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#633: The fate of handsome fellow

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Chapter 633 第633章 The fate of handsome fellow 帅哥的下场 „Eldest sister, I saw one side her, these questions that you asked that I was unanswerable, but I can affirm told you, by the Li Chenwan beautiful appearance, can enter me to see in the beautiful woman absolutely first five.” “大姐,我不过才见了她一面,你问的这些问题,恕我无法回答,不过我可以肯定的告诉你,以李晨琬的美貌,绝对可以进入我见过美女中的前五。” Yan Shuhui expressed to somebody's spoken language immediately discontentedly, „cuts, have you seen several beautiful women?” However when she said, she has probably remembered anything suddenly, then asked: The first beautiful that „you think...... Isn't I?” 严淑惠顿时对某人的言语表示了不满,“切,你见过几个美女啊？”不过当她说完,她突然又好像想起了什么,回头问道:“那你认为的第一美……不会就是我吧？” Ye Kong turns over/stands up but actually, the mouth and nose bleeds, „day, has killed me, has not seen such narcissism.” 叶空翻身而倒,口鼻流血,“天呐,杀了我吧,没见过这么自恋的。” Before two people create a disturbance is arriving at the food and drink building, is stood Huang Shishi blocked. Ye Kong stretches out the head from the compartment, sees Huang Shishi and Lin Xitian, Lin Zhenwei, is waiting in the entrance, in them behind, is standing the big row of Painting Music Demon Sect attractive little girl, again back is the food and drink building service personnel of several rows of wear waiter uniforms. 两人打闹着来到口腹楼前,就被站着的黄诗诗拦下了。叶空从车厢伸出脑袋,就看见黄诗诗和林希天、林振玮,都在门口候着呢,在他们身后,站着好大一排画音魔宗的漂亮妞,再后边又是几排穿着小二制服的口腹楼服务人员。 „, Ye Kong, cannot think such famously, these many people line up to greet, the ostentation is big.” Yan Shuhui goes out of the car(riage) cannot help but to exclaim in surprise. “哇,叶空,想不到这么有名,这么多人列队迎接,排场好大啊。”严淑惠走出车来不由得惊叹。 „Rubbish.” Ye Kong old face one red. Which this greets itself, this sees off Li Chenwan Divine Monarch, this dead girl does not know the dot sound, lost face. “你别废话了。”叶空老脸一红。这哪是迎接自己,这是欢送李晨琬神君呢,这死丫头也不知道小点声,丢死人了。 „Yes, your this future husband famously soars, directly from burning kitchen on the previous five buildings.” Huang Shishi swayed a pair of melon to walk. “是呀,你这未来的夫婿可是大名鼎鼎一飞冲天呢,直接从烧火房就上五楼了。”黄诗诗晃荡着一对甜瓜就走了过来。 Ye Kong's was shamelessly redder, it seems like that the woman little offends, can uncover you to be short in the presence of everyone. 叶空的老脸更红了,看来女人还是少得罪啊,当众就能揭你短。 Huang Shishi said, said to Ye Kong: „Was good, we and others you were very long, after triplex happy, recited with.” 黄诗诗说完,就对叶空说道:“好了,我们等你很久了,把三缸欢后吟拿出来吧。” Ye Kong felt oneself returned to Earth, is bringing a little brother and opposite party plays the drug trafficking. He hurries to go forward one step, draws Yan Shuhui behind, sticks out chest saying: „Goods brought certainly, but defers to the custom, prior examines money.” 叶空感觉自己回到了地球,带着一小弟和对方玩毒品交易呢。他赶紧上前一步,把严淑惠拉到身后,挺起胸膛道:“货当然带了,不过按照规矩,得先验验钱。” Huang Shishi, „the custom of any nonsense.” Then, she takes out a black small bag from storage ring, throws to Ye Kong, „look.” 黄诗诗哧了一声,“什么狗屁的规矩。”说完,她从储物戒指里取出一个黑色小袋子,扔给叶空,“自己看吧。” If cultivator, searches with divine sense, knows that inside had many spirit stones, but Ye Kong now is mortal, he cannot come out to count but actually, has to throw to Yan Shuhui, „had a look is 1 million spirit stones.” 若是修士,用神识一探,就知道里边有多少灵石了,可叶空现在是凡人,他总不能倒出来数吧,只好扔给严淑惠,“看看是不是1000000灵石。” „1 million spirit stones!” The Yan Shuhui chin must be startled, she knows that Ye Kong sells the liquor, knows that this is the nice wine, actually does not know, this triplex liquor unexpectedly value 1 million spirit stones. Her Yan Family pharmacy one year of turnover does not have 1 million. “1000000灵石！”严淑惠下巴都要惊掉了,她知道叶空来卖酒,也知道这是好酒,却不知道,这三缸酒竟然值1000000灵石。她严家药店一年的营业额也没有1000000啊。 Is this liquor? This is Xianshui! 这还是酒嘛？这是仙水啊！ „Do not rub gently, hurry up!” Ye Kong thought when scolds this girl, oneself were probably bigger. “别磨蹭了,快点！”叶空觉得呵斥这丫头时,自己好像高大了许多。 „.” Yan Shuhui by his imposing manner fear, had not talked back rarely, admits the small bag divine sense, examined spirit stones to come. “哦哦哦。”严淑惠被他的气势所慑,难得地没有回嘴,把神识放进小袋子,验起灵石来了。 Huang Shishi said with a smile: „Others said that the Yan Family girl burns like the fire hotly, cannot think before you docile, aiya, is really a thing falls a thing.” She was saying, holds arm, about two steps, have been sizing up Ye Kong, said with a smile: „What skill can't I see you to have? It is not very graceful.” 黄诗诗笑道:“人家都说严家的丫头热辣如火,想不到在你面前服服帖帖,哎呀,真是一物降一物啊。”她说着,抱起胳膊,左右走了两步,打量着叶空,又笑道:“不过我怎么看不出你有什么本事呢？不是很帅的呀。” nnd, is this woman the psychology has the issue, doesn't hit your your milk? Also is insufficient this to damage me in the presence of everyone? Back hasn't seen that many people secretly titter? nnd,这女人是不是心理有问题啊,不就撞你一下你的奶嘛？也不至于这样当众损我吧？没看见后边那么多人都在偷偷笑了？ „, This, Sister Huang Shishi, actually our native place had a few words......” Ye Kong, when everybody's line of sight concentrated, this said with a smile: „Our native place has a few words, is called, the man is more graceful, dying is quicker.” “呃,这个,黄诗诗大姐,其实我们老家有一句话……”叶空顿了一顿,等大家的视线都集中过来,这才笑道:“我们老家有一句话,叫做,男人越帅,死的越快。” „Our native place described that a man is graceful, will describe, this person seems like Pan An. Said this person look that called Pan An was delicate and pretty, simply was cool, therefore he walked each time on the street, will have many females to sexually harass him, lost toward him on with the fruit intentionally. This Pan An is also intelligent, therefore goes out each time, is pushing a car(riage), making these fruits throw into the car(riage). He goes out each time, will pack a car(riage) fruit, this throws the story of fruit full car(riage).” “我们老家形容一个男人帅,都会形容说,此人貌似潘安。说这个叫潘安的人相貌俊美,简直是帅呆了,所以他每次走在街上,都会有很多女子调戏他,故意用水果往他身上丢。这潘安也聪明,于是每次出门,便推着一辆车,让那些水果丢进车里。每次他出门一圈,都会装满一车水果,这就是掷果盈车的故事了。” „But Pan An this person, person leads actually not to know restraining, the wife small honey of boss boss makes him to exit to drink the young wine, has a look at the folk drama, he never rejects, therefore he was pushed aside some remote small mountain village to go to a peach tree by the boss. According to truth, your convergence point, but this Pan An actually still sticks to one's own way of doing things , to continue to exit to drink the coffee with the wife small honey of storekeeper, eats the beef steak, finally incurs to bear a grudge, is decapitated, is really most pitiful one that in handsome guy dies.” “可是潘安此人,人帅却不知收敛,上司老板的老婆小蜜约他出去喝喝小酒,看看小戏,他从来不拒绝,所以他就被上司排挤到某个偏僻的小山村去种桃树。按道理,你就收敛点吧,可是这潘安却依然我行我素,继续跟掌柜的老婆小蜜出去喝咖啡,吃牛排,最后招致记恨,身首异处,实在是帅男中死的最凄惨的一个。” The people listen cannot help but to sigh, this Pan An truly was too excessive, such fellow did not die, who died? 众人听完都不由得感叹,这潘安确实是太过份了,这样的家伙不死,谁死？ Huang Shishi looks at Ye Kong, in the item extraordinary splendor dodges, this thinks that this boy must talk nonsense, has not thought he said really has the nose to be perforated, believes that he is not at the scene reckless Bian. 黄诗诗看着叶空,目中异彩一闪,本以为这小子又要扯淡,可没想到他说的竟然有鼻子有眼,相信他不是当场胡编的。 However Huang Shishi does not want to let off him, then also said: „This Pan An's death is he has only self to blame, although is because he leads, is the moral behavior of this person really not, cannot therefore concluded the man more gracefully dies is quicker?” 不过黄诗诗没想放过他,接着又道:“这个潘安的死乃是他咎由自取,虽然是因为他帅,可是此人的人品实在不咋的,也不能就因此断定男人越帅死的越快吧？” „Good, that speaks my native place another handsome guy health/guard Jie literary reference to you.” Ye Kong smiles and said: Pan An who „actually this health/guard Jie and front said is a person of time, must say the handsome man, this health/guard Jieyou wins Pan An. He graceful, that leads the dregs simply, not only the woman, the man can also palpitate with excitement.” “好吧,那就给你讲讲我老家另一个帅男卫玠的典故吧。”叶空笑笑又道:“其实这卫玠和前边说的潘安乃是一个时期的人,要说美男子,这卫玠尤胜潘安。他到底有多帅呢,那简直是帅到掉渣,不但女人,就连男人也能怦然心动。” „You said Pan An this person of moral behavior a moment ago not, but health/guard Jie was different, he not only handsome/graceful, but also the moral behavior may also be called first-class, opened mouth can say, the current dynasty profound scholar cerebral hemorrhage that he can say in childhood manifests suddenly, his mother always cannot he and person debated.” “刚才你说潘安此人人品不咋的,可着卫玠就不同了,他不但帅,而且人品也堪称一流,一张嘴更是能说,他小时候就能说的当朝大儒脑溢血发作,以至于他母亲从来不许他和人辩论。” The people hear here, cannot help but exclaimed in surprise, this health/guard Jie was really the outstanding person phoenix. The appearance is good-looking, conduct is also good, but also so can say, this person of fate should very not be pitiful? 众人听到此处,都不由得惊叹,这卫玠真是人中龙凤了。外貌又长得漂亮,品行又好,还如此能说,这人的下场应该不会很凄惨吧？ Ye Kong said with a smile: „You know how he dies finally?” 叶空笑道:“那你知道他最后是怎么死的嘛？” Lin Xitian walks first, said with a smile: „I guess that he is confers nobility upon to be appointed prime minister, finally passes away, or is obtains enlightenment Immortal Ascension, eternal does not die.” 林希天先走出来,笑道:“我猜他是封侯拜相,最后老死,要不就是得道升仙,永恒不死。” His son Lin Zhenwei actually does not approve, said: „According to leaf Xiaoge, this person does not have the peaceful death certainly, I guess that is the essence completely perishes.” 他儿子林振玮却不赞同,说道:“依照叶小哥所说,此人绝无好死,我猜是精尽而亡。” Ye Kong cannot help but sighed, the y person, really the y person, it seems like any way of the world one does not lack the Eight Trigrams (gossip) female, two do not lack the yy male. 叶空不由得感叹,y人啊,果然y人,看来任何世道一不缺八卦女,二不缺yy男啊。 Presents other people, is thinking at heart, this health/guard Jie dies? In goes by car Li Chenwan Divine Monarch, the train of thought cannot help but thinks how this health/guard Jie will die? 在场其他人,心里也在想,这卫玠到底怎么死的呢？就连坐着车里的李晨琬神君,思绪都不由得跟着想到,这卫玠又会如何死呢？ The Huang Shishi revoke settling of accounts is intelligent, is opportunistic said, „I guess his death, decides is related with the woman.” 黄诗诗倒算聪明,投机取巧地说道,“我猜他的死,定是和女人有关。” „!” Ye Kong hits a sound to refer to saying: „This health/guard Jie death is truly related with the woman, but is not two women, but is thousand 10 million/absolutely ten thousand women! The words said that this health/guard Jie, was forbidden to debate with the person, in heart depressed. Some day in nobody while the family/home, slips away the mansion secretly, has run up to capital city setting up a business to play. The females in that setting up a business city heard that idol health/guard Jielai, the entire city females turned out in full strength, health/guard Jiewei who just arrived at setting up a business outside three/3rd Layer three/3rd Layer. The innermost female only looked at health/guard Jie one eyes, on all by the electronics corona, the latter row by the electronics corona, such one/1st Layer one/1st Layer was then fainted, finally health/guard Jiekun in three days three nights, die of exhaustion this peerless handsome guy obstinately. Afterward left behind the literary reference, known as looking to kill to protect Jie, in other words, health/guard Jie was given up on livingly.” “中了！”叶空打个响指说道:“这卫玠的死确实和女人有关,不过不是一个两个女人,而是千千万万个女人！话说这卫玠,被禁止和人辩论,心中郁闷。某天趁家中无人,偷偷溜出府,一直跑到都城建业游玩。那建业城的女子听说偶像卫玠来了,全城女子倾巢出动,把刚到建业的卫玠围了里三层外三层。最里边的女子只看了卫玠一眼,就全体被电晕,接着后一排又被电晕,就这样一层又一层晕倒,最后把卫玠困在其中三天三夜,愣是把这个绝世帅男累死在其中。后来留下典故,史称看杀卫玠,也就是说,卫玠是活生生被人看死的。” „Anything, he is given up on unexpectedly livingly!” Almost all people have not thought that will have this cause of death, kills, passes away, irritates, scares to death, but also had not heard was really given up on. “什么,他竟然是活生生被人看死！”几乎所有人都没想到会有这种死法,有杀死,老死,气死,吓死,还真没听说过被人看死。 If the eye can kill people, he at least died 1000 times, does this dog blood really have the realistic version? 如果眼睛能杀人,他至少死了1000次,这种狗血的话竟然也有现实版？ „Real false?” Huang Shishi cannot help but knits the brows does not believe. “真的假的？”黄诗诗不由得皱眉不信。 Ye Kong said with a smile, „this was in my native place ancient times ancient book records, I did not know the genuine and fake, but some words you should know that was the young person assigns thinly, no matter the young person blue face, assigned actually thinly.” 叶空笑道,“这是我老家古时典籍中记载,我也不知道真假,不过有句话你们应该知道,那就是红颜命薄,不管红颜蓝颜,其实都命薄。” Huang Shishi nods, says with a smile, „good, wants to satirize you one actually not to think that to opportunity that you have displayed, if makes you display again, it is estimated that you quickly were also given up on.” 黄诗诗点点头,笑道,“好啦,本想讽刺你一下却没想到给了你表现的机会,若是再让你表现下去,估计你也快被看死了。” Since old times the beautiful woman loved the talented person in a big way, Huang Shishi behind one arranges the Painting Music Demon Sect females crazily to discharge to him, electricity somebody seemed washing the sauna. 自古美女爱才子,黄诗诗身后一大排画音魔宗的女子都对他疯狂放电呢,电地某人仿佛在洗桑拿。
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