...... That driver's in monocle event with The Star mouth will be unrelated? He was also polluted , is he source of pollution? Wait, why I must with polluting this word...... this instance, I thought that my heart as if stopped for two seconds. 不会吧……那司机和“星星”口中的单片眼镜事件有关？他也被污染了,或者,他就是污染源？等等,我为什么要用污染这个词……这个瞬间,我觉得自己的心脏似乎停跳了两秒。 I forgot the dizziness, inspects item that carries along fiercely: 我忘记了头晕,猛地检查起随身携带的物品: Cell phone also in! 手机还在！ Key also in! 钥匙还在！ Public transportation pass also in! 公交卡还在！ Seven pocket money also in! 七块的零钱还在！ Shoes also, pants also, clothes also, person also in! 鞋还在,裤子还在,衣服还在,人也还在！ Hū...... has not lost the thing, did not have what condition...... my relaxed, the feeling was wants is too many a moment ago. 呼……没丢东西,没出什么状况……我松了口气,感觉刚才是自己想太多了。 The people, always easy to frighten themselves. 人呐,总是容易自己吓自己。 Because has pulled out the cell phone, therefore I looked at the next time while convenient: 因为已经掏出了手机,所以我顺便就看了下时间: 3.2 15. 三点二十五分。 That driver opens well quickly, compared with the time on APP estimating early 5-6 minute, no wonder my carsickness...... I had the new cognition to the previous situation. 那个司机开得好快啊,比APP上预计的时间早了五六分钟,难怪我晕车了……我对先前的情况有了新的认知。 Originally is what is all about! 原来是这么一回事！ However, I always feel on the vehicle have not treated to 15 minutes, felt that has not chatted several to arrive. 不过,我总觉得在车上没待到十五分钟,感觉没聊几句就到了。 Because of the following carsickness,...... I lifted the head probably, took one's bearings, walked toward very striking Police Department front door. 因为后面晕车了,大概……我抬起脑袋,辨别方向,往非常醒目的警察厅大门走去。 That was a courtyard, the deep place has several buildings, the entrance stands two fully-armed police values to defend. 那是一个院子,深处有好几栋楼,门口站了两名全副武装的警察值守。 At this time, I think suddenly an issue, from inspected item to associate a moment ago along to an issue: 这个时候,我忽然想到了一个问题,由刚才检查随身物品联想到了一个问题: I have not brought the pen that paper notebook and writing use! 我没带纸质笔记本和书写用的笔！ Naturally, this is not I neglects, but is I am familiar with record the matter with the cell phone memorandum early, if large-scale, specialized situation, then on direct laptop, nearly both years useless paper notebook. 当然,这不是我疏忽,而是我早习惯用手机备忘录记事情,若是大型的,专业的场合,则直接上手提电脑,近两年都没用过纸质笔记本。 When the leader who in Police Department this type of unit, is responsible for the matter definitely cannot get used to seeing the commercial exchange takes a cell phone the situation in there pā pā pressing, this insufficient politeness! With they have to do, is conservative, the tradition, is quite good, un, first looks for the family/home stationery shop, buys the root pen, buys notebook, then goes, hehe, on the work place, putting on airs is also a knowledge...... I looks all around immediately, seeks for the goal store. 呃,警察厅这种单位里面,负责事情的领导肯定看不惯商业交流时拿个手机在那里啪啪按动的情况,这不够礼貌！和他们打交道的时候,还是保守一点,传统一点,比较好,嗯,先找家文具店,买根笔,买个笔记本,再进去,呵呵,在职场上,装模作样也是一门学问……我当即环顾四周,寻找起目标商店。 At this time, I will always praise myself to reserve some time the custom, this made me not need to worry, was very calm: 这个时候,我总是会赞扬自己预留一定时间的习惯,这让我不用着急,很是淡定: I and Police Department am responsible for the leader of that project, what agreement is 4 visiting, the redundancy of entire 35 bell. 我和警察厅负责那个项目的领导,约定的是四点拜访,还有整整35钟的冗余。 — normal, takes taxi from the company to here, takes 20 minutes, in addition goes downstairs, when the car(riage), passes through the gate this series of behaviors, the overall time probably in 35 minutes, I 3 : 00, making an appointment 3.45 is actually very ample, small accident/surprise that trafficking jams, various registrations and inspections that but considering that possibly has, are unable to know in advance, I made 4 points finally. ——正常来说,打车从公司到这边,需要20来分钟,加上下楼、等车、进门这一系列的行为,整体时间大概在35分钟,我三点出发,预约3点45其实已经很宽裕了,但考虑到可能存在的堵车、各种登记和检查、无法预知的小意外,我最终还是约了四点。 Who knows, the driver who that wears the monocle opens fast, I even was also ahead of time much. 谁知道,那个戴单片眼镜的司机开得飞快,我甚至还提前了不少。 Looked, I have not discovered the stationery shop, takes the take action machine busily, uses map APP, seeks for nearby store. 看了一圈,我没发现文具店,忙又拿出手机,利用地图APP,寻找附近的商店。 Recently was that stationery shop two kilometers...... to take taxi? I hesitant time, suddenly looks at opposite of the street, the street corner, has the family/home shop: 最近那家文具店有两公里……打车过去？我正犹豫的时候,忽然瞄到马路对面,街道拐角处,有家小店: „Star dream grocery store”. “星梦杂货店”。 Perhaps the grocery store...... has the stationery...... first to have a look, without takes taxi again......, the star dream, same...... I sets firm resolve with the feeling of star brokerage firm rapidly, steps out, while the green light twinkle, passed the pedestrian crossing. 杂货店……也许有文具……先去看看,没有再打车……呵,星梦,就和明星经纪公司的感觉一样……我迅速下定决心,加快脚步,趁着绿灯闪烁,通过了人行横道。 Quick, I arrived in that „star dream grocery store”. 很快,我抵达了那家“星梦杂货店”。 This shop narrows, the illumination is not good, inside is quite dim, making one have to plant arrives at the night feeling from afternoon instantaneously. 这家店非常逼仄,光照也不好,里面相当昏暗,让人有种瞬间从下午来到夜晚的感觉。 The shop both sides are one meter about eight shelf, placed item is dazzling, slightly is strange. 店铺两侧是一米八左右的货架,摆放的物品琳琅满目,却都略显奇怪。 Register in the innermost, a woman who wears the black skirt sits in the rear area, backs on two wooden cabinets, to the tablet PC, is lowering the head to play the cell phone. 收银台在最里面,一个穿黑裙子的女人坐在后方,背靠两个木柜,正对平板电脑,低头玩着手机。 The tablet PC is putting a very ancient serial TV opera, added several points of vitality/angry for this murky dim shop, but clearly, that defends the shop person to listen to a sound, has not cared about the content completely. 平板电脑放着一个很是古老的连续剧,为这个昏沉黯淡的店铺平添了几分生气,但很明显,那个守店人只是听个声响,完全没在意内容。 This shop design is unreasonable, the boss is not careful, if I the thief, with several item, turn around to walk now, she could not discover that...... I complained two silently, before arriving at the register, counted on the fingers to knock plank three: 这店铺设计的不合理啊,老板也不上心,我要是小偷,现在拿个几件物品,转身就走,她根本发现不了……我默默吐槽了两句,走到收银台前,屈指敲了木板三下: „Hello, has notebook and pen? I refer to the paper notebook.” “你好,有笔记本和笔吗？我是指纸质的笔记本。” The woman who that wears the black skirt lifted the head, the smile replied: 那个穿黑裙子的女人抬起了脑袋,微笑回答道: „Has, there is.” “有的,那里就是。” Her sound is very gentle, making me suddenly tranquil, but her appearance is also quite good, even if the environment is dim, is unable to cover her delicate beauty. 她的声音很是温柔,让我一下就变得平静,而她的长相也颇为不错,哪怕环境昏暗,也无法掩盖她秀气的美丽。 I do not have to look, following the finger of grocery store owner, looked to the right side shelf's third corner. 我没有多瞧,顺着杂货店老板的手指,看向了右侧货架第三层的角落。 There has a doubtful notebook thing, but the modeling is very strange, as if comprised of a pages of brass. 那里有一个疑似笔记本的东西,可造型很是奇怪,仿佛由一页页黄铜组成。 „Is this notebook?” I put out a hand the books to take that brass cast. “这是笔记本？”我伸手将那个黄铜铸就般的书册拿了起来。 Its touch ice-cold, as if is really the metal product, but, inside truly is a paper. 它触感冰冷,仿佛真是金属制品,不过,里面确实是纸张。 „Right.” Puts on the shop boss smile of black skirt to say gentle, „my shop owner hits ‚mystically’, all item have the characteristics in this aspect.” “对。”穿黑裙子的店铺老板笑容平和地说道,“我这家店主打‘神秘’,所有的物品都有这方面的特色。” The variation competition...... in my mind flashed through such a noun. 差异化竞争……我脑海内闪过了这么一个名词。 Meanwhile, I look all around all around, seeing an antique feather pen, the both sides to have the dice that the black eyeball silver mirrors and several modeling varied at the same time, as to these things, too numerous to cite individually. 与此同时,我环顾起四周,看见了一支古董般的羽毛笔、一面两侧有黑色眼珠般的银制镜子、好几个造型不一的骰子,如此种种,不胜枚举。 The mirror...... my subconsciousness took up that mirror with another hand. 镜子……我下意识用另一只手拿起了那面镜子。 I want to confirm that under present condition, cannot because of the carsickness, causing the image to be unsatisfactory, affects and other commercial exchanges of meeting. 我想确认下自己现在的状态,不能因为晕车,导致自身形象不佳,影响到等会的商务交流。 In that mirror, my face reflected rapidly: 那面镜子里,我的脸孔迅速映了出来: The black hair brown pupil, the facial features are profound, line firm...... 黑发棕瞳,五官深刻,线条刚硬…… fuck, was I so when graceful? I cannot believe what in simply mirror is oneself! 我擦,我什么时候这么帅了？我简直不敢相信镜子里的是自己！ I gawked for two seconds, is busy puts down that brass to make notebook, pulls out the take action machine, using the screen, reexamines has itself. 我愣了两秒,忙放下那个黄铜制成般的笔记本,掏出手机,利用屏幕,重新审视起自己。 This, is very normal, my original appearance...... I lean to look to that mirror, finally, inside I am still very handsome. 这,很正常啊,还是我原本的样子……我又侧头望向那面镜子,结果,里面的我依旧很英俊。 „...... This mirror what's the matter?” I cannot bear open the mouth to ask. “……这镜子怎么回事？”我忍不住开口问道。 The woman who that wears the black skirt said with a smile slightly: 那个穿黑裙子的女人微微笑道: „This is an intelligent mirror.” “这是一面智能镜。” „, I understood.” I am suddenly enlighted immediately. “啊,我懂了。”我顿时恍然大悟。 Brings the beautiful face, to filter the mirror and intelligent mirror of PS effect! 自带美颜、滤镜和PS效果的智能镜子！ Simply speaking is, it is actually a special plate, goes nonstop to trill and beautiful face/color Xiangji and other APP. 简单来说就是,它其实是一个特殊的平板,直通抖音、美颜相机等APP。 Such a thinks, I am a little insipid, immediately returned the home position that mirror. 这么一想,我有点索然无味,当即将那面镜子放回了原位。 Why does not know, I thought that this mirror a little stuck, using a big strength to receive to reach behind the back. 不知为什么,我觉得这面镜子有点粘,用了不小力气才收回手。 „This notebook how much money, additional this feather pen.” I have not wasted the time, takes up brass color notebook, asks the price. “这笔记本多少钱,加这根羽毛笔。”我没浪费时间,重新拿起黄铜色笔记本,开口询问价格。 Wears the black skirt, the sound gentle boss pursing the lips lip, said with a smile lightly: 穿黑裙子,声音温柔的老板抿了抿嘴唇,轻笑道: „10 million.” “一千万。” Pū...... I almost spurt her face saliva. 噗……我差点喷她一脸口水。 „These two are the antiques.” The boss supplemented one. “这两件是古董。”老板补充了一句。 „...... That has is not the antique, quite normal?” My took a deep breath, asked directly. “……那有不是古董,比较正常的吗？”我吸了口气,直接问道。 „Has.” Put on the person of black skirt to refer to my rear surface. “有。”穿黑裙子的人指了指我的侧后面。 I have turned round, saw black, ordinary notebook. 我回过身去,看到了一个黑色的,普通的笔记本。 With flips, I determined that this notebook surface is the cardboard does, inside paper is the imitation parchment, one page draws to wear the magnificent clothing, wears the bright head ornaments Fool. 拿起来,翻了翻,我确定这笔记本的表面是硬纸做的,内里的纸张属于仿羊皮纸,其中一页画着个穿华丽衣物,戴灿烂头饰的“愚者”。 How takes Fool to be able not to recognize Fool as me of net ID? 以“愚者”为网名的我怎么会不认得“愚者”？ „How much money?” I spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “多少钱？”我随口问道。 „30.” The boss attitude replied well. “30块。”那老板态度不错地回答道。 „Is a little expensive, this pen?” I took up dark red conveniently, modeling classical round abdomen fountain pen. “有点贵啊,这支笔呢？”我随手又拿起了一支暗红色的,造型古典的圆腹钢笔。 „25. Your both buy, calculates you 50.” Puts on the boss of black skirt to say with a smile. “25。你两个都买,算你50。”穿黑裙子的老板笑着说道。 I hesitant several seconds, thought that compared with taking taxi beyond two kilometers, 50 are not cannot accept — that not only wastes the time, but also adds also more than ten 20 back and forth, is counted the money of notebook and fountain pen, total also almost 3-4 ten. 我犹豫了几秒,觉得比起打车去两公里外,50也不是不能接受——那不仅浪费时间,而且来回加起来也得十几二十块,算上笔记本和钢笔的钱,总的也差不多三四十了。 „Good.” I with the take action machine, completed the payment. “好。”我拿出手机,完成了支付。 Leaves „star dream grocery store”, returns to the Police Department entrance, I start the registration in the main gate sentry place. 离开“星梦杂货店”,回到警察厅大门口,我于门岗处做起登记。 In this process, the police vehicle starts out. 这个过程中,有一辆警车开出。 „Has the emergency task?” That policeman who the value defends the main gate sentry asked one. “有紧急任务？”值守门岗的那名警察问了一句。 In vehicles that the waiting parapet raises, the driver does not care to reply really: 等待栏杆升起的车辆里,司机不甚在意地回答道: „Mother, had/left a car thief, stole two sedans continually!” “妈的,出了个偷车贼,连偷了两辆轿车！”