Chapter 623
第623章Trouble that the underpantscause
裤头惹的祸Tan Kunhas smiled, „someFellow Daoistreallytemperament, butourHeaven Remnant Demon Sectalsohas a custom, the disciple who anyhead-familyhas a liking, caninvitebeginner/enrolment...... Butyourthistemperamentwas settling onbyus, therefore, Fellow Daoistfollowsus!”谭坤笑了起来,“道友果然有些脾气,不过我们天残魔宗也有个规矩,凡是本宗看上的弟子,可以强请入门……而你这脾气正被我们看中,所以,道友跟我们走吧!”„Invitedbeginner/enrolment? JoinsyourHeaven Remnant Demon Sectthreateningly, lets the personautonomybody, yourHeaven Remnant Demon Sect is very good!”Ye Kongclenches teethto say.
“强请入门?逼人加入你们天残魔宗,让人自残身体,你们天残魔宗果然很好!”叶空咬牙说道。Tan Kunlaughs, „whatimproper does thishave? After all is willing the person of autonomybodyto beminority, butpleasepass through the gate, they are very happy...... Ha.”谭坤哈哈大笑,“这有什么不妥?毕竟肯自残身体的人是少数,不过被强请进门的,他们现在都很开心……哈哈哈。”Tan Kunwas saying, the smiling faceis fierce. Heaven Remnant Demon Sectcultivation techniqueis cruel, fewindividualsare willingto studyon own initiative, therefore the discipleis on the wane. Thereforethenmakes the disciplescome outhands-on experience training, makes an arrestwhile convenient, compellingothersto joinHeaven Remnant Demon Sect.谭坤说着,笑容就狰狞起来。天残魔宗的功法残忍,没有几个人愿意主动去学,所以门人凋零。于是便让弟子们出来历练,顺便抓人,逼人家加入天残魔宗。„BrotherXu Yukuo, coordinates, catchesto live, ourhands-on experience trainingdutiescanbe accomplished!”
“徐宇扩师弟,配合一下,抓到活的,我们的历练任务就可以完成了!”Tan Kunissues an order, two peopleone after the otherthrow, holds downYe Kong, thenTan Kunfishes out a smallpillfromstorage pouch, forces in the Ye Kong'smouth.谭坤一声令下,两人一前一后扑上来,按住叶空,接着谭坤从储物袋里摸出一颗小药丸,塞进叶空的口中。„Does not want! Go away! Heaven Remnant Demon Sect, mother, the fatherandyouhave not ended!”Ye Konggoes all outto struggle, buthewas inferiorcompared withitmortalnow where runs awayopensintwoFoundation EstablishmentTrue Masterevil clutches, held downquickly, medicine pillis also forcedto eat up.
“不要!滚!天残魔宗,妈的,老子和你们没完!”叶空拼命挣扎,可他现在比之凡人都不如,哪里逃地开在两个筑基真人的魔掌,很快被按住,丹药也被迫吃下。„Boy, sleepsarrives atHeaven Remnant Demon Sect, when the time comesfirstwas remnantyou, looked that youare also willingto join!”Tan KunandXu Yukuolaugh.
“小子,睡一觉就到天残魔宗,到时候先残了你,看你还愿不愿加入!”谭坤和徐宇扩哈哈大笑。„Creaks......”doorpostrotationsound, resoundsunexpectedly, had a scareTan KunandXu Yukuo.
“嘎吱……”门轴转动声,蓦地响起,把谭坤和徐宇扩都吓了一跳。„TwoHeaven Remnant Demon SectFellow Daoist, youalso are really brave, comesIron Painting Realmto make an arrestunexpectedly, is it possible thatthinksmyIron Painting Realmnobody?” A healthyold manwalked, thispersonYan FamilyPatriarchYan Fengyun.
“二位天残魔宗的道友,你们还真是胆大,竟然来铁画境抓人,莫非以为我铁画境无人?”一个矍铄老者走了出来,此人正是严家家主严峰云。Ye Kong is also skillful, transferred, arrived at the Yan Familyfront doorunexpectedly. ButMr.strictis also worryingnot to have the fakebridegroom, yesterdaylet escapeone injured half dead, todayruns into the beggar who soonstarved to death, thistimecannotbleed offagain.叶空也是巧,转了一圈,竟然又来到了严家的前门。而严老头也正愁没有假新郎呢,昨天放跑一个受伤半死的,今天又遇到一个快要饿死的乞丐,这次绝不能再放走了。Tan KunandXu YukuoseepersonunexpectedlyareCore FormationOld Ancestor, theydo not dare saying that hurriesto saluteto turn headto sneak off. IfknowsbyPainting Music Demon SectandIron Arm Demon Sect,theirthistroublesheldin a big way.谭坤和徐宇扩一见来人竟然是结丹老祖,他们也不敢多说,赶紧行了个礼扭头溜走。若是被画音魔宗和铁臂魔宗知道,他们这娄子就捅大了。Theywalk, Yan Fengyunlaughs, „Yan Fu, was really TianyoumyYan Family, todaydelivers.”
俩人一走,严峰云哈哈大笑,“严福,真是天佑我严家,今天又送上门一个。”Yan Fengyunthought,drew the beggarto bethisfakebridegroomto be best, the matterbecameithas killed, somepeoplewill not haggle over.严峰云心想,拉乞丐做这假新郎就最好了,事成将其杀了,也不会有人计较的。HoweverYan Fulooks, actuallywell.
不过严福一看,却咦了一声。WhatYan Fengyunis busy atasking. Yan Fusaid,„thispersonyesterdaywas thrown the person of mansionbyus!”严峰云忙问何事。严福说道,“此人正是昨天被我们扔出府之人!”
The Yan Fengyunold eyesopens the eyes, strangesay/way, „? Sois unexpectedly skillful?”严峰云老眼一睁,奇道,“是嘛?竟然这么巧?”Yan Funods, „master, absolutelyright, wasyesterdaythatperson, healso the meridiansare torn to piecesnow, whatwas strange, yesterdaylooked shortly after obviouslyheassigned, how was a day of free time, much better?”严福点头,“老爷,绝对没错,就是昨天那人,他现在还经脉寸断,不过奇怪的是,昨天明明看他命不久矣,怎么一天工夫,就好多了呢?”Yan Fengyunknits the browsandhas a look atthisperson, the heart saying that is it possible thatthisboyyesterdaywoundisn'tthatheavy? ButYan Fuwiththat manyyears, the visionwill not be wrong. Whatspecial place is thatthisboyhas?严峰云皱眉又看看此人,心道,莫非这小子昨天伤的不是那么重?可严福跟着自己那么多年,眼光不会错。那就是这小子有什么特别之处?
But how Yan Fengyunsaw,thoughtthispersonisordinarycannotordinarymortal, cannot seeanythingspecially.
可严峰云怎么看,都觉得此人不过是个普通地不能再普通的凡人,看不出什么特别。„PerhapswasGreat Revitalizing Pill that yougavehimto takewas effective, no matterhe, brought in the mansionfirst.”Yan Fengyunissues an order, Yan Fuis not an average person, returned to the mansionat the back ofYe Kong.
“或许是你给他服的大还丹见效了,不管他,先抬进府中。”严峰云一声令下,严福也不是一般人,背着叶空就回了府。a short while later, Ye Kongwas placedabove the mansionmedium-softcot, the Yan FengyunlifepersoncallsWu Xiaoling, Yan Fuis holding the lamp, the oldhusband and wifethislooks, thatisquitesatisfied.没一会,叶空就被放在府中软榻之上,严峰云命人唤来吴晓玲,严福掌着灯,老夫妻这一看,那还是相当满意的。Althoughis onlybows to Heaven and Earthfalse, butthisbridegroom must have a bigappearance, if oldandugly, reallylost the Yan Familyhonor, moreoverperhapsstirs up the person of having a mindto suspect.
虽然只是假拜堂,可这新郎也得有个大模样吧,若是又老又丑,实在是丢了严家脸面,而且说不定惹得有心之人怀疑。Wu Xiaolingsees the Ye Kongappearanceto be still permissible, says with a smile, „thischildhandsome, the appearanceis delicate, pourssomeappearances, Yan Fu, yourvisionis good.”吴晓玲看见叶空模样尚可,笑道,“此子唇红齿白,面目清秀,倒有些样子,严福啊,你眼光不错。”Yan Fuis busy atsaying with a smile, „when madame, Ijustsawhimactually, whole faceblood stain, does not know that hisanythingappearance, I am also the blindcatcatch the deadmouse.”严福忙笑道,“夫人,其实我刚看见他时,满脸血污,也不知他啥模样,我也是瞎猫逮到死耗子啊。”Yan Fengyunactuallyas beforeknits the brows saying that „is onlythisperson of details, weare not clear. Howalsodoes not know the mental disposition, does not knowfamily backgroundwhere, whether there is can the personal enemy, bringtroublesometomy family.”严峰云却依旧皱眉道,“只是此人底细,我们不清楚。也不知道秉性如何,更不知道出身何处,有无仇家,会不会给我家带来麻烦。”Wu Xiaolingis angry saying that „nobodytime, youworry. Nowsomepeople, youare worried.”吴晓玲嗔道,“没有人的时候,你着急。现在有人了,你又担心起来。”Yan Fengyunbeckons with the hand saying that „youdo not understand. Thischildismortal, whatmayfeel strange, hecan the whole bodymeridianscompletelybreak, ifothersmake a move, who will then beunder the soheavyhandtomortal? Ifhiscultivateis the result, thenhecultivatewhatcultivation technique? More importantly, whatMastergatebackstage does hebehindhave?”严峰云摆手道,“你不懂。此子是凡人,可奇怪的是,他怎么会全身经脉尽断呢,若是别人出手,那么是谁会对一个凡人下如此重手呢?若是他自己修炼所致,那么他又修炼的何种功法?更重要的,他身后是不是有什么师门后台呢?”
The simplicity that Wu Xiaolingactuallythinks, said with a smile, „hewasFive Elementsspiritual root, verticalwasotherschooldisciplesalsosurelyis not the strong character...... Drew back10,000steps saying that even ifhehad a fiercebackstage, wasourIron Painting Realmtwobigdemonsects, will not tolerateothersinthiswithin the boundariestomeand othermake a move.”吴晓玲却想的简单,笑道,“他不过是个五行灵根,纵是其他门派弟子也必定不是重要角色……退10000步说,就算他有个厉害的后台,可是我们铁画境两大魔宗,也不会容忍别人在本境内对我等出手。”„Said is also.”Yan Fengyunnods, has a look atYe Kong saying that „mayIalwaysthinkthischildis notthatsimple.”
“说的也是。”严峰云点点头,又看看叶空说道,“可我总觉得此子不是那么简单。”Wu Xiaolingsaid with a smile, „Ithoughtthisbut actuallychildnotlike the craftydisciple, ifreally the non-ordinaryperson, thatandShuhuiplayedto becomeZhendaoto be also goodfalse.”吴晓玲笑道,“我倒觉得此子不像奸佞之徒,若是真非平凡之人,那和淑惠假戏成真倒也不错。”Yan Fengyunhearsherehahato say with a smile, „Shuhui is also Five Elementsspiritual root, with the aid ofmedicine pill that the father-in-lawleaves behindcanFoundation Establishment. Ifthisboyalsohas the person of fortuitous encounter, isaboveFoundation Establishment, theypour are also predestined friends.”严峰云听到这里哈哈笑道,“淑惠也是五行灵根,借助岳父留下的丹药才能筑基。若是这小子也是有奇遇之人,也是筑基以上,他们倒也算是有缘啊。”Actuallytheyare purely the jokes, thisboyCultivation Basedoes not have, howpossiblyreallyto makehimbe the uncle?
其实他们纯属玩笑话,这小子一点修为都没有,怎么可能真让他做姑爷?Howeverbackhad the maidservant of wagging the tongueheadto hear, hurriedto sneak offin the young ladyroom, said that mastermadameslooked forward tothatpersonto have the opposite effect, gathered the crywithyourdragon and phoenix.
不过后边有嚼舌头的丫环听见了,赶紧溜去小姐房中,说老爷夫人都巴望着那人弄假成真,和你龙凤合鸣呢。Yan Shuhuidid not haveanyfavorable impressiontothisabsurddrop, heardthissaying, in the heartwas greatly angry, tothatfakebridegroomalsowhile convenientonangry.严淑惠对这荒唐点子本来就没什么好感,听见这一说,心中大恼,对那个假新郎也顺带恼上了。„Imusthave a look atthispersonto haveanywaybut actually, canmakemy motherlookto glance!”InYan Shuhuiheartoneangry, no matteralsoother, carry the skirtto rush.
“我倒要看看此人到底有什么门道,能让我娘看上眼!”严淑惠心中一恼,也不管其他,拎着裙子就奔出去。Inthat sideroom, the medicine pill of steward'sundersolutionstuporto the Ye Kongclothing/taking, Ye Konghas not awakedtemporarily, the stewardthinksthisboyonefilthyreallyungraceful, told that the maidservantwipes the facetohim, brings the newclothing, exchangestoYe Kong.
那边屋里,管家给叶空服下解昏迷的丹药,叶空暂时还没醒,管家觉得这小子一身污浊实在不雅,又吩咐丫环给他擦脸,又拿来新衣物,给叶空换上。Yan FengyunandWu Xiaolinggo to the main roomto wait for,leaves behind the maidservantto wipe the faceto change the clothestoYe Kong. The Yan Residenceback lanedoes not have the man, thesemaidservantsusuallyinhave not changed the clothesto the man, sinceabovehas arranged, thattrades.严峰云和吴晓玲去正屋等待,留下丫环给叶空擦脸换衣。严府后衙也没有男子,这些丫环平日里也没给男人换过衣服,不过既然上边安排了,那就换吧。Naturally, is mainly changescoat, insideclothesdoes not trade, therefore the maidservantshelphimslip off the shoes and socks, coatandpants, otherfortunately, when the pantsshed, immediately the maidservantsare curiousandblush.
当然了,主要是换外衣,里边的衣服是不换的,于是丫环们帮他褪下鞋袜、外衣、外裤,其他还好,当外裤一褪,顿时丫环们又好奇又脸红。At this timejustYan Shuhuiharnessed, 45maidservantsgathered round the softcotchirp, thereforealsonobodynotedherto come.
这时刚好严淑惠驾到了,45个丫环都围着软榻叽叽喳喳,所以也没人注意到她进来。Yan Shuhuienters the room, seeingmaidservantsto gather roundthatman, the browis a wrinkle, the side, butonehear, listens tothesemaidservantsto discuss.严淑惠走进屋来,看见丫环都围着那个男子,眉头就是一皱,侧而一听,就听那些丫环议论。„Goodnew tide, to be quite special!” A maidservantstartledsay/way.
“好新潮,好特殊啊!”一个丫环惊道。„Yes, does not know that mayhave the femalemodel.”Anothermaidservantsaid.
“是啊,不知可有女子式样。”另一个丫环说道。Alsosomemaidservantsspat, „your wavehooves! Thisis the personputs on? The pointis so small, does not know how thispersonfeels all rightto put onto go out, cannot block!”
又有丫环啐道,“你们这些浪蹄子!这是人穿的嘛?这么点小,也不知道此人怎么好意思穿出门,根本就挡不住!”
The maidservantrebuttal that beforespoke said that „, althoughsmallwas small, butyoucannotdenynovel of itsmodel, the exquisiteness of work, material qualityspecial...... To touch is really anysilkweaves, clearly!”
之前说话的丫环反驳道,“虽然小是小了点,可是你们不能否定其式样之新颖,做工之精巧,材质之特殊……真想摸一下是什么丝织造的,真亮啊!”Anothermaidservanthahasaid with a smile, „little wench, yourwherewaswantsto knowwhatmaterial quality, youwantto knowwhatunderthat matterlittlearrange/clothwrappedwaswhat?”
又一个丫环哈哈笑道,“小蹄子,你哪里是想知道什么材质,你是想知道那层小布下边包的是什么吧?”„Aiya, the necrosis, youdied!”
“哎呀,坏死了,你去死!”Theirdialogues, hearbewilderedlyYan Shuhui, the heartsaid,theirthis was sayinganything, was the model, was the material quality, the smallfacewas also red, wantsto look that does not dareto look.
她们的对话,把严淑惠听得莫名其妙,心道,她们这是在说什么,又是式样,又是材质,一个个又小脸红红,想看不敢看。
The Yan Shuhuicuriositywas cancelled, follows the footto arrive at the maidservantsbehind, lookstowardin......严淑惠好奇心被勾了上来,蹑着脚走到丫环们身后,往里一看……„!”
“呀!”Indeedeverybodyis studyingsomebody'sthreefootunderpants, thisthinginSouthern GreatMartial Nationis not the freshgoods, startsinitsother countrypopularly, isinRemote Cloud, butcherished.
敢情大家在研究某人的三脚裤头呢,这玩意在沧南的武国已经不是新鲜物品了,在其他国也开始流行,可是在云遥,可就希罕了。
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