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#50: Kicks the hall


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Within a half hour. 半小时之后。 Zhong Shenxiu head high, chest out, goes out of Haixingge Hotel. 钟神秀昂首挺胸,走出海星阁大饭店。 Luo slightly follows clearly in him behind, whole face read broken: Remember, you owe me 1999! Immediately renders back the money to me!!!” 罗小晴跟在他身后,满脸的碎碎念:“记住,你欠我1999!马上给我还钱!!!” She is indeed angry, the small tooth almost ground. 她的确非常愤慨,小牙齿都几乎磨碎了。 Pitiful usually so many lick the dog to ask her to eat meal to watch the movie, but she does not have many impressions in an instant. 可怜平时那么多舔狗请她吃饭看电影,但她转眼就没有多少印象。 Regarding Hua Wu this man, she has actually remembered with eternal gratitude. 对于华五这个男人,她却是已经刻骨铭心了。 Ha, cracks a joke, I immediately.” “哈哈哈,开个玩笑而已嘛,我马上还。” Zhong Shenxiu sees her appearance, smiles to blossom. 钟神秀看到她的样子,笑开了花。 Your which rich......” “你哪有钱……” Luo slightly puts on a long face clearly, hides in the corner, frustrated body anteflexion: I should think that early, how your poor devil body possibly has so much money...... I to be really silly .” 罗小晴哭丧着脸,躲到墙角,失意体前屈:“我早该想到的,你这个穷鬼身上怎么可能有那么多钱……我真傻,真的。” Hey, the little clear sister-in-law, should not be depressed, should not be sad, I on also your money, I say now.” “喂喂,小晴嫂,不要沮丧,不要悲伤啊,我现在就还你钱,我说真的。” Zhong Shenxiu exhibits the earnest face. 钟神秀摆出认真脸。 You also? Sells into servitude?” Luo small clear returns immediately spits one. “你怎么还?卖身么?”罗小晴立即回啐一口。 You why, when I do come to here to eat? Because of side just the dojo, I went to kick it, you in the side live broadcast, our two coordination, the fans hit to enjoy the half a point, perfect!” “你当我为什么来这里吃?因为旁边刚好有一家武馆啊,我去把它踢了,你在旁边直播,我们两个配合,粉丝打赏对半分,完美!” Zhong Shenxiu said own plan. 钟神秀说出自己的规划。 By Haixingge, the indeed dojo, the scale is very big, is called the dark blue dojo. 海星阁旁边,的确有一家武馆,规模还很大,叫做海蓝武馆。 Originally do you have this idea? Loses heart as early as possible, made into pig to sell the miserable this repertoire to be early useless.” Luo slightly spits the mortise clearly: I remember actually, here dojo has the tradition, after kicking the hall, lost must please eat meal, you are the old debt are not clear, adds the new debt.” “原来你打这个主意?趁早死了心吧,被人打成猪头卖惨这个套路早没用了。”罗小晴吐槽道:“倒是我记得,这里的武馆有传统,踢馆之后,输了的要请吃饭,你这是旧债未清,又添新债啊。” What? Originally lost please eat meal? You said early. Said early I did not lead you.” “什么?原来输了请吃饭的?你早说嘛。早说我就不带你了。” Zhong Shenxiu eye one bright, moves toward the dark blue dojo. 钟神秀眼睛一亮,走向海蓝武馆。 No matter makes Martial Daoist, first makes the fame real. 不管做不做武道家,先打出名气才是真的。 Hey, you really go.” “喂喂,你真的去啊。” Luo slightly stamps the feet clearly, really does not want to manage, but thinks that the opposite party also owes money, can only sigh woefully: Nowadays, the one who owes money is Sir.” 罗小晴跺跺脚,原本真不想管,但想到对方还欠自己钱,只能哀叹一句:“这年头,欠钱的是大爷。” Runs, follows behind Zhong Shenxiu. 一路小跑,跟在钟神秀后面。 ...... …… The dark blue dojo is a Great Dao field, the entrance is standing two rows of usherettes, once for a while can see to put on the student turnover of sky-blue jersey. 海蓝武馆是一家大道场,门口站着两排迎宾小姐,时不时就可以看到穿着蔚蓝色练功服的学员进出。 Hello, do two guests want to study martial arts? We have three curricula available.” “你们好,两位客人是想来学习武功么?我们有三种课程可供选择。” Saw that Zhong Shenxiu and Luo slightly come clearly, the sales clerk showed the smile of politeness immediately. 见到钟神秀与罗小晴过来,前台小姐立即露出了礼貌的微笑。 Can look, her smile after the specialized training, just reveals eight teeth, appears a point stiffly. 看得出来,她的笑容经过专门训练,刚好露出八颗牙齿,就是显得僵硬了一点。 No, we are kick the hall.” “不,我们是来踢馆的。” Zhong Shenxiu looked at the surroundings, said intentionally loudly. 钟神秀看了看周围,故意大声说道。 What?” “什么?” Kicks the hall?!” “踢馆?!” The surroundings also had no student of spirit immediately and hit the chicken blood to be equally excited, encircles. 周围原本还没什么精神的学员顿时跟打了鸡血一样兴奋起来,围成一圈。 The smile of sales clerk stiff on face. 前台小姐的笑容僵硬在脸上。 The dark blue dojo has the real skill, pounds the youth in gathering place...... is not seriously many. 海蓝武馆是有真本事的,来砸场子的愣头青……当真不多。 After all, other expert exchanges, greets ahead of time, here also receives grandly. 毕竟,别的高手来交流,都是提前打了招呼,这边也隆重接待的。 Now these two, look is the youth. 现在这两个,一看就是愣头青。 Has an accident?” “出了什么事?” Several strong coaches encircled. 几个膀大腰圆的教练围了过来。 Some people kick the hall, these two.” “有人来踢馆,这两位。” The sales clerk refers to Zhong Shenxiu and Luo is small. 前台小姐一指钟神秀与罗小晴。 Is the coach of head sees is two little rascal, was immediately happy: Little rascal, here is not you looked that the television studies the place that two can play, goes back.” 为首的一个教练看到是两个小鬼,顿时就乐了:“小鬼,这里不是你看电视学了两手就可以来玩的地方,回去吧。” „Don't you dare to accept a challenge?” “你们是不敢应战么?” Zhong Shenxiu said loudly: Originally is the dark blue dojo this morality?” 钟神秀大声道:“原来海蓝武馆就是这个德性?” He signals with the eyes to behind, making small clear promptly open the live broadcast. 他给后面使了个眼色,让罗小晴立即打开直播。 The coach sees this, immediately feels the headache, but must restrain the anger hastily, reveals one temperate and does not lose the smile of politeness. 教练看到这一幕,顿时感觉头疼,还得连忙收敛怒气,露出一个温和而又不失礼貌的微笑。 This is not good, live broadcast! 不这样不行,直播呢! If the image of evil report foul odor were passed to online, turns searches for hotly, he can the fire spread the entire star pledge next day. 要是恶声恶气的形象被传到网上,变成热搜,他第二天就能火遍整个星盟。 At the appointed time watchtower Lord first does not let off him. 到时候馆主第一个不放过他。 „......” “咳咳……” The coach swept, discovered that many students also pull out the cell phone, has a headache: Good, must challenge, needs to come...... the custom of our dark blue dojo according to the custom, starts to hit since the low level coach, is the hall Lord disciple and true inheritance disciple and hall lord...... has the issue?” 教练又扫了一圈,发现不少学员也掏出手机,不由更加头疼:“好吧,要挑战,需要按规矩来……我们海蓝武馆的规矩,是从低级教练开始打起,然后是馆主弟子、真传弟子、馆主……有问题么?” This is must, otherwise comes the any cat flatter dog to be able casually the direct challenge hall lord, this dojo did not use, daily was busy being challenged. 这是必须的,否则随便来个阿猫阿狗都可以直接挑战馆主,这武馆也不用开了,天天忙着被挑战吧。 Ok.” “可以。” Zhong Shenxiu nods. 钟神秀点点头。 We go to the training ground, your first opponent is I.” “那我们去训练场,你的第一个对手是我。” Under the male coach sways from side to side the neck, sends out clear sound that the bone junction strikes: I am called Lan Yi , is here coach, before the challenge, both sides also need first to sign the relief contract, this is not my pit you, but is the custom.” 男教练扭动下脖子,发出骨头交击的清脆声响:“我叫做兰意,是这里的教练,挑战之前,双方还需要先签订免责契约,这可不是我坑你,而是规矩。” I understand.” “我懂。” Zhong Shenxiu arrives at the arena edge, saw the fellow who attorney appearance comes, puts out the standard contract, signed the name conveniently. 钟神秀来到擂台边缘,看到有个律师模样的家伙过来,拿出制式合同,随手就签了名字。 You are serious.” “你玩真的啊。” Luo slightly collects clearly, lowers the sound. 罗小晴凑过来,压低声音。 Naturally real.” “当然是真的。” Zhong Shenxiu natural said/tunnel. 钟神秀理所当然地道。 He needs to experience this world's true military force, to save wave of Heavenly Elegance Points. 他需要见识一下这个世界真正的武力,同时也是为了积攒一波天秀点 Therefore, how must show off how to come, how to cause a stir how. 所以,就要怎么出风头怎么来,怎么轰动怎么来。 Good, I opened the large size.” “那好吧,我开大号了。” Luo small clear operates the cell phone fast, opens among another live broadcasts. 罗小晴飞快操作手机,打开另外一个直播间。 Just from the beginning, some large number of barrages spring: 甫一开始,就有大量弹幕弹出: Small clear, I love you.” “小晴晴,我爱你。” Clear lord began broadcasting, looks quickly looks quickly.” “晴主子又开播了,快看快看。” „It seems like the outdoors live broadcast, in a Daoist temple?” “似乎是户外直播啊,在一家道观?” We must look at the zone, must look at the zone!” “我们要看变装,要看变装!” ...... …… Many barrages, almost crowd the screen. 诸多弹幕,几乎将屏幕塞满。 Zhong Shenxiu sees this, immediately was speechless: „Before originally you, what opens is the trumpet?” 钟神秀见到这一幕,顿时无语了:“原来你之前开的是小号?” This naturally, otherwise delays the popularity you to compensate me?” Luo small clear types fast, talked back: This my hundreds of thousands powder eyes are staring time, under the opposite definitely does not dare the extreme methods.” “这个当然,否则耽误人气你赔我?”罗小晴一面飞快打字,一面回嘴:“这一次我十几万粉眼睛盯着,对面肯定不敢下死手的。” That really thanked, cannot think that my next door is also hiding a big shot.” “那真是谢谢了,想不到我隔壁还藏着一个大佬。” Zhong Shenxiu smiles, without the clothing against has, steps onto the arena directly. 钟神秀笑了笑,没有穿戴防具,直接走上擂台。 Ok, this time I led everyone to look that one kicked the hall, the opponent was the dark blue dojo, hopes that my friend should not be hit miserably......” “好了,这次我带大家看一场踢馆,对手是海蓝武馆,希望我朋友不要被打得太惨……” Luo small clear aims at the arena the camera, the voice changes, probably the honey pot is the same. 罗小晴将摄像头对准擂台,嗓音一变,好像蜜罐一样。 Martial arts contest is unattractive, we must look at the zone!” “比武不好看,我们要看变装!” Clear lord your friend does not look good.” “晴主子你朋友看着不行啊。” Dark blue dojo, I know that is a local most famous dojo, hall lord Lan Wangchuan, had taken national wrestle competition's 99 th, is expert who the Martial Daoist association registers, only misses one step to be able through the authentication, became true Martial Daoist.” “海蓝武馆,我知道,那可是本地最有名的一家武馆,馆主蓝忘川,曾经拿过全国格斗大赛第99名,是武道家协会注册的高手,只差一步就可以通过认证,成为真正的武道家了。” „, Won't the boy be killed?” “啊,那小子不会被打死吧?” Relax, who sees hall Lord first to come out? The boy can project on passes on the apprentice is very good.” “放心,谁见过馆主第一个出来的?那小子能打到亲传徒弟就很不错了。” ...... …… Sees the barrage that flashes through fast, Luo Xiaoqing worried looks at the arena, read to keep at heart broken: Do not die, you also owe the old lady money...... is not right, you die, otherwise was hit the severely wounded disability, you also do not have money, wants the old lady to take to the hospital to you?” 看到飞快闪过的弹幕,罗小晴不由更加担心地看着擂台,心里碎碎念个不停:“你可别死啊,你还欠老娘钱呢……不对,你还是去死吧,否则被打个重伤残疾,你又没钱,难道还要老娘给你送医院?”
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