The Elven Calendar fifth discipline first year, silver moon first year in December. Also is „the war of Port Salted Fish” four months later. 精灵历第五纪元年,银月元年十二月。也就是“咸鱼港之战”的四个月后。 At midnight, east Celts continent the Colin peninsula southeastern small corner/horn, two small bats go against the wind to fly difficultly. And knit a small bow tie, another is dragging an ultra-large burden. 午夜,凯尔特斯大陆东部科林半岛东南小角,两只小蝙蝠逆着风艰难地飞行着。其中一只打了个小领结,另一只拖着一个超大的包袱。 „Sir Jones! Sir Jones! You wait/etc Dora! Waits for Dora!” “琼斯大人！琼斯大人！您等等朵拉！等等朵拉呀！” „Told you do not bring too many things!” “都跟你说了别带太多东西了！” „It is not good, these things must bring! Aunt Sarah said that she wants one set of human the perfume.” “不行,这些东西都是必须要带的！莎拉姑妈说她想要一套人类的香水。” „I conquer the world, she confessed unexpectedly secretly you do bring the gift?”. “我去征服世界,她居然偷偷交代你带礼物？”。 „beautiful cultivates the card cousin and Baker hall brother-in-law and Uncle Douglas and black Grandma and Susan cousin......” “还有丽培卡表姐、贝克堂姐夫、道格拉斯叔叔、黛芙妮姥姥、苏珊表妹……” „My God, is my goes out to travel? Did you carry me to buy so many things unexpectedly?” “我的天,我这是出去旅游吗？你居然背着我买了这么多东西？” „Dora works hit bought for a long time neat...... Dora to say secretly” suffering. “朵拉偷偷打工打了好久才买齐的……”朵拉委屈地说道。 Jones got angry: „Therefore I, when conquers the world do you end tray in the restaurant work?” 琼斯都怒了:“所以我在征服世界的时候你就在餐厅里端盘子打工？” „No, I quite see off generally happily express, carrying the tray is only occasionally. The master also asked somebody to mail a letter, he wants to look at us to put on the appearance of armor, therefore our armor must bring.” “不,我一般都比较喜欢送快递,端盘子只是偶尔而已。老爷还托人寄信了,他想看我们穿上盔甲的样子,所以我们的盔甲也必须要带。” „Wait, won't you tell him us to change to drink the pig blood?” “等等,你不会告诉他我们改喝猪血了吧？” Jones turn head stared in a big way the eye suddenly. 琼斯忽然回头瞪大了眼睛。 Dora frightened entire to fall, is whipping the wing, raised the package to fly back to the original position with great difficulty, shook the head hastily: „No! Dora does not have!” 朵拉吓得整个坠了下去,拍打着翅膀,好不容易才提着包裹飞回原处,连忙摇头:“不！朵拉没有！” „That's good.” Jones relaxes slowly. “那还好。”琼斯缓缓松了口气。 Dora said cautiously: „Before Dora told him us to drink the blood, must pray......” 朵拉小心翼翼地说:“不过朵拉告诉他我们喝血之前要祷告了……” Jones was shocked. 琼斯惊呆了。 Dora thinks, added low voice: „Every week must the matter that goes to the church to go to church also say......” 朵拉想了想,又小声补充道:“还有每周要去教堂做礼拜的事情也说了……” „How you...... I will have you such stupid subordinate! I do not attach great importance to face-saving?” “你……我怎么会有你这么蠢的手下！我都不要面子的吗？” One roared, Jones the turning around round trip flew immediately. Dora holds on him with a foot hastily: „Sir Jones you should not be angry!” 一顿咆哮,琼斯立即掉头往回飞。朵拉连忙用一只脚拉住他:“琼斯大人您别生气呀！” „I do not go back! Goes back to do? Was shamed!” “我不回去了！回去干什么？被羞辱吗！” „Master is also waiting for us at home!” “老爷还在家里等着我们呢！” „Must go back yourself to go back! I do not go back in any case!” “要回去你自己回去！反正我不回去了！” „Sir Jones, you leaves this! Dora was wrong!” “琼斯大人,您别这样！朵拉错了！” „Fool! Stops quickly! Must fall!!” “笨蛋！快住手！要掉了！啊！” Mutually pestering, two bats is whipping the wing to fall in the woods together with the giant burden together, was startled one flock of birds. 互相纠缠着,两只蝙蝠拍打着翅膀连同巨大的包袱一起掉到了树林里,惊起了一群鸟雀。 ...... …… Colin peninsula, continent eastern mysterious place. 科林半岛,大陆东部一个神奇的地方。 Mysterious? 有多神奇？ Here weather, does not press the common sense to play a card completely. Other places of big winter are snowing, here possible bright sun tall Zhao. Other places of big summer kill hotly, here possible snowstorm. If only the inversion is good, after all is at least orderly, bad was also badly normal in sometimes it. Moreover throughout the year, when regardless of possibly blows the typhoon, has the hail...... 这里的天气,是完全不按常理出牌的。大冬天的其他地方在下雪,这里可能艳阳高照。大夏天的其他地方热出人命,这里可能暴风雪。如果只是颠倒还好,毕竟至少是有规律的,坏就坏在有时候它又正常了。而且一年四季,无论何时都可能刮台风,下冰雹…… In the words of human is: „A damned place.” No one is willing to live radically here. 用人类的话说就是:“一个鬼地方。”根本没人愿意住在这里。 Afterward the time was long, here really turned into one „ghost” place. 后来时间久了,这里就真的变成一个“鬼”地方了。 Any species that can survive here, the animal or the plant, do not have strongly. Because sparsely inhabited, in other continent places already exterminated the species, here remains. For example new species that various devil experiments that the demon beast, for example goblin, for example the god demon time leaves behind have, naturally, vampire. 凡是能在这里存活下去的物种,无论是动物还是植物,没有不坚强的。因为人烟稀少,许多在大陆其他地方都已经灭绝了的物种,在这里依旧存在着。例如魔兽,例如哥布林,例如神魔时代遗留的各种恶魔试验产生的新物种,当然,还有吸血鬼。 Yes, here lives in the vampire, moreover not only a nest. Has many nests. Jones is a nest. 是的,这里住着吸血鬼,而且不只一窝。有好多窝。琼斯家就是其中一窝。 After one struggles and paces back and forth, coyly, puzzled, before Jones and Dora finally arrived at the front door of oneself family/home . 一番挣扎、彷徨、扭捏、纠结之后,琼斯和朵拉终于来到了自己家的大门前。 The castle of Dracula, constructs on the cliff, all year long was covered by the dark cloud, does not see the sunlight. Often thunder. The surroundings are the withered woods and tomb. Do not ask that my vampire cannot die, tomb that here no one, where comes? I also want to know. 德拉库拉家的城堡,建在悬崖上,终年被乌云笼罩,不见阳光。动不动就电闪雷鸣。周围都是枯萎的树林和墓地。不要问我吸血鬼死不了,这里又没人,哪里来的墓地？我也想知道。 In brief, was a very standard vampire castle. 总之,就是一个非常标准的吸血鬼城堡了。 As for its front door, then in place one kilometer away from castle. Stands outside the railing, can see the castle broad imposing manner from afar. After the front door needs to pass through the tomb and bumpy the water woods track can arrive in the castle year to year. 至于它的大门,则是在距离城堡一公里外的地方。站在围栏外,可以远远地看到城堡恢弘的气势。穿过大门之后需要走过墓地和坑坑洼洼常年积水的树林小道才能抵达城堡。 Why can decide the front door in such far place? 为什么要把大门定在这么远的地方？ Because the vampire territory concept is extremely strong. 因为吸血鬼的领地概念极强。 This is only an explanation. Another explanation is Jones father Hyman Count Dracula to compete the castle size with other vampires, constructed the long railing and remote front door specially. Any is calculated the castle range by the place that the railing encircles, although inside anything does not have. But doesn't this hinder them not to compete? 这只是一种解释。另一种解释是琼斯的亲生父亲海曼・德拉库拉伯爵为了跟其他吸血鬼攀比城堡大小,特意建了长长的围栏和遥远的大门。凡是被围栏圈进去的地方都算城堡范围,虽然里面啥都没有。但这不妨碍他们攀比不是吗？ As if to serve as contrast the Jones mood, in the sky shone a lightning, illuminated the face of Jones. 似乎为了衬托琼斯的心情,天空中亮起了一道闪电,照亮了琼斯的脸。 In the bellow, Jones stands before the parapet had rusted front door, looks into the castle that are growing up since childhood from afar, looks front door that shut tightly, looks at side was standing the mummy guard. 轰鸣声中,琼斯站在栏杆都已经生锈了的大门前,远远地眺望着自己从小长大的城堡,看了看紧闭的大门,又看了看旁边站着的木乃伊守卫。 The mummy guards also looks at him. 木乃伊守卫也看着他。 „You did not plan that opens the door to me?” “你不打算给我开门吗？” „Do you need me to open the door to you? Young master.” “您需要我给你开门吗？少爷。” „Do you feel? Also, do not call my young master! Is listening to likely child, shouted my Sir Jones!” “你觉得呢？还有,别喊我少爷！听着像个小孩似的,喊我琼斯大人！” „Good, Young master. Very much happily at your service, Young master.” “好的,少爷。很高兴为您服务,少爷。” The mummy opens the door. 木乃伊推开门。 The brow of Jones jumped jumping, the starting to walk footsteps, walk toward in difficultly step by step. 琼斯的眉头跳了跳,艰难地迈开脚步,一步步地往里走。 The castle of Dracula „main road”, filled with the ruined aura. The two sides are the dead woods, the middle can only hold on a carriage general track also to pile up with the fallen leaf, steps on makes rustle the sound above. 德拉库拉家的城堡“大道”,充满了破败的气息。两边都是枯木,中间只能容纳一辆马车通行的小道上也堆满了落叶,踩在上面发出沙沙的声响。 The dark cloud of sky is low and deep, like Jones mood at this moment. 天空的乌云低沉的,如同琼斯此刻的心情。 Leaves for six years, leaves smug, just started exceptionally is also smooth. Until...... he bumped into that brain to have pit lich, turned into the lich adopted son, but also was included by the heaven can momentarily the list of disciplinary punishment. Thinks that is really a period of sad time, simply is gloomy to suffering injustice. 一别六年,离开的时候踌躇满志,刚开始的时候也异常顺利。直到……他碰上了那只脑子有坑的巫妖,变成了巫妖的养子,还被天堂列入了随时可以惩戒的名单。想起来,那真是一段悲伤的时光,简直是灰暗到不见天日。 Is good because, that brain has the pit lich pit to be different from others, his really success. To be honest, when the heaven announced that makes the angel regiment retreat, but Gray also included the protection list him, the heaven was forced to give up investigating his passing power time, Jones really relaxes ruthlessly. 好在,那只脑子有坑的巫妖的坑跟别人不一样,他真的成功了。说实话,当天堂宣布让天使军团撤退,而格雷也将他列入了保护名单,天堂被迫放弃追究他过往的权力的时候,琼斯真的狠狠地松了口气了。 This means that he was also free, not? 这意味着他又自由了,不是吗？ Although vainly hoped for that caret-shaped one has not cast aside, but can the good and evil...... go home is not? However after going home, what to do? 虽然梦想还八字没有一撇,但好歹……能回家了不是？但是回家之后怎么办？ Initially boasted extravagantly to go out, does not know that „silver moon knight group member, the paladin Gray adopted son and near body guard” this status it seems like did draw the non- eye-catching in the blood group? 当初可是夸下海口出门的,不知道“银月骑士团成员,圣骑士格雷的养子兼近身侍卫”这个身份在血族看来拉不拉风呢？ „Lying trough, what am I thinking? I counted on improves the worth unexpectedly by this status?” Jones holds the forehead to squat in the roadside, is so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat, an nuisance: „My God, I really degenerated, I once spurned it......, but in the six years I probably except for this also no achievement. Perhaps I should change a view, for example of lich king first position successor? Good, this view I do not believe. The position of lich king at all is not the position following undertaking to manufacture, why amn't I lich...... I must unable to look on the bright side of thing?” “卧槽,我在想什么？我居然指望靠这个身份拉抬身价？”琼斯扶着额头蹲在路边,惊出了一身冷汗,一阵懊恼:“我的天,我实在太堕落了,我曾经那么唾弃它……可是这六年我好像除了这个也没什么成就了。也许我应该换个说法,例如巫妖王之位的第一顺位继承人？好吧,这个说法我自己都不信。巫妖王之位根本不是顺位继承制,我也不是巫妖……我为什么要那么想不开回来呢？” „Is Sir Jones, you doing?” Dora carried the giant package to elongate the neck to ask suddenly. “琼斯大人,你在干什么？”朵拉忽然背着巨大的包裹伸长了脖子问。 „No! I too for a long time did not have, was a little sigh with emotion!” Jones frightened. “没！我就是太久没回来了,有点感慨而已！”琼斯吓出了一身冷汗。 „Although Sir Jones is usually obstinate argumentative, has not thought that actually fondly remembers in the family/home very much!” “虽然琼斯大人平时嘴硬,没想到其实还是很怀念家里的！” Dora blinks the eye to be glad, Jones is scratching the cold sweat while proceeds. 朵拉眨巴着眼睛倍感欣慰,琼斯则一边擦着冷汗一边往前走。 The day did for the occasion to hit the thunder, but also hiked up the light rain. Several blood sucking squirrels pursue Jones chirp to call. 天非常应景地打起了雷,还飘起了小雨。几只吸血松鼠追着琼斯叽叽喳喳地叫着。 , Before Jones arrived at the castle front door in the true sense with great difficulty finally, raised the head to look up to hang the bell in gate. 好不容易地,琼斯终于来到了真正意义上的城堡大门前,抬头仰望挂在门上的铃铛。 Jones is hesitating, hesitant, hesitant...... 琼斯犹豫着,犹豫着,犹豫着…… Several lightnings that in the sky flashes through continuously increased his disturbance. 天空中连续闪过的几道闪电更增添了他心里的忐忑。 However, has not waited for him to make up mind to sound the doorbell, the front door opens suddenly! A form hugs him at the extremely quick speed in the bosom! 然而,还没等他拿定主意拉响门铃,大门忽然啪的一声打开了！一个身影以极快的速度把他抱在怀里！ „Welcome back! My son! Thinks of the father!” Big, has the silver white hair, has the silver small beard, the look was handsome, wears the man of black formal clothes to roar is braving to come out to hug Jones in the bosom rubs rubbed! “欢迎你回来！我的儿子！有没有想念爸爸呀！”一个高大的,有着银色白发,留着银色小胡子,相貌俊朗,身穿黑色礼服的男人咆哮着冒了出来一把将琼斯抱在怀里蹭了又蹭！ „No! Father! You leave this! I have grown up! This loses face very much!” Jones wants to shove open desperately, however facing the grown vampire, his strength is really miserably small. “不！父亲！你别这样！我已经长大了！这样很丢脸的！”琼斯拼命地想要推开,然而面对成年吸血鬼,他的力道实在小得可怜。 What appears is one has the silver long hair, the facial features are charming, wear the woman of red long skirt, in the hand received Jones from Count Dracula is one kisses/intimate randomly. 紧接着出现的是一个有着银色长发,面容妩媚,身穿红色长裙的女人,从德拉库拉伯爵手里接过琼斯就是一顿乱亲。 „My small Jones! The mother is really good to think you!” “我的小琼斯！妈妈真的好想你！” „Mother! Your lipstick! Lying trough! Does not want!” “妈！你的口红！卧槽！不要呀！” Jones continues to struggle , to continue to scream, however and has no egg to use, therefore he can only give up struggling, whatever oneself parents rub back and forth. 琼斯继续挣扎,继续尖叫,然而并没有什么卵用,于是他只能放弃挣扎了,任由自己的父母来回揉搓。 Good long while, Jones was put. 好半天,琼斯才被放下来。 The hair is dishevelled, the body is sloppily dressed, on face also full is lipstick seal. As if just had anything to resemble. 头发已经蓬乱,身上已经衣冠不整,脸上还满满的都是口红印。就仿佛刚刚发生过什么似的。 A Dora face envies looks at him, a facial expression delay of his actually face. 朵拉一脸羡慕地看着他,他却一脸的神情呆滞。 Count Dracula is sipping the lip, grabs the Jones shoulders, a face said sigh with emotion: „My child, you do not know that your parents have think of you! Every day was worried that you can encounter what danger outside, has the blood to drink.” 德拉库拉伯爵抿着唇,抓着琼斯的双肩,一脸感慨地说道:“我的孩子,你不知道你的父母有多想念你！每天都担心你在外面会不会遇到什么危险,有没有血喝。” Countess Dracula echoes saying: „Whenever hears the children of other families/home to degenerate to drinking the pig blood, we were worried. Fears your malnutrition.” 德拉库拉伯爵夫人附和道:“每当听到其他家的孩子堕落到喝猪血,我们就更担心了。就怕你营养不良。” „Master, Madame, you can count on that drinks the pig blood unable the malnutrition.” Dora interrupted in side. “老爷,夫人,你们放心吧,喝猪血不会营养不良的。”朵拉在旁边插嘴道。 „Have you drunk?” The Countess stares. “你们喝过了？”伯爵夫人一愣。 „No! No! We have not drunk!” Jones screamed hastily, stared the eye to look angrily at Dora round. The fang revealed. “不！没有！我们没喝过！”琼斯连忙尖叫了起来,瞪圆了眼睛怒视着朵拉。獠牙都露出来了。 Dora frightens to cover hastily own mouth with the hand, lowers the head. 朵拉吓得连忙用手把自己的嘴捂上,低下头。 The Count and Countess relax slowly. 伯爵和伯爵夫人缓缓松了口气。 „Without drinking well, heard that drank the pig blood vampire, becomes stupid. Although mother's small Jones is so intelligent, changes the stupid point also no. But the intelligent this matter, no one can shut out not?” “没喝过就好,听说喝了猪血的吸血鬼,都会变笨的。虽然妈妈的小琼斯这么聪明,变笨一点也没什么。但聪明这种事,没有人会嫌弃的不是吗？” „To welcome back, me give you to prepare a gift with your mother specially!” “为了欢迎你回来,我跟你妈妈特别给你准备了一份礼物哟！” „Gift?” Jones opened the eye slowly. “礼物？”琼斯缓缓睁大了眼睛。 „Right, pleasantly surprised! Prepares for you specially. Actually several years ago prepared, what a pity you had not come back for these years.” Count Dracula replied earnestly. “对,惊喜！特别为你准备的。其实几年前就准备好了,可惜你这几年一直没有回来。”德拉库拉伯爵认真地答道。 Jones is sipping the lip, was moved to cry. 琼斯抿着唇,感动得都要哭出来了。 After several minutes,...... 几分钟后…… Jones opened the mouth, the facial expression delay looks at the present chapel. 琼斯张大了嘴巴,神情呆滞地看着眼前的小教堂。 Yes, a chapel, chapel in a room, the cross, holy water, platform, seat and statue...... church some it had in any case. 是的,一个小教堂,一个房间里的小教堂,十字架、圣水、讲台、座椅、雕像……反正教堂该有的它都有了。 The Count and Countess stand in Jones behind, gratified of face. 伯爵和伯爵夫人站在琼斯身后,一脸的欣慰。 „Likes this gift? My small Jones. This was I spent the big painstaking care lane with your father. Heard that your present each week must go to church, we gave you to prepare a chapel specially. Like this you can stay for several days.” “喜欢这份礼物吗？我的小琼斯。这可是我跟你爸爸花了好大心血弄的。听说你现在每周都要做礼拜,我们就特意给你准备了一个小教堂。这样你就可以多住几天了。” „Yes. Although the blood group goes to church this matter sounds really a little...... strange, but as your parents, we respects your choice. No matter what, you are our children. We will not shut out your.” “是的。虽然血族做礼拜这件事听上去真的有点……怪异,但身为你的父母,我们尊重你的选择。不管怎么样,你都是我们的孩子。我们是不会嫌弃你的。” „Dear, sent to relatives' letter/believes?” “亲爱的,给亲戚们的信都寄出去了吗？” „Sent, moreover they have replied in writing. Child, to prove us to your support, we have informed the matter that all friends and relatives you every week must go to church. We think very clearly, as your parents, we should first display broadly and level. Otherwise, others will think that was stranger. To be honest, before receiving reply, I once worried that very much the friends and relatives meet do not support. But...... I wrongly accused them, they also same loved you with us. They not only expressed support, but also expresses willingness to come to look at you kindly to go to church tomorrow together. You can wear to make them have a look your silver moon armor.” “寄了,而且他们已经回信了。孩子,为了证明我们对你的支持,我们已经通知了所有亲戚朋友你每周都要做礼拜的事情。我们想得很清楚,身为你的父母,我们应该首先表现得坦荡。不然的话,别人就会觉得更加怪异了。老实说,在收到回信之前,我一度很担心亲戚朋友们会不支持。可……我错怪他们了,他们也和我们一样爱你。他们不只表示支持,还亲切地表示愿意明天一起过来看你做礼拜。你可以把你的银月盔甲穿出来让他们看看。” „...... Visits me to go to church together?” Jones was flabbergasted. “一起……看我做礼拜？”琼斯都咋舌了。 „Yes, they said that has not seen the blood group to go to church, wants to experience with own eyes. So long as you conscientiously do, can complete, could let go to church to be popular in the blood group.” “是的,他们说从没见过血族做礼拜,想亲眼见识一下。只要你认真地做,做得好,说不定能让做礼拜在血族之中流行起来呢。” Begins supinely, in the Jones mind appears to be surrounded the appearance of going to church by a group of friends and relatives, was ashamed the goosebumps to fall place: „Why I thought that they do want to look at me to laugh?” 仰起头,琼斯脑海中浮现出自己被一大群亲戚朋友围观着做礼拜的样子,羞耻得鸡皮疙瘩掉了一地:“为什么我觉得他们只是想看我笑话？” „Did child, what you just say?” Count Dracula asked. “孩子,你刚刚说什么？”德拉库拉伯爵问。 „No, my anything had not said!” Jones replied hastily: „I am only...... the parents! I remember also a little urgent matter suddenly, I must walk tonight!” “不,我什么都没说！”琼斯连忙答道:“我只是……爸爸妈妈！我忽然想起还有点急事,我今晚就得走！” „But you many years had not gone home, walks quickly?” “可你已经很多年没回家了,这么快就走吗？” „Yes, although catches up very much, but does not have the matter of means!” Jones said righteously: „We are preparing and dragon clan make war, the military situation is urgent, some of my also a lot must be done!” “是的,虽然很赶,但也是没办法的事情！”琼斯义正辞严地说道:“我们正准备和龙族开战,军情紧急,我还有很多事情要做！” „You could rest assured that all right. I have written to your foster father help you ask for leave to him.” “你放心,没事的。我已经写信给你养父向他帮你请假了。” „What doesn't this have the issue of matter......? Do you write to my foster father?” Jones was shocked once again. “这不是有没有事的问题……什么？你写信给我养父？”琼斯又一次惊呆了。 „Yes.” Count Dracula smiles was saying: „I have complied to adopt you to him officially, he gave you to approve a all year round vacation. How long you can want to live to live in how long safely, only if...... you do not think of the parents.” “是的。”德拉库拉伯爵微笑着说道:“我已经答应正式把你过继给他了,他给你批了一整年的假期。你可以安心地想住多久住多久,除非……你并不想念爸爸妈妈。” At this point, expression of Count Dracula cold, coldly with Countess Dracula together is staring at Jones. 说到这里,德拉库拉伯爵的表情一下冷了下来,跟德拉库拉伯爵夫人一起冷冷地盯着琼斯。 Jones shivers fiercely, has to change a statement saying: „No, course not. I...... thought.” 琼斯猛地打了个冷颤,只得改口说道:“不,当然不是。我……非常想念。” First decides a small target, for example 1 second remembers: 先定个小目标,比如一秒记住: