MI :: Volume #33

#3295: Said the body


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Heavenly Emperor, this young animal very happy jumps, today revered him pulled out ruthlessly, later took care obedient.” 大帝,这小崽子很欢跳,本天尊将他狠狠的抽了一顿,以后保管听话。” The old comfortable words have not said, sees a Yuan Shi Tian Zun of Daoist robe, dragging the tongue to stretch out, Fire Qilin that the whole body trembles enters the Daoist temple. 老道张自在的话还没说完,就看到一身道袍的元始天尊,拖着舌头伸出,浑身颤栗的火麒麟进入道观。 The old taoist priest body trembles was fiercer...... 老道士身体哆嗦的更厉害了…… Yuan Shi Tian Zun saw the old taoist priest of waking, on the face showed the smile of good intentions, supple sound said: You are today revere under the disciple, before Heavenly Emperor lets today revere to bestow your chance, can you be willing to accept?” 元始天尊看到了醒过来的老道士,脸上露出善意的微笑,柔声道:“你算是本天尊座下弟子,之前大帝让本天尊赐你一场机缘,你可愿接受?” The old taoist priest imitates, if sheep epilepsy manifested suddenly generally, the body shakes crazily, said: No, this is false, will Yuan Shi Tian Zun manifest a spirit? The old say/way is definitely having a dream......” 老道士仿若羊癫疯发作了一般,身体狂抖,道:“不,这是假的,元始天尊怎么会显灵?老道肯定还是在做梦……” After the old taoist priest spoke these words, a Palestinian slap on own face, only heard slightly ka scratched sound, the old taoist priest is crooked the mouth, ignorant a face compelled but actually. 老道士说完这句话后,一巴掌扇在了自己的脸上,只听到细微的‘咔擦’声,老道士歪着嘴,一脸懵逼的倒了下去。 Before fainting, is crooked the mouth pain to shout: „, Does not seize, mew mew......” 晕倒之前,歪着嘴痛呼道:“不似,捉,咪咪……” What he wants saying that does not have a dream...... 他想说的是,不是做梦…… The mouth was why crooked, words saying that is not agile. 为何嘴巴歪了,话都说不利索了。 Hasn't related with me?” The genesis looked that said to Feng Hao. “跟我没关系吧?”元始看向风浩道。 Relations are very big!” “关系很大!” The Feng Hao sincere say/way, the genesis said that shocking everybody words, perhaps the old say/way will not faint for the second time, what is more serious, oneself mouth pulling out crookedly. 风浩正色道,要不是元始说了那番惊世骇俗的话,说不定老道就不会第二次晕过去了,更严重的是,自个将嘴巴给抽歪了。 The genesis loosen falls a hoof of Fire Qilin, whispered: This managed difficultly, today reveres under the place, disciple who never receives the worthless people......” 元始松掉火麒麟的一只蹄子,嘀咕道:“这就难办了,本天尊座下,从不收歪瓜裂枣的弟子……” Feng Hao suddenly, no wonder these are the members of the Hanlin Academy person, male abundant god like jade, female appearance, if angel. 风浩恍然,难怪那些位列仙班的人,男的丰神如玉,女的貌若天仙。 Originally after screening, is really the dark paradise. 原来都是经过筛选的,真是黑暗的仙界啊。 Since reveres the relations with today, bestows his chance on pushing someone take on a difficult job......” “既然跟本天尊有关系,就勉为其难的赐给他一场机缘吧……” Yuan Shi Tian Zun right hand void move, immediately an ancient streamer that fills with the plain aura leapt up from void, flap flap makes noise. 元始天尊右手虚空一招,顿时一个充满古朴气息的古幡从虚空中蹿了出来,猎猎作响。 „The axe blade of Pangu axe?” “盘古斧的斧刃?” Feng Hao was startled, ancient Fan who that Yuan Shi Tian Zun looks, has to make him feel the familiar aura. 风浩怔了一下,那元始天尊找来的古幡,有着让他感到熟悉的气息。 The streamer surface appeared an antiquity big god epoch-making unsurpassed scene , the streamer body has the Heavenly Dao engraved inscription to surround, streamer within the body even also had day of symbol lu appearing intermittently. 幡面显现出一副上古大神开天辟地的无上景象,幡体则有天道铭文环绕,幡体内甚至还有开天符箓隐现其中。 The five colors rays of light shine various heaven, the Pangu Saint prestige deterrent entire world! 五色毫光照耀诸天,盘古圣威威慑寰宇! This is a card magic weapon that today reveres, Pangu streamer, is in various heaven the most supreme good fortune divine tool, what a pity is unable the world of mortals, this to be only a wisp clone.” “此乃本天尊的证道法宝,盘古幡,也是诸天中最至高无上的造化神器,可惜无法下界,这只是一缕分身。” Yuan Shi Tian Zun detected that in Feng Hao eye wiped to shock, is especially self-satisfied, but this throughout is only clone of Pangu streamer, without the means shows it the prestige energy as good fortune divine tool. 元始天尊察觉到了风浩眼中的那抹震撼,尤为得意,不过这始终只是盘古幡的分身,没办法展现出它身为造化神器的威能。 Is good because, must march into under his Confucian orthodoxy old comfortably, the Pangu streamer has more than enough to spare. 好在,要将老道张自在步入他的道统下,盘古幡绰绰有余。 The genesis closes the eye, the mouth mumbles, the Pangu streamer flies away from his hand, hovering on the Coma old say/way. 元始闭上眼睛,嘴里念念有词,盘古幡从他手中飞离,悬停在了昏迷的老道身上。 Immediately, on the Pangu streamer appears intermittently the mysterious engraved inscription, is very complex, but Feng Hao actually clearly becomes aware, even feels somewhat familiar. 顿时,盘古幡上隐现出玄奥的铭文,很复杂,但风浩却明悟的很,甚至感到有些熟悉。 That is the deep meaning of Pangu main road,...... this Taoist trinity could also be his same lineage/vein disciple. 那就是盘古大道的奥义,算起来……这三清也算得上是他的同脉弟子了。 Quick that the time passes, the Pangu main road has passed to the old comfortableness, even also restored the dantian of old within the body with the meridians, complete such as beginning appearance, cultivates to a level higher. 时间过的很快,盘古大道已经传给了老道张自在,甚至还修复了老道体内的丹田跟经脉,完好如初的样子,修为更上一层楼。 After handling these, the genesis takes back the Pangu streamer hastily, as if the Pangu streamer beams with joy meets the moment, is to blaspheming of Pangu streamer. 搞定这些后,元始连忙收回盘古幡,似乎盘古幡多露脸一会片刻,都是对盘古幡的亵渎。 Cannot think that today reveres receives a mortal...... genesis to shake the head to say for the disciple unexpectedly, is uncomfortable at heart very much. “想不到本天尊竟然收一个凡人为弟子……”元始摇了摇头道,心里很不是滋味。 It is paradise forehead one of the three immortal emperors, his disciple little said that is also the paradise famous immortal. 本身就是仙界天庭的三大仙帝之一,他的弟子少说也是仙界声名远播的大仙。 However, a mortal, is predestined friends to become his disciple unexpectedly, damn . 然而,一个凡人,竟有缘成为他的弟子,见鬼了,真是。 Thought owes very much?” Feng Hao looks at the genesis. “是不是觉得很亏?”风浩看着元始。 The genesis is the sincere founder, strokes under the chin to steadily, nods saying: This old Dao Ancestor grave little said that braved thousand hundred zhang (333 m) light smokes, otherwise, without this grade of chance, was exactly good to run into us......” 元始是个实诚的祖师,一捋颔下长须,点了点头道:“这老道祖坟少说冒了千百丈青烟,否则的话,没这等机缘,恰好不好遇到了我们……” You had a look at his aptitude to say again.” “你看看他的资质再说。” Feng Hao mouth corner has a smile, the well-meaning reminder , the genesis gawked, the doubt vision looked to the old comfortableness, in the pupil light has delimited together none, shivering that later the whole person body cannot suppress. 风浩嘴角含笑,善意的提醒了下,元始愣了一下,狐疑的目光看向老道张自在,眸光中划过一道精光,随后整个人身体抑制不住的颤抖。 Said the body!” “道体!” The genesis calls out in alarm makes noise, said that body millennium rare Taoism sacred body, inborn is intimate. 元始惊呼出声,道体千年难得一件的道家圣体,天生就对道非常亲近。 Has the person of body, so long as into the gate of Taoism, practice meets ten thousand li in a day absolutely. Even, without a bottleneck saying. 身怀道体的人,只要入了道家的门,修行绝对会一日千里。甚至,没有瓶颈一说。 Other cultivating true virtue practices, the breakthrough of each Realm, needs with a sudden burst to attack, but has the member of body, might drink water very much saw the light suddenly, then Realm broke. 别的修真者修行,每个境界的突破,都需要卯足劲去冲击,但拥有道体的修士,很有可能喝口水就顿悟了,然后境界就破了。 Also possibly urinates, was pondering the urine incites to the telephone pole on, can the electricity to own chicken childhood, break through suddenly. 也可能撒泡尿,思考着尿液滋到电线杆上,会不会电到自己小鸡儿时,突然就又突破了。 Said the body, is completely the unreasonable physique. 道体,完全是不讲道理的体质。 The genesis rubs the eyes, does not believe that greatly this old taoist priest can says unexpectedly the body, as if with record in is not same. 元始揉了揉眼睛,还是不大相信这个老道士居然会是道体,似乎跟记载中的不大一样啊。 Uh-huh! 嗯哼! The old comfortable body moved, later opens the eyes slowly, the seeing place sees Feng Hao with a genesis face concerned look. 老道张自在身体动弹了下,随后缓慢地睁开双眼,入目处就看到风浩跟元始一脸关切的神色。 „, Hehe!” “呵,呵呵!” The old say/way laughed foolishly, pinched under the thigh meat while convenient secretly, sore looking fierce, proved indirectly this does not have a dream. 老道憨笑了起来,顺便偷偷地掐了下大腿肉,疼的龇牙咧嘴,也间接证明了这不是做梦。 How feels?” Genesis infinite concerned asking. “感觉如何?”元始无限关切的问道。 Has saying that genesis person does not have the moral integrity very much, before added that the old Dao Ancestor grave braves the light smoke, but feels now, the old say/way seems like his sweetheart to be the same. 不得不说,元始此人很没有节操,之前还说老道祖坟冒青烟,但现在给人的感觉,老道像是他的情人一样。 ! 呃! The Feng Hao stomach is very uncomfortable, wants to spit. 风浩胃很难受,想吐。 Under the imagination, Yuan Shi Tian Zun always said to one, said lovingly sentence how does feel?’, That picture...... the acid is crisp. 想象下,元始天尊对一个老道,含情脉脉的说了句‘感觉如何?’,那画面……酸爽。 The old say/way is afraid very much, genesis that ambiguous look, making him clamp the both legs subconsciously, was also afraid very much intensely very much. 老道很害怕,元始那暧昧的眼神,让他下意识夹紧了双腿,很紧张也很害怕。 I am all right, is really the senior jade clear Yuan Shi Tian Zun of Taoist trinity founder?” The old say/way aroused the courage to ask. “我没事,前辈真是三清祖师的玉清元始天尊?”老道鼓足了勇气问道。 ! 咳! The genesis coughs lightly, strokes to, shoulders single-handedly after behind, the makings of features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality, sincere say/way: Today reveres jade clear Yuan Shi Tian Zun, from now on will also be your teacher, but you...... will be under the place that today reveres the disciple.” 元始轻咳一声,一首捋须,一手背负在身后,仙风道骨的气质,正色道:“本天尊正是玉清元始天尊,从今往后也是你的师尊,而你……将是本天尊的座下弟子。” Buzz! 嗡! Shortly, the old body shakes such as shakes chaff, in the eye full is the unbelievable color, said: „Am I having a dream?” 顷刻间,老道身体抖如筛糠,眼中满是难以置信之色,道:“我是不是在做梦?” The old say/way pinched under the thigh again, un, is very sore, this truly does not have a dream. 老道再次掐了下大腿,嗯,很疼,这确实不是做梦。 passes! 噗通! Old say/way very agile kneeling bends down in the place, knocked three knocks continuously, said: Disciple opens comfortably, pays a visit the teacher!” 老道非常利索的跪伏在地,连续磕了三个响头,道:“弟子张自在,拜见师尊!” Un, gets up! Opens comfortably...... comfortable comfortable, cultivates the comfortable immortal, good.” “嗯,起来吧!张自在……自在自在,修得自在长生,不错。” The genesis likes the name of old say/way very much, exactly said that...... liked the say/way body of old say/way. 元始很喜欢老道的名字,确切的说……喜欢上了老道的道体。 In this time, has the person of body currently, who said that which step does not permit him to arrive, perhaps goes to Jade Dragon Snow Mountain to rest several days to think, possibly crosses the tribulation to be struck by lightning ahead of time. 在当下这个时代,拥有道体的人,谁也说不准他能够走到哪一步,说不定去玉龙雪山睡个几天觉,就可能提前渡劫被雷劈。 This Saint cannot get up, did not call to open comfortably, genesis your old goods, after this Saint awakened, did not report this hatred/enemy Shi not......, was the beast, was not right, vowing for was not the Saint.” “本圣起不来,也不叫张自在,元始你个老货,待本圣觉醒后,不报此仇誓不为人……呃,为兽,不对,誓不为为圣。” Suddenly, Fire Qilin of one side punched inadequate human appearance, is staring at the giant dark pouche, stood swayingly, probably is drunk, a hoof pointed at Feng Hao to scold. 突然,一旁被揍的不成人样的火麒麟,盯着巨大的黑眼圈,晃晃悠悠站了起来,像是喝醉了酒,一只蹄子指着风浩就骂了起来。 The Feng Hao look is ugly, sinking sound said: „Was eye hit by the genesis blindly?” 风浩神色非常难看,沉声道:“眼睛被元始打瞎了?” Thump! 咯噔! The Fire Qilin eyeball stares, this discovered that referred to the wrong person, the frightened whole body trembled, has not held the thigh of Feng Hao to beg for mercy on the difference. 火麒麟眼珠子一瞪,这才发现指错人了,吓的浑身哆嗦,就差没抱着风浩的大腿求饶了。
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