Historicalthing, probably a melodiousmelody. The historiansalwayslikeattemptingto summarize the rule, theyevenoncethinkoneselfcanfollowsnort/hum. However, snort/humsnort/hum, alwaysrunningaccent. After all, itin the samsara, is not always redundant.
历史这玩意,就好像一首悠扬的曲调。历史学家们总是喜欢尝试着从中总结出规律,他们甚至一度以为自己能跟着哼出来了。然而,哼着哼着,总是会跑调。毕竟,它总在轮回,却又绝不重复。Sometimesyouthink**mustcome, itactuallybewilderedlyquiet. Sometimesyouthink that is the lighttransitionchapter, itactuallybewilderedly** happened repeatedly. Sometimessometimes180degreesbigtransition, even360degreesbigtransition, youdiscovered that with amazementitreturnedsame place, is actually not ableto expect where ittowardwill soon walk.
有时候你以为**要来了,它却莫名其妙地沉寂。有时候你以为是平淡的过渡篇章,它却莫名其妙地**迭起。有时候一百八十度大转折,有时候甚至三百六十度大转折,你惊讶地发现它又回到了原地,却又无法预料它即将往哪走。
The Celtscontinenthistory, is more inexplicableletspersonscalp tingles. Over ten thousandyears of Saintteachesto rulehistory, in additionbyhumanbecomes„the darkprehistoric age”several tens of thousands ofyears, youthink that whatstrangematterhas happened, however, ithadstrangermatter.凯尔特斯大陆的历史,更是莫名得让人头皮发麻。上万年的圣教统治史,再加上被人类成为“黑暗史前时代”的数万年,你以为什么稀奇古怪的事情都已经发生过了,然而,它又发生了更加稀奇古怪的事情了。After all, every dayisbrand-new a day, the historyis always stubborn, proceedsstep by step, does not turn head.
毕竟,每一天都是全新的一天,历史总是倔强,一步步地往前,绝不回头。Therefore, thisgave the space of manyfamilies/homewaternumber of words, for exampleInowinwater. After all, whenyoucursedItalked nonsense, realityalwaysratiomagic.
于是,这就给了很多家们水字数的空间,例如我现在就在水。毕竟,当你大骂我扯淡的时候,现实总是比更加魔幻。Holy Calendar in July 10757, arriving atgroundworldfouryears 1 month later, lichGraybecomeshumanHoly Synodtruecontrolunthinkably, controlled the Holy Synodmountainwith the military force. Regarding this, the heaven and hellsimultaneouslyremained silent. BecauselichGraycompletelyabides by the rule that both sidesformulateto completethismagnificent feat.圣历10757年7月,在来到地面世界四年零一个月之后,巫妖格雷匪夷所思地成为了人类教廷的真正主宰者,用武力控制了教廷山。对此,天堂和地狱同时保持了缄默。因为巫妖格雷完全是遵循双方制定的规则完成这一壮举的。Manyyearslater, whenGray the Gregorylichstatustohumanalreadyis defined, the historiansexamine the feeling of thisphase of history, is no differentis looking at a humor. Naturally, nowbesides the Holy Synodcore personnel, the person who thinkstrulylike thisis few. Naturally, rarelydoes not representnot to have.
多年以后,当格雷・格鲁格鲁的巫妖身份对人类已经再明晰不过的时候,历史学家们查看这段历史的感受,无异于在看一部诙谐。当然,现在除了教廷核心人员之外,真正这样认为的人很少。当然,很少并不代表没有。
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……Lion Capitalsuburb, hugemanor, greenery of create shading, flowers and plantsbird, lifelikegardensculpture, fountain.狮王都郊外,庞大的庄园,成荫的绿树,花草鸟雀,栩栩如生的庭院雕塑,喷水池。Pastgoing down in the worldwriterMorkais wearing the magnificent dressto lie downon the rocking chairis enjoying the life, is eating the cakes and pastries, drankis ascending the wine that the duchyimportedfromhe/she. The smallboybubblesitsinhisside.
昔日的落魄作家莫尔卡正穿着华服躺在摇椅上享受着人生,吃着糕点,喝着从伊登公国进口的葡萄酒。小男孩泡泡就坐在他的身旁。Becausesold to the black robepersonof unknown originseveralcar(riage)s«lichpaladin», heobtained a gold coin of sack, manyto the situation that hedoes not dareto imagine. Keyalsonot onlyso. Stage that becausethat timeentireLion Capitaleconomy was just still startingto restore, variousassets are very cheap, thisauthormisterbought the industrywith the inexpensiveprice. Therefore, as soon asheleapsfrom the floorhomelessbeing disappointedpersonnel, turnsrich person who Lion Capitalhas several, stepped onto the lifepeak.
因为将好几车的《巫妖圣骑士》卖给来历不明的黑袍人,他得到了一大袋的金币,多到他不敢想象的地步。关键还不只如此。由于那时候整个狮王都的经济还在刚刚开始恢复的阶段,各种资产都十分便宜,这位作者先生用低廉的价格买下了产业。于是,他一跃从底层无家可归的潦倒人员,变成了狮王都有数的富人,走上了人生巅峰。
The gray-hairedstewardarrives atsidehim, saidrespectfully: „Mister, out of the doorhas your reader to seeyou.”
头发斑白的管家来到他身旁,恭敬地说道:“先生,门外有一位您的读者想见您。”„Askedhimto come.”Leaned the face, Morkahad saidtonearbybubblegrinningly: „Ifelt,mylifedoes not have the power, every dayexcept forenjoying, enjoys. Otherwiseislistens to the readersto praiseme. Letuslisten tothisreaderto thinkanythingpraisedmynewview.”
“请他进来吧。”侧过脸,莫尔卡对一旁的泡泡笑嘻嘻地说:“我觉得,我的人生已经没有动力了,每天除了享受,就是享受。再不然就是听听读者们夸赞我。让我们来听听这位来访的读者想到了什么夸赞我的新说法。”
The bubblesitsin the cup of one sidehandful ofclothingfruit juiceblinks the eyeto visithim.
泡泡坐在一旁捧着装果汁的杯子眨巴着眼睛看着他。Quick, understeward'sleadership, a fatty who has the smallbeardarrived athisfront, thatphysiquehastwobig of Morka.
很快,在管家的带领下,一个留着小胡子的胖子来到了他的面前,那块头足足有莫尔卡的两个大。„Mister, the personarrived.”
“先生,人到了。”„Hello.”Morkagreetedwarmly: „Please sit down, heard that youaremyreader.”
“您好。”莫尔卡热情地招呼道:“请坐,听说您是我的读者。”
The fat peoplesaton the chair, extended a hand: „Youare the authormisteris right?”
胖子坐到了椅子上,伸出一只手:“您就是作者先生对吧?”„Yes, isI.”Morkaextended a handto graspgraspingwithhim: „Whatmatterasksmeto have?”
“是的,就是我。”莫尔卡伸出一只手跟他握了握:“请问找我有什么事吗?”„Yourwriting was too good.”
“您的书写得实在太好了。”„, Right? Manypeoplesaid,Ihave been used.”
“哦,是吗?很多人都这么说,我都已经习惯了呢。”„Therefore, Iamasked when youwrite the sequel.”
“所以,我是来问您什么时候写续集的。”„...... Sequel?”Morkagawked: „Youlook, iswhichbook?”
“呀……续集?”莫尔卡愣了一下:“您看的,是哪本书?”„This.” The fat peoplepulled outwrinkled«lichpaladin»from the pockethanded over.
“这本。”胖子从衣兜里掏出了一本皱巴巴的《巫妖圣骑士》递了过来。Morkaflips, smelledsmellingwith the nose: „Youlook, probablypirating.”莫尔卡翻了翻,又用鼻子嗅了嗅:“您看的,好像是盗版呀。”„Yes.”
“是的。”„Youshouldlook for the piracy operator, asked when theypublish the sequel, the honestauthorwill not be responsible for the piratingreader.”
“那你应该去找盗版商,问他们什么时候出续集,正直的作者是不会对盗版读者负责的。”„Ihave looked, butthatpiracy operatorhas gone out of business.”
“我找过了,但那家盗版商已经倒闭了。”„Well, thisis a good news.”Morkais delighted: „Whypirates the chamber of commercebankruptcy? Is were the misdemeanor that becausedoestoo manyby the scourge?”
“咦,这可是个喜讯呀。”莫尔卡喜出望外:“为什么盗版商会倒闭?是因为做的坏事太多遭天谴了吗?”„No.” The fat peoplereplied: „Isbecauseprintsyourbookseal is too many, unsalable, thenwent out of business.”
“不。”胖子答道:“是因为印您的书印太多,滞销,然后就倒闭了。”„Eh...... I the piracy operatorentirebankruptcy?”
“额……我把盗版商整倒闭了?”„Probably......”
“好像是吧……”
The atmosphere was a little immediately awkward.
气氛顿时有点尴尬了。Morkahaunches the smile, said: „In brief, Iwill not be responsible for the piratingreader, pleasereturn.”莫尔卡撑起微笑,说道:“总之,我是不会对盗版读者负责的,请回吧。”„Ibuy the genuine.” The fat peoplepull outtwogold coinsto placeon the table: „After Ibought the genuine, canbe responsible forme?”
“那我买正版。”胖子掏出两个金币放在桌上:“我买了正版之后可以对我负责了吗?”„No, toolate. «lichpaladin»has sold-out. Youcould not buy.”
“不,太迟了。《巫妖圣骑士》已经卖完了。你买不到了。”Nearbybubblesaidlow voice: „Youdid not print2000to place the basement, hasn't sold?”
一旁的泡泡小声说道:“你不是又印了两千本放在地下室,一本都没卖出去吗?”„Thesedo not planto sell! Ismycollection! Iwill not sell! The stewards, helpingmedrive outthispiratingreader!”
“那些是不打算卖的!是我的收藏品!我不会卖的!管家,帮我把这个盗版读者赶出去!”„No! Youcannotlike this! Youcannotlike this-!”
“不!你不能这样!你不能这样-!”
......
……A moment later, the readerdrove outfinally. Morkasitsin the courtyardunemotionally.
片刻之后,读者终于被撵走了。莫尔卡面无表情地坐在院子里。„Youdo not wantto write the sequelis right?” The bubbleaskedlow voice.
“你只是不想写续集对吗?”泡泡小声问道。„Yes.”Morkais pressed the browto think,said: „Besidesred clothesbishop, thisisone that Iseeonlyliving«lichpaladin»reader. Piratingreader. Ifelt strange, actuallythesebooksranwherego to...... why a readernot to have. Red clothesbishopdid not say that canprint1 millionvolume of pirating? Alsohas not printed. Also, is the black robeperson who thatbuys the bookwho?”
“是的。”莫尔卡蹙着眉头想了想,说道:“除了红衣主教之外,这是我唯一见到的一个活着的《巫妖圣骑士》的读者。还是个盗版读者。我就奇怪了,那些书究竟跑哪里去了……为什么一个读者都没有。红衣主教不是说要印一百万册盗版吗?也没印。还有,那个买走书的黑袍人到底是谁?”Morkais silent, the bubbleis also silent. Incourtyardquiet.莫尔卡沉默着,泡泡也沉默着。院子里静悄悄的。Some little time, Morkalongaspirates, said: „PerhapsthisissueIalsothink that for a lifetimeis not clear. Ok, manageshis, gold coinreallyonline. Ourpresentlifewere goodenough.”
好一会,莫尔卡长长地吐了口气,说道:“这个问题也许我一辈子也想不明白了。算了,管他的呢,金币是真的就行了。我们现在的生活够好了。”„Don't youwantto writeagain?” The bubbleasked.
“你不想再写了吗?”泡泡问。„Whycanwrite?”
“为什么要写呢?”„Don't youwantto become the greatesthome? Thatisyourdream.” The bubbleimitates the appearance that Morkawas speakinginitially: „Writesmarvelousstories, intaking root at heartpeople, germinates, creates a fantasyworld, thatisonetypejust like the deitygeneralfeeling.”
“你不想成为最伟大的家吗?那是你的梦想。”泡泡模仿着莫尔卡当初说话的样子:“写出一个个奇妙的故事,在人们的心里生根,发芽,创造一个奇幻的世界,那是一种宛如天神一般的感觉。”„No, mydreamisto mixto eatto wait for death.”Morkainvestigates the correct path: „To be honest, the greatestfamily/homedoes not havemypresentmoneyto be many. Writteniscompelspoorly, who does the properpersonwrite? The people who most partswrite separately are very miserable, theydo not have the fixed income, the wifewill divorcethem, the childwill complain that theydo not have the timecompanion, becauseperhapsinsisted that will writeis saidignores a proper occupation, will feed in the mental institution, will sleep outside the streetto turn into the beggarmomentarilydown and out. But the greatfamily/homeat best is also the beggarchief.”
“不,我的梦想是混吃等死。”莫尔卡纠正道:“说实话,最伟大的家也没有我现在的钱多。写的都是穷逼,正经人谁写?大部分写的人都很惨,他们没有固定收入,老婆会跟他们离婚,孩子会埋怨他们没有时间陪伴,也许因为坚持写会被说是不务正业,会被送进精神病院,随时会穷困潦倒露宿街头变成乞丐。而伟大的家充其量也就是个乞丐头子而已。”„paladinGrayhas hadmanystories, youdid not think that shouldcontinuethatstory?”
“圣骑士格雷已经又发生许多故事了,难道你不觉得应该把那个故事继续下去吗?”„No, Iabsolutelydo not havethisplan. Ihave determinednowcompletelyno onelikedreadingthatbook, whyImustwrite a book that did not have the sale?”
“不,我完全没有这个打算。我现在已经完全确定没有人喜欢看那本书了,为什么我要写一本没有销路的书呢?”„Butyouhad saidthatis you have written the bestbook.”
“但你说过那是你写过最好的书。”„Thatwas onlyoncemytemporarymisconception.”
“那只是曾经的我一时的错觉而已。”„Thereforeyouthendo planto do? Did the lifecross?”
“所以你接下来打算干什么?人生就这么过了?”„Before perhapsIcanprintonebatchbook, thenwith the promotion, with low price, loses moneynot to relate. Thishadmorepeopleto praiseme. Naturally, cannotwithnot endthisbook, becausetheywill urge. Hahahaha. Youaremylucky star, will come across the good deedwithyouinmetogether. The life of rich man is so always arid, every dayis thinking the amusement, reallytastelessto the extreme. However, thinks that beforehanddifficultlife, Ithought that the aridpointwas also acceptable. After all, lifewherehasto satisfy both sides? Moreover, even ifthistimemustwrite, Idefinitelystillwrite«paladinAndHis72Wife»or«MyGrandmotherAmpaladin»and so on. «lichpaladin»whowantwhocontinue, in any casewill not beI.”
“也许我可以自己印一批以前的书,然后拿出去促销,低价,亏本也没关系。这样就有更多人夸我了。当然,决不能拿还没完本的书,因为他们会催更。哈哈哈哈。你是我的幸运星,跟你在一起我就会遇到好事。有钱人的生活总是那么枯燥,每天就想着玩乐而已,实在乏味到了极点。不过,想想以前艰辛的生活,我又觉得枯燥一点也是可以接受的了。毕竟,人生哪有两全其美的呢?而且,这次就算要写,我肯定也是写《圣骑士和他的七十二个老婆》或者《我的姥姥是圣骑士》之类的。《巫妖圣骑士》谁愿意谁去续写,反正不会是我。”Looks atplausibleMorka, the bubble, helplessdrew out the browspressed.
看着振振有词的莫尔卡,泡泡无奈蹙起了眉头。
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……Entered the nights, the Morkahotelis brilliantly illuminated.
入了夜,莫尔卡的宅邸灯火通明。Morka and bubblehave the dinners.莫尔卡与泡泡共进晚餐。Carves the finetable, near the fiery-redgold inlaymagnificent and expensiverug, the candlestick of gold-plating, is hanging the great picturewall. Thisdecoration, definitelycould not comparecompared withpastlion palace, butcompared with the White CityEireneresidence, thatwasgoes beyond.
雕琢精细的餐桌,火红色嵌金边的华贵地毯,镀金的烛台,挂着名画的墙壁。这装潢,比昔日的狮王宫肯定是比不上的,但比起白城依琳的住所,那是有过之而无不及了。Varioustypes of finegood foodchocked up a bigtable, has been used totwo people of thishigh lifeto eatsilently.
各种精致的美食摆满了一大桌子,早已经习惯了这种奢侈生活的两人默默地吃着。Finished eating the food, Morkatakes up the bell on tableto swingswinging.
吃完饭,莫尔卡拿起桌上的铃铛摇了摇。Without the sound.
没有动静。Alsoswungswinging.
又摇了摇。Does not have the sound.
还是没有动静。„Whatdoes? After the food, dessert? Mydessert?”Morkais calling, does not have the sound.
“搞什么?饭后甜点呢?我的甜点呢?”莫尔卡吆喝着,还是没有动静。
The bubbleis nipping the fork, sitssaunters the eyeto lookin the one side.
泡泡咬着叉子,坐在一旁转悠着眼睛看着。Morkawas a little angry, stood, walkedtoward the gate.莫尔卡有点生气了,站了起来,朝着门走了过去。„Do so manypeople, no onehear? Wantsmeto go to the kitchenendpersonally?”Is screaming, Morkaput out a handto open the door.
“这么多人,就没人听见吗?难道要我亲自去厨房端吗?”大声嚷嚷着,莫尔卡伸手打开了门。Suddenly, in the flash that Morkaopens the door, gusthas blown, the candle of entirehousewent out. Quiet.
忽然,就在莫尔卡开门的一瞬间,一阵风吹过,整个宅子的蜡烛都熄灭了。静悄悄的。Morkashiversfiercely, staresin a big way the eye.莫尔卡猛地打了个冷颤,瞪大了眼睛。Is looking at the pitch-darkcorridor, hewhisperedlow voice: „Why will the indoorhave such bigwind?”
望着黑漆漆一片的走廊,他小声嘀咕道:“为什么室内会有这么大的风?”Thinks,heshoutsto shout: „Comes the person! Did the candleallextinguishhad not discovered? Hasn't selecteda bit faster?”
想了想,他又扯着嗓子喊道:“来人呀!蜡烛全熄了难道都没发现吗?还不快点点起来?”Inhouseas beforequiet.
房子里依旧静悄悄的。Broadcasts the sound that the bubbletrembled: „Morka......”
身后传来了泡泡哆哆嗦嗦的声音:“莫尔卡……”„Does?”Morkahas leaned the face. Moonlight that illuminatesintotaking advantage ofout of the window, henoticed that a bubblefaceis pointing at the other aspect of tablefrightened, is the position that originalMorkasits.
“干嘛?”莫尔卡侧过脸去。借着窗外照入的月光,他看到泡泡一脸恐惧地指着桌子的另一面,也就是原来莫尔卡坐着的位置。Morkawas startled, onthatforeheadstartedto break into sweatfiercely. Hebit by bithas leaned the face, sees a shadowto sitinhisoriginalposition.莫尔卡怔住了,那额头上猛地开始冒冷汗。他一点一点地侧过脸,望见一个黑影就坐在他原本的位置上。
The graycape, pulled downhood, not visibleface. Under the dimray, in the sleevesreveals, paleandslenderfinger...... orphalanx.
灰色的斗篷,压低了的兜帽,看不见的脸。还有昏暗的光线下,衣袖中露出的,惨白而纤细的手指……或者说指骨。Today is the night of redcolor, a presentnot being able to sayto terrifyperson.
今天正好是绯色之夜,眼前的一幕说不出的瘆人。„Who! Whoyouare! Whycanhere-!”
“谁!你是谁!为什么会在这里-!”Morkafrightenedto fallin the placescreamed.莫尔卡吓得跌坐在地尖叫了起来。„Reader.” A soundresoundedinhismind.
“读者。”一个声音在他的脑海中响起了。„Reader? The reader of whichbook? Do youwantto do?”
“读者?哪一本书的读者?你想干什么?”„«lichpaladin».”
“《巫妖圣骑士》。”„Youalsopirate the reader?”
“你也是盗版读者?”„No, Ilookis the genuine.”
“不,我看的就是正版。”„No-! Youtalked nonsense, no onelikedreadingthatbookradically!”
“不-!你胡说,根本没人喜欢看那本书!”„Right that you said that Iam not a person.” The redmoonlightslantingtitle deed, the shadowis strokingownhat, revealed a bareskull: „Authormister, pleaseallow that Iintroduced oneself. IcalledBrutus, waslich.”
“你说的对,我不是人。”红色的月光斜斜地照着,黑影捋开了自己的帽子,露出了一个光秃秃的头盖骨:“作者先生,请容许我自我介绍一下。我叫布鲁图,是一只巫妖。”Frothtwoturn, fellfrom the chairdirectly, fainted.
泡泡两眼一翻,直接从椅子上摔了下来,晕过去了。„lich-!”Morkastarts running away at once, will go out, actuallyhitsolidlyonanothershadow.
“巫妖呀-!”莫尔卡拔腿就跑,正要出门,却扎扎实实地撞在了另一个黑影身上。Thatshadowalsostrokes the hood, revealed the bareskull, a row of whitetooth: „Authormister, hello/you good, IamSimon, I am also yourreader.”
那黑影同样捋下兜帽,露出了光秃秃的头盖骨,还有一排洁白的牙齿:“作者先生,你好,我是西蒙,我也是你的读者。”Morkaturns head, discovered that on the ceilingalsohung a skeletonhead, is hanging upside downis visitinghim, in the eye socket the fire of redsoulincitedto burn.莫尔卡一回头,发现天花板上也垂下来了一个骷髅脑袋,正倒挂着看着他,眼眶里红色的灵魂之火滋滋燃烧着。„Hello, IamLucy.”
“你好,我是露茜。”
What isfeelsbythreelichsurroundingas an average personsuddenly?
身为一个普通人忽然被三只巫妖包围是一种什么感受?Excuse me, is notthree, Morkahas seenfrom afar, moreshadowsin each corner of corridor, each corner of hallare reappearing, dense and numerous. Taking advantage of the moonlight, hecanseebarecraniumsclearly, the fire of colorfulsoul.
不好意思,不是三只,远远地,莫尔卡已经看到一个个的,更多的黑影正在走廊的各个角落,大厅的各个角落浮现,密密麻麻的。借着月光,他能清楚地看到一个个光秃秃的头盖骨,五颜六色的灵魂之火。Good, isonecrowd of lich.
好吧,是一群巫妖。Morka the crosshangsto fallto pickon the neckis hanginghastily, thenholds up. Finallywas being hung upside downLucyseized, twistsonegroup.莫尔卡连忙把脖子上挂着的十字吊坠摘了下来,然后举起。结果被倒挂着的露茜夺了过去,拧成一团,又还了回来。Hitsnot to be victorious, runs unable to run away, at this time the onlychoice, wasfaints, thengave the holy spiritdecisionall.
打打不过,跑跑不掉,这时候唯一的选择,就是晕过去,然后把一切交给圣灵决定了。Therefore, Morkatwoturn, the preparationmustfaint. However, Brutuswith a handcheck, turned the pasteyeto be turnedforcefully, two peoplealsorefused to budgesome little time, finally, Morkagave up...... not faintingfinally.
于是,莫尔卡两眼一翻,准备要晕过去。然而,布鲁图用手一勾,原本翻过去的眼睛又硬生生地被翻回来了,两人还僵持了好一会,最后,莫尔卡终于放弃了……没晕成。Thenthoroughdespaired.
这下彻底绝望了。Densepiece of lichhad encircledtowardMorka, shadowscoveronhim.
黑压压一片的巫妖已经朝莫尔卡围了过来,一个个阴影笼罩在他身上。„You, actuallyyouwantwhy......”Morkato trembleto shrinkonegroup, the streaming with sweat.
“你们,你们究竟想干什么……”莫尔卡哆嗦着缩成一团,汗如雨下。„Wewaitedto be very long, youdid not write«lichpaladinSequel»unexpectedly, the lichadvisory councilwasverydisappointed. Thereforehasto preventto come upto askyouto chat.”lichreplied.
“我们等了很久了,你居然不写《巫妖圣骑士续集》,巫妖评议会感到非常失望。所以只好阻止一下上来找你谈谈了。”巫妖们回答道。Yes, Catherine, Vivianandeditor-in-chief, everyone saidis right, almostdoes not havehumanto likelookingto takelichas the lead. Howeverlichlikeslooking that...... this was very awkward.
是的,凯瑟琳、薇薇安、主编,每一个人说的都是对的,几乎没有人类喜欢看以巫妖为主角的。但是巫妖喜欢看……这就很尴尬了。
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