Chapter 870
第870章Blackpythonmadame
黑蟒夫人Ye Kongsaid with a smile, „, althoughwewere the Sirs, mayinthat the tiny bitcompared withyour familyGeneralCultivation Baseor the difference......”叶空笑道,“虽然我们都是大人,可比你家将军的修为还是差上那么一星半点……”
The tigermonsterdespisesat heart, youmissrealmcompared withourfamily/homeGeneral, unexpectedlysaid the tiny bit, is really shameless.
虎妖心里鄙视,你比我们家将军差一个境界,居然说一星半点,真是无耻。Howeverreceivedspirit stones, healsoembarrassedsaidanything, only thenpretendsto be enthralled is listening.
不过收了灵石,他也不好意思说什么,只有装作很入神地在听。Listens toYe Kongalso saying that „Iand otherswere newly-arrived , not the familiarsituation, thenwantsto inquiresomesituationswithyou, having a look atyellowGeneralissimohobbyanythingto abstain fromanything, so as to avoidalsoannoyedGeneralnot to be quick, everybodydid not causehappily.”
就听叶空又道,“我等初来乍到,也不熟悉情况,便想跟你打听一些情况,看看黄大将军爱好什么忌讳什么,也免得惹了将军不快,大家弄出不痛快。”
The tiger's headmonsteris busy atsaying with a smile, „Sir, thesesmallclear, actuallymy familyGeneralmosthobby......”tiger's headmonstergathersnear the Ye Kongear, saidvery muchmysticallyin a low voice,„is the chicken, Generallikeseating the chicken, tonightbanquetishundredchickenfeast!”
虎头妖忙笑道,“大人,这些小的都清楚,其实我家将军最爱好的……”虎头妖凑到叶空耳边,很神秘地低声说道,“是鸡,将军就喜欢吃鸡,今天晚上的宴席就是百鸡宴!”„Thishobby is actually very special.”Ye Kongnods, asked,„whatthatdoes abstain from?”
“这爱好倒是挺特殊。”叶空点头,又问,“那忌讳什么?”
The tiger's headmonstercontinuesto saylow voice,„Generalmostabstained fromothersraisehismain body, youmay10 million/absolutelylet alone, heget angryat the scene!”
虎头妖继续小声说道,“将军最忌讳人家提他的本体,你们可千万别说,他会当场翻脸的!”Cao Junfengalsocollects the head, asked that „yourGeneralmain bodywas......”曹俊锋也把脑袋凑过来,问道,“你们将军的本体是……”„Yellow weasel.”
“黄鼠狼。”Ye KongandCao Junfenglook at each otherone, saidstunned, „no wonder...... No wonderlikeseating the chicken.”叶空和曹俊锋对视一眼,愕然道,“怪不得……怪不得爱吃鸡。”Ye Kongalso asked that „thatyouhuman were cultivatormany, your was Monster Cultivatorveryrepugnanthumancultivator?”叶空又问道,“那你们这边人类修士多不多,你们妖修是不是很反感人类修士?”
The tiger's headmonsteris busy atshaking the head saying that „, welikehumancultivatorvery much, hearda few words that SirCity Lordsaidfrequentlymostlikedhumancultivator...... Usis situatedremotely, humancultivatorare few, fellowSirsaresmallfirstvisiblehumancultivator, heard that inBlack Dragon Cityhasmanyhumancultivator, including the Sirto have the common people.”
虎头妖忙摇头道,“没有没有,我们都很喜欢人类修士的,听说城主大人经常挂在嘴边的一句话就是最喜欢人类修士呢……只是我们这边地处偏僻,人类修士非常少,各位大人是小的第一次看见的人类修士,听说黑龙城里有不少人类修士,其中有大人有平民。”Ye Kongalsosaid,„thatItestyou, how the Sirsand do the common peopledifferentiate?”叶空又道,“那我考考你,大人和平民如何区分?”„Sir, yourexamination questiondid not have the difficulty.” The tiger's headmonstersaid with a smile, „whatwas hanging the signwas the Sir, whathas not hung the signwas the common people, what outside thatched shedwas the outcastes, thisdoes not know that was a fool.”
“大人,您的考题也太没有难度了。”虎头妖笑道,“挂着牌子的是大人,没挂牌子的是平民,外边草棚里的是贱民,这个都不知道,那是傻子。”You is a fool. Ye Kongtouches the nosealso saying that „good that veryyoureplied, Itestedyouagain, howcanbe the Sir, whatadvantagewas the Siralsoto have?”
你才是傻子。叶空摸摸鼻子又道,“你回答的很不错,那我再考考你,怎么样才能做大人,做了大人又有什么好处?”
The tiger's headmonstersaid with a smilegruffly, „Sir, youmoreasked that was easier. Cultivation Basetakes a higher position to be the Sir, meltedpill, has been the Sir, cangive the nameto open the cave mansion, but can also the freewalkfour directions, do businessgainsspirit stones, command respect. The equalization the shape, has madeGeneral, but can also have jurisdiction over a side, enjoysShape-Transformation Water that SirCity Lordissuesregularly, the cultivatespeeddrasticallypromotes!”
虎头妖憨笑道,“大人,您越问越容易了。修为高就能做大人呗,化了丹,做了大人,就可以取名字开洞府,还可以自由行走四方,做生意赚灵石,受人尊敬。等化了形,做了将军,还能管辖一方,定期享受城主大人颁发的化形之水,修炼速度大幅提升啊!”
The Ye Kongnodalsoasked that lastissue, „whatsituation is thatoffering valuable advicecongress, the futureiswho?”叶空点头又问出最后一个问题,“那献宝大会又是什么情况,来者都是何人?”
The tiger's headmonsterreplied: „This yearis20long livebirthdays of SirCity Lord, must therefore celebratewantonly, Generaldoes not wantto stayinthissmall village, wantsto offer a treasurewhilethisopportunity, obtains the favor of SirCity Lord, adjustsBlack Dragon Cityhim. Thereforeinvitednearbyperson of same beliefgood friendto come, everybodyexchanged the treasure, two that tradedcanlet the rarething that City Lordlooked atto glance, the guest who camehadflowermonsterGeneral, Sir who whitefemaleGeneral, meltedpilltimemuch.”
虎头妖回答道:“今年是城主大人的20万岁寿诞,所以要大肆庆祝一番,将军不想在这个小村呆下去了,想要趁此机会献上一件宝物,得到城主大人的青睐,将他调去黑龙城。所以邀请附近的同道好友过来,大家交流一下宝物,换的一件两件能让城主看上眼的稀罕玩意,来的客人有花妖将军,白女将军,还有不少化丹期的大人。”„, In front ofyouguided, Iand others have a look.”Ye Kongnot making a soundslips offstorage ring, hangs upstorage pouch, moves towardin the villagewith the fronttiger's headmonster the biggestgarden.
“原来如此,那你前边带路,我等也去看看。”叶空不声不响把储物戒指褪下,挂上一个储物袋,跟着前边的虎头妖走向村中最大的庭院。Entersin the institute, inside sees only is also flower-decked, the greencreate shades, the environmentis happy.
走进院中,只见里边也是繁花似锦,绿色成荫,环境怡然。Crossed the entrancewall screening a gate, across the zigzag bridge, Ye Kongand the otherssawnear the frontwater surfacein a platformto standmanyMonster Cultivator.
过了大门口的照壁,穿过九曲桥,叶空等人看见前方水面边一个平台上站了不少妖修。TheseMonster Cultivatordo not haveShape Transformationto be thorough, someare going against the animalhead, someare towing a long tail, buteach oneclothingare actually magnificent and expensive, the manneris courteous.
这些妖修都没有化形透彻,有的顶着个动物脑袋,有的拖着一条长尾巴,不过倒是个个衣衫华贵,举止有礼。Thesebeastmonstersare divided intotwogroupsobviously, onegroup of populationare few, butwas shooting the breeze, the soundmade noise\; But anothergrouppersonare many, actuallyeach oneloweyebrowsare suitable for the item, does not dareto speakloud, is standingpeacefully, but alsooftencompensatesto smile.
那些兽妖明显分成两拨,一拨人数较少,可是却都在高谈阔论,声音喧闹\;而另一拨虽然人多,却个个低眉顺目,不敢高声说话,安静地站着,还不时赔笑。Ye Kongis busy atlookingwithUncleHeavenly Eye,sees only the fellows who thesemake noiseto haveCore Formation StageCultivation Base, butpeaceful is actually Foundation Establishment StageCultivation Base.叶空忙用天眼叔看去,只见那些喧闹的家伙都有结丹期修为了,而安静的却都是筑基期修为。Cao Muselooks at that side, said with a smilelow voice, „reallycannot think, Monster Cultivatorin the same place , was the same withourhumancultivator.”曹慕色看着那边,小声笑道,“真是想不到,妖修在一起,也和我们人类修士一样。”Ye Kongalsosmiled, the heartsaid,day his ancestors, felt the zoowas ordinary.叶空也笑了笑,心道,日他先人,感觉到了动物园一般。Hissometoodo not adapt, butCao MuseandCao Junfengthinkstrange, has not discriminated againsttheseanimals. Monster Cultivator is also cultivator, manyMonster CultivatorMagical Powerare boundless, moreoverMonster Cultivatoralsonot necessarilyallevil, compares, Monster Cultivatorbe more temperate than theseDemonic Cultivator.
他有些不太适应,可曹慕色和曹俊锋却只是觉得稀奇,并没有歧视这些动物。妖修也是修士,很多妖修都法力无边的,而且妖修也不见得个个邪恶,相比来说,妖修要比那些修魔者温和多了。
The tiger's headmonsterhas the Ye Kongthreepeoplealsoto arrive at the platformto stand firm, saidrespectfully,„threeSirs, mythisgoes to passreportsGeneral, asking the Sirsto wait a minute.”
虎头妖带着叶空三人也走到平台站定,恭敬说道,“三位大人,我这就进去通禀将军,请大人们稍候。”
The tiger's headmonstersaluted, entersone side in the platformbighouse.
虎头妖行了个礼,走进平台一侧的高大房屋中。Thisplatformconstructsnear the water, one sideis the parentsbigroom, otherthreeare the lowwater surfaces, by a model of uniquezigzag bridgeandoutsideconnected.
这处平台临水而建,一侧是高堂大屋,另外三面都是低低的水面,由一款别致的九曲桥和外边相连。Ye Kongleans against a railingto standin the platformborder, looks at the breezeswingingwillow branch, the goldfishhas a good swim the blue waterat present, cannot help but completely relaxed, opens the mouthto sigh,„thisis the cross-straitcourtesansalldepends on the water, the toweruntil the mountain, cannot think that herereallyhassuchbeautiful scene, reallycannot think.”叶空凭栏站立在平台边沿,看着眼前微风摆动柳枝,金鱼畅游碧水,不由得心旷神怡,开口叹道,“这正是两岸花柳全依水,一路楼台直到山,想不到此处竟然有如此美景,真是想不到啊。”„Goodpoem, to be quite loose, goodbright colors!” A voice of womanconveys. Thatsoundis clear, bringsto whineintent.
“好诗,好风流,好文彩!”一个女人的声音传来。那声音清脆,却又带着嗲意。Ye Kongturns headto look,sees onlypinkembroidered shoesto walkleisurely, the small feetis not big, light greenlong skirtalong witharrange/clothswinging...... The line of sightagainupward, thatgracefulsmallwaist is really Top Grade, perhaps the Cao MuseCao Muqingsisterscannotcompare...... Againupward.! The mighty wavesare good„the chest”to well up, the clothescannot wrap up, moreoverinclothestwogroups, but alsoactsalong with the Masteris shiveringgorgeously......叶空扭头看去,只见一双粉色绣花鞋款款走来,小脚不大,湖绿的长裙随布幅摆动……视线再往上,哇,那盈盈的小腰真是极品,恐怕曹慕色曹慕情姐妹都不能比……再往上。哇!波涛好“胸”涌啊,衣服都包不住,而且衣内两团,还随着主人动作在巍然颤动……Naturally, ifyoudo not look atthisfemalehead, youcertainlyone's blood bubbles up to the brim, the lower bellyswells. Maywait forYe Kongto transfer tohisface the line of sight, Yealmostmustspit blood.
当然了,如果你不看此女脑袋,你一定会热血沸腾,下腹发胀。可等叶空把视线移到其面部,叶某人几乎要吐血了。Thisfemaleunexpectedlyis a pythonmonster, is a blackpython, thathead, thatscale, thattongue...... The Ye Kongbigregret, dayhis is the ancestorsboardboard, whatpoemall rightto recite?
此女竟然是一条蟒妖,还是一条黑蟒,那脑袋,那鳞片,那舌头……叶空大悔,日他先人板板,没事吟什么诗嘛?Side the pythonmonsterwalksonetop/withstandMonster Cultivator of antler, deermonsteris saying with a smile, „thisFellow Daoistreallygoodbright colors, worthilyto make the blackscalemadameshave a liking for the eye, Fellow Daoistyoufortunately, Ienviedyou.”
蟒妖身边又走来一个顶着鹿角的妖修,鹿妖笑道,“这位道友果然好文彩,不愧让黑鳞夫人都看上了眼,道友你有幸了,我都羡慕你呀。”Alsodoes not know that thisdeermonsteranythingaesthetic standard, in any caseYe Kongtopythonmonsterfeeling„nature”interest, hehastilywill not beckon with the hand saying that „the Fellow Daoisterroneousapproved, Yekuiis not at all, actuallythiseternitybeautiful line, the authorwill have someone else, will not beYethisworldlingcareless personcanmake.”
也不知道这鹿妖到底什么审美观,反正叶空是不会对蟒蛇妖感“性”趣的,他连忙摆手道,“道友谬赞了,叶某愧不敢当啊,其实这种千古佳句,作者另有其人,不是叶某这种俗人粗人能够作出的。”
The blackpythonmadamesaid with a smile, „Fellow Daoistwas modest.”
黑蟒夫人笑道,“道友谦虚了。”„Is immodest, actually this author of poem......” the Ye Kongcorner of the eyemoves, is seeingCao Junfengto take pleasure in others'misfortunesinthat.
“不谦虚不谦虚,其实此诗的作者……”叶空眼角一动,正看见曹俊锋在那兴灾乐祸呢。„Actually the authorishe!”Ye Kongliftshandfinger/refers of Cao Junfeng.
“其实作者是他!”叶空抬手一指曹俊锋。Mean! Youwere too mean! Standshas not thought of the bitter experienceunexpected misfortuneinnearbyCao Junfeng, wishes one could to go all outwithYe Kong.
卑鄙!你太卑鄙了!站在一旁的曹俊锋没想到遭遇无妄之灾,恨不得冲上来跟叶空拼命。Ye Kongactuallyindifferentlyvery much , to continue saying that „mythisfriendCaoFellow Daoist Junfeng, thatisstaturewritingCaicomplements each other, the bedgoes to bedto work hardcompletely, thiseternitybeautiful line, only thenCaoFellow Daoistcould say!”叶空却无所谓地很,继续道,“我这位朋友曹俊锋道友,那是身材文材相得益彰,床上床下功夫俱全,这种千古佳句,也只有曹道友才说得出啊!”Wins a domainonappearanceCao Junfengcompared with the Ye Kongoutline, blackpythonmadameimmediatelyat presentonebright, hurriesto move forward to meet somebody, saidcrisply,„CaoFellow Daoistscholarlyis really loose, the girlusuallyalsomakestwoversets, was inferior, after both of usgo to the rockery of thatnobody, compares notes.”
论卖相曹俊锋比叶空要略胜一畴,黑蟒夫人顿时眼前一亮,赶紧迎上去,脆脆说道,“曹道友果然儒雅风流,小女子平日也作得两首小诗,不如,我俩去那无人的假山后切磋一番。”Compares notes, youmight as wellcutme! The Cao Junfengwhole bodygoosebumpsgot up, catches upto reducetoYe Kongbehind, squeezes the smiling face saying that „actuallyquitelikes below...... Compares noteswith the man.”
切磋,你不如把我切了!曹俊锋全身鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,赶紧缩到叶空身后,挤出笑容道,“其实在下比较喜欢……和男人切磋。”Had the goosebumpsthisfeedbacktoYe, obloquiedat heart, this yearhead, includinghonest and good-natured personsuchshamelessvulgar.
这回轮到叶某人起鸡皮疙瘩了,心里大骂,这年头,连老实人都这么无耻下流啊。Thisthinks that thenhas been all right, butthatblackpythonmadameactuallyalsosaid,„actuallythis humble ladydid not mindthreepeoplecompare notestogether.”
本以为这下没事了,可那黑蟒夫人竟然又道,“其实奴家不介意三人一起切磋的。”„......”Ye KongCao Junfengtwo peoplefaintedtogether.
“……”叶空曹俊锋两人一起晕倒了。Is goodbecause, several that the bigroomcomes outgrew the maidservant of rabbitearto solvethemencirclement.
好在,大屋出来的几个长着兔耳朵的侍女解了他们之围。„ThreeSirs, Generalaskedyouto go.”
“三位大人,将军请你们进去。”„, Good.”Ye Kongand the othersjustcanget rid of the pythonmonster, enters the bigroomwith the rabbitmonstermaidservant.
“哦,好。”叶空等人刚好可以摆脱蟒妖,跟着兔妖侍女走进大屋。
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