MTGOP :: Volume #5 饮日吞月

#790: The beluga life span is extremely long!


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The dusk afterglow knocks down by the window curtain on the face, in the mosquito net, a pretty youngster rubs the eyes, empty opens the eyes, uncomfortable looks at Sun of out of the window. 黄昏的余辉透过窗帷打落在脸上,蚊帐内,一名眉清目秀的少年揉了揉眼睛,虚睁双眼,不爽的看着窗外的太阳。 Really, initially purchased homes has not arranged the position, the angle was too rotten!” “真是,当初买房没定好位置,角度太烂了!” Stands up from failure, the youngster preparation continues to rest, but quick knock resounds. 翻个身,少年准备继续睡,但很快一阵敲门声响起。 Thump! Thump! Thump! 咚!咚!咚! Rowen, I know that you at home, come out a bit faster!” 罗恩,我知道你在家,快点出来!” Reaching an agreement to accompany me to buy to be new PX4, do not want to run away!” “说好陪我去买新出PX4,别想逃!” Opens the door opens the door, do not think that hides does not make noise in, I know you at home!” “开门呀开门呀,别以为躲在里面不出声,我知道你在家!” The sound fortunately, broadcast with the snow aunt audio frequency of ghost livestock brainwashing from the beginning afterward directly repeatedly, the demon sound fills the brain simply. 声音一开始还好,后来直接用鬼畜洗脑的雪姨音频反复播放,简直魔音灌脑。 kā cā! 咔擦 The youngster forehead jumps Cross, uncomfortable stands: Shut up asshole! You are the woman go to bathroom, why can drag a person together?!” 少年额头迸起十字,不爽的站起来:“闭嘴啊混蛋!你是女人去上厕所吗,为什么非要拖一个人一起?!” I, no matter, you reach an agreement accompanies me to go together, what to do do I alone go to my father to ask when the time comes? This was my hard thanks for the trouble saved several years of new year's money painstakingly!” “我不管,你说好的陪我一起去,我一个人去的话到时候俺爹问起来怎么办?这可是我辛辛苦苦存了几年的压岁钱啊!” Then, that person of sound became the hidden bitterness suddenly. 说罢,那人声音忽然变得幽怨了起来。 „Before my family played PX3 called others slightly sweet, now the rookie changes the early man, asked people the cattle madame...... to cry chirp, Pure Yang dregs male who your did not have the conscience!” “之前在我家玩PX3的时候叫人家小甜甜,现在新人变旧人,就叫人家牛夫人……哭唧唧,你个没良心的纯阳渣男!” Dead yellow did chicken, Pure Yang eat your family rice?!” “死黄鸡,纯阳吃你家大米了?!” A Rowen pillow flings, pounds in the gate. 罗恩一枕头甩过去,砸在门上。 After ten minutes, is stepping on the setting sun afterglow, two youngster walk on the sidewalk under tree shade. 十分钟后,踩着夕阳余晖,两名少年走在树荫下的人行道上。 Rowen open/stretch big mouth hit, both hands hugged after the brain, to short hair youngster shrivelled mouth of whole face anticipation. 罗恩张大嘴打了个哈切,双手抱在脑后,冲身旁满脸期待的短发少年瘪瘪嘴。 clear(ly) knows how many years the so-called new model mechanical games could not need to be eliminated, how can actually be expensive first round day of flying to buy in this price as before...... should say? Is yellow chicken, the person the silly money are worthily many?” “明知道所谓的新款游戏机要不了几年就会被淘汰,却依旧要在这个价格贵得飞起的首发日去买……该怎么说?不愧是黄鸡,人傻钱多?” „, Said sanely spends with you are same! The initial cost buys a second-hand house dead the person, although old person passed away at home is very normal, house also less than one year, but don't you fear to terrify?” “切,说得跟你理智消费过一样!原价买一套二手房还是死过人的,虽说老人家在家里过世很正常,房子也才一年不到,但你也不怕瘆得慌?” Hehe, my 16 years old of entire purchases homes.” “呵呵,我16岁全款买房。” Plays the ox head person soldier to be bullied by the master, returns to the trade union to find the person to hold the thigh, finally both perishes, therefore opposite has G to look for the work room to encircle kills, the 700 block ocean, killed an opposite party on the winding!” “玩个牛头人战士被法师欺负,回工会找人抱大腿,结果双双殒命,于是出G找工作室围杀对面,七百块大洋啊,杀了一次对方就下线了!” Hehe, my 16 years old of entire purchases homes.” “呵呵,我16岁全款买房。” Spends tens of thousands to run up to X continents to be risky, finally stayed one in the evening, disliking the mosquito are many, others were responsible for the team looking dumbfounded.” “花几万块跑到X洲冒险,结果就呆了一晚上,嫌蚊子多,人家负责团队都看傻眼了。” Hehe, my 16 years old of entire purchases homes.” “呵呵,我16岁全款买房。” Youngster: „......” 少年:“……” „ Can we purchase homes not to mention this matter? Your guardian is “咱能别提买房这件事了吗?你的监护人是俺爹,算起来我们也是一家人。” „, You acknowledged the person on one's own side silly money many......” “哦,那你承认自己人傻钱多……” Youngster: „......” 少年:“……” On this day, was chats. 这天,算是聊死了。 Two young handsome fellows, head store Hsintien try the camp today, spends 50 then to receive to pull out the lottery ticket fully, wins ten thousand Yuan award!” “两位小帅哥,今天本店新店试营,消费满50即可领取抽奖券,赢取万元大奖哦!” Suddenly, near the street by a sweets shop, the small elder sister delightful sound attracted two people to pay attention. 忽然间,街道边一家甜品店旁,小姐姐甜美的声音吸引了两人注意。 shuā! 唰! Two people have turned the head simultaneously, but stated differently, was called a Rowen's youngster face to ponder, another youngster face is frightened and resistance. 二人同时转过头去,但不同的是,被称之为罗恩的少年一脸玩味,另一名少年则一脸惊悚与抗拒。 Meanwhile along with a sympathy, making cruising small elder sister incomparably compel ignorant. 同时伴随着点点同情,让揽客的小姐姐无比懵逼。 Really has ten thousand Yuan award? Isn't the goods reward or a voucher kind of thing?” “真的有万元大奖?不是啥物品奖励又或者消费券一类的东西?” Works as...... naturally.” “当……当然。” Small elder sister inexplicable anxious saying with a smile, but stemming from work earnest responsible attitude, replied rapidly: Big red package that with the New Year approaching, the boss installed, percentage hundred real paper money!” 姐姐莫名紧张的笑道,但出于对工作认真负责的态度,还是迅速回答道:“快过年了,老板装的大红包,百分百真钞!” That is good.” “那就好。” After ten minutes,...... 十分钟后…… Happy...... welcome will visit next time!” “欢……欢迎下次光临!” Under several sales clerk in addition shop boss gazes, two people pushed a mountain bike to walk anxiously. 在几个店员外加店老板紧张的注视下,两人推着一辆山地自行车走了出来。 A Rowen silence, turns head: „The bicycle of this Class 2 prize do you want? I prepared to grow up tested the driver's license to buy the car(riage) directly, could not use.” 罗恩一阵沉默,扭头:“这二等奖的自行车你要吗?我准备成年了考驾照直接买车,用不上。” Shuts up your dead Ou sovereign! The beluga life span is extremely short!” “闭嘴你个死欧皇!欧鳇寿命极短!” In fact, the beluga life span is extremely long, longest can be for more than 100 years...... these words to become the stem, “事实上,欧鳇寿命极长,最长能达100多年……这句话之所以能成为梗, Also there are it and fact incompatible reason in inside, Botswanan people Issho. ” Shut up, I not clarity that such needs you to explain!” 也有它与事实不符的原因在里面,博人一笑。”“闭嘴啊,我不需要你解释的这么清楚!” The setting sun in the western sky, the youngster is full of the sad tears to scatter in the air, physique that runs against the wind, that dazzling. 夕阳西下,少年饱含悲伤的泪水飘散在空气中,迎风奔跑的身姿,是那么的耀眼。 Indistinct, cheerful( believes firmly) BGM resounds. 隐约中,一首欢快(确信)的BGM响起。 On lemon lemon mango, under lemon......, only then I!!! 柠檬树上柠檬果,柠檬树下……只有我!!! beluga? 欧鳇 Right, right. 对,没错。 In others 's vision, I probably am beluga in human. 在他人的目光中,我大概就是人类中的欧鳇 Is pushing the bicycle, the named Rowen's youngster hit, will think of ten thousand Yuan cash the red package to disassemble to throw into the trash can, looks at the setting sun. 推着自行车,名为罗恩的少年打了个哈切,将装着万元现金的红包拆开丢进垃圾桶,看着夕阳。 The elementary school second grade fine arts lesson, splashes ink the design on paper to come the school visit fine arts Master to have a liking for at will, spends the 100,000 purchase collection ; Because has not attended a lecture, the test throws the answer that the rubber chooses at will, took the school first ; Goes out to dine, the accident/surprise becomes the 9999 th customer, resulted in the whole year to exempt the list ; An expired lottery ticket that the ground picks, because idled the bored this issue to buy the similar number, in result prime award. 小学二年级美术课,随意泼墨在纸上的图案被来校访问的美术大师看上,花十万购买收藏;因为没听课,考试随意扔橡皮选出来的答案,拿了全校第一;出去吃饭,意外成为第9999名顾客,得了全年免单;地上捡的一张过期彩票,因为闲得无聊这一期买了同样的号码,结果中了头等大奖。 Such matter also has, for example 10,000 cash in present bicycle and pocket on hand. 这样的事情还有很多,例如现在手边的自行车和兜里的一万现金。 In brief, my life is problem-free, wishes coming true. 总而言之,我的人生一帆风顺,心想事成。 But...... 但…… This is not the life that I want! I want a challenging, by oneself was felt is also living!” “这不是我想要的人生!我想要一点挑战性,让自己感觉还活着!” What?” “啥?” Is waiting for the youngster who vending small elder sister helps the firm orders to turn head: What did you say?” 正在等待售货小姐姐帮自己确认订单的少年回过头:“你说啥?” There is no, the summer insect to the language ice......” “没什么,夏虫不可语冰……” Rowen shakes the head, puts out the bill in pocket: Comes two, money I to leave, you're welcome.” 罗恩摇了摇头,拿出兜里的钞票:“来两台,钱我出,不用谢。” „Haven't I planned well thank you?! Do not think that I will render back the money asshole!!” “我也没打算谢谢你好吗?!别以为我会还钱啊混蛋!!” At this time, the sales clerk heard these words, suddenly face surprised turning head: Handsome fellow you determined that takes two?” 这时,售货员听见这句话,忽然一脸惊疑的扭头:“帅哥你确定要两台吗?” Yes, how?” “是啊,怎么了?” Sales clerk small elder sister then and a suit straight gentleman exchange moment, said later with a smile. 售货员小姐姐回头和一名西装笔挺的男士交流片刻,随后笑着说道。 Congratulates you, handsome fellow!” “恭喜你,帅哥!” Head store because of cooperation, for first, 100, 1000 and 10,000 a customer who purchases the PX4 mechanical games prepared the standard collected print big gift parcel, not only inside included the closure to sell the day gotten online complete game discs, decided the making lithograph plates outward appearance and handle, was completely free!!” “本店因为合作关系,会为第一、第一百、第一千和第一万名购买PX4游戏机的顾客准备了典藏版大礼包,里面不仅包括截止发售日已上线的全部游戏光碟,还有定制版外观和手柄,完全免费!!” That that you want is just the 1000 stage that the head store sells, therefore congratulated!! Please come with me, I help you register to receive...... if possible, whether can make our photograph commemorate?” “你要的那一台刚好是本店售卖的第一千台,所以恭喜了!!请你跟我来,我帮你登记领取……如果可以的话,是否能让我们拍张照纪念一下呢?” Rowen: „...... 1000.” 罗恩:“……1000.” Youngster: „...... 999?” 少年:“……999?” The weather fades out, in debauchery metropolis. 天色渐暗,灯红酒绿的大都市内。 Pushes the bicycle to stand before the traffic light, Rowen thinks: Actually originally? Was fried by the ox to 5000 + heads pays out the mechanical games to buy on -hand merchandise unexpectedly, this matter was disclosing not normal...... feeds, are you listening? moshi moshi?” 推着自行车站在红绿灯前,罗恩想了想:“其实本来就是吧?被黄牛炒到5000+的首发款游戏机竟然能买到现货,这件事本身就透露着不正常……喂,你在听吗?莫西莫西?” Do not manage me, I am static.” “别理我,我想静静。” A youngster face grayish white walks toward the front. 少年一脸灰白的朝前方走去。 „......, but the present is a red light, the teacher has not told you,......” “……但现在是红灯啊,老师没告诉过你,过……” Speaking of this, Rowen stared in a big way the eyes suddenly: Be careful!!!” 说到这,罗恩骤然瞪大了双眼:“小心!!!” Bang!! 嘭!! „!!! Hit the person!!!” “啊!!!撞人了!!!” The impact noise and squeal, at this slightly cool night, fall gently along with the snowflake, resounds. 撞击声、尖叫声,在这个微凉的夜晚,伴随着雪花飘落,同时响起。 After several days ,...... 数日后…… What to cry, doesn't this no die? I am beluga, life span extremely long beluga!” “哭什么,这不没死吗?我可是欧鳇啊,寿命极长的欧鳇!” On the pure white hospital bed, Rowen weak opening eyes, grins to smile. 洁白的病床上,罗恩虚弱的睁开眼,咧嘴笑着。 Because of...... because of......” “因为……因为……” The youngster cry wipes tears, the sound is sobbing, cannot speak. 少年哭哭啼啼的抹着眼泪,声音哽咽,说不出话。 Outside the hospital ward, a look thin and pale middle-aged person is staring the red eye, holds the shoulder of doctor. 病房外,一名神色憔悴的中年人瞪着通红的眼睛,抓住医生的肩膀。 Is impossible! The child is very good from the small luck, the matter of this probability, how possibly!” “不可能!那孩子从小运气就很好,这种几率的事情,怎么可能!” Sorry, but please believe the science!” “抱歉,但请相信科学!” The doctor bears the ache on shoulder, comforts saying: In fact such many cancers centralized are also the first time meet us in a person situation, is unprecedented in the medical circles, this was the treatment brought the enormous risk, we......” 医生忍住肩膀上的疼痛,安慰道:“事实上这么多种癌症集中在一个人身上的情况连我们也是头一次遇见,在医学界史无前例,这为治疗带来了极大的风险,我们……” , Doctor helpless said that weak words: Will make contribution.” 顿了顿,医生无奈的说出那句无力的话语:“会尽力的。” ......( Free number of words)...... ……(免费字数)…… Beyond this chapter non-, is a small making up preamble and cares about the adjustment chapter that the viewer mood conducts, after all I felt that this writes dead Garp, the feelings are quite a lot. 本章非番外,算是一个小小的弥补前文以及顾及看客心情进行的调节章节,毕竟我感觉这一段写死卡普,感触还是颇多的。
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