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Chapter 48 第48章 Hunchback Chef God Zi Xiu (First Part) 驼厨神紫修(上) The smiling face on Miss Meng face already in appearing briefly vanished, said: „You have been mistaken, I 22 -year-old, I called purple Qing Meng this year, you later directly called my name to be good, did not want Miss Meng and Miss Meng. Our culinary arts department is an small department in institute, besides population least magic system, must be we, is the institute more than 1000 people, is divided into five grades, each grade five classes, distinguish professor hot dish cuisine , cold dish cuisine , pastry, medicinal cuisine and place snacks. And studies the hot dish cuisine person to be most, accounts for one-third of each grade population probably. As for me, I am cold dish cuisine am the fifth-grade student, in the meantime, I am also Knife Arts Teacher of department. Therefore, how you think.” 梦姑娘脸上的笑容早已在昙花一现中消失了,道:“你看走眼了,我今年已经22岁,我叫紫清梦,你以后直接叫我的名字就行了,不要梦姑娘、梦姑娘的。我们厨艺系是学院中的一个小系,除了人数最少的魔法系以外,就要算我们了,全系学院才1000多人,分成五个年级,每个年级五个班,分别教授热菜烹饪、凉菜冷拼、面点、药膳和地方小吃。其中学习热菜烹饪的人最多,大概占每个年级人数的1。至于我,我是凉菜冷拼系五年级学员,同时,我也是本系的刀功老师。所以,你怎样认为都可以。” Knife Arts Teacher? It seems like oneself has not been mistaken! oneself most excels is also knife arts, has the opportunity to probably with her compare notes. Nian Bing thought that to follow purple Qing Meng to get to the institute entrance at the same time. Four students who is responsible for guarding see her, immediately straightens up the body, in the eye reveals the respectful color, said with one voice: „School leader is good.” 刀功老师？看来自己并没有走眼啊！自己最擅长的也是刀功,有机会到真要和她切磋一下。念冰一边想着,已经跟随紫清梦走到了学院门口。负责守卫的四名学员一看到她,立刻挺直身体,眼中流露出恭敬之色,齐声道:“学长好。” Purple Qing Meng nodded, has not stayed, bringing Nian Bing to walk into the institute, „why did they ask your school leader not to call you teacher?” Nian Bing asked doubts in heart. 紫清梦只是点了点头,并没有停留,带着念冰走入了学院,“他们为什么叫你学长而不称你为老师呢？”念冰问出心中的疑惑。 Purple Qing Meng shot a look at his one eyes, said: „Because I in Martial Arts am that side am a student, similarly is also the fifth-grade student, they naturally can call my school leader. Forgot to tell you, in this institute, so long as your ability enough dealt with the test, can and study several specialties, naturally, the school expense probably, but must through the test of this department.” 紫清梦瞥了他一眼,道:“因为我在武技系那边就是学生,同样也是五年级学员,他们自然会叫我学长。哦,忘了告诉你,在本学院中,只要你能力足够应付考试,可以兼学几个专业,当然,学费是必须的,还要通过该系的考试。” In the Nian Bing heart moves, on feeling bit by bit purple Qing Meng chilly aura, said: „I think that what you should major is Martial Arts, is the culinary arts department your taking as an elective?” His vision has not stayed on purple Qing Meng, but looks at front this giant drill ground, in the drill ground at least several thousand people are moving, some chatted, some compared notes Martial Arts, some were walking, several thousand people actually appeared very lonely in this drill ground, the giant drill ground ground does not know that with any shop, the ground became the bluish gray color, in the feeling was hard. Around the drill ground, is reaches as high as eight constructions, these should be the classroom buildings, Nian Bing first time sees the so big construction, suddenly to this Dream Orchid Academy curious has increased several points. 念冰心中一动,感受着着紫清梦身上清冷的气息,道:“我想,你应该主修的是武技吧,厨艺系是你的选修？”他的目光并没有停留在紫清梦身上,而是看着面前这巨大的操场,操场上至少有数千人在活动,有的聊天,有的切磋武技,有的在步行,几千人在这个操场上却显得很冷清,巨大的操场地面不知道是用什么铺成的,地面成青灰色,感觉上非常坚硬。在操场周围,是一栋栋高达八层的建筑,那些应该就是教学楼了,念冰还是第一次看到如此高大的建筑,一时间对这兰梦学院的好奇不禁更增添了几分。 Purple Qing Meng somewhat surprised looks at Nian Bing, said: „How you know.” 紫清梦有些惊讶的看着念冰,道:“你怎么知道。” Nian Bing said with a smile: „I said that guesses, you do believe?” He guesses certainly that but guessed that well-founded, purple Qing Meng when introducing Dream Orchid Academy, first said is Martial Arts is but is not the culinary arts department, moreover she when narrating the magnificence of Martial Arts department, the look on face somewhat is obviously self-satisfied, but spoke of culinary arts is, among the looks wanted light many. Nian Bing is good at observing, unknowingly revealed some facial expressions that to make the correct judgment from her. 念冰微笑道:“我说是猜的,你信不信？”他当然是猜的,只不过猜测是有根据的,紫清梦在介绍兰梦学院时,首先说的就是武技系而不是厨艺系,而且她在讲述武技系的辉煌时,脸上的神色明显有些得意,而说到厨艺系时,神色间就要平淡的多了。念冰善于观察,从她不经意间流露出的些许神情就作出了正确的判断。 Purple Qing Meng has not closely examined, their silent traversing drill grounds, she brings Nian Bing to walk toward the west classroom building directly, when arrives at the classroom building, purple Qing Meng has not brought Nian Bing to go, instead leads him to bypass from the building, arrives at behind, „outside classroom building is mainly the teaching places of several big departments, culinary arts is in that building, later do not remember incorrectly, dormitory also similarly in building.” 紫清梦并没有追问,两人沉默的穿过操场,她带着念冰直接向西面的教学楼走去,当走到教学楼前时,紫清梦并没有带着念冰进去,反而带着他从楼旁绕过,来到后面,“外面的教学楼主要是几个大系的教学场所,厨艺系在那栋楼,以后不要记错了,宿舍也同样在楼里。” That is five buildings, if in other place, five buildings has calculated that was high, but compared with outside these eight buildings, this is really not anything, the entire building seems area to is not small. The institutes of communication put on these student similar the dark blue uniforms of outside drill ground, but on the chest not the big product label writes the culinary arts two characters. 那是一座五层楼,如果在别的地方,五层楼已经算非常高了,但与外面那些八层大楼相比,这实在不算什么,整座大楼看上去面积到是不小。来往的学院们都穿着与外面操场上那些学员同样的深蓝色制服,只不过胸口上不大的标牌都写着厨艺二字。 Purple Qing Meng is bringing on the Nian Bing step on five buildings, arrives at an office entrance, pushes the door to enter directly, Nian Bing follows behind her, has not seen inside situation, to heard a scream first. 紫清梦带着念冰蹬上五楼,来到一间办公室门口,直接推门而入,念冰跟在她后面,还没看到里面的情形,到先听到了一声尖叫。 „! Is who such does not have the custom, did not knock on a door comes......., Little Meng, is you! You want to scare to death me, after troubling you, knocks on a door to be good.” “啊！是谁这么没规矩,也不敲门就进来了。……,小梦,原来是你啊！你想吓死我,麻烦你以后敲门好不好。” Probe head of Nian Bing from purple Qing Meng looks to that sees only a man and a woman two people to tidy up the oneself not entire clothing, the man seems the 50-year-old appearance, is a little humpbacked, the head only then a red hair, center is bare, a barren hillside, the small eye, the garlic nose and big mouth fork, are almost used to smear the appearance the adjective to use on him likely are not excessive. What is unusual, formerly was seeming with his intimate that female wanted young were obviously many, had about 30 -year-old appearances, appearance fine, the stature and appearance were good, department oneself corsage that at this time reddened all over the face. 念冰从紫清梦背后探头向里看去,只见一男一女两个人正收拾着自己不整的衣衫,那男子看上去50多岁的样子,有点驼背,头上只有一圈红发,中央光秃秃的,像个贫瘠的山坡,小眼睛、蒜头鼻、大嘴叉,几乎用来丑化容貌的形容词用在他身上都不过份。奇特的是,先前明显在与他亲热的那名女子看上去要年轻的多了,只有30岁左右的样子,容貌佼好,身材、长相都不错,此时正满脸通红的系自己的胸衣。 [Say / Way] that purple Qing Meng lets somebody cool off or calm down: „Big sentiment Saint, I led the new student to come to you.” 紫清梦冷冷的道:“大情圣,我给你带新学员来了。” The humpbacked man coughs several, said: „New student you decided was not good, why can bring to come to here? Good, you come. Small reluctant to part, you exit first, I am looking for you.” 驼背男子咳嗽几声,道:“新学员你说了算不就好了,何必非要带到我这里来呢？好了,你们进来吧。小依依,你先出去,有空我在找你。” Listens to him to use the whining sound to call the small reluctant to part three characters, Nian Bing to have the impulsion that turns around to walk , is this Department Director of culinary arts department? The middle-aged female throws a coquettish look to that Department Director, as if has not seen appearance handsome Nian Bing, has entrained the coat, goes calmly. But purple Qing Meng as if already became accustomed to these, complexion not any change. 听他用嗲声叫出小依依三个字,念冰真有转身就走的冲动,这就是厨艺系的系主任？中年女子向那系主任抛个媚眼,仿佛没有看到容貌英俊的念冰似的,拽了拽上衣,从容而去。而紫清梦似乎对这些早就习以为常了,脸色并没有任何变化。 Humpbacked Department Director coughs, said: „Come, first sits. Here is a little slightly chaotic.” Truly is chaotic, moreover is not slightly, the entire big work indoor thing leaves about in all directions, on table even also puddle water Jinan, but the air in office to also reckons up newly. Purple Qing Meng and Nian Bing arrive in the room, after that Department Director has tidied up two tables simply, falls the vision on Nian Bing, „can make the Little Meng belt come personally, it seems like it was some skills. The young fellows, what can you?” 驼背系主任咳嗽一声,道:“来,先坐吧。我这里稍微有点乱。”确实是乱,而且不是稍微,整个大办公室内东西四处乱放,桌子上甚至还有一小滩水济,但办公室内的空气到还算清新。紫清梦和念冰走到屋里,那系主任简单的收拾了两下桌子后,就将目光落在念冰身上,“能让小梦亲自带过来,看来是有些本事了。小伙子,你都会什么？” Nian Bing coughs, on the face as before is maintaining the smile, „before I am only, will study will cook several days later. Thinks that your institute studies culinary arts.” 念冰咳嗽一声,脸上依旧保持着微笑,“我只是以前学过几天烹调而已。想到贵学院来学习一下厨艺。” The Department Director vision changes purple Qing Meng, purple Qing Meng cold voice said: „Do not think me, how many day of culinary arts people did you see have only studied to be able brilliant style empty lattice ? The people I taught you, you look at the office.” Then, seems not willing to keep the moment in this room, turns around to walk. 系主任目光转向紫清梦,紫清梦冷声道:“不要看我,你见过只学了几天厨艺的人就会锦字虚牖么？人我教给你了,你看着办吧。”说完,似乎不愿意在这房间多留一刻似的,转身就走。 Hears the brilliant style empty lattice four characters, the Department Director pale yellow both eyes ray put greatly, „brilliant style empty lattice , can you brilliant style empty lattice in Five Distinguished Knives?” 听到锦字虚牖四个字,系主任原本昏黄的双眼光芒大放,“锦字虚牖,你会五大名刀中的锦字虚牖？” Nian Bing looks at Department Director that joint prominent both hands, said: „Is, is only the crucial moment is not proficient.” His arrives is not modest, brilliant style empty lattice or Dragon Sacrifical Gathering Dancing, he have not the small disparity from the summit, but could not have the effect stage depending on the practice now, like such that Zha Ji said that what his present need was one becomes aware the character. 念冰看着系主任那骨节突出的双手,道:“算是吧,只是火候还不到家而已。”他这到不是谦虚,不论是锦字虚牖还是龙雩集舞,距离颠峰他还有不小的差距,但现在已经不是光凭练习就能有效果的阶段了,就像查极说的那样,他现在需要的是一个悟字。 „Is Zha Ji makes you look my?” Department Director sits returns to the position, but his these words made the Nian Bing whole body shake, gave a calm smile, said: „Perhaps besides Old Zha, nobody can teach that 20 years old of high and low brilliant style empty lattice person, you have no need surprisedly, has not thought really that Old Zha goes into hiding for 20 years, finally also had the news.” “是查极让你来找我的？”系主任重新坐回位置,但他的这句话却令念冰全身一震,淡然一笑,道:“除了老查以外,恐怕还没有人能教导出20岁上下就会锦字虚牖的人,你用不着惊讶,真没想到,老查销声匿迹20年,终于又有消息了。” „Do you know my master?” The Nian Bing sound is no longer tranquil, front appearance indecent old person, gives him an unfathomable feeling. “您认识我师傅？”念冰的声音不再平静,面前这容貌猥亵的老人,给他一种莫测高深的感觉。 Department Director smiles, said: „Hasn't your master mentioned Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu with you? The old fogy will not forget the old friends.” 系主任嘿嘿一笑,道:“难道你师傅没跟你提起过淫驼紫修么？那老家伙不会连老朋友都忘记了吧。” The Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu four characters hear, Nian Bing remembered Zha Ji to say to oneself immediately a few words, that was in the appraisal of Chef(s) to his age, in his age, five most splendid Chef(s), was called 5 Master Chef Gods by culinary arts, has the Demon, Fierce, Hunchback, Spirit, Mysterious nickname separately, Mysterious Chef God was also Ming Yuan and Ming Hui master, he also had the name of Kitchen Immortal, most excelled at some exquisite craftsmanship, as well as pasta manufacture. But oneself master Zha Ji, is the head of 5 Master Chef Gods, their five people once reunion three times, set up position, that three times are also called the culinary arts in history most powerful summit showdowns, Demon Chef Zha Ji by the energy of ghost axe finger of God, by a narrow margin obtains the final victory each time, but the abilities of other four kitchen gods also in turn slightly have the disparity. Zha Ji when appraises Hunchback Chef God, the expression is strange, he said: Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu that old lecher is in our five most has the characteristics, culinary arts of fellow not only wise, but also strange, perhaps you do not believe that the famous cuisine that he most excels , the inspiration of the woman finding, Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu, Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu, has not thought that Hunchback Chef God that this 5 Master Chef Gods is listed third unexpectedly in this culinary arts institute, when Department Director. 淫驼紫修四字一入耳,念冰顿时想起了查极曾经对自己说过的一段话,那是对他那个年代中厨师的评价,在他那个年代,有五名最出色的厨师,被厨艺称为五大厨神,分别有着鬼、烈、驼、灵、妙的外号,其中,妙厨神也就是明元和明辉的师傅,他又有厨中仙之称,最擅长一些小巧的手艺,以及面食制作。而自己的师傅查极,则是五大厨神之首,他们五人曾经聚首三次,来排定名次,那三次也被称为厨艺界有史以来最强盛的颠峰对决,鬼厨查极以鬼斧神工之能,每次都以微弱的优势获得最后胜利,而其他四位厨神的能力也只是依次略有差距而已。查极在评价驼厨神的时候,表情非常怪异,他说:淫驼紫修那个老不修是我们五个中最有特点的,那家伙的厨艺不但高明,而且怪异,或许你不相信,他最擅长的名菜,都是从女人身上找到的灵感,淫驼紫修,淫驼紫修,没想到,这五大厨神排名第三的驼厨神竟然在这家厨艺学院当系主任。 Nian Bing hurries to bow to Zi Xiu salutes saying: „The Zi Xiu senior, you are illustrious Hunchback Chef God! The younger generation was really disrespectful.” 念冰赶忙躬身向紫修行礼道:“紫修前辈,原来您就是赫赫有名的驼厨神啊！晚辈真是失礼了。” [Say / Way] that Zi Xiu some do not bear: „Was good, I most dislike these vulgar rituals, the boy, how long culinary arts you have studied with Zha Ji old! He now where? In the twenty years, his sound teaches does not have, outside culinary arts early greatly changed.” 紫修有些不耐的道:“行了,我最讨厌这些俗礼,小子,你跟查极老儿学了多久厨艺啊！他现在在哪儿呢？这二十年来,他一点音训也没有,外面的厨艺界早已经大变样了。” Is sending out from the body of Nian Bing sorrowfully, recalled that since master's guidance, he deeply inspires, „the Zi Xiu senior, my master passed away. Before I leave passed away. I follow the master scholarship eight years, his pure guidance, the Nian Bing moment does not dare to forget. Zi Xiu senior, you, since were the old friend of my master, you can tell me, who initially was my master sets the gambling to make, caused his disastrous defeat and selects the finishing a job muscle.” 悲哀从念冰的身上散发着,回想起师傅的教导,他不禁深吸口气,“紫修前辈,我师傅已经去世了。在我离开之前去世的。我跟随师傅学艺八年,他老人家的淳淳教导,念冰没有一刻敢忘。紫修前辈,您既然是我师傅的老朋友了,那您能不能告诉我,当初到底是谁和我师傅定下赌约,使他惨败并挑断手筋的。” The Hunchback of the Kitchen Zi Xiu eye turns, „Zha Ji old did die? Good, good that dying, he died, later front was short of one to press me. The death, dies, mother, how I have not died.” Although he in cursing, but, the Nian Bing actually clear discovery, his pair of joint prominently and should the extremely stable big hand unexpectedly in slightly is shivering, regarding Top Rank Chef(s), this is almost not the possible situation, the unceasing glittering of tears in the Zi Xiu eye, but the tears have not remained throughout, his dull sitting there, is similar to a vulture is like. 驼厨紫修眼睛一翻,“查极老儿死了么？好,死的好,他死了,以后前面就少了一个压着我的。死吧、死吧,妈的,我怎么还不死。”虽然他在咒骂着,但是,念冰却清晰的发现,他那双骨节突出、本应该极为稳定的大手竟然在微微的颤抖着,对于一位顶级厨师来说,这几乎是不可能出现的情况,泪光在紫修眼中不断的闪烁着,但泪水却始终没有留下来,他呆呆的坐在那里,如同一尊雕像似的。 „Senior Zi, you are all right. My master went, but, he goes to time is very serene, should not be sad.” Looks at the Zi Xiu appearance, Nian Bing understands, although front old person has struggled with the master for a lifetime, but, among them actually as before has the deep friendship. “紫前辈,您没事吧。我师傅已经去了,但是,他去的时候很安详,您就别难过了。”看着紫修的样子,念冰明白,面前的老人虽然与师傅争了一辈子,但是,他们之间却依旧存在着深厚的友谊。 „You have the matter I not to have the matter. Unexpectedly mother, Zha Ji this old thing dies is so early, does not know that his skill you have studied several points, if the Demon Chef technique has been lost, I arrived under unable to forgive him. The boys, you want to know that is who compels your master to select the finishing a job muscle? Good, so long as you can win me on culinary arts, I told you. Otherwise, forever do not want to know. My Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu means what he says, the possibility of absolutely not having stretched the rules. I will arrange you to attend class in fifth grade first, one year later, if you have not been able to achieve with culinary arts that I contend with, can get the hell out.” “你有事我都不会有事。妈的,查极这老东西竟然死的这么早,不知道他的本事你学了几分,要是鬼厨的技艺失传了,我就算到地底下也饶不了他。小子,你想知道是谁逼你师傅挑断手筋的么？好,只要你能在厨艺上赢我,我就告诉你。否则,你永远也别想知道。我淫驼紫修说话算话,绝对没有通融的可能。我会先安排你在五年级上课,一年之后,如果你还无法达到与我抗衡的厨艺,就可以滚蛋了。” Nian Bing respectful [say / way]: „Senior Zi, I think that did not need to be so long, I challenge to you now, hopes that you spoke the arithmetic, after losing, initially that the situation of Challenger will tell me.” 念冰恭敬的道:“紫前辈,我想,不用等那么久了,我现在就向您挑战,希望您说话算术,输了以后将当初那挑战者的情况告诉我。” „Now? Young fellows, and your devil master equally smelly fart, your very energy? Does your master have to tell you me most to excel at anything.” In the Hunchback of the Kitchen sound has been full of the arrogance. “现在？好小子,和你那死鬼师傅一样臭屁,你很能么？你师傅有没有告诉过你我最擅长什么。”驼厨声音中充满了傲气。 Nian Bing has smiled, although Zi Xiu in unceasing was cursing Zha Ji, but he actually understands that front Hunchback of the Kitchen and affection between Master oneself absolutely was extremely deep, „the Zi Xiu senior, I am please disrespectful. At that time the master appraised like this your, he said that the thing of Lewd Hunchback Zi Xiu that old lecher, except for will play several emerald veil congealing end, as well as lived to rip cracks outside exactly Heavy Eagle Hand, other things were nothing to speak, furthermore, is good in the creativity on the woman obtaining. Mother, old hunchbacked Zichang is uglier than me, has the woman who does not enlarge ones vision to like, simply is the anus of cripple evil( slanting) gate.” Completely what Nian Bing studies is the Zha Ji expression, vivid, personally here said like Zha Ji. Hunchback of the Kitchen Zi Xiu complexion that listens to suddenly blue suddenly red, changes again and again. 念冰笑了,虽然紫修在不断的咒骂着查极,但他却明白,面前这位驼厨与自己师傅之间的感情绝对是极为深厚的,“紫修前辈,请恕我不恭了。当时师傅是这样评价您的,他说,淫驼紫修那个老不修的东西,除了会耍几手翠幕端凝,以及生撕活裂重鹰手以外,其他的东西都不值一提,再有,就是在女人身上得到的创意还不错。妈的,老驼子长的比我丑多了,偏偏就有不开眼的女人喜欢,简直是瘸子的屁眼邪（斜）门。”念冰完全学的是查极的语气,绘声绘色,就像查极亲口在这里说的似的。听的驼厨紫修脸色忽青忽红,连连变化。 „Is good your Zha Ji, died also damn spoke my malicious remarks, you were the anus of cripple, such appraised me before the junior unexpectedly, snort|hum, waited for me to dig your grave.” Listened to the Nian Bing words, Hunchback of the Kitchen Zi Xiu to fly into a rage immediately, points at the nose of Nian Bing to stamp one's foot is cursing angrily, but, his tears finally were beyond control, flowed on the angry face under. “好你个查极,都死了还他妈的说我坏话,你才是瘸子的屁眼,在小辈面前竟然这么评价我,哼,等着我去刨你坟吧。”听了念冰的话,驼厨紫修顿时暴跳如雷,指着念冰的鼻子跳脚怒骂着,但是,他的眼泪却终于无法控制,在愤怒的面庞上流淌而下。 Nian Bing as if has not heard Hunchback of the Kitchen insult, lowered the head, said: „Master said that in Five Distinguished Knives ranks last emerald veil congealing end knife technique, only then you can cause perfect realm, this is he is unable to compare, among Five Distinguished Knives does not divide the priority actually, so long as can achieve perfect realm, is the culinary arts summits. He added that your ranks in Seven Great Forbidden Hands second living rips cracks exactly Heavy Eagle Hand, is in all Seven Great Forbidden Hands, can depend on hand to become Cai giving up study only, is he does not compare. Only in the hand the subtlety of strength grasps this point, you absolutely are Continent's Number One.” 念冰仿佛并没有听到驼厨的辱骂似的,低下头,道:“师傅说,五大名刀中排名最后一个的翠幕端凝刀法,只有您能使到完美境界,这是他无法相比的,五大名刀之间其实并不分先后,只要能达到完美境界,都是厨艺界的颠峰。他还说,您那排名在七大禁手第二位的生撕活裂重鹰手,是所有七大禁手中,唯一可以凭手成菜的绝学,是他比不上的。单是手上力量的微妙掌握这一点,您绝对是大陆第一。”
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