Holy Calendar 10754 years in early August. 圣历10754年8月初。 Isaac neighboring country Fiddes kingdom border Caucasus Mountains east side road. 以撒邻国菲德斯王国边境卡泽西斯山脉东侧商道。 The woods of cover sway in the wind gently. 茂密的树林在风中轻轻飘摇。 The morning sun slanting title deed, the sunlight will be selecting to sprinkle the forests in the slit of leaf motley. 朝阳斜斜地照着,阳光透过树叶的缝隙将点点斑驳洒落林间。 Felt hat, heavy features, big nose, on nose also steadily a whelk, probably broom same full beard, sturdy arm, grandiose body, naturally, diminutive height. 毡帽,浓眉大眼,大鼻子,鼻子上还长了一颗青春痘,好像扫帚一样的大胡子,粗壮的臂膀,壮硕的身躯,当然,还有矮小的身高。 110 years old, while also dwarf leader Greathammer of prime of life, a face is teaching own subordinate honestly. 一百一十岁,还正当盛年的矮人头头棒槌,正一脸正派地教导着自己的手下。 „Robber, is a comprehensive occupation, wants to complete, the light understands to rob, that is absolutely insufficient. In this world does not have any robber gang, can only rob, can be bigger and stronger. Most important, eventually promotion customer service quality. Otherwise, why they do not make others snatch, can be snatched by us?” “强盗,是一份综合性的职业,想要做好,光懂抢劫,那是绝对不够的。这个世界上没有任何一个强盗团伙,是光会抢劫,就能做大做强。重中之重,终究还是提升客服质量。不然,他们为什么不让别人抢,偏偏要被我们抢呢？” A dwarf nods to express the support in abundance. 一众矮人纷纷点头表示赞同。 „Was snatched to experience this issue regarding the promotion customer, what idea do you have?” “对于提升客户被抢体验这个问题,你们有什么想法吗？” One group of dwarves are blinking the eye, is looking at him. 一群矮人眨巴着眼睛,望着他。 Greathammer then said: „I throw to you this issue, is hopes that you can use the brains. Our clan and tribe, cannot forever only then my brain. Come, everyone said that regardless to wrong said.” 棒槌接着说道:“我把这个问题抛给你们,是希望你们能开动脑筋。我们的部族,不能永远只有我这一个脑子。来,大家都说说,无论对错都说说。” Fights the callus dwarf to raise hand saying: „Perhaps we can throw an apple before robbing to them.” 一个斗鸡眼矮人举手道:“或许我们可以在抢劫前给他们抛一段苹果。” Saying, him has been starting to throw the apple, the technique is very smooth. 说着,他已经开始抛起了苹果,手法还挺溜。 „This idea is very good, but we first place it one side now, later considered.” “这个想法很好,但现在我们先把它放在一边,以后再考虑。” Another dwarf who does not have the front tooth speech to leak out raises hand saying: „Perhaps we can perform a danse du ventre before robbing to them.” 另一个没有门牙说话漏风的矮人举手道:“或许我们可以在抢劫前给他们表演一段肚皮舞。” Saying, him was raising own clothes, revealed fat belly that is drawing the face. 说着,他掀起了自己的衣服,露出了画着人脸的胖肚子。 „Right, I thought that this idea is very good!” “对对对,我觉得这个想法很好！” „Truly in was too truly good!” “实实实实在太棒了！” „Danse du ventre is the dance of most suitable dwarf plants, as the matter stands can also show our race characteristics!” “肚皮舞是最适合矮人的舞种,这样一来也能展现我们的种族特色！” Greathammer said unemotionally: „This idea is also very good, but one side first puts, we later considered. Other ideas?” 棒槌面无表情地说道:“这个想法也很好,但先放到一边,我们以后再考虑。还有其他想法吗？” The dwarves are looking at him. 矮人们都望着他。 The stutter dwarf pulled out the nail clippers: „Wants, or...... I help them cultivate/repair, refers to a finger/refers of nail?” 结巴矮人掏出了指甲刀:“要要要要不……我帮他们修一下,指指指甲？” Has not put on the fat dwarf of clothes to fish out an orange from the pants crotch: „I can give them the exhausted orange.” 没穿上衣的胖矮人从裤裆里摸出了一个橘子:“我可以给他们剥个橘子。” „I can also truncate a pear to them, what to do if they don't like eating the pear?” “我还可以给他们削个梨,不过万一他们不爱吃梨怎么办？” „Or do we rub a bath to them? Heard that human likes taking a bath very much. Although I do not like taking a bath, but for ideal, I was ready for any sacrifice!” “或者我们给他们搓个澡？听说人类很喜欢洗澡。虽然我不爱洗澡,但为了理想,我豁出去了！” The dwarves gave oneself idea, however, Greathammer all cannot have a liking. 矮人们纷纷提出了自己的想法,然而,棒槌全都看不上。 He lifts the hand stopped hand/subordinate clamoring, then pulled out one from the pocket slowly...... «Holy Bible». 他抬手停止了手下们的喧哗,然后缓缓地从衣兜里掏出了一本……《圣经》。 Yes, «Holy Bible». 是的,《圣经》。 He said meaningfully: „This, is we promotes the key of customer experience.” 他意味深长地说道:“这,才是我们提升客户体验的关键。” „What is this?” Some people raise hand to ask. “这是什么？”有人举手问。 „This is «Holy Bible»!” Greathammer happily said: „From now on, we must test to like persuading them, making them hand over willingly the valuable thing. In this way, we can they provide good be snatched the experience. Thus, they will take this road again, becomes our repeat customers!” “这是《圣经》！”棒槌得意地说道:“从现在开始,我们要试着用爱去感化他们,让他们心甘情愿地把值钱的东西交出来。通过这种方式,我们可以给他们提供良好的被抢体验。这样,他们才会再次走这一条路,成为我们的回头客！” „! The eldest child is really intelligent!” The dwarves sighed. “哇！老大真聪明！”矮人们纷纷感叹了起来。 „Eldest child!” The head tied the arms the dwarf of bandage to roll from the mountain, yes, rolled, then hit in Greathammer stone, once again hit badly beaten. “老大！”头上绑着绷带的矮人从山上滚了下来,是的,滚了下来,然后撞在棒槌身旁的石头上,又一次撞得头破血流。 Well, why can say? 咦,为什么要说又？ In brief, he covers the bandage unable to provide lodging, but also in the forehead of whirlwind blood, struggled to stand, pointed at east side is shouting: „Eldest child! Some customers visited! Super client!” 总之,他捂着绷带也管不住,还在飚血的脑门,挣扎着站了起来,指着东边喊道:“老大！有客户上门了！大客户！” „Copies the fellow!” The Greathammer roaring sound reverberated in the wooded mountains. “抄家伙！”棒槌的咆哮声在山林间回荡了开来。 The dwarves held the fellow rapidly, had the big shield, had the great axe, had the great hammer, had the flintlock, large size spiked club. In brief, each weapon is not proportional with their heights. 矮人们迅速操出了家伙,有大盾,有巨斧,有巨锤,有火枪,还有大号狼牙棒。总之,每一件武器跟他们的身高都不成正比。 „!” “出发！” „Snatches up them!” “抢光他们！” „Quite excited! Also can rob!” “好兴奋呀！又可以抢劫了！” The crazy dwarves follow Greathammer, cheered is starting to climb a mountain. The bandage dwarf also wants with, to be trampled, hits in the same stone. 疯狂的矮人们跟着棒槌,欢呼着开始爬山了。绷带矮人也想跟上去,被一脚踹了下来,又撞到同一颗石头上。 The mountain, the sparse trees, one group of dwarves the form that goes all out to crawl upward, looks from afar, probably ball that rolls upward. 高山,稀疏的树木,一群矮人拼命往上爬的身影,远远看去,就好像一个个往上滚的球似的。 Quick, they arrived at the summit. 很快,他们就来到了山顶。 Appears before them, is a silver moon flag,...... an entire silver moon knight group. Yes, one entire. 出现在他们面前的,是一面银月旗帜,还有……一整个银月骑士团。是的,一整个。 Gray and Shelley are riding a horse in most front, is Andrew, Carl, Jones, Dora, an entire wear elite armor, armed the silver moon knight group of tooth. Again in the future, several carriage that was fully laden with the thing. 格雷和雪莱骑着马走在最前头,然后是安德鲁、卡尔、琼斯、朵拉,还有一整个穿着精锐铠甲,武装到了牙齿的银月骑士团。再往后,还有几辆载满了东西的马车。 Lies on the summit, the Greathammer expression was stiff. 趴在山顶上,棒槌表情都僵掉了。 „Bandage! Bandage! Where died! You roll to the father!” “绷带！绷带！死哪去了！你他妈的给老子滚过来！” Still in being thrown into confusion entangles the bandage of bandage to tumble toward the forehead on pushes to Greathammer side. 还在手忙脚乱往脑门上缠绷带的绷带连滚带爬地挤到棒槌身边。 Points at the silver moon knight group of distant place, the Greathammer anger is exclaiming: „Is this damn you super client that I told?!” 指着远处的银月骑士团,棒槌怒吼道:“这他妈的就是你跟我说的大客户？！” „Yes!” “是呀！” „Damn their people are more than us!” “他妈的他们人比我们还多！” „Therefore is big!” The bandage replied excitedly. “所以才大呀！”绷带激动地答道。 The Greathammer expression was once again stiff. 棒槌的表情又一次僵掉了。 The bandage opens both hands, but also is gesticulating earnestly. 绷带张开双手,还在认真地比划着。 Nearby dwarves nod in abundance, expressed that is very big. 旁边的矮人们纷纷点头,表示真的很大。 „But, their person so many, what to do?” Finally had to have the opens the mouth of that little brain slightly. “可是,他们人那么多,怎么办？”总算有个稍微有那么一点点脑子的开口了。 „Did not fear, our eldest children have the secret weapon!” “不怕,我们老大有秘密武器！” „Right! Can persuade them with the love!” “对！可以用爱感化他们！” „Is! Does not need us to begin!” However, had the sound of brain quickly by concealing of not long brain. “就是就是！根本不需要我们动手！”然而,有脑子的声音很快被不长脑子的盖过去了。 Everyone stares at Greathammer to look with the hopeful vision, the corners of the mouth of Greathammer are twitching. 所有人都用充满期待的目光盯着棒槌看,棒槌的嘴角在抽搐。 both sides refused to budge some little time, Greathammer coughs two, said: „About using the love persuades them, this I also need to prepare again well. After all «Holy Bible» I only see p. 3, many characters did not know. However are not related, the military force is not good, we can also take by strategy!” 双方僵持了好一会,棒槌干咳两声,说道:“关于用爱感化他们,这个我还需要再好好准备准备。毕竟《圣经》我只看到第三页,还有好多字不认识。不过没关系,武力不行,我们还可以智取！” „! This sounds cool!” The dwarves said after a sigh. “哇！这听上去好酷！”矮人们纷纷感叹道。 ...... …… The team that in the emerald green hills, the silver moon knight rolls is walking slowly. 翠绿的群山之间,银月骑士团的队伍缓缓地走着。 Gray spreads out the map to look carefully. 格雷摊开地图细细地看。 „Road how with map on is a little different. Here should make a turn, however we have not seen the curve.” “路怎么跟地图上的有点不一样。这里应该转弯的,然而我们并没有看到转弯。” „Can be covered by the weed?” black cat complained: „I you told that do not take this type of road. This type of alley, at sixes and sevens anything likely happened. What we use is maps that ten copper coins from the stall buy.” “会不会被杂草盖住了？”黑猫抱怨道:“我就跟你说不要走这种路嘛。这种小路,乱七八糟的什么事都可能发生。我们用的还是一张从地摊上十个铜板买回来的地图。” „But this is the shortcut, if we take the main road, must bypass entire Caucasus Mountains to be good toward north. Such will be many a day of distance.” “可是这条是捷径,如果我们走大路,必须要往北绕过整个卡泽西斯山脉才行。那样会多很多天的路程。” „You have not thought that on the alley will probably encounter various dangers?” “你就没想过,小路上可能会遇到各种危险吗？” „Danger?” Gray turn head looked at an own knight group. “危险？”格雷回头看了一眼自己的骑士团。 „Good, I thought that ‚danger’ will walk around you on own initiative, only if his not long brain.” Helpless black cat the booth claw said. “好吧,我觉得‘危险’会主动绕着你走,除非他不长脑子。”黑猫无奈摊爪道。 „Very is truly troublesome, but, so long as has walked toward the west, will not be definitely wrong.” Gray thinks, said: „Perhaps we should send people to reconnoiter.” “确实挺麻烦的,不过,只要一直往西走,肯定就不会错的。”格雷想了想,说道:“也许我们应该派个人去侦察一下。” „I go!” In the mind Vivian volunteers hastily, then has not spoken again. “我去！”脑海中薇薇安连忙自告奋勇,然后就没再说话了。 „Eh...... she?” Gray asked low voice. “额……她已经去了？”格雷小声问。 „Yes.” Catherine replied. “是的。”凯瑟琳答道。 „Is she now so why positive? After her previous time comes back , is very positive, but also draws me to study «Holy Bible» frequently together. I even once think that she was persuaded by me, turned into the Saint demon to cause. But, on her the dark aura has not changed.” “她为什么现在这么积极？她上次回来后就特别积极,还经常拉着我一起研究《圣经》。我甚至一度以为她被我感化了,变成了圣魔使。可是,她身上的黑暗气息并没有改变。” „Who knows?” “谁知道呢？” „Perhaps she wants first to pretend to become the persuaded appearance, then induces you to degenerate. Really a deceitful devil.” black cat said with a smile secretly: „Hehe, what a pity, Mr. black cat has understood clearly all, discovered that the matter is not simple. She will not succeed!” “说不定她是想先假装成已经被感化的样子,然后再诱导你堕落。真是一只狡诈的恶魔呀。”黑猫窃笑道:“嘿嘿,可惜,黑猫老爷早就洞悉了一切,发现事情并不简单。她不会成功的！” The words have not said two, efficiency strange tall Vivian came back. 话还没说两句呢,效率奇高的薇薇安又回来了。 „What black cat aren't you saying my while me?” “黑猫你趁我不在说我什么了？” „Eh...... does not have, I praised you to be attractive.” “额……没,我夸你漂亮。” „Right?” “是吗？” „Naturally, this came from the sincere praise of spirit. You should to your beautiful appearance confident.” “当然,这是来自幽灵的诚挚赞美。你应该对自己的美貌有信心。” „Ok, first takes down, later has the opportunity to do accounts with you again. Gray, my investigates did passed/lived, surrounding road one group of chaotic, we look that the map was the same. Behind also one group of dwarves follow.” “算了,先记下,以后有机会再跟你算账。格雷,我查过了,周围的路一团乱,我们看不看地图都一样了。后面还有一群矮人跟着。” „One group of dwarves? Do they follow we to do?” “一群矮人？他们跟着我们干嘛？” „Does not know, who manages them. Does the ant that you will care about main house gate want to do? I do not care in any case. Gray, don't you meet the soaring technique? I suggested that you first walk one step to go to the Fiddes kings, making other person of walk on the line slowly! Can walk in any case sooner or later not? If you are follow they, too waste time! The key is, will affect to study!” “不知道,谁管他们呢。你会在乎家门口的蚂蚁想干嘛吗？反正我不在乎。格雷,你不是也会腾空术吗？我建议你先走一步前往菲德斯王都,让其他人自己慢慢走就行了！反正迟早能走出去的不是吗？如果你老是跟着他们的话,太浪费时间了！关键是,会影响学习！” „Eh......, but my soaring technique is not skilled.” “额……可是我的腾空术并不熟练。” „Doesn't matter, I can teach your essential secret, quick can be very skilled!” “没关系,我可以教你关键的秘诀,很快就可以很熟练了！” Silent, some little time silence. 沉默,好一会的沉默。 Gray asked low voice: „Catherine, what didn't you plan to say?” 格雷小声问道:“凯瑟琳,你不打算说点什么吗？” „I was pondering that the devil says the words that I want to speak, I can also say anything......” “我正在思考恶魔把我想说的话都说完了,我还能说什么……” „Do you also approve to do this?” “那你也赞成这样做咯？” „No, I did not approve, a devil actively promotes, definitely has what conspiracy.” “不,我不赞成,一只恶魔这么积极地推动,肯定有什么阴谋。” „Went too far! You think so me unexpectedly!” Vivian shouts. “太过分了！你居然这么看我！”薇薇安嚷嚷了起来。 „How otherwise do you want to make me see you? Demon demon young lady.” “不然你想让我怎么看你呢？魅魔小姐。” „Gray, do not listen her! Thinks people who Lion Capital cried for food! You must help them solve the grain question quickly!” “格雷,不要听她的！想想狮王都嗷嗷待哺的人民！你要赶快帮他们解决粮食问题！” „Before......, you did not say. I remember that you them described to forget honor at the sight of profits, superficial, stupid, the mediocre person of superficiality is coming. Added that this person gets what one deserves to starve to death.” “呵……之前你可不是这么说的。我记得你把他们形容为见利忘义、肤浅、愚蠢、短视的庸人来着。还说这种人就活该饿死。” „Do I awaken now was not good?” “我现在醒悟了不行吗？” „It is not good!” “不行！” In the mind, Vivian and Catherine also quarrelled. Gray is riding a horse to march forward speechless, leans the face, Gray has looked to the side was riding a horse, by Shelley that the mosquito harassment must look distressed. 脑海中,薇薇安和凯瑟琳又吵起来了。格雷无语地骑着马继续向前,侧过脸,格雷望向了身旁骑着马,被蚊虫骚扰得愁眉苦脸的雪莱。 „Are you all right?” Gray asked. “你没事吧？”格雷问。 Shelley stacks the smile to reply hastily: „All right, my anything matter does not have.” 雪莱连忙堆起笑容答道:“没事,我什么事都没有。” „Doesn't adapt to here? 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