MC :: Volume #14

#1391: The demon little girl soaks the monk

Chapter 1391 demon little girl soaks the monk 第1391章魔妞泡和尚 The Ye Kong hear this story, really does not know whether to laugh or cry, the matter that oneself unexpectedly for others do paid. He wants to say one to Jie demon bright king, feeds the eldest sister, I have not made you have a daughter, you do not need to go flat with me. 叶空听完这个故事,真是哭笑不得,自己竟然为了别人做的事买单了。他真的想跟羯魔明王说一句,喂大姐,我又没有让你生个女儿,你没必要拿我撒气。 However the woman in sentimental is very dedicated, because if the emotional problem hates somebody, is really hard to solve. The demon person female is also same, hates that man at the same time, while convenient suffers Ye Kong is also very normal. 不过女人在感情方面都是很执着,如果因为感情问题恨上某个人,真是难以解决的。魔人女子也是一样,恨那个男人的同时,顺带折磨一下叶空也是很正常的。 However Ye Kong is at heart is actually thinking, how that human arrives at Devil Realm? Also received the enticement of bastard Immortal Lord, has attained the book of any transmission. This also very much has the possibility, after all is also the iron prison mountain, the person of iron prison mountain arrived here, except for was framed by predecessor Immortal Lord, Ye Kong cannot think of other possibilities. 但是叶空却是在心里思索,那个人类是如何来到魔界的呢？难道也是受了杂种仙主的诱惑,也拿到了什么传送之书。这也是很有可能的,毕竟也是铁狱山的,铁狱山的人来到这里,除了被前任仙主陷害,叶空想不到其他的可能性。 Thinks that the book of transmission, Ye Kong is thinking, if uses the book of transmission once more, can escape from here? However Ye Kong was worried after that bastard Immortal Lord also has, the book of that transmission, he was not preparing to use again, naturally, even if with must to really not have the means time. 想到传送之书,叶空又在想,若是再次使用传送之书,会不会逃出这里？不过叶空又担心那杂种仙主还有后着,那本传送之书,他是不准备再用了,当然,就算用也要到实在没有办法的时候。 Who knows where uses one time to transmit again? 谁知道再用一次又会传送到哪里呢？ Then is several days passes, the demon person little princess comes to see him actually frequently, the Ye Kong heart said that that senior can with Jie demon bright king that anything, but we are not good. Although the little princess in the demon person also calculates that looks at the eye, but the demon person is in love by oneself, does not have that courage. 接着又是几天过去,魔人小公主倒是经常来看他,叶空心说,那位前辈可以和羯魔明王那什么,可咱不行啊。虽然小公主在魔人中还算看得过眼,可是让自己和魔人谈恋爱,真的是没有那个勇气。 Let alone, Ye Kong had not planned that remains in Devil Realm, does not want to leave behind any bad karma here, therefore also looks cold and indifferent to the demon person little princess, this in a flash, was half a month passes. 更何况,叶空从来也没打算在魔界多留,更不想在这里留下什么孽缘,因此对魔人小公主也就是爱理不理,这一晃,就是半个月过去了。 Ye Kong was stranded in the exercising martial arts field already half a month. 叶空被困在练功场中已经半个月了。 On this day, he thought oneself must collapse, already starts to hit that transmission book the idea the time, the favorable turn appeared. 这一天,他觉得自己要崩溃了,已经又开始打那本传送书的主意的时候,转机出现了。 The news from the little princess mouth knew that said her father, was now forgets of crazy master to come back from the number, since this has been the little princess is grown, first time sees own father. 消息是从小公主口中得知的,说她的父亲,也就是现在自号忘痴法师的那位要回来了,这还是小公主成年以来,第一次看见自己的父亲呢。 Actually do not see the little princess the 16 or 17-year-old age, may also live had several hundred years, the demon person growth is mature, sleeps also for over a hundred years. 其实别看小公主才十六七岁的年纪,可也活了有好几百年了,魔人生长成熟慢,睡一觉还上百年呢。 Hears this news, Ye Kong is very happy. After all that forgets the crazy master is also human, everybody is human, is good to speak. Let alone, Ye Kong is the prison standard Sir, that forgets the crazy Big Brother is a prison guard, you cannot look own family/home leaders suffer hardship. 听到这个消息,叶空还是很开心的。毕竟那位忘痴法师也是人类,大家都是人类,好说话是不是。更何况,叶空是狱典大人,那位忘痴大哥是狱卒,你总不能就看着自己家领导受罪吧。 Ye Kong is thinking, if that forgets the crazy Big Brother to come back, will give him to be free. 叶空是想着,如果那个忘痴大哥回来,就会给他自由。 However obviously has made a mistake, because forgets not to come back crazily, bright Sir king on once again own automatic pilot. However, this time, she has not led anybody. 不过显然错了,因为忘痴还没回来,明王大人就又一次亲自驾到了。不过,这次,她并没有带任何人。 „Eh, Ye Kong, you call Ye Kong, en, you have also closed some time......” “额,叶空,你是叫叶空吧,恩,你也关了一段时间了……” Ye Kong thought that the bright king has any words unable to say probably is the same. The so-called hard thing to bring up has washed it, what a pity the hard thing to bring up of bright Sir king, actually cannot wash off. 叶空觉得明王陛下好像有什么话说不出来一样。所谓难言之隐一洗了之,可惜明王大人的难言之隐,倒是洗不掉的。 Finally Jie demon bright king Zhikai the guard, asked the issue that killed Ye Kong he not to think. 终于羯魔明王支开了守卫,开口问了一个打死叶空他也没想到的问题。 „This, that en, how does the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce do?” “这个,那个,恩,古老肉是怎么做的？” Ye Kong hears Jie demon bright king to ask own this issue, startled thinks own ear went wrong. Is it possible that does this Demon Race woman want to kill itself to make the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce? However finds by inspection the face of king again, does not think like, she really has a little blushing. 叶空听见羯魔明王问自己这种问题,惊地以为自己耳朵出了毛病。莫非这个魔族女人要杀了自己做古老肉？不过再看明王的脸,又觉得不象,她竟然有那么一点脸红。 Ye Kong is not a fool, immediately understood. Opens the mouth saying: „Bright king, actually I not only can teach you fried pork in sweet and sour sauce the procedure, but can also teach you several other types of human cooked food the procedure. Moreover, I have to detain the big move of man heart to deliver! insurance you satisfy, let alone is monk, even if the cultivating year ten thousand years of obtaining enlightenment eminent monks, or is the innate withering elder brother in legend, must do obeisance under your pomegranate skirt!” 叶空也不是蠢人,随即就明白了。开口道:“明王陛下,其实我不但可以教您古老肉的做法,还可以教您其他几种人类菜肴的做法。而且,我还有留住男人心的大招送上！保您满意,别说是和尚,就算是修年万年的得道高僧,或者是传说中的先天萎哥,也得拜在你的石榴裙之下呀！” Jie demon bright king this time also is really the preparation greatly sends the gentleness, then strives side keeping own man, therefore comes to learn the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce from Ye Kong the recipe. Now one hear, said that also has the big move, immediately is ecstatic, asked the bottom hastily is what ingenious plan? 羯魔明王这次还真是准备大发一下温柔,然后争取把自己男人给留在身边,因此才来向叶空学习古老肉的做法。现在一听,说还有大招,顿时心花怒放,连忙问到底是何妙计？ Ye Kong said, „that you must put me first, otherwise my is nervous, the enunciation does not work, not talking clearly is small, went bad the bright king your important matter to be big!” 叶空道,“那你先得把我放喽,不然我心理紧张,口齿不灵,说不清楚是小,坏了明王你的大事是大啊！” Bright kingly way: „Put you to be able, so long as you recognized me for the Lord, distributed truly the binding pledge, was my servant, will never betray, I immediately have put you.” 明王道:“放了你可以啊,只要你认我为主,发下真正有约束力的誓言,做我的奴仆,永不背叛,我就立即放了你。” Ye Kong is how possible to be others' servant, by his idea and frame of mind, will rather die will not be others servant. 叶空怎么可能去做别人的奴仆,以他的观念和心气,宁可死也不会做别人奴仆的。 Bright king Jian he does not comply, proposed the second choice, „, or you give me the thing of your stealth, otherwise is definitely cannot put you. Front door, did your stealth, which on me ask you to go?” 明王见他死活不答应,又提出了第二个选择,“要不你就把你那隐身的玩意交给我,否则是肯定不能放你。大门一口,你隐身了,我上哪找你去呢？” Ye Kong thinks is also, to obtain freedom, only then sacrificed a treasure first. However he specially declared, this treasure belongs lends the bright king temporarily, in the future he will have the right to take back, and wants the bright king to overcome the memorandum receipt. Then abstains from storage puts out the Purple Gold earthen bowl container, just took, the bright king extends the hand, seized. 叶空想想也是,为了得到自由,也只有先牺牲一点宝物了。不过他还是特别申明,这宝物属于暂借给明王,日后他有权收回,并要明王打下借条。这才从储物戒中拿出紫金钵盂,刚拿出来,明王就把手伸进去,一把抓走了。 Fortunately, after bright king Shou Purple Gold earthen bowl container, then assigned the person to put Ye Kong. Afterward , the arrangement person arranged one to seem also the good dwelling in the palace to Ye Kong, this closely examined Ye's so-called big move. 还好,明王收了紫金钵盂以后,便命人放了叶空。随后,又安排人给叶空在宫殿内部安排了一个看上去还不错的住处,这才又追问起叶某人所谓的大招。 Ye Kong has thought at heart, this forgets the crazy master actually and emperor is somewhat similar, wallows in Buddhism throws the wife to abandon the female, to seek Buddha gives up the throne. 叶空心里也想过了,这忘痴法师倒是和中帝有些相似,一个是沉迷于佛教而抛妻弃女,还有一个是为了求佛放弃皇位。 Therefore, matter that the emperor likes, forgets also to affirm to like crazily. The emperor likes discussing to speak the Zen with the person, thinks that forgets crazily is also same. 所以,中帝喜爱的事,忘痴也肯定喜爱。中帝喜欢跟人论佛讲禅,想必那忘痴也是一样。 Ye Kong said immediately, „bright king, generally speaking, holds on to the stomach of man to hold the heart also a little truth of man, but your man is a little special. He is a monk, the monk has characteristics, is not delicious, to having not tasteful, plain food then, although the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce can arouse his recollection, but the effect was also very difficult to say.” 叶空当下说道,“明王陛下,一般来说呢,抓住男人的胃就抓住男人的心也有点道理,不过你那个男人有点特殊。他是个和尚,和尚有个特点,不好吃,对吃不讲究,粗茶淡饭即可,虽然古老肉可以唤起他的回忆,可是效果也很难说。” Bright king sighed, „truly wants to arouse his recollection, initially he to the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce that I made, said that was the Immortal World characteristics. Therefore I also want also to make one to him.” 明王叹道,“确实是想唤起他的回忆,当初他就是给我做的古老肉,说是仙界特色。所以我也想给他也做一个。” Actually Ye Kong has not made that when Earth, he collects the protection money has a small restaurant, is all right frequently eats the point to eat for free in that also looked at the recipes of several dishes, has the fried pork in sweet and sour sauce. 其实叶空也没做过那个,不过在地球时,他收保护费的有个小饭馆,经常没事就在那吃点白食,也就看了几样菜的做法,其中就有古老肉。 Ye Kong said that „bright king, this buddhist infatuated, therefore the light arouses his memory to be useless with food, wants all-around make a move! Must give what is desired! Another, cannot finish in a hast, first gives to keep in the city him, then side then thinks the means to pull back him.” 叶空道,“明王,这佛教会让人痴迷的,所以光用食物唤起他的记忆没用,要全方位下手！要投其所好！另外一个,就是不能急于求成,先把他给留在城中,然后再想办法把他拉回身边。” The bright king great happiness, said hastily, „all arranges depending on the mister.” 明王大喜,连忙道,“全凭先生安排。” The Ye Kong heart said before , others said that oneself soaks the little girl king, this good, helping the little girl soak the man, is the demon little girl, the opposite party is a monk. day his ancestors, this matter also really suffices to pull, but, hopes that goes back to help to oneself. 叶空心说以前人家说自己是泡妞大王,这次好,帮妞泡男人,还是个魔妞,对方还是个和尚。日他先人,这事也真够扯的,不过,希望对自己回去有所帮助吧。
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