( Thanked ‚x16341313’ very hitting enjoyed!) （十分感谢‘x16341313’的打赏！） A while ago, when Wu Yan with Alice, because certain harmonies had the love matter had clashes of opinion, Marisa by Shameimaru Aya to the pit comes, finally, has happen to run upon the Wu Yan's muzzle. 前段时间,在无言跟爱丽丝因为某些和谐有爱的事情闹矛盾的时候,魔理沙被射命丸文给坑过来,结果,正好撞上了无言的枪口。 This is also not anything, key is, Marisa anything did not do at that time, made one is very the gossip appearance, made to be worried that was asked anything came to be impatient Wu Yan Marisa with Space Transfer to Teleportation , came directly the less seen the better. 这还不算什么,关键是,魔理沙当时什么不做,偏偏做出了一副很是八卦的样子,令得担心被问出什么来而感到不耐烦的无言直接将魔理沙用空间转移给转移了出去,来了个眼不见为净。 That time, actually, Wu Yan simply does not have accurately where wants to go to Teleportation Marisa, only wants to make Marisa hurry to leave, looked for a quite far Coordinate casually, passed to Teleportation Marisa. 那一次,其实,无言根本没有准确的想把魔理沙给转移到哪里去,只是想让魔理沙赶紧离开,随便找了一个比较远的坐标,就把魔理沙给转移了过去了。 Also precisely because of this, Marisa tragedy. 也正是因为这样,魔理沙悲剧了。 Marisa to Human Village by Teleportation . 魔理沙被转移到了人间之里里去了。 Moreover, was Teleportation to Human Village, in some background seemingly very big Sensei family/home. 而且,还是转移到了人间之里中,某个来头貌似很大的老师的家里。 Unfortunately, at that time, this Sensei was taking a bath probably, in the process of taking a bath does not know that has remembered any matter, direct stark naked walked from the bathroom, in own hall smooth slid. 好死不死的,当时,这个老师好像正在洗澡,在洗澡的过程中不知道想起了什么事情,直接一丝不挂的从浴室里走了出来,在自己家的大厅中光溜溜的溜了一圈。 Thereupon, happen to with own eyes was experienced scene of this Sensei run naked by Teleportation past Marisa in own. 于是乎,正好被转移过去的魔理沙亲眼见识到了这位老师在自己家中裸奔的场景。 An ordinary man anger, the blood splashes five steps, this Sensei acted crazy at the scene. 正所谓匹夫一怒,血溅五步,这位老师当场发飙了。 It is said that on that day, Marisa was punished by forcing to kneel in that Sensei family/home, has knelt fully one all day, and also has supplemented that Sensei sputtering rigid theorizing. 据说,那天,魔理沙被罚跪在那位老师的家中,整整跪了一整天,并且还附带了那位老师口沫横飞的说教。 It is said that the big mouth that Sensei that has not calmed down to stop up Marisa that does not block, next day not only has not made Marisa walk, but also makes Marisa look after one crowd of brat to the place that Sensei attended class. 据说,没有消气的那位老师为了堵住魔理沙那张毫无遮拦的大嘴,隔天不但没有让魔理沙走,还让魔理沙到那位老师上课的地方去照顾一群小屁孩。 It is said that to look after that crowd of brat, Marisa even including their feces and urine to clean up personally. miserable entire day. 据说,为了照顾那群小屁孩,魔理沙甚至连他们的大小便都得亲手去清理。悲催了整整一天。 It is said that this morning, that Sensei also made Marisa clean up the latrine pit. Said after having cleaned up the latrine pit, can walk. 据说,今天早上,那位老师还让魔理沙去清理了粪坑。说是清理了粪坑以后就能走了。 It is said that for this reason great happiness Marisa, for does not let these brat ‚stolen goods’ smear oneself that ‚natural’ Black and White attire. Some Black and White escaped bright light directly. 据说,为此大喜的魔理沙为了不让那些小屁孩的‘赃物’弄脏自己那身‘潇洒’的黑白装。某黑白直接脱了一个精光。 Then, did not have then... 然后,就没有然后了… By chance to Shameimaru Aya that Human Village selects material under many chance coincidences, extremely lucky experience this, being overjoyed its racket. 碰巧到人间之里去取材的射命丸文在很多很多机缘巧合下,极为幸运的见识到了这一幕,大喜过望的将其拍了下来。 Therefore, the Marisa light the body, was cleaning up one crowd of brat feces and urine picture of place then freshly to draw a charge. 因此,魔理沙光着身子,在清理着一群小屁孩们大小便的地方的照片便新鲜出炉了。 „Hahahaha!” Knew from the mouth of Shameimaru Aya Wu Yan that passing through of entire item matter laughed loudly to make noise, smiles the tears to be about to come out. “哈哈哈哈！”从射命丸文的嘴中知道了整件事情的经过的无言捧腹大笑出声,笑得眼泪都快出来了。 „misfortune Black and White is really misfortune Black and White, unexpectedly linked this bullshit matter to bump into. Should I say hello/you good? Hahahaha!” “不幸的黑白果然就是不幸的黑白,居然连这种坑爹的事情都碰上了。我该怎么说你好呢？哈哈哈哈！” „You smile! You also smile unexpectedly!” Flood was moved in the surface that in the space ripples extends glittering the purple dim light chains to tie up from the surroundings to heavily by, hangs in midair Marisa struggling of doom, while roared angrily. “你笑！你居然还笑！”被一条条从周围泛动中的空间涟漪里延伸出来的表面上闪烁着紫色幽光的锁链给重重捆住,吊在半空中的魔理沙一边死命的挣扎,一边怒叫而起。 „If not you, I will not be punished to look after one crowd of brat feces and urine by Keine, is your mistake!” “如果不是你,我就不会被慧音罚去照顾一群小屁孩的大小便了,都是你的错！” „Your this saying may be interesting, I just also had said that I may not have intentionally your Teleportation to that in Sensei family/home that called Keine, moreover Unfortunately, when opposite party run naked...” Smiling of Wu Yan cannot help laughing. “你这话可有趣了,我刚刚也说过了,我可没有故意把你转移到那个叫慧音的老师的家里去,而且还好死不死的在对方裸奔的时候…”无言忍俊不禁的笑着。 „In the final analysis, was your luck was too bad, Black and White. If you have that only Red and White 1/10 luck, so will not be definitely bad luck, but also by this only Paparazzi crow running upon. You definitely were controlled the misfortune gods having a liking for by some!” “归根究底,还是你的运气太差了,黑白。你要是有那只红白1的运气,肯定不会这么倒霉,还被这只狗仔乌鸦给撞上。你肯定被某个掌控着不幸的神明给看上了！” hearing this, Marisa cannot discover rebuttal the words to come unexpectedly obstinately, finally, can only disheartened as dangled. 闻言,魔理沙竟愣是找不出反驳的话语来,最后,只能丧气似的垂下头去了。 „That... I have confessed completely...” Another side, Shameimaru Aya cautiously is protecting own camera vigilantly, the whole face looks at Wu Yan. “那个…我已经全部都交代完毕了…”另一边,射命丸文小心翼翼的护着自己的相机,满脸警惕的看着无言。 „Can I walk?...” “我可以走了吧？…” „Do you worry to walk what are you doing?...” Wu Yan doubt inquiry extremely makes noise. “你那么着急着走干什么？…”无言狐疑万分的询问出声。 „Am I so fearful?...” “我有那么可怕吗？…” „Hehe...” Shameimaru Aya the hollow laugh makes noise immediately. “呵呵…”射命丸文顿时干笑出声。 „If you can promise me, later does not fudge to my camera, I will not fear you...” “如果你能答应我,以后不对我的相机动手脚,我就不会怕你了…” The sentiment, two times falls down in Wu Yan's hand. By Wu Yan taking Shameimaru Aya of important report source material is because feared that Wu Yan stares at own negative such to guard against Wu Yan's. 感情,前后两次栽倒在无言的手中。被无言给取走了重要的报道素材的射命丸文是因为怕无言盯上自己的底片才这么提防着无言的。 This makes Wu Yan dies in battle aerobic. 这让无言不由的一阵没好气。 „Relax, picture that so long as is not closely linked with me. I will not bump your camera!” “放心,只要不是跟我息息相关的照片。我是不会碰你的相机的！” hearing this, Shameimaru Aya then relaxed. 闻言,射命丸文这才松了一口气。 „That. I first went back to write to report, I must say good bye now!” “那。我就先回去写报道了,失陪了！” Then, Shameimaru Aya does not hit one greeting, then the plan directly flew away. 说完,射命丸文连招呼都不打一声,便打算直接飞走了。 Sees that Marisa was anxious. 见状,魔理沙急了。 If made Shameimaru Aya escape successfully, then, tomorrow, Marisa whole body smooth will then spread over entire Land of Fantasy in the report in cleaning up latrine pit. 若是让射命丸文成功逃脱了,那么,明天,魔理沙浑身光溜溜的在清理粪坑的报道便会传遍整个幻想乡。 When the time comes, Marisa thought, oneself simply did not use in Land of Fantasy mixed, did not need to go to see the person again, even was direct forgets about it. 到时候,魔理沙觉得,自己干脆就不用在幻想乡里混了,也不用再出去见人了,甚至直接死了算了。 only, has not waited for Marisa to respond, Wu Yan then first make a move, again held the Shameimaru Aya collar, Shameimaru Aya that will plan to fly away mentioning own front. 只是,没等魔理沙反应过来,无言便先一步出手,再一次的抓住了射命丸文的衣领,将打算飞走的射命丸文给提到了自己的面前。 „Wait/Etc.! First leaves anxiously walking!” “等等！先别急着走！” „You really reneged on a promise!” Also thinks that Wu Yan wants to move Shameimaru Aya of own negative to struggle desperately. “你果然反悔了！”还以为无言又想动自己的底片的射命丸文拼死挣扎了。 „This, you gave up any idea of that takes away my important report source material again!” “这回,你休想再拿走我重要的报道素材！” „Who cherished the source material of misfortune Black and White run naked cleaning up latrine pit?...” Wu Yan curled the lip. “谁稀罕不幸黑白裸奔清理粪坑的素材了？…”无言撇了撇嘴。 „My only wants you to help me!” “我只是想要你帮我一个忙而已！” „Busy?...” Shameimaru Aya stopped struggling, including Marisa forgot the matter that oneself possibly can bring ruin and shame upon oneself, the curious vision will throw to Wu Yan's body. “忙？…”射命丸文停下了挣扎,连魔理沙都忘记自己可能会身败名裂的事情,将好奇的目光投到无言的身上了。 „What busy?...” “什么忙啊？…” „Before that you answered me first an issue...” Wu Yan touches own chin, like this asked one. “在那之前,你先回答我一个问题…”无言摸了摸自己的下巴,这样子问了一句。 „As purely strongest existence of speed in Land of Fantasy, Paparazzi Aya, you can, in others absolutely do not have the means to respond in the situation, takes the blood of someone body?...” “身为纯粹速度在幻想乡里最强的存在,狗仔文,你能在别人完全没有办法反应过来的情况下,取走某一个人身上的血液吗？…” „Draws blood?...” Shameimaru Aya was startled. “取血？…”射命丸文怔住了。 „In Scarlet Devil Mansion was could it be that hungry you to need you yourself to come out to look for the blood to drink?...” “红魔馆里难道饿着你了才需要你自己出来找血喝吗？…” „I draw blood am not used to drink!” Wu Yan turned a supercilious look. “我取血不是用来喝的！”无言翻了一个白眼。 „You told me to accomplish then it will be alright directly!” “你直接告诉我能不能办到就行了！” „Who that must have a look is!” Shameimaru Aya replied truthfully, and throwing out the chest chest cavity. “那得看看是什么人！”射命丸文如实回答了,并挺了挺胸膛。 „Generally, so long as compared with I too many people, I should unable to achieve in his body stick a needle, takes some blood, is not difficult!” “一般,只要不是比我强太多的人,我应该能够做到神不知鬼不觉的在他身上扎上一针,取走一些血液的话,不算困难！” „That...” Wu Yan has considered. “那…”无言斟酌了一下。 „If this person usually is actually not very strong, but can actually open in fight hangs getting stronger, is the manner quite slow?...” “如果这个人平常其实并不是很强,但在打架的时候却能开挂变强,为人相当迟钝呢？…” „Usually is not very strong... Fight time can open hangs getting stronger... Manner quite slow...” Shameimaru Aya corner of the mouth twitch. “平常不是很强…打架的时候能开挂变强…为人相当的迟钝…”射命丸文嘴角一抽。 „Why I thought that this person is very probably ripe?...” “为什么我觉得这个人好像很熟呢？…” Let alone Shameimaru Aya, including Marisa this IQ, even if did not have nine unable to surpass ten fellow stunned. 别说射命丸文了,连魔理沙这个智商即使没有九也超不过十的家伙都愕然了起来。 „This person, should not be...” “这个人,该不会是…” „Right!” Wu Yan has not concealed. “没错！”无言也没有隐瞒。 „Is Reimu!” “就是灵梦！” The voice just fell, Shameimaru Aya then immediately changes into together afterimage, runs away also resembles flies outward. 话音才刚刚落下,射命丸文便立即化为一道残影,逃也似的往外飞去。 Already expected Shameimaru Aya response Wu Yan is almost the hand wields during the same period of time, was changing into the afterimage Shameimaru Aya front, space ripples then fluctuated, but got up. 早已料到射命丸文的反应的无言几乎是在同一时间里手一挥,在化为残影的射命丸文的前方,一个空间涟漪便波动而起了。 Shameimaru Aya cannot choose the exact way because of flurry, castrates to grip that fluctuation that did not reduce directly, but in space ripples, the next instance, appeared in Wu Yan's side unexpectedly directly, by Wu Yan holding. 射命丸文慌不择路,去势不减的直接扎进了那个波动而起的空间涟漪里,下一个瞬间,竟是直接出现在了无言的身边,被无言给抓住了。 „let me go!” Shameimaru Aya struggles. “放开我！”射命丸文挣扎而起。 „Words who you want dead go, do not tow me!” “你想死的话自己去,别拖上我啊！” „Death?...” Wu Yan strong hold back roll one's eyes impulsed. “死？…”无言强忍住了翻白眼的冲动了。 „Has exaggeration that?...” “有那么夸张吗？…” „That is you do not know that Reimu was angry is any appearance!” Shameimaru Aya shouts to make noise. “那是你不知道灵梦生起气来是什么样子的！”射命丸文嚷嚷出声。 „If I have done, Reimu can definitely be mad directly gives extermination me, in I give the life before the god of great news, how can I die?!” “如果我真的那么做了,灵梦肯定会气得直接把我给退治了,在我将生命奉献给伟大的新闻之神前,我怎么可以死呢？！” „only takes a drop of blood, you too have exaggerated...” Wu Yan leisurely saying however. “只是取一滴血而已,你太夸张了…”无言施施然的说道。 „Your isn't speed quick?...” “你的速度不是很快吗？…” „Again quickly also useless, even if I can, in Reimu could not realize in the situation of approaches her, my also impossible takes the blood from her body!” Shameimaru Aya painstakingly a small face. “再快也没用,就算我真能在灵梦察觉不到的情况下接近她,我也不可能从她身上取到血液的！”射命丸文苦着一张小脸。 „In Land of Fantasy, Reimu is invincible, all may injure to the attack of Reimu is impossible is effective, even if only gripped in the past with the needle, Reimu may be painful, but can bleed has not known!” “在幻想乡里,灵梦就是无敌的,所有有可能伤害到灵梦的攻击都是不可能奏效的,哪怕只是拿根针过去扎一下,灵梦或许会痛,但会不会流血还不知道呢！” „Truly...” Wu Yan frowned, shortly afterwards has then stretched. “确实…”无言皱起了眉头,紧接着便舒展了开来。 „No matter what, we must try!” “不管怎么样,咱们总得试试！” Then, does not give the Shameimaru Aya protest the opportunity, Wu Yan one hand raises Shameimaru Aya, one hand is raising Marisa, walks in the Hakurei Shrine direction... ( to be continued ) 说完,不给射命丸文抗议的机会,无言一手提着射命丸文,一手提着魔理沙,往博丽神社的方向走去…(未完待续)