( Thanked ‚are_’ very and ‚the small h dwelling’ and ‚the otaku collector’ hitting enjoyed!) （十分感谢‘are_’、‘小h宅’、‘宅男收藏家’的打赏！） ‚Aincrad’ 55th Floor, Granzam, before ‚Knights of the Blood’ headquarters,... ‘艾恩葛郎特’55层,格朗萨姆,‘血盟骑士团’总部前… The entrance place, two forms from this castle, just the two people expression and movement are actually completely different, an angry look of whole face, walking of threatening, that appearance, retreated in fear sufficiently some courage young people, but another was on the face has chocked up the color/look of helpless, followed in former's behind, one after the other passed through here. 门口处,两道身影从这座城堡中走了出来,只不过两人的表情与动作却是完全不同,一个满脸的怒色,气势汹汹的走着路,那个样子,足以吓退一些胆子小的人了,而另一个则是脸上摆满了无奈之色,跟在前者的身后,一前一后的经过了这里。 Looks that the front looked does not look own, considers only itself to walk, the dead weight dead weight that the footsteps also step on, sent out ‚bang bang bang’ sound of footsteps Asuna, Wu Yan sighed, helpless. 看着前方看都不看自己一眼,只顾自己走着路,脚步还踩的死重死重,发出‘砰砰砰’脚步声的亚丝娜,无言叹息了一声,无奈之极。 „I said, you are angry?...” “我说,你到底在生什么气啊？…” Asuna stopped the footsteps, fierce turning the head looked to Wu Yan, the anger on face, under footsteps heavier stepping on, approached before the Wu Yan's body, making Wu Yan have a scare, hastily retreat, but Asuna actually did not depend on flexure approached, compelled Wu Yan retreat repeatedly. 亚丝娜停下了脚步,猛的转头看向了无言,脸上的怒气更甚,脚步更重的踩下,逼近到无言的身前,让无言吓了一跳,连忙后退,可亚丝娜却不依不挠的逼近了过来,逼得无言频频的后退了。 „idiot idiot idiot!” Asuna with being full of anger sound, approaches Wu Yan, while said: „Do you know that what Character our Captain is? You think him Ability that only then leads? Can ‚Knights of the Blood’ in stand the Captain position in strongest Guild, you think that a battle efficiency, he can't sit?!” “笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋！”亚丝娜用充满怒气的声音,一边逼近无言,一边说道:“你知不知道我们团长到底是什么人物啊？你以为他只有领导的能力吗？能够在最强公会‘血盟骑士团’里站到团长的位置,你以为没有一点战斗力,他可以一直坐到底吗？！” „ma ma...” Wu Yan holds up both hands, has made a surrender shape. „This isn't that great? Are the matches more uninteresting?...” “嘛嘛…”无言举起双手,做了一个投降状。“这不是很好吗？对手越强才越有趣不是吗？…” „Ha? Are you idiot?” Asuna clenches teeth, said with indignant tone: „The Captain strength is not ordinary formidable, not only has Unique Skill ‚Holy Sword’, an attack and defense body, does not have the flaw, moreover his HP Bar has not fallen has been to the yellow, intensity already thorough has surpassed the game balanced. Radically is not existence of dimension!” “哈？你是笨蛋吗？”亚丝娜咬牙,用忿忿的语气说道:“团长的实力可不是普通的强大的,不但拥有独有技能‘神圣剑’,攻防一体,毫无破绽,而且他的hp槽从来都没有降到过黄色,强度已经彻底的超过了游戏的平衡了。根本就不是一个次元的存在啊！” Holy Sword ’ I have also heard „regarding Heathcliff Unique Skill ‚ much...” Wu Yan has held down the shoulder of Asuna, has shoved open the body that she approaches some. „His strength truly is not the ordinary player can compare, even if some solo duel formidable Floor BOSS were enough, but is could it be that my strength the dimension of player?...” “对于希兹克利夫的独有技能‘神圣剑’我也听说过不少…”无言按住了亚丝娜的肩膀,将她逼近过来的身体推开了些许。“他的实力确实不是普通的玩家可以比拟的,就算单挑一些强大的守关boss都足够了,可难道我的实力就是玩家的次元吗？…” hearing this, Asuna stares, this has thought got up, present person. But entire of recognition ‚Sword Art Online’ in strongest existence. A person makes a connection with ‚Aincrad’ near twenty floors ‚Fairy Sword Envoy’! 闻言,亚丝娜一愣,这才想了起来了,眼前的这个人。可是公认的整个‘sao’里最强的存在。一个人打通‘艾恩葛郎特’近二十层的‘精灵剑使’！ Thinks of here, the Asuna complexion was attractive much, but in the heart somewhat is anxious, own Captain and Wu Yan duel. What condition exactly will have, she is not clear. 想到这里,亚丝娜的脸色才好看了不少,不过心中还是有些惴惴不安,自己的团长与无言决斗。到底会发生什么样的状况,她自己也不清楚了。 Perhaps, Captain can defeat Wu Yan, breaks Wu Yan that invincible success... 或许,团长能够打败无言,打破无言那无敌的战绩… Also perhaps, Wu Yan has defeated Captain, breaks Captain that HP not to reduce to the yellow record... 又或许,无言打败了团长,打破团长那hp从来没有降为黄色的记录… No matter which won is the unsurpassed glory, but similarly, no matter which while lost, to ‚Sword Art Online’ the influence was not general big... 不管是哪一边赢了都是无上的荣耀,而同样的,不管是哪一边输了,对‘sao’的影响都不是一般的大… Finally. Will be what kind of?... 最后。到底会怎么样呢？… Finds Asuna that is some anticipations the somewhat restless puzzled expression. Wu Yan ill-humored white her eyes. 瞧见亚丝娜那即有些期待又有些不安的纠结表情。无言没好气的白了她一眼。 „Now do not think that many, to duel also three days, starts to be worried that now this is worried about that the careful hair has all fallen out or off entirely...” “现在就别想那么多了,离决斗还有三天的时间呢,现在就开始担心这担心那的,小心头发全掉光了…” „‚Sword Art Online’ will not fall the hair, cut to be also long.” Asuna whispered in a soft voice. Words that „the appearance in reality does not change. The appearance here will not change throughout...” “‘sao’里是不会掉头发的,剪了也会再长出来。”亚丝娜轻声嘀咕。“现实里的样子不改变的话。在这里的样子始终都不会改变的…” „yes, yes, yes...” Wu Yan crossed Asuna, walked. „Therefore your this small glutton has not changed fat Ma, to you are the gospel...” “是是是…”无言越过了亚丝娜,走了出去。“所以你这小吃货才没有变胖嘛,对你来说是福音…” „what did you say!” Asuna turns around, three and make two steps to run up to Wu Yan's behind, grasped crazy calling out: „I am not glutton!” “你说什么！”亚丝娜转身,三步并做两步的跑到无言的身后,抓狂的叫道:“我才不是吃货呢！” „That initially is whose one breath did swallow two Hamburgers to come? Even if I also eats one, small glutton...” “那当初是谁一口气吞了两个汉堡排来的？就算是我也就吃一个,小吃货…” „I... My that time only just so hungry...” “我…我那时只是刚好饿了而已…” „Hungry was also insufficient to eat that many, could it be that do you want to say you hungrily the entire two and three months?...” “饿了也不至于吃那么多,难道你想说你饿了整整两、三个月吗？…” „Does not have... Right, I was hungry two and three months!” “没…没错,我就是饿了两、三个月！” „Right?...” Wu Yan stopped suddenly, making response Asuna hit without enough time all of a sudden after him has carried on the back. “是吗？…”无言陡然停下,让来不及反应的亚丝娜一下子撞在了他的后背上。 Has turned around, Wu Yan was full of the happy expression vision to throw Asuna body, quite the reminder of good intention: „But if I have not remembered incorrectly, then the time, ‚Sword Art Online’ probably opens clothing/taking one month...” 转过身,无言饱含笑意的目光投到了亚丝娜的身上,颇为好心的提醒道:“可如果我没有记错的话,那么时候,‘sao’好像才开服一个月…” The Asuna personal appearance coagulated... 亚丝娜身形凝固住了… „Ojou-sama, could it be that you besides in ‚Sword Art Online’ in hungry one month, but also in the real world hungry over one month?...” Wu Yan is sizing up Asuna with the marvelous look, that appearance, probably in looking at one Deity that runs from the refugee hole is the same. “大小姐,难道你除了在‘sao’里饿了一个月之外,还在现实世界里饿了一个月以上？…”无言用奇妙的眼神打量着亚丝娜,那个样子,就好像是在看着一个从难民窟里跑出来的神人一样。 „How the miserable life experience can make you hungry one month, but can also support undying reluctantly...” Teasing that Wu Yan ridicules. “多么悲催的身世才能够让你饿了一个月,还能够勉强撑着不死…”无言揶揄的打趣道。 „You... Your this fellow...” Asuna closes one's eyes, a fist grips tightly, and holding up slowly, the elegant face rises red, does not know is the air/Qi or shames. “你…你这个家伙…”亚丝娜闭着眼睛,一只拳头紧握,并且慢慢的举起,俏脸涨得通红,也不知道是气的还是羞的。 Shot a look at one Asuna that because own reason touches own ears and cheeks for the monkey on the quick incarnation, Wu Yan hurries to stop, does not dare to tease again, if stirs up Asuna to become angry out of shame, that pleasure may be big, who knows that she can draw a sword directly... 瞥了一眼因为自己的缘故就快化身为猴子抓耳挠腮的亚丝娜,无言赶紧打住,不敢再取笑了,要是惹得亚丝娜恼羞成怒,那乐子可就大了,谁知道她会不会直接拔剑… At that moment, a Wu Yan language front revolution. „Ma, finally definitely is my craftsmanship good reason, therefore Asuna-san meets ‚loses self-control’.” 当下,无言语锋一转。“嘛,结果肯定是我的手艺太好的缘故,所以亚丝娜小姐才会‘失态’。” Asuna has bitten the lip, loud calling out: „You left are too favorite! That is just because ‚Sword Art Online’ is in the earlier period, Skill of chef has not raised, now, my cook definitely compared with your good!” 亚丝娜咬住了嘴唇,大声的叫道:“你别太得意了！那只不过是因为‘sao’处于前期,厨师的技能还没有提起来而已,现在,我的厨艺肯定比你的更好！” „Oh?...” This, Wu Yan actually came the interest, double bracelet in the chest front, depends Asuna is higher than above a height to overlook her. “哦？…”这回,无言倒是来了兴趣了,双手环在胸前,仗着比亚丝娜高一个头以上的身高俯视着她。 „One year ago my cooking Skill was good, now skilled is almost also quick completely, the Skill quick complete custom has met, like this your also confidence?...” “一年前我的料理技能就已经不错了,现在熟练度也差不多快满了,技能快全部习会了,这样你还有信心？…” „Has anything to be great!” Asuna has lifted small head proud. „My cooking Skill skilled is almost also about to fill!” “有什么了不起的！”亚丝娜骄傲的抬起了小脑袋。“我的料理技能熟练度也差不多快满了！” Wu Yan has been startled, was astonished. „Is so quick?” 无言怔了一下,讶异了。“这么快？” „That is natural!” On the Asuna face appeared a beautiful smiling face, boldly thrusts forward, has gathered in front of Wu Yan's own head, saying every single word or phrase: „Therefore, I am will not compare you to be bad absolutely!” “那是当然的了！”亚丝娜脸上浮现了一个美丽的笑容,挺身,将自己的脑袋凑到了无言的前面,一字一句的说道:“所以,我是绝对不会比你差的！” „That is uncertain...” Wu Yan extend the finger bit by bit, has made an education shape. „cooking Skill skilled only with the food suspension hook that can process, true cooking also needs matching between own understanding and food, meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce, seasoning, the ingredient and so on selection is also very important, your cooking Skill skilled can overtake me, cannot be able to overtake me on behalf of cooking!” “那可不一定哦…”无言伸出手指一点一点的,做了一个教育状。“料理技能熟练度只是与能够处理的食材挂钩而已,真正的料理还需要自己的理解和食材之间的搭配,酱汁、调味料、配料等等的选用也是很重要的,你的料理技能熟练度能够追得上我,不代表料理也能追得上我！” „Ha? Is your meaning my cooking is not very good?...” The Asuna anger came up. “哈？你的意思是我的料理很不行吗？…”亚丝娜火气上来了。 „Your cooking is not not certainly good!” Wu Yan cracks into a smile, exasperating does not pay with a life saying: „Had my cookbook, even if you are cooking rookie can also become a Grandmaster!” “你的料理当然不是不行了！”无言咧嘴一笑,气死人不偿命般的说道:“有了我的菜谱,就算你是个料理菜鸟也能成为大师的！” „Wait/Etc., this saying I cannot treat as have not heard!” Asuna loud saying: „Your cookbook just provides to cross the threshold to me, cooking that I make, is my, on your cookbook does not have!” “等等,这话我可不能当做没听见！”亚丝娜大声的说道:“你的菜谱只不过是给我提供入门而已,我做的料理,很多都是我自己的,你的菜谱上面才没有呢！” „Basic?...” The Wu Yan facial skin pulls out, although that cookbook in ‚Sword Art Online’ opens clothing/taking one month in produces in a hurry, at that time the cooking level in game were not high, therefore cooking Level does not have many, compared with oneself in that in the real world makes is day place, may the chef compared with general dining room be also good. “入门？…”无言脸皮一抽,虽然那本菜谱是在‘sao’开服一个月的时间里赶制出来的,那个时候自己在游戏里的料理水平也不高,所以料理的等级也没有多少,比起自己在现实世界里做的那是一个天一个地,可也比一般餐厅的厨师好了。 Finally to the Asuna mouth, has become has actually crossed the threshold with the novice existence of instruction book rank, may endure what else cannot be tolerated! 结果到了亚丝娜嘴中,却成了跟新手入门指导书一个级别的存在,是可忍孰不可忍！ „Since you spoke in this share...” Wu Yan deeply took a breath, said in the Asuna stunned facial expression. “既然你都说到了这个份上了…”无言深吸了一口气,在亚丝娜愕然的神情中说道。 „Duel!” “决斗吧！” „No... Is insufficient...” Asuna drew back two steps, on the face brought startled. „only cooking...” “不…不至于吧…”亚丝娜不禁退了两步,脸上带了点惊慌。“只是料理而已…” „Right! Is cooking!” Wu Yan imposing manner full grasped the fist. „Comes the duel with cooking!” “没错！就是料理！”无言气势满满的握起了拳头。“用料理来决斗！” „cooking duel?...” Asuna was shocked, the shortly afterwards interest was also raised got up, both hands fork waist. “料理决斗？…”亚丝娜愣住了,紧接着兴趣也被提了起来了,双手叉腰。 „You will certainly regret!” “你一定会后悔的！” „You will certainly prostrate oneself under my dinner table!” “你一定会拜倒在我的餐桌下的！” Therefore, an alternative duel like this launched... 于是,一场另类的决斗就这样展开了…