作,一口银牙差点都咬碎了,好半晌才愤愤地一拍桌子,娇叱一声:“放屁！” A miss each family, even this grade of swearing exploded, it can be imagined Hu Jiao'er indignant. 一个姑娘家家,连这等粗口都爆了出来,可想而知胡娇儿有多气愤。 This the brat of being cut to pieces, appraises the buttocks of own unexpectedly big while is small, is this words that a man should say? own where big while was small? Clearly very symmetrical good? 这该千刀万剐的臭小子,竟然评价自己的屁股一边大一边小,这是个男人应该说出来的话么？自己哪里一边大一边小了？分明很匀称的好不好？ The brat, you feared that does not know how the dead characters write? 臭小子,你怕是不知道死字怎么写的吧？
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