MC :: Volume #16

#1576: Compared with my hoodlum

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Chapter 1576 compared with my hoodlum 第1576章比我流氓 The old tree mother-in-law said: „This world, three thousand Mortal World and monster Ghost Realm, all lives, all souls produce in this, only then the water in pond is sufficient, creature from all walks of life can have the exuberant life, otherwise, the newborn world slowly will not have dried up. Child, if you take the springs of too many life, but I without enough time supplement, mother -in-law only then supplemented with the tears.” 古树婆婆说道:“这个世界,三千凡界、妖界冥界,所有的生命,所有的魂魄全部在此产生,只有池中的水充足,各界的生物才能拥有旺盛的生命,否则,没有新生的世界就会慢慢枯竭。孩子,如果你取走太多的生命之泉,而我又来不及补充的话,婆婆就只有用泪水去补充了。” The old tree mother-in-law said like this, on Ye Kong but actually also embarrassed vat. Only then grasps scratches the head said: „Then mother -in-law, good, you said that I can take many, I take many.” 古树婆婆这样说,叶空倒也不好意思上大桶了。只有抓抓头道:“那么婆婆,好吧,您说我可以取多少,我就取多少。” The old tree mother-in-law said: „You can take 3000 the component.” 古树婆婆道:“你可以取走3000年的份量。” Component that in 3000 the old tree has, many, about 20 rises appearances. Also was many, there is a bucket. Ye Kong was also very satisfied, he not so was also greedy, how many drops others obtained to be great, he has resulted in one barrel, but also was what kind of? 3000年古树产生的份量,多少呢,大约有20升的样子。也算是不少了,有一水桶了。叶空也是很满意了,他也并不那么贪心,人家得到几滴就了不起了,他已经得了一桶,还想怎么样呢？ Ye Kong apologizing old tree mother-in-law. That old tree also said: „Child, I gives you again a gift.” 叶空谢过古树婆婆。那古树又道:“孩子,我再送你一个礼物。” Sees only the branches and leaves of that old tree to open suddenly, inside can see to have the orange same fruit. The life old tree body trembles, that fruit tumbles, drops down the Ye Kong's palm. 只见那古树的枝叶突然张开,可以看见里边有个橙子一样的果实。生命古树身体一颤,那颗果实就滚落下来,直落叶空的手心。 That circular fruit looks like the orange really very much, but smell sharp aroma, compared with the orange must attractively many. 那圆形的果实真的很像橙子,不过香气扑鼻,比橙子要诱人地多。 Ye Kong asked: „Mother-in-law. Has this fruit eaten useful?” 叶空问道:“婆婆。这果实吃了有什么用处？” The old tree mother-in-law said: „This is the life fruit, bares inside the skin to have 13 petals, no matter the person is the immortal, is male is female, or is the beast is the ghost, so long as eats one piece, can be with on an own child, moreover does not need to be pregnant in October/ten months. If there is eaten 13 pieces, can have 13 children.” 古树婆婆道:“这是生命果,剥开皮里边有13瓣,不管是人是仙,是男是女,又或者是兽是鬼,只要吃一片,就能怀上一个自己的孩子,而且不用十月怀胎。如果把13片都吃了,就可以生13个孩子。” „Fruit of having a child.” Ye Kong had a scare, fortunately not greedy, if eats up several pieces...... The consequence is dreadful, the man has a child, is quite fearful. “生孩子的果。”叶空吓了一跳,还好自己没嘴馋,若是吃下几片……后果不堪设想,男人生孩子,好可怕啊。 Although Ye Kong does not dare to eat, but this thing is useful. Draws an analogy, Xiao Hong did not have the sound, if eats one to her, she didn't have? Naturally, Ye Kong will not have been eaten as far as possible by own woman. Eats child who this thing gives birth, that is not own type. 虽然叶空不敢吃,不过这东西还是用得上的。打个比方,小红就一直没动静,如果给她吃一颗,她不就有了？当然了,叶空尽量还是不会让自己的女人吃。吃这个玩意生出的孩子,那不是自己的种啊。 „That thanked mother -in-law.” Ye Kong understood at this time, why the god of death great sickle lived an egg, 80% eat a petal life fruit that dead demon has left behind! “那就谢谢婆婆了。”叶空这时已经明白了,为什么死神巨镰生了一个卵,八成就是吃了那个死去夜叉留下的一瓣生命果！ Ye Kong obtains the spring and the life fruit life, calculates the time, delayed a double-hour, oneself must hurry to leave, the Liu Ying soul is still waiting for itself. 叶空得到生命之泉和生命果,算算时间,又耽误了一个时辰,自己得赶紧离开了,柳英的魂魄还在等着自己呢。 However Ye Kong actually does not know how to leave this God. 不过叶空却不知道如何离开这个神阵。 The old tree mother-in-law said with a smile: „Child, I delivers you to exit.” 古树婆婆笑道:“孩子,我送你出去。” Ye Kong busy say/way: „Mother-in-law, you may probably deliver that place that I go back me to come, cannot the deviation, some outside people spark lustful thoughts, wants to wrest away in me violently, if were discovered by them, the boy my pureness has destroyed......” 叶空忙道:“婆婆,您可一定要送我回去我进来的那个地方,不能偏差,外边有人见色起意,想要强暴霸占于我,若是被他们发现,小子我的清白就毁了……” „The pureness of man is nothing.” Suddenly, does not know the sound where transmits a man, the languid sound breaks Ye Kong saying: „Young virgin, making me teach you.” “男人的清白算个屁啊。”突然,不知道哪里传来一个男人的声音,懒洋洋的声音打断叶空说道:“小处男,让我教教你吧。” Ye Kong goes following the prestige, sees only in the phyllome of old tree, on some big branch, a man of having hair dishevelled slept probably, crawls, jumps down from the tree, walks to hug Ye Kong saying: „Young virgin, your thought is extremely wrong. You fall in love with a woman, then wants to grow old together with him, moreover you pledged that only loves her one...... This is the idea of typical monogamous young virgin! Actually the man, wants the unfaithful, this is the son true colors. The people are not loose in vain the youngster, let me tell you, the little girl in this world waited for us to soak, I speak in my exclusive room to you secret technique......” 叶空循声望去,只见古树的枝叶丛中,某个大枝桠上,一个披头散发的男子好像睡了一觉,爬起来,从树上跳下,走过来搂着叶空说道:“小处男,你的思想是极其错误的。你是不是爱上一个女人,然后想要跟他白头到老,而且你发誓只爱她一个……这就是典型的纯情小处男的想法！其实男人嘛,就是要花心,这才是男儿本色嘛。人不风流枉少年,我跟你说啊,这个世界上的妞就是等着我们去泡的,我给你讲讲我的独家房中秘术……” The old tree mother-in-law has smiled bitterly, cannot bear say: „sea treasure, you have a bad effect on the child.” 古树婆婆苦笑了一下,忍不住道:“海宝,你又带坏小孩子。” The man of that having hair dishevelled said: „Where has, my this is the true meaning that teaches him to live.” Said that he also said to Ye Kong: „Does friend, have the liquor, so long as gets a liquor, I the secret technique in my room completely teach you, what kind of?” 那个披头散发的男子道:“哪有,我这是教他生活的真谛。”说完他又对叶空道:“朋友,有没有酒,只要弄点酒来,我就把我的房中秘术全部都教你,怎么样？” Ye Kong has recognized, this man is the lunatic of that full Jiemo woman just arrived at the non- semi-circular protective wall outside the main city gate. However what is surprising, how this person ran up to inside this to come, moreover probably and old tree mother-in-law was very ripe. This person who? 叶空已经认出来了,这男人就是自己刚到无月城的那个满街摸女人的疯子。不过让人惊讶的是,这个人怎么跑到这个里边来了,而且好像和古树婆婆很熟。这人谁啊？ „Senior, the secret technique does not have the interest below to the room that in you said.” Ye Kong shakes the head to say. “前辈,在下对你说的房中秘术没有兴趣。”叶空摇头说道。 „How not to have the interest?” The man of having hair dishevelled is somewhat angry, but quick has smiled, embraces tightly Ye Kong saying: „You certainly were embarrassed, don't be shy, was so big like you, was the exuberant time, told me, last night had the nocturnal emission?” “怎么会没有兴趣呢？”披头散发的男子有些恼,不过很快就笑了,又搂紧叶空道:“你一定是不好意思了,别不好意思嘛,象你这么大,正是旺盛的时候,告诉我,昨晚有没有梦遗？” Ye Kong listened to sweat, the forced smile said: „Senior, you also are really young people psychology brick, but you found fault the object, below should understand that should not understand, already understood, you changed the place to destroy the person to be tireless.” 叶空听了一头大汗,苦笑道:“前辈,您还真是青少年性心理的砖家,不过您找错对象了,在下该明白的,不该明白的,都早就明白了,您还是换地方毁人不倦吧。” „Did you understand?” The eye that in the male hair reveals looks at Ye Kong surprised, afterward also said with a smile, „that was best!” Said that also in a low voice said near the Ye Kong ear: „Brother, I know a good place! That place is your strange pretty woman, then you can touch their milk and fart fart willfully. It is not the tavern, is not the brothel, is the proper women, what is most important, do not pay money , should not be responsible!” “你明白了？”男子头发中露出的眼睛吃惊地看着叶空,随后又笑道,“那就最好！”说完又低声在叶空耳边道:“兄弟,我知道一个好地方！那个地方都是你陌生的漂亮女人,然后你可以任意地摸她们的奶和屁屁。不是酒馆,也不是青楼,都是正经的女人,最重要的是,你不要付钱,也不要负责任！” „This place?” Ye Kong had been brought back interest by him. According to Ye Kong knows, in the world did not have this place . The strange attractive female, is the proper girl. Then appointed these girls you touch, has not spent, irresponsible...... “还有这种地方？”叶空都被他勾起了兴趣。据叶空所知,世界上还真没这种地方。哦,陌生的漂亮女子,都是正经姑娘。然后这些姑娘任你摸,还不花钱,不负责任…… „Does f*ck your ancestor board board, have such good deed? Has the wood to have?” Ye Kong stares the big eye to ask. “日你先人板板,有这样的好事嘛？有木有？”叶空瞪大眼问道。 „Has! Naturally has!” Man racket of having hair dishevelled strikes one's chest, finally near the Ye Kong ear, said mystically: „On avenue!” “有！当然有！”披头散发的男人拍拍胸脯,最后在叶空耳边,神秘地说道:“大街上！” „On avenue!” Ye Kong hears these three characters almost to faint at the scene. Indeed that good place, is on an avenue. Eh...... Probably a little truth, truly is the proper girl, does not need to spend, does not need to be responsible, but...... „you did not fear that punches by the person?” Ye Kong also asked. “大街上！”叶空听见这三个字几乎晕死当场。敢情那个好地方,就是大街上。额……好像有点道理,确实都是正经姑娘,不用花钱,也不用负责,只是……“难道你不怕挨人揍嘛？”叶空又问道。 The man have a strong sense of righteousness said: „Takes a beating must touch! Touches, punches ten, is the might as well.” 那男子却是大义凛然道:“挨揍也要摸！摸一下,揍十下,也是爽得很啊。” Ye Kong has boasted of being the hoodlum, but meets this to know that today anything is a hoodlum, rather takes a beating must touch, this realm was too high! Ye Kong hurries to hold the fist in the other hand saying: „Senior, admire, admire! You have grasped the true meanings of hoodlum two characters! Admires below full of admiration!” 叶空一直自诩为流氓,不过今天遇到这位才知道什么是流氓,宁可挨揍也要摸,这境界太高了！叶空赶紧抱拳道:“前辈,佩服,佩服啊！您已经把握到了流氓二字的真谛！在下佩服的五体投地啊！” The man strikes one's chest saying: „After you, mixes with my Wang Hai bao. Walks, we get up avenue now!” 那男子一拍胸脯道:“那你以后跟着我王海宝混吧。走,我们现在就上大街！” Indeed this young people psychological health brick is Wang Hai bao. However Ye Kong does not have the avenue of time on with him to play the role of the crazy man (Han), waves the hand to say hastily: „Senior, has the matter below, is comes to here to seek for a soul below.” 敢情这位青少年心理卫生砖家叫王海宝。不过叶空没时间跟他上大街扮痴汉,连忙摇手道:“前辈,在下还有事,在下是来这里寻找一个魂魄。” „, Fishes person.” Wang Hai bao listens, said: „This matter is anything, walks, I lead you to go, you fish the soul in one/1st Layer metaplasia pond, is only the trivial matter.” “哦,来捞人的啊。”王海宝一听,哧道:“这种事算什么,走,我带你去,你就算把一层化生池里的魂魄都捞回去,也只是个屁大的事。”
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